Speaker 1: Second day. This is embarrassing. I just discovered I actually
Speaker 1: had no idea what the basses were. But you know,
Speaker 1: like when you go out on a date and you
Speaker 1: end up getting to first base with this person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I always thought that involved a lot more than the
Speaker 1: Internet says, because they say first base is just kissing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all. Kissing is an intentional walk in my playbook.
Speaker 1: But maybe I need to put my basses up on
Speaker 1: my Instagram at it's young, Jeffrey. Oh, but you know,
Speaker 1: if reverse Cowgirl is between first and second, it's you're
Speaker 1: gonna want to hear what third bases like. Check it
Speaker 1: on my Instact it's young. Yeah. I only bring it
Speaker 1: up because one of our listeners, Brett, emailed us saying
Speaker 1: he got to second base before the date even really started.
Speaker 1: Are you twelve, Brett? How are we talking in these terms?
Speaker 1: That'd be a good team mascot. By the way, go Cowgirl,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show man. I'm really curious now what
Speaker 1: the other bases are. I'll have you over for a
Speaker 1: party soon and we can go. But tell us about
Speaker 1: the girl that you want us to call today. What's
Speaker 1: her name? Our name is Rachel, Rachel All right, Rachel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I met her online and I always like a
Speaker 1: girl who has like a really nice sense of humor.
Speaker 1: And so she had picture of her with these two
Speaker 1: dogs on each side of her and it's like, do
Speaker 1: we look like family? Like that was one that's cute. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And she had a costume too where she was like Mario,
Speaker 1: and I liked that she was a little different, like
Speaker 1: it was her and her friend Mario Luigi. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: sounds fun, fun. So what did you end up doing
Speaker 1: for your date? So we spoke a little bit, you know,
Speaker 1: obviously over online for a bit, and then I found
Speaker 1: out that she never been to a hockey game, and
Speaker 1: I'm a big hockey fan. Oh and the great thing
Speaker 1: about hockey is that you don't have to like even
Speaker 1: know the game to have a great time at a
Speaker 1: hockey game. They're high energy either exactly. And I made
Speaker 1: sure to get tickets like really close to the glass
Speaker 1: so you can like bang on the glass, maybe a
Speaker 1: pup would come our way. Good seeds within blood spatter range, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because that's how I got in the hockey. Like when
Speaker 1: you were in a live game, it's totally different than
Speaker 1: watching on TV TV A little boring but in person
Speaker 1: amazing ysolutely. What did Rachel think of her first hockey game.
Speaker 1: She loved it, actually, U you know, we pre games
Speaker 1: a little bit before the game, so went to my apartment,
Speaker 1: had a good time. It got a little hot before, like,
Speaker 1: we had a couple of drinks and then ended up
Speaker 1: making out for a bit. Started a little reverse cowgirl
Speaker 1: to start the Oh my god, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what base that is anymore. They're just making out. That's exciting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys have like instant chemistry. It was really great.
Speaker 1: I mean I had to stop and I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, we're going through quick, Let's go to the game. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sometimes that's like should we even go? Yeah? Half and half?
Speaker 1: You know, I was like, I definitely want to stay.
Speaker 1: But it was also my home team, you know, big games.
Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure, like, hey, let's enjoy this.
Speaker 1: We always come back, like I think there's a good
Speaker 1: thing about mixing up energy, you know, Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: So did you guys go back? Is that too quick
Speaker 1: to jump to that part? Now? I'm curious? Well, no,
Speaker 1: so we could probably get there because that's where I
Speaker 1: have some questions. Why I'm calling Okay, so you know
Speaker 1: at the game, obviously we had beer, hot pretzels, Like
Speaker 1: I thought, a really good moment if she had like
Speaker 1: some melted cheese on the side of her face and
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, so I reached over pulled it
Speaker 1: off my finger, and I ate it. I love cheese
Speaker 1: in any form, but that is not hot. I don't
Speaker 1: know if they have been cute at the time, but
Speaker 1: the description just then didn't sit right on. Look, she
Speaker 1: was smiling and we were laughing. At least grab a
Speaker 1: pretzel and wish she was drunk. Okay, that doesn't sound
Speaker 1: too harmful. No, you guys, you're having fun. You're fun
Speaker 1: and and and we got put on the kiss camp.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys are just sending that energy
Speaker 1: out to everybody around. Good thing we practiced before. It
Speaker 1: was good. We we know it had a good kiss.
Speaker 1: The crowd was cheering. I mean, like, the night's going
Speaker 1: pretty freaking great. Sounds really good at this game, seriously,
Speaker 1: so where did the bad stuff happen? Where the weird
Speaker 1: stuff happen? So the game was like near the end
Speaker 1: of the third period, we probably like two minutes left,
Speaker 1: and she was telling me, hey, I'm getting kind of tired.
Speaker 1: I'd like to leave early. And I was telling her like,
Speaker 1: this is my team. If it's still tied, I want
Speaker 1: to say for the end, it won't laugh much longer.
Speaker 1: But she was really adamant. And then she was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna head out, and I was like, okay, first
Speaker 1: fight comes exactly because they stopped selling beer in the
Speaker 1: third period. Yeah, I almost followed, but it went over time.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, so wait, so she
Speaker 1: actually left? She did? She left? Oh? Yeah, say she said,
Speaker 1: hit me up, I'm gonna go home. I'm really tired. Now,
Speaker 1: that's bro. That's a girl. Test girls will be like, sure,
Speaker 1: you make the decision. I don't care, but then they
Speaker 1: really care. Yeah. But also I wouldn't even leave a
Speaker 1: game though nice seats like take advantages. And I don't
Speaker 1: think she was testing. She's saying I'm leaving, like she
Speaker 1: wasn't saying are you coming with me? Like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you think I'm wondering if it's
Speaker 1: where it is? I mean, look, I'm not into the
Speaker 1: whole testing thing when I first meet you because of
Speaker 1: the previous trauma. But I'm glad I stayed because the
Speaker 1: team freaking won. I was shootout, you know, one three
Speaker 1: after I was like, I'm good you text here? You
Speaker 1: missed out? H yeah, right right? Why I hit her up?
Speaker 1: But I was like, we won, we won, and she
Speaker 1: just has them in answering in my text. Oh so
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, so she hasn't said anything since
Speaker 1: she left. That was the last time you talked to her? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was it. Maybe she's secretly a fan of the
Speaker 1: other team. Hey, that it wouldn't have worked out anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play a song. We're gonna come back. We'll
Speaker 1: call Rachel for you and try and get you your
Speaker 1: second date update. All right, Brett, Yeah sounds great. All right,
Speaker 1: hold on, man. Second, we just got done talking to
Speaker 1: Brett about his first date the other night at a
Speaker 1: hockey game with a woman named Rachel, and there was
Speaker 1: a lot going on there. But we probably need to
Speaker 1: circle back to his email where he mentioned that before
Speaker 1: the game they had some drinks where he ended up
Speaker 1: getting to second base. It reminds me of a sports
Speaker 1: chant that I do all the time. He got a
Speaker 1: piece of it. He got a piece of it. We
Speaker 1: need the r E. S t rest of it all
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah? Is that appropriate for the scenario? It's
Speaker 1: not appropriate for life. Back of your pocket and never
Speaker 1: bring it out again. I never take you to a
Speaker 1: hockey games at the wrong cheer for the Rocks. Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, I'm not gonna smelling, but I
Speaker 1: think I let's just talk to Brett. Brettot to call
Speaker 1: Rachel here. Man, is there anything that we miss from
Speaker 1: your first date that we need to highlight? Nope, that's it. No,
Speaker 1: you made out with her, You went to a hockey game,
Speaker 1: she left, you didn't. I mean that's a good point.
Speaker 1: That could be the main issue that she ended up
Speaker 1: leaving and Brett decided to stay to see how things
Speaker 1: played out with his home team. I could see, well,
Speaker 1: you chose a team over me, you know, kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Either way, if Jeffrey makes any sort of baseball references
Speaker 1: and our phone call to her, we're not getting you
Speaker 1: a second date. I'm just going to let you know.
Speaker 1: Probably Yeah, I was gonna help you score home run.
Speaker 1: But that's all right. If you don't want all right,
Speaker 1: let's I'm ready wrong. I'm just saying third base for you.
Speaker 1: It's probably farther than I think I was ready to
Speaker 1: go anyway, exactly. All right, we'll baby steps, we'll get there.
Speaker 1: Let's just dial her phone number and see what she
Speaker 1: has to say. All right, here we go. Good. Hello,
Speaker 1: Hey is this Rachel? Yeah, this is Rachel, Rachel. My
Speaker 1: name's Jeff from the morning show Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Um on the radio. Okay, are you a
Speaker 1: hockey fan? By chance? Um? I mean I do like sports. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're taking our an hockey pool. All right? Did I
Speaker 1: win tickets or something? Depending on how the rest of
Speaker 1: this call goes. Maybe because we heard that you went
Speaker 1: on a date recently with one of our listeners named
Speaker 1: Brett to a hockey game. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, I see, okay,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. What we're doing right now is called a
Speaker 1: second date update, because after the hockey game, Brett's been
Speaker 1: having a hard time in touch with you, and he's
Speaker 1: not one hundred percent sure of the reason why. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. We went out to
Speaker 1: a hockey game and it was okay, it was all right.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it your first game ever? He said that, like
Speaker 1: you had so much fun, is what he told us.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say I had so much fun. But it
Speaker 1: was okay, okay, he had so much fun. I guess
Speaker 1: from what we heard it was a really good game
Speaker 1: and a big night for everybody. I know that he
Speaker 1: did mention that you left early before it ended, and
Speaker 1: I understand that. I'm an old person at heart. I
Speaker 1: know you don't want to get stuck. I mean, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I took an uber home. It's just the way that
Speaker 1: Brett acted. He just went a little overboard. No, not
Speaker 1: a little, he went overboard with what what do you mean? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: So to give you an example, at one point he
Speaker 1: was trying to get everyone to do the wave and
Speaker 1: it wasn't working. People just weren't happy. That's fun if
Speaker 1: you're with kids, maybe at a game, like my five
Speaker 1: year old loves it once, but he even got tired
Speaker 1: of it the last time. Way. Yeah, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: just that. So when nobody did the wave, he stood
Speaker 1: up and he actually pointed at these three guys that
Speaker 1: were two wild down and he told them the man up.
Speaker 1: What Wow? Was he still talking about the wave or
Speaker 1: was he referring to something else that they needed a
Speaker 1: man up about? It was the wave. It was like
Speaker 1: it was so uncomfortable. He was telling I don't know,
Speaker 1: this sounds weird, but do you think he was like showboating,
Speaker 1: like kind of like weirdly trying to impress you. I
Speaker 1: don't know, because at one point he actually ripped his
Speaker 1: jersey off and he was running up and down the aisle,
Speaker 1: and it was like, it was so hard to watch.
Speaker 1: I was so embarrassing. That's not that's not what I bad.
Speaker 1: It was crazy, like a crazy no matter. How is
Speaker 1: that why you left? You're embarrassed. Yeah, that was a
Speaker 1: huge part of it. Before we went to the game,
Speaker 1: it was fine. I really liked his personality. I liked
Speaker 1: him as a person, but then that side of him,
Speaker 1: that sports fanatic, it was too much for me. It
Speaker 1: was a turn off. That's so embarrassing. Yeah, like that's
Speaker 1: not even on a date. It's even maybe he didn't
Speaker 1: even realize that he was being that intense. You're with
Speaker 1: your shirt off running down the aisle. Well, let's let's
Speaker 1: ask him directly, because Rachel, I gotta tell you on
Speaker 1: the other line, we have a little surprise for you.
Speaker 1: Give me a bee, no, give me an arm boy.
Speaker 1: Well that's what we were spelling, Brett. Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Did you hear what she said? Yeah, Rachel, that that's
Speaker 1: Brett I did. I mean, I didn't think it was
Speaker 1: that intense. You know, you go to sporting event, you
Speaker 1: let lose and you support the team, and uh, you're
Speaker 1: there to have a really good time. And I mean
Speaker 1: I didn't have it. I didn't get any indicates said
Speaker 1: it was too much for her, like the kids can
Speaker 1: happened after I ran up and down the aisle. Well,
Speaker 1: you're kind of kids. No, no, you're not forced to kids.
Speaker 1: No one forces adults to kids like you do it
Speaker 1: or you don't. Rachel, Rachel, are you still there? You
Speaker 1: did you hang up? I'm here. I just don't understand
Speaker 1: how he doesn't think that was overboard. That just told
Speaker 1: me that this really hit his normal behavior when he
Speaker 1: goes to a sports game. Well, it's what I do.
Speaker 1: I don't do it when I'm like going around in
Speaker 1: my regular life like run around like a breach show.
Speaker 1: I just have fun when I'm in a game, like
Speaker 1: I'm there to enjoy my damn team and let loose.
Speaker 1: And I think a lot of other people Brett aside,
Speaker 1: are in the same exact boat. Like when you're at
Speaker 1: the sports game. You're in sports mode. We all nothing
Speaker 1: else matters doing the wave and starting the way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and here thing like, you weren't just at the sports game,
Speaker 1: you were also on a first date. Like, you can't
Speaker 1: separate those two things. If you can't act appropriately at
Speaker 1: a sports game, then maybe you shouldn't take a girl
Speaker 1: out on a first date. Didn't you do anything too
Speaker 1: over the line, like paint his face or something? When
Speaker 1: he ripped his shirt off, he had their logo. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that fire out and he knew Wait wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, who says what the rules they're
Speaker 1: supposed to be? You know, I'm like, that's who I am.
Speaker 1: And if she didn't show me that she didn't like it,
Speaker 1: it was still exciting. So if she didn't like it,
Speaker 1: maybe I would have did not say what do I say?
Speaker 1: It's the first date. It's not like we've been together
Speaker 1: for months and this is how you suddenly acted. It
Speaker 1: is the first date, Like you showed me your true
Speaker 1: colors and the amount of terms that you who yelped
Speaker 1: you suck at the other team. The other fans like
Speaker 1: your borderline of bullet it's got the game. I could
Speaker 1: really hurt people feeling well, I don't know, in a way.
Speaker 1: In a way. Here's the thing. Why don't you just
Speaker 1: apologize for embarrassing her? No, I'm not going to apologize
Speaker 1: for making the other players feel bad for embarrassing her.
Speaker 1: No one looked up at tears. Ok just crying in
Speaker 1: the penalty box. These guys are missing teeth. Do you
Speaker 1: think they care about me saying they're not? No flake here?
Speaker 1: Like I played sports. I didn't care what the fan
Speaker 1: said or the sports. It's about your date. Breat That's
Speaker 1: what you're missing. That's what you're missing. You're trying to
Speaker 1: defend being a fan. Being a fan's fine, but also
Speaker 1: treating somebody that you're with with respect. Okay, Okay, I
Speaker 1: can understand that if I didn't have any indication, and
Speaker 1: I know now, I'll apologize that, maybe it was too
Speaker 1: much for you. And if I would have known, I
Speaker 1: would I would have changed my Okay, Rachel, like, look
Speaker 1: at that. We've reached this middle ground, and now it's
Speaker 1: a good time to ask, would you too be willing
Speaker 1: to go out on one more date and we'll pay
Speaker 1: for it? Give me a y, give me an eat,
Speaker 1: gives the chance. Sorry, we didn't, you're gonna go I
Speaker 1: have one stipulation. I will give him another chance, but
Speaker 1: we are not going to a sports game. That is
Speaker 1: the only way you're going to get her to like you.
Speaker 1: And then you take him to the olive garden. He's like,
Speaker 1: give me out. That stipulation is pretty tough. Becauld the
Speaker 1: only thing I had in my mind with sports. No no, no,
Speaker 1: of no, we can wow, you can do anything else.
Speaker 1: I'm down. Okay, that's a yes from Bread and a
Speaker 1: yes from successful second date. Update. Guys. We did it.
Speaker 1: We won the game. I'm looking forward to I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. He got a piece of it. Of
Speaker 1: it okay, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.