Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. And hey, let's let's have a talk here.
Speaker 1: Let's let's have a serious talk. I feel like I've
Speaker 1: been awesome today, What Chris, I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like I've been a great now. It's an email round
Speaker 1: up day, so we're trying to get to as many
Speaker 1: as possible. I have a lot left, so we're gonna
Speaker 1: keep turning and burning. Dear crayon eater on Rush Limbaugh's
Speaker 1: death anniversary. Oh, this is from February. I sit here
Speaker 1: and reflect on things he used to say to us,
Speaker 1: as you know, posse here real quick. This may be stupid,
Speaker 1: but I have this thought a lot. I don't feel
Speaker 1: like we did enough to honor what Rush Limbaugh did
Speaker 1: for the country when Rush passed away. This is what
Speaker 1: I mean. How was there not I mean, look, Saint
Speaker 1: George Floyd got nine thousand funerals. How was there not
Speaker 1: a gigantic I mean, maybe that's not what his family wanted.
Speaker 1: I don't know them, but how was there not a gigantic,
Speaker 1: you know, service of some kind to honor what Rush
Speaker 1: Limbaugh did for the United States of America. It is significant.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, there are radio hosts and then there
Speaker 1: are guys who guide how the right thinks for thirty years.
Speaker 1: That's absurd that anyway. Anyway, as I'm thinking about him,
Speaker 1: he used to say his talent was on loan from God.
Speaker 1: He did. Now when I listened to you and how
Speaker 1: you explain things so even a dumb army grunt can understand,
Speaker 1: it makes me think that God passed that talent onto you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, brother, and God bless rangers lead the way.
Speaker 1: As I've said a bunch before, thank you. I'm very flattered.
Speaker 1: I am no Rush Limbaugh. You get one of those
Speaker 1: in your life if you're lucky. We were lucky enough
Speaker 1: to have one. There will never be another one. Dear
Speaker 1: Big Caesar, tell us more stories from your days as
Speaker 1: the tallest marine. You already mentioned having to dig deeper
Speaker 1: to make fighting holes. But what are the other advantages
Speaker 1: or disadvantages of being the tallest marine? Okay, a couple things. One,
Speaker 1: there were very few advantages because in the military, and
Speaker 1: it has to be this way. I'm I'm not dogging
Speaker 1: on the Marines about it. It has to be this way.
Speaker 1: You have to kind of make things as universal as possible,
Speaker 1: meaning you're not going to have beds of different sizes
Speaker 1: that would make sense. You're not going to have you're
Speaker 1: not going to have vehicles that accommodate tallert that you're
Speaker 1: just not. And so when you're so much taller than
Speaker 1: everyone else, I think the average marine is only five
Speaker 1: eight five nine. They're not tall. In general, they're not tall.
Speaker 1: There are tall ones, but they're not tall. When you're
Speaker 1: a foot taller than most of your brothers, that's difficult.
Speaker 1: The bed was awful, and this is why I have
Speaker 1: obviously been tall forever. I have slept with my feet
Speaker 1: hanging off the bed for so long that I have
Speaker 1: trouble sleeping now unless my feet were hanging off the bed. Well,
Speaker 1: in the Marines, they have a bar at the bottom
Speaker 1: of the bed. You have to kind of wedge your
Speaker 1: feet underneath it if you want to stick them off.
Speaker 1: So that sucked. Boot camp definitely sucked because drill instructors
Speaker 1: are looking for any excuse to destroy you, as they
Speaker 1: should do, that's their job. And so they would pull
Speaker 1: over our foot lockers and stand up on them so
Speaker 1: they could scream down at me. That happened a lot,
Speaker 1: you know, the fighting whole thing sucked. Uniforms sucked, specifically
Speaker 1: going to Iraq because we had desert cammis to us
Speaker 1: and we were going to Iraq. Well, they don't look
Speaker 1: it's not Macy's, it's the Marines. They don't have a
Speaker 1: you know, slender but tall section. So what I got
Speaker 1: was instead, like I forget. I think they were like
Speaker 1: triple xcel Cammys is what they gave me. And so
Speaker 1: if you ever see a picture of me from over there,
Speaker 1: there are some out there. I look like I'm about
Speaker 1: twelve years old. I look like I'm wearing my father's clothes.
Speaker 1: They're just hanging off me like a daggone garbage bag.
Speaker 1: Oh and one last thing. Yes, they did shoot at me,
Speaker 1: and I feel like I was unfairly targeted because I
Speaker 1: was tall. Dear Oracle. The twenty twenty election some shenanigans
Speaker 1: essentially rigged or flat out stolen. Let's have another talk
Speaker 1: about the election. Here is what I know. There's what
Speaker 1: I know, and then there's what I suspect. All Right,
Speaker 1: so this is what I know. What I know is
Speaker 1: Democrat as cheat in elections. This is not new, This
Speaker 1: is not some modern thing. This is as old as
Speaker 1: time Democrats cheat and elections. I had a guy on
Speaker 1: my TV show last week and he was talking about
Speaker 1: how in New York when the Rangers were from the Rangers,
Speaker 1: when the immigrants would get there. The immigrants would get there,
Speaker 1: and the Democrats would be waiting as they got off
Speaker 1: the boat to basically register them to vote and have
Speaker 1: the ballots sent to them so they can fill out
Speaker 1: the ballots. So this is this is the norm and
Speaker 1: something else. Maybe you're listening to me right now in
Speaker 1: the country, but maybe you're in the city. Maybe you're
Speaker 1: in Chicago, New York, Boston, LA, Where Miami. Maybe you're
Speaker 1: in the city. If you're in the city and politically
Speaker 1: involved at all, you have always understood they cheat. This
Speaker 1: is not this is common knowledge. We're not even talking
Speaker 1: about twenty twenty yet this is common knowledge. Of course
Speaker 1: they cheat. You talk to people in Chicago. It's called
Speaker 1: the daily Machine there. You talk to people in Chicago.
Speaker 1: I've talked to friends of mine in Chicago. They've had
Speaker 1: the snow plow drivers right right, the truck drivers. They've
Speaker 1: had the snowplow drivers plow the snow into a wall
Speaker 1: in front of their driveway. On election day so they
Speaker 1: can't back out and go vote. That's the norm. Cheating
Speaker 1: is the norm. Ballot harvesting is the norm. And let's
Speaker 1: have a talk about this because this is important for
Speaker 1: people to understand exactly what that means. People throw the
Speaker 1: word around all that and they don't understand what it is.
Speaker 1: Ballot harvesting is okay. If you have let's say, a pandemic,
Speaker 1: and you mail someone their ballot instead of having them
Speaker 1: show up, they get their ballot mailed to them, Well,
Speaker 1: this is what will happen. And this again, this is
Speaker 1: what we know. Democrats will go to places like colleges,
Speaker 1: and specifically they'll go to nursing homes. They pray on
Speaker 1: nursing homes because you're older, not necessarily as with it
Speaker 1: as you used to be, and just it's harder to
Speaker 1: withstand that. And they'll show up at the nursing homes
Speaker 1: and say, hey, we're here to collect your ballot, but
Speaker 1: I haven't I haven't filled it out. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't worry about that. We're just we have to. It's
Speaker 1: the rules, you know that. They oftentimes will say things
Speaker 1: like that, it's the rules, we have to collect your ballot.
Speaker 1: You know. So you have this person who's older doesn't
Speaker 1: want to get in trouble. Oh okay, well here it is,
Speaker 1: and now they have all these unfilled out ballots. Again,
Speaker 1: this is what I know. This is what democrats have
Speaker 1: done for a long time. We're not even talking about
Speaker 1: twenty twenty yet, It's what they've done for a long time.
Speaker 1: And then they can sit back. They'll obviously fill out
Speaker 1: the ballot the way they want, and then they sit
Speaker 1: back and watch the voting numbers come in, and if
Speaker 1: there's an area where they need more, they take all
Speaker 1: those ballots they filled out and they go drop them off.
Speaker 1: Ballot harvesting is what it is. Now, let's go to
Speaker 1: twenty twenty. I just described to you what we know
Speaker 1: has happened for a long time. They used coronavirus to
Speaker 1: justify mass mail in voting. You know, you should always
Speaker 1: want to reduce mail in voting. Many countries, like France,
Speaker 1: it's flat out outlawed. I mean you're not you're not
Speaker 1: allowed to mail it because it's so easy to cheat. Well,
Speaker 1: we used COVID to justify mass mail in voting, mass
Speaker 1: mail in voting. So what specifically happened, I don't know
Speaker 1: how bad it got. I do know this. I just
Speaker 1: got done watching a movie two thousand Mules, and before
Speaker 1: you know what, set the movie aside, setting to Nash's
Speaker 1: new movie Aside, which is outstanding. I've seen personally, You've
Speaker 1: probably seen by now tons of videotape showing this ballot
Speaker 1: harvesting dropoff. We have video of it. It's not like
Speaker 1: we have to guess. We know that happen, and we
Speaker 1: know something else happen. You can track. They do track
Speaker 1: how many people. How many you have a precinct wherever
Speaker 1: you live. That's a precinct, right, and they know how
Speaker 1: many voters are in the precinct. There are precincts in
Speaker 1: the Swing States, almost all always the blue districts where
Speaker 1: this happened, where they had one hundred percent voter turnout
Speaker 1: for the twenty twenty election. That never happens. That's not realistic.
Speaker 1: And there are multiple precincts where that happened. So what
Speaker 1: do I believe. I believe they cheated and cheated bad.
Speaker 1: Do I know whether or not they cheated enough to
Speaker 1: steal the elections so I can say the election stolen. No,
Speaker 1: I suspect they did, but I can't sit here and
Speaker 1: tell you I know they did it, because I don't
Speaker 1: think any one will ever know whether they did. But
Speaker 1: I know this. They tried to pass h R one
Speaker 1: after Joe Biden was elected, which would have made that
Speaker 1: mail in voting thing universal and federal for everyone. They
Speaker 1: tried to pass HR one for a reason, and it
Speaker 1: ain't because mail in voting didn't work out well for them. Huh.
Speaker 1: All right, we still have a ton of emails left.
Speaker 1: Somebody wants to know, is it is it time to
Speaker 1: take up arms? We're going to talk about that and
Speaker 1: much much more tonight on the Jesse Kelly's Show. We
Speaker 1: still got fun to have. But it's Friday now. That
Speaker 1: means tomorrow's Saturday, which means you're going to practice for
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Speaker 1: be back. How God on adamily side on me. Jesse Kelly,
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
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Speaker 1: to the truth Sage oracle. I don't know what truth
Speaker 1: sage means. It sounds good, though, Doctor j Do you
Speaker 1: think we will get to stop the communists without having
Speaker 1: to pick up arms to retain our freedom? Says? It
Speaker 1: didn't say, I can say his name, says He's listening
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Speaker 1: Great Orlando. That's a great station. All right, all right, listen,
Speaker 1: I've had this question before people. We're gonna have to
Speaker 1: pick up arms, and we're gonna have to pick up arms. Listen,
Speaker 1: that's the last thing in the world we need to
Speaker 1: be thinking about. That's the last thing in the world
Speaker 1: you should ever want. And I don't think you want it,
Speaker 1: but that's the last thing in the world we should
Speaker 1: think about. We have a million and one political battles
Speaker 1: to fight, battles we can win before that should ever
Speaker 1: even be Just don't ever let that thought enter your head.
Speaker 1: And I'll put it to you this way. If the
Speaker 1: time ever comes where you'll have to take up arms,
Speaker 1: you're not going to need me to tell you that
Speaker 1: it's time. You'll know it, all right, You'll know it.
Speaker 1: We we have momentum right now. Yeah, it sucks. Joe
Speaker 1: Biden's president. I get that the domes the vice president.
Speaker 1: I realized that's not ideal. I know that we're looking
Speaker 1: around in horror right now. But think about this. Think
Speaker 1: about this. You want to feel better about something. Have
Speaker 1: you ever been so awake? Have you ever seen so
Speaker 1: many of your fellow Americans so awake to how truly
Speaker 1: disgusting and evil the left is. There's never been a
Speaker 1: time in my lifetime when I've seen so many people
Speaker 1: this awake to what they're doing all across our culture
Speaker 1: in schools and movies, in everywhere. People are awake. That
Speaker 1: is huge. That is huge. Actually, if we want to
Speaker 1: talk about something good, when it comes to corona virus.
Speaker 1: Coronavirus woke parents up. Have you seen this recent polling?
Speaker 1: They pulled parents, well parents, what children? I belt said,
Speaker 1: as if there's another kind of parent. They pulled parents
Speaker 1: to see which way parents were going to vote in
Speaker 1: the upcoming election. Over sixty percent I think the number
Speaker 1: was sixty two percent of parents said, oh no, I'm
Speaker 1: voting Republican. Thirty thirty percent said they were voting Democrat.
Speaker 1: Why parents had their kids schools shut down and kids
Speaker 1: were doing school from home, and parents finally discovered just
Speaker 1: how wretched and communist the public school system was. They
Speaker 1: finally got to see all these turbo freak teachers pour
Speaker 1: and just miserable poison into their kids eyes and ears,
Speaker 1: and parents woke up. We if we have a country
Speaker 1: of mobilized, angry parents, we're about to win a lot
Speaker 1: of elections. And remember, I'm not talking about Congress and Senate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that'll be fine, let's win that whatever. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: the ones that actually matter. I'm talking about local elections.
Speaker 1: That's what matters. School board, city council, district attorney, sheriff.
Speaker 1: Sheriff maybe the most important race you can win in
Speaker 1: this country. And guess what, you don't have to be dirty, Harry.
Speaker 1: Anybody can run for sheriff. Go out there and seize
Speaker 1: political control of your area, get motivated, get angry, and
Speaker 1: run for office. Yo, or doctor Jesse, when did your
Speaker 1: wife compete for Arizona? Did you ever watch one of
Speaker 1: her meets? And what did you think? Yeah, the wife
Speaker 1: was on the Canadian national team for gymnastics and then
Speaker 1: got a full ride to University of Arizona. She was there.
Speaker 1: Let me think, I think two thousand and three to
Speaker 1: two thousand and seven, something like that. That's probably wrong
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get you out at it's something like that.
Speaker 1: It's something like that. But I did go to the meets.
Speaker 1: I need to clarify. I did go to some meets.
Speaker 1: I know people are saying, I bet Jesse never went.
Speaker 1: I went to meets, Okay, and let college gymnastics meet.
Speaker 1: Isn't not the worst thing in the world. What what?
Speaker 1: It's not the worst thing in the world, Yo, Jesse.
Speaker 1: I will be skipping the BLM NFL Super Bowl. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is an old one. I am finding myself disappointed.
Speaker 1: I will miss out on all the great party foods.
Speaker 1: What is your plan to fill this flavor void? I
Speaker 1: love the show, he says. His name is Dan. That's
Speaker 1: obviously from a while ago. That was the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's important that we that we
Speaker 1: start coming up with alternatives to these traditional things that
Speaker 1: we don't want to enjoy anymore, or we don't feel
Speaker 1: like we should enjoy. Like I've told you, walking away
Speaker 1: from the NFL still hurts me. I still miss it
Speaker 1: a lot. I'm not going back. I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Screw them, but it hurts me. I miss football. I
Speaker 1: miss watching football. Those were good days. And when it
Speaker 1: comes to Super Bowls, who doesn't love a good Super
Speaker 1: Bowl party? Yeah, the food is the main benefit, and
Speaker 1: you have to keep the women in the other room
Speaker 1: otherwise they talk over the whole game. But who doesn't
Speaker 1: love the Super Bowl? Well, if we can't do that now,
Speaker 1: I think we should start coming up with alternatives for ourselves.
Speaker 1: All right, Dear pink Clover, that's not nice. By the way.
Speaker 1: If in case you're wondering if maybe you're new to
Speaker 1: the show. Why people call me pink flower, It's because
Speaker 1: my father, who is not a very nice person. My
Speaker 1: father used to tell me he's a he's a tough dude.
Speaker 1: He used to tell me when he got whenever he
Speaker 1: would get home from work, if I stayed home sick
Speaker 1: from school, my dad would call me pink flower and
Speaker 1: shame me into going back to school. That's what a
Speaker 1: dad should do, right there. I'm tired of people thinking
Speaker 1: they have to say thank you for your service when
Speaker 1: addressing someone who is in the armed forces. Two of
Speaker 1: my sons are in the service and tell me stories
Speaker 1: of the idiots who stir the pots of gruel, separate
Speaker 1: the packages of mustard and ketchup, and are also incompetent.
Speaker 1: They're not allowed to use live ammunition. Just like the
Speaker 1: losers who warm the bench on the championship team should
Speaker 1: not get a ring. The losers in the military should
Speaker 1: not be thanked up for holding their uniform instead of
Speaker 1: a hanger. What say you, military whisper, Well, I'll say this,
Speaker 1: you're you're not out of line. There are a ton
Speaker 1: of absolute, lazy, worthless losers in the military, especially now
Speaker 1: as our standards have rought it out. However, how do
Speaker 1: you tell who the turds are and who the warriors are?
Speaker 1: There are also a lot of warriors out there who
Speaker 1: bust their butts and work hard and break down their
Speaker 1: bodies and they're gonna get a thank you. And I
Speaker 1: think as a country, I think it's probably a healthy
Speaker 1: place to be for a nation to see people in
Speaker 1: uniform and want to thank them. And no, please don't
Speaker 1: thank me. You don't have to thank me. I'm not
Speaker 1: talking about me. But I think that's probably healthy. Are
Speaker 1: you going to accidentally thank a tard who's worthless? Oh
Speaker 1: of course you are, there's no question about that. But
Speaker 1: probably better to err on that side than the other. Right,
Speaker 1: all right, we have another question. This one's about Ukraine.
Speaker 1: Hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. On an
Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse Friday. Don't worry. Don't worry. We still
Speaker 1: have tons left, tons left. Remember you can email the
Speaker 1: show Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Let's get
Speaker 1: to it. Something you said earlier made me wonder. Is
Speaker 1: World War three going to be the entire world at
Speaker 1: once standing up against their corrupt authoritarian governments that they're
Speaker 1: all sick of. All at once. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: look I am the oracle, but I don't know. Here's
Speaker 1: what I here's what I do see. I don't know
Speaker 1: about World War three, but I do see this. The governments.
Speaker 1: You remember we've played that. You don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about it right now, Chris. But you remember we've played
Speaker 1: that sound for you a bunch of times of the
Speaker 1: lady at the World Economic Forum lamenting the fact that
Speaker 1: the elites. The elites trust each other more than they
Speaker 1: ever have. They globally trust each other, they get together,
Speaker 1: but she was mad that the people themselves trust the
Speaker 1: elites less than they ever had. The Western governments. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is happy. This is very global. It's not just
Speaker 1: in America, although it's very much here. The elites are
Speaker 1: separating themselves from the people. They are It's a great way.
Speaker 1: You know, when I look at it, I have a
Speaker 1: horrible analogy, but I don't care. This is how I
Speaker 1: look at it in my mind. This is how I
Speaker 1: look at it. The picture. You have a big ball
Speaker 1: of Plato in your hand, right, You're just holding a
Speaker 1: big ball in your hand. Quit, Chris, you have a
Speaker 1: big ball of Plato in your hand. Now, picture. You
Speaker 1: take your other hand and you grab a chunk off
Speaker 1: of it, and you start to pull it, and you
Speaker 1: start to pull it. And I view that chunk as
Speaker 1: being the elites of Western society. And I view them
Speaker 1: as pulling themselves away. They are increasingly disconnected from the people.
Speaker 1: That's the ball of Plato, the people, you me, that's
Speaker 1: the ball of Plato. The elites are pulling themselves away
Speaker 1: into their own isolated ball, and they're gonna keep pulling
Speaker 1: until there is a separation. And I see this happening
Speaker 1: clear as day globally. Now what that looks like in
Speaker 1: the end, I don't know. I don't have any idea.
Speaker 1: If we're being totally honest, I don't know that it's
Speaker 1: pretty Remember corrupt systems, historically, they don't go out quietly.
Speaker 1: They don't go out without a fight. I mean, it's happened,
Speaker 1: but corrupt systems have a way of hurting people as
Speaker 1: they try to hang on to their power. We have
Speaker 1: very corrupt systems now that lead the Western world, very
Speaker 1: very corrupt systems. Now, how that looks, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, I don't want anyone to get hurt. Now,
Speaker 1: that's probably very naive to think nobody's going to get hurt.
Speaker 1: But I don't want people hurting each other and shooting
Speaker 1: each other. And that sounds terrible to me. That sounds
Speaker 1: that sounds like a living hell to me. And I mean,
Speaker 1: that's the kind of thing. Who knows where that ends,
Speaker 1: Who knows how that ends, Who knows if you win? Right?
Speaker 1: Who knows if you win. I don't know that it's
Speaker 1: going to result in World War three? But my Plato
Speaker 1: analogy I just made. I know that's awful. I don't care.
Speaker 1: You know what, Chris, I'm gonna use it again. Just
Speaker 1: because you don't like it, I'm gonna use it again.
Speaker 1: It makes sense to me, my Plato analogy. That's how
Speaker 1: I see it. Of that ball is getting separated from
Speaker 1: the people. From the rest of it, there is a
Speaker 1: small chunk of the elites getting separated. Because remember, remember
Speaker 1: just last week. This is a week ago, but just
Speaker 1: last week they had the White House correspondence dinner where
Speaker 1: Joe Biden got together with all the media elites and
Speaker 1: they sat there laughing hysterically about the fact that gas
Speaker 1: prices and rent are up. What how out of touch
Speaker 1: can you people be? That's crushing normal people, and they're
Speaker 1: all gathering around talking to each other, making jokes with
Speaker 1: each other, and their fancy black ties have been some
Speaker 1: champagne rents up. Isn't that funny? You see what I mean?
Speaker 1: They're so disconnected and increasingly more disconnected from the ball,
Speaker 1: from the people that I don't I don't see how
Speaker 1: that ends well, right, I don't see. I don't see
Speaker 1: them looking around and waking up to the fact that
Speaker 1: they're disconnected. I just don't. I just don't. They're so
Speaker 1: in the bubble, and as they get less and less popular,
Speaker 1: people tend to retreat inside of the bubble even more
Speaker 1: instead of breaking out of it. I just don't know
Speaker 1: how that goes. Doctor Jesse, the handsomest man in radio,
Speaker 1: on the anniversary of our beloved Rush Limbaugh. I wish
Speaker 1: I could see the look on his face listening to
Speaker 1: your show. He would probably absolutely love your insights and comments,
Speaker 1: especially the new soundboard. Thank you and your team, especially
Speaker 1: Chris for bringing it every day. Love you, guys, says
Speaker 1: I can say her name, her name is Heidi. That
Speaker 1: is high praise, that would be, that'd be. That's a
Speaker 1: cool image right there, Dear food savant and that's what
Speaker 1: I am. Chris. I took your gourmet recipe suggestion and
Speaker 1: added dogs to my Kraft mac and cheese, and it
Speaker 1: was amazing. He says, shut up, Chris. My kids won't
Speaker 1: eat it any other way now, And once I improved
Speaker 1: my skillet skills, I'm introducing them to Chef Jesse's cheeseburgers.
Speaker 1: Love your show. I'm racing three anti communists now, no
Speaker 1: matter how hard the schools in Massachusetts try to program
Speaker 1: them otherwise, says I can say his name, Jack Keefe. Look,
Speaker 1: I don't know why more people don't put wieners in
Speaker 1: mac and cheese. Wieners go in mac and cheese. That's
Speaker 1: as American as apple pine. And I get called white trash,
Speaker 1: and I mean I am white trash, so that's fair.
Speaker 1: But dude, weenies and Mac and cheese makes it. And
Speaker 1: I'll tell you something else. I feel like people short
Speaker 1: change themselves in general when it comes to mac and cheese.
Speaker 1: And of course I'm talking about the good stuff Kraft
Speaker 1: Mac in the box. You understand, you can put lots
Speaker 1: of things in there. Put some dice, talapenos in there,
Speaker 1: put some wieners in there. I've brought this up before
Speaker 1: the Franks. You know, Frank's Red Hot, they have that seasoning,
Speaker 1: Frank's Buffalo Ranch. You have any idea how good that
Speaker 1: is in Kraft mac and Cheese. It's fantastic. But people
Speaker 1: sure change themselves and I'll never get it. Dear burgers
Speaker 1: are Jesse. My girlfriend and I got in a rather
Speaker 1: heated disagreement over what constitutes a burger and what doesn't.
Speaker 1: My take is a burger requires ground red meat between
Speaker 1: two pieces of bread, therefore excluding such nonsense as turkey
Speaker 1: burgers and black bean burgers and chicken burgers. Her opinion
Speaker 1: is that a burger is any piece of meat between
Speaker 1: two round pieces of bread. This means that if you
Speaker 1: put a piece of salmon between two doughnuts, it'd be
Speaker 1: considered a burger. He said. Now, I know she's insane
Speaker 1: and this might be a breakup worthy opinion. But what's
Speaker 1: say you? Oh, you're right. His name's Mitchell from Fort Worth.
Speaker 1: You're one hundred percent right. It's insane to say otherwise.
Speaker 1: These people, see, this is the thing. We change the
Speaker 1: definition of everything now because everybody wants to feel included
Speaker 1: with their weirdo opinions. No, No, you're beyond meat. That's
Speaker 1: not a burger. Stop stop. I definitely agree. This is
Speaker 1: another email. I definitely agree about the inevitability of national
Speaker 1: divorce and pray that it is an amicable or at
Speaker 1: least cordial one. I do take exception with one point.
Speaker 1: You are nuts to want to split the nuclear arsenal
Speaker 1: with the communists. The last thing the world needs is
Speaker 1: more comedies with canned sunshine. You can use my name. Look,
Speaker 1: I talk about national divorce a lot because it is
Speaker 1: what I want. You don't want to live I don't
Speaker 1: want to live with these people. They don't want to
Speaker 1: live with me. They hate me. I hate them. If
Speaker 1: you believe a child should be given puberty blockers to
Speaker 1: change their gender, I don't want to live with you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a fellow citizen with you.
Speaker 1: We should be separate. You should have your own place,
Speaker 1: do whatever you know, worship bail all you want. I'm
Speaker 1: out on that. I'm out on that. But back to
Speaker 1: your point, whenever I bring up national divorce, it's a
Speaker 1: fascinating topic. It's obviously not going to happen, but it's
Speaker 1: a fascinating topic in people right in all the time,
Speaker 1: they love it. They hated where the lines drawn. People
Speaker 1: always want to know things, but I get this a lot.
Speaker 1: We can't give them blank. They're not gonna have blank. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're not giving them California. We can't give them Texas
Speaker 1: where they can't have New York. They can't have nuclear weapons.
Speaker 1: They can't have this, they can't have that, they can't
Speaker 1: have this. And you know what you sound like. Whenever
Speaker 1: you say that, you sound like every single buddy of
Speaker 1: mine who's ever gotten a divorce at the beginning of
Speaker 1: his divorce process. They all say the same thing. She's
Speaker 1: not getting the car, she doesn't get the kids, Yes
Speaker 1: she does. Divorce sucks. They're gonna get things you want.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, we are not done yet. We
Speaker 1: have another segment left, one more email round up. Before
Speaker 1: we get to that, let's talk about estrogen. Do you know, fellas,
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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show, Final segment of the Jesse Kelledy Show,
Speaker 1: and we have been it has been a roller cooaster
Speaker 1: today of an email roundup. If you missed any part
Speaker 1: of the show, catch the whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify,
Speaker 1: and iTunes. All right, Remember you can emaen me Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Emails. We got, we
Speaker 1: gotta get, we gotta churn and burn. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: preface this by saying I'm a stay at home homeschooling
Speaker 1: mom in Pennsylvania. God love you. I love your honesty
Speaker 1: and hard truths, but usually lovingly roll my eyes at
Speaker 1: your goofiness with the soundboard and such. But today I
Speaker 1: was making dinner while I was listening to Tuesdays podcast
Speaker 1: when you played a bunch of machine gun noises. Quote, Oh,
Speaker 1: here we go, freaking Chris just had to add more noises,
Speaker 1: she says, First the guns were a then the bar
Speaker 1: sound played and we both went oh at the same time.
Speaker 1: I guess you can sprinkle some shots in here and
Speaker 1: there if you absolutely must. Seriously, though, thank you for
Speaker 1: all you do. I love the history shows. They make
Speaker 1: me have a whole new appreciation for our troops. Keep
Speaker 1: it up, says I can say her name. Her name
Speaker 1: is Kate Jesse. I got a promotion at work to manager,
Speaker 1: so I won't be able to listen to your show
Speaker 1: live in the car anymore. I have the iHeartRadio app though,
Speaker 1: good for you, my brother, forget about listening live at
Speaker 1: it the next day. Go make you some money, Jesse.
Speaker 1: If you worked at a major company and intentionally left
Speaker 1: the back door open so criminals had access, you would
Speaker 1: be fired, if not arrested. Why is what our president
Speaker 1: doing at the southern border any different. Well, it's the
Speaker 1: best way I can put this, and this is actually
Speaker 1: this sucks, but hey, but might as well talk about it.
Speaker 1: The anti Americanism of the Democratic Party, the communists right now,
Speaker 1: it's more than just them. It's been institutionalized, meaning anti
Speaker 1: Americanism is simply the way so much of our company
Speaker 1: operates now. They just operate as if that's the norm. Oh,
Speaker 1: America sucks. Well, yeah, the borders should stay open. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, of course kids should switch their genders. Of course.
Speaker 1: I mean anti Americanism has become mainstream. Look, you're right,
Speaker 1: and we don't talk enough about the border. And I
Speaker 1: talk about the border a lot. You can't discuss enough
Speaker 1: about the fact we are being invaded by criminals and terrorists.
Speaker 1: We are being invaded by fentonill, which is killing people
Speaker 1: across this nation. What was the number one hundred thousand
Speaker 1: overdoses last year? One hundred thousand if I remember that, right,
Speaker 1: that's a staggering number. And it's just pouring across the
Speaker 1: southern border. And the wildest thing is this, they are
Speaker 1: spending millions of dollars every day to not build the
Speaker 1: border wall. You went to work today I went to
Speaker 1: work today, and the money that gets taken out of
Speaker 1: our check for taxes, we went to work today to
Speaker 1: pay to keep our country open. That's crazy, right, man.
Speaker 1: We gotta move on. That's too dark. It's too dark
Speaker 1: for the end of a show on a Friday. Can
Speaker 1: we implement a death penalty for anybody that cuts or
Speaker 1: adds anything on a child? The guy said, Look, I
Speaker 1: don't know why that's radical. That should be the norm.
Speaker 1: I mean, I see these stories all the time about
Speaker 1: this doctor did this, and doctor did that, and doctor
Speaker 1: cut this off and doctor that. Look, I don't care
Speaker 1: that you're a doctor. I could give a crap less
Speaker 1: about your white lab coat. If you're slicing parts of
Speaker 1: a child's body off of them, you should be arrested,
Speaker 1: You should receive a fair trial, and then you should
Speaker 1: be escorted to the electric chair. That is a sane
Speaker 1: nation protects its children, and it is it's not a
Speaker 1: great reflection of who we are that we don't. I mean,
Speaker 1: we're not even talking about abortions. We're not even gonna
Speaker 1: have to go there. What we're allowing to happen to
Speaker 1: children in this country is it's not a great reflection
Speaker 1: on who we've become as a nation. We just I
Speaker 1: don't know how we lost our way so badly. But
Speaker 1: you know what's crazy about this stuff, like the trans stuff,
Speaker 1: the child trans stuff, what's wild about it is oftentimes,
Speaker 1: oftentimes the parents are encouraging it. It's not like, I mean,
Speaker 1: this does happen where it's you know, happening behind mom
Speaker 1: and dads back. But the parents are encouraging this stuff.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they brag about it. I remember we've talked before
Speaker 1: about the I think he was eleven year old drag
Speaker 1: queen that went on Good Morning America. He didn't do
Speaker 1: that behind his parents back. I believe he has two moms.
Speaker 1: What a shock. His two moms encouraged it. Thrilled, clapping,
Speaker 1: that's man, that's sick. Jesse. I've closed the checking account
Speaker 1: I've had with Bank of America for forty one years
Speaker 1: because of what they did to those who traveled to Washington,
Speaker 1: DC around January sixth. That is how it's done. We
Speaker 1: have to continue to be more purposeful with where we
Speaker 1: spend and don't spend our money. We have to put
Speaker 1: our money where our morals are. And look, I still
Speaker 1: have a million ways I need to improve in it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you do too. One little bit at a time, huh,
Speaker 1: one little bit at a time, Jarhead. Since the election,
Speaker 1: I truly believe that Joe Biden was on a two
Speaker 1: year lease. He was always going to be gone after
Speaker 1: the midterms. The biggest question was would he make it
Speaker 1: to the midterms. He was a trojan horse to get
Speaker 1: a very unlikable Dome into office with very few of
Speaker 1: the irregularities from the twenty twenty election being addressed. I
Speaker 1: believe the plan from the beginning was to have Dome
Speaker 1: take over after midterms and then serve as president for
Speaker 1: the next ten years. What say you? You certainly could
Speaker 1: be right. They could have planned all along to get
Speaker 1: rid of Joe Biden. I mean that's not exactly some
Speaker 1: nutso conspiracy theorist. Right, you could be right there, I would,
Speaker 1: I would adjust it this way. Maybe that was the plan.
Speaker 1: But nobody wants to home there anymore. She's she sucks,
Speaker 1: she sucks. Chris what, it's fine. We can make jokes,
Speaker 1: all right, Keep your chin up, all right. You are
Speaker 1: not helpless, You were not hopeless. There are millions of us.
Speaker 1: Have a great weekend. I will see you again on Monday.
Speaker 1: That's all so