WEBVTT - Episode 239: Just A Thursday 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:05.840 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.960 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:13.400 Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.000 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:18.520 without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.119 You're a coward. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:23.400 It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:27.080 bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:31.400 have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Wait a minute, you you 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:33.000 quit your job already. 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:37.600 Damn a flat fallacy. I worked Tuesday and Wednesday at 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:40.280 the Army camp. I'm sitting on my front porch waiting 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:40.800 for your call. 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:43.199 Oh wow, wait, but I know. 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:45.559 Had I knowed you were golf, and I would have 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:49.520 swung up. That's easy money. 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:52.560 You You could hit from the women's teas and still 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:53.440 not outdrive me. 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:55.880 I agree with that, no question about it. 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:56.720 Yeah, but I can. 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:57.840 I can chip and put. 0:00:57.920 --> 0:00:58.080 Dan. 0:00:58.240 --> 0:01:02.320 You're soft, of course to wear your little army man 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:03.600 suit though for golf. 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:05.920 Do you have to wear a uniform when you go 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:06.440 to work? 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:09.280 There is a pullover. 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:15.000 Pull wait golf whatever. 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:17.320 Yeah, it's a pull up. So he sits there all day, 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:18.080 doesn't have to get. 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:22.240 Up it depends the show because we're happy about it. 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:25.200 To look professional, Dan, and they have a little golf 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:28.040 you know, some badge on it. 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:29.319 I shouldn't be saying this. 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:29.640 Never. 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:31.200 Yeah, it's a real strict UNI. 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:34.360 Okay, wait a minute, So did you quit the job 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:35.480 or you still have the job? 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:36.120 No? 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:37.280 I worked Tuesday and one? 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:40.360 Okay, all right, all right. I thought you told Marvin 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:42.080 that you you got fired or you quit? 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:42.920 No? 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:45.440 He said, are you working? I said, no, what are 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:47.760 you talking about? And Marvin thought, I guess I was 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:48.880 working full time or something. 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:51.000 I didn't Larry, I didn't know where a nation only 0:01:51.040 --> 0:02:00.400 had to be protected on Tuesdays. 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:00.000 Wednesday? 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:04.480 Yeah, bat Larry won three units last week. Shay lost 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:05.240 two units. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.959 Point of contention, Nanny, No, it's not me, it's you. 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:12.800 You are turning. Yeah you are? Okay, all right, I 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:14.680 lose enough bets of my own. I don't need Raymond 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:17.359 cheating me. I won the Parlady, the Nickson, the over 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:21.880 pay me my units on paper. Ray did you screw up? Yeah? 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:23.400 I fucked up. 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:26.239 We have to have kind of a punishment for Ray. 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.440 I agree. Okay, what do you think make him date 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:28.840 a girl? 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:32.360 All right, that's. 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:35.399 He's got a girl friend. 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:37.519 Well, all right, I forgot that Bill's a great dude 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:39.080 girl girl. 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:43.079 I'm sorry, it's Bill Billy Billy Billy eilish. 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:48.680 Well, I think it goes both ways, though, an improvement. 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:52.240 If you bitch about your bet that you think one 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:54.800 know and it did lose, then you also get you 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:56.280 also have to date a girl. 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.560 Like if you're wrong and raise right. Yeah, okay, yeah, 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:00.119 of course. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:03.280 Yeah that's unlikely. But I was gonna send the throat 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:03.519 out there. 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:07.440 Dylan lost one and a half units last week, and. 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:09.560 I've been losing one and a half unit like a 0:03:09.680 --> 0:03:11.960 fucking boss lately. And that's not bad Dan? 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:14.639 What is what is the deer curse? 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:18.480 Oh? The deer I killed with the Tesla. Ever since 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:19.120 it's just. 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:21.120 Wait, are you like bad things have happened? 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:23.640 Oh yeah, real bad things? Look at him? 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:25.600 What would happen to me? 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:28.519 I've lost pretty much every bed I've ever laid into 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:31.360 since the Deer, But it's always it's been like right there, 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:35.280 like right almost winning and then just getting smoked in 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:40.800 the end. The roommate has been just super great and 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:44.040 all over me. Lately. I had to put my phone 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:46.480 on silence because the notifications. I mean, I'm I literally 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:48.840 telling her I'm doing the show when she keeps texting 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:50.840 me and texting me I'm going to Italy with her tomorrow. 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:52.000 She's buying you shorts right now. 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:54.040 She's shopping for me. Yes, but like, I don't care. 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:56.280 I don't know what. I don't give a ship. Just 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:59.200 buy it, buy it, buy it, just buy it. Check. 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:03.000 She's all over me. What happened since the deer? She's 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:05.600 just been you know, are you okay? What's going on? 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:07.040 Talk to me? Talk to me, Talk to me. 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:09.640 Do you think the deer? Anytime we lean her now, 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:10.160 I don't. 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:11.720 Know, dude. We leave the kids and she like starts 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:12.240 getting weird. 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:12.400 You know. 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:15.880 Home moms who care get like, well, I've learned this. 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:18.680 When they leave their children, they feel guilty. There's like 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:20.359 a sense of like, how can I do this to 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:20.920 my kids? 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:22.159 Oh, you've been going on vacation. 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:23.720 Yeah, I don't give it. 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:26.440 I don't know. 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:27.120 They're not going with this. 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:28.839 I don't know that that rules. 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:31.000 No, my sister's actually flying up and taking care of 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:32.200 them and all that. Yeah. 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:36.719 Sweet, And you're gonna leave her in that curse at 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:38.480 house by herself with your kids, and. 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:43.280 She's bringing her kids too. She'll have five kids alone. 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:42.960 And one lingering curse. 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:47.240 Bring some Texas justice, how about now? Ray did some research. 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:50.760 By the way, it's Marvin, it's Shay, it's Dylan, it's 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:55.640 a picture day, Ray, pier Ray myself and also also 0:04:55.720 --> 0:05:01.240 bad lair. Okay, Ray did some research, said cherry juice, 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:05.760 Himalayan salt, and cayenne pepper, all rumored to be remedies 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:09.640 to get rid of the deer curse we have, or 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:11.520 whatever it takes. I thought it was drinking your own 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:12.920 Well wait, you brought this in. 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.200 Yeah, yeah, we haven't made up for Shay. 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:20.080 Okay, why don't you whip up a ben I played? 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:23.880 I played sixteen spins of Kino yesterday. I did not 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:27.400 hit a single commination, not a single one. Should you 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:29.280 be going to Italy? Well, I got it. There's a 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:32.040 casino in Italy too, So we're going to the oldest 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:34.080 casino in the world in Venice. And I don't know, 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:36.719 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Well, 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:39.200 you're not drinking yet. No, I ain't drinking yet, but 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:42.200 keep doing this shit. I'm gonna skip right over booze 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:42.760 and get into something. 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:48.799 May have you seen Final Destination? 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:50.480 Yeah, hell yeah, I mean. 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:51.719 Let's not rule that out. 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:53.159 Anything could happen. 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:58.240 We had Derrick Henry on the show and I said 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:00.440 that if he got two thousand yards, put him in 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:03.920 an Adam Sandler movie. Sandler reached out and said, yes, 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:05.960 that he would be happy to do that and also 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:09.600 go to dinner with Derrick Henry. How about we do Now, 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:12.960 the over under for Derrick Henry rushing yards this year 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:17.160 is thirteen and fifty. That's not going to get you 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:17.880 into a movie. 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:19.360 No, no, not by a lot. 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:22.680 Actually, well, he's going to need to change the entire offense. 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:25.480 You know, when guys get two thousand yards, they never 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:27.159 even get to fifteen hundred. 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:27.919 The next year. That's true. 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:32.400 CJ Man yeahs nasty. 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:33.840 Yeah, he did about that. 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:35.320 He dined out on that season. 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:36.840 Yeah, that's a wild one year wonder. 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:40.479 Like Jamal Lewis, Jamal Llis Lewis, that's the you know 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:43.040 when you see guys who score fifty in a game 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:47.840 in the NBA and you go damn, Michael Red, like, 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:53.240 there's certain guys where you go damn. And Jamal Lewis 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:54.880 getting two thousand yards. 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:57.240 Yes, hardway, too hardway. Yeah. 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:00.000 I actually in high school, I tweeted at Chris Johnson 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:01.760 every day for like a year and a half. I 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:04.240 was like, please reach retweet me, and I changed like 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:07.520 my picture to him, and then finally he finally did it. 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:10.040 What the fuck? What is wrong on the internet? 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.800 I was just like, hey, I love you, retweet this. 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:15.840 We got to find these. Yeah, this is creepy. You 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:16.920 were in high school doing this. 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:17.920 Yeah sounds funny. 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:21.520 You had a Twitter in high school? Yeah, big mistake, mom. 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:23.320 Well it wasn't around when you were in high school. 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:25.480 Yeah, thank god. We can imagine if I was displaying 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:26.200 my fucking thoughts. 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:28.559 I actually really I only used Twitter in high school. 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:30.840 I didn't really use it much after that. Yeah, you 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:32.520 get kicked off, probably for. 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:38.960 Harassing celebrities and athletes. I love you, retweet me. Jesus, fuck, 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:40.040 what is wrong with you? 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:41.520 I thought it was funny. 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:43.720 Do you think he thought it was funny? 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:46.520 I mean eventually he's. 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.080 Probably like, retweet me or I'll hurt myself. And he 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:48.760 was fine. 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.440 I said it every day for six months, day three 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:55.440 hundred and four. He's like, I don't think he's actually 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:57.200 gonna hurt himself, did. 0:07:57.120 --> 0:08:00.360 You did you tweet retweet as many carries as he 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:04.960 had in that season where he ran for two thousand. 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:05.440 Oh probably more. 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:08.040 No, it wasn't that it was, but it was definitely 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:10.840 like a couple months of being like, hey, Chris, I'm 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:13.520 your biggest fani you tweet me embarrassing? 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:14.000 Yeah? 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:16.960 Right, so I can't find that tweet. But in twenty twenty, 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:20.160 which is the most recent tweet, it's hey, at Joe Buck, 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:22.040 will you do play by play if I drink twenty 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:23.800 four beers? And the time it takes me to watch 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:25.280 The Irishman? No response. 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:26.559 I mean that's a good question. 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:30.440 Twenty I absolutely could delete that. For Irishman's like seven 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:31.000 hours long. 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:32.439 I couldn't watch it. 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:33.000 It sucked. 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:36.320 Oh dude, that's okay. The scene where de Niro is 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:38.679 like stomping that dude out on the curb and he's 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:41.160 got like the platform shoes, the stabilizer shoot, like the 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:44.840 Biden special shoes, and he's like, I was like this, 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:46.000 get me fucking yeah. 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:49.160 That was a hour like four two? 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:49.840 Yes, right? 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:52.640 I have one more tweet from Dylan April eighth, twenty 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:56.040 twenty for am hammering. Hank is still my home run 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:59.280 record leader. That's my mind, changed my mind four forty 0:08:59.320 --> 0:08:59.800 in the morning. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:01.560 You are such a boomer about this. 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:02.960 Dude agrees with that. 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:05.800 Yes, I do, yes, whatever, Yes, Barry Bonds for life. 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:08.120 Barry Bonds very fond the gates all time. 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:13.040 Don't care, Yes, steroids or not watching him at bat 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:15.040 during that run was still the hand. 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:18.560 Coordination, wil don't fix your handye coordination, that dude. 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:19.760 And the way that park is built. 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:21.400 The way that park is built. 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:23.600 It was three tens if but he had hande coordination 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:26.160 with Pittsburgh. But he wasn't hitting seventy three home runs 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:27.920 because he didn't obviously better. 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:30.640 He obviously got better as a batter period, as a 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:31.800 contact hitter period. 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:36.040 Yes, he won a batting title, DP, he didn't hit 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:38.839 fifty home runs and then all of a sudden. 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:42.640 With Brady Anderson like it happens, the whole freaking league 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:44.840 was doing it. It's life, it's you know what it is. 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:47.600 It's innovation, and we should embrace innovation in this country. 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:50.280 Yes, Marvin, if Barry Bonds didn't hit the seventy three 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:52.360 home runs because he only hit more than fifty once, 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:55.000 would we even have any doubts about whether he was 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:55.440 clean or not. 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:57.520 You know what, if a woman wants to get breast 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:02.400 enhancement hot, yeah, okay, just want don't don't go too big? 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:05.800 Whoa dandy? That's not please, ladies, go as big as 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:07.000 you like. 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:11.240 Kylie Jenner, just a little bigger than that. 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:11.679 I agree. 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:17.280 She actually just put out her specs on TikTok corresponded 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:20.600 to a comment she was like, fifty three CC's half 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:23.760 silicone under the muscle, Like she was like, exactly how. 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:24.240 She got it done. 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:25.439 I thought you meant her mike measurement. 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:28.160 I mean, you know you can eyeball that probably. 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:36.959 Shallow may shallow, making that shallow may shallow may uh sha. 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:39.800 Kwon Barkley over under fifteen hundred, rushing under. 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:41.440 Larry. 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:46.079 I like the over, and I've got to go over 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:49.160 on Derrick Henry too. If he's gonna be an Adam 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:51.319 Sandler movie, if he gets two thousand, he's gonna try 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:52.320 for fifteen hundred. 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:55.440 Yeah, well, you know what, we should bet that fifteen 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:59.440 hundred will probably It was a big deal on fantasy websites. 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:01.800 Yeah, the number of that's been making the rounds. 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:04.120 Yeah, all right, let me get to today spent. We 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:07.440 have golf today. I'm going with I'm going golfing with 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:09.920 Dylan and Uh I got p a Ray. 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:11.400 I didn't get invited to America. 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.640 I'd like to get some You didn't some excuses out front, Dan, 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:16.959 my thumb is still a little tender. 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:17.920 You don't have to play. 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:20.480 I'm no, I'm going to because I'm a warrior. 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:21.680 Warrior. 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:25.520 Uh so it's it's uh, it's Dyllan, It's it's Ray, 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:26.920 and it's uh Maria. 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:27.760 That's right. 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:29.199 Who do you want to who do you want to 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:29.719 ride with? 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:32.479 Mario? Really? Yeah? Yeah? 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:33.640 Are you positive? 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:34.200 Yeah? 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:35.800 I was kind of thinking you and I would like, 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:38.840 you know, hang out, talk shop, talk some shop. 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:41.640 Yeah, that's the last thing I want to do, the 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:46.840 very last, next to last next, which is just playing 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:55.440 with us. Yeah, doing Ray is the last thing. Billy 0:11:55.480 --> 0:12:05.200 Bob Thorn original motivation for bad Larry recapping. All right, yeah, 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.880 he did pretty well with the next stuffy Pacers. 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:11.120 Okay for first of ten, over for the game whatever 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:14.680 it was this week under the first quarter. I didn't 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:15.040 have a line. 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:17.360 Wait wait, wait, I'm recamping, Larry, Larry, do you know. 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:18.720 This one of my picks? 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:23.760 I know, but I'm recapping here the memorial or something. Okay, 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:26.960 the memorial, you whift on everything. 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:30.320 I haven't won a golf bet in. 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:36.240 And Shay didn't do well either, nor did I. Dylan, 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:39.760 is there anything recapping with you? I didn't think I got. 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:42.680 I got golf here. 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:44.719 I know you got. 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:45.600 I do. 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:48.199 We got to go up, all right? 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:50.280 So bad Larry bets this. 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:53.800 Week under the first quarter. I didn't have internet this morning. 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:54.360 I don't know why. 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:57.960 You know what it's It's fucking Jersey. 0:12:58.040 --> 0:12:59.840 It's always an excuse. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:01.000 Always I was lying. 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:01.679 I was lying. 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:03.960 You were lying in bed, of course you were. 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:05.880 Yeah, So I. 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:07.720 Want under the first quarter. I don't care what it is. 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:10.760 Give me the line, Dan, I know Rerady looked him up. 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:11.040 He didn't. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:14.199 Fifty six and a half, okay, under fifty six and 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:16.160 a half for the first quarter, over for the. 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:19.439 Game, overs two thirty one and a half. 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:25.199 Thirty one, Oh god, uh, I'll keep that. I want 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:30.240 the exact four to two final, okay, okay, see okay, 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:34.360 see four two plus four plus four to twenty five okay, 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:37.000 And then I want the Mets. Dodger's going going under 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:41.480 four o'clock this afternoon and a half perfect and then 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:46.720 a six seven exact A box in the. 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:48.960 Belmont do you have you have names there, Ba's. 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:50.679 And journalism, And that's the way I wanted to come 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:51.360 into six. 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:54.479 Six seven EXACTA no box there alare. 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.320 I went box? Yeah, munch routs with the four to one. 0:13:57.240 --> 0:14:02.479 Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, uh Dylan, all right, Dan, NHL 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:05.120 I got the Panthers to win the series at plus 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:05.600 one eighty. 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:09.800 They're dropping a heartbreaker last night, and then Game two 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:12.160 over six and a half goals plus one oh five 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:16.080 of the juices on the under, but they clearly came 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:19.280 out swinging in game one. And then NBA I got 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:20.720 Pacers money. 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:24.080 Line in game one. I like that, Yeah, plus why not? Right? 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:26.440 Yeah, you're only gonna make money off of them? 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:29.320 Yeah exactly, I mean you can't. They're thunder like minus 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:31.120 seven hundred to win the series. I mean you can 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:36.080 do some of those exact scores and stuff. But and 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:38.720 then this is a fun prop, Dan, Either team to 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:41.560 erase a twenty plus point deficit in the series is 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:43.800 plus four to twenty five. Really, I'm gonna put a 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:46.320 little sprinkle on that doesn't matter which team any game 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:50.360 twenty plus point deficit, they come back and win that cashes. 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:54.960 And then for the Belmont, I got crudo because I 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:58.160 love a good crudo. Bob Baffort yep, and I love 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.240 a little Bob Baffort. The five horse to win at 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:00.960 fifteen to one. 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:05.560 Ish crudo very underrated by the way, Yeah, yeah, overlooked 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:06.040 right now. 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:09.720 Yeah uh. And then Rariguez. 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:10.320 Talking about food. 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:12.520 Oh, what that fuck is crudo? 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:16.400 It's like any thin slice raw fish or with you know, 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:19.520 olivoi cooked. 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:21.520 No, it's raw. It's like sashimi. 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:24.960 I had some fluke, I had some crudo fluked nice. 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:29.440 There was between crudo and no the Mexican clavice. 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:32.120 Yeah, it's not cooked. So savich is cooked in the 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:33.280 citrus juices. 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:36.720 What's difference between crudo and it's like raw? 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:39.400 Well, it's I mean, it's essentially like pieces of sashimi, 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:40.520 but usually dress it up. 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:42.120 A little bit. It was white man sashimi. 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:45.760 It's I think, I don't know if it's white man 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:49.320 on the menu, it's probably French. 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:52.160 Okay's European country, therefore. 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:55.040 They don't count Okay, yes, swarthy, yes, right. 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:58.360 Basically cavice is marinated with citrus juice. 0:15:58.520 --> 0:15:59.680 That's what Dylan just said. 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:01.720 Thank you, Ray, you're welcome. 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:03.480 I know I appreciate the backup. 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:08.800 Ray continue and Rodriguez the three horse to win at 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:09.360 six to one. 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:11.080 He got scratched from the derby. 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:13.160 Our tea time is in an hour from right now, 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:15.440 all right, what we and then try it's gonna take 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:17.960 it's twenty five minutes to get there. Then we got 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.280 to warm up. Yeah, we gotta love it out. 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:22.520 Yeah yeah, I already I already did that. 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:24.440 We gotta get liquored up. 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:29.080 Ray doesn't need to get liquored up for that. Just 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:31.120 a Thursday. 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:33.160 It's called popper Thursday. 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:35.880 Oh yeah, we're gonna do poppers. Yeah. 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:39.440 It keeps you nice and loose on the okay, okay, 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:40.240 what else do you got? 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:44.240 Trifect the box dand seven three six five Oh. 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:51.760 Okay, uh shay, this yeah good. So that's to get 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:54.720 rid of a lot of get rid of. Okay, that's 0:16:54.760 --> 0:17:01.480 gonna help you. Oh and it's it's tart tearing. You 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:02.640 almost threw up. 0:17:02.640 --> 0:17:04.560 That almost said a little gag reflect right, wouldn't know 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:05.439 what that is, but it's still. 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:08.320 Right. 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:14.879 All right, here we go, all right, okay, no golf 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:19.040 quick betting golf. Okay, okay, the side of golf is 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:21.439 a European import. We should put a tariff on it instead. 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:26.080 I got Rolls plus one ten the Communist Lane one 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:29.760 O two against the Phillies, and then Antifa plus one 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:33.480