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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: This is Elvis Duran and this C one hundred Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: So you're on Instagram or wherever and you see someone

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Speaker 2: make a negative comment, and you immediately have to look

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Speaker 2: them up and look up their Instagram and their profile

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Speaker 2: and see more about them. Yes, I need to learn

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Speaker 2: more about this a hole?

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Speaker 3: Do you this? Do you do this?

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Speaker 4: I have definitely done it a couple of times, and

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Speaker 4: I walk away from it, like, look at them and

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Speaker 4: they're stupid us.

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Speaker 2: Right, Froggy do you ever do that?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 6: All the time, I'll see somebody, I'll go, okay, I'll

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Speaker 6: go search through there all the things they've liked, are

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Speaker 6: the people they follow, or the things they've said. And

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Speaker 6: then when I find out that they're really kind of

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Speaker 6: not right, I feel about myself exactly Danielle.

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Speaker 7: All the time.

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Speaker 2: What we should be doing, Danielle is we should just

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Speaker 2: ignore them, delete them, block them, whatever, and move on.

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Speaker 2: But no, we need to go investigate. We need to

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Speaker 2: go see who this a hole is.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I posted a picture of Gandhi and some guy posted

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Speaker 2: a rude something about her eyes and the way she looks,

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Speaker 2: and I said something rude back to him, and then

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Speaker 2: everyone started yelling at him. I'm like, well, who is

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Speaker 2: this guy making fun? You shouldn't make fun of people

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Speaker 2: and their physical being and whatever. I'm just a douchey thing.

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Speaker 2: So everyone else starts looking at him too. Oh, this

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Speaker 2: guy has kids. I see his kids and on his

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Speaker 2: Instagram page. I bet he's teaching them how to be

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Speaker 2: a holes too. And at that point I'm like, okay, well,

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Speaker 2: I don't like the back and forth. I get nerves

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Speaker 2: when people start fighting each other and whatever. And then

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Speaker 2: then someone noticed he's in the army, and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: oh god, okay, look he served in the military. We

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Speaker 2: want to be respectful because he's in the military. But

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Speaker 2: then you think there are a holes in the military too.

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Speaker 2: I mean, people in the military will tell you yeah,

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Speaker 2: there's a hole there. And then someone said, yeah, typical army.

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Speaker 2: Let's hear it for the r Force. And that's when

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Speaker 2: I decided, let's take this down.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't want people, you know, totally belittling this guy.

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Speaker 2: Even though he belittled you first, Well, that was nice

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Speaker 2: of you.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: But look when anyone when these people saw him insulting you, Gandhi,

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Speaker 2: they immediately went to his page to see what they

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Speaker 2: could insult.

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Speaker 4: Right, I love you all for that? Whoever did it? Nice?

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Speaker 4: And I kind of do the same thing.

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Speaker 7: Is that usually the way?

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Speaker 8: Though?

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Speaker 7: Like these people who come out, especially like in politics

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Speaker 7: and whatever, and they like throw people under the bus

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Speaker 7: and whatever. You wind up seeing what's in their closets eventually,

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Speaker 7: and it's worse than what they were complaining about the

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Speaker 7: first place.

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Speaker 4: Exactly what I mean. And I just you want to

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Speaker 4: tell people like, please stop acting woker than now, because

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Speaker 4: at some point we all fall asleep, like it all have.

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Speaker 4: It happens to all of us, So back off.

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Speaker 2: What's up? Frog?

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Speaker 6: Is there a word in the English language that causes

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Speaker 6: you to react more oppositely than relax when you tell

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Speaker 6: somebody to relax? It is the complete opposite of the

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Speaker 6: definition come down, calm down, calm down, Yeah right, calm yourself.

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Speaker 4: That's what Daniel, That's when people go him.

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Speaker 2: So anyways, we are just so curious to find out

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Speaker 2: more about the people. Look, what about the people who

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Speaker 2: say I love you guys? I'll listen every day, you know,

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Speaker 2: do we know what we should be finding out more

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Speaker 2: about them? Because those are the people who are fantastic, right,

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Speaker 2: what's scary?

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Speaker 9: Someone criticized the picture that I put up, saying, oh,

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Speaker 9: look at you, you look like a dufus were trying

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Speaker 9: to do this at night? Did they use the word dufis?

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Speaker 9: They used the word similar to it. It was actually

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Speaker 9: much worse. And I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna

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Speaker 9: go investigate this troll.

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Speaker 4: And then I find.

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Speaker 9: Out she's a nurse who cares for this sick. When

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Speaker 9: she's not on my page trolling, she's like helping people.

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Speaker 2: Well what about the lady is Godhi, you listen to

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Speaker 2: this one? Are you ready for this?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Somebody told me that they wanted me to get cancer

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Speaker 4: and just die. And I clicked on her pigeons.

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Speaker 2: She was a teacher, a teacher, Well she's a teacher.

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Speaker 2: She taught us that she leaves a bitch right, all right?

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Speaker 2: Well good, so we're just as humans. We are. We

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Speaker 2: need to know more. I guess I think this is

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Speaker 2: probably it's we're wired this way. If if we're, you know,

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Speaker 2: in the jungle, and there's a there's some beast that

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Speaker 2: wants to kill us, we want to know more about

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Speaker 2: that beast. We want to know more about them. Just

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Speaker 2: in case we got to get up and fight them.

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Speaker 2: And I think maybe that's a natural thing we do, right,

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Speaker 2: it is all dogs dip each other his butts. We

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Speaker 2: search you on social media.

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Speaker 4: I lurk.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Someone on text says, you gotta size him up.

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Speaker 4: You, Yeah, gotta know what you're fighting. You have some ammo.

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Speaker 4: But I really would like to ask the listeners that

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Speaker 4: if you're going to take a shot at me, I

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Speaker 4: just wanted to be more creative than the eyes. That's

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Speaker 4: what one's old. We get it all the time. Are beautiful,

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Speaker 4: thank you, but I you know, come up with some

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Speaker 4: the better guys. You could do better?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, find something else to insult on. Gome come,

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Speaker 2: let's help the listeners come up with more ways to insult.

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Speaker 10: Gone.

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Speaker 7: Now, I've gotten nothing.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna waste your time.

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Speaker 7: Make it good?

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Speaker 2: Well, because I remember it not long ago someone I

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Speaker 2: posted a picture of me with some friends and someone said, oh,

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Speaker 2: there's Elvis the old man trying to wear young guy's clothes.

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Speaker 2: And so I'm like, well, okay, whatever, I'll dress like

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Speaker 2: I want. Screw you. And I looked at his page

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Speaker 2: and he's the biggest frump known demand. Oh I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: wear that with you in your orthopedic shoes. It off

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Speaker 2: my page all.

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Speaker 4: Seriously, the people taking shots at athletes are sitting on

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Speaker 4: their couch in their mom's base pay, out of shape,

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Speaker 4: taking shots at athletes, like what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing and so which brings me to

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Speaker 2: the That is exactly my other thing that draws me nuts.

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Speaker 2: People who go into Instagram or mainly Twitter actually to

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Speaker 2: tear down the other political side left hating right, right

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Speaker 2: hating left. And they think they think that these rants

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Speaker 2: are going to change something for the better. They're not.

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Speaker 2: You're not doing anything to change for the better. You

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Speaker 2: really aren't. If you think about it, you can sit

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Speaker 2: there on your couch and talk about how you hate

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Speaker 2: Republicans or how you hate democrats. I hate you lefties,

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Speaker 2: I hate you conservatives. What are you changing by doing that? Nothing.

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Speaker 2: All you're doing is is just blowing gas. You're really

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Speaker 2: actually deeper seating their thoughts already. So if they already

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Speaker 2: hate one side or the other and you're just railing

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Speaker 2: on them, they're hating the side even more. It's true,

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Speaker 2: because you're railing on them, you're not changing anything. If

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Speaker 2: you want to change something. Get off your ass and

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Speaker 2: go out in the world and change something.

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Speaker 4: Right, it's activism versus slacktivism and social media causes slacktivism.

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Speaker 2: Let me write this down slacktivism. How you spell that?

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Speaker 7: Slacktivism? Activism?

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Speaker 2: Look at slacktivism, slacktivism. I love that.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm glad you like it.

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Speaker 2: I'm a slacktivist. What have we learned?

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Speaker 3: What we've learned that.

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Speaker 7: People it's not really you that they're upset with. It's

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Speaker 7: something within themselves that they're not comfortable with, of course,

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Speaker 7: and the way that they, you know, get it out, unfortunately,

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Speaker 7: is to take you know, go trolling after all the peace? True,

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Speaker 7: it's sad.

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Speaker 2: Hello, get out there and change the world. Don't scream

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Speaker 2: at the world.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, Elvis Duran and the Z one Morning Show with

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Speaker 11: you with our free iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 7: Well I like Danielle because she's the crazy loud mom

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Speaker 7: just like me.

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Speaker 12: Morning show.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's get into the horoscopes. Who are you

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Speaker 2: gonna do on Wednesday? Choose wisely?

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Speaker 13: Well, it is Christmas Eve, so I feel like there's

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Speaker 13: something charitable about that.

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Speaker 4: So how about Nate today?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: O God, why everybody. It's such a festive time of

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Speaker 2: year and night this let's get here we go.

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Speaker 15: Okay, if it's your birthday today, you share it with

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Speaker 15: Ricky Martin, Louis, Tomlinson, and my former boss, Ryan c.

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Speaker 2: Chrest. He's fifty one.

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Speaker 7: Today's on Christmas Eve.

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Speaker 16: He was.

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Speaker 2: He's a gift that keeps on.

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Speaker 15: Capricorn, your strategy and focus is about to pay off.

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Speaker 15: A breakthrough moment is around the corner.

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Speaker 9: Your day's at ten.

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Speaker 2: Why why are you doing that?

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Speaker 13: Because Aquarius, your ideas carry weight. To share them confidently

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Speaker 13: and watch who listens closely. Your day's a nine Pisces.

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Speaker 15: Look within, integrate, and then look forward. How you execute

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Speaker 15: your goals matters.

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Speaker 13: Your day's at nine, Hey, Ari's it's okay to have

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Speaker 13: more than one mission. Your capable of executing multiple goals

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Speaker 13: at once. Your day's a seven Taurus.

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Speaker 2: Are you holding on to that grudge because you need

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Speaker 2: to or because you're used to it? Your day is

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Speaker 2: a seven.

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Speaker 13: Hey, Gemini, You have the power to both uplift and divide,

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Speaker 13: So choose your next move wisely.

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Speaker 4: Your day's a nine Cancer.

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Speaker 2: You are not too sensitive nor too different. It's just

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Speaker 2: that not everyone is meant to understand you. Your day

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Speaker 2: a stupendous six.

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Speaker 13: Hey Wio, your job behind the camera is as important

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Speaker 13: as those in the spotlight.

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Speaker 7: Your vision creates worlds.

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Speaker 2: Your day's an eight. Virgo. Your grace in chaos is

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Speaker 2: your superpower. Stay centered and stay grounded. Your day's seven.

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Speaker 13: Hey Libra, give yourself the same credit that those close

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Speaker 13: to you give. You're underappreciated your own contributions.

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Speaker 4: Your day's of five.

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Speaker 2: Scorpio. A chance encounter will reignite your drive. Follow that energy.

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Speaker 2: Your day is an eight.

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Speaker 13: And finally, Sagittarius, trust that delays are divine timing, not

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Speaker 13: just detours. Your path will align your days of six

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Speaker 13: and those are your Wednesday morning horscopes.

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Speaker 2: I love this text that they want to give a

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Speaker 2: national shout out to all the old school drivers out

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Speaker 2: there that still rapidly flash their headlights to warn them

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Speaker 2: that the police officers ahead. They said that he says,

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Speaker 2: someone just saved me an expensive ticket. All right? Is

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Speaker 2: he illegal to do?

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Speaker 16: Well?

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Speaker 2: You know, I've heard rumor it is, but I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't why would that be illegal to do? I

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Speaker 18: Like Matt, and I thought, you know what, I'm better

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Speaker 19: Just a little, just a little shy.

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Speaker 2: Joel h Joel got pulled over on Line five for

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Speaker 18: He gave me a warning, but they said that you

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Speaker 18: It's basically impersonating a police officer, is what they said.

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Speaker 2: Not in person. I'm telling you this one there, I'm

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Speaker 21: Like a.

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Speaker 2: But well, no, that's something your faulty designed a car

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Speaker 18: Love you guys, love the show.

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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, thank you very much. I don't know,

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Speaker 9: I remember growing up and my father was driving that

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Speaker 9: he had the Fuzzbuster. Now, the fuzzuster is a radar

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Speaker 2: They said that those were illegal. Now I still they

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Speaker 2: Then how is ways not illegal? Well it's not yet.

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Speaker 6: I love ways. Do those radar detectors really work? I

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Speaker 2: Why not?

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Speaker 7: Sure?

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Speaker 2: Why not? But when I slow way down and then

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Speaker 6: I'm guilty of putting fake alerts, like if you go

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Speaker 2: Or something to there's like do that?

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 2: Even worse than doing it, you're admitting that.

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Speaker 6: You don't, because because there are funny options you can

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Speaker 2: Fro that's not you know what, people like you ruin

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Speaker 4: Got I can't have nice things, Froggy.

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Speaker 18: Follow Show.

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Speaker 12: New York, the Elvis around and this is one hundred

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Speaker 2: Hey, where is where's Producer Sam?

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Speaker 4: I think she's in her little studios.

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Speaker 2: We have a little bit of a debate, and I

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Speaker 4: She's running there, she is.

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Speaker 2: This is almost the same. Well, we've had this debate

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Speaker 2: mom went to the grocery store.

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Speaker 13: We went to a store to buy pots and pans.

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh, okay, that's right, you went pots and pan shopping. Okay.

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Speaker 13: So and my mom gifted me a beautiful set. It

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Speaker 2: A retail actual retail price.

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Speaker 4: Not three hundred dollars.

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Speaker 4: And pants pots and pant Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, we had a.

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Speaker 13: Very nervous cashier and she clearly objectively was just not

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Speaker 2: Right, okay, okay. So they get up to the car,

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Speaker 2: Okay, the name of the story is not bed, bath

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Speaker 18: I love your show.

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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, thank you so much. Now, so what's

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Speaker 17: In my opinion, it is totally stealing because whenever you

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Speaker 17: it's really it really becomes stealing because you kind of

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Speaker 13: Well, hold on, now, Chaz is saying, we knew we

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Speaker 4: That's different.

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Speaker 2: But you didn't drive away. You were in the parking lot.

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Speaker 4: And you right, But it's not like we wrung up

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Speaker 17: But if you're at the registeran she says, well, you're

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Speaker 8: A light bulb should have went off.

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Speaker 4: Didn't register that.

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Speaker 2: I gotta be honest, My light bulb would not have

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Speaker 2: registered either, Chas. But because I'm just don't, I don't

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Speaker 2: pay attention to life. What gags? What's your name?

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Speaker 4: Gon Dandi? This is me. I was thinking the same

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Speaker 13: What was the total when you walked out I don't

445
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Speaker 13: know what the total was, but mom went shopping for

446
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Speaker 13: her house as well.

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Speaker 2: So Chaz has he has officially posted his opinion. You

448
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Speaker 2: would have been Steve had you not gone back. All right.

449
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Speaker 2: By the way, we still don't know what you did.

450
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Speaker 2: Don't tell me, all right, Thank you, Chaz, thanks for

451
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Speaker 2: listening to us. Thank you. Let me go talk to Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte,

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Speaker 2: Charlotte shot, Hi, Charlotte, Welcome to the show. How you

453
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Speaker 2: do it?

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Speaker 22: I'm good.

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Speaker 2: Are you doing well? So you used to work at

456
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Speaker 2: you work at pet Smart? Are you used to, right?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 16: I used to.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And this actually happened to a friend of yours

460
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Speaker 2: who was at the cash register. Tell us what happened.

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Speaker 22: Yeah, So I'm working at the cash register next to him,

462
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Speaker 22: and he was ringing up someone who bought like a

463
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Speaker 22: lot of pet food whatever, and there was a case

464
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Speaker 22: of dog food underneath the cart that he didn't see.

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Speaker 22: It was like twelve cans of like the yellow Purina stuff.

466
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Speaker 22: And the customer walked out and almost immediately came back in,

467
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Speaker 22: and like the manager was right there and told him, oh,

468
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Speaker 22: you know, he forgot to bring up the cans. So

469
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Speaker 22: it was like a big deal, like they run up

470
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Speaker 22: the cans. He paid for it, no problem, But then

471
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Speaker 22: my friend got written up over it.

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Speaker 2: See that's stupid, that's so silly. Look like, I know,

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Speaker 2: I'm sure, I'm sure they tell you, Charlotte, Hey, make

474
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Speaker 2: sure you take a look down at the bottom rack

475
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Speaker 2: of the basket, right.

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Speaker 22: Yeah, they absolutely do.

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Speaker 23: But I mean it less.

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Speaker 22: It was like what less than twelve dollars?

479
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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, getting renting up. I mean, you know,

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Speaker 2: I actually went to a grocery store once and they

481
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Speaker 2: actually had a camera down there, like just like Wendy

482
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Speaker 2: Williams shoe cam.

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Speaker 20: All right.

484
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Speaker 2: So so you're saying that when you do go back

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Speaker 2: and do the honest things, sometimes that employee can get

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Speaker 2: written up.

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Speaker 22: Yeah, And I mean it's that cashier already felt like

488
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Speaker 22: she was on a shaky ground. I mean, my friend

489
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Speaker 22: wasn't well liked where we worked, and I think that

490
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Speaker 22: was part of the reason he probably got recommended the way.

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Speaker 19: That he did.

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Speaker 22: So, I mean, the cashier's already telling me that they

493
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Speaker 22: don't feel well about the situation. I wouldn't for them

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Speaker 22: under the buck.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Wait, I don't see why you can't just go in

497
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Speaker 7: and repurchase it, like exactly. The cashier, Hey, I forgot

498
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Speaker 7: to buy this. I want to purchase and just pack.

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Speaker 2: Well, if managers watching they see it happen, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I hate to hear that. Hello, Anna, how are you hi? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So your opinion is this? What do you think?

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Speaker 12: What?

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Speaker 24: That's good they gave us to us, especially since the

504
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Speaker 24: department slush didn't pay for that.

505
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Speaker 23: They wrack up.

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Speaker 25: The price is so.

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Speaker 23: High all the time.

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Speaker 26: Oh no, Anna, I love you, no way, hold on, Anna,

509
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Speaker 26: and I love that you listen to us, and I

510
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Speaker 26: do appreciate it, but you are just so awful.

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Speaker 27: If you're going.

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Speaker 20: I believe in karma.

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Speaker 28: You need people good and everything else, but that is

514
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Speaker 28: gonna lose her job and I hads coming to me.

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Speaker 2: So you believe, you believe that it is karma, but

516
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Speaker 2: it's bad. But the store has bad karma because they

517
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Speaker 2: charge you so much money. So it's good for people

518
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Speaker 2: to take free stuff every once in a while.

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Speaker 22: Well, actually take it out of the.

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Speaker 20: Lily they had they had in the cartin.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Anna, Oh your front baby. I love you.

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Speaker 2: I love you, but thanks for listening.

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Speaker 7: I don't know you normally I would agree with Anna.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so Daniel, how do you feel about it? Because

525
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Speaker 2: you're you're sort of famous on the show for stealing things.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so normally I would agree with Anna. But to me,

527
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Speaker 7: it's a very high priced item. So if it's fifty dollars,

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Speaker 7: they're under I would have said.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what Jet cut off for stealing gifts.

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Speaker 2: Really, it's still stealing.

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Speaker 8: That's not stealing.

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Speaker 7: Yes, it is not stealing because I didn't deliberately walk

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Speaker 7: out of.

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Speaker 2: The store with the Daniel. Daniel, you're in the parking

535
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Speaker 2: lot and you see that you have a three hundred

536
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Speaker 2: dollars box at Plots and Pans you didn't pay for it,

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Speaker 2: or a forty nine dollars pan. Let's say you're not

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Speaker 2: going to go in and pay for it. You're in

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Speaker 2: the parking lot, you haven't driven away. Oh you know

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Speaker 2: what sucks.

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Speaker 9: This woman is in a bad place no matter what,

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Speaker 9: because she would have going back in. I think would

543
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Speaker 9: have saved the woman's job, because if you think about it,

544
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Speaker 9: that's short.

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Speaker 2: That is gonna come up three hundred dollars. Sure, no, no,

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Speaker 2: according to that register, those Pots and Pans never walked

547
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Speaker 2: past that thresholder and camera somewhere is going to pick

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Speaker 2: that up.

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Speaker 7: Maybe not, maybe not.

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Speaker 2: The manager could be in trouble. You know what's up, Gandhi.

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Speaker 4: This exact same thing happened with my mom and I

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Speaker 4: over sixteen dollars, and we got out of the car

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Speaker 4: and walked back in and paid the sixteen dollars.

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Speaker 2: Good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom was like, nope, this isn't happening, let's go.

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Speaker 7: I am such a good person.

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Speaker 4: She is. I think the lower price would have been easier,

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Speaker 4: car guys.

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Speaker 13: I think a lower price would have been easier because

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Speaker 13: my mom wouldn't have had as much fear for that

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Speaker 13: girl's job. I think something about the price point equally

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Speaker 13: freaked my mom out.

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Speaker 4: I'm not buying the fear for the job. No, no,

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Speaker 4: you don't have to. My mom's a great person.

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Speaker 2: Such a little effort to walk back in and pay

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Speaker 2: for it, all right, Well, now we don't know what

567
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Speaker 2: they did it. So, so you and your mom went shopping,

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Speaker 2: got out to the car and realized while looking at

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Speaker 2: the receipt there was a three hundred dollars pots and

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Speaker 2: pans set missing off the receipt. Your mother said we

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Speaker 2: should we shouldn't take it in and it'll get her fired.

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Speaker 2: You said we should take it in. What did you do?

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Speaker 13: She made me go into the store, get the employee.

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Speaker 13: You bring her to the car and have her bring

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Speaker 13: us to a secret register so she wouldn't get in

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Speaker 13: trouble and bring up the pants.

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Speaker 2: Its way over.

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Speaker 4: It was extra, Michelle is extra.

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Speaker 2: That is not okay, there you go. All right, so

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Speaker 2: we all agree you did the right thing. You preserve

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Speaker 2: her job. At the same time you paid yes, and

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Speaker 2: Mom felt like double o seven.

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Speaker 7: That's an expensive thing.

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Speaker 2: It was so funny we found a secret register.

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Speaker 4: Now where was it was just the customer service one.

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Speaker 4: No one was using Okay, come on, you're all good.

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Speaker 4: We're good, and I'm not.

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Speaker 13: I'm not cooking on cursed potware.

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Speaker 2: That was my right. What I would worry about.

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Speaker 13: I'm got to get food poisoning from the universe.

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Speaker 2: Every dish you would have made it, those pots of

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Speaker 2: paths would have been cursed.

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Speaker 4: Exactly, house fire or something like, oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, my basch and mouse house is curdling. I well,

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Speaker 2: thank you, thank you, and thank your mom for doing

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Speaker 2: the right thing.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for the pots.

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Speaker 8: Mom.

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Speaker 2: All right, there you go. I'm glad that Daniel's got

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Speaker 2: to cut off of forty nine dollars Friday.

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Speaker 7: I don't believe for one minute you would return everything.

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Speaker 6: Oh absolutely, I would be worried about Carmen. I would

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Speaker 6: think this that was going to burn my house down,

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Speaker 6: because I'll tell you we were at the home depot

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Speaker 6: and uh, we bought that. We couldn't get this. I

606
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Speaker 6: think I told this story.

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Speaker 2: Watch we couldn't get this screwdriver set to a scan

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Speaker 2: and finally Alex said, okay, there it goes. So, okay,

609
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Speaker 2: got it paid for it, got out to the car.

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Speaker 2: It was on the self checkout, yeah, and it wasn't

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Speaker 2: on the thing. I said, we gotta go back in

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Speaker 2: and pay it, and he said, eh, we'll come back later.

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Speaker 7: Did you come back?

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Speaker 2: No, hasn't happened yet. Still to this day, it bothers me.

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Speaker 2: daughters had a great vacation. It was beautiful. They went

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Speaker 2: on Norwegian epic to the Caribbean. I mean where all

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Speaker 2: did you go?

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Speaker 29: Like bon Air, in Bonair, Aruba, Curasaw, Saint Kitts, and

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Speaker 29: Saint Lucia.

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Speaker 2: I mean he went to every Caribbean island that has

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Speaker 2: a drink named after it. Now I'm back on Long Island,

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Speaker 2: also a drink. Look at you, you're an islander anyway.

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Speaker 2: So our friend Julie, who we love, who works with

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Speaker 2: us in Norwegian, says, Scotty, you deserve a massage. So

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Speaker 2: we're going to give you a gift. Go get a massage.

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Speaker 16: Yes.

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Speaker 2: So Scotty's like, did you hesitate?

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Speaker 20: No?

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Speaker 29: I said, okay, it's not something I normally do, but

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Speaker 29: I'll accept, you know. So I went down to the

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Speaker 29: beautiful mendaua spa that the spa that they have on

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Speaker 29: all the ships, and you know, I booked a female

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Speaker 29: just you know, I'm more comfortable that way, you know.

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Speaker 29: And I lay down on the table and I said

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Speaker 29: underwear or no underwear, and she said whatever you're comfortable with.

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Speaker 29: Really yeah, really, see, you know, I wasn't sure. You

645
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Speaker 29: should never ever have anything on under that robe.

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Speaker 7: See the place I go to has a note that says,

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Speaker 7: please keep on your underwear.

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Speaker 4: I always leave on the underwear, you do. What are

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Speaker 4: they doing with that area rubbing it?

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Speaker 7: They're going all up in sat down.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll get back to that. So you booked your

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Speaker 2: your massage, yes, and you know a woman come in

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Speaker 2: the room to give your massag go ahead.

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Speaker 29: Yes, I had a little consultation, you know, stress this,

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Speaker 29: that and the other. I'm like, yes, okay. So she said, okay,

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Speaker 29: get under the towel and I'll be back in a moment,

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Speaker 29: you know. So I disrobed, I got under the towel,

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Speaker 29: and I laid face down, you know, and she started

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Speaker 29: with the oils and the hot rocks and everything. It

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Speaker 29: was wonderful. And then I was just dreading the moment

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Speaker 29: where she's like, okay, turnover, and then it came. You know,

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Speaker 29: I'm sorry what that moment came?

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Speaker 2: All right, shut up, froggy.

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Speaker 29: She told me to turn over, and here in my mind,

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Speaker 29: because you know, they do the buttocks and it feels

666
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Speaker 29: really nice. Okay, you know, So so I turned over

667
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 29: and in my mind I'm like, Okay, this can't happen now,

668
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 29: you know, So there is a person that I think

669
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 29: of that makes that not happen at all. So if

670
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 29: you need a translation, Yes, there's a person he thinks

671
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 29: of that will prevent him from getting wood. Yes, yes,

672
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 29: But the problem is thinking of that person almost the

673
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 29: entire time kind of takes the joy out of the massage.

674
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well yeah, if they take the wood out of

675
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 2: the if they if this person takes the lead out

676
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 2: of the pencil, yeah, it's probably going to take the

677
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 2: joy out of the massage. I mean, look, I'm not

678
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 2: one hundred percent sure that that would have happened, but

679
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 2: I have to just make sure, so you know, I

680
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 2: took a little bit of the enjoyment out of it

681
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 2: by thinking of this person the entire time. So, women,

682
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 2: I guess you have Danielle Gandhi you really don't have

683
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 2: that problem.

684
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 29: Well I'm sure it happens though, right, but it's embarrassing.

685
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 29: I think a minute when back up, So.

686
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 2: Do you how do you put this? Is there ever

687
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 2: a time where you want to prolong your session with

688
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 2: whoever you're with, and so you think of someone grotesque?

689
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 7: I feel like that would put a stop to the session.

690
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know, biologically, anatomically, whatever you want to say.

691
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 4: Men and women are different. So it doesn't end the

692
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 4: party if.

693
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 2: That happens for yeah, for us, it does.

694
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can keep partying.

695
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 2: So when so Scotty was telling me this story earlier,

696
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 2: and so I immediately thought, well, hmmm, who do I think

697
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 2: of when I need to like, yeah, charge on through,

698
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 2: you know, And I and I thought, I, yeah, I

699
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 2: have someone I have thought about.

700
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 4: Do we know this person?

701
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 2: Non? Who is Scotty's person?

702
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 30: No?

703
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I will never say, never say he

704
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 2: told me who this person was. We're not even saying

705
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 2: he or she. We're just saying this person because we

706
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 2: don't want anyone I want to know who I have guesses,

707
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 2: don't guess what's.

708
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 9: Scary as somebody you know who does this for a

709
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 9: living professionally. Do you think that they see this all

710
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 9: the time?

711
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, for sure.

712
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 2: If if you get massages, you hear farts, you see,

713
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 2: would yeah? They always just learn to ignore.

714
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 7: It so they don't care.

715
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 2: They're embarrassing though, But yeah, but it's hard to enjoy,

716
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 2: you know, the massage if you're worried about farting. Yeah, Nate,

717
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 2: I'll try and convert Scotti here real quick. I'm sorry,

718
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 2: I'm assuming I already tried that.

719
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 7: By the way, my husband.

720
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 2: Scotti, I never ever tried to seduce your husband. I

721
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 2: did not.

722
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 7: You wanted him before you passed them over him out.

723
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 2: On a date that wasn't seducing. But anyway, go ahead.

724
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,959
Speaker 2: I'm assuming you know what. Screw you, Scotty.

725
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 15: I'm assuming you only choose women because you don't want

726
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 15: a man touching you and you getting aroused.

727
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 30: Right.

728
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 29: I don't know if that's it. I wouldn't mind a

729
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 29: man touching, but I would confer a woman.

730
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 2: I would say. I will say this.

731
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 15: I went when I was on Prima, when we went

732
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 15: to Iceland, Peter, he gave me the most miraculous massage.

733
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 2: The people will never go back.

734
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 15: I loved Peter, like to the point where I wanted

735
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 15: to go get his phone numbers. Hey, if you're in

736
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 15: New York, can I get a massage for well?

737
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 2: I know, but haven't you had women who were just

738
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 2: as dry, never as good as Peter. I don't think

739
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 2: it's a male female thing. He it isn't me in

740
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 2: ways I didn't know I could experience because he's good

741
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 2: at what he does. I bet you a million dollars

742
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 2: there are women out there that can make you feel

743
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 2: just as great as as your big old Peter. But

744
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 2: what I'm saying guy like, if I got.

745
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 15: Wood in front of him, I would have felt comfortable

746
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 15: because I was that comfortable in his hands.

747
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 2: I'm so uncomfortable right nowtight met safe space. You got

748
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 2: to remind him and I was okay. We created a

749
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 2: safe space and I was okay with him, and there's

750
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 2: nothing wrong with it.

751
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 7: You know, there's a note on the wall in the

752
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 7: place I go to that says, please don't ask for

753
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 7: like halfy ending, same things like that?

754
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 2: Ye kidding me?

755
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 7: Yes, they must get requested.

756
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 2: Are you going to some crazy place? And some strip

757
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 2: malls would go to a better place, a local places.

758
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 7: She's awesome.

759
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know.

760
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 2: But do they put a sign of the walls don't

761
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 2: get wood?

762
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't know, doesn't it I don't get what

763
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 4: it says, don't ask for happy endings, don't don't solicit

764
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 4: for anything.

765
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 15: You know there signal for the happy ending. If you

766
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 15: want it, you leave cash on the table. I accidentally

767
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 15: did that one time and the woman. No, I didn't

768
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 15: do it on purpose?

769
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 7: Did you let her do it?

770
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 2: I turned over and she did this. She goes and

771
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, Look, I've had a million massages in

772
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 2: my life and I've never been to a spa that

773
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 2: had a sign up that gave you directions about non

774
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 2: sexual activity.

775
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 4: Does it's bright orange?

776
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 2: There's one by my house too. Into the place, it's

777
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 2: just don't go there, No, I love it. Just spend

778
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 2: a few more minutes and go to a place that's reputable.

779
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 4: Ninety minutes for eighty dollars. I'll take the orange sign.

780
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 4: You do one care And she.

781
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 7: Gets up on the table. Sometimes she does things with

782
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 7: her feet on her and her elbows and her Oh yeah,

783
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 7: it's great.

784
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 4: Also, my place is on rub maps, so clearly they've

785
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 4: got a lot of people.

786
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 7: Coming in there.

787
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry it's on what rub maps? Is that

788
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 2: a website?

789
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 4: It's exactly what you think it is.

790
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 2: Wow, it's where you go for a happy ending.

791
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 4: It's no, it's a list of places that you can

792
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 4: go for a happy ending. Obviously, somehow somebody there must

793
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 4: have accidentally done something weird.

794
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 21: I don't know.

795
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 2: Here's what's bothered me about this conversation to me, and

796
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,760
Speaker 2: I'm just hoping it's for a lot of people. Getting

797
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 2: a massage is not a sexual thing. Bro, Yeah, you

798
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 2: make it a sexual thing because it's all in your head.

799
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 2: As they say in the in your head, stop doing that.

800
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:28,439
Speaker 12: I do it.

801
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:29,919
Speaker 4: I just like the massage place.

802
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 7: I do have a place near me that did get

803
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 7: shut down for that. The police were all there and everything,

804
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 7: and all the wives in the neighborhood were like, that's

805
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 7: why my husband's always up.

806
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 4: And I played the voicemail for Scotty Ones because I

807
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 4: was like, listen to this voicemail basically just said we

808
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 4: got shut down because for some reason.

809
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 2: Well I love a massage. And if you're listening to

810
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 2: us right now and you you give a massage as

811
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 2: a as your career, thank you for what you do.

812
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,359
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry that the people in this room are

813
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 2: making it sexual.

814
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,320
Speaker 4: Not I'm just saying that sign orange.

815
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 2: If you have an orange sign that says don't diddle

816
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 2: with your masseuse.

817
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, then you know, find a new place, you know,

818
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 6: isn't They're a better way of saying it. It should

819
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,479
Speaker 6: say like no extras or something like that. It doesn't

820
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 6: need to say like, we're not giving you a happy ending. Yeah,

821
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 6: there's no tug with the rub like, there's other ways

822
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 6: to say, Lord, what's scary?

823
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 9: This text came in and said I went for a

824
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 9: massage once and the masseuse let it rip while they

825
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 9: are massaging me.

826
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 2: It turned out his fear. Hell, well, that seems I

827
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 2: gotta say, that's unaccepted. What we're three blocks from a

828
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 2: rub map location. Just let you know this. You know what,

829
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 2: you don't need half a block your two doors down

830
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 2: from your Jao station.

831
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 7: Open twenty four hours? Is that like a little that.

832
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 2: She douys hang out with me. I'll pay for your massage,

833
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 2: only take you to a regulable place, reputable place. Stop it,

834
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 2: stop it right now?

835
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 17: Up?

836
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 2: Did you guys not take your iHeart Federal Communications commissioned

837
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 2: test yesterday?

838
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 7: Obviously not.

839
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 2: I said to that. So we work for those incredible companies,

840
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 2: but for legal reasons, whatever they give us, these courses

841
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 2: we have to take every year involving all sorts of

842
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,919
Speaker 2: legal things. So I took that forty seven minute painful thing.

843
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 2: It was like getting a root canal.

844
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 16: That was.

845
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 2: But I think what we're talking about now is on

846
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 2: there no we're not crossing.

847
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 4: The line because we're in the studio.

848
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been very careful not to cross the line.

849
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 2: You No, being in the studio does not save you.

850
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 2: Damn is radio still the thing?

851
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 4: You got to come get a massage with Danielle and I.

852
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,919
Speaker 4: Sometimes you're gonna never never.

853
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 2: I would never go to that place. I would never

854
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 2: take my shoes off in that place. Sticky floors missing out.

855
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,439
Speaker 2: That's my new dragon name, Sticky Floors.

856
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 11: Call Elvis Durana the CE one hundred Morning.

857
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 12: Show now at eight hundred two four two zero one hundred.

858
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a beautiful.

859
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 12: This is Elvis duran and this is the one hundred

860
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 12: Morning Show.

861
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 2: Okay, let me get another Danielle on the phone. Hi Danielle, Hi,

862
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 2: good morning. You know we had to dump that because

863
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 2: you said the F word. Oh, stop saying the F word.

864
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 7: Such a Danielle thing.

865
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 2: How come all Daniell's have potty mouths? Danielle, Okay, look

866
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 2: we were talking about this. I think this is a

867
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 2: great conversation. Like in the dating world. Let's say you're

868
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 2: really like you're driving at the speed limit, but you're

869
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 2: driving faster than everyone in your dating scene. In your

870
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 2: early twenties. Don't you wish you had someone in their

871
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 2: upper twenties or thirties to give you some advice, like,

872
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 2: you know what, you need to know this, and you're

873
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,359
Speaker 2: going to have an easier time of it. Right.

874
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 23: I did have that. Everyone just liked him so much.

875
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 2: Okay, what is your advice for people who were dating?

876
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 2: And then we'll figure out what we're talking about.

877
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,720
Speaker 23: Okay, Okay, So my advice would be to put yourself first,

878
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 23: put your happiness first. You don't have to make anyone

879
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 23: else happy, right, it's your relationship, it's not their relationship.

880
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 30: Yeah.

881
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 2: And I can say, especially when you're young, you're so

882
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 2: into making it work and it has to be successful

883
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 2: or if it's a failure, that means I failed somewhere.

884
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 2: So I need to, like, I need to do things

885
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,839
Speaker 2: I don't want to do. I need to like put

886
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 2: them first because I'm afraid i'll lose them. You're saying

887
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 2: that is just hogwash exactly.

888
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 23: Yeah. So I married my high school sweetheart after we

889
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 23: were together for ten years. I was twenty six, and

890
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 23: I knew I wasn't really into it, but I felt

891
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 23: the pressure because you know, you're together for ten years.

892
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,720
Speaker 23: So that's what you do, and society pressures and family

893
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 23: and parents and you know, that's what we were supposed

894
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 23: to do. So that's what we did. And now we

895
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 23: are twenty eight and divorced and honestly happy. So I

896
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,399
Speaker 23: think the happiness is the main thing.

897
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 4: I think that's awesome and I think that people should

898
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 4: always function that way, because we say it all the time.

899
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 4: If you think of things like a lifeguard situation, you

900
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 4: can't save somebody else if you don't know how to swim.

901
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 4: So you have to be able to take care of

902
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 4: yourself and put yourself first, and then when you're happy,

903
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,439
Speaker 4: you're a better partner for somebody else.

904
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 2: I get it, you are.

905
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 23: It took me a very long time to realize that.

906
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 2: And this is good to know with friendships, Yeah, it's

907
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,919
Speaker 2: good to know in anything, friendships, kids, you have kids, Hey,

908
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 2: put yourself before your kids? Crew them?

909
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,760
Speaker 7: Well, no, you need, I think before you have children.

910
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 7: I mean, if you can, you need to be able

911
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 7: to take care of yourself because then you're going to

912
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 7: be you know, and you got to be less selfish

913
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 7: because you're going to be in charge of another human being,

914
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 7: you know, And at that point it's all about them.

915
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 4: That's why no kids for me.

916
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 2: No kids. It's okay, you know, it's good. It's good

917
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,240
Speaker 2: to know and recognize. Listen, Daniel, thank you for listening

918
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 2: to us. Have a great and congratulations. It's never too

919
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 2: late in life to get it right. You know you're okay,

920
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening. You do that potty mouth. Hello, Sarah.

921
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 2: So your advice to younger women out in the dating world.

922
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: Is what, well, this would have been my advice to myself,

923
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: because I'm now thirty four, is I always had a

924
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: thing for the bad boys, the tattooed biker motorcycle club dudes,

925
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: and they're fun, but they're not good for long term

926
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: at all.

927
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 2: So if you if you know you're out there just

928
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,359
Speaker 2: to have fun, it's okay to ride one of those

929
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 2: those bikers, right.

930
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, But that was not what I thought. Like

931
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 1: I was with somebody for three years who turned out

932
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: to be extremely abusive on top of everything and being

933
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 1: a jerk.

934
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 2: So that's the thing, you know, what you think? You know,

935
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 2: I just want to go have fun with a bad

936
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 2: boy because and I know it's not going to be

937
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 2: anything because he's a bad boy. But the thing is

938
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 2: you get feelings for the bad boy, but you're not

939
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 2: going to get him back, and that's when it all

940
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 2: turns south.

941
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: Right right, and and that wasn't And you know they

942
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: cheat and they're out on the road, especially if they're

943
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 1: in motorcycle clubs. Not to like put that down, but

944
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: it is what it is. You're not with them, they're

945
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 1: out for days at a time.

946
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 4: So wow, So sons of anarchy, It.

947
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 1: Is that my life for three years, no life.

948
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you put yourself second behind him, and he

949
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 2: hasn't grown up.

950
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: It was what was considered acceptable. It was like, you know,

951
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: the club come first.

952
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 2: There you go, all right, Sarah, thank you? Don't don't

953
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 2: don't you know, don't expect anything from the bad boys

954
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 2: other than a bad boy.

955
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 4: Right exactly.

956
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 7: You can't change a bad boy.

957
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 2: Don't try to change anyone. Yeah, yeah, don't. If you

958
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 2: think you're going to change him, you are in for

959
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 2: a surprise. April. Your advice to people who are out there,

960
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 2: they're younger than you and you're like, okay, let me

961
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,359
Speaker 2: give you a little advice. I learned the hard way

962
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 2: here it is. What is it?

963
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 24: Don't settle, Oh my gosh, do not settle. I'm twenty

964
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 24: three and I wish coming out of high school, I

965
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 24: saw all these couples or whatever, and I end up settling. Yes,

966
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 24: thank god I got my two beautiful boys out of it.

967
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,879
Speaker 24: But don't settle, like it's more to life than that.

968
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 24: Like you're young, like you have time, you know to travel,

969
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 24: you know, do things. Don't don't sell it's not worth it.

970
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 2: Okah, keep in mind, settling is different for different people.

971
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 2: How what was it with you? Like, what did you feel?

972
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 14: Like?

973
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 2: You were settling for you and you lost a little

974
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 2: a little step.

975
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 24: Mine was the fact that I didn't want to be

976
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 24: a single mom, and so I took whatever I died

977
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,800
Speaker 24: from him because I'm like, I don't like, who's gonna

978
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,919
Speaker 24: want me with two kids like you, I have two

979
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 24: young ones. I'm like, yeah, I'm just gonna stay and

980
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 24: then one day or stuff and just put to me

981
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,240
Speaker 24: like girl used to be that, Like what are you doing?

982
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:53,760
Speaker 13: Like get up and.

983
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 28: Get on your feet.

984
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 24: It's only gonna make you stronger.

985
00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:00,439
Speaker 2: I love this. I love your call, April. You know. Yes,

986
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 2: we do a lot of research in the background to

987
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 2: see who's listening, who isn't listening. We have any Okay,

988
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 2: I don't want to make anyone nervous, but we have

989
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 2: like ten million listeners time. I know I don't mean

990
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 2: the bag, but we got a lot of listeners anyway.

991
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 2: In talking to everyone, we have found our show more

992
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 2: than most. We have more single parents, fathers and mothers

993
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 2: listening to our show. And I know that you may think, well,

994
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 2: I better stay with my partner and the parent of

995
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 2: my kids because no one's gonna want me. I gotta

996
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 2: tell you, you may have to look in different places,

997
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 2: but there are people that are going to find you

998
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 2: so interesting because you are a mother, right because you

999
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 2: have a family started. So you know, never give up

1000
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,919
Speaker 2: on yourself. April, your call is fantastic. Thank you very much.

1001
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 24: Oh, thank you, and I love you guys. Thank you

1002
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 24: so much.

1003
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:53,439
Speaker 2: Thank you. Have a great day. Hey producer, Sam, what's up, hight?

1004
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 2: So I learned something the hard way, Okay. Advice do not, whether.

1005
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 13: It be a small or a deep sing, pretend to

1006
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 13: be really into something because the other person is into.

1007
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 2: It and you want to impress them.

1008
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 13: Example, it'd be something as little as a band, which

1009
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:07,760
Speaker 13: I used to do in high school all the time,

1010
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 13: or my ex boyfriend was not very emotional person. You

1011
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 13: guys know me, I cried four times a week, and

1012
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 13: I was pretending that I was okay with like a

1013
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 13: very shallowly emotional relationship.

1014
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,720
Speaker 2: Right, because you didn't want to upset him exactly.

1015
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,399
Speaker 4: I thought I'll get too close and I'll scare him.

1016
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 4: So I just lied to myself for a year.

1017
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 2: Well there you go. It's great advice. Yeah, you know.

1018
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 2: I wonder about this advice is does it really make

1019
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 2: sense to give advice or is it better for people

1020
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 2: to go through it and learn it on their own.

1021
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 4: I think it's great to give the advice, but I

1022
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 4: think everyone has to understand, oh one's gonna take it.

1023
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 4: They're all gonna go through it and do what they do,

1024
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 4: because you have to get that burn to not play

1025
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,280
Speaker 4: with the fire anymore.

1026
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 7: I think you need to make your mistakes too. You

1027
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 7: need to make your mistakes so you can learn from them.

1028
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 2: It's good. It'd be great to make the mistake and

1029
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 2: go oh god, you know, Samantha told me on the

1030
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 2: radio that I would do this, and I'm doing it,

1031
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 2: and I did it. Text message. Okay, wait, not all

1032
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,839
Speaker 2: bikers are awful, all right, this is true. My aunt

1033
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 2: and uncle the happiest couple. He's a biker, he's in

1034
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 2: a biker club, the nicest, he's very fine. Okay, okay, yeah,

1035
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 2: we can't be too quick.

1036
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:06,760
Speaker 7: He's a bad boy biker.

1037
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 2: We can't generalize. What dating advice do you wish you

1038
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 2: could pass on to people younger than you? From our

1039
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,439
Speaker 2: Facebook listeners, Jennifer says, give someone a second chance, never

1040
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 2: a third. Stay true to yourself. Missy says, if his

1041
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 2: family tells you to run, run.

1042
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, Oh my gosh, that's the biggest run.

1043
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1044
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 7: Can you imagine if his mother tells you, don't do it.

1045
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 2: I know that happen. I know Froggy's wife, Lisa, her

1046
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 2: family said run. I'm kidding. Becky says, don't waste your

1047
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 2: time trying to fix or change someone who isn't for you.

1048
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 2: Move on. There are more people out here. On Instagram,

1049
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 2: Teresa Smith eighteen says, when someone shows you their true character,

1050
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 2: believe them. Yes, scary. What's your advice?

1051
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 9: I'm not a woman, but I would say stop drunk

1052
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 9: crying on the curb while you're on the phone with

1053
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 9: your boyfriend outside the bar on a Saturday night. Get

1054
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 9: back in there with your girls and enjoy your weekend

1055
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 9: because this guy is only temporary anyway.

1056
00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:00,919
Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about drinking and mind altering drugs. Ready, Look,

1057
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 2: going out and having cocktails is great, going out on

1058
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 2: a date with a little cocktail, maybe to ease the situation. Good.

1059
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 2: When you start heavily drinking with someone you're dating, that's

1060
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 2: when the wheels fall off the truck. Yes, because it's

1061
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 2: bad decisions. I've been there, high emotions. I'm telling you

1062
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 2: right now, because being drunk brings out stuff that it

1063
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 2: shouldn't be out there. It's not real. Maybe it's too real.

1064
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 2: Watch your drinking when you're dating someone seriously.

1065
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 4: In life in general, that's a good rule.

1066
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you mean drunk elsewhere.

1067
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 4: But then yes, I think people should really really pay

1068
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 4: attention to like the advice i'd give someone obsession. Even

1069
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 4: though you might think it's really cute, when someone's obsessed

1070
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:43,280
Speaker 4: with you, it's not cute. It turns crazy.

1071
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 14: Like.

1072
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 4: People need to understand what emotional abuse is, and that

1073
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 4: is somebody calling you eighty times in a row when

1074
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 4: they can't get a hold of you right yelling at

1075
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 4: you about what you're wearing, like all kinds of things

1076
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 4: and I'll know a lot of younger girls myself included,

1077
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 4: was like, oh, he likes me so much. No, he's crazy,

1078
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 4: not cool.

1079
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he may have issues he's dealing with and

1080
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 2: he's using your energy to power him up, and that's

1081
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 2: not cool, not.

1082
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 4: Cool at all. Run ladies, run from that one.

1083
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 2: Hey frog, what's up?

1084
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 6: Careful to not lose your own identity because the things

1085
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 6: that make you who you are, that's what made the

1086
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 6: person attracted to you in the first place. You don't

1087
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:19,839
Speaker 6: completely revolve your life around that other person because then

1088
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 6: you become much less interesting.

1089
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 2: Talk about it, because you know what I'm going through

1090
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 2: this right now. When I first met Alex, I had

1091
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 2: a messed up, messy closet and now he's trying to

1092
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 2: change me and make me clean it up.

1093
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 4: Not cool.

1094
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 2: No, you fell in love with the crazy closet guy.

1095
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,879
Speaker 6: Did I think the messy closet's why he loved you?

1096
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 25: No?

1097
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:42,840
Speaker 7: It is.

1098
00:47:43,960 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 31: And the Morning Show when.

1099
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,800
Speaker 25: Wake up in the morning, here we go, you're waking

1100
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,720
Speaker 25: up with Elvis Durana see one morning show, litt go.

1101
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 2: Let's go around the room. What's on your mind, Danielle,

1102
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 2: what's going on in your head?

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00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 7: Do you guys, remember when I came to you with

1104
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 7: that new apple, the wild twist apple like and I

1105
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 7: said it was like a cross between a honey crisp

1106
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 7: and like a creepo is pink or a pink lady whatever.

1107
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 7: I can't find these damn apples anymore. I am searching

1108
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 7: for them. I have been looking them up online. When

1109
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 7: I order my groceries, I look through all the apples.

1110
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 7: When I go to I look through all the apples.

1111
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,839
Speaker 7: I don't understand did not.

1112
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:33,399
Speaker 2: Maybe like seasonal? Well, hey you know apples, Scotty Bee,

1113
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 2: you're the apple expert. Yeah, I mean, aren't they's seasonal?

1114
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 2: I mean they're here, then they're not yet. I know

1115
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 2: which one she's talking about. Those are also regional. Usually

1116
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 2: don't see those here at all. So you were very lucky.

1117
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 2: That's what the red inside right.

1118
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:44,399
Speaker 4: Yes, it's so good.

1119
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 29: They are delicious, but the very short time frame and

1120
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 29: we're lucky we saw them at all.

1121
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 3: Next year.

1122
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,479
Speaker 2: Why can't you just go into the apple industry because

1123
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 2: you seem to be very well versed. I would like

1124
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,439
Speaker 2: to I love apple.

1125
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,280
Speaker 4: How do you Why do you know so much about apples?

1126
00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 2: I'm a produce guy.

1127
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 4: He knows a lot about he does.

1128
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 2: I'm a produced guy. So Scott, all right, well you're

1129
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 2: a special guest today, Scotty, what's on your mind?

1130
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:07,839
Speaker 8: Said?

1131
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 2: Okay.

1132
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 29: So I found a bunch of old photo albums at

1133
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,840
Speaker 29: my parents' house the other day and I was flipping

1134
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,280
Speaker 29: through it. Most of them brought me smiles and happiness,

1135
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,760
Speaker 29: but a few of them reminded me of childhood traumas.

1136
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 29: So I'm thinking maybe we should get rid of old

1137
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 29: pictures that cause us trauma, so we don't, you know,

1138
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 29: go through it again. Like I found this picture of

1139
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 29: me with my Chips Big Wheel and my baseball kid

1140
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 29: pitching machine that I had when I was about four

1141
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 29: or five years old, and I recall riding my Chips

1142
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 29: Big Wheel down the block and the neighbor kid picked

1143
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 29: it up and threw it on the ground and cracked

1144
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 29: it and it broke, and I cried for days and

1145
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 29: days and days and days, and so it makes me

1146
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 29: really sad when I see it in its full form,

1147
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 29: not being broken, and just the memories of the sadness

1148
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 29: that it brought.

1149
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 2: Me when I was a kid. You know, I just

1150
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 2: want to get rid of that picture. Wow, I can feel.

1151
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:52,280
Speaker 29: Your angs from yet here. Yeah, there were two toys

1152
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 29: that were broken.

1153
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 2: I was a kid.

1154
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 29: My dad broke my pickup pete because I wrote it

1155
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 29: on his grass. He threw it over the fence and

1156
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 29: broke that thing. Also, oh my god, this day did yes?

1157
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 4: Dad rage is so funny to me. Dad's just do

1158
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 4: crazy things sometimes.

1159
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:06,760
Speaker 2: His dad has Dick rage.

1160
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 29: I remember he was in his undershirt and his and

1161
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,880
Speaker 29: his cutof jeene shorts and I wrote on his grass,

1162
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 29: which he took such great care of and he's like,

1163
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 29: you'll get that out of here, and he threw it

1164
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 29: over the ships.

1165
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 2: Dick trauma Trauma producer, Sam, what's up with you?

1166
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 3: All right?

1167
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 13: I expect some interesting answers with this spread of personalities,

1168
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 13: But have any of you ever gotten detention as a

1169
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 13: kid for like a dumb reason, not a good reason,

1170
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 13: a dumb reason. Okay, good Scottie, I can't wait. I

1171
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 13: got detention one time in grade school because I was

1172
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 13: such a goodie two shoes. And it's because I had

1173
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 13: a substitute teacher and I didn't get my test signed.

1174
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 13: I got an a minus on a test and I

1175
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 13: came in and I forgot my mom's signature and she

1176
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 13: gave me detention, and I was mortified because it's an

1177
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 13: all glass room that they put you in right in

1178
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,919
Speaker 13: front of the cafeteria, so the kids just like stare

1179
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 13: at you in shade. Oh my god, it's an A

1180
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 13: minus and I'm still not over it.

1181
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 7: We forged the signature.

1182
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 13: Oh I don't forge signatures, babe, Goodie is remember?

1183
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 4: So yeah, that was my dumb detention story.

1184
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 13: My mom and I were talking about you that you

1185
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,760
Speaker 13: have a dumb One night, I have one.

1186
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 15: My brother and I were driving to high school and

1187
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 15: we got stuck in a snow bank because it was snowing.

1188
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 15: They didn't cancel school. We were late to school. We

1189
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 15: got detention for being late.

1190
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 2: Not fair cool Scotti haadway, I want to hear Scotty.

1191
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 2: Is this gonna be good?

1192
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 32: Yeah?

1193
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 29: Well, there was an empty locker next to mine, so

1194
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 29: a bunch of my friends and I we would get

1195
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 29: like rotten food and fruit from the supermarket that was

1196
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 29: on sale, you know, the old produce and jars of

1197
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 29: things with no labels, And during class we would go

1198
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,760
Speaker 29: in the hallway and would drop them down the stairwell

1199
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 29: so they would explode down at the bottom and someone

1200
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 29: tipped off the principal and they came and they cut

1201
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 29: my locker open with bolt cutters, and a coconut fell out,

1202
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 29: and all this stuff can dropping out of it, and

1203
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,439
Speaker 29: so I got suspended, actually, which was suspension I got.

1204
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 4: I got a full week suspension for pretty reason.

1205
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 2: For breaking er stuffs in the hallway. You're such a

1206
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:05,240
Speaker 2: You're such an ass. You deservely uh ny, what's up? Okay?

1207
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 14: So?

1208
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 15: Uh The the concept of time blows me away.

1209
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 33: Right.

1210
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 2: If you had a.

1211
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 15: Calendar of the year, humans would not exist until like

1212
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 15: eleven fifty nine or December thirty first. This is how

1213
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 15: old the world is. I saw fact the other day

1214
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,879
Speaker 15: that blew my mind. Wooly mammots were still alive when

1215
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 15: the Great Pyramid in Giza was being constructed. Wooly mammots

1216
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 15: were still alive when people were building.

1217
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, how crazy is that? I'm just astounded.

1218
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 15: I always think that wooly mammoths existed, you know, thousands

1219
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,359
Speaker 15: and thousands of years ago, and you know they had

1220
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,919
Speaker 15: been dead for long when people were here. Nope, they

1221
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,280
Speaker 15: still existed when that Great Pyramid was being built.

1222
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 20: Did it?

1223
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 7: Scary use of data? Wooly mammoth.

1224
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 9: No, no, noquadquah dated squad one time a chupcabra, there's

1225
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 9: a one time.

1226
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 2: Hey, but wait a minute, I wonder what animal we

1227
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 2: still have walking amongst us now that in ten years

1228
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:01,319
Speaker 2: old be totally gone and we're gonna have the same

1229
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 2: conversation again.

1230
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 4: So many yeah, yeah, sad.

1231
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 2: That makes me said, Hey, what's up? Gandhi?

1232
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 4: So you guys have all heard the saying blood is

1233
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 4: thicker than water, right, yes, and we all assume that

1234
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 4: means your family is more important than all of these

1235
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 4: friends that you choose because blood is thicker than water. Well,

1236
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 4: I recently found out that it's exactly the opposite that

1237
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 4: the original saying is the covenant. The blood of the

1238
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 4: Covenant is thicker than the water of the womb, which

1239
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 4: means the friends that you choose are actually much more

1240
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 4: close to you and important than just what you were

1241
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 4: born into. And we've been saying it opposite the entire time,

1242
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 4: or at least interpreting it in the exact opposite way

1243
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 4: than it was meant to be. So when people say

1244
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 4: that to you, check them, because that's not what it's

1245
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 4: supposed to be.

1246
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 2: Ah, that was.

1247
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 4: My I should have started like Nate, did you know?

1248
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 2: And finally scary, what's up?

1249
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 34: Now?

1250
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with cats. I don't own a cat.

1251
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 9: I've always wanted a cat, but my time line and

1252
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 9: my algorithm serves me cat videos. So if you're a

1253
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 9: cat owner, get this. There's this growing trend that you

1254
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 9: you should go to home depot and pick up a

1255
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 9: concrete slab. People are selling them like crazy, and then

1256
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 9: bring them home. It's just a square slab.

1257
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 2: And putting it down. Your cat is gonna love it.

1258
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 9: I saw so many a compilation of videos where the

1259
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,280
Speaker 9: cat just goes it sniffs the slab and the cats

1260
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 9: just climb right on to it and it lays there

1261
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 9: like it's almost like it's it's like it's happy place.

1262
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 9: Cats will love a concrete slab crazy, you know, I'm

1263
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 9: talking about it square. It's like a square and you

1264
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 9: just go get it to the in the concrete section

1265
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 9: of like a home depot store.

1266
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 2: Is that wild? I'm trying to help. Okay, calm calm down,

1267
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 2: coming like a paver. No, it's aquare a square slab.

1268
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:55,839
Speaker 9: You know when you buy you know, when you buy

1269
00:54:55,920 --> 00:55:00,320
Speaker 9: squares of slab like concrete, those are called pavers.

1270
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 2: Whatever, maybe paver. I don't know. I don't I'm not

1271
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 2: a home guy.

1272
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 7: I want a home or.

1273
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 2: A cat guy. Couldn't be that. They because they're out

1274
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 2: in the sun. They're warm, and that's why they're like

1275
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 2: lying down on them. I don't know.

1276
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:16,319
Speaker 9: But they seem so uncomfortable. It's so yeah, So don't

1277
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:18,320
Speaker 9: buy these square pavers your cat.

1278
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 7: But what is it remind them of outside? Maybe?

1279
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 35: I don't know.

1280
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 2: It's fascinating.

1281
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 9: I just saw a montage videos of all these cats

1282
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,479
Speaker 9: jumping on them, like.

1283
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 2: You know, I get it, like the way they would

1284
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 2: play with a box. Cats like they like to light

1285
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 2: down a warm thing. So maybe that's what that is.

1286
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a pizza stone. It's eight hundred degrees.

1287
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 25: It's for your kidd Wait, and the Morning Show, Elvis

1288
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 25: Duran at the Morning Show.

1289
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 2: So the internet is telling me that I'm hanging my

1290
00:55:56,080 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 2: Christmas tree lights all wrong? Oh why okay? Okay? First

1291
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 2: of all, like many people, my tree backs up against

1292
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 2: a wall, right, yeah, And we kind of talked about

1293
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 2: this the other day. They're saying that you should never

1294
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 2: ever put lights on the back of your tree. Why also,

1295
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 2: you shouldn't wrap them all the way around the tree.

1296
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 2: You're supposed to go up and down vertically, start at

1297
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 2: the bottom and go straight to the top and then

1298
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 2: back down again. Okay, I've never done that. I've been

1299
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 2: doing it wrong all these years. Yeah, I've always gone

1300
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 2: around in a circle.

1301
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:29,839
Speaker 7: Well why does it have to be one way? Why

1302
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 7: can't you do it the way you want to do it?

1303
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 3: No?

1304
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 2: Wrong, they say, they they are, they're back those people.

1305
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,839
Speaker 2: They say, you start at the bottom, you go straight

1306
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 2: to the top, and then back down to the bottom,

1307
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 2: and keep doing the entire front until it's filled.

1308
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 4: Weird.

1309
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,799
Speaker 2: You know what, the other day I saw someone do

1310
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 2: the zigzag. I didn't like that at all.

1311
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:54,439
Speaker 4: No zigzags weird. You can't zigzag it because that leaves

1312
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 4: weird spots. But the up and down is very strange

1313
00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:57,920
Speaker 4: to me.

1314
00:56:58,200 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 20: I know.

1315
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 2: Look, you know what we all want, the max sparkle.

1316
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 34: Right.

1317
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. They're also saying if you go up and down,

1318
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 2: it's easier to take them off than going around and

1319
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 2: around the tree.

1320
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:08,799
Speaker 4: That's probably fair.

1321
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what's up? Scary thoughts on garland and then

1322
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 2: you string garland.

1323
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 7: See I don't do garland because it winds up in

1324
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 7: my cat's mouth and then I can floss them at

1325
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 7: one point because it's coming out the other end and

1326
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 7: the mouth, So we don't.

1327
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 2: Want that, you know what. You know that happened to

1328
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 2: my cat. We were aready talked about that years ago. Yes,

1329
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 2: my cat, this is before you were around GONDI. My

1330
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 2: cat kitty ate some tensil and she had tensil coming

1331
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 2: out of her mouth and out of her butt. So

1332
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 2: I'm assuming it was connected. I would have like Flosster,

1333
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 2: it's very dangerous. I was like, oh my god, years

1334
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 2: old anyway, Yeah, exactly. So do we all have trees

1335
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 2: up straight? Do you have your tree up now?

1336
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 15: Listen? I know it would enhance my appreciation for the holidays,

1337
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 15: but it's I'd have to go find the box with

1338
00:57:58,960 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 15: the tree in it.

1339
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 2: You know it's.

1340
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 33: One.

1341
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 7: Can't you buy a small one at least and put it?

1342
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 2: Use it again? Danielle? What am I gonna do with

1343
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 2: so donate it?

1344
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 7: Then next year it again.

1345
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 2: It's Christmas. Get a tree, Listen. The holiday spirit does

1346
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 2: not exist in a tree. It's in your heart, everybody.

1347
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 2: I've got a wreath.

1348
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 15: It's fine, it's hanging on the door.

1349
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 2: It's you can't presidence under a wreath. What's up, scotty bee.

1350
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,439
Speaker 3: We have three trees here at the station.

1351
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 2: Just steal one. That's what they do here. That's a

1352
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 2: good mind trick. Mind screw.

1353
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 6: You have a wreath on your front door, I expect

1354
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 6: when you open the door there's going to be more decoration.

1355
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 15: By the way, stealing a Christmas tree does that like

1356
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 15: eliminate the Christmas spirit?

1357
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 2: When I steals.

1358
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 4: Face down the hole? Yeah, he took the tree and

1359
00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 4: all the ornaments.

1360
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 2: Bob Bron's stole the light, the light Christmas tree, and

1361
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 2: we replaced it. What do you play this? This is

1362
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 2: for you. This is just for you.

1363
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 10: You're a mean one, yeah, a cuddly as a cactus.

1364
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 10: You're as charming as any mister. You're a bad banana,

1365
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 10: greasy black.

1366
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 2: You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel. You're

1367
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 2: as cuddly as a cactus. This is just Listen.

1368
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 15: A lot of people probably didn't put up a Christmas tree,

1369
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 15: and they're totally fine with it because.

1370
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:49,520
Speaker 2: Then they just have to take it down when it's done. Well, okay,

1371
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 2: that's a part of it, all right. So you know,

1372
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 2: so you're gonna go to the entire season with no trees.

1373
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 15: What you're telling us I have? I got one in

1374
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 15: the mail. It's like I don't know the size of

1375
00:59:59,360 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 15: a postcard.

1376
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 4: This explains so much about Nate's bttitude lately.

1377
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:12,120
Speaker 2: You have a battue. Yeah, having a Christmas tree all aglow.

1378
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 2: At night, you get a glass of wine and by

1379
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 2: the tree, listen to the music. It's really the most

1380
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 2: the most relaxing moment time. I don't want people like

1381
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 2: you and my house acting like that. Listen. Next year

1382
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 2: will be different.

1383
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 15: We're gonna go all out and buy Christmas tree decorations

1384
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 15: after the holidays when they're on sale.

1385
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 7: All good idea.

1386
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 2: Gandhi, I know you and your boyfriend. You totally decorated

1387
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 2: the house there in Michigan.

1388
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1389
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 4: I came home and he had turned this place into

1390
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 4: a winter wonderland. I was gone for the weekend and

1391
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 4: it's got stuff everywhere. I love it.

1392
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 2: I love that And Danielle I love how she blends

1393
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 2: Halloween into Christmas.

1394
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 7: Yes, I do have some decorations that work for both.

1395
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 2: She does, and you know that Froggy and Lisa, their

1396
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 2: house is all day down. Dude, It's like Christmas threw

1397
01:00:56,480 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 2: up in this place. It's unbelievable. I love thatious stuff.

1398
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 2: The other day she did accidentally say I just don't

1399
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:08,360
Speaker 2: have enough place to put everything. Needs time to get

1400
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 2: rid of some trinkets, househouse, and I bought all sorts

1401
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 2: of Christmas plates this year. I am so gay. I've

1402
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 2: been scary, scary you have a tree up right, I'm

1403
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 2: not scary.

1404
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 9: First of all, in all fairness, the Grinch never he

1405
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 9: didn't hate Christmas.

1406
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 2: He hated people and we all know that. Okay, so

1407
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 2: don't call me a grinch.

1408
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 9: But I have I do have my Charlie Brown tree,

1409
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 9: which is about two feet tall and has one one

1410
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 9: silver bell on it.

1411
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 2: And that's it. But that's it.

1412
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 9: I'm not home to watch in her seat, always asleep

1413
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 9: when I'm.

1414
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 6: Home because there's not i mean crap else to do. Sorry,

1415
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 6: there's not anything else to do. My girlfriend keeps threatening me.

1416
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 6: She's like, I'm gonna get drunk and send you a

1417
01:01:58,800 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 6: tree from Amazon.

1418
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 2: You watch. I'm like, don't don't much threat. I love it.

1419
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 2: We are so in the Christmas spirit, yelling at people,

1420
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 2: making them feel all tree.

1421
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:12,080
Speaker 9: Yes, she's doing twelve and makes a Christmas on Instagram

1422
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 9: and Oh my god, speaking of my friend Dana.

1423
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 2: You know my best friend Dana. She sent me this

1424
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 2: this it's a chocolate shop Advent calendar. Oh nice, I'm

1425
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 2: up to December twenty fifth. You already eat it all.

1426
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 2: I've eaten. I'm eating the entire of December.

1427
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 7: It's all right, that's awesome.

1428
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 2: It's like, why do I can't wait? I want to

1429
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 2: eat them all.

1430
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 12: Now.

1431
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 7: We had an Advent calendar for the cats. I mean,

1432
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 7: the kids, get on what we got for the cats.

1433
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,960
Speaker 7: Let me tell you, this has been the biggest hit

1434
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 7: in this house.

1435
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 4: The cats.

1436
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 7: Everything that comes out of that damn thing, they love it.

1437
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 7: They go nuts. So I'm so.

1438
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,320
Speaker 4: Excited about the stupid habit.

1439
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 7: Of calendar for the cats because they love it so much.

1440
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,200
Speaker 2: It's great to have pets in the house during Christmas. Yeah,

1441
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 2: I love it. I love it. Hey, what are we

1442
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 2: talking about?

1443
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 12: Oh?

1444
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,640
Speaker 2: How to decorate a tree? The Internet says, go up

1445
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 2: and down and don't decorate the back of the tree.

1446
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:05,479
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's too late. I know I've failed again.

1447
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 4: But I always think if you don't decorate the back

1448
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 4: of the tree, that thing's gonna tip over. I know

1449
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 4: that's probably crazy for savvy.

1450
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 11: Nothing artificial holloy, somewhat intelligence.

1451
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 2: Do you use your shiny heinie little personal? Elvis Duran

1452
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 2: in the C one hundred Morning Show is guaranteed human.

1453
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 2: Now we're getting personal C one hundred. I know you

1454
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:37,680
Speaker 2: love to make an interest.

1455
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 36: Is it's time for me to introduce Z one hundred

1456
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 36: Morning Show?

1457
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:43,440
Speaker 20: All right?

1458
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 2: Do you have meny music for the scary? I sure do, yes,

1459
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:54,800
Speaker 2: Let's go talk to Brianna on line eight. Hello Brianna, Hi,

1460
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 2: welcome to the show. It's good to have you here.

1461
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 28: Hi, I'm so excited.

1462
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 27: You.

1463
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,640
Speaker 2: Is it true you're a fourth grade teacher?

1464
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 20: I am, yes.

1465
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 2: Oh you know that melts our hearts. So did you

1466
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,560
Speaker 2: decorate the classroom for the holidays?

1467
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 22: Oh yeah, like two weeks before Thanksgiving?

1468
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 2: Well anyway, so do you know your Christmas music?

1469
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:20,920
Speaker 24: Oh?

1470
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 22: Yeah, for sure.

1471
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 28: I listened to it all the time during this time year.

1472
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:27,280
Speaker 28: My husband wants to like drive me insane, you know driving?

1473
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 2: Okay, this is good. What we're gonna do is play

1474
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 2: a round of finish the lyric Christmas hits. Okay, you

1475
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,200
Speaker 2: think you know all these words, You're gonna be a

1476
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 2: little surprised. I was trying to test myself, and I

1477
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:43,080
Speaker 2: was like, whoa, I didn't know those were those words.

1478
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 2: So here we go.

1479
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 28: How I hear these con contests, I'm always like, how

1480
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:49,600
Speaker 28: do you not know that? So I'm hoping I do.

1481
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, we're hoping the Christmas classics will be easier

1482
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 2: to recall. Hey, Nate, we have something special to give

1483
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 2: her at the end of this. Yeah, okay, so we

1484
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:59,440
Speaker 2: may have to unwrap a present for you. All right, well,

1485
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 2: here we go. Let's play finish the lyric Christmas hits.

1486
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,280
Speaker 2: Here is song number one, number one. Finish these lyrics.

1487
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:14,880
Speaker 3: It's the most wonderful time with the kids, jingle belling.

1488
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 2: Go and.

1489
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,240
Speaker 28: Hearts will be telling.

1490
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 7: Give a good chear.

1491
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:28,200
Speaker 2: Hearts will be telling understand I don't know, hart it's

1492
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:32,120
Speaker 2: it's and everyone telling you be of good share. It's

1493
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 2: the most wonderful time of year.

1494
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:38,560
Speaker 3: And everyone telling you be a good cheer. It's the

1495
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 3: most wonderful time.

1496
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,440
Speaker 2: Thank you, Mandy Williams. All right, let's try this one.

1497
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 2: You'll get this one, no, no problem here, Brionna. Listen

1498
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:46,760
Speaker 2: closely a.

1499
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 30: Pram Oh Christmas, just like the ones I used to know,

1500
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:00,040
Speaker 30: and go.

1501
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 2: Your day very oh no, you forgot about the treetops

1502
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:24,360
Speaker 2: listening and Chauldren listening and hearing slam through up. Okay, listen, okay, okay, okay,

1503
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:27,240
Speaker 2: let's let's try this one. Here we go. I want

1504
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:27,880
Speaker 2: to him.

1505
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:32,720
Speaker 7: The bottomus hip the bottom.

1506
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:37,080
Speaker 2: Come on, don't wanna doll.

1507
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 19: No dingky dingerjoy go, I wanta hippopa away joy.

1508
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,640
Speaker 2: Lit here we'll be all right. Let's try this one. Okay,

1509
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:01,200
Speaker 2: let's see you can finish these lyrics. Here we go.

1510
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:07,840
Speaker 34: What I keep my diousness batistical?

1511
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:08,680
Speaker 35: Catch?

1512
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 16: Tell me there?

1513
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,520
Speaker 28: Oh thank god? You keep cutting it up where I

1514
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:19,040
Speaker 28: don't know.

1515
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:27,320
Speaker 2: Well, it's been a year. It doesn't surprise me, going

1516
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:31,840
Speaker 2: and off. Okay, I know it's very challenging. Okay, let's

1517
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:35,080
Speaker 2: see if you can finish these Christmas lyrics. Brianna to

1518
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 2: look a lot like Christmas everywhere you go. Okay, go.

1519
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:49,840
Speaker 28: Take a look at the five and ten listening once again?

1520
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 2: Where is Candy Canes?

1521
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:05,080
Speaker 10: Very good?

1522
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:06,720
Speaker 2: Our friend, Michael, But boy, all right, you got one.

1523
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 2: This is good. Okay, You've got to finish these lyrics.

1524
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:10,080
Speaker 2: Listen closely, here we go.

1525
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:21,880
Speaker 28: Rihanna, Santa Claus will make me happy?

1526
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:36,559
Speaker 2: Okay, good yeah, all right, the official theme for the holidays.

1527
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:51,800
Speaker 2: All right, here's here's a challenging one.

1528
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,920
Speaker 28: Go please Christmas.

1529
01:08:56,760 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 2: Be all right, here's one of my favorite Christmas classics

1530
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:10,000
Speaker 2: of all time. Finish these lyrics. At the dark wait

1531
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,880
Speaker 2: to see the man chilling when his dog in the

1532
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 2: park flow the very.

1533
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:15,040
Speaker 3: Slowly whooped my heart full of fifth.

1534
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:19,920
Speaker 2: Come on Christmas in Hollis run DMC.

1535
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:23,120
Speaker 28: I can't even try.

1536
01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:33,560
Speaker 2: Okay, looked at his dog. Oh my god, an ill reindeer.

1537
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:34,720
Speaker 16: All right?

1538
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:39,759
Speaker 2: How about how about this one? Brianna listening jingle bells

1539
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:43,920
Speaker 2: around there? Jingle bells wing and jingle.

1540
01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:49,000
Speaker 28: Bells ring, snow when and blowing up bushels are fun?

1541
01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:52,439
Speaker 2: There you go, Gay, you got it.

1542
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:56,680
Speaker 32: Snowing and blowing, blowing.

1543
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:59,120
Speaker 2: All right, there's no way she's gonna get the next one.

1544
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:01,839
Speaker 4: You don't think so, No way, Danielle will.

1545
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:07,719
Speaker 37: That's favorite streets is riding so much to you.

1546
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:14,240
Speaker 7: But I'm gonna be under the missile very good.

1547
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:18,280
Speaker 3: I'm gonna.

1548
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:22,479
Speaker 4: Love you bebes.

1549
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:28,880
Speaker 2: Is this next one? I'm gonna get this? That's not

1550
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:34,439
Speaker 2: my next one? Yes it is, Yes, Christmas it's the

1551
01:10:34,479 --> 01:10:36,479
Speaker 2: best time all the year.

1552
01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:41,720
Speaker 28: I don't know if it will be snow.

1553
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:43,760
Speaker 2: Very good.

1554
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:49,160
Speaker 37: I don't know if there will be snow, but I

1555
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:50,960
Speaker 37: have a here the.

1556
01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:54,479
Speaker 2: One famous Burl Eyes. All right now, this is the one.

1557
01:10:54,479 --> 01:10:55,960
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're gonna get this one. See

1558
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:57,400
Speaker 2: if you do this my favorite.

1559
01:10:57,040 --> 01:11:02,160
Speaker 4: Song, timmy don't live.

1560
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:10,200
Speaker 2: To tell me?

1561
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,479
Speaker 8: Really don't.

1562
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:22,519
Speaker 4: Yes, I heard words of rhyme.

1563
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:25,880
Speaker 2: If he won't be here next year?

1564
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 4: All right, the best Christmas?

1565
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:32,840
Speaker 2: Are we still playing this game? We've been playing it

1566
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:37,160
Speaker 2: since last Christmas Christmas. Okay, let's see if you get this.

1567
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:41,720
Speaker 3: One run up that I gotta make it. The town

1568
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:45,439
Speaker 3: satra making very colling.

1569
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:51,160
Speaker 14: He can take the freeway down, run run rude.

1570
01:11:52,960 --> 01:12:04,280
Speaker 21: Yeah, because I'm reeling really like a merry go round.

1571
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:07,800
Speaker 2: Okay, I got two more. Let's see if you can

1572
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:09,559
Speaker 2: get it, get at least one of these. Here we go.

1573
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,800
Speaker 2: Here's the next.

1574
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:17,320
Speaker 7: The fun I've missed. Think of all the fellows that

1575
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,439
Speaker 7: I haven't kissed.

1576
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:24,800
Speaker 36: Next year I could be just as good.

1577
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:35,759
Speaker 28: Mm hm, oh my god, you're so close.

1578
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:39,280
Speaker 2: Next year I could be just as good if you

1579
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:49,280
Speaker 2: check off my Christmas. Okay, one more, and of course,

1580
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:51,960
Speaker 2: this is, of course the song that everyone canceled last year.

1581
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:53,639
Speaker 4: Here we go.

1582
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:17,880
Speaker 33: Neighbors money, Yeah, whatsaps?

1583
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:19,920
Speaker 4: What's it is?

1584
01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:22,080
Speaker 2: We all agree it's it's a very ray Pe song.

1585
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:27,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, baby, it's called all right. Guess what

1586
01:13:28,479 --> 01:13:31,000
Speaker 2: we have something just for you. We love our friends

1587
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,679
Speaker 2: at DeLong and we're gonna give you your your comby

1588
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:36,000
Speaker 2: all in one coffee and espresso maker. You're gonna love it.

1589
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:38,320
Speaker 28: Brianna, thank you so much.

1590
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:41,240
Speaker 2: You know you have a very merry Christmas. Hold one

1591
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:43,120
Speaker 2: second and thanks for listening to us. And there you go.

1592
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:51,040
Speaker 7: I don't know what it is.

1593
01:13:51,320 --> 01:14:01,120
Speaker 36: I just spend all night wailly Christmas bay other can

1594
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:05,120
Speaker 36: and I don't seem right that there's something in the juneion.

1595
01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:15,040
Speaker 36: It does make the sound, but a resumevery Christmas. There's

1596
01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:18,439
Speaker 36: something's acco in the jun and I don't know what this,

1597
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:25,120
Speaker 36: but spend all week long while the donkey's fucking up

1598
01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:29,880
Speaker 36: the chimney flute and we don't know what work gona

1599
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:34,880
Speaker 36: discause there's something in the jumner. It doesn't move around, han,

1600
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:35,800
Speaker 36: it's been a.

1601
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:38,400
Speaker 3: Week since Christmas.

1602
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:45,400
Speaker 36: No, there's something succo in the gymney and I don't

1603
01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:51,000
Speaker 36: know what this, but spend all month long. Well it's

1604
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:54,800
Speaker 36: tanned up tied above the fire up. Plus now the

1605
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:59,360
Speaker 36: house smells funny, such a big duskish that there's something

1606
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:02,280
Speaker 36: in the g me and it doesn't talk at us,

1607
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:11,320
Speaker 36: and it's been there since last Christmas. They suck up

1608
01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:15,000
Speaker 36: in the juney and I don't know what I spend

1609
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:20,280
Speaker 36: all year long. I'll be waiting up percent to like

1610
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:26,920
Speaker 36: I didn't last year. But my brother he's already here

1611
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:30,679
Speaker 36: and he's stuck up in the tone and he does

1612
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:40,280
Speaker 36: play work, and he'll be there every Christmas and we'll

1613
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:43,559
Speaker 36: have him every Christmas.

1614
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:49,800
Speaker 22: I like, where you looking?

1615
01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:53,440
Speaker 11: You follow us on Elvis ras show on Social.

1616
01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:55,559
Speaker 8: Hundred.

1617
01:15:57,760 --> 01:16:00,800
Speaker 13: Honestly, Elvis, it's like my se get favorite way to

1618
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,360
Speaker 13: wake up in the morning.

1619
01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:05,240
Speaker 20: He went on Good Morning Show.

1620
01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:07,960
Speaker 2: I was walking around town yesterday. A lot of people

1621
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:11,360
Speaker 2: were walking around and join the outdoors. It was a

1622
01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:15,439
Speaker 2: beautiful day, a lot of dogs, a lot of dogs,

1623
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:17,639
Speaker 2: And at one point in the park I realized there

1624
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:21,840
Speaker 2: were six dogs in like one little area, and I'm like,

1625
01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:24,840
Speaker 2: I can't go over there because the dog I'm most

1626
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:27,040
Speaker 2: frightened of is in that pack of dogs.

1627
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:27,640
Speaker 12: What is it?

1628
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:33,559
Speaker 2: Yes? Hey, look if and I have a really best

1629
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:36,360
Speaker 2: friend who loves Chihuahua. She's always had chihuahuas and they've

1630
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:37,920
Speaker 2: always been mean to me and they bite me, and

1631
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:42,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, but they're mean the ones I've come in

1632
01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:44,040
Speaker 2: contact with the same way, Gandhi.

1633
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:46,479
Speaker 4: I am terrified of them. I mean, their strike ratio

1634
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:49,280
Speaker 4: is out of control, how much they bite people. And

1635
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:51,559
Speaker 4: I am you know me, I love to touch a puppy.

1636
01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:53,640
Speaker 4: I will approach one, and they are the ones that

1637
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:56,360
Speaker 4: taught me to stay the hell away because they will

1638
01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:58,200
Speaker 4: bite the hell out of you, and nobody does anything

1639
01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:00,240
Speaker 4: about it because they're like little rats. And I think

1640
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:00,800
Speaker 4: it's so cute.

1641
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:03,120
Speaker 2: It's not cute, it's true, you know. And I have

1642
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,920
Speaker 2: other friends who have pitts and and they talk about

1643
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:07,680
Speaker 2: what it's like it being, you know, an owner of

1644
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:09,720
Speaker 2: a pit bull, and a lot of people have a

1645
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 2: thing against them because you know, you've heard the stories

1646
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:17,000
Speaker 2: this and that. But I love pities. I think they're great.

1647
01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:20,559
Speaker 2: That little jewel, that little half pound hihua, Yeah, freaks

1648
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:21,000
Speaker 2: me out.

1649
01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:23,400
Speaker 4: And you just want to like, like, man, when Chihuaha's

1650
01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:24,640
Speaker 4: come at me like that, I want to be like,

1651
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:25,960
Speaker 4: do you know what I could.

1652
01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:26,240
Speaker 16: Do to you?

1653
01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:29,479
Speaker 2: I won't you won't they know it. Actually, they know

1654
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:32,400
Speaker 2: you won't do it. And if you're a Chihuahua lover,

1655
01:17:32,479 --> 01:17:34,400
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, but you know, just let you know.

1656
01:17:34,439 --> 01:17:36,679
Speaker 2: I'm sure this isn't the first time you've heard this. Yeah.

1657
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,799
Speaker 2: So when I was when I was a small child,

1658
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:43,800
Speaker 2: I got bitten by a Pomeranian whose name was Twinkles,

1659
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:48,640
Speaker 2: and twin a dog named Twinkles ate you, yes, and

1660
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:51,400
Speaker 2: so to this day, and I love dogs, but if

1661
01:17:51,439 --> 01:17:54,799
Speaker 2: I see a Pomeranian, I'm instantly like on guard, like, okay,

1662
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:56,960
Speaker 2: this is the revenge of Twinkles. I mean, can't be

1663
01:17:57,160 --> 01:18:01,400
Speaker 2: the kid. I'm like, no, I literally Twinkles ate my

1664
01:18:01,439 --> 01:18:03,840
Speaker 2: hand up. I have been thinking the same thing about

1665
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:09,759
Speaker 2: older poodles because Shauncey are friends my parents' friends dogs.

1666
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:12,439
Speaker 2: Shauncey used to eat the hell out of my hand.

1667
01:18:12,439 --> 01:18:14,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know Shauncey would come to me. I

1668
01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:16,200
Speaker 2: didn't even get near Shauncey.

1669
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:20,639
Speaker 4: I mean too. I had two giant poodles that lived

1670
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:23,160
Speaker 4: next to me when I lived in pember Pines. Man,

1671
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:26,280
Speaker 4: those things, I think that they thrived on harassing people

1672
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:28,439
Speaker 4: and trapping them in their cars because when you would

1673
01:18:28,439 --> 01:18:30,200
Speaker 4: pull up, they would just surround you. You couldn't get

1674
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:32,320
Speaker 4: out because they were nippy too, and they were giant

1675
01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:33,400
Speaker 4: no things.

1676
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:37,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, So there you go. Dogs and we're dog lovers.

1677
01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:40,760
Speaker 2: I mean, you know when we love dogs, my little Schnauzers.

1678
01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:42,639
Speaker 2: But you know what, I've had friends who were afraid

1679
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:45,080
Speaker 2: of my Schnauzers because they had a bad Schnauzer experience

1680
01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:47,080
Speaker 2: when they were a kid. So you know, dogs are

1681
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:50,280
Speaker 2: individual beans. I get that they all come from different,

1682
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:54,200
Speaker 2: different backgrounds and whatever. Different.

1683
01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:56,600
Speaker 7: My sister was attacked by a bull mastis Is that

1684
01:18:56,640 --> 01:19:00,120
Speaker 7: how you say his name? Yeah, when I was babysitting

1685
01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:02,679
Speaker 7: it or dog sitting it. The dog for some reason

1686
01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:04,639
Speaker 7: didn't like the smell of her. And oh my gosh,

1687
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:06,759
Speaker 7: that I don't even can't even get into.

1688
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:07,840
Speaker 4: Details because that's a big one.

1689
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:10,120
Speaker 7: She has scars from it still on her arms.

1690
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:13,479
Speaker 2: There you go, all right, dogs gotta gotta love.

1691
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:18,599
Speaker 11: Them wherever you wake up, and we're not judging you

1692
01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:21,719
Speaker 11: do it with Elvis and the C one nured morning show.

1693
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:23,080
Speaker 2: On the C one hundred channel.

1694
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:24,519
Speaker 12: With our free I heard rate.

1695
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:39,160
Speaker 11: Alista an as a C one hundred morning show.

1696
01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:45,519
Speaker 2: On the first day of Christmas.

1697
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:49,200
Speaker 27: My true love gave to me a pot regional pear tree.

1698
01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:51,920
Speaker 27: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave

1699
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:56,400
Speaker 27: to me two cutty sucks and the paw regional pair three.

1700
01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:58,879
Speaker 2: On the third day of Christmas, my true.

1701
01:19:58,680 --> 01:20:02,840
Speaker 27: Love gave to me old crows, two cutty shocks and

1702
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:07,480
Speaker 27: the pot region appear three. On the fourth day of Christmas,

1703
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:11,160
Speaker 27: my true love gave to me four old Fitzgerald's three

1704
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:13,880
Speaker 27: ol crows, two cutty shocks.

1705
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:16,759
Speaker 2: And the paw region a pear three. On the fifth

1706
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:19,160
Speaker 2: day of Christmas, my true love gave to me hi

1707
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:21,840
Speaker 2: ry raw.

1708
01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:28,120
Speaker 35: Raw poor old Fitzgeral three all close, two caddies.

1709
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:31,360
Speaker 2: And the paw three poor three.

1710
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:34,000
Speaker 35: On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave

1711
01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:38,639
Speaker 35: to me six guber libras by y for old Chelsea

1712
01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:42,479
Speaker 35: or further two caddies and a tree and the bird

1713
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:44,200
Speaker 35: with the fruit on the limb.

1714
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:47,200
Speaker 29: Ah.

1715
01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:51,120
Speaker 35: On the seven day Christmas, side too all gates.

1716
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:57,080
Speaker 27: To me seven Johnny walks, six few believers, fisher Jersey

1717
01:20:57,439 --> 01:21:00,120
Speaker 27: crowd de hardies heldre.

1718
01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:04,120
Speaker 35: And a and the tree and the man who.

1719
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:09,240
Speaker 3: I ain't think I say Christmas.

1720
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:13,840
Speaker 2: I hate old fashion.

1721
01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:18,360
Speaker 34: So serens Nime says I want sister believe. I don't

1722
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:24,840
Speaker 34: pour over chelouse seal what different and surry window fresh.

1723
01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:28,760
Speaker 2: Then I think I.

1724
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:38,320
Speaker 36: Name mate mate maa mate my nae is seen a more.

1725
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:47,400
Speaker 19: Name margueritea want haste old fashion sens.

1726
01:21:47,479 --> 01:21:50,760
Speaker 7: I want my sister your belief, I poor over she'll

1727
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:51,559
Speaker 7: see you what you.

1728
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:00,280
Speaker 4: Tell him to again?

1729
01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:07,800
Speaker 34: Tell him maham nor is it really mister n n

1730
01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:09,720
Speaker 34: roade o rulers.

1731
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:13,799
Speaker 3: Basically our past says I what sisterable?

1732
01:22:14,040 --> 01:22:17,240
Speaker 7: I have boopish sister, want to picture ji buck cred.

1733
01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:19,400
Speaker 9: I know?

1734
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:20,719
Speaker 8: Let me from.

1735
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:23,240
Speaker 38: Might you legged.

1736
01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:38,080
Speaker 35: Dragged bloody Mary.

1737
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:41,760
Speaker 4: General mahalla there is.

1738
01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:45,960
Speaker 34: It's your potential system to project.

1739
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:49,439
Speaker 2: I'm drive you.

1740
01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:51,599
Speaker 1: From r I ja.

1741
01:22:53,560 --> 01:23:02,320
Speaker 39: Charge by my men that green stuff and I'm irigamodest

1742
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:04,920
Speaker 39: shoe question or.

1743
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:12,440
Speaker 7: Oil cool.

1744
01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:17,800
Speaker 39: A bad.

1745
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:28,439
Speaker 11: Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tapp.

1746
01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:31,320
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into Garrett's phone tap. Tell me

1747
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:33,639
Speaker 2: all about it. Set it up well, Roger is playing

1748
01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:35,720
Speaker 2: a phone tap on his daughter Jen. Now Jen is

1749
01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:38,040
Speaker 2: about to have a sweet sixteen, which mom and Dad

1750
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:41,320
Speaker 2: are paying for because you know they're they're very affluent family,

1751
01:23:41,479 --> 01:23:43,320
Speaker 2: so a lot of great things are going to be

1752
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:45,400
Speaker 2: happening at the Sweet sixteen. So I want to start

1753
01:23:45,439 --> 01:23:48,519
Speaker 2: the call to Jen, the birthday girl from the DJ company, saying, hey,

1754
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:50,400
Speaker 2: we got some few things to tie up before the

1755
01:23:50,439 --> 01:23:53,680
Speaker 2: birthday party, and then Dad's going to join the call

1756
01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:56,760
Speaker 2: and piss off his daughter a little bit. Oh so

1757
01:23:56,920 --> 01:23:59,439
Speaker 2: this is a dad phone tapping a little spoiled daughter.

1758
01:23:59,439 --> 01:24:02,080
Speaker 2: I'm a ses all, let's see what happens in today's.

1759
01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:03,559
Speaker 5: Hello.

1760
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:04,720
Speaker 2: Is this Jen?

1761
01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:05,880
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1762
01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:06,320
Speaker 22: This is Jen.

1763
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:09,840
Speaker 2: Hey Jen, this is Chris over Soaps. We're doing your

1764
01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:13,080
Speaker 2: party in about three weeks. Oh, Hi, who are you great?

1765
01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:14,160
Speaker 2: Can you talk right now?

1766
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:15,000
Speaker 23: Yeah?

1767
01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:15,559
Speaker 9: Cool?

1768
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:19,000
Speaker 2: Cool. We're gonna need to get into the venue a

1769
01:24:19,040 --> 01:24:21,840
Speaker 2: little bit earlier, just because some of the stuff that

1770
01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:24,960
Speaker 2: comes along with this package is going to take some

1771
01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:25,800
Speaker 2: time to get in.

1772
01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:29,959
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, like how much earlier, just about.

1773
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:32,519
Speaker 2: Like two or three hours. The sleigh itself is going

1774
01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:35,759
Speaker 2: to be a little difficult to get in the sleigh.

1775
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:37,800
Speaker 2: Me and my crew we're going to be dressed as

1776
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:39,640
Speaker 2: Santa Santa's helpers.

1777
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:42,320
Speaker 5: And uh uh wait are you kidding me?

1778
01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:45,760
Speaker 2: We're gonna do pictures with Santah. We're gonna have our

1779
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:49,160
Speaker 2: elves give out some some candy canes and it's gonna

1780
01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:49,519
Speaker 2: be great.

1781
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:49,840
Speaker 20: You know.

1782
01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:51,920
Speaker 2: Instead of the limbo stick, we're gonna have one big

1783
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:52,599
Speaker 2: candy cane.

1784
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:55,719
Speaker 5: That's gross. I don't want that at my party.

1785
01:24:57,320 --> 01:24:58,320
Speaker 2: Oh are you sure?

1786
01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:01,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure it's my party. I have to get

1787
01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:02,479
Speaker 5: back to school.

1788
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:06,479
Speaker 2: Santa Claus is coming to the street sixteen.

1789
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:11,560
Speaker 8: You did so good. That was hilarious. Oh man, hold on,

1790
01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:13,720
Speaker 8: Oh she's calling me right now.

1791
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:16,280
Speaker 2: All right, don't answer. We're gonna call her right back,

1792
01:25:16,479 --> 01:25:19,240
Speaker 2: and you're just gonna do all the work, okay, all right.

1793
01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:22,759
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, alright, daddy.

1794
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:27,320
Speaker 5: Well, hey, I just got to call it from the

1795
01:25:27,439 --> 01:25:30,400
Speaker 5: DJ company or something, right, and they just told me

1796
01:25:30,920 --> 01:25:33,240
Speaker 5: that they're going to have like a Santa Claus at

1797
01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:35,600
Speaker 5: my party. What is going on?

1798
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:41,000
Speaker 8: Well, we thought we thought that would be nice.

1799
01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:45,479
Speaker 14: And no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

1800
01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:49,719
Speaker 8: Well I don't think that's if you're.

1801
01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:53,000
Speaker 5: Not listening to me, hello, you stupid. I don't want

1802
01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:53,880
Speaker 5: a Santa Claus there.

1803
01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:58,599
Speaker 8: Now, wait a minute. Everybody enjoys Santa Claus. And they're

1804
01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:01,280
Speaker 8: elves and there's dozen of them, and.

1805
01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:03,960
Speaker 5: I don't care if there's forty two. I don't want

1806
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:04,719
Speaker 5: them at my party.

1807
01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:09,160
Speaker 8: Well, your mother thought this was was was the best

1808
01:26:09,320 --> 01:26:10,040
Speaker 8: one they had.

1809
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:10,680
Speaker 20: Dad.

1810
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:13,559
Speaker 5: I am sixteen, okay, I'm not eight years old anymore.

1811
01:26:14,240 --> 01:26:17,639
Speaker 8: But we got you Santa Clause for five thousands.

1812
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:23,880
Speaker 5: I want you spent five thousand dollars. Yes, are you

1813
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:27,160
Speaker 5: kidding me? He said, five thousand dollars on Santa Clause.

1814
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:29,519
Speaker 8: Yeah, oh pretty penny.

1815
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:31,960
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, are you kidding me?

1816
01:26:32,080 --> 01:26:32,280
Speaker 8: Dad?

1817
01:26:32,479 --> 01:26:34,280
Speaker 5: He said, five thousand dollars. And you came and buy

1818
01:26:34,360 --> 01:26:34,760
Speaker 5: me a car.

1819
01:26:35,840 --> 01:26:39,320
Speaker 8: Five thousand dollars for your birthday at sixteen is quite

1820
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:40,280
Speaker 8: a lot of money.

1821
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:44,400
Speaker 5: It's not quite a lot of money when Drake costs

1822
01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:47,000
Speaker 5: one hundred thousand and you're being cheap and you're not

1823
01:26:47,080 --> 01:26:47,559
Speaker 5: going there.

1824
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:50,800
Speaker 8: Sanna will take everyone on his lap. You can, you

1825
01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:53,040
Speaker 8: can sit on his lap, you and your girlfriend.

1826
01:26:53,160 --> 01:26:56,120
Speaker 5: Oh and that's well, Dad, that is so gross. I

1827
01:26:56,160 --> 01:26:58,240
Speaker 5: don't want to have my friends go sit on.

1828
01:26:58,320 --> 01:27:00,719
Speaker 23: The some old per lap.

1829
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:03,200
Speaker 8: And he's not an old servert, he's an it's a

1830
01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:08,240
Speaker 8: it's an impersonator doing Santa and she will.

1831
01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:12,200
Speaker 5: Dad, I don't care, okay, unless you're gonna have Drake

1832
01:27:12,280 --> 01:27:13,759
Speaker 5: there dress up at Santa Claus.

1833
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:14,560
Speaker 1: And I don't want it.

1834
01:27:14,640 --> 01:27:16,320
Speaker 8: You have to let go of the Drake thing.

1835
01:27:16,479 --> 01:27:17,800
Speaker 2: It's I'm not gonna go there.

1836
01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:18,439
Speaker 23: I don't want it.

1837
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:22,400
Speaker 5: You're so mean, Jen j listen to me.

1838
01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:24,800
Speaker 8: I don't want calm down.

1839
01:27:25,479 --> 01:27:26,639
Speaker 5: No, I'm not gonna calm down.

1840
01:27:26,920 --> 01:27:27,599
Speaker 33: You come down.

1841
01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:29,320
Speaker 5: Do you listen to what I want?

1842
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:31,840
Speaker 8: Honey? Anyone looking at you on the phone, I think

1843
01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:33,760
Speaker 8: you're a lunatic. No comown bring you.

1844
01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:35,519
Speaker 5: And me on the phone, and I'm no, Alluma take,

1845
01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:38,240
Speaker 5: don't call me Alanna take. I have a stupid birthday.

1846
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:42,120
Speaker 2: Party with hey Jen, Jen? What money is? Actually? Garrett

1847
01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:44,240
Speaker 2: from Elvis during in the Morning Show and you just

1848
01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:46,639
Speaker 2: got phone tat Oh.

1849
01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:55,000
Speaker 17: My gosh, oh that was so cool.

1850
01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:57,240
Speaker 1: Whatever, I gotta go.

1851
01:27:59,439 --> 01:28:04,240
Speaker 29: Pe this saltables pre recorded with permission granted by all

1852
01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:05,400
Speaker 29: partises the.

1853
01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:08,800
Speaker 11: Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Durant in the

1854
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:09,479
Speaker 11: Morning Show.

1855
01:28:11,439 --> 01:28:15,680
Speaker 37: We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose, and

1856
01:28:15,920 --> 01:28:19,600
Speaker 37: we all know Frosty who's made out of snow. But

1857
01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:23,760
Speaker 37: all of those stories seem kind of gay because we

1858
01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:34,960
Speaker 37: all know who brightens up our hauling day, mister Hanky

1859
01:28:35,479 --> 01:28:39,120
Speaker 37: Christmas pood, small and brown. He comes from you sit

1860
01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:42,360
Speaker 37: on the toilet inter he comes, squeeze in between your

1861
01:28:42,520 --> 01:28:47,080
Speaker 37: festive buns, a present from down below, spreading joy.

1862
01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:47,479
Speaker 8: With a howl.

1863
01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:51,240
Speaker 37: He's seen the love inside of you because he's up

1864
01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:55,120
Speaker 37: piece of food. Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny. He

1865
01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:58,240
Speaker 37: can be brown or greenish brown bud. If you eat

1866
01:28:58,280 --> 01:29:01,519
Speaker 37: fiber on Christmas Eve, he might come to your town.

1867
01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:05,439
Speaker 7: Mister Hanky, Christmas poof he loves me.

1868
01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:08,920
Speaker 2: I love you. Therefore vicariously he loves you.

1869
01:29:09,120 --> 01:29:10,800
Speaker 7: I can make it, mister King too.

1870
01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:19,760
Speaker 2: We're cow crazy, come good, push.

1871
01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:31,280
Speaker 7: The way man he see his head. I'm mister Hank.

1872
01:29:31,360 --> 01:29:33,360
Speaker 38: The Christmas poof cheese.

1873
01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:34,479
Speaker 4: And stream, Ain't I love you?

1874
01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:35,280
Speaker 8: Nuts?

1875
01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:38,840
Speaker 36: Chang shine trying time chime way now before not to

1876
01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:40,479
Speaker 36: wash his game.

1877
01:29:40,600 --> 01:29:41,599
Speaker 8: I like to play.

1878
01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:42,400
Speaker 2: Stick me in.

1879
01:29:42,479 --> 01:29:45,080
Speaker 7: About there and try to stay honey.

1880
01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:53,200
Speaker 37: Christmas times, mister Hay Christmas poof Christmas leaves.

1881
01:29:53,280 --> 01:29:54,040
Speaker 2: He must leave to.

1882
01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:55,559
Speaker 14: Shoot you down.

1883
01:29:55,720 --> 01:29:57,360
Speaker 3: Body's never gone.

1884
01:29:58,840 --> 01:29:59,960
Speaker 2: He smell.

1885
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:12,559
Speaker 11: Follow at Elvis dat Show.

1886
01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:20,880
Speaker 3: On Tuesday, doesn't fight. I've been thinking about the things

1887
01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:22,160
Speaker 3: like you and you.

1888
01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:26,360
Speaker 11: Say, this is Elvis Darez and the morning show.

1889
01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:31,679
Speaker 2: You get you know, I told you the story about

1890
01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:34,479
Speaker 2: when I was a kid and I swallowed a Barbie shoe.

1891
01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:37,120
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and then something weird happened, you like, found

1892
01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:37,800
Speaker 4: it in an X ray?

1893
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:41,800
Speaker 2: Right, No, it came out during a colonic also weird.

1894
01:30:43,640 --> 01:30:44,000
Speaker 17: Uh huh.

1895
01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:48,560
Speaker 7: Now, barbie shoe was really well made. It lasted a

1896
01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:49,120
Speaker 7: long time.

1897
01:30:49,760 --> 01:30:52,760
Speaker 2: Okay, Seriously, when you were a kid or maybe later

1898
01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:56,400
Speaker 2: in life, did you ever eat anything that you weren't

1899
01:30:56,400 --> 01:31:01,240
Speaker 2: supposed to eat? And then yeah, to find later, not

1900
01:31:01,439 --> 01:31:02,200
Speaker 2: that I remember.

1901
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:04,080
Speaker 4: I had to go to the doctor once because there's

1902
01:31:04,160 --> 01:31:07,080
Speaker 4: this little Indian snack and it has these tiny little

1903
01:31:07,160 --> 01:31:09,880
Speaker 4: balls of like sugar, and I wanted them, so I

1904
01:31:09,960 --> 01:31:12,439
Speaker 4: stuffed them in my ears and nose and they got lost.

1905
01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:14,160
Speaker 4: My mom had to take me the doctor to get

1906
01:31:14,200 --> 01:31:14,840
Speaker 4: them out lost.

1907
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:15,559
Speaker 2: Did they find them?

1908
01:31:15,640 --> 01:31:16,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, they got them out.

1909
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:17,880
Speaker 2: See that's the thing. We have a lot of people

1910
01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:20,240
Speaker 2: who listen who work in the emergency room, and you know,

1911
01:31:20,479 --> 01:31:24,040
Speaker 2: they have to extract all sorts of things from all

1912
01:31:24,080 --> 01:31:28,760
Speaker 2: sorts of different orifices. So how did you find the

1913
01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:31,479
Speaker 2: milk cud in your underwear? It's my first question. Oh though,

1914
01:31:31,479 --> 01:31:33,559
Speaker 2: the milkdut in my underwear was a whole different thing.

1915
01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:35,400
Speaker 2: That was how do you know that was a milk pud.

1916
01:31:35,479 --> 01:31:37,680
Speaker 2: It was a milk dut scary. So when I was

1917
01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:40,120
Speaker 2: a kid, I ate a rubber eraser that looked like

1918
01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:45,400
Speaker 2: a cheeseburger. A kid lose an ice cream cone, and

1919
01:31:45,479 --> 01:31:47,320
Speaker 2: the other was they look so looks real?

1920
01:31:47,840 --> 01:31:49,040
Speaker 7: Your food up sessions started?

1921
01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:52,960
Speaker 2: Did it come out eventually?

1922
01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:53,439
Speaker 12: Right?

1923
01:31:54,280 --> 01:31:58,120
Speaker 2: Yes? So I ate a few lego heads. Now, with

1924
01:31:58,320 --> 01:32:00,120
Speaker 2: lego heads, you could pop them on and off. This

1925
01:32:00,320 --> 01:32:02,840
Speaker 2: legohead that I wanted to switch heads on wouldn't come off.

1926
01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:05,479
Speaker 2: So I did what any reasonable kid would do, use

1927
01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:08,240
Speaker 2: your teeth. So once you use your teeth, there's no

1928
01:32:08,360 --> 01:32:11,720
Speaker 2: controlling it once it pops off. I swallowed it. You

1929
01:32:11,840 --> 01:32:13,880
Speaker 2: think I would learned my lesson because a few days

1930
01:32:13,920 --> 01:32:15,800
Speaker 2: later I did the same thing. So for a week

1931
01:32:15,960 --> 01:32:19,840
Speaker 2: I was shifting through stuff to find lego heads. That's

1932
01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:23,360
Speaker 2: the thing. Some of these things look tasty like yellow.

1933
01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:24,360
Speaker 3: Why not?

1934
01:32:25,360 --> 01:32:28,080
Speaker 2: People are texting in and I ate a cigarette never

1935
01:32:28,240 --> 01:32:32,080
Speaker 2: came out. I swallowed my mom's wedding ring as a child.

1936
01:32:32,200 --> 01:32:33,959
Speaker 7: Oh unfortunate, Okay.

1937
01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:35,519
Speaker 2: So Brody ate a penny.

1938
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:36,000
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1939
01:32:36,240 --> 01:32:37,840
Speaker 2: The sad part was it came out tails.

1940
01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:38,320
Speaker 12: It did.

1941
01:32:40,280 --> 01:32:42,320
Speaker 2: Literally, We'll get into that later.

1942
01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:44,360
Speaker 4: As an adult, I have swallowed a couple of my

1943
01:32:44,439 --> 01:32:45,040
Speaker 4: teeth diamonds?

1944
01:32:45,920 --> 01:32:47,960
Speaker 2: How many you know when you first had the diamonds

1945
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:50,360
Speaker 2: and planted on your teeth, you got a lot of

1946
01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:52,680
Speaker 2: grief from some of our listener it did, and then

1947
01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:56,080
Speaker 2: it went away. But they just dislodge and you swallow them.

1948
01:32:56,240 --> 01:32:56,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.

1949
01:32:56,920 --> 01:32:58,680
Speaker 4: Exactly the moment I lost one of them, I bit

1950
01:32:58,760 --> 01:33:00,320
Speaker 4: into a piece of broccoli and I was like, oh,

1951
01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:03,519
Speaker 4: that was kind of tough. Diamond gone old.

1952
01:33:03,600 --> 01:33:05,600
Speaker 7: It's tiny enough for I guess it just kind of

1953
01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:06,160
Speaker 7: comes out.

1954
01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:10,040
Speaker 4: In your expensive Yeah, it just comes out cheap, so

1955
01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:11,600
Speaker 4: it depends where you go to get them. But this

1956
01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:15,400
Speaker 4: one that I had right here is one hundred bucks. Broccoli.

1957
01:33:15,520 --> 01:33:16,559
Speaker 2: Must be nice to be wealthy.

1958
01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:17,760
Speaker 12: Yeah right.

1959
01:33:18,120 --> 01:33:20,640
Speaker 4: I actually sent a message to the person who put

1960
01:33:20,640 --> 01:33:22,000
Speaker 4: it in and I was like, listen, this was only

1961
01:33:22,080 --> 01:33:23,400
Speaker 4: here for like two weeks. I want it back.

1962
01:33:23,800 --> 01:33:26,680
Speaker 2: She was not responded text. When I was younger, I

1963
01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:28,600
Speaker 2: put a marble at my nose because I thought I

1964
01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:31,600
Speaker 2: could I could hold the other nostril and shoot it

1965
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:33,519
Speaker 2: across the room. It got stuck and it had to

1966
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:37,680
Speaker 2: be removed by a doctor. I don't know, so I

1967
01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:40,599
Speaker 2: think we learned our lesson at an early age. Mine

1968
01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:43,599
Speaker 2: was the Barbie shoe and it came out.

1969
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:46,959
Speaker 7: Hadn't things up your orifice?

1970
01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:47,160
Speaker 20: I know?

1971
01:33:47,240 --> 01:33:49,120
Speaker 2: But the body is an interesting thing because I know

1972
01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:51,160
Speaker 2: I had a cat, and I think I've told you

1973
01:33:51,240 --> 01:33:52,840
Speaker 2: this before. I had a cat who ate ten sol

1974
01:33:52,920 --> 01:33:56,720
Speaker 2: off the Christmas tree. So she kitty still had the

1975
01:33:56,800 --> 01:33:59,200
Speaker 2: tensil coming out of her mouth for like a day.

1976
01:33:59,439 --> 01:34:01,400
Speaker 2: But then the it came out of a rear end.

1977
01:34:01,720 --> 01:34:02,639
Speaker 7: You could you can.

1978
01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:05,519
Speaker 2: Actually floss my cat? And I didn't know should I

1979
01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:07,479
Speaker 2: just cut it and just pull it out? Do you

1980
01:34:07,560 --> 01:34:10,439
Speaker 2: pull it out? They? Do you pull from I don't know.

1981
01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:12,960
Speaker 2: I'm afraid it gets it got wrapped around some oregon

1982
01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:13,479
Speaker 2: or something.

1983
01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:15,920
Speaker 7: I would pull off from the bottom because once it's

1984
01:34:15,960 --> 01:34:17,679
Speaker 7: in your butt, you don't want to come out your mouth.

1985
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:20,519
Speaker 2: May I get back to you on that?

1986
01:34:22,080 --> 01:34:22,479
Speaker 7: Please do?

1987
01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:27,800
Speaker 2: Hello, Patty, how are you hi? It's one of those conversations,

1988
01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:33,360
Speaker 2: one of those conversations you know won't end up on TV. Sorry, So, Patty,

1989
01:34:33,720 --> 01:34:34,200
Speaker 2: wou'd your.

1990
01:34:34,160 --> 01:34:36,120
Speaker 4: Brother eat a paintball?

1991
01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:38,920
Speaker 2: How do you eat a paintball? I mean those are

1992
01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:40,559
Speaker 2: there's a big aren't they?

1993
01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:44,679
Speaker 7: But did it explode in his stomach?

1994
01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:45,680
Speaker 20: No?

1995
01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:46,880
Speaker 1: He was really sick.

1996
01:34:46,960 --> 01:34:49,640
Speaker 22: Afterwards, and we had a complaint and control about it,

1997
01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:51,280
Speaker 22: and they said that he would be fine.

1998
01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:53,559
Speaker 2: Did he poop green for a couple of days.

1999
01:34:55,080 --> 01:34:55,600
Speaker 8: I don't know.

2000
01:34:56,560 --> 01:35:00,479
Speaker 2: It's disgusting, all right, Well, thank you, thanks for listening. Anyway,

2001
01:35:00,600 --> 01:35:03,080
Speaker 2: I don't know what. I saw a barbie and it

2002
01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:04,880
Speaker 2: reminded me of the barbier shoe. People say, where do

2003
01:35:04,920 --> 01:35:06,479
Speaker 2: you come up with these stupid things to talk about?

2004
01:35:06,800 --> 01:35:08,760
Speaker 2: It's just you see something you're like, Oh right. We

2005
01:35:08,880 --> 01:35:12,240
Speaker 2: was talking for fifteen minutes about swallowing things like barbie shoes.

2006
01:35:12,439 --> 01:35:15,000
Speaker 4: More interesting than swallowing too. Sometimes there was this whole

2007
01:35:15,120 --> 01:35:18,519
Speaker 4: list of interesting things people have gotten lodged up there. Yes,

2008
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:21,080
Speaker 4: not in an attempt to keeister, but just in general.

2009
01:35:21,240 --> 01:35:23,400
Speaker 4: One person tried to get the thing out of their

2010
01:35:23,439 --> 01:35:25,639
Speaker 4: booty with tongs and then got the tong stuff too.

2011
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:26,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know.

2012
01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:31,920
Speaker 7: Look at the X ray, Oh my god, what it

2013
01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:33,639
Speaker 7: looks like at the gin office?

2014
01:35:34,080 --> 01:35:35,960
Speaker 4: What is the thing that was originally up there?

2015
01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:36,720
Speaker 2: Yes?

2016
01:35:37,320 --> 01:35:38,240
Speaker 4: I don't know if I can say it.

2017
01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:43,320
Speaker 2: Okay, Hello Larry, Hello Larry. As a teacher your students,

2018
01:35:43,360 --> 01:35:45,000
Speaker 2: I'm sure they swallow stuff all the time. What was

2019
01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:45,519
Speaker 2: the latest?

2020
01:35:46,840 --> 01:35:48,760
Speaker 18: There was an air an air pod.

2021
01:35:48,960 --> 01:35:49,920
Speaker 4: Oh no, it'd be so upset.

2022
01:35:50,080 --> 01:35:52,280
Speaker 7: Wha wait, like the little piece you put in your

2023
01:35:52,320 --> 01:35:52,840
Speaker 7: ear right?

2024
01:35:53,280 --> 01:35:57,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's not too big.

2025
01:35:57,479 --> 01:35:58,479
Speaker 7: No, how'd you swallow it?

2026
01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:01,200
Speaker 2: His student research?

2027
01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:04,080
Speaker 22: Hey, so he did research, make sure it wouldn't hurt

2028
01:36:04,160 --> 01:36:06,040
Speaker 22: him or kill him, then decided to eat it.

2029
01:36:06,360 --> 01:36:07,120
Speaker 2: Could you still hear it?

2030
01:36:08,800 --> 01:36:11,360
Speaker 20: Yeah? As I went down the topics, you to hear it.

2031
01:36:13,439 --> 01:36:15,360
Speaker 7: And playing in the stomach pasty weird.

2032
01:36:15,400 --> 01:36:17,120
Speaker 2: All right, thank you, Larry, and thanks for being a

2033
01:36:17,160 --> 01:36:19,439
Speaker 2: cool teacher. We need more of you. We appreciate it

2034
01:36:19,520 --> 01:36:22,080
Speaker 2: very much. All right, moving on, we call that network

2035
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:22,759
Speaker 2: time killers.

2036
01:36:23,280 --> 01:36:27,679
Speaker 38: Elvis Durant in the Morning Show proudly present a Christmas

2037
01:36:27,760 --> 01:36:30,479
Speaker 38: CD to end all Christmas CDs.

2038
01:36:30,880 --> 01:36:34,439
Speaker 2: Wilson, the cleaning Guy, brings you the classic, says only

2039
01:36:34,720 --> 01:36:36,559
Speaker 2: he can just listen.

2040
01:36:36,800 --> 01:36:41,519
Speaker 32: Jingle Bell, jingle Bell, jingle Bell, the rock, Jingo Bell,

2041
01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:45,559
Speaker 32: the chime, Jingo Belentine Di shit on.

2042
01:36:45,720 --> 01:36:49,240
Speaker 3: The press and jingle bell, the squad and the frost.

2043
01:36:49,400 --> 01:36:53,040
Speaker 2: Hell, you'll shed a tear when you hear Wilson sing.

2044
01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:55,280
Speaker 3: This rocking on this Christmas tree.

2045
01:36:56,080 --> 01:37:01,280
Speaker 32: Let the Christmas per green, Let it wor some punkin

2046
01:37:01,439 --> 01:37:05,400
Speaker 32: Pine Underworld does sound Colne.

2047
01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:08,799
Speaker 38: And if you act now, you'll get this very special

2048
01:37:08,920 --> 01:37:12,880
Speaker 38: Wilsonized version of the kid's classic rule off the Red

2049
01:37:12,960 --> 01:37:17,519
Speaker 38: Nose Reindeer Root for the Red Nose Reindeer husband.

2050
01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:22,880
Speaker 32: It ches noise and itus every song you will ever

2051
01:37:23,120 --> 01:37:29,200
Speaker 32: say his clone, Oh they all the other reindeer. You

2052
01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:35,559
Speaker 32: see the line aunt cannae the nevertheless, poor ronaldfo play

2053
01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:36,760
Speaker 32: any rainy game.

2054
01:37:37,720 --> 01:37:41,320
Speaker 2: Even Frosty himself would say. Wilson's version of his song

2055
01:37:41,760 --> 01:37:43,440
Speaker 2: is simply magical.

2056
01:37:43,720 --> 01:37:45,320
Speaker 3: Throsting the snowmame.

2057
01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:50,920
Speaker 32: Why it's such ally happisode, while the cor copine it

2058
01:37:51,080 --> 01:37:57,040
Speaker 32: on bottom noose and today is smell hose cold frosting

2059
01:37:57,200 --> 01:37:57,960
Speaker 32: the Snowmaan.

2060
01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:02,519
Speaker 3: He defat tell say he was mad the snow.

2061
01:38:02,640 --> 01:38:08,280
Speaker 38: But their children, no, Wilson the Cleaning Guy's timeless Christmas CD.

2062
01:38:08,960 --> 01:38:12,120
Speaker 2: No matter what holiday is yours, it's time for us

2063
01:38:12,320 --> 01:38:14,040
Speaker 2: all to celebrate.

2064
01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:19,600
Speaker 11: Inside Hollywood, literally, or as Ryan says, literally. Ryan Seacrest

2065
01:38:19,760 --> 01:38:21,120
Speaker 11: is up next after.

2066
01:38:21,080 --> 01:38:25,400
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran in the one hund mid Morning Show. All right,

2067
01:38:25,640 --> 01:38:27,920
Speaker 2: shows done, Let's get out of here until next time.

2068
01:38:27,960 --> 01:38:30,600
Speaker 2: Say peace out, everybody. He's out, everybody,