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Speaker 1: Kaitlin made me laugh the other day because you were

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Speaker 1: talking about how you went to a fancy dinner and

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Speaker 1: then you walked out and what happened. Yes, because I

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Speaker 1: can relate to this. This is so relatable to me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what came over me, but yeah,

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Speaker 2: I fully went to dinner, sat down, had some drinks.

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Speaker 2: Had I think I ordered like something heavy like Posta

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Speaker 2: or something. And I walked out and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: there's a new Panda Express that opened right there, and

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Speaker 2: you know, something like pulled me like a maulf to

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Speaker 2: a flame. And I went and got a second dinner

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Speaker 2: direct I walked directly out of one restaurant and got

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Speaker 2: a second dinner. And I did I did two sides,

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Speaker 2: I mean, and I had a full second dinner.

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Speaker 3: Canda.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I know this is this is very relatable

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Speaker 1: to people. People have done this. I know this eight

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Speaker 1: five five five.

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Speaker 3: I say this lovingly.

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Speaker 1: But what's what's kind of the fatty thing that you've done?

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Speaker 1: Like the I'm putting this like an air quote. What's

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Speaker 1: the fattest thing you've ever done? I know I've told

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Speaker 1: the story before because I only have ten stories, but

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Speaker 1: I went on vacation last year, went to Vancouver by

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Speaker 1: myself and British Columbia. Very fancy right across from Seattle,

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Speaker 1: but we like it gets fancy er if you say

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Speaker 1: British Columbia.

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Speaker 3: And I booked with.

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Speaker 1: A credit card, and the credit card had free room

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Speaker 1: service breakfast for two every morning I was there. So

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Speaker 1: I ordered breakfast for two people every morning I was in.

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Speaker 1: And so the first day, the guy rolls in and

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Speaker 1: he got a little table and he had a little

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Speaker 1: all set up, you know, with like two table settings

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Speaker 1: and like each dine each like dish was on each side.

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Speaker 1: So by like the third day, it's the same guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, why did it be the same man delivering

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Speaker 1: the food everything? Like don't you get a day off?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 1: And so he comes in and finally he's like, is

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Speaker 1: the missus going to join you this morning?

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, ah, he's out for a run. Oh

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Speaker 3: there is no missus.

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Speaker 1: My ass set on one side of that table and

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Speaker 1: ate and then turned the table around and then just

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Speaker 1: eight different place setting. Everything, that napkin was gone, that

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Speaker 1: silverware was going. We start over like.

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Speaker 3: From scratch, breakfast for two for one.

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Speaker 1: I mean they had I had I get savory and sweet.

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Speaker 1: I had to.

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Speaker 3: I had to.

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Speaker 1: It was free. I mean, it wasn't free. You're always paying,

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Speaker 1: but you know what I mean, just have to.

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Speaker 2: And you guys know I classically. Sometimes we'll eat out

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Speaker 2: of the trash because I'll tell myself no more, and

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Speaker 2: then I'll go in there.

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Speaker 3: I know, I know, I'm I.

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Speaker 1: Almost do that the other day too, with a donut.

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Speaker 1: I threw the donut away, and then about two hours later,

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Speaker 1: I was like, I really wish I could eat that donut.

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Speaker 1: And it's on the top of the trash. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: smushed yet, nothing was on top of it. I looked

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Speaker 1: no truth, I went and looked at it, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, this is my trash. It's my trash. Like

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Speaker 1: it's not even like other people have been over, like

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Speaker 1: I have someone else living with me, or like there's

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Speaker 1: an animal involved. No, I could easily just eat that.

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Speaker 1: It's my filth, but I didn't. Well comes to mind,

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Speaker 1: you guys, Uh, the fattest thing that you've done.

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Speaker 4: I've done the reverse of what Kaylin has done. So

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Speaker 4: I'll go get me like a little ten piece nugget

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Speaker 4: from Wendy's first and then go meet you off a

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Speaker 4: dinner because I don't know about here vibe, so you

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Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. And then I don't want to

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Speaker 4: be like eating my whole meal at the dinner table.

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Speaker 4: I want to act like I want to take some home,

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Speaker 4: and so then I'll do that and we'll help by gee,

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Speaker 4: don't even throw me a time. Yeah, Habachi's a different

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Speaker 4: my whole other person.

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Speaker 3: Well what do you mean you just keep ordering?

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Speaker 4: I will keep eating as they keep putting on her plate. Yes,

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Speaker 4: and then I'll get in the car, pack up what

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Speaker 4: I have left. I'll get in the car and sorry,

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Speaker 4: I'm on the way home. So because it's really oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: that came to get all the way home.

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Speaker 3: That's fat.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 5: When you do hibachi, are you a person that waits

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Speaker 5: for everything to come or you're absolutely not?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I eat it as it comes, really, you know.

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Speaker 5: I try to wait till the end, til like I

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Speaker 5: have whatever the steak and the chicken and the shrimp,

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Speaker 5: and then I start eating. Really Jason's boy, Yeah, Mike

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Speaker 5: has amazing self control. He will sit there, He'll like

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Speaker 5: turn the rice bowl over, so it's yes, yes, like

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Speaker 5: he really want to touch it until everything is on

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Speaker 5: his leg.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm usually a guy that needs to eat like

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Speaker 1: a composed meal and the perfect bite, you know, like

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Speaker 1: a little bit of every and then by the end

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Speaker 1: it needs to all be done at the same time,

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Speaker 1: like very rarely when you see me eat and there's

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Speaker 1: like an entire side just sitting there, like it all

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Speaker 1: sort of gets proportionately finished at the same time that

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Speaker 1: my grandfather did that. But but I don't do that

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Speaker 1: at hibachi because it's hot, so it comes out hot

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Speaker 1: and I'm eating it as the guy makes it because

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Speaker 1: it's the freshest it could be. Oh yes, I see here,

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Speaker 1: super gonna make us feel better. I was so hungry.

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Speaker 3: This is a text.

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Speaker 1: I ate a whole pizza I made in the oven.

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Speaker 1: Was hungry, and then I got a big Mac like

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes, like oh yeah, yeah. I had Hooters for

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Speaker 1: dinner back to back nights. Yeah right. I was hammered

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Speaker 1: from a Bulls game, so I slammed a twenty taco

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Speaker 1: platter from Los Kmales.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah. I went to Cheddars twice in a day.

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Speaker 3: Fattest thing. Cheddars are so good.

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Speaker 1: I've ordered DoorDash three times in one day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I love how sometimes you do the same

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Speaker 2: thing where you're like, honey, the food's here, and I'll

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Speaker 2: see you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because like I'll order sometimes I'll order enough for

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Speaker 1: lunch and dinner or dinner and then lunch the next day,

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Speaker 1: or like I'll order the family meal because it winds

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Speaker 1: up being a little cheaper, I guess. But you get

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Speaker 1: all this food and then I can like portion it

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Speaker 1: out for a whole day on the weekend. But then

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Speaker 1: they up and there's like three bags of food, you know,

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Speaker 1: and I and the guy kind of looks at me

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Speaker 1: and it's just me and like it's kind of a

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Speaker 1: very big apartment and kind of the door dash guy,

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Speaker 1: and I'll be like, hey, thanks man, get.

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Speaker 3: The carriage car.

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Speaker 2: When they give me two sets of silverwhere I'm like,

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Speaker 2: you have to do me like.

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Speaker 3: Three or four.

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Speaker 1: In some cases, I'm like, whoever packed its thought that

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Speaker 1: four people, dude, four people were gonna eat this food?

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Speaker 3: Whoever packed this?

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Speaker 4: Yeh?

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Speaker 3: And it's just for me.

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Speaker 1: I eat a whole tombstone pizza for breakfast last week.

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Speaker 3: I just have to. Sometimes not that long ago.

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Speaker 1: I may or may not have consumed a THHC gummy

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Speaker 1: and then I got so hungry that I and I've

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Speaker 1: already eaten like for the day, that I took an

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Speaker 1: entire bag of Totina's Pizza rolls, just ripped it open,

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Speaker 1: put the whole bag on the thing. And let me

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Speaker 1: tell you something, it was amazing in the process and

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Speaker 1: not amazing for the twenty four hours that followed. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: it is not a wonderful thing to do for your

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Speaker 1: by the good news was everything else that I need,

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Speaker 1: and it was. It all came out, so it was fun. Yeah, yeah, full,

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Speaker 1: yeah exactly. A Totino's pizza roll cleans Who needs epic

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Speaker 1: nothing