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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret, Dirty little secret text in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. If you have a secret, you

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Speaker 1: can tell us anything. And everybody's got a secret, yeah

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Speaker 1: they do. You can tell you whatever you want because

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Speaker 1: nobody will know who you are. We don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is. Everybody's anonymous, so you're free to speak. However,

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Speaker 1: spill that tea as we always. Hey, that's why we

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Speaker 1: always give everybody a fake anonymous nickname when they call

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Speaker 1: in and on the phone. Right now, Well, I don't

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Speaker 1: have anything top of mind, so I'll say a word.

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh will say a word Englishevin. I'll say a word,

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Speaker 1: and that will be the name of the caller on

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Speaker 1: the phone. All right, here we go. Panda moan uh

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Speaker 1: neum Are you guys trying to make a wood? Pandemonium? Pandemonium? Pandemonium?

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Speaker 1: All right, pandemonium is on the phone? Is a pandemonium?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Or? Kokoy Panda for short? I like

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Speaker 1: Panda better, is more, pan is more peaceful? Okay, all right, Panda,

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Speaker 1: So you have a dirty little secret. Actually, Pan express

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Speaker 1: sounds really good right now? Panda express does sound good

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Speaker 1: for lunch? Oh oh, what do you think of Panda Express.

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Speaker 1: Panda Panda Express is as good. Yes, I like them.

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Speaker 1: I like the chicken, of course, chicken chicken, orange chicken. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: whatever they put in that orange chicken. Man, if I

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Speaker 1: could recreate that and sell that on the street, I

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Speaker 1: would be a billionaire. Just call it orange Chicken Palace,

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Speaker 1: because that's all anybody wants. Does have a couple more

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Speaker 1: like the big dishes of orange chicken than like some

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Speaker 1: steam vegetables. I don't know. Yeah, the steam vegetables is

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Speaker 1: always full and everything else is gone all the time.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, enough about Panda Express pandas. What's your what's

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Speaker 1: your little secret? Well, um, I am a babysitter. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's a big yeah. No, but no, no, no, I

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Speaker 1: don't tell people a lot about it because the family,

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Speaker 1: I um, the kids I babysit, they're really cool. But

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Speaker 1: they've got a lot of energy. And the house that

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Speaker 1: I stay, I usually stay overnight because they've got this

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Speaker 1: awesome movie theater. When I know, you wobster for a

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Speaker 1: rich family, well that's the only place to do it.

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Speaker 1: That's the only way to do it, right if you're

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Speaker 1: a babysitter. For if you're a babysitter for a broke family.

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Speaker 1: You're that's just an aunt or an uncle. Family. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're actually family, n exactly. So the kids have a

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Speaker 1: lot of energy. They're vegan kids. So when they're vegan,

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Speaker 1: you know what that means. That means they've got a

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Speaker 1: lot of energy. And I did not know that. No.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was all the sugar that game energy.

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Speaker 1: But I guess vegan, you're probably eating healthy and then

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Speaker 1: you have like normal energy, not like tracked out energy,

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Speaker 1: but still a lot of energy exactly exactly. And so

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Speaker 1: they loved these shakes, and I make these awesome shakes,

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Speaker 1: but I decided to sprinkle them a bit of melatone.

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Speaker 1: It in the shape not your kids. So you drugged

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Speaker 1: the kids. Wait a little bit, so you did the

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Speaker 1: parents don't know, dude, you have to be careful with that, Like,

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Speaker 1: those kids could be allergic to it, or their parents

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Speaker 1: really don't want them on. They could be taking it

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Speaker 1: already and having more. Like I mean, you've got to

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Speaker 1: be super careful with that. Well, it's melatonin, that's healthy,

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Speaker 1: and it's a it's a vegan product, actually, you know.

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Speaker 1: And it does say though on the back of it

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Speaker 1: to consult with your healthcare provider. Did you consult with

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Speaker 1: the child's healthcare provider before giving it to them? No?

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Speaker 1: But I've also taken a lot of health classes, and

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Speaker 1: you're an expert. I'm sort of an expert. Yeah, who

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Speaker 1: needs health professionals when we all are because of WebMD

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Speaker 1: exactly and YouTube and because of YouTube and what I

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Speaker 1: do agree with Alexander, So you need to be careful.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know melatonin is like a naturally occurrent

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Speaker 1: thing in the body, right, so we take more and

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Speaker 1: it just helps you sleep and makes you tired. But

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I'd be nervous about doing that. Well,

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Speaker 1: I would just say this. I invited some friends over.

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Speaker 1: We had a really cool party at the hell like

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Speaker 1: and we watched great movies and music videos and concerts

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Speaker 1: of all these things. And the kids slept through the

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Speaker 1: night so great. And they woke up the next day

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Speaker 1: and guess what, they were refreshed and we went swimming.

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Speaker 1: So vegan, Yeah, they're vegan. Of course they were fine.

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Speaker 1: They were fine. That's my dirty little specret. Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for sharing, and best of luck with everything. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret?