1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:17,320 Speaker 1: Nicky Years Nick. Hello, good Monday to y'all. Uh, it's 2 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:19,319 Speaker 1: a new week of swells here on the Day Nikki 3 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:23,280 Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast. No. Uh, good to see you. I'm so 4 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 1: excited to start a new week too, and I love 5 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 1: four days. You're You're kind of the first person that 6 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:32,239 Speaker 1: I'm seeing outside the house today and I love that. 7 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 1: Oh wow, Um, well, I guess it's still kind of early. 8 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't but aren't I always the first person? 9 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 1: Or No? I guess you have pretty full days before 10 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: we record, usually getting out about Yeah. I picture you 11 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:49,320 Speaker 1: are like um Bell walking down through the town square 12 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,880 Speaker 1: with a book. It's like just going to market. You. 13 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 1: You encounter a lot of different people before podcast, usually 14 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: just animals, just wild animals outside, like lizards. My god, 15 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 1: I love animals so much and I already missed, like 16 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 1: seeing chickens everywhere in the Cayman Islands. I'm in l 17 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:10,120 Speaker 1: A right now, and have I seen an animal. My 18 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,960 Speaker 1: friend brought over her dog the other night, and um, 19 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: and I wasn't in the mood for dogs, So I 20 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,399 Speaker 1: think she thinks I don't like it, and I like 21 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 1: maybe disappointed her in my enthusiasm for the dog. But 22 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 1: I don't know, Like sometimes I gotta be in a 23 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,319 Speaker 1: dog mood to like really want a dog, especially a 24 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 1: puppy that's jumping everywhere and like biting and has human eyes. 25 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 1: Her dog is human eyes, and it's uh, it's beautiful. 26 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,680 Speaker 1: The dog is so expressive, but it has like these 27 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:41,000 Speaker 1: blue human eyes. Andrew says, it looks like a white walker. Um. 28 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 1: And the dog got recognized on the street that not recognized, 29 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 1: but got kind of like scouted by like a dog 30 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: agent the other day on the street. Like so, this 31 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: is a very beautiful dog. But the dog's eyes, I 32 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: feel like it pierces through my soul and um. And 33 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,440 Speaker 1: so I just wasn't having a bond with the dog. 34 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: And I got in late the other day and I just, uh, 35 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 1: I think she's she was a little disappointed. Because people 36 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 1: want you to be as excited about their things that 37 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: they're excited about as you can be. And I try 38 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,919 Speaker 1: to be authentic and not fake enthusiasm if I don't 39 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 1: have it, and not just give people what they want 40 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 1: all the time, not be mean. But like I don't, 41 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 1: you know, and I just wasn't in a dog mood, 42 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: so um, I I but I apologized to her the 43 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 1: next day because I was a real I was a 44 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,920 Speaker 1: real cunt the other night. I got into town on 45 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,080 Speaker 1: Saturday night and I was just in a bad mood. 46 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: I had been doing too much thinking on the airplane 47 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 1: and listening to songs that make me wallow in my pain. 48 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: So I'm like just thinking and like, I love looking 49 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,480 Speaker 1: out the window at the lights over Los Angeles when 50 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 1: I'm flying in and picking the perfect song las Annaga 51 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:46,359 Speaker 1: just smiled by Ryan Adams and thinking about how I'm 52 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 1: just a girl who like is trying like just you know, 53 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,079 Speaker 1: kind of setting the soundtrack for the movie that is 54 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 1: my life of this girl flying into l A. And 55 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 1: then I start feeling that way, and I was just 56 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:59,240 Speaker 1: feeling sorry for myself and being like I want what 57 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:02,239 Speaker 1: I am I not getting what I want from this 58 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 1: person or just I don't know. I was just playing 59 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,040 Speaker 1: a character who was, Uh it's like the Taylor Swift 60 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: song Champaigon Problems. Uh she does she has this lear 61 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: because it's like, uh, you picked the night, you picked 62 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,399 Speaker 1: the night train for a reason so you could sit 63 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 1: there and this hurt. And I love that song because 64 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,360 Speaker 1: it's like I always like taking I love taking nights. 65 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,360 Speaker 1: It was a night flight, and I love to just 66 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 1: sit in my hurt and like just look out the 67 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,640 Speaker 1: window and listen to music. And I was kind of 68 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: doing that, but then it got me into a bad headspace. 69 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 1: And then my friend comes over to be like welcome 70 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: to l A and brings me all these like things 71 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: that like she brought me weed and lotion and uh 72 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 1: perfume and address that I like like of hers and 73 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: then and also her dog. And I was just like 74 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: in a bad mood. So I texted her next day 75 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 1: and I was like, I was a bit last night. 76 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: I'm really sorry, and I didn't mean to take it 77 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: out on you, and now we're good, but I was. 78 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,640 Speaker 1: It was so hard when you're being a bit and 79 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,040 Speaker 1: you know you are, but you just can't muster the 80 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 1: courage to say I'm sorry in the moment, even though 81 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 1: you're caught bitch handed, like someone calls you out like 82 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: I yelled at. I yelled at my friend Carlyle about 83 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 1: telling me a story that I asked her to tell me, 84 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 1: And after she told it to me, I was like, 85 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 1: by the way, it never bore me with that kind 86 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,360 Speaker 1: of ship again, Like I was. It was so rude, 87 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 1: and she was like, you asked me to tell you 88 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: that story. And I was like, oh god, she's right, 89 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,760 Speaker 1: and I can't admit that she's right right now, but 90 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,599 Speaker 1: she is and I will tomorrow morning when I feel 91 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 1: bad about this. But UM, I don't know what my 92 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 1: point was. I saw a dog. I guess that was 93 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 1: my point. And UM know what you said that you 94 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,280 Speaker 1: before we got started on the show, you were telling 95 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:40,040 Speaker 1: me that you got a deep tissue massage. Yeah, yesterday, yesterday, 96 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 1: I got my my birthday present yesterday, which was a 97 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:48,040 Speaker 1: spot from from my fiance, your fiance, and um, so 98 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 1: you got a deep stue massage. We're talking an hour. 99 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,760 Speaker 1: We'd go ninety minutes, but it was a sixty minute massage, 100 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 1: felt like, for the first time, felt way longer than that. 101 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,719 Speaker 1: And I wanted to tell you that it felt so 102 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: good that I started crying. And when I really thought 103 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 1: about it, I have a lot of like, um pain 104 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 1: from my neck and my back and all that, and yes, 105 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:22,359 Speaker 1: and um, I just felt like she acknowledged that pain. 106 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 1: It was the first Masus that actually like acknowledged the 107 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: pain that I was in and didn't just like rub 108 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:32,720 Speaker 1: over it and did she acknowledge it verbally or just 109 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 1: like the right amount of pressure, the like the right touch. 110 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 1: She knew exactly where to go. Oh my god, I'm 111 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 1: like getting emotional thinking about how good that feels when 112 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:46,479 Speaker 1: someone finds the spot and you know that they find 113 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,839 Speaker 1: it because they slow down and they're like they really 114 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,599 Speaker 1: like help you get through it because it's painful. But 115 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 1: it's also like it feels whatever they're doing is just 116 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 1: I mean, it's like orgasmic. It's like, really, the release 117 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 1: that a muscle can feel when you feel like it's 118 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 1: really being seen is better than sex. It's so freaking good. 119 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,479 Speaker 1: And I love that you felt that way, And what 120 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,479 Speaker 1: a good massage. I gotta go to this person, I 121 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,280 Speaker 1: mean as somebody who is that in tune and it 122 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:18,240 Speaker 1: feels did you feel like connected to her afterwards and 123 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:21,120 Speaker 1: like thank you? Like sometimes I feel like we just 124 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,320 Speaker 1: had sex kind of with missus is because you know 125 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,800 Speaker 1: we did almost lunged at her at the end when 126 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:30,080 Speaker 1: I thanked her, and I was like, there's something divine 127 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 1: coming out of your hands. You have no idea where 128 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,719 Speaker 1: you just did to me. Wow, healing like that the 129 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 1: like the some people I love when you get a 130 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,480 Speaker 1: missus that you're like, oh my god, they're not just 131 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:45,000 Speaker 1: going through the motions. They are sensing something and they're 132 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 1: finding it, and how did they know. Like a lot 133 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: of it is just guesswork. I think like, oh, like 134 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 1: a lot of times they think it's a not and 135 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,960 Speaker 1: they're like rubbing out something that's like a you know, 136 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,760 Speaker 1: a connective. It's a it's not even a not. There's 137 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,640 Speaker 1: a lot of times that you people mine knots on 138 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,560 Speaker 1: you and it's like, no, that's just where my muscles 139 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,040 Speaker 1: attached to the my scapula, Like it needs that little 140 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,360 Speaker 1: not there to like attach and you're rubbing it out. 141 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 1: Like so a lot of massage can be really a 142 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 1: bunch of hooey. But um, that sounds amazing. I love that. 143 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:20,320 Speaker 1: I um, I've been. I went for a run two 144 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,680 Speaker 1: days ago and I got shin splints. I like activated 145 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,680 Speaker 1: my shin splints, and I really really loved the feeling 146 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,440 Speaker 1: because they are so sore and I just want them 147 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 1: to be I was watching videos last night. I was 148 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,160 Speaker 1: going to bed of just a thumb going up the 149 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,560 Speaker 1: side of a shin like right where mine hurt, and 150 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:38,840 Speaker 1: I was like, it's almost porn for massage. I watch 151 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 1: massage videos a lot of times for whatever area is 152 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:45,080 Speaker 1: really bothering me. And I stole my mom's massage chair 153 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 1: thing that I gave to her for Christmas that you 154 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 1: put in a chair and you lie back on. It's 155 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,440 Speaker 1: like a shiatsu thing. I took it with me to 156 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,680 Speaker 1: California because I just want to lay on it. And 157 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:58,040 Speaker 1: like just the other night, I almost cried from how 158 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 1: there's this one not on my back that is from 159 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,920 Speaker 1: my dancing with the starge injury. And when I'm feeling 160 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 1: really nervous and anxious, it starts kicking in because it's 161 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 1: very mental. And I just laid on that thing and 162 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:13,680 Speaker 1: fucking beat the ship out of it, probably a masochistic way. 163 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,480 Speaker 1: Like I love the pain. I love it. I got 164 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,840 Speaker 1: a foot massage right before I left the Cayman Islands 165 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:22,440 Speaker 1: and the girl could not believe. She was laughing the 166 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,360 Speaker 1: whole time because she couldn't believe the amount of pressure. 167 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,280 Speaker 1: She was like, if you did this to me, she 168 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,200 Speaker 1: was doing what she was like, I would cry. She 169 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,200 Speaker 1: was like, I don't even understand what you're being able 170 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,160 Speaker 1: to put up with. Like I'm I love pain. It's 171 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 1: a it's a weird thing for me, Like I really 172 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 1: like the feeling of a dull ache. I love when 173 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:44,000 Speaker 1: I'm sore. I Andrew pulled um muscle, he like ripped 174 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:47,320 Speaker 1: a muscle, and I'm kind of jealous because he gets 175 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,280 Speaker 1: he has like a muscle that he could like torture, 176 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,120 Speaker 1: Like I want to so badly like elbow him in 177 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,000 Speaker 1: the and I want to massage it so it I like, 178 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,560 Speaker 1: I wanted to like hurt because I'm jealous that he 179 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,840 Speaker 1: gets to have that like pain that he could just 180 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 1: like kind of touch it and it would be like 181 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,679 Speaker 1: like I like when I have bruises like I like 182 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:06,920 Speaker 1: and it sounds like I'm probably someone who cuts or something. 183 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,760 Speaker 1: It's not that I don't like that. I just like 184 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:13,440 Speaker 1: a dull pain. It's weird. But like my feet, I 185 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:18,040 Speaker 1: just want them to be completely, uh tortured. I wanted 186 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,560 Speaker 1: to feel like I want a massage to feel like 187 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:25,000 Speaker 1: exhausting at the end of it, not relaxing. Did yours 188 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,080 Speaker 1: feel exhausting? Was it painful in that way or it 189 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,800 Speaker 1: was just wasn't painful in that way? I felt just 190 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:34,480 Speaker 1: so validated after like like over a decade of like 191 00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:37,080 Speaker 1: being in pain, and that pain kind of like being 192 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,040 Speaker 1: dismissed when I try to address it, and then this 193 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:42,079 Speaker 1: woman just came and validated that, like fifteen years it 194 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:46,400 Speaker 1: was crazy. Whoa. And that's that's just so much about 195 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,760 Speaker 1: in every level, like validating our pain. All we want 196 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:52,960 Speaker 1: is for people to say, I know you're in pain, 197 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:55,160 Speaker 1: and it's not just you're in your head, like I 198 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:58,560 Speaker 1: see you. I like, over the weekend, my dad was 199 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,640 Speaker 1: my parents are going to agree in a couple of weeks, 200 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 1: and my mom's like, he, can you believe we're going 201 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,720 Speaker 1: to Greece. We're flying to Greece, And I go, yeah, 202 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,319 Speaker 1: I think it's great. You're vaccinated, like the world's opening up. 203 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,199 Speaker 1: This is a trip that you you got offered to 204 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,719 Speaker 1: stay an amazing villa by your sister, Like yes, of course, go. 205 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,439 Speaker 1: I don't think it's weird. She's like, I go, why 206 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:15,760 Speaker 1: would that be weird to go? And my dad goes 207 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,480 Speaker 1: because she's worried about flying because she's constantly and she's 208 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,080 Speaker 1: always in pain. Her backs constantly hurting her, she has 209 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:25,600 Speaker 1: a headache constantly. And I go, Dad, the tone of 210 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,440 Speaker 1: which you're talking about her pain makes it sound like 211 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,880 Speaker 1: she's like, does she try to have this pain, you think, 212 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:33,400 Speaker 1: And he was like, I mean she can't figure out 213 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,840 Speaker 1: what it is. And I go, that sounds really bad. 214 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:39,600 Speaker 1: Can you imagine having a pain that you you want 215 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,600 Speaker 1: to try to get rid of? Because you know, Dad, 216 00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:43,600 Speaker 1: do you think anyone wants to feel pain? I mean 217 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 1: besides me in a foot massage? But Dad, do you 218 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,920 Speaker 1: really think mom wants to feel this pain? He goes no, 219 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 1: and I go, so she's probably trying everything she can 220 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:53,360 Speaker 1: within her willpower of like what she can do. She's 221 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,360 Speaker 1: probably trying everything right And he goes yeah, and I go, 222 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,839 Speaker 1: and she can't get rid of it. That sucks, right, Like, 223 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,040 Speaker 1: and so you'll not so that this thing she doesn't 224 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 1: want she can't get rid of. So why would we 225 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,319 Speaker 1: not talk of her pain with anything other than compassion? 226 00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 1: And like, oh, that must be so hard what you're 227 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,000 Speaker 1: going through. Why would we What is your tone of like, 228 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:16,560 Speaker 1: oh God? It's like, like why why not just acknowledge 229 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:18,480 Speaker 1: that Mom's in pain? I know it's frustrating because you 230 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,240 Speaker 1: want your wife to feel good. And this is all 231 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 1: coming from a place of you're sad that your wife 232 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,880 Speaker 1: is in pain, but you can't express that. Why don't 233 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,840 Speaker 1: just have it be that instead of anger at people. 234 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,000 Speaker 1: Get so mad at people for being sick because they 235 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:34,120 Speaker 1: think they're just do just you could fix it. And 236 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,520 Speaker 1: it's like, don't you think they want to don't you 237 00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:38,720 Speaker 1: think this person don't No one wants to be in pain, 238 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,760 Speaker 1: And some of you could argue, yeah, people like to 239 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,240 Speaker 1: be in pain because they want to be the victim. 240 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:47,080 Speaker 1: And but my mom doesn't want to have migraines constantly 241 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,400 Speaker 1: and have her bones feel like they're breaking. We're trying 242 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,600 Speaker 1: to figure out what the funk is going on, and 243 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,560 Speaker 1: I know it's frustrating, Dad, but don't take out that 244 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:56,000 Speaker 1: frustration about the fact that mom has a medical condition 245 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 1: that is an anomaly and it makes your life a 246 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,319 Speaker 1: little bit more difficult. Don't take that out on her 247 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,440 Speaker 1: like she's trying to bring it on. You. Just gotta 248 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,480 Speaker 1: shake these people. Sometimes it's not because my dad's a 249 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:10,000 Speaker 1: cruel guy. It's because he is frustrated because he wants 250 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,280 Speaker 1: his wife to be mobile and and not in pain. 251 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,440 Speaker 1: And instead of just saying that and being like this sucks, 252 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,960 Speaker 1: I'm sad about this that my wife is in pain, 253 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,520 Speaker 1: he has to be mean to my mom and act 254 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:24,559 Speaker 1: like she's causing it. My mom once got had to 255 00:12:24,559 --> 00:12:26,120 Speaker 1: get a test to see if she had cancer, and 256 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,720 Speaker 1: my mom was scared that she wouldn't have cancer because 257 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:32,640 Speaker 1: the test was so expensive that that, you know, my 258 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,680 Speaker 1: dad would be mad because she didn't even need that test. 259 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:37,800 Speaker 1: It was all in her head like she wanted to 260 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,600 Speaker 1: get you know what I'm saying. And I don't think 261 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,960 Speaker 1: this is crazy. This is a very common thing that 262 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,839 Speaker 1: people don't want to go get tested for things because 263 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,960 Speaker 1: they're scared not only that they might have it, but 264 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,679 Speaker 1: that the worst they might not have it. And then 265 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:50,920 Speaker 1: they spent that eight for nothing, and now they have 266 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,760 Speaker 1: to explain as their husband, and now their husband thinks 267 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,080 Speaker 1: they're crazy, when really they're just trying to figure out 268 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,680 Speaker 1: what's wrong. No one's trying to be sick. So let's 269 00:12:57,679 --> 00:12:59,560 Speaker 1: all have combashion for each other. Let's bring Andrew and 270 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:08,080 Speaker 1: you're right out. Hey, Andrew, Welcome to show. How did 271 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,880 Speaker 1: you sleep last night? Buddy? You mean in this Spanish 272 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 1: villain in nineteen thirties? So much should Audrey Hepburn got 273 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:18,040 Speaker 1: fingered into in the downstairs living room? Yeah, just set 274 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,720 Speaker 1: the scene, you guys. I didn't tell them yet, but 275 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:24,960 Speaker 1: we're I rented a huge Hollywood Hills house like Airbnb. 276 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,920 Speaker 1: This place h for me and Andrew and my assistant 277 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,520 Speaker 1: Jen and Noah, you're gonna be here in a couple 278 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:35,240 Speaker 1: of days. My friend Kirsten's coming out a meal. Joaquin, 279 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,120 Speaker 1: our friend is here. Now I have like I'm just 280 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,880 Speaker 1: having people come on out. Like I just decided to 281 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaker 1: make this l a trip, not like a hotel stay, 282 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,480 Speaker 1: but like let's just bring my friends and stay at 283 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,599 Speaker 1: the house. So we're at this like house that was 284 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:51,520 Speaker 1: built in seven in the hills, lower Hollywood Hills, and 285 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:55,400 Speaker 1: it's how would you describe It's almost like a hacienda 286 00:13:55,520 --> 00:14:00,360 Speaker 1: to compound its literally start a cult here. There's a pool, 287 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:03,720 Speaker 1: there's like an outdoor sitting area. I feel like, yeah, 288 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 1: like where Pablo Escobar probably did coke off a hooker's ass, 289 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,439 Speaker 1: and like that's how I feel. I feel like entourage 290 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,439 Speaker 1: a little bit, like they would rent this house. Like 291 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:17,280 Speaker 1: you're like, you're vinny, I'll give you that, you know, Okay, Yeah, 292 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,600 Speaker 1: I'm viny. I don't think any would have rented this house. 293 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,560 Speaker 1: He would rent a nicer place. I mean, it's like 294 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:25,360 Speaker 1: it's really it's nice, but it's it's expensive. But I 295 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,800 Speaker 1: next time, I'll go even further up. This is a 296 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 1: little bit old. I mean I don't feel rich in 297 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:34,320 Speaker 1: this house. I don't feel like celeb I don't think 298 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,760 Speaker 1: you ever feel rich. Yes, I mean I don't feel 299 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,560 Speaker 1: like like the upper like oh my god, like some 300 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,120 Speaker 1: of the places Amy has rented for us and the 301 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,200 Speaker 1: girls to stay at. When because I get this idea 302 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,280 Speaker 1: from Amy of like, when I'm doing big things, let's 303 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,120 Speaker 1: get a nice place and have all your friends come in. 304 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:52,040 Speaker 1: And you know, I'm but I'm not making up those 305 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,600 Speaker 1: buckshet I will. But this is pretty fu nice. I mean, 306 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:58,160 Speaker 1: it's unbelievable. Like, guys, if you were here, I swear 307 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,960 Speaker 1: to God, you'd be losing your ship. I'm not being ungrateful. 308 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,280 Speaker 1: I'm just saying it smells a little dingy. It smells 309 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,000 Speaker 1: like a Michigan cabin. It smells like summer camp. It's 310 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,120 Speaker 1: very drafty, and I like, I like, you know, I 311 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:12,160 Speaker 1: like that smell like of an open fire. It smells 312 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,280 Speaker 1: like when you're playing a thousand dollars a night for 313 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:18,720 Speaker 1: a house. You don't want it to smell like, uh, 314 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:22,200 Speaker 1: your friend's cabin where you had a traumatic experience. Uh 315 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:27,600 Speaker 1: in seventh grade. I mean your parents cabin and cabin 316 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,240 Speaker 1: and you're trying to change a story really quick so 317 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,720 Speaker 1: no one can trace it. Um No, it just smells like, 318 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,000 Speaker 1: you know, a rental, and I just want to you know, 319 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,680 Speaker 1: I'm I don't know. I just got done staying in 320 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,000 Speaker 1: the Caymans, in that fucking sweet in that hotel. It's 321 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,080 Speaker 1: a little bit of a downgrade, but I spent one 322 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,120 Speaker 1: night in it. The bed is amazing, the sheets are 323 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 1: so nice. They didn't skip on any of like the amenities. 324 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,760 Speaker 1: I'm very happy and I get to hang out with 325 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,440 Speaker 1: you and a meal and Jen until I go to bed, 326 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 1: and I don't it's it's nice to live in a house. 327 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,000 Speaker 1: I like living in a house with my friends. I 328 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,400 Speaker 1: wanted this like a TikTok house. Dude, this is it 329 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:03,120 Speaker 1: is you own trap house? Yeah, I guess this is 330 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,840 Speaker 1: because we're making content. You're out there filming things by 331 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,560 Speaker 1: the waterfall. He had an umbrella and the waterfall and 332 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:13,000 Speaker 1: he was doing what it was that you're doing. Why 333 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,240 Speaker 1: wouldn't you do the friends theme? It's an umbrella in 334 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,360 Speaker 1: a fountain, like duh, and then a meal goes. I've 335 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,600 Speaker 1: never seen friends meal was talking about I go, okay, 336 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,960 Speaker 1: well what you're you're worn he's I go, that's that 337 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,720 Speaker 1: makes sense that you shouldn't have seen friends I've never seen, 338 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,240 Speaker 1: you know, moving on up? What it was that? That? 339 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 1: Moving on up? I'm you know, so it's like generational. 340 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:41,040 Speaker 1: I mean, this house, it's it's so relaxing. It's a 341 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:44,280 Speaker 1: completely different vibe in staying in a hotel. You're you. 342 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,160 Speaker 1: Literally I wake up in the morning, I make a coffee, 343 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,120 Speaker 1: I sit outside. I listened to the squirrels eating nuts. 344 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,040 Speaker 1: I feel very rich. I feel like I'm looking down 345 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:57,200 Speaker 1: on poor people next to you. Squirrels eating nuts. That 346 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,800 Speaker 1: was me. Sorry, I really liked a protein bar that 347 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 1: Nature Valley corinel over. It was difficult. It's just that's 348 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,040 Speaker 1: I don't have an answer for that. I was really 349 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,880 Speaker 1: trying to come up with one. I didn't get there. 350 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:14,080 Speaker 1: I didn't want to get Yeah, dude, it's freaking I mean, 351 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:17,600 Speaker 1: I do like people are like Ella's on fire l 352 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:21,040 Speaker 1: A homelessness and where we are, I mean, yeah, we're privileged. 353 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:23,199 Speaker 1: We could literally look down on it and kind of 354 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,680 Speaker 1: you know. Also, l A doesn't seem like people love 355 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,240 Speaker 1: making places seem shittier than they kind of you haven't 356 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,480 Speaker 1: been outside. Oh yeah, I guess you went out yesterday. 357 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,280 Speaker 1: I just was walking. I just went to Nick Viles podcast. 358 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,480 Speaker 1: It's on Hollywood Boulevard on Vine between Hollywood and Sunset, 359 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,080 Speaker 1: and I was scared. I got my Starbucks at Hollywood 360 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:43,520 Speaker 1: and then I had walked on the Sunset and it 361 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:47,320 Speaker 1: was point to five miles, but it was It was 362 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,360 Speaker 1: crazy how that big of a boulevard is really disturbing. 363 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:54,480 Speaker 1: Now there's a armed cop outside the Starbucks on Hollywood 364 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,240 Speaker 1: and Vine, I mean Hollywood and Vine is like, that's 365 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,760 Speaker 1: for you when you get the wrong well, you know, 366 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:03,000 Speaker 1: it's keime down the house and I've bumped up my security. Yeah, 367 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,720 Speaker 1: oh that they've hired. They knew I was coming because 368 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:12,879 Speaker 1: of my mobile order, and they're like bringing the h 369 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,880 Speaker 1: um Yeah. But I think that l A is kind 370 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,399 Speaker 1: of weird and not great now. I don't know. I 371 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,520 Speaker 1: walked around. I don't really notice it. I think you 372 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,560 Speaker 1: notice it when you like try negative. What about when 373 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 1: I mean, we did you did shows last night, the 374 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,440 Speaker 1: best shows ever, and around outside people were happy we did. 375 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,080 Speaker 1: I did the first shows stand up I've done since 376 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:38,919 Speaker 1: December November, maybe the first stand up I've done. It 377 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,600 Speaker 1: was so fun you were there. It was like in 378 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,439 Speaker 1: the round, it's outside but in between two buildings, so 379 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:47,600 Speaker 1: it's like it feels like it's indoor. People are It 380 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,600 Speaker 1: was a great crowd. Two shows with great comics on 381 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,920 Speaker 1: the lineup. I mean, it was like it was an 382 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,720 Speaker 1: honor to be on these lineups and be like one 383 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,760 Speaker 1: of I don't know, it's just it was. It was 384 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,440 Speaker 1: really cool to be back. I will say that it 385 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,479 Speaker 1: felt normal right away because I've been able to do 386 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,679 Speaker 1: these podcasts, like I just get up there and just 387 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,040 Speaker 1: talk about whatever I want to and have some jokes 388 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,520 Speaker 1: that I can tell, but I can just kind of riff. 389 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:14,240 Speaker 1: Now you seem you seem like you're having fun, more fun. 390 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,680 Speaker 1: I think I've ever seen you on stage. So fun 391 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,919 Speaker 1: to perform in the round because you could constantly like 392 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,560 Speaker 1: move around and like look at everyone. I loved it, 393 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,760 Speaker 1: loved the round. Jessel and Anthony jessel Neck was on 394 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:29,760 Speaker 1: the show. He one direction. He was literally back turned. 395 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,280 Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that. Anthony was so funny. 396 00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:35,280 Speaker 1: I mean, it was great to see other comics and 397 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,479 Speaker 1: um and we hung out with Anthony in between shows, 398 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,720 Speaker 1: and you guys really bonded over the fact that you 399 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:43,040 Speaker 1: both went to Tulane. The crazy thing is, so Andrew 400 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,000 Speaker 1: and Me and a Meal and Anthony are all backstage. 401 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,359 Speaker 1: And Anthony, if you don't know Anthony Jessina, he's like 402 00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:49,600 Speaker 1: a comedian that does these amazing one liners, but he's 403 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,159 Speaker 1: like a kind of a pompous asshole. That's the character 404 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:56,200 Speaker 1: he plays. But offstage he's like really actually cool, fun 405 00:19:56,359 --> 00:20:04,320 Speaker 1: person like sincere uh interested um. And so we're backstage 406 00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:06,280 Speaker 1: and you know, a Meal and Andrew only know him 407 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,600 Speaker 1: from his persona really, and I'm bringing them back there 408 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,160 Speaker 1: to be like let's hang with Anthony, and I don't 409 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,399 Speaker 1: know what if Anthony is in the mood to hang 410 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,400 Speaker 1: out with my friends. But they got We got back 411 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,439 Speaker 1: there within like I would say, like ten minutes in, 412 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,040 Speaker 1: you go, oh, I went to to Lane and you 413 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,719 Speaker 1: went to to Lane and he's like yeah, and you 414 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:22,560 Speaker 1: guys start talking about tu Lane experiences. They had so many, 415 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,920 Speaker 1: like they just had a secret language that me and 416 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,679 Speaker 1: a Meal and this other guy that we're back there. 417 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,879 Speaker 1: We're just like al right, like do you guys keep going? 418 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,920 Speaker 1: They were talking about they all knew us a similar 419 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,879 Speaker 1: lawyer first of all, you and Anthony said, say the similarities. Okay, 420 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:39,640 Speaker 1: one we've he was a year above me. We've both 421 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,200 Speaker 1: been arrested in New Orleans. He got arrested twice. I 422 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,600 Speaker 1: got arrested once. We both used the same lawyer, this 423 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,560 Speaker 1: guy named Freddie King, who everyone at two Lane knows 424 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,800 Speaker 1: if you got arrested. You know Freddie King. Freddie King 425 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,439 Speaker 1: one time got off forty kids at one time. He 426 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,919 Speaker 1: goes to Anthony. He goes, okay, are you pre med 427 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,400 Speaker 1: or pre law? And Anthony goes, I'm a literature major. 428 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:04,639 Speaker 1: He goes, not today, and so Freddie King's dad r 429 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,920 Speaker 1: I p Freddie King because Anthony said he went back 430 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:11,800 Speaker 1: to pay finally his bill and Freddie was dead. Son. Um, 431 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,919 Speaker 1: we both lit our houses on fire. They both burnt 432 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:18,919 Speaker 1: down their respected house like he I think Anthony's was 433 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,520 Speaker 1: a dorm. It was an apartment on the sixth floor. 434 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,320 Speaker 1: He left like weed burning or something. Yeah. Yeah, they 435 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,760 Speaker 1: knocked out a bowl in the waste basket and started 436 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,080 Speaker 1: a fire. And then you start a fire at your 437 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,840 Speaker 1: frat A cat died. Yeah, cat started it. I'm not 438 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,200 Speaker 1: taking respect. You left candles lit. I mean I put 439 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,639 Speaker 1: the torch in his hand the candle. I left a 440 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:44,440 Speaker 1: light like like a construction light on chip and then 441 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,000 Speaker 1: I went to eat and the cat, I assume knocked 442 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,080 Speaker 1: it over. I'm not playing him, but I think that's 443 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,600 Speaker 1: what happened. And then yeah, I had so many papers 444 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,120 Speaker 1: on the ground because my friends ramsacked my room because 445 00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:57,359 Speaker 1: they're good friends. And then and that's what they found. 446 00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,840 Speaker 1: It hit the bottle. Thank god, that burnt up in there, 447 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,920 Speaker 1: and I wrote it. I told him Meal last night 448 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,560 Speaker 1: about this, because we were talking about writing songs and 449 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,640 Speaker 1: poetry and how like comedians get a lot of like, 450 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,880 Speaker 1: oh wow, you guys are so honest, but comedians are 451 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,480 Speaker 1: not vulnerable at all. We maybe say things that are 452 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:18,280 Speaker 1: like honest, but we always having a at the end 453 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,840 Speaker 1: always takes out the sincerity. It's like we're the least sincere. 454 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,199 Speaker 1: But when you write like I'm trying to write a 455 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:27,840 Speaker 1: song and it's just so embarrassing to write poetry or 456 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,280 Speaker 1: anything sincere like it truly, I don't I admire songwriters. 457 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,840 Speaker 1: For a guy to be like a manly guy, to 458 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,919 Speaker 1: be like love her so much, it's like the most 459 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,800 Speaker 1: vulnerable thing I've ever heard to like make a moaning 460 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,040 Speaker 1: sound with your throat. That is like a base is 461 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,040 Speaker 1: your interpretation of a poem you wrote like it's it's 462 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,159 Speaker 1: also vulnerable. So Emil and I were talking about like 463 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,440 Speaker 1: if we were to write poetry or lyrics, we would 464 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,000 Speaker 1: have to like burn them immediately because someone could find them. 465 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,880 Speaker 1: But then I told him that you your roommates found 466 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,439 Speaker 1: she Hits the Bottle, which is the poem. So I 467 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,040 Speaker 1: had Mono and and I lived in the fraternity house 468 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,760 Speaker 1: with Mono, and I was very depressed. My girlfriend really 469 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,760 Speaker 1: wasn't talking to me, so I decided to, you know, 470 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,480 Speaker 1: put the paper to pen, and I ended up putting 471 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,760 Speaker 1: she Hits the bottle. She went full throttle. I was 472 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,560 Speaker 1: about his mom. My mom was an alcoholic or I 473 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,800 Speaker 1: guess still is, but that hasn't drank for twelve years. 474 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,480 Speaker 1: But boy was she after it back then. And I 475 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,080 Speaker 1: wrote a poem about it. My friends found it, and 476 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:30,040 Speaker 1: she goes, it's so sweet. I'm so sorry that you 477 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:34,119 Speaker 1: got Look I deserve to behaves. I should have been 478 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,320 Speaker 1: kicked out of a fraternity for them finding that. But 479 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,000 Speaker 1: I do think, like, if you're a listener, I want 480 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,680 Speaker 1: to hear, like send us your poems that you wrote. 481 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,560 Speaker 1: At any point in your life. We want to hear 482 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,880 Speaker 1: your poems that. Yeah, that'll make us laugh a lot. 483 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,920 Speaker 1: We we loved the things that you has sent in 484 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:57,159 Speaker 1: about saying the word luncheon, luncheon, luncheon. You said that 485 00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:01,520 Speaker 1: someone said that they thought luncheon was spelled like like luncheon. 486 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:08,239 Speaker 1: I'm going luncheon. Yeah. Later, afficient segments. I know that, 487 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,320 Speaker 1: Andrew cannot really compliment that we have a whole segment. 488 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,520 Speaker 1: Just like Obsessed with the voice smails, they see them 489 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,280 Speaker 1: checked off before I get them. I don't even listen 490 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,080 Speaker 1: because I'm too scared people are going to be mean 491 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,960 Speaker 1: on them, and I don't No one is going to 492 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,879 Speaker 1: be mean, but I'm too scared of it. Isn't that 493 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,440 Speaker 1: so silly? Um? But I will hear the ones when 494 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,720 Speaker 1: we do a listener mail later in the week. So 495 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,159 Speaker 1: let's get to it. Um. What's the news today, Andrew? 496 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:38,760 Speaker 1: Oh Man? We got some stories. Oh man, I hope 497 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,840 Speaker 1: you guys had a great weekend, had a lot of 498 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,520 Speaker 1: fun and all the swells. I'm not just saying that. 499 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,919 Speaker 1: I mean it from the bottom of my farts. Okay, 500 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,600 Speaker 1: here we go. First story, a New York City secondary 501 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,360 Speaker 1: school teacher appeared to suck the nipple of an unidentified 502 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,960 Speaker 1: topless man while rocking back and forth while teaching a 503 00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:00,000 Speaker 1: class on zoom. What, yes, she was sucking this guy 504 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:04,160 Speaker 1: his nipple while teaching. Did she think her camera was off? 505 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,560 Speaker 1: She seemed to like apparently she sucked his nipple. She 506 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:10,720 Speaker 1: was eating food and then she like shrugged like his nipple. 507 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,119 Speaker 1: Like it wasn't a big deal. She makes a hundred 508 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,639 Speaker 1: six thousand a year. They're looking into it. They've suspended 509 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:20,080 Speaker 1: or what was a secondary school teacher? What does that mean? 510 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,920 Speaker 1: It's like it's ages six through it's a grade six 511 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,760 Speaker 1: through twelve. Oh, she's walking back and forth me like 512 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,440 Speaker 1: she was on top of you. No, she was like this, 513 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:35,439 Speaker 1: oh oh like she was. She was almost like like 514 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:39,720 Speaker 1: she was blowing his nipple, Like yeah, I mean that 515 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,880 Speaker 1: is why I think she's in some sort of like 516 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:46,159 Speaker 1: slave relationship with her guy. And he liked, I'm serious, 517 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,080 Speaker 1: but they have some weird kink where it's like you 518 00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:50,280 Speaker 1: need to suck my nipple at this time, and like 519 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,000 Speaker 1: and she just thought maybe she could get away with it. 520 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,240 Speaker 1: I mean that's insane. Did she literally say, what's the 521 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,000 Speaker 1: big deal? I'm just sucking. She shrugged her shoulders and 522 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,440 Speaker 1: smiled and then went on with the works. I mean, 523 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,880 Speaker 1: what the hell would be like finally I'm paying attention 524 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:08,080 Speaker 1: to Mrs you know Delaney or whatever. Yes, you know, 525 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,040 Speaker 1: like I honestly would be like state as this woman 526 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,600 Speaker 1: in New York City. Damn, Okay, Well that's just that's 527 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:18,600 Speaker 1: not a good look. And uh god, I'd love to 528 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:22,120 Speaker 1: hear what her explainment. Probably still drunk from the night 529 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,760 Speaker 1: before something, or maybe they were like fucked up. I'm 530 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,240 Speaker 1: thinking she hasn't answered yet. She hasn't. There's something sucked 531 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,679 Speaker 1: up going on. Either she's has some kind of mental 532 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,840 Speaker 1: condition or she thought her thing was her camera was off, 533 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,679 Speaker 1: and then when she realized it wasn't, she was like, 534 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,760 Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't acknowledge how fucking crazy that was. 535 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,119 Speaker 1: I just have to strug and smile and act like 536 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,800 Speaker 1: it was nothing, so maybe they think it was nothing 537 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,640 Speaker 1: defense thank you. Have you guys had any moments where 538 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,159 Speaker 1: you saw someone on zoom doing something where you're like, oh, 539 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:53,480 Speaker 1: they probably think they're camera's off. Yes, yeah, I one 540 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,639 Speaker 1: time realized I was I wasn't on mute when I 541 00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:03,080 Speaker 1: went to the bathroom on a mating and I, uh no, 542 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:08,159 Speaker 1: it was peeing, but I realized that it definitely was 543 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,560 Speaker 1: heard because the person was talking. Then all of a sudden, 544 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,240 Speaker 1: they stopped talking when I pulled down my pants, like 545 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,280 Speaker 1: you could hear the you know, or like something happened, 546 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,600 Speaker 1: and I just left the meeting. I just left. It 547 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,040 Speaker 1: wasn't a thing where I was. People knew I was, 548 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,760 Speaker 1: who I was on it. You know, it was like 549 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,119 Speaker 1: an anonymous type of situation, but it was many people 550 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,720 Speaker 1: on a thing, and you know what, I and the 551 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,679 Speaker 1: people I knew too, you know, like within this these 552 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:36,120 Speaker 1: things that I go to, and I I didn't care. 553 00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,320 Speaker 1: It was such a beautiful moment because I realized, Okay, 554 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,320 Speaker 1: I didn't mean to do that. I'm not a bad 555 00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,119 Speaker 1: person for having to go to the bathroom during an 556 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,960 Speaker 1: hour and a half meeting. I didn't know my microphone 557 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,320 Speaker 1: was on. Everyone who's listening to this, Um, It wasn't 558 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,920 Speaker 1: like I was caught sucking a nipple on camera, which 559 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,720 Speaker 1: is an inappropriate thing to do in front of children. 560 00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,959 Speaker 1: There's no children on this thing. My camera was on 561 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000 Speaker 1: san so my v and even if they did, I 562 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,160 Speaker 1: also didn't mean for that, So like I was able 563 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,720 Speaker 1: to literally let it go before I flushed the toilet, 564 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,320 Speaker 1: which was the next day, because I usually like wait 565 00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:07,760 Speaker 1: to flush the toilet really one time, but why I'm kidding, 566 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,600 Speaker 1: but a lot of times I do because it's just 567 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,280 Speaker 1: like pee and I'm just like, I'll pee on my peel. 568 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,080 Speaker 1: It's the real estate guy getting like talking in the mirror. 569 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:17,440 Speaker 1: But you're a pisto what like how he got caught 570 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,000 Speaker 1: by the like he didn't know, don't spoil the jinks? Yeah, 571 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:25,560 Speaker 1: but yes, we already spoiled it on here. Um I 572 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,720 Speaker 1: killed them all? Yeah purping um No, I definitely, but 573 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,679 Speaker 1: it was it really was like this moment that I 574 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,720 Speaker 1: can't even remember, even though it's mortifying because I was 575 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,120 Speaker 1: able to let it go immediately. Whenever you can embarrass, 576 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,800 Speaker 1: just go did I mean to do that? No? Okay, 577 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,640 Speaker 1: then fucking forgive yourself and just know that maybe people 578 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 1: are going to laugh at you. But who cares. Not 579 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,400 Speaker 1: a bad person because you went pee on a zoom call. 580 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:51,000 Speaker 1: Who cares to say, like, did I do that? Did 581 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:56,880 Speaker 1: I do that? I'll have some cheese, ladies, did I 582 00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:01,400 Speaker 1: do that? Let's bring back did I do that? That's 583 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,240 Speaker 1: actually a good impression. I think I just did a 584 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,280 Speaker 1: good Yeah, it was a very good. Wait, hold on, 585 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:09,080 Speaker 1: I just lost j White for cocaine. Yeah, Julia White 586 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,880 Speaker 1: is what they call it Urkle cocaine. They call it 587 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,600 Speaker 1: Urkle because julil White and cocaine's white, which is why 588 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,200 Speaker 1: I was like, why don't they call it Betty for 589 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,680 Speaker 1: Betty White and it's closer to white? Yeah, you got 590 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,479 Speaker 1: some Betty? Yeah? Or what was Betty White's character in 591 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,120 Speaker 1: Cold We don't know. I remember we had this conversation. 592 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,400 Speaker 1: I go, that would be her name was as good 593 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,440 Speaker 1: as Urkle, We would do that. But yeah, alright, so 594 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:35,280 Speaker 1: next story. Men feel like they've lost a year of connection, 595 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,760 Speaker 1: but aren't rushing to date on the apps or even 596 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,600 Speaker 1: in person. They're not feeling pressured to settle down. Yeah. 597 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,920 Speaker 1: Interesting maybe without Yeah, yeah, I was talking to my friends. 598 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,480 Speaker 1: I remember, like five months after it happened, over the 599 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,640 Speaker 1: last summer, my friends were getting a sense that men 600 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,840 Speaker 1: wanted to like couple up because they're lonely and we 601 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,520 Speaker 1: were still kind of in quarantine. And now that it's 602 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,560 Speaker 1: opening up again, I think men are probably going back 603 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,440 Speaker 1: to like I need a funk a lot, like I 604 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,160 Speaker 1: want to just get out there. I don't. I don't 605 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,120 Speaker 1: want to settle. I don't want to because getting in 606 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,000 Speaker 1: a relationship is like quarantining. You're like, let's like hunker 607 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,520 Speaker 1: down and now that the world doesn't require us to 608 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:12,840 Speaker 1: do that monogamy scene. During the Roaring twenties, they were 609 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,880 Speaker 1: getting chlamydia. I'm so excited about the Roaring twenties, but 610 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,200 Speaker 1: I definitely am looking I'm looking to roar a little bit, 611 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,640 Speaker 1: but I'm looking to to settle down. But I'm so 612 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,600 Speaker 1: excited about the world opening up again and people being 613 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,600 Speaker 1: horny for each other's mouths. So the thing about that article, though, 614 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,239 Speaker 1: is that men were seeing there that they feel like 615 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,680 Speaker 1: they've lost connection with their friends and family. So it's 616 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:38,160 Speaker 1: like friends and family, then relationships. I'm over it. I 617 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,640 Speaker 1: don't want any guy who wants to, like, I'm so 618 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:44,120 Speaker 1: tired of men trying to like be the best brother 619 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:48,200 Speaker 1: or friends to their guy friends. Your forty, your friends 620 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:53,880 Speaker 1: have kids and families. Stop trying to like center your 621 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,360 Speaker 1: life from They don't care about you as much as 622 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,120 Speaker 1: you care about them. You should get your own family. Now. 623 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,760 Speaker 1: It's like it's come But that's different though. If you 624 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,280 Speaker 1: have I really am obsessed with my friends. Obviously, I 625 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,080 Speaker 1: like fly them out here to hang out with me 626 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,120 Speaker 1: when I'm doing this job. Like I'm dependent on friends 627 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:12,680 Speaker 1: and very codependent on friends. But I acknowledge that that's 628 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,840 Speaker 1: not going to be That's not something I can do. 629 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,480 Speaker 1: I'm doing it in lieu of a relationship. I would 630 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,280 Speaker 1: give it all up for a relationship, not all of it. 631 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,920 Speaker 1: I still would room with you, but you would just 632 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,000 Speaker 1: be rooming here with my partner. I would bring it 633 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:28,080 Speaker 1: all together. I wouldn't sacrifice a relationship because my friends 634 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,640 Speaker 1: and my mom so much. Get over yourself. Your mom's 635 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,200 Speaker 1: gonna die someday and you're gonna be alone. Yeah, I do. 636 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,360 Speaker 1: I do think like there's two things. There's one having 637 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:40,600 Speaker 1: friends around. There's another thing of like let's go to uh, 638 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,120 Speaker 1: you know, happy hour with the boys, and then we're 639 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,280 Speaker 1: gonna get funked up and then we're gonna maybe head 640 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,240 Speaker 1: back home on Sunday. Like you don't like your friendships, 641 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:53,360 Speaker 1: don't get in the way of your relationship. They are incorporated. 642 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,920 Speaker 1: I wonder I'm hanging out with this guy when I'm 643 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,080 Speaker 1: here in l A and I'm dying to bring you 644 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,520 Speaker 1: in a meal with me because any guy that I'm 645 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,600 Speaker 1: gonna like is going to have We're all gonna have 646 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,959 Speaker 1: a great time together. And then once I'm in the 647 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,640 Speaker 1: mode of like I want to be alone with this guy, 648 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,480 Speaker 1: I go, hey, Emil Andrew beat it, and then I start. 649 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,120 Speaker 1: Then I can he can put his hand on my 650 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,520 Speaker 1: leg and then we can move forward. But like when 651 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,520 Speaker 1: it kicks off, I want to bring my friends into 652 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,000 Speaker 1: every date, every first date, I want to bring all 653 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,640 Speaker 1: my friends, and I honestly might just be honest about 654 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:25,640 Speaker 1: that with this guy and be like, I mean, I 655 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,160 Speaker 1: I do feel okay meeting this guy because I've texted 656 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,400 Speaker 1: with him enough and I did meet him once before, 657 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,160 Speaker 1: so I might be fine going alone. But in some 658 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,720 Speaker 1: ways I'm like, maybe I'll meet him alone and then 659 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,640 Speaker 1: can my friends join, because I want my friends to 660 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,800 Speaker 1: You went on the one date with me, and remember 661 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,640 Speaker 1: the homeless guy came up and said that he said 662 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,720 Speaker 1: he looked like Matthew McConaughey to my date. And then 663 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,200 Speaker 1: Andrew was just pulled down his massive that the homeless 664 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,600 Speaker 1: guy would tell him he looked like leave shrive. He 665 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,400 Speaker 1: really waited for it, Noah, he was waiting for the 666 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,800 Speaker 1: home of this guy to go and wait about it 667 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,320 Speaker 1: and you and he said he was trying to make 668 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,160 Speaker 1: eye contact desperately and then almost man left and Andrew 669 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,800 Speaker 1: admitted it. He literally held up a sign for him 670 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,800 Speaker 1: to say, and he's like, yeah, no, no, no celebrity here. 671 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,760 Speaker 1: That was like me with my sister when I was young, 672 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,080 Speaker 1: and my people would be like this girl should be 673 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,600 Speaker 1: a bottle, and I just feel like waiting for like 674 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,320 Speaker 1: what they told me, and they would just be like, 675 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:21,800 Speaker 1: and you're there, and you're Matthew McConaughey. Yeah, alright, alright, alright, alright, 676 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,560 Speaker 1: it's a flat circle or something. You know what I 677 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:30,320 Speaker 1: like about them high school girls? You get older, they 678 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:34,560 Speaker 1: just stay the same. Is that it? I don't know, 679 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,560 Speaker 1: I get older the same age. Yeah, yeah, yeah, watch 680 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:43,000 Speaker 1: out for the leather next story. He was so hot 681 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,920 Speaker 1: in that audition. Have you ever seen it? You will lose. 682 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:50,320 Speaker 1: He's insanely attract Wait, I pull it up. I want to. 683 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:56,120 Speaker 1: I'll look at Matthew McConaughey's audition for he looks so 684 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,800 Speaker 1: young and spry, and it's like he's on his in 685 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,080 Speaker 1: his he's so fucking confident and cute and like weird 686 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,840 Speaker 1: and himself. That's the thing. What's more sexy than someone 687 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,440 Speaker 1: who just is themselves and doesn't give a funk what 688 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:13,480 Speaker 1: you think? Like, he embodies that and you gotta be 689 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,359 Speaker 1: hot to know. It's not even I'm just saying, like, 690 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,680 Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that are just themselves and 691 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,719 Speaker 1: weird and quirky where you're like, oh, that person is 692 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:25,400 Speaker 1: just crazy because they're poor. I mean, he is so hot. 693 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,560 Speaker 1: What the fuck? I mean, he looks the same dude. 694 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,680 Speaker 1: Is that in the the guy that grabs his nose 695 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,040 Speaker 1: eighteen times? And the Okay, so he's like pretending to 696 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,160 Speaker 1: drive a car, he's miming it. Oh my god, I 697 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:41,120 Speaker 1: love that. He's a Banger's Ball shirt. What is that 698 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,279 Speaker 1: on TV? Had Banger's Ball It's like it was one 699 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,880 Speaker 1: of the first heavy metal shows on TV. He literally 700 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:52,600 Speaker 1: looks the same as he does now. Oh his hair 701 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,560 Speaker 1: is so cute, that little flip at the end. What 702 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,640 Speaker 1: year is this audition? Oh my god, I mean he 703 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,440 Speaker 1: looks exactly like my first kiss. Honestly, he looks Let 704 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,880 Speaker 1: me show you my first kiss. My friend sent me 705 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,640 Speaker 1: a picture of him today. Actually, I mean, what is 706 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,759 Speaker 1: the best looking man like on earth. I'm not kidding you, 707 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,120 Speaker 1: like looks identical to the guy that was my first 708 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,279 Speaker 1: to like. Some of that was like ad lived. He's 709 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,080 Speaker 1: just known for like two lines and it changed his life. 710 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,160 Speaker 1: Just to you read his book, right, and I read 711 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,040 Speaker 1: his book, I mean listen to it. Yeah, every one 712 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,120 Speaker 1: of those decisions is made by when he comes in 713 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,719 Speaker 1: his pants at night. He has wet dreams and then 714 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,520 Speaker 1: he goes, oh, I should do that, I should take 715 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,319 Speaker 1: that role. Yeah, he has wet dreams and it makes 716 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,440 Speaker 1: him go, oh, that's a good idea for me. If 717 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:38,200 Speaker 1: he comes he realizes like that's the right route in 718 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:42,120 Speaker 1: his sleep. Yeah, you have wet dreams. Still, No, that's 719 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,759 Speaker 1: why I'm still not doing anything. You can't figure out 720 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,760 Speaker 1: what to do. I try to come in my sleep 721 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,480 Speaker 1: like mad. The other day, I woke up in the 722 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,520 Speaker 1: morning and I was so horny coming out of my dream. 723 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,600 Speaker 1: I didn't even wasn't even waking up. It was like lucid. 724 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,960 Speaker 1: It was still dreaming, and I was so horny, and 725 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,200 Speaker 1: I was like all I needed was to do You 726 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,640 Speaker 1: ever like wake up and you're so are staying You're like, 727 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,200 Speaker 1: you know, there's water on your nightstand, but you're like 728 00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:05,359 Speaker 1: too tired to like drink it, so you just like, 729 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:10,200 Speaker 1: are you just stay thirsty instead because you're so tired. 730 00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:11,719 Speaker 1: I did that with my phone and not charge it 731 00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,200 Speaker 1: if I have to. I did that with horny this 732 00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,840 Speaker 1: because the other day I was like, I just wish 733 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,319 Speaker 1: in my dream I convinced myself all my vibrators were 734 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,600 Speaker 1: broken or too far away, and that I was like 735 00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,200 Speaker 1: crying because I couldn't get to them, even though I 736 00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,160 Speaker 1: was like, wait, no, you were in a room with 737 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,640 Speaker 1: so many. That would have been so fun to wake 738 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,840 Speaker 1: up and do that. But that's why you need a boyfriend. 739 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:36,160 Speaker 1: May have too many, like the buffet thing. Oh, I 740 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,960 Speaker 1: could just have used what I could have just grabbed 741 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,880 Speaker 1: one off the fucking I don't even know. I do 742 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,120 Speaker 1: have to charge them all. I just haven't been that 743 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,160 Speaker 1: horning recently. Was exciting to be woken up by it, 744 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,759 Speaker 1: or even to think about it. What were you dreaming of? 745 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,120 Speaker 1: Do you remember? No? No, I don't, I don't remember. 746 00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:54,760 Speaker 1: You're going to be dreaming of Matthew McConaughey. That is crazy, 747 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,759 Speaker 1: how hot he Isn't that? It's very It's true. That 748 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,480 Speaker 1: was that was good. That was a good pull What's 749 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:02,440 Speaker 1: next database for deals over two people involved in posting 750 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,800 Speaker 1: fake reviews for Amazon. So essentially these people are buying 751 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,759 Speaker 1: them and then filling out the five star and then 752 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,400 Speaker 1: return because the return isn't connected with Amazon, so they 753 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,640 Speaker 1: don't know. Yep, this happens all the time in company. 754 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,399 Speaker 1: People they're getting a little bit like that, you know 755 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,279 Speaker 1: what you mean, they're getting like Amazon, Like people are 756 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,240 Speaker 1: like beating the system, like there's like there'll be fine, 757 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,120 Speaker 1: Amazon will be okay. Yeah, Amazon is not getting fucked. 758 00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:29,080 Speaker 1: It's honestly the consumer that's getting fucked. Amazon doesn't give 759 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,279 Speaker 1: a fuck what that people are doing this because it's 760 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,680 Speaker 1: just giving it. I mean, I'm sure they act like 761 00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,840 Speaker 1: they care, but it's probably not affecting their bottom line. Munch. Yeah, 762 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,600 Speaker 1: maybe we will maybe buy one lass thing on Amazon 763 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,640 Speaker 1: because when we read a review, will be like, maybe 764 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,600 Speaker 1: this is fake, So it might affect them, but I don't. 765 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,800 Speaker 1: I think this is only like Amazon. The consumer loses 766 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,719 Speaker 1: out here. So I know that though I never read 767 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:54,440 Speaker 1: like verified review, I don't. That doesn't that means nothing 768 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,560 Speaker 1: to me. Don't trust anything these what somebodies tell you. 769 00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:02,080 Speaker 1: They're all lying or I score until I see like 770 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,239 Speaker 1: like and then I'm like, okay, that seemed a little more. 771 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,080 Speaker 1: I don't even like bad reviews because I know that 772 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,640 Speaker 1: so many of those are just because that person had 773 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:13,240 Speaker 1: an alcoholic father and didn't deal with the worker about something, 774 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,080 Speaker 1: so now they're leaving a bad review on a Yelp 775 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,040 Speaker 1: thing or okay, like a four, two or three that 776 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,359 Speaker 1: when you find the at like the two or three, 777 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:24,200 Speaker 1: that's the review you conry, not either side of the right. 778 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,560 Speaker 1: A one. Yeah, when a restaurants given a one, I'm 779 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,560 Speaker 1: just like, fuck you. Yeah, that's the I hate that. 780 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,040 Speaker 1: I used to have a joke about when guys complain 781 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:36,360 Speaker 1: about Neil Brennan helped me write it. He goes, um, 782 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,440 Speaker 1: when guys complain, Wow, God, what was the fucking joke. 783 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,960 Speaker 1: But it's about those people that go, you know, um, 784 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,000 Speaker 1: when guys complain about a woman's pussy being like gross 785 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,880 Speaker 1: or whatever, that it's like, uh going to uh you 786 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,359 Speaker 1: should be happy you even like got to touch me. 787 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,279 Speaker 1: And it's like a Yelp review of a restaurant and 788 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,320 Speaker 1: it's like, you know, the food was great, the service 789 00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,879 Speaker 1: was amazing, great ambiance, but like the door was kind 790 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,560 Speaker 1: of like weird. And like hard to like get through. 791 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,440 Speaker 1: So once are I'll never eat there again. It should 792 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,919 Speaker 1: be condemned. And like, dude, you want to know something 793 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,319 Speaker 1: weird with my palette. You know your palette changes as 794 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:15,040 Speaker 1: you get older. Yeah, my pussy palette is way more 795 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:20,120 Speaker 1: um advance, not advanced, but you yeah, accepting and like 796 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,680 Speaker 1: you're not as like that's psychological for sure. I just 797 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,120 Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I just think I 798 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,960 Speaker 1: got less. Maybe they don't like onions when they're little 799 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,360 Speaker 1: and then they grow into liking onions. Yeah, yeah, extras, 800 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,319 Speaker 1: that's very exciting for yours. Oh dude, I see a 801 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,759 Speaker 1: beefy puss in like some like, oh so beefy. You're 802 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,759 Speaker 1: not saying taste though, you're just saying the look of it, 803 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,879 Speaker 1: the look of it. I like, like I used to think, like, 804 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,080 Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, because it's the way that 805 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,440 Speaker 1: guys talk about pussy. It's like you think a beefy 806 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,640 Speaker 1: puss means that she's been around a lot. It's so 807 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,839 Speaker 1: fucking stupid. No, I like I still read jokes from 808 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:57,080 Speaker 1: writers that write jokes about someone's pussy beat like a whore, 809 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,840 Speaker 1: like a girl that sleeps around has a beat up pussy. 810 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,880 Speaker 1: It's like, what do you watch porn? Those girls have 811 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,239 Speaker 1: like the tightest pussies and they're getting they're having more 812 00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,400 Speaker 1: sex than anyone. None of this makes sense, you pussy, 813 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,839 Speaker 1: You can't tell if it's been around a lot. It's 814 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,520 Speaker 1: just all what we perceive it as. And now you know, 815 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,959 Speaker 1: I mean, it could be dirty if you're not wearing 816 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,239 Speaker 1: underwear and you're rolling around a mud or something. You 817 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,239 Speaker 1: can be dirty and be a virgin and have a 818 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,080 Speaker 1: really rank ass puss has nothing to do with if 819 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,480 Speaker 1: you get around a lot. It's insane. Yeah, I mean, look, 820 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,440 Speaker 1: so I'm glad. I'm so glad to hear that. I 821 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,680 Speaker 1: think my dick has gotten smaller every time I have sex. 822 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:39,239 Speaker 1: Is that a thing? I mean, it's erosion from like 823 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,680 Speaker 1: these really rough pussy walls. That's so funny for a 824 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,960 Speaker 1: guy to be like, yeah, I had a little dick 825 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,080 Speaker 1: because I fuck so much. Yeah, It's like it's just 826 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:53,279 Speaker 1: like it's scraped off, it's whittled it down, al right, 827 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,200 Speaker 1: So why do you care? Why do I care? Why 828 00:40:55,239 --> 00:41:01,080 Speaker 1: do I care? Things got Harry um Well Luke Bryan 829 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:05,600 Speaker 1: saw hair on Katie Perry's legs during American Idol. She 830 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,160 Speaker 1: just had a baby recently. She doesn't want to shave 831 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,480 Speaker 1: her legs. She doesn't have time for it. But he 832 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,799 Speaker 1: called it out, like, hey man, you gotta do something 833 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,520 Speaker 1: about this leg hair. And she's like, no, I don't. 834 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,359 Speaker 1: I want to cuddle with my kid rather than shave 835 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:21,680 Speaker 1: my legs. Okay, great, that's cool here. Um, I think 836 00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,080 Speaker 1: it's I think he probably was just saying it jokingly, 837 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,440 Speaker 1: like you're like, there's no doubt that a woman's leg 838 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,360 Speaker 1: looks better without hair. It's just like that's why you 839 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,000 Speaker 1: shave your back when you get or or your your 840 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,319 Speaker 1: chest when you get muscular, Like, your legs look more 841 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,480 Speaker 1: defined when it's less hair on them. It's in that 842 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:41,120 Speaker 1: and we're condition as a culture to like women hairless, 843 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,560 Speaker 1: and so yeah, it's gonna look better, And he was 844 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,919 Speaker 1: probably just trying to tease her. She got offended because 845 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,000 Speaker 1: she probably is a little insecure about that. She's maybe 846 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,000 Speaker 1: let herself go because she's taking care of a baby, 847 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,600 Speaker 1: which is a normal thing to happen when you're dealing 848 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,080 Speaker 1: with a job like American Idol and a baby, you 849 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:59,000 Speaker 1: can so she probably lashed back, being like, well, I 850 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,960 Speaker 1: want to be with my kid more than and so 851 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,759 Speaker 1: it became like this issue of like you're telling me 852 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,040 Speaker 1: I'm not a good enough woman, which I'm sure triggers. 853 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,160 Speaker 1: So that's why I care, because I think there's a 854 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,600 Speaker 1: lot of things going on. But I think it was 855 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,080 Speaker 1: an innocent comment, and I think then, Um, I used 856 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,520 Speaker 1: to beat someone who always like, let my hair be 857 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,400 Speaker 1: long on my legs if I wasn't fucking or like 858 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,560 Speaker 1: trying to impress a man or be intimate with a man. 859 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,560 Speaker 1: But now I keep it like that because I just 860 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,560 Speaker 1: feel sexier and I feel like I feel better, my 861 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,480 Speaker 1: legs feel better to me, and I feel and it's 862 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,200 Speaker 1: it's for me and um, but so I think they're 863 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:36,120 Speaker 1: both right. Who cares? So I don't care. Actually, it's Monday. 864 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,840 Speaker 1: So we're doing top one, bottom one, bottom than top, 865 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,759 Speaker 1: coming up of the worst some things. So we'd pick 866 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,040 Speaker 1: a category. Noah picks a category for us, and then 867 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,719 Speaker 1: we go around the horn and we each say, are 868 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,480 Speaker 1: the worst of this category and the best of this 869 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,480 Speaker 1: category for us? So your top one moment, in your 870 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,320 Speaker 1: top in your bottom one. We're gonna start with bottom 871 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,279 Speaker 1: because we always like to end on top. And what's 872 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:04,840 Speaker 1: the category now the category is concert experiences. Concert experiences. 873 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:09,040 Speaker 1: This is such a great category. Bravo um on this 874 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,120 Speaker 1: one because at first I go is this good? And 875 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,520 Speaker 1: then I go, wait, it's really good. Let's start with 876 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,439 Speaker 1: bottom um, No, would you like to kick us off? 877 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:21,960 Speaker 1: What is your bottom one concert experience? Bottom one is 878 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,000 Speaker 1: two thousand and six when an amplifier fell on my 879 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,560 Speaker 1: head at the knitting factory when I went to see 880 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,680 Speaker 1: the band Green Car Nation. It was their first time 881 00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,560 Speaker 1: in America from Norway. I was very excited. I didn't 882 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:36,280 Speaker 1: even get to see them. And then before the show, 883 00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,560 Speaker 1: it was while the band was setting up the tech 884 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,279 Speaker 1: was setting up their sound, and the p A fell 885 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,399 Speaker 1: on me because she was doing like doing work behind 886 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,120 Speaker 1: the stack of amps. So I just ended up in 887 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:50,520 Speaker 1: the emergency room with a wait did they pay for it? 888 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,920 Speaker 1: Did you? Like? Not? The band? So I had a 889 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,880 Speaker 1: lawsuit with the venue. I had a lawsuit with the venue, 890 00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,680 Speaker 1: but it was nothing because I didn't die. Oh so 891 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:04,360 Speaker 1: because you didn't. But did they pay for your medical bills? Um? 892 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:08,000 Speaker 1: They paid for some of them? Yes? Right? Oh my god, 893 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,240 Speaker 1: that sucks so much. Was it did you see it coming? 894 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,120 Speaker 1: And was it completely out of and did it knock 895 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,960 Speaker 1: you out? Look? In the grand scheme of things, I 896 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,640 Speaker 1: considered myself very lucky because the way that the amps 897 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,200 Speaker 1: were positioned, the corner of the p A would have 898 00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:25,719 Speaker 1: fallen and cracked my head open, but instead she had 899 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,200 Speaker 1: pushed it around so the front of it fell on 900 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,440 Speaker 1: me and my head was able to take the impact. 901 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:35,160 Speaker 1: Oh my god, with your head didn't go into it, like, 902 00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:39,000 Speaker 1: it didn't get stuck on their heads? Were you knocked out? Um? 903 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,319 Speaker 1: I did see like stars around, but I was like, oh, 904 00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,080 Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm fine, and my friends like, uh, noah, 905 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,000 Speaker 1: I don't think you're fine, Like I really want to 906 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,120 Speaker 1: see the band though, but I end up like punk 907 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,320 Speaker 1: rock in that, like taking that on the head and 908 00:44:52,360 --> 00:45:01,719 Speaker 1: then for sure did you moh you have you? Have you? 909 00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:05,080 Speaker 1: You've mushed she? Andrew is a guy who crowd surfs. 910 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,960 Speaker 1: I've never crowdsurfed before because I don't want to probably 911 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,160 Speaker 1: enjoy a crowd surfing. Oh yeah, you don't like touch 912 00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:12,960 Speaker 1: unless it's a very emotional touch that releases pain that 913 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,200 Speaker 1: you've been storing for fifteen years. You've missed the intro. 914 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,960 Speaker 1: But and that's where my pain was from, by the way, 915 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,680 Speaker 1: from that from Yeah, dude, you could. Man, I hope 916 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,560 Speaker 1: you got a little bit of money from these guys. 917 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:27,040 Speaker 1: But you know, it's suing a place for an accident. 918 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,239 Speaker 1: That's I feel weird about that because no one that 919 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,320 Speaker 1: girl didn't want to drop it on you was an accident. 920 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,920 Speaker 1: People should be accountable, But it feels bad when you 921 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,320 Speaker 1: like sue someone for a lot more money than maybe 922 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,880 Speaker 1: you or like you just like I was in the 923 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,200 Speaker 1: wrong place at run time. You know what, I'm going 924 00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:43,160 Speaker 1: to take this hit literally, but um, that sounds terrible 925 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,439 Speaker 1: And that's a great bottom one. That was an easy 926 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,440 Speaker 1: one for you to come up with. Jesus, And have 927 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,759 Speaker 1: you heard concussions before? No, that was the only time 928 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,680 Speaker 1: I've had a concussion. And did you take care of 929 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,440 Speaker 1: it the right way? Like did you not go to sleep? 930 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:58,680 Speaker 1: Did you? Um? Actually it was a verified concussion. Were 931 00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:00,840 Speaker 1: you like throwing up? Like what was it? I was okay. 932 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:04,640 Speaker 1: So the doctor from the hospital emergency emergency mind once 933 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,640 Speaker 1: you kind of like dismissed and he's like, you're fine, 934 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,399 Speaker 1: And then I had terrible migraines, I puked, I went 935 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,359 Speaker 1: to sleep, which I shouldn't have. So it was just 936 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:19,000 Speaker 1: a big Noah, you get you know. I actually stopped 937 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,920 Speaker 1: listening to them after that. Then I would to actually 938 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,399 Speaker 1: that you can really associate certain stuff like that with 939 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,560 Speaker 1: and just go I can't do it now. I got 940 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:32,880 Speaker 1: dad while watching Pearl Jam and that's not your bottom story. 941 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,040 Speaker 1: That's crazy, not even close to what was your body? 942 00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,319 Speaker 1: The bottom so hard, I really fucking like I'm having 943 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,120 Speaker 1: really hard I do mine? My bottom was. I was 944 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:44,719 Speaker 1: performing at the Kaboo Festival down in Um, I don't know, 945 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,719 Speaker 1: it's southern California, like two hours south of l A. 946 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,799 Speaker 1: And I was doing this. It was It's a huge 947 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,040 Speaker 1: festival that oddly enough kind of started in the Cayman Islands, 948 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,359 Speaker 1: but they did one in Um, southern California, and I 949 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,000 Speaker 1: got to perform. It was right when I was doing 950 00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,200 Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars. I was really stressed out, was 951 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,440 Speaker 1: practicing all day. I'd drive down there and do this 952 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:06,040 Speaker 1: gig that I had booked long before in this tent, 953 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,480 Speaker 1: and they're not always ideal to do these music festivals. 954 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,359 Speaker 1: Had a great set, such a great time talking about 955 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,080 Speaker 1: dancing with stars on stage, really processing in a good way, 956 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,600 Speaker 1: and then I went back stage. I was supposed to 957 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,160 Speaker 1: be the food Fighters were also headlining that night, and 958 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,239 Speaker 1: I'm lather like my favorite Bandasy Live ever And I 959 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,400 Speaker 1: was in my trailer at this festival that I'm on 960 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,120 Speaker 1: the same bill as the Food Fighters, Like such a 961 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,879 Speaker 1: great day. I had a great set. And I see 962 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,400 Speaker 1: a paparazzi photo from earlier that day of Dancing with 963 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,440 Speaker 1: the Stars, when I had gone to go get coffee 964 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:35,560 Speaker 1: and me and Joe Mobiley from Bachelor Bachelor, We're at 965 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,719 Speaker 1: the same coffee place and they remember I saw paparazzi 966 00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:41,600 Speaker 1: shooting us. And I was with my friend Carlisle and 967 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,359 Speaker 1: at this backstage, and I saw the pictures on Daily Mail. 968 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:45,759 Speaker 1: I was so excited because I looked great in all 969 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,040 Speaker 1: of them. But there's one picture where my neck looked crazy. 970 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:52,240 Speaker 1: It looked too old. It looked like I had Barbara 971 00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,560 Speaker 1: Corkran's neck from Shark Tank, Like I looked like that 972 00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:58,799 Speaker 1: old and like yeah, And I was just like I'm 973 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,120 Speaker 1: gonna have I literally was, And I was so depressed 974 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:06,000 Speaker 1: and sleep deprived and all these things. And I before 975 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,839 Speaker 1: we're supposed to walk over to Food Fighters, I'm in 976 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,759 Speaker 1: my trailer and I'm sobbing because I'm like, I am 977 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,080 Speaker 1: so old and ugly, and I was feeling so bad 978 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,040 Speaker 1: on that show and I was like, I'm gonna and 979 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,560 Speaker 1: carl was like, they can fix that. There are lasers 980 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,319 Speaker 1: that can fix that, and I was just like, that's 981 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,960 Speaker 1: not what I want to hear right now. I all 982 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,440 Speaker 1: I want to hear is that I'm crazy. So I 983 00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,279 Speaker 1: texted on you and on you was like, that's because 984 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,640 Speaker 1: you're so skinny right now, Like your skin does that 985 00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,680 Speaker 1: when you're skinny. This is not you being old, it's 986 00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,040 Speaker 1: you being skinny. Your neck as a I go, I 987 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,560 Speaker 1: look like Iggy Pop. Like it's not a good look. 988 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,920 Speaker 1: And I was crying and I was like, that was 989 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,400 Speaker 1: the time when I was so depressed. I was like 990 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,320 Speaker 1: to Carlos, sometimes I just really think I'm gonna have 991 00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:42,200 Speaker 1: to kill myself someday, and she just goes me too, 992 00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:44,480 Speaker 1: but mine's going to be murder suicide. And I was like, 993 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,200 Speaker 1: you are not a good friend to have around when 994 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,800 Speaker 1: I'm feeling this way. And I didn't go to the 995 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,200 Speaker 1: Food Fighters concert because I was crying so much about 996 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,160 Speaker 1: how ugly I felt, and I didn't go, and it 997 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,360 Speaker 1: was like one of the dumbest things. It's just I 998 00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:00,160 Speaker 1: feel so far removed from that person who would do 999 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,680 Speaker 1: who would cry about something like that now that I'm 1000 00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:04,120 Speaker 1: able to talk about it. But it was a really 1001 00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,279 Speaker 1: low moment and I got to miss out on a 1002 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:10,120 Speaker 1: concert that would have been fucking incredible. Yeah, So that 1003 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,680 Speaker 1: was my bottom. What's your bottom? I mean, I guess 1004 00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:18,000 Speaker 1: seen meat Loaf twice, maybe three times too. I'm having 1005 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,640 Speaker 1: trouble remembering if I've seen meat Loaf two times or 1006 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,840 Speaker 1: three times. When I was younger, when I was like twelve, 1007 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,520 Speaker 1: my dad loved meat Loaf. We know, like two out 1008 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:31,360 Speaker 1: of three. What's the big one that anything? Yeah? Yeah, 1009 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,160 Speaker 1: And so I liked I like that album. It was 1010 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,400 Speaker 1: a fun album. But we saw meat Loaf once and 1011 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,839 Speaker 1: I think it was more like it was just like 1012 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,319 Speaker 1: we went and it just my parents were going through 1013 00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:42,960 Speaker 1: the divorce at the time, and I think my dad 1014 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,759 Speaker 1: was probably trying to like make up for, you know, 1015 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:48,239 Speaker 1: screaming for six years by listening to Bad out of 1016 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,920 Speaker 1: Hell too, And you know, meat Loaf is good, but 1017 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,480 Speaker 1: he's not good enough to uh, to solve that, you know. 1018 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,360 Speaker 1: So it was just kind of like we're watching and 1019 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,719 Speaker 1: we're like, yeah, like meat Loaf, like, but you know, 1020 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:03,200 Speaker 1: I kind of hate you right now, and you know, yes, 1021 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,040 Speaker 1: and I don't remember much, so that's probably why I 1022 00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:09,120 Speaker 1: probably even hated it more because I can't really blocking 1023 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,200 Speaker 1: it out because it was so bad. Yeah yeah, and 1024 00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:15,920 Speaker 1: then an amp fell on me. That'd be funny every story. 1025 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,719 Speaker 1: But yeah, so I think just because I, you know, 1026 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,839 Speaker 1: you go, I didn't go to that many concerts, so 1027 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:25,480 Speaker 1: to have like bottom ones. Another bottom for me is 1028 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,319 Speaker 1: I went to Chris Isaac concert with my parents, and 1029 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,520 Speaker 1: my dad was like new Chris Isaac because his cousin 1030 00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:31,560 Speaker 1: his friends with Chris Isaac and we got to meet 1031 00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:35,319 Speaker 1: him backstage. Now this was in uh Riverport and uh 1032 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,319 Speaker 1: Saint Louis, but I had just become anorexic and I 1033 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,880 Speaker 1: was just like starting to be very very sick looking 1034 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:43,080 Speaker 1: and worrying. Everyone who saw me would love that on 1035 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:44,799 Speaker 1: the beach, oh my god. And so I sat through 1036 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,600 Speaker 1: the whole concert, was starving the whole time, and just 1037 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:47,799 Speaker 1: in a bad mood that we had to meet him 1038 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,279 Speaker 1: backstage and I just looked like I remember, being like 1039 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,239 Speaker 1: a liability and being like and my parents almost being 1040 00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:56,160 Speaker 1: embarrassed to introduce Chris Isaac to their daughter who looked 1041 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,319 Speaker 1: so it was just a sad day. I mean that 1042 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,360 Speaker 1: was definitely the worst. That was worse than even the 1043 00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,279 Speaker 1: other one. Um, but let's get the best. Let's let 1044 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:12,080 Speaker 1: them fer a food fighter. That's good, dude, Oh my god, 1045 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:18,359 Speaker 1: I know it's like good, but like it. Yeah, someone 1046 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:22,520 Speaker 1: should have given me a bowl of Dave gruel. I don't, well, 1047 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:27,600 Speaker 1: that doesn't really fit groul girl. Um, I love food Fighter. 1048 00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:32,560 Speaker 1: That's so fun. I'm gonna startself food Yeah, and why 1049 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,560 Speaker 1: would you? That doesn't even that's not a food that 1050 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,200 Speaker 1: you would serve an interactic girl. Anyways, it just doesn't work. 1051 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,440 Speaker 1: I mean I eat a lot of gruel like that 1052 00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:45,399 Speaker 1: oatmea make looks like roal. Know what is your best 1053 00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:49,040 Speaker 1: concert experience? Okay, best concert experience has to be every 1054 00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,800 Speaker 1: time I see Iron Maiden, which is a very famous 1055 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,800 Speaker 1: metal band. But the best time was in two thousand 1056 00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,000 Speaker 1: and five at oz Fest. I got to photograph them, 1057 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,440 Speaker 1: so I got to be like right up front, and 1058 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,799 Speaker 1: usually that take it is like very very expensive. So 1059 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,480 Speaker 1: I was like in my twenties and I got that 1060 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:10,640 Speaker 1: like like front like stage view, and there was no 1061 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,279 Speaker 1: motions like in the photo pits, and there was no 1062 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,840 Speaker 1: like greasy guy on top of me and I just 1063 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,360 Speaker 1: got to see that show is great? And were you 1064 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,799 Speaker 1: with a friend? No, it was just camera And do 1065 00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,480 Speaker 1: you oh? I love going to shows by myself. And 1066 00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:27,280 Speaker 1: did you um? Did you like? Do you sing along? 1067 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,440 Speaker 1: Du dance? Like what's the vibe? Is it just like 1068 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,880 Speaker 1: jumping up and down? Like just what do you feel 1069 00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:34,480 Speaker 1: when you're at an Iron Maiden show? Yes, I can 1070 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,360 Speaker 1: definitely sing t Iron Maiden because the singer doesn't growl, 1071 00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,920 Speaker 1: he actually sings, So yes, I just like, you know, 1072 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,799 Speaker 1: like sway around and sing. Photographing a band also is 1073 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,919 Speaker 1: really special. You think that, like, I'm not one into 1074 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,920 Speaker 1: photographing like scenery and like views and stuff, But when 1075 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,200 Speaker 1: you have a concert angle and you want to capture 1076 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,680 Speaker 1: that moment, that's it's a special moment. And I'm very 1077 00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:58,600 Speaker 1: grateful to so many tailors with fans who have caught 1078 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,799 Speaker 1: front row footage of her that I watched on my 1079 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:06,239 Speaker 1: Instagram explore page over and over and over again, and 1080 00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,919 Speaker 1: it's it's And I man, I used to photograph Jeff 1081 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,520 Speaker 1: Tweete with a really nice camera. I have some shots 1082 00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:15,200 Speaker 1: of Jeff Tweety that, honestly he should use in like 1083 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,840 Speaker 1: his if there's a book of him someday. Like, really, 1084 00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,520 Speaker 1: I'm a good photographer, you are. I don't mean I 1085 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,200 Speaker 1: do mean to toot my own work. It's like, I'm 1086 00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,319 Speaker 1: a truly great photographer. I have just like an eye 1087 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,080 Speaker 1: for it. I'm a natural. I'm not as good as 1088 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,600 Speaker 1: people that actually do it for a living, but I'm 1089 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,399 Speaker 1: actually better than a lot of them, to be honest 1090 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:33,560 Speaker 1: with you, because I am a natural at street photography 1091 00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,799 Speaker 1: and you know, portrait stuff, but I just don't know 1092 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,839 Speaker 1: all the technical stuff. Anyway, I love. I can't wait 1093 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,319 Speaker 1: to go to a Taylor Sist concerts so I can 1094 00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,040 Speaker 1: take pictures of her from the angle that I'm at, 1095 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,480 Speaker 1: and like, remember what it was like, as shitty as 1096 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,920 Speaker 1: it is was when people record at concerts. I appreciate 1097 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:54,279 Speaker 1: it because I watched that Row and Iron concert. Oh, 1098 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,239 Speaker 1: just the idea that you couldn't get out or you're 1099 00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:58,359 Speaker 1: gonna get pushed against. My mom was at the Who 1100 00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,800 Speaker 1: concert where all those people were trampled in the seventies, 1101 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,240 Speaker 1: the one that's like famous. First of all, that doesn't 1102 00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,680 Speaker 1: happen that often, the odds of that happening. There's tons 1103 00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:10,920 Speaker 1: of metal shows people, but My mom was at that 1104 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,520 Speaker 1: Who concert where I think seven people got trampled to 1105 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,719 Speaker 1: death in the seventies. It's a famous I mean, it's 1106 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,839 Speaker 1: the number one story. And she was at that one, 1107 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:22,319 Speaker 1: and um, she almost died, you guys. And that to 1108 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,640 Speaker 1: me was my best concert. I'm just kidding. I almost 1109 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:28,080 Speaker 1: didn't exist, which is what I leads us back to 1110 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:31,640 Speaker 1: what I said in the trailer behind the Food Fighter show. No, um, 1111 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,759 Speaker 1: what is your best one? Andrew? My best one? I 1112 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:38,480 Speaker 1: have two best ones? Your top concert experience, I would say, 1113 00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:40,920 Speaker 1: there's just I'll just say one real quick. Tom Patty 1114 00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:44,399 Speaker 1: saw him a month before he died with my brothers. Unbelievable. 1115 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,799 Speaker 1: I've seen him three times. But there a moment from 1116 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,480 Speaker 1: it that you remember and like, well, I was going 1117 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,160 Speaker 1: to go, like just give that, okay, yes, but your 1118 00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:54,480 Speaker 1: best in the moment my best one. I showed up 1119 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:59,600 Speaker 1: to um cash Money Millionaires, which is juvenile and like 1120 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,880 Speaker 1: all the and little Wayne was part of it. And 1121 00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,160 Speaker 1: it was when they were blowing up with back that 1122 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:09,000 Speaker 1: ass up and and me and three of my whitest 1123 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,600 Speaker 1: friends went to the concert in New Orleans. We didn't 1124 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:17,360 Speaker 1: have tickets. We show up. They're like Yo, forty dollars, 1125 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,360 Speaker 1: we got you second row and we're like forty for 1126 00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:24,400 Speaker 1: second row. Oh. D m X was was opening for them, 1127 00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:27,879 Speaker 1: R I P and Eve. Remember Eve? Yeah, she had 1128 00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:32,879 Speaker 1: the palmarks and she would cut it all off. Now 1129 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,759 Speaker 1: she looked like Eve and she'd be dealing with some 1130 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:39,960 Speaker 1: issues that you can't believe. Single white Kane Yeah, yeah, yeah, 1131 00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:43,319 Speaker 1: and uh, I just think about her because she had 1132 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:47,080 Speaker 1: that blonde hair almost like like buzz like Cisco almost. 1133 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,759 Speaker 1: So we go and the guy goes second row and 1134 00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,680 Speaker 1: we keep walking and we're just walking and it's it's 1135 00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:55,000 Speaker 1: a pack stadium, like there's no reason why we should 1136 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,719 Speaker 1: have got second row, Like that's why it was like. So, so, 1137 00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,360 Speaker 1: next thing, you know, they sit us there and we're like, 1138 00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:02,759 Speaker 1: why do fun are we second row? So this guy 1139 00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:08,200 Speaker 1: comes out first. Eve comes out and her dancers is out. 1140 00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:11,520 Speaker 1: The whole time she's dancing. So that was fucking awesome 1141 00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:15,760 Speaker 1: to just see it. Think I would think, so, yeah, 1142 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:20,840 Speaker 1: she just would dance in her Yeah. So then DMX 1143 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:25,239 Speaker 1: comes out in a jail cell, floating jail cell, and 1144 00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:28,120 Speaker 1: next thing you know, the base starts really hitting and 1145 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,959 Speaker 1: we're right next to the speaker. So the reason why 1146 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,200 Speaker 1: we got these seats is because no one wants him 1147 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,040 Speaker 1: at a rap concert because your whole body explode, Like 1148 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,480 Speaker 1: you really feel like you definitely got damn ear damage 1149 00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,239 Speaker 1: that night. Well they give you ear getting ear plugs. 1150 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:45,759 Speaker 1: So DMX comes out in a floating jail cell. I 1151 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,680 Speaker 1: can't even look at him in the eyes. He's so 1152 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:51,120 Speaker 1: his presence was like I really can't explain it. He 1153 00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:53,799 Speaker 1: was just like a fucking bat, like, oh my god, 1154 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,360 Speaker 1: like stage, you couldn't even look at him because he 1155 00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:02,000 Speaker 1: was so intimidate. I was so intimidated, That's what. I 1156 00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:06,120 Speaker 1: don't even understand that. So then so then you think, like, okay, 1157 00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,759 Speaker 1: this is fucking the greatest concert because like whatever, we 1158 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,319 Speaker 1: figured out the base whatever. Now cash money millionaires come 1159 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:16,400 Speaker 1: out in a floating helicopter over the it's indoors in 1160 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:20,040 Speaker 1: a crowd, and they're throwing thousands of dollars in the 1161 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:23,200 Speaker 1: stands just that all ones and I got four ones 1162 00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:29,400 Speaker 1: and I bought. But so fucking cash Money gets up 1163 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,560 Speaker 1: there and dude, they go all right next on the Oh. 1164 00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:34,240 Speaker 1: The great thing too, is like they have like a 1165 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,640 Speaker 1: hype man any points, like look at these white motherfucker's 1166 00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,320 Speaker 1: in the front room and we're like, oh great, like 1167 00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:42,880 Speaker 1: where it's like don't so so then so then cash 1168 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,919 Speaker 1: Money fucking comes up and they're like, all right, next song, 1169 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,720 Speaker 1: back that ass up. If you think you go back 1170 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:51,400 Speaker 1: that motherfucking ass up, we want you update. So next thing, 1171 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,000 Speaker 1: I know, I get it. I get a tap on 1172 00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:57,200 Speaker 1: my shoulder and the girl wants to get closer to state. 1173 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,920 Speaker 1: So she's grinding on my dick like the most like 1174 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,640 Speaker 1: hood rat girl you've ever seen in your life, Like 1175 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,880 Speaker 1: like and this is great. Next thing, you know, she 1176 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,840 Speaker 1: gets on stage and she after grinding all my dick, 1177 00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:10,840 Speaker 1: she gets on stage. She wins the back that ass 1178 00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,680 Speaker 1: upcon I picked up four dollars, I go to a 1179 00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:17,240 Speaker 1: bar and it was unbelievable. I mean, that is wild 1180 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,959 Speaker 1: and so fun and like I love the part about 1181 00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:23,240 Speaker 1: the d MX being so like just enigmatic and and 1182 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:27,919 Speaker 1: and confident. You know how he got signed quick. I'll 1183 00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:31,240 Speaker 1: go through mind really rapid fire. So he so I 1184 00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:33,400 Speaker 1: forget the Jewish guy from like Deaf Jam or whatever 1185 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,800 Speaker 1: was going to listen to other rappers, right, and people 1186 00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,160 Speaker 1: have heard of d MX, like there was like talks 1187 00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,800 Speaker 1: about him in the Bronx of Brooklyn or whatever wherever 1188 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:44,200 Speaker 1: he's from. He had his mouth wired shut because he 1189 00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:47,200 Speaker 1: broke his jaw a few days before that. Kanye again 1190 00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:51,240 Speaker 1: walks in people like spread for him and he starts rapping, 1191 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:55,840 Speaker 1: and could hear his jaw break, like the metal breaking. 1192 00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:58,200 Speaker 1: That's how hard he was rapping and he just broke 1193 00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:01,360 Speaker 1: his rebroke his jaw. It's like when Forced Gump runs, Yeah, 1194 00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:05,040 Speaker 1: the braces are but no, no, no, no way. He's 1195 00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,680 Speaker 1: a kid and he's being bullied and his braces on 1196 00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:12,600 Speaker 1: his legs and they fall apart when that happened, don't remember, 1197 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:18,400 Speaker 1: Like it's like all the infrastructure that's holding this thing 1198 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,840 Speaker 1: is breaking down. And you could hear like the pain 1199 00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,760 Speaker 1: that he must be going through. Like it was it 1200 00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,960 Speaker 1: was enough. It was worth putting up with two emote 1201 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,080 Speaker 1: what he wanted to do in his like his rap. 1202 00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:32,040 Speaker 1: That's so fucking cool. I love that story. My best 1203 00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:35,520 Speaker 1: concert stories are really like, uh, I gotta I just 1204 00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:38,440 Speaker 1: I have like top five. But honestly, the best moment 1205 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,240 Speaker 1: um was I went to go see you two with 1206 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:46,120 Speaker 1: one of my good friends, Sean O'Brien, and he I 1207 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,800 Speaker 1: had a chance from Serious when I was working for them, 1208 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,439 Speaker 1: to go to this like to go see you two 1209 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:56,680 Speaker 1: um live at the Apollo Theater in Harlem, a private 1210 00:59:56,720 --> 01:00:00,880 Speaker 1: show for just six serious employees. And it was like 1211 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,120 Speaker 1: very like it wasn't packed, and I got to go, 1212 01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,200 Speaker 1: and I got to I I Sean O'Brien is the 1213 01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,080 Speaker 1: number one YouTube fan I know, and I got to 1214 01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,200 Speaker 1: ask him if he lets go this private event. It 1215 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:11,880 Speaker 1: was just such a great gift to give to a 1216 01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:13,640 Speaker 1: friend who you know, is like that'd be like if 1217 01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:14,760 Speaker 1: someone said, do you want to go to a Taylor 1218 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,600 Speaker 1: Swift private event? Which I have been to before and 1219 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:18,480 Speaker 1: that's also on my list. So I go, I get, 1220 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:22,120 Speaker 1: I get Sean. Sean flies and he can't fucking believe it. 1221 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,080 Speaker 1: He still talks about to the day of like I don't. 1222 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,880 Speaker 1: I still can't get over it because he was the 1223 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,360 Speaker 1: biggest fan. So we go to the show and I'm 1224 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,920 Speaker 1: just loving that seeing my friends so happy. But I 1225 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,200 Speaker 1: will say the and I loved it because I knew 1226 01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,600 Speaker 1: so many more YouTube songs than I knew great performance. 1227 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:38,280 Speaker 1: We were on the floor at the Apollo the YouTube 1228 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,880 Speaker 1: you know, ten feet from me and um, but he 1229 01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,480 Speaker 1: played the song uh stuck in a moment and you 1230 01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:47,440 Speaker 1: can't get out of it, but he prefaced it. Anthony 1231 01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,880 Speaker 1: Bourdaine had just commits suicide I think a week prior, 1232 01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:52,680 Speaker 1: and I was fucking torn up by his suicide. I 1233 01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,320 Speaker 1: remember where I was. I sobbed. I don't sob when 1234 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,840 Speaker 1: like friends die sometimes. Like it was really weird how 1235 01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:01,960 Speaker 1: much it impacted me, and I I didn't like processed it. 1236 01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:03,560 Speaker 1: My mom and sister had been in town, and I 1237 01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:05,760 Speaker 1: like went to his restaurant, like put flowers and like 1238 01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:09,400 Speaker 1: left a note. But I just wasn't like like actually 1239 01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,480 Speaker 1: like feeling it. And um, because I was also dealing 1240 01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:14,240 Speaker 1: with a lot of suicidal ideations at the time, like 1241 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:17,440 Speaker 1: struggling or I had in recent memory. And and then 1242 01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,080 Speaker 1: Bono said this next song, Um, you know, we just 1243 01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:23,760 Speaker 1: lost Anthony Bordain. We lose so many amazing people just suicide. 1244 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:27,120 Speaker 1: Who just um he was like, I lost my best 1245 01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:30,160 Speaker 1: friend of the band I think It's in Excess was 1246 01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,280 Speaker 1: the lead singer of the band that was one of 1247 01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:35,560 Speaker 1: Bonnah's best friends. And he said that he like he 1248 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,360 Speaker 1: wrote this song about his friend. He was just mad 1249 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,960 Speaker 1: that his friend to commit suicide and he was just 1250 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,040 Speaker 1: wrote the song about like what his friend was going 1251 01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:44,360 Speaker 1: through and that this was dedicated to Anthony, and like 1252 01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:47,960 Speaker 1: he just made a statement about like these people like 1253 01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:51,240 Speaker 1: if you just just get just wait for the moment 1254 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,480 Speaker 1: to pass. And then when I was going through depression 1255 01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:55,240 Speaker 1: and then the song played and it was beautiful, I 1256 01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:57,320 Speaker 1: was like crying and my friend Sean is there and 1257 01:01:57,320 --> 01:02:00,280 Speaker 1: I'm like having this fucking existential moment. Lest thing to 1258 01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:02,320 Speaker 1: the song, having heard the song really for the first time, 1259 01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:04,000 Speaker 1: even though I've known that song forever. I mean they 1260 01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:06,280 Speaker 1: put it on my iPhone against my will into that way. 1261 01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:09,160 Speaker 1: Now that was a different album, but like I've always 1262 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,120 Speaker 1: known that song and now it's one of my favorite 1263 01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,800 Speaker 1: songs of all time. And when I was going through 1264 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,520 Speaker 1: really bad depression this past summer, I played it all 1265 01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:18,480 Speaker 1: the time, and it really that his death was not 1266 01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:20,960 Speaker 1: in vain because it got me out of my suicidal 1267 01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:23,880 Speaker 1: ideation sometimes to be like this is just a moment, 1268 01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:28,080 Speaker 1: this too shall pass. Stuck in a moment and you 1269 01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:32,320 Speaker 1: can't get out of it. You say that later will 1270 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:35,000 Speaker 1: be there. Now you're stuck, and the whole thing. And 1271 01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,280 Speaker 1: this brings us back around to what I was saying 1272 01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:39,040 Speaker 1: in the meeting. That's why I fucking love this podcast. 1273 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:44,840 Speaker 1: Final thought that song. I love that song because it 1274 01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:48,200 Speaker 1: is not mad at his friend. It's not I don't 1275 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,880 Speaker 1: understand why you did this. Woe is me as your friend. 1276 01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:55,200 Speaker 1: It is compassion. It's just like fully understanding what that 1277 01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:57,840 Speaker 1: person is going through. It's not invalidating it. It's saying 1278 01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,480 Speaker 1: that you are in this, but it will pass. It's 1279 01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:02,640 Speaker 1: not saying get over it. Don't be said, look at 1280 01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:05,680 Speaker 1: your life is perfect. It's acknowledging you are in pain. 1281 01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:10,360 Speaker 1: I acknowledge your pain. Noah, as your massage therapist, acknowledge 1282 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:13,600 Speaker 1: your pain. Let's all do better to acknowledge each other's pain, 1283 01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:16,439 Speaker 1: because just because you want it may bee process pain 1284 01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,360 Speaker 1: the same way that someone else is going through. Like 1285 01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:22,439 Speaker 1: I used to get mad at Andrew before shows because 1286 01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:24,600 Speaker 1: he would be like, have nervous energy, and I don't 1287 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,160 Speaker 1: like to be nervous, and I don't. I'm not nervous, 1288 01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,240 Speaker 1: So why are you nervous? It's not a big deal, 1289 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:30,960 Speaker 1: and I'm the big name on the show. I should 1290 01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:32,479 Speaker 1: be the one nervous. What are you nervous about? They're 1291 01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:35,000 Speaker 1: not even there to see you. I wanted to invalidate 1292 01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:39,320 Speaker 1: his his nervousness and his feeling because it made me 1293 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,880 Speaker 1: feel like I'm not nervous, I'm not treating this with 1294 01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:44,160 Speaker 1: enough respect. So really I was just mad at myself 1295 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:47,440 Speaker 1: for not caring because to me, nervousness is caring and 1296 01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:50,280 Speaker 1: I'm insecure about not caring enough or being lazy or something. 1297 01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:52,040 Speaker 1: So I used to always do that to you and 1298 01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:53,760 Speaker 1: make you feel bad about it. I'm not saying I 1299 01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,520 Speaker 1: won't ever not do that to you, because sometimes your 1300 01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:57,720 Speaker 1: nervous energy is shipping in my bathroom that I don't 1301 01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:03,240 Speaker 1: want to smell your poop or farting on Mike. But um, yeah, 1302 01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,200 Speaker 1: it's just it's nicer if we all just go. When 1303 01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,240 Speaker 1: you were biting your hands, I just go, don't bite, 1304 01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:09,720 Speaker 1: you know, instead of being like we do we're nervous 1305 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,640 Speaker 1: about But I still do that to you. It's hard 1306 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:15,200 Speaker 1: not to, and it's all about just being compassionate of others. Yeah. No, 1307 01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:18,200 Speaker 1: I think you said it all there. But that was 1308 01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,040 Speaker 1: the best moment. Can I just say a couple more moments? 1309 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:23,360 Speaker 1: So just rattle him off? Taylor Swift Okay, well, I 1310 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,400 Speaker 1: haven't had my best Taylor Swift moment yet. It's almost 1311 01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:27,880 Speaker 1: like the way I feel about love like my greatest 1312 01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:31,000 Speaker 1: love is waiting for me. My greatest moment as yet 1313 01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,360 Speaker 1: to comment for a concert moment, it is TVD, it 1314 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,520 Speaker 1: is Taylor Swift is the first time she goes back 1315 01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:38,680 Speaker 1: on stage. Is maybe a private concert of sorts. But 1316 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,280 Speaker 1: I don't think I'll be able to really emotionally handle 1317 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,360 Speaker 1: seeing Taylor Swifts live with how I haven't seen her 1318 01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:49,120 Speaker 1: live since a rooftop show in two thousand uh in 1319 01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:52,120 Speaker 1: New York, and so my, that is six years ago. 1320 01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:57,280 Speaker 1: I am so I will cry, I will cry, I 1321 01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:59,760 Speaker 1: will be very emotional. But seeing her on the Red 1322 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:02,360 Speaker 1: Tour it was an emotional experience. I really I already 1323 01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:04,040 Speaker 1: had loved her, but not the way I do now, 1324 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:05,760 Speaker 1: And then seeing her live on that rooftop was really 1325 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:08,000 Speaker 1: cool because we made eye contact beforehand. She goes, it's 1326 01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:10,680 Speaker 1: I go, it's cold, and she was like yeah, And 1327 01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:12,600 Speaker 1: that was fun to have a moment with her because 1328 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,800 Speaker 1: she like it was a very private event. It was 1329 01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:17,160 Speaker 1: you could see me in it. It's she sings Welcome 1330 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,520 Speaker 1: to New York on a rooftop in New York for 1331 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:24,160 Speaker 1: two debut in New York. The fucking Empire State Building 1332 01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,520 Speaker 1: is like lit up, like Taylor Swift color colors. It's 1333 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:30,080 Speaker 1: a beautiful performance, and um, that was really fun. And 1334 01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:32,200 Speaker 1: then the other one is when I went to Nelly 1335 01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:35,080 Speaker 1: Fortado with my mom and my best girlfriends in two 1336 01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:37,560 Speaker 1: thousand and two, and we were obsessed with her album 1337 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:40,480 Speaker 1: that had I'm Like a Bird, but the whole album 1338 01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:44,360 Speaker 1: is fucking amazing and bright and fun and girly, and 1339 01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,000 Speaker 1: we memorized it all and we went to go see 1340 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,320 Speaker 1: her Misssippi Nights is small venue, and my mom came 1341 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:49,840 Speaker 1: with us, and my mom was like one of the 1342 01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,920 Speaker 1: girls at night, and like, I just remember my mom 1343 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:54,200 Speaker 1: being like that was the most fun I've ever had 1344 01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:55,440 Speaker 1: in a show, and I was like, this is what 1345 01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,640 Speaker 1: I do, Mom. I get obsessed with the band and 1346 01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:59,800 Speaker 1: then I go wait in line to go see John Mayer, 1347 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:03,919 Speaker 1: Howie Day Counting Crows, and then I will go Dave 1348 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,360 Speaker 1: Matthews and then I'm front fucking row and then I 1349 01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:09,280 Speaker 1: sing and dance the entire time and have and maybe 1350 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:11,840 Speaker 1: make eye contact with them, maybe steal John Mayer's water 1351 01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,760 Speaker 1: bottle and chug it with my friends because we all 1352 01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:15,960 Speaker 1: we then we convince ourselves we're drinking his backwash, so 1353 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,080 Speaker 1: we might have maybe kissed him. We steal how he 1354 01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:22,640 Speaker 1: did Day's sweat rag. We fucking I. I touched Adam 1355 01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:24,880 Speaker 1: Dirt's dreadlocks, which you're not supposed to do. You're not 1356 01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:29,040 Speaker 1: supposed to touch people's hair, but definitely not uh dreadlocks. Well, 1357 01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:32,760 Speaker 1: he's white, so you can touch black women's hair or 1358 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:36,120 Speaker 1: black men's hair. I think that's the thing that you 1359 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,480 Speaker 1: try to do to respect people, but just hair in general. 1360 01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,800 Speaker 1: But I did touch his dreadlocks because I was so 1361 01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:42,880 Speaker 1: close to him at this venue and that was the 1362 01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,040 Speaker 1: best show ever. But he was mad at me for 1363 01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:47,000 Speaker 1: touching his dreadlocks. I could tell he was not happy 1364 01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:50,439 Speaker 1: with it. Did you get no? I just like I 1365 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,400 Speaker 1: I like to say that I like put my hands 1366 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,640 Speaker 1: to them like a wind chime, like you would like 1367 01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:56,360 Speaker 1: they just kind of like ding dinging. And I remember 1368 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,800 Speaker 1: him looking at me like too far, like I'm giving 1369 01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:00,760 Speaker 1: you my hand, don't touch my air. And that's when 1370 01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:04,880 Speaker 1: I learned, like, yeah, these people. That was a total 1371 01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:07,440 Speaker 1: I was seventeen. I was just like a girl that 1372 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:10,160 Speaker 1: was like seriously in love with Adam Turrets and just 1373 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,680 Speaker 1: wanted to like have his d n A. I gotta go. 1374 01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:17,400 Speaker 1: I just still remember crying at Dave Matthews. My friends said, 1375 01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:20,400 Speaker 1: are you crying? I got my grandpa died. But really 1376 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:23,320 Speaker 1: it was just about Dave. What song was it? Lover Laydown? 1377 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:28,120 Speaker 1: It was obviously freaking back you up because you ever 1378 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:31,920 Speaker 1: played that a lot? It was it was probably crash. Yeah, 1379 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,440 Speaker 1: it's a beautiful song. It's a sweet song. It's a 1380 01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:38,560 Speaker 1: sweet song. That's what he says about some song on 1381 01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,440 Speaker 1: Live at Luther College. Thank you guys so much for listening. 1382 01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:45,080 Speaker 1: Follow us on Instagram, d m us, leave us voicemails. 1383 01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:47,200 Speaker 1: You can find that link in our bio and then 1384 01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:49,680 Speaker 1: get tickets to come see me on tour. And Andrew 1385 01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:51,840 Speaker 1: he will be at every day, Besties. This is a 1386 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:54,960 Speaker 1: show made for besties. Nicky Glazer going on tour nick 1387 01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:57,400 Speaker 1: glazer dot com, slash Tour and uh, thank you so 1388 01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,200 Speaker 1: much as always for listening, and this whole week will 1389 01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:01,760 Speaker 1: be here with you with me, Noah and Andrew. So 1390 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:10,880 Speaker 1: I can't wait all Live from l A k H.