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Speaker 1: We'll talk about your parasites. Why he is running? Hello? Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Brian. Brian. Yeah, hey Brian,

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Speaker 1: this is Dr Jacob. How you doing today? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm doing I'm doing good. Okay, listen, you

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Speaker 1: What what kind of procedure is? Well, actually, I don't

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Speaker 1: And w what what area you found the parasite? Then?

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Speaker 1: Like I said, can I get can I? Can I

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Speaker 1: So we want to get you in and get it

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Speaker 1: They were trying to be like I gotta move a testicle.

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Speaker 1: You actually have it, Brian, I gotta extracted from you.

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Speaker 1: out of way? What else? Brian? You just got pranked.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by nephew Tommy from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harley Warning Show. Your wife Anika got me the plank phone.

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Speaker 1: Call you happy? Man? Are you stipid? Me? Worry about follows?

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Speaker 1: gotta say this. I'm excited. Robin Givings. Uh, we just

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Speaker 1: and on. Mama's boy. Y'all gotta go to y'all gotta

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Speaker 1: Could you tell Robin give as? I said hey, and

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Speaker 1: I need a tiger, not a shot a little mouse.

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