1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy, this COVID nine 2 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:10,800 Speaker 1: on your host Kevin Policy that Kevin Bogo. Oh well, 3 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 1: thank you and made this character you're referring to as 4 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 1: God bless your mess as well. But I digress. Let's 5 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,640 Speaker 1: meet our alchemist shower you know particular order. Say hello 6 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:23,040 Speaker 1: to James E. Johnny Jim knowing how you feel about 7 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:26,079 Speaker 1: hash browns as we do. What is your second favorite 8 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: way to prepare potatoes? Second favorite way to prepare potatoes? 9 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:33,879 Speaker 1: Stop repeating the question mashed potatoes. And I like to 10 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:37,320 Speaker 1: boil them with the garlic clothes so that when I 11 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: mashed them, the garlic gets mashed into the potatoes as well. 12 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 1: And then the secret ingredient is ranch dressing. On a 13 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,879 Speaker 1: little bit, only one person said you and then eventually 14 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: throw up sounds, but each of your faces when he 15 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 1: said that on the zoom priceless. Okay, Hey say hey 16 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: to Carol D. Cotter. Uh, why did I write load 17 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 1: in the toad? That's a nickname that makes no sense. 18 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,319 Speaker 1: I like you. Do you have a fave potato prep? 19 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,399 Speaker 1: Do you have a faved potato prep? Do I have 20 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:20,679 Speaker 1: a fave potato prep? Um? It probably wouldn't. It doesn't 21 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: include ranch dressing, I'll tell you that much. But I do, Oh, 22 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,120 Speaker 1: I do, like, you know, just cooking them in the 23 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 1: oven like hot. Yeah, like a baked potato, put it 24 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: on a rack, putting whatever I please inside of it 25 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 1: when it's cooked. English jacket potatoes? English jacket? What's that? 26 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,959 Speaker 1: I don't really know? And every time I forget when 27 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: I want to make it, I have to look it up. 28 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 1: So I think you cook it twice, but I don't 29 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 1: really know. But it's really good. You guys should look 30 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 1: it up. After twice baked potatoes. I think you're making 31 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 1: all this up. This insane. Everyone on Earth doesn't know 32 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: how to cook, and it's sucking insane when they do. Kidding, 33 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,520 Speaker 1: I don't know how to cook. I'm an amazing Are 34 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:14,359 Speaker 1: you kidding? Frank? I'm so good at cooking. Look Out, 35 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:18,240 Speaker 1: it's Attorney Champ cal Stratton, Dr Stratt. If Joey were 36 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: your life coach, who shall be your post death coach? Oh? God, 37 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado. That's right, but that suggests he's dead as well. 38 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: Hey there's Chriss Alvarado? Obs for days? How long can 39 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:44,119 Speaker 1: you hold your breath above water? Wait for it, Col 40 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:49,240 Speaker 1: Stratton and last, but lunch is on you if you 41 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 1: think of least, it's Joey Greer jay Cock. What's your 42 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:58,959 Speaker 1: dream car? And why? Oh ship nineteen sixty nine Lincoln Continental. 43 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 1: I want, I wanted uh hardtop rome. Sure, I need 44 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:10,800 Speaker 1: Whitewall tires, Hunter spoken rims. I need three beam or suicide. 45 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's that's standard on the Lincoln gun Metal. 46 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,359 Speaker 1: I mean it's a boat, dude, that car is mean 47 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 1: you have to get a berth at the marina as well, Yes, exactly, Yeah, alright, 48 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 1: let's do a damn show. Almost all of our scenes 49 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,959 Speaker 1: today gather from your listener emails if you'd like to 50 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: submit yours, man, I love them. Please right a little behind. 51 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 1: By the way, you all have been writing in emails 52 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: and it's greatly appreciated and I am doing catchup. Please 53 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 1: right to the podcast at your name here at Alcove 54 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 1: you this dot com. That's your name here at Alcove 55 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 1: to this do uh see. Number one comes from the 56 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 1: patroon v I P. Named Jason, who wrote simply hello, 57 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 1: period Antarctica. Period That is all good? All? Yeah? So, 58 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 1: I mean, of course everywhere is available, but if I 59 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: could just point your attention over here. We got a 60 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 1: fantastic cruise. It's gonna take you all the way to 61 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 1: the center of an Arctica. And don't worry. Don't worry. Question, Yeah, 62 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 1: go for you. Where is Antarctica? You will find out 63 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:15,120 Speaker 1: on your trip. No, want to spoil it too much, 64 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,960 Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm just sening. You don't know. Oh, yeah, 65 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,359 Speaker 1: I do. I do, of course I do. You know 66 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,840 Speaker 1: a travel agen and I, first off, I know how 67 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:26,479 Speaker 1: to travel? And question, yes, what sort of sales bonus 68 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,600 Speaker 1: do you get per head? Oh? Come on you, I 69 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 1: don't get a sales botus. You know, it's just the 70 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 1: opportunity to take in as an individual like you on 71 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 1: a trip of a life time. That's the bonus I'm 72 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:38,800 Speaker 1: looking for. But it's thirty so you'll be taking us? Well, yeah, 73 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: I will be thinking. Yeah, are we gonna be paid? 74 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:47,160 Speaker 1: M question? Question? Alright, say question? If you have a 75 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,920 Speaker 1: question and say statement and you have a statement, I'm 76 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 1: not going to know the difference. Okay, yeah, question. Are 77 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,279 Speaker 1: we're gonna get paid for our time listening to your speech? 78 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 1: Either way? Even if we don't sign up for the 79 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 1: trip to Antarctica? Yeah, exactly, This is kind of like 80 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 1: a little time shared thing where I bring you up 81 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,480 Speaker 1: into my agency and I'll tell you about my trips, 82 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 1: and if you stay for the four hours, you do 83 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,719 Speaker 1: get a donut and you do actually get a little money. 84 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:11,279 Speaker 1: That's true, but I would recommend statement, statement, statement. I 85 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 1: want to go to there because they have penguins. That's good. 86 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:28,039 Speaker 1: We gotta go. Question question question, Uh, Mercy, I know 87 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:31,280 Speaker 1: we've only been dating for three months. In these last 88 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,839 Speaker 1: three months, I don't even know if i'd say we're dating. 89 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 1: We're not exactly even like official. We're just kind of 90 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 1: seeing each other but continue. But in these three months, 91 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 1: I feel like you've seen me more than I've seen myself. 92 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,680 Speaker 1: I don't know, so so far that's been a statement. 93 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:53,240 Speaker 1: Here comes to question, will you go on this Antarctica 94 00:05:53,279 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 1: trip with me? Oh? God, um god, question. I have 95 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:05,000 Speaker 1: a question for the main guy. Um, what would you say? 96 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,839 Speaker 1: It's like the singles two couples ratio usually that goes 97 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 1: on these cruises. Usually usually yes, thank you, I will, 98 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,320 Speaker 1: I'll go on the trip with you, but we're still 99 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 1: not exclusive. I would like a separate room, and I 100 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:23,320 Speaker 1: do want you to pay for everything. Separate rooms were 101 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,760 Speaker 1: all got to sleep in the same same area. So 102 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 1: just hammocks. So okay, that actually is great. Hey, question 103 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 1: pet black skin but white for and they'll be there too. 104 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 1: Look at that and look at that. Yeah, we got 105 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 1: one right now and that's great. Yeah, right in the back, 106 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,359 Speaker 1: and I got it caged up all right. So I 107 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,159 Speaker 1: wanted to guy, just give you a lit little taste. 108 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:57,440 Speaker 1: What's what's on the horizon? That is just the sound 109 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 1: of a polar bear. It's audio tape of it. Yeah, 110 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:02,960 Speaker 1: it doesn't really make that much noise as it, so 111 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,720 Speaker 1: I had to find that. Yeah, go for a question. 112 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,400 Speaker 1: Is your tongue swollen or do you have something in 113 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 1: your mouth that's making it hard for you to Yeah? Yeah, 114 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,520 Speaker 1: does anyone want all? But maybe I should, I should offered, 115 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:32,200 Speaker 1: but that's just kind of my no, I'm allergic. Yes, 116 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,680 Speaker 1: I didn't know that. You don't ask me anything about myself. 117 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,960 Speaker 1: You only tell me about you. And how this is 118 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 1: so self reflective for you because I'm seeing me through 119 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 1: your eyes. I know. Well, um, Tony, I'm looking over 120 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:49,240 Speaker 1: the bank statements here and I don't know if it's 121 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:53,800 Speaker 1: smart to take out fifteen thou dollars for a trip 122 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 1: to Antarctica. Sorry, don't you don't let me get this straight. 123 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,960 Speaker 1: You don't know if it's smart? Well, I mean I 124 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:06,160 Speaker 1: I don't. I mean obviously, how's that? Is that? That 125 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:12,960 Speaker 1: that's smart? That did smart? Yeah? Yeah, that's what smart is. 126 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:17,080 Speaker 1: What do you mean he hits you? You just hit me. 127 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,880 Speaker 1: I don't know what the fund is going on. Hey, 128 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,080 Speaker 1: look at me, Look at me, Look at me, Look 129 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 1: at me. Look. I'm not only your boss, I'm also 130 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:27,720 Speaker 1: I'm also your friend. Okay, okay, friends, and I think 131 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:31,960 Speaker 1: your friends friends help each other. You know what I mean? 132 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:37,960 Speaker 1: Jee this forty five? Yeah? Good eye. Oh he's gonna 133 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,760 Speaker 1: come with a gun? Is that what you're telling me? 134 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:45,080 Speaker 1: Cry baby? Cry for me? Cry for me again? Okay, 135 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,960 Speaker 1: what do you mean you told him my plan? Don't 136 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,360 Speaker 1: tell him? I haven't Where were you we were supposed 137 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:53,120 Speaker 1: to go together. Where were you? I got hungry? I 138 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:57,200 Speaker 1: needed a snack? So when did you leave? Well? Why 139 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:01,960 Speaker 1: did you understand how you made me walking? I'm your friend, 140 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:07,959 Speaker 1: I'm your friend. I'm not just your boss. I'm your friend. Okay, 141 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 1: I'm sorry we can't refund one of your tickets because 142 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:18,080 Speaker 1: your husband was murdered. The cruise is full. You gotta 143 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:21,320 Speaker 1: find somebody else to go with you. Okay, okay, okay, 144 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:24,240 Speaker 1: are you sure? I just can't get that fifteen grand, 145 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,880 Speaker 1: thirteen grand, ten grand, just getting in cash right now? 146 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:32,520 Speaker 1: That ticket? Uh, I've done the math, and give me some. 147 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,760 Speaker 1: Just give me some. I can't do that. It's it's 148 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,520 Speaker 1: not with you. It's it's with the travel company. And 149 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,400 Speaker 1: yes it is, it's in your Just open the drawer. 150 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:44,839 Speaker 1: Just give me. Come on the drawer, any of the 151 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:48,560 Speaker 1: drawers behind you. I see like a hundred drawers. These 152 00:09:48,559 --> 00:09:52,160 Speaker 1: are pamphlets for our other cruises. If you'd like something, 153 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:56,120 Speaker 1: I don't. There's no till here. Look and the BoatUS 154 00:09:56,360 --> 00:10:01,559 Speaker 1: is about to ship off, so you should get on board. Yeah, 155 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,640 Speaker 1: maybe it's better if I leave the country. Yes, yes, 156 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:10,800 Speaker 1: that's good. Okay, I'm gonna Welcome to cruise time. Welcome 157 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:17,040 Speaker 1: all to cruise time. Have a bleast, have some fun. 158 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:23,319 Speaker 1: It's cruise time. So everyone just sit down, watch this 159 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 1: instruction of videos. Does everything ready to cruise? About at 160 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,079 Speaker 1: You said that we were going to have a lot. 161 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:36,640 Speaker 1: That a question or statement. I've got a statement. When 162 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,840 Speaker 1: we were in your little meeting, you said there was 163 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,960 Speaker 1: gonna be a live exercise person. You're putting on VHS 164 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:45,200 Speaker 1: tapes of somebody. Oh my god, it's the same guy 165 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 1: that travel agent works on the cruise ship. So why 166 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,840 Speaker 1: were you saying? I don't want to watch a video. 167 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,880 Speaker 1: I want a real person every time. It's fun time. 168 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:01,119 Speaker 1: Fun time is also safety time. In case of an emergency, 169 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:04,160 Speaker 1: find the magician. The magician will know how to get 170 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,800 Speaker 1: you off the boat in any emergency. Here and here, 171 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:19,760 Speaker 1: have fun and hey, plea, it's good, all right, all right, No, 172 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:26,360 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I have a question. Question, question, question? Are 173 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:31,640 Speaker 1: you talking like question? Huh? Are you talking about that? 174 00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 1: Because there's a cock in your mouth? No? Okay, I 175 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,440 Speaker 1: can't be more clear. Is I have an inflamed tongue? 176 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:44,959 Speaker 1: I'm allergic dolmant tongue looks exactly like a man anyone's cock. Well, 177 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go downstairs to make sure the boilers were 178 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:51,800 Speaker 1: Marcy turned off. We're Dad, Marcy. I think we get 179 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,240 Speaker 1: to pick whatever hammock we want to sleep in. So 180 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:55,920 Speaker 1: I think I'll take this one. Do you want to 181 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,959 Speaker 1: take the one? Sorry I should have said this already. 182 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,320 Speaker 1: I already picked my um hammock it's on the other 183 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:05,120 Speaker 1: side of the um galley next to that um really 184 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:14,559 Speaker 1: muscular young man. He's Dutch. Okay, problem with that? I 185 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:20,360 Speaker 1: thought we all did. You thought we all had a 186 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:26,080 Speaker 1: problem with dutch Men. Yeah, have you ever been answered him? Yes, 187 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 1: and I loved it. Wait a second, what you have 188 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,800 Speaker 1: never I once asked you if you'd ever been abroad 189 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:36,760 Speaker 1: and you spent your I know, I know, but you 190 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,080 Speaker 1: never asked me the question back. And if you did 191 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,480 Speaker 1: ask me the question back, you to find out that 192 00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:45,200 Speaker 1: I went to Amsterdam and I got the best dick 193 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,199 Speaker 1: I ever got in my whole life. So yeah, I 194 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:53,319 Speaker 1: like dutch Man is to treas our us might not 195 00:12:54,400 --> 00:13:00,560 Speaker 1: us to never get down college this map. Excuse me, sorry, 196 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:05,080 Speaker 1: I just wanted hello. I sorry, I just wanted coming 197 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 1: to my Cottas I am talking to myself, I come 198 00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:11,439 Speaker 1: the front at this agentleman la there to day and 199 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,360 Speaker 1: I have to build up a zip to do that. 200 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,200 Speaker 1: I was just wondering if you knew where I could 201 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:23,199 Speaker 1: find any like coffee on the boat or coffee well, 202 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:28,760 Speaker 1: uh maybe the meddicine comminit, Uh you think? Excuse me, 203 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,599 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, And I was looking for snacks too, can you. 204 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,000 Speaker 1: I am thinking of what do you come to me 205 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:39,160 Speaker 1: looking for a little by That accent is so wild 206 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:44,439 Speaker 1: and authentic. Yeah, it's just the pretzels, chips, maybe some nuts. 207 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:49,280 Speaker 1: What this is Spirit airlines? You had a trouted to 208 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,720 Speaker 1: eat that that should be a nerve. I appreciate the protest, 209 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,920 Speaker 1: but if you do know where they are, you could 210 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:59,240 Speaker 1: just say and then check the medicine. I think we 211 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,600 Speaker 1: all know they're not in the medicine cabinet. That's why 212 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:06,600 Speaker 1: it's using the word medicine. Hey, hey, little boy, Yeah, 213 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:13,520 Speaker 1: it's me. I'm a talking polar bear. Hi. It's your name, 214 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:21,160 Speaker 1: Gustav Okay, unusual name for a polar bear. Yeah, I 215 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,560 Speaker 1: thought so too. It was my dad. He was into things. 216 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,280 Speaker 1: I don't know. Listen, you're the only one that can 217 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:32,040 Speaker 1: hear me. I'm the only one. Yeah, believe I believe 218 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:37,640 Speaker 1: in antarctica. No, no, no, it's because yeah, maybe it's 219 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:42,080 Speaker 1: that I don't know the science. I'll just go with it. 220 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,320 Speaker 1: There you go, there you go. First of all, do 221 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:48,240 Speaker 1: me a favor. You see that bucket of fish over there? Yep? Sure? 222 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,400 Speaker 1: Do I have an eye in it all? Trip? Why 223 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,800 Speaker 1: don't you Once you toss one of those in my mouth, 224 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:58,160 Speaker 1: and while you're at it, undo this lee sh huh ah. 225 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:04,600 Speaker 1: I'm a good pollar a bear. Well, I'm gullable. Hey, hey, 226 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:10,040 Speaker 1: do you hear do you hear me? Shut up? Shut No, 227 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:14,360 Speaker 1: I'm the fish. Don't keeve me to that guy up. 228 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:19,680 Speaker 1: Oh man, I don't know what to do here, little 229 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:25,880 Speaker 1: ball on the bucket. Oh no, yeah, So, well, it 230 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:31,240 Speaker 1: looks like this child is struck a fevel something fierce. Well, 231 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,480 Speaker 1: whatever it is, he caught it on this ship. So 232 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,880 Speaker 1: I think that you guys need to help me handle him. 233 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,920 Speaker 1: He is sick. You toss him over all, I'm not 234 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,520 Speaker 1: going to do that. Well, I don't know what to do. 235 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,800 Speaker 1: It's a possibility that he'll get everybody else on this 236 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:49,880 Speaker 1: cruise ship six. So I think we need to quarantine him. 237 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:55,120 Speaker 1: That's gonna be done. But should we do well? Uh, 238 00:15:55,480 --> 00:16:01,160 Speaker 1: it's he says, A cage ors the medicine competa. Um, Well, 239 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:06,240 Speaker 1: is the polar bearcage safe? I mean no, he said, 240 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,200 Speaker 1: I say wild animals. That is giving loose pieces of 241 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:16,520 Speaker 1: fish randomly throughout the week. Likely, who did your child surviving? 242 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:21,560 Speaker 1: Is that kind of encounter and enclosed space? I don't 243 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,440 Speaker 1: want him to die, like to be able to enjoy 244 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:31,160 Speaker 1: this cruise. Is a single dad, mercy. Hey, Hi, holy shit, 245 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:36,600 Speaker 1: did you get bitten on your neck? Yes? They're hickeys. Yes, 246 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,720 Speaker 1: Oh well, I was just dancing in the corner by myself. 247 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 1: I wanted that maybe you want to come dance for 248 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:48,600 Speaker 1: a while. I told you the same thing. I'll tell 249 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,120 Speaker 1: you the same thing I told you before, is I'll 250 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,880 Speaker 1: come dance with you if there's music playing. But so 251 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,680 Speaker 1: far you've just been dancing to silence, and honestly, you 252 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,240 Speaker 1: look like a fucking idiot. I don't want to join you, 253 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:01,360 Speaker 1: but I was thinking. I always thinking maybe if we dance, 254 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,400 Speaker 1: then the music will come. Has that worked anytime you've 255 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,960 Speaker 1: done it? I'll trip. Then I'm not going to do 256 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,480 Speaker 1: it with you. I'm gonna go back into this medicine cabinet. 257 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:16,120 Speaker 1: So you said you're a single dad. Where's your son? Uh? Well, 258 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,080 Speaker 1: he's uh, he's gotten a little sick, but probably just 259 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,720 Speaker 1: because if you on the boat wobbling back and forth 260 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:25,480 Speaker 1: in the water, right, yeah, exactly. So we've put in quarantine, 261 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:31,280 Speaker 1: but I'm I'm sure that I'm safe here. Wow do 262 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:35,600 Speaker 1: you want Well, there's any single Mom, I don't have 263 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:41,159 Speaker 1: any dance. Oh well that's okay. Oh do you mind 264 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:49,280 Speaker 1: if I put my hands on your hips? That scene one? 265 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:54,280 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think there's a bigger laugh coming. 266 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:02,840 Speaker 1: Scene too. Comes from from j P, who wrote Hello, 267 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:09,760 Speaker 1: is that? Does that represent seven ohs? Do you think? Hello? Alchemists? 268 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:13,080 Speaker 1: You guys, especially Joey, have made my days of doing 269 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:18,560 Speaker 1: mundane housework oddly enjoyable. Oddly I'm not sure how to 270 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,520 Speaker 1: take that. Here's my scene suggestion. The c i A 271 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:27,439 Speaker 1: tries to orchestrate a coup in a strategically irrelevant country 272 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:32,560 Speaker 1: like Malta or Greenland. Dumb James Bond mixed with the 273 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:38,280 Speaker 1: Bay of pigs. You're the geniuses. Laughs. Thanks j P 274 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:46,680 Speaker 1: from Denver director, here's the file you've requested. Yeah, no, 275 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,280 Speaker 1: thanks for the if. I I appreciate that, But I 276 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:54,879 Speaker 1: got a question for you. Listen carefully. The seagull flies 277 00:18:55,040 --> 00:19:00,760 Speaker 1: beneath me. Is that a statement or a question? Well, 278 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:04,280 Speaker 1: if you knew, we'd be done and onto the next phase, 279 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,359 Speaker 1: but clearly you' don't. I've picked the wrong bloke. Sorry, 280 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 1: good luck with your troubles. And we never spoke. Yeah, yes, 281 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:20,720 Speaker 1: I know we didn't write. Good Hi director, Yeah, English 282 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:26,480 Speaker 1: jacket potato. How's it going? May? Good to see you. 283 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,840 Speaker 1: Good to see you as well? Do you have an 284 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,440 Speaker 1: alright trip? Here? I did. Listen, I'm gonna cut to 285 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:35,280 Speaker 1: the chase. I'm retired, please do I was, I'm retired. 286 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:40,560 Speaker 1: I'm done, right, But it's motionable. It's not gonna happen. 287 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,520 Speaker 1: Six I'm not gonna. It's not gonna. It's just not gonna. 288 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:53,440 Speaker 1: Million pounds, right, which is like seven point eight million dollars. Well, 289 00:19:54,119 --> 00:19:58,720 Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Please. The seagull flies 290 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:05,719 Speaker 1: beneath me. All right, eleven million? It is all right? 291 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,680 Speaker 1: So what are we? What are we doing? Going into 292 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,399 Speaker 1: some irrelevant country, something that we no one cares about? 293 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,240 Speaker 1: What do we what's what's the ish? Yeah, we're gonna. 294 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:19,240 Speaker 1: We're gonna go into America and to get everyone to 295 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:24,760 Speaker 1: wear masks. I'm out. I'm out. Thank you so much, 296 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,879 Speaker 1: thank you so much. Well, of course I'm looking for 297 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,240 Speaker 1: a job, okay, but it's hard right now, all right, 298 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:36,600 Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Okay, I didn't look it was it was. 299 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,920 Speaker 1: It was a pure critical thing that I got fired, okay, 300 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:42,840 Speaker 1: And my skills don't translate into corporate America. Okay, wet 301 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,800 Speaker 1: work isn't a box I could check off when I 302 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:49,080 Speaker 1: go up to the costco. Okay, what work? Wet work? 303 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,000 Speaker 1: Do not listen to me when I come home and 304 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,200 Speaker 1: tell you what I do. For godsakes, I'm an assassinator, Okay, 305 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,960 Speaker 1: I'm a mechanic. I go in there and I do things. 306 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,800 Speaker 1: God damnit, honey. I only know about this from the movie, 307 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,520 Speaker 1: but it's assassin. Assassin is a word I've heard before. 308 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,080 Speaker 1: Assassinator I've never heard. So. First, well, that's what we 309 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,040 Speaker 1: call ourselves, all right. I'm an operator, I'm an assassinator. 310 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,800 Speaker 1: It's hard for me to believe you because you haven't 311 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:15,960 Speaker 1: brought a check home in years. You're gone all the time. 312 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:23,760 Speaker 1: Get down, all right, Phillips. Can we out just have 313 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,200 Speaker 1: a moment please, I've I've heard it's been reported anyways 314 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,280 Speaker 1: that in the field you're using the word assassinator, and 315 00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:32,879 Speaker 1: I just thought i'd refresh you a little bit on 316 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:38,240 Speaker 1: the vernacular. It's all right, so you are what we 317 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:44,960 Speaker 1: say properly, an assassin, right. An assassinator is uh, maybe 318 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,639 Speaker 1: something child children call each other when they're playing a 319 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:53,520 Speaker 1: game about assassins, Right, so you as what do you 320 00:21:53,680 --> 00:22:00,720 Speaker 1: like forty one, fifty three, forty two, right, you would 321 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:06,000 Speaker 1: say assassin. So please tell me I'm comfortable sending you 322 00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:10,359 Speaker 1: back into the field and sending in the field talking 323 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,960 Speaker 1: to civilians. Please tell me that you're comfortable sending me 324 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,040 Speaker 1: back into the field talking to the village. Okay, and 325 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:20,920 Speaker 1: when I hold this up a man, another great day, 326 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:25,000 Speaker 1: my big mac out here man America. Sure is wonderful. 327 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,320 Speaker 1: I don't need no mask. I can just sit here. 328 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,600 Speaker 1: I can just do whatever I want to do. Wait, 329 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,920 Speaker 1: what are all these breadas sposed to? I don't know. 330 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,280 Speaker 1: Maybe he got act me from the it's the these 331 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:39,120 Speaker 1: big Max got a lot of oil in them, showing 332 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,800 Speaker 1: up on your shirt. Yeah, that's possible. I see what 333 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:46,640 Speaker 1: you're doing there. I agree with you. Hi, uh Clinton. Uh. 334 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,560 Speaker 1: We're gonna go out to the skeet range after this 335 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,240 Speaker 1: because I gotta fire a gun off or on going 336 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,000 Speaker 1: to go crazy. You know what I'm saying. I got 337 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,080 Speaker 1: some skeets in the back of my car. If you 338 00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:59,399 Speaker 1: want to just do it in the parking lot, that 339 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,359 Speaker 1: sounds great, man, Well you shoot them up over the 340 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:08,120 Speaker 1: McDonald's playpan there and I'll shoot him off. Okay, yeah, yeah, 341 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,160 Speaker 1: well looking at all your chart here, I gotta say 342 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,760 Speaker 1: these red dots, I mean it's pretty peculiar because if 343 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,520 Speaker 1: I put my hand in front of this one here, 344 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000 Speaker 1: that red dog gets on my hand and it ain't 345 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,080 Speaker 1: on your skin. But if I moved my hand down, 346 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,840 Speaker 1: that red dots days there. So this this is something 347 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,560 Speaker 1: as a as a medical conunda during them. Yeah, I know, 348 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,880 Speaker 1: I'm sure what it was. They've been found me around. 349 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,440 Speaker 1: I thought that maybe they was like little aliens that 350 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:36,800 Speaker 1: was in loving me or something, you know, a little 351 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,480 Speaker 1: my prognosis, you know, if I had to try to 352 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 1: figure it out, because you know, I've always believed in 353 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:48,120 Speaker 1: extracorrestrial life, and so I thought, you know, maybe maybe 354 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,240 Speaker 1: they come down. But they're real small, like you know, 355 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,720 Speaker 1: oh my got me too. I believe that should and 356 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,480 Speaker 1: I checked this out. This is gonna blow your little 357 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,520 Speaker 1: fucking mind right now. Looks I'm a doctor, right, yeah, 358 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:06,240 Speaker 1: yeah you are, I'm a doctor. Right. I am getting fatigued. 359 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,480 Speaker 1: I might have taken nap in a bit, but before 360 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,639 Speaker 1: I do, look at this little travel pamphlet right there. 361 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,600 Speaker 1: It says that you can go all the way to Zerbo. 362 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:18,359 Speaker 1: Look at that deservo. Oh my gosh, I read about that. 363 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:24,119 Speaker 1: I would love you tell this bullshit aliens recruiting us 364 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:28,960 Speaker 1: to go back to their planet to repopulate the the 365 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:34,240 Speaker 1: or that it that we need to because our government 366 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:44,400 Speaker 1: made a deal. Dad. You know what. They're all linked up. Yeah, 367 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:48,200 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Oh doctor, Oh my god, 368 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,440 Speaker 1: aliens got you. The aliens got you. Oh my gosh, 369 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,320 Speaker 1: it's more. I gotta get out of these red dots. 370 00:24:53,359 --> 00:25:01,520 Speaker 1: I gotta move. Okay, World Organization of Bad Guys. Are 371 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:06,760 Speaker 1: we all here? It's quick quick, Yeah, we're here. Um 372 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:14,480 Speaker 1: Quincy here, Okay, who else to be? Blood Mouth is here, 373 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,960 Speaker 1: blood Mouth is good to see you, Good to see you. 374 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:21,320 Speaker 1: Grim jaw here, Grim jaw by the way, grim Jaw. 375 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,479 Speaker 1: I saw somebody wrote grim job. I saw somebody rim 376 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:30,040 Speaker 1: job on the job. I don't know, maybe bloodth I 377 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:36,520 Speaker 1: did it it. Come bucket present, Come buckets, Come bucket. 378 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:43,960 Speaker 1: It's here, and you're the tortoise. King is late. Takes 379 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:50,240 Speaker 1: me a while to get places, okay, but you are here. 380 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:56,560 Speaker 1: Welcome to the group. Yeah, and so on the agenda masks, 381 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,160 Speaker 1: you're doing a good job. People are not wearing them 382 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,840 Speaker 1: and that is important. That's important. Um. I got a 383 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,960 Speaker 1: little memo from the higher ups asking that we have 384 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:14,280 Speaker 1: people remove clothes in general. Clothing in general, so put 385 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,720 Speaker 1: that in your ear. We want to make these people 386 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,440 Speaker 1: as vulnerable as possible to any kinds of diseases. We're 387 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:24,439 Speaker 1: talking about living in the buff that's right, that's right. 388 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:29,600 Speaker 1: Come bucket, um, Mr Bucket, driving in the Nago. I'm 389 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:34,480 Speaker 1: a fan of vance. It takes me six hours to 390 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:41,080 Speaker 1: get dressed each day, so it's a savor for me. Great. 391 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,159 Speaker 1: One last thing, though, this is gonna it's gonna be 392 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:50,520 Speaker 1: a little bit annoying. The CIA is involved. They've got 393 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,960 Speaker 1: their best, they've got their best people on the job, 394 00:26:54,520 --> 00:27:01,080 Speaker 1: their best. They're all very dumb. Yeah, but it's working. 395 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,240 Speaker 1: That's working for them for some reason. I don't know. 396 00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:06,480 Speaker 1: We can we just reflect that on the record that 397 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,159 Speaker 1: that was well put what. They're all very dumb? Are you? 398 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,639 Speaker 1: Are you making fun of me? I mean, I just 399 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,080 Speaker 1: fucking nailed it. I think I have a problem with 400 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:20,440 Speaker 1: somebody in here. Okay, Mrs Mansold, come, come daddy whatever 401 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,800 Speaker 1: his name, come buckets. Excuse me. I should have I 402 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,720 Speaker 1: should have been able to tell since you're shaped like 403 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:32,960 Speaker 1: a bucket. Yeah, I'm saying he's always annoying me. He's 404 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,760 Speaker 1: always being rude about the stuff I say. Maybe he 405 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,600 Speaker 1: likes you, Maybe he has a crush on you. I 406 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:43,040 Speaker 1: don't think so. Maybe he does, Quincy, you don't think so, 407 00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:47,560 Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, all right, Quincy, I'm gonna 408 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:55,720 Speaker 1: need the c I a recruited fill up the assassinate 409 00:27:55,960 --> 00:28:01,560 Speaker 1: or oh wait, I thought he was with us hell 410 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,159 Speaker 1: grim job. Now you you know Phillips, you right? You 411 00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,080 Speaker 1: you served with him, is that right? Yeah? We used 412 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,280 Speaker 1: to work together. Yeah, all right, we're gonna need to uh, 413 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,359 Speaker 1: we're gonna need you to get some intel on him, 414 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:20,520 Speaker 1: some personal stuff. She was not only my wife, but 415 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:24,200 Speaker 1: she was my friend. It sucks, It sucks, It sucks. 416 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:29,280 Speaker 1: It sucks. Than your time, Thank you? All right? Up 417 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,399 Speaker 1: next we got at the chuckle fucking anybody, thanks for 418 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,720 Speaker 1: coming to see my set. It was a rough set. 419 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,560 Speaker 1: I think it was the crowd. Honestly, I think it 420 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:42,240 Speaker 1: was the crowd. Yeah, honestly, I didn't even I felt 421 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,960 Speaker 1: like I only applauded because other people were. I didn't 422 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,760 Speaker 1: think it was funny. Honestly, it felt like the wrong venue. 423 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:53,280 Speaker 1: I don't need notes. I'm sorry. I don't need not 424 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:58,640 Speaker 1: I just I'm sorry. You ever feel like you left 425 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:02,360 Speaker 1: the job that you were meant to like yeah, all 426 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,360 Speaker 1: the time, Like maybe you weren't supposed to be a 427 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:09,080 Speaker 1: stand up. Maybe I was supposed to be a carpenter, 428 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:14,680 Speaker 1: a terminator, an assassinator killing her. Get down? What are 429 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,360 Speaker 1: you doing? You can't say that? Ship over here, there's 430 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,240 Speaker 1: ears every week, there's ears and eyes and ears and mouths. 431 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,719 Speaker 1: Do you know say what I'm saying? Yeah, everybody's got 432 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,480 Speaker 1: a couple of them. I know, I know what you're saying. 433 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,120 Speaker 1: I'm just saying I heard you've been working with the USA, 434 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:35,760 Speaker 1: and I want you to come back the YOURKUSA. Use 435 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:41,160 Speaker 1: use it? Use this kaya? They use a kaya? Okay. 436 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:45,680 Speaker 1: And oh, you're not following me. I don't. I'm not. 437 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:50,400 Speaker 1: You're trying to say us A yeah, yeah, U s 438 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:56,960 Speaker 1: A C I A excuse me. I'm reading the napkin 439 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,040 Speaker 1: you sent me. That's what That's what that I'm I 440 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,440 Speaker 1: was just walking by. I'm a member of the CIA 441 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,960 Speaker 1: here for the USA. I heard you guys talking about 442 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,920 Speaker 1: what is we do? Uh, we're just talking about my 443 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,800 Speaker 1: set comedy said no, thing about using the CIA as 444 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,840 Speaker 1: a point of how good they are and how much fun, 445 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,760 Speaker 1: how much fun. Great. I'll be on my way if 446 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,440 Speaker 1: I get just tell you one thing, you know, I 447 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,719 Speaker 1: would do less audience interaction, you know what I mean? 448 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,040 Speaker 1: Like sticks and sticks like I'm sorry, I don't want 449 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,320 Speaker 1: to I don't want any notes about what I just 450 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:33,640 Speaker 1: wanted to do it. I'm not looking to do this 451 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,000 Speaker 1: as a career. I just wanted to overcome a fear 452 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:40,080 Speaker 1: and be able to talk my late wife. So hobbyist, tourist, 453 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,920 Speaker 1: got it? Okay, part I'm sorry. Do you know where 454 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,640 Speaker 1: Broadway Street is? I'm looking for Broadway, either of you. 455 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,880 Speaker 1: This is Broadway, You're on it? Oh so great, Thank 456 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,680 Speaker 1: you so much. Can I just add one last thing 457 00:30:52,720 --> 00:31:00,560 Speaker 1: in passing less crowd work? What the hell? Yeah? Just 458 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:08,240 Speaker 1: the comedy club, patron, and I really enjoyed your set, 459 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:22,960 Speaker 1: accept your pacing. Jesus, I'm gonna kill I gotta killna 460 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,520 Speaker 1: come back, what I gotta go? Grim jaw Listen. I 461 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,160 Speaker 1: know you're a bad son of a bit and you're 462 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,000 Speaker 1: a piece of trash. I don't want to end you, 463 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:36,800 Speaker 1: but I fucking will. Don't you do it? Don't you 464 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:50,160 Speaker 1: do it right, And I'm an assassinator operator. We just 465 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,000 Speaker 1: had a no show up there. If she's just if 466 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,520 Speaker 1: you want to get back up, and maybe you look 467 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,840 Speaker 1: at type five whoaver, you're covered in blood and you're 468 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,280 Speaker 1: holding a man's jaw. It's okay, it's it's not mine. 469 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,920 Speaker 1: I'll do it. I know it's not yours. You're speaking 470 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,920 Speaker 1: with your mouth. Hey, who's on next? Are you? Jesus? 471 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:12,120 Speaker 1: Are you using props? Now? I can't? Yeah, let me 472 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:17,440 Speaker 1: just get this guy app Okay, you're up next. I'll 473 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:23,400 Speaker 1: do it. Introduced me as the as the assassinator, the assassinator. Okay, 474 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,000 Speaker 1: and do you want the light or no? What does 475 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:30,120 Speaker 1: that mean? Well, when it's Jesus really, when it's time 476 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,480 Speaker 1: to wrap up, there'll be a light the back of 477 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,280 Speaker 1: the room and let you know you've got the minute, 478 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,280 Speaker 1: two minutes, how much? How much time? It's like when 479 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,000 Speaker 1: they turned the lights on at the end of a bar. 480 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,680 Speaker 1: Everyone leaves. Yeah, you know what, forget the question. Um, 481 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,000 Speaker 1: let's let's go with do you have any special music? 482 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,600 Speaker 1: Any walk on music? I make him. I can make 483 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,960 Speaker 1: up my own music when I get there. I can 484 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,400 Speaker 1: do with my mouth. Okay, So on the way out. Nothing, 485 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,800 Speaker 1: Oh I can do? You want me to make music? 486 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,400 Speaker 1: Are there any credits you want me to mention in 487 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:58,600 Speaker 1: the intro? Uh? Young Sheldon two and a half man, 488 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:05,600 Speaker 1: Young Sheldon and to Napman shows that watch. Okay, Oh 489 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,800 Speaker 1: that's hilarious. All right, you know what, let's save it 490 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,280 Speaker 1: for the stage. I'll bring you out. Okay, what was 491 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:15,040 Speaker 1: your name again? Assassinator? Assassinator? Yeah, yeah, that's what I got. 492 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:19,080 Speaker 1: I'm Nicky Ship. Everybody, have a good night. That was 493 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:24,040 Speaker 1: Nicky's everybody Nicky sheds. You'll be hearing a lot less 494 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:28,360 Speaker 1: from him soon. Our next performer has all kinds of 495 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:33,360 Speaker 1: TV credits according to his TV guide. Uh, please welcome 496 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:39,040 Speaker 1: first timer. Give him a nice welcome the assassinator. Wait, 497 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:53,640 Speaker 1: we already saw that guy earlier. Earlier? I keep singing? 498 00:33:53,680 --> 00:34:02,960 Speaker 1: Do I keep singing? Jaws? What is happening? Funny? This 499 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:11,000 Speaker 1: is my buddy, grim jaw Hey, grim jawing. Hello. We 500 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,040 Speaker 1: can't talk with the lower part of your jama. Soon 501 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:18,080 Speaker 1: where I put that second? Here? Okay, here we go, 502 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:23,759 Speaker 1: grim jaw say hello, grim jow what's your favorite kind 503 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:27,360 Speaker 1: of candy? Uh? Oh, we just show him all his 504 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,360 Speaker 1: bowels are releasing. Okay, that's my time. Thank you. What 505 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,120 Speaker 1: Oh I thought that were well? I thought that were well. Yeah, 506 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:45,120 Speaker 1: that was great scene to everybody that was ship very happy. 507 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,240 Speaker 1: See three comes so from patron v I P sewn 508 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:55,960 Speaker 1: a k A peaker yall remember peaker Speaker wrote hello 509 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,840 Speaker 1: you beautiful little cherubs. First off, I would like to 510 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:04,080 Speaker 1: confess when I first heard James Heeney's voice on the 511 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,960 Speaker 1: O G Alchemy this episode, I pictured him to be 512 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:14,759 Speaker 1: a Jason Schwartzman type but with bad eczema. Anyway, my 513 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:20,800 Speaker 1: scenes just oh my god, that for a moment. Yeah, 514 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,239 Speaker 1: I got it. Anyway. My scene suggestion today is the 515 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:30,040 Speaker 1: following just another day at the world's worst accounting firm 516 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:39,160 Speaker 1: called Fabrizio and O'Malley Accounting. Thank you, Sean, I got 517 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:44,160 Speaker 1: I got a lot of Is that Russian? Or that? 518 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:51,799 Speaker 1: What was that? Was that Russian? Tell you'll ask that's 519 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:58,600 Speaker 1: a good question. You asked me this every days, so 520 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:02,040 Speaker 1: good USIC for me because my mom is from Russia 521 00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,800 Speaker 1: and my daddy's from Italy, So for me, it's like 522 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:09,040 Speaker 1: every day it could be either you don't you don't 523 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,360 Speaker 1: have to explain it. Your names on the door, do 524 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,680 Speaker 1: these interns. They come in, they ask me questions. So 525 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,719 Speaker 1: what the hell man, I understand, understand. So we need 526 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,839 Speaker 1: to look at the books. You know that all over 527 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,920 Speaker 1: the place. Indeed, yeah, I have them in every room. 528 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,600 Speaker 1: I put the book in every room. I put them 529 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,200 Speaker 1: all over the place. So we have to kind of 530 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:35,520 Speaker 1: find them and do make kind of a fun scavenger 531 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:41,640 Speaker 1: hunt for everyone. You know. Oh shit, that's the door, intern. 532 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,200 Speaker 1: Can you go get it? Please get it. I'll get it. 533 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:57,279 Speaker 1: How are you doing? I mean that was scary. He 534 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,400 Speaker 1: got to let him in. Yeah, we have a business 535 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:06,640 Speaker 1: hare renowned Catskills comic Shelley apple Bomb let him in. Okay, fine, 536 00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:10,399 Speaker 1: let the shell apple bomb in. Hell? What the hell man, 537 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:15,680 Speaker 1: it's funny. Hell Lison my accountant done for the last 538 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,840 Speaker 1: seven years or whatnot. I got a tax out and 539 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:21,839 Speaker 1: I gotta heads through. I was told you guys are 540 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:26,320 Speaker 1: real good. I don't care whether it's the whoop side 541 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,480 Speaker 1: that doesn't want to mix. I just need this my 542 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:38,279 Speaker 1: accounting charming because the offender he takes no punches. That's right. 543 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,600 Speaker 1: I can't believe there's no two best. It's at work. 544 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:48,480 Speaker 1: You you know what I'm saying. Oh my god wow, okay, 545 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:59,000 Speaker 1: hold on the second st again. Thank you. Hello. I 546 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:03,360 Speaker 1: need some right, I need right off? What I need it? 547 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:11,239 Speaker 1: I need some write offs. I'll make Hey, sir, you 548 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,920 Speaker 1: look a little cold. What's it going on? You need 549 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:18,480 Speaker 1: the help us? Something? Write us? I need a I 550 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,640 Speaker 1: needs a fucking write offs. Yeah, but what time for 551 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,680 Speaker 1: your business? What's going on? Business? Do you want a 552 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:29,800 Speaker 1: jacket or something? You're shivering? Hey, I noticed you didn't 553 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,200 Speaker 1: have any shirt on and nothing, and you got these 554 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,120 Speaker 1: words written all over you. And this one here says 555 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,080 Speaker 1: right offs. Is that does that have something to do 556 00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:40,600 Speaker 1: with while you're here? I don't know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 557 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,919 Speaker 1: I don't know. And this one here says barbecue. I'm 558 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,440 Speaker 1: I'm heading next door to Alice after this. I don't know. 559 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:52,600 Speaker 1: Just give me greatest get the ribs. Okay, write offs 560 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,080 Speaker 1: for but it seems more like your body is like 561 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:59,839 Speaker 1: a you know, a clue board or something. You know. Yeah, 562 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:08,200 Speaker 1: maybe it's a treasure map, okay, yea yeah, and uh yeah, 563 00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,279 Speaker 1: I mean that's just that's the tip of it, man, Okay, 564 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:14,120 Speaker 1: because this is really good stuff, the whole thing. And 565 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:23,279 Speaker 1: they say that we're right right underneath that article it's 566 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:29,120 Speaker 1: just so good. It's a huge spaceship. Sorry, here's here's 567 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,040 Speaker 1: like another stack of napkins. Sir, you're just distracting the 568 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,560 Speaker 1: customers in here. So they just wanted to give you 569 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:40,160 Speaker 1: the rest of the napkins because because it's sass is 570 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,920 Speaker 1: just so good, and because it's the government is involved 571 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:47,200 Speaker 1: in a way that you would understand. Phil. So good, Phil, 572 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,960 Speaker 1: you're gonna eat that. You're gonna eat that? Yeah, No, 573 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,400 Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat it. It's on my plate. Phil. Listen, 574 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,960 Speaker 1: can you do me a favor? Yeah? Can you either 575 00:39:56,360 --> 00:40:01,000 Speaker 1: a continue eating, be stop eating and talk or see 576 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,080 Speaker 1: paid in check and let's get out of here, because 577 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,120 Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. Well listen, we mean, but 578 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:10,200 Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to explain. The government Okay, has 579 00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:19,280 Speaker 1: been working. I need I need barbecue. I need barbecue, 580 00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:25,719 Speaker 1: all right, Yes, sorry, well I was just looking at 581 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,680 Speaker 1: my phone. I don't I don't want the customers when 582 00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:35,600 Speaker 1: they come in. I need um, I need barbecue, barbecue. Okay. Um. 583 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,960 Speaker 1: We have ribs, we got yeah, I'm telling you what 584 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,680 Speaker 1: we have. We have brands, we have brisket, we have 585 00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:50,200 Speaker 1: um potatoes as a side. I don't know. I'll just 586 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,800 Speaker 1: give you the brisket. It's our most popular selling I know. Okay, 587 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,520 Speaker 1: that's fifteen dollars. Please, I don't have, buddy, I don't 588 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,200 Speaker 1: you have a guy at the counter out on look 589 00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,920 Speaker 1: at the small of his back? Things like why are 590 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,719 Speaker 1: you looking at the small of his back? Well, because 591 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,440 Speaker 1: it's there's no shirt off. God says, he's got like 592 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,239 Speaker 1: a map of an't understand, but that's none of my 593 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,880 Speaker 1: business what a man chooses to have as a whale tail. 594 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,800 Speaker 1: Look might look what I'm saying that, like, isn't this 595 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:21,120 Speaker 1: a little I'm sorry, Hi, why do you gotta? Uh? 596 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,400 Speaker 1: My wife and I are trying to eat and the 597 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,719 Speaker 1: sounds you're making or is that what your wife and 598 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,480 Speaker 1: you were trying to do? You were trying to eat, 599 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,680 Speaker 1: trying to tell me a story, and it looks like 600 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,040 Speaker 1: your friend is deep throwing that sausage and you cannot 601 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,680 Speaker 1: listen to some money longer. We're trying to just have 602 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,160 Speaker 1: ourselves a nice dinner for our anniversary, and it sounds 603 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,960 Speaker 1: that sounds trying. But what's going on with y'all doing it? 604 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,319 Speaker 1: What can you do? Every time we try to eat, 605 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:49,120 Speaker 1: it's like acid reflux because vomits coming up in the 606 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:53,480 Speaker 1: back of our throats. Okay, works, Why don't you back 607 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,800 Speaker 1: off describing my friends eating style is deep throating sauce. 608 00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:02,319 Speaker 1: You got, I got a zel trans you want them? Sir? 609 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:07,000 Speaker 1: Please stop licking your fingers. Please stop it. Uh, I'm 610 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,359 Speaker 1: gonna put your chart up here. As you can see, 611 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,840 Speaker 1: your fingers are down to the bone. There is no 612 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,680 Speaker 1: skin left, so please stop. We're gonna put a cone 613 00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:18,080 Speaker 1: on you so you won't do that anymore, all right, 614 00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:23,000 Speaker 1: Usually reserve this for animals and stuff, but just medicine, 615 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:27,640 Speaker 1: medicine sugar free, because I'm tasting sweetness in this. I 616 00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:31,560 Speaker 1: don't it's it's mostly it's it's mostly just phenament and 617 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,640 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know it. Stopped licking your fingers, 618 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:38,279 Speaker 1: literally stopping. You're killing yourself. Catch you tell those those 619 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:42,200 Speaker 1: are bones. There are bones. You know what's bones? Aliens 620 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,080 Speaker 1: and they're working with the government. Okay, we got bones 621 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:50,359 Speaker 1: that are aliens and they're working with the government. I'm 622 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,600 Speaker 1: not going to disagree with that. I fully agree that 623 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,160 Speaker 1: bones are working with the government and aliens and things. 624 00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,920 Speaker 1: But please just put this cone on, and please don't 625 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,360 Speaker 1: don't lick your fingers anymore. So I do wear like 626 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,880 Speaker 1: a skirt or something, or how do I wear this? 627 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,960 Speaker 1: Keep wearing around your neck, and it's gonna be awfully 628 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,799 Speaker 1: big because you have long arms. So this is gonna 629 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:13,279 Speaker 1: let's go ahead, and this is hurting my shoulders. Oh god, 630 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,640 Speaker 1: alright now, just if you stop licking those fingers, the 631 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,279 Speaker 1: skin should grow back. It'll take a while, like a 632 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,759 Speaker 1: couple of months. In the cone, I can't leave the door. 633 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,320 Speaker 1: The door frame is too small for the cone. I 634 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:28,080 Speaker 1: can't get out. You're gonna have new battles, new hardships 635 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,160 Speaker 1: every day if you can't navigate one door. I don't 636 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,399 Speaker 1: know what's sorry. I have a solution. If you back 637 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,520 Speaker 1: through the door. I'm sorry. It's just a nurse, but 638 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,720 Speaker 1: I'm pretty good at the stuff. If you go backwards 639 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:43,680 Speaker 1: through the door, the cone will just perfectly slip through. Hey, 640 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:48,719 Speaker 1: cone boy, Hey nice, nice? Look what do you? What? 641 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:55,600 Speaker 1: Are you a cone head? You come boy? Yeah? So 642 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,640 Speaker 1: what what what have you? Look at your ass too much? 643 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,200 Speaker 1: Look at my fingers and went straight to the bone fingers. 644 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,920 Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's what it is. I couldn't get enough 645 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,120 Speaker 1: of your own balloon ties that what the problem was 646 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:08,960 Speaker 1: was that my butt hole? What are you trying to say? 647 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,680 Speaker 1: I don't lick my butt hoole. I licked my fingertippy. 648 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,759 Speaker 1: Why would someone put a cone on you unless you 649 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,240 Speaker 1: were going to town making a meal out of your asterix? 650 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,480 Speaker 1: What do you think I could do? You think I 651 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:25,200 Speaker 1: had the Wait a second, can you look at your asshole? Can't? Everyone? So, 652 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,120 Speaker 1: where are you from? Are you from Antarctica? You just 653 00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:29,560 Speaker 1: got I am. As a matter of fact, we just 654 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,800 Speaker 1: gotta have a little more of restraint. Holy sh it, 655 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,440 Speaker 1: this is first. I mean, I've been in Jersey, my 656 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,840 Speaker 1: family moved there when I was nine, But I was 657 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:41,040 Speaker 1: born in Antarctica. Yeah, Antarctica A and T A R C. 658 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:44,279 Speaker 1: I have you been there. I've never been, never had 659 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,560 Speaker 1: the luxury to go there. But I know for a 660 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,880 Speaker 1: fact if you go. When you talk to lou the 661 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:55,319 Speaker 1: Polar Bear, he knows just like nine, I can't write 662 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,840 Speaker 1: this that when we fingered, sir, please stop licking your asshole. 663 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,879 Speaker 1: I'm gonna put your chart here. As you can see 664 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:06,279 Speaker 1: you're in. This is almost completely gone. We're gonna put 665 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,480 Speaker 1: a second cone on you. Uh, this time the cones 666 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,720 Speaker 1: and go like a skirt. It's gonna go around your waist. 667 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:16,040 Speaker 1: So this is for your own good. All right, Your 668 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,799 Speaker 1: fingers will grow back, your butthole will survive. But you've 669 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:25,239 Speaker 1: got to stop looking. Okay, okay, um, excuse me, but 670 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:32,800 Speaker 1: I had seen the truth. You you you this picture. 671 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:36,759 Speaker 1: It's a picture of you tattooed on my back. Oh 672 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,440 Speaker 1: my god, that's me. I saw that at the I 673 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,880 Speaker 1: don't know how long, but I didn't realist that was 674 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:45,799 Speaker 1: that was me. This is prophecy. This is prophecy. What now, 675 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:50,560 Speaker 1: what next? I don't no, I don't know. Let me 676 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:51,880 Speaker 1: see the rest of your body. Let me see the 677 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:57,640 Speaker 1: rest of BC. Hey, what are you look at my 678 00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:04,480 Speaker 1: butthole having? Okay, let's see. Okay, okay, I'm with a 679 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:11,640 Speaker 1: patient right now. Just wait until we're done. Can't wait. 680 00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,359 Speaker 1: I can't wait. I need to know my future. Okay. 681 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,080 Speaker 1: You get to understand that I'm gonna meet aliens. The 682 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:21,279 Speaker 1: bones are talking to me. Okay, you just take it 683 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,520 Speaker 1: to the lobby. There's a lot of patients backed up. 684 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,719 Speaker 1: If this is just gonna be some weird negotiation, I 685 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,960 Speaker 1: really need to get more people in. Doctor. You have 686 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:37,920 Speaker 1: read red dots all over your face. Oh wow, I okay, 687 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,200 Speaker 1: let's see if I move, they come with me. That's 688 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:52,080 Speaker 1: that's bizarre. Have acne? Um wait, let me look at 689 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,479 Speaker 1: let me look at your back, sir. Here's my face. 690 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,399 Speaker 1: Um o, half on my face. The rest has been 691 00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:01,920 Speaker 1: blown open. I don't know how you would have my god, 692 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:10,400 Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Like you, 693 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:15,480 Speaker 1: everyone needs to be quiet and be calm. I am 694 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:23,040 Speaker 1: a bone alien and I've come here collecting. Stop look 695 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,320 Speaker 1: at my buddle, stop, look at my podle nervous, I'm scared. 696 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:31,160 Speaker 1: Just don't say anything. Don't know. You can say whatever 697 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:37,600 Speaker 1: you want, but don't resist. And you can, I guess 698 00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,720 Speaker 1: you can say whatever you want, but don't resist because 699 00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:44,640 Speaker 1: I'm going to take your bones, my bones, yes, yes, 700 00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:50,640 Speaker 1: give me your fingertips. What was what was my purpose 701 00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:54,120 Speaker 1: this entire time? I may not tell you. Man, that's 702 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,319 Speaker 1: just a fact. Man, you know what I mean. I'm 703 00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,120 Speaker 1: a doctor. So these are the stories I'm hearing. Rat buddy, 704 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,200 Speaker 1: I mean, there's only came down there. It took people's bones. 705 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:07,480 Speaker 1: Another sky's spinker got all you know whatever, and like 706 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,440 Speaker 1: so it's just like me. When you're going out there, 707 00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,440 Speaker 1: just be mindful of that. That that's that's truly the 708 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:19,880 Speaker 1: government government. Thanks for seeing us together, Doc. I just 709 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,279 Speaker 1: feel like if it's contagious and it goes to you, 710 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,520 Speaker 1: then it's very possible that these red dots could go 711 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,120 Speaker 1: to main. Look, the reality is this. If you're gonna 712 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:29,520 Speaker 1: tell me to wear a mask, I want to tell 713 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,160 Speaker 1: you to go much on my butt. All right, that's 714 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,960 Speaker 1: just a fact. And if you're telling me that there's 715 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,480 Speaker 1: a thread of transmission from two people without a mask, 716 00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,279 Speaker 1: well fuck, let's bring a third because that'll cancel out 717 00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:43,800 Speaker 1: one of them. That's math. That's math. That's like denominators 718 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:48,480 Speaker 1: and numerators or whatever. You know. Amen? Amen, oh so 719 00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,880 Speaker 1: so hard? Interrupted you three one another round? Or do 720 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,440 Speaker 1: you want to hear the specials? Or do you want 721 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,239 Speaker 1: to order whatever? Martini place will do? Another three martini? 722 00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:00,200 Speaker 1: What about you, sir? Yeah, I'll take a Martini um 723 00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:04,239 Speaker 1: with a bud chaser. Right, but cha, sir? All right? 724 00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,360 Speaker 1: What about using he said blood? He said blood, not 725 00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:13,279 Speaker 1: but what he said? But from on with you, man, 726 00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,200 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on a second. I think that the 727 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:25,600 Speaker 1: waiter heard him say bud. Let me just say, you 728 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,440 Speaker 1: are a card and you need to be dealt with 729 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,440 Speaker 1: all right, I got the order, I'll be back. And 730 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,080 Speaker 1: then you want to hear the fast sholds. Do you 731 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:36,960 Speaker 1: want to hear fellas looking for a couple of skinny ladies. 732 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:42,319 Speaker 1: We are not bone aliens looking for a good time. Yeah, 733 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:47,080 Speaker 1: we are not bone aliens. Sure. Yeah, there's only two 734 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,960 Speaker 1: of you and three of us, so maybe maybe Clinton 735 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,720 Speaker 1: you said this one out? Huh, hold on a second. 736 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:57,319 Speaker 1: I'm pretty much you know I would like to meet 737 00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,719 Speaker 1: these ladies, so you can sit out on this one. 738 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:03,840 Speaker 1: We Okay, it's all right, Look like you could have 739 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,520 Speaker 1: my butt chaser and I'll deal with it later. All right, 740 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,040 Speaker 1: I thought you ordered the blood chaser. Okay, fine buck it. 741 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:17,279 Speaker 1: Oh sure, you're going to have to pay the tab. 742 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:24,680 Speaker 1: I know you said two other that's our show, remember 743 00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:29,200 Speaker 1: our motto. If we're having fun, you're having fun. What 744 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,840 Speaker 1: a great show in my particular view, and that was 745 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,239 Speaker 1: as enjoyable as this ship gets. Let's thank all of 746 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:39,000 Speaker 1: our alchemists, please, starting with the lovely Caroline Carter. Caroline, 747 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,799 Speaker 1: thank you so very much. And um, the folks were 748 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,759 Speaker 1: to try to track you down on the innerwere where 749 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,480 Speaker 1: should they begin other than Google? Um? I guess just 750 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:52,160 Speaker 1: Carter Poop. Sure, let's start there and hopefully finished there. Yeah, 751 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:56,240 Speaker 1: Carter Poop, it is well. Thank you again, Christoph Veranda, 752 00:50:56,320 --> 00:51:00,319 Speaker 1: welcome back home. And uh, I hope the quarantine new 753 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:04,680 Speaker 1: style goes great? And um what should folks look you up? 754 00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:09,239 Speaker 1: Should that be their uh paragons? I'm thinking you'll have 755 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,640 Speaker 1: a better chance for fun if you follow Cotter Poop 756 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:16,880 Speaker 1: if I'm being honest, Yep, good call. Thank you for 757 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,920 Speaker 1: that call, Stratton, thanks so much for joining once again. 758 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:25,000 Speaker 1: Of course, still throwing up some some retro of the 759 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,640 Speaker 1: sketch fest on the Instagram. We are to a week 760 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:32,160 Speaker 1: we're putting up retro videos from the archives. In fact, 761 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,399 Speaker 1: I think on either July seventh to July four teeth 762 00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,160 Speaker 1: the Camera which we're releasing the Alan Arkin and you 763 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:40,799 Speaker 1: conversation from a couple of which is a lot of fun. 764 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,040 Speaker 1: So I recommend that. But we're all the rentals now 765 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,400 Speaker 1: are just so we're trying to get more about it 766 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,279 Speaker 1: to check them out, and there's tons of great shows 767 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,440 Speaker 1: from our archives. Yeah, please check them out, folks. Um, 768 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:54,120 Speaker 1: there's amazing help to be had for others as well 769 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,239 Speaker 1: as your own personal entertainment value going through the roof 770 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,759 Speaker 1: These are archives that were not previously available. So it's 771 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,319 Speaker 1: pretty damn exciting when when all across and you can 772 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:09,680 Speaker 1: feel damn good about helping out. Um, James, it's just 773 00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,880 Speaker 1: a pleasure to be here. And I know that we 774 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,279 Speaker 1: had a little problem with the live hang it's not 775 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:19,279 Speaker 1: up for Patreon as of this recording. My computer broke down, 776 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,640 Speaker 1: but I swear we're working on getting it up. There 777 00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,560 Speaker 1: a s a p thank you for that, James. Remember 778 00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:27,640 Speaker 1: you don't have to apologize to anyone. You are beloved. 779 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:33,239 Speaker 1: You understand that. Yes, thank you, Yes, all right. Uh. Conversely, 780 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:37,000 Speaker 1: Joey Grey, thanks very much for being here today. Thank 781 00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:41,200 Speaker 1: you for having me very fun. Uh. Any shows or 782 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:44,560 Speaker 1: things you want to mention check out Twitch, Western Company 783 00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,360 Speaker 1: Theater Twitch. We got bear Spy going on every Wednesday, 784 00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,200 Speaker 1: and keep an eye out. We're gonna be promoting Bearsby 785 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,640 Speaker 1: is gonna be doing some weird ship. I'm gonna be 786 00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,719 Speaker 1: doing some weird stuff. I can't wait to tell you 787 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,120 Speaker 1: about it when it's when it's ready. Well, I think 788 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,600 Speaker 1: it's fair to say we all can't wait to hear 789 00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:01,160 Speaker 1: more about the weird ship coming from Joey Greer. Let's 790 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:05,759 Speaker 1: thank our engineering producer to the stars by fine folks 791 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:11,319 Speaker 1: that I heart media. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Please 792 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,800 Speaker 1: stay incredibly healthy out there. Wear a mascot, damn. Go 793 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,880 Speaker 1: to wash your hands when you think of it. Until 794 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:16,520 Speaker 1: next time.