Speaker 1: Second, where did you have the worst first date of
Speaker 1: your life? Oh, that's a big question. I know. For Brooke,
Speaker 1: it was at a Chucky Cheese when she got ditched
Speaker 1: in the ballpit by your cousin Scooter. He said he
Speaker 1: was coming back with pizza for both of them, but nolp.
Speaker 1: She got out and found him in the arcade playing
Speaker 1: whack a mole with himself. Well, hey, how old are you?
Speaker 1: Don't judge? I started young? Okay. One of our listeners, Henry,
Speaker 1: says he had his worst first date happened recently at
Speaker 1: a carnival. Oh. Same, I mean, very similar to my experience.
Speaker 1: So we'll hear about that. Henry. Welcome to the show man,
Speaker 1: hey man, thanks for having me. Yeah, okay, no, no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. It wasn't the ballpit. Okay, we'll get into
Speaker 1: the details of what happened at the carnival, but first,
Speaker 1: tell us about the girl that you went out with.
Speaker 1: Who she Well, her name is Kylie and she is
Speaker 1: freaking gorgeous. Yeah. I was like, is there, ugly Kylie?
Speaker 1: Ugly Kylie's text into seven eight reveal yourself. We need
Speaker 1: to know that you're out there. But was okay, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: She was gorgeous. Man. So we met on the dating app. Okay,
Speaker 1: and they show up and you think they're not really
Speaker 1: going to be as gorgeous as they were in the photos,
Speaker 1: but she was right up the bat. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be good. Oh okay. So that makes you excited,
Speaker 1: not nervous, oh totally, I mean the average nerves, But
Speaker 1: I'm excited. So what did you guys do together at
Speaker 1: the carnival? So I figured neither of us had been
Speaker 1: to a carnival since we were kids, and let's go
Speaker 1: be kids. Let's go play. Yeah, date idea. I mean
Speaker 1: it's open to a lot of like funny moments and
Speaker 1: also romantic moments. Yeah, And that's exactly what both of
Speaker 1: us thought until we get there. And I don't know,
Speaker 1: you remember clearly the carnivals from when you were a kid,
Speaker 1: But all of the people that work there are kind
Speaker 1: of they look sad. It kind of look like they're
Speaker 1: in prisoner. I actually noticed that as a child as well.
Speaker 1: You got to get on their level. It's not a
Speaker 1: easy job. Doesn't seem like a fun job. No, I
Speaker 1: mean carneys have a stereo. Yeah, I mean why would
Speaker 1: that ruin your date? Though, Well, it's just a weird environment.
Speaker 1: When you're trying to be on this first date and
Speaker 1: you're throwing baseball at a milk jug being run by
Speaker 1: some strong out neighborhood crack this twenty minutes ago. You
Speaker 1: at least smile over there while I'm winning this giant
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear. Please, yeah, come on, man, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: paying you money, so the actually don't smile because I'm
Speaker 1: going to see all the teeth that you're missing. I mean,
Speaker 1: did you say stuff like that about these people while
Speaker 1: you're on the date? That would be like the number
Speaker 1: one reason you Yeah, honestly, the date was incredible, Like
Speaker 1: we got caught in candy. We're doing all these ride
Speaker 1: and so this is where it goes bad. Okay, you
Speaker 1: know you have to get tickets to go on the rides,
Speaker 1: and most rides are five tickets per ride and Summer
Speaker 1: Pin and at the end of the night we're left
Speaker 1: with three tickets and we're like, all right, well, what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do with three tickets? And there's this
Speaker 1: one rankety looking ride left that only costs three tickets
Speaker 1: called the Circle, The Seven Seas upside Down pirate ship. Oh,
Speaker 1: the big pirate ships that go around in a circle
Speaker 1: where it goes back. Yeah. Okay, So you're strapped in
Speaker 1: and you're both facing each other and it's flipping over itself.
Speaker 1: And I'm a pretty skinny guy, so maybe I didn't
Speaker 1: tighten it up enough, but I started to slide through.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Oh my god, that's actually scary. It was terrifying.
Speaker 1: I fell out of my seat onto her and it's
Speaker 1: still flipping and they don't see this. They don't stop
Speaker 1: the ride. Oh my god, were you injured. No, not really,
Speaker 1: I mean, my my spirit injured. I just imagine you
Speaker 1: like slam into her, flips over. I mean, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you wanted to slam into her at some point in
Speaker 1: the night, but not. No. She I was able to
Speaker 1: kind of keep my hands, so I'm just bouncing at
Speaker 1: her and she's screaming and I'm screaming. Oh that's terrible.
Speaker 1: I guess it's the point of a ride, though, the
Speaker 1: worst part of it was when it finally stopped. The
Speaker 1: carnival dude opens the cage door and I can fall
Speaker 1: in and rolling out of it, and she just starts
Speaker 1: walking and I'm like, huh. The whole night was great
Speaker 1: until now. So I'm I'm trying to apologize and I
Speaker 1: hear one of these dudes say that was funny. That
Speaker 1: is terrible. What happens a lot to them or something
Speaker 1: pretty emasculating for that to happen in front of your date. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and just the fact that I couldn't hold myself in
Speaker 1: my seat. I felt like a little kid. It's not
Speaker 1: your Yeah, it's gravity's fault. It's that, you know, harness,
Speaker 1: his fault. It's not your fault, a girl, that just something,
Speaker 1: Well it is kind of his fault for choosing the
Speaker 1: worst ride in the park time on the on the
Speaker 1: Ferriss wheel. So you can calmly kiss on the top
Speaker 1: of you know, you said that she walked away after
Speaker 1: that was done, Like, how did it? How did that
Speaker 1: night end? When drove home in Thailand? Oh, I could
Speaker 1: tell that she didn't want to talk about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So you don't think it's like a red flag that
Speaker 1: she wasn't concerned crying. I mean, I would have liked
Speaker 1: for her to say something, but honestly, I think she
Speaker 1: might have been in shock just as much as I was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, well let's find out maybe she's had a
Speaker 1: chance to calm down a little bit and process what happened.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call her and get your second date update
Speaker 1: find out why she's not calling you back right after this.
Speaker 1: All right, hold on, We're in the middle of a
Speaker 1: second date update with Henry, who went on a date
Speaker 1: to the carnival with a cuteie named Kylie. They were
Speaker 1: having a really good time together, minus all the sad
Speaker 1: looking carnival workers who were totally bumming him out. But
Speaker 1: the worst part happened on the final ride of the night,
Speaker 1: when Henry slipped out of the restraints mid ride and
Speaker 1: got rattled around the cage. Luckily, he's okay, but the
Speaker 1: mood was definitely killed after that. Yeah, even the guy
Speaker 1: working the ride laughed when he stepped out, saying that
Speaker 1: was funny. So, Henry, how bad are you gonna feel? Though?
Speaker 1: If you find out Kylie hooked up up with that
Speaker 1: tweaker operating the ride. We've heard weird things happen on
Speaker 1: the show. Hopefully that's not the case. No one was
Speaker 1: thinking that, Jeff, I just thought it. I think it's
Speaker 1: an option. Yeah, I hope that's not the case. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure she wouldn't have gone home with that guy. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you sure, because I know Brooke would have. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a job. My name's Brook, I'm not Kylie. Ye probably,
Speaker 1: and you was in to me. She was in to
Speaker 1: me for sure. Okay. And on the bright side, you
Speaker 1: you cheered up a sad carnival worker for just a
Speaker 1: few minutes. That's a good thing. Slapstick comedy still funny. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're good for him. But keep in mind, I almost
Speaker 1: died in a stage of death. But almost. Ya, sounds
Speaker 1: like you have. Have you texted with her at all?
Speaker 1: Or has this been no communication? There has been zero communication.
Speaker 1: I texted one, hope and she would respond, and she
Speaker 1: has not. Well, hopefully, let's get the communication back on track. Here.
Speaker 1: We're going to call her right now and see what
Speaker 1: she has to say. Here we go, Hello, Hi, is
Speaker 1: this Kylie? Oh? It is whose? Oh you mean you
Speaker 1: can't tell? Okay. She does not find it funny. She
Speaker 1: tries to listen to our show, broh not thought maybe
Speaker 1: a second time might work, but no, we're a morning show.
Speaker 1: We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, Klie, Hi,
Speaker 1: everybody's here. My co host Brooke, Jose Alexis Hi, there's
Speaker 1: like what four people? Yeah? Oh man, hot and good
Speaker 1: at math. I like you, Kylie, We hear you're quite
Speaker 1: the catch. Um who told you that one of our listeners,
Speaker 1: Henry who you went out on a date with the
Speaker 1: other night? Oh god, um, oh god? What exactly is
Speaker 1: this about? This is about a segment that we do
Speaker 1: call a second Date update, and we're hoping to get
Speaker 1: some answers for why after you guys went to the
Speaker 1: carnival together, there's been no communication between you two. Did
Speaker 1: he tell you about the carnival? Yeah, most of it
Speaker 1: sounded really fun. Yeah, the first had a great time.
Speaker 1: First ninety five percent of the night went really smooth.
Speaker 1: Would you agree with that assessment? Yeah, maybe ninety four percent? Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: I want to argue with the math with but that's good.
Speaker 1: I mean that's a pretty good percentage for a date. Yea,
Speaker 1: the best part with the waffle cheep. I'll say that
Speaker 1: right now, you couldn't get more attractive, Kylie. Yeah, actually,
Speaker 1: don't answer that. Let's not get into the food. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna ask all food questions. I mean what we're on
Speaker 1: a mission right now to try and get some answers
Speaker 1: for why you're not calling Henry back. Yeah, and this
Speaker 1: is what we know. The part that went bad, according
Speaker 1: to Henry, was when you did the last ride of
Speaker 1: the night, like the pirate ship called Circle the Seven Seas.
Speaker 1: The children's ride. Well, he described it as like you
Speaker 1: were locked into a cage and you're both facing each
Speaker 1: other and then you flip, like the cage flips upside down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a different ride than what it sounded pretty intense. No,
Speaker 1: that's it. But it was a children's ride. What do
Speaker 1: you mean it like a teenage child or like a
Speaker 1: small child, like when they had a small small roller
Speaker 1: coasters that don't really do much kind of kid ride.
Speaker 1: Like it was only two or three feet off the ground,
Speaker 1: Like we only had like three tickets left to thin,
Speaker 1: and you know it's not going to be a good
Speaker 1: ride with three tickets left. Oh wait, so it wasn't
Speaker 1: a scary ride. Yeah, we're picturing something enormous that was
Speaker 1: like feet off the ground, tossing you all over the place. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like the zipper meets that meets
Speaker 1: that ship thing, right, almost a ferris wheel size. Yeah. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: it was just like six to nine year olds around
Speaker 1: a thing. Wait was there a cage and restraints? Oh,
Speaker 1: there was restraints, but I mean he wasn't even He's
Speaker 1: just too big for them, Like they couldn't even get
Speaker 1: attached to him because it didn't fit. Wait, that's not fair,
Speaker 1: Like you guys went on the ride together and the
Speaker 1: restraints didn't fit him. I mean it sounded like it
Speaker 1: was a scary experience from what you're describing. You're talking
Speaker 1: about an adult ride. This was not an adult ride.
Speaker 1: This was a child's ride, moving like two miles an hour,
Speaker 1: fairly two feet off the ground. We were tilted at
Speaker 1: the most, tilted at the most, and then suddenly he
Speaker 1: slipped out and randomly falls on me. Oh, now I
Speaker 1: get it. That is a bad Obviously a miscommunication here.
Speaker 1: Either he's not telling us the whole truth or yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the one I'm leaning towards, Jeff towards that one. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: let's take his restraints off from the phone line and
Speaker 1: bring him on because I need to tell you, Kylie,
Speaker 1: Henry's been on the other line listening this entire time
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you. Henry Henry. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: do you have to say for yourself. Yeah, yeah, that's rude,
Speaker 1: kind of embarrassing, man. I mean, dude, you didn't tell
Speaker 1: us it was a children's ride that you got hurt on.
Speaker 1: I felt bad for you. Yes, you didn't ask me
Speaker 1: if it was a kid's ride or not. Scary to me,
Speaker 1: the way you described it made it sound like this
Speaker 1: enormous crazy experience. Yeah, yeah, I apologize to her. You
Speaker 1: You guys go in this little bitty cage that you
Speaker 1: hardly fit in and get fun in circles like that,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't sound but in circles we were tilted to
Speaker 1: the left barely. I have a bad equilibrium. Maybe a
Speaker 1: carnival isn't a great idea for someone with a horrible delirium. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have vertigo. I like how you were calling all
Speaker 1: the Carney's creepy, and it turns out that you were
Speaker 1: the creepy. I see why they laughed. Now, Okay, you
Speaker 1: guys are kind of getting mean over here because I
Speaker 1: thought that ya were trying to help me out. You
Speaker 1: weren't being honest. I mean, you have to admit you
Speaker 1: just used it as a way to get close to her. Look,
Speaker 1: I can see how you all would have heard this
Speaker 1: and and thought that I was blowing it out of proportion.
Speaker 1: But everyone experiences things differently, and people get scared of
Speaker 1: different things, all right, Yeah, so you're sticking to that
Speaker 1: you were scared. I was, you were? I was. If
Speaker 1: you were so scared, why did you say you wanted
Speaker 1: to do it again? Because I wasn't gonna go out
Speaker 1: like that. I wanted to prove that I'm tough and
Speaker 1: I'm a man. I'm gonna get right back on that
Speaker 1: children's ride and show those five year olds. You want
Speaker 1: to see me till to the left hard, Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: go back to the well. She she didn't want to
Speaker 1: get back on the ride. Yeah, Kylie, why wouldn't you
Speaker 1: give him another chance to reclaim his manhood? Oh god,
Speaker 1: I would have if he was crying more than the
Speaker 1: seven year old who got off the part beside of us.
Speaker 1: He was actually scared this whole time. I thought it
Speaker 1: was a ploy to get close. Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when I land on top of people, I cry too,
Speaker 1: and that's totally okay. And that's why I would love
Speaker 1: to offer to send you to on another date, to
Speaker 1: someplace with no rides, maybe just a restaurant and we'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. Kylie, what do you say you guys
Speaker 1: would save a lot of money because you'd probably order
Speaker 1: off the kids men you like? How? Um, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I think I knew most. Come on, Kylie,
Speaker 1: it'll be fun. No. Um, your definition of fun is
Speaker 1: not mine. Oh yeah, okay, well fine, then I don't.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't want to either. So yeah, highly
Speaker 1: he showed you. Oh I can't believe you're rejecting this man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if he's tall enough to ride the ride, he may
Speaker 1: still cry. I wasn't even crying that much. It was
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