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Speaker 1: Another on the twenties five Fitness. This is Paul. How

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Speaker 1: can I help you? Hi, I'd like to speak with

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Speaker 1: the manager please, Yes, this is the manager. Oh it

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Speaker 1: is well, nice to meet you. My name is Ed

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Speaker 1: Strauss and I'd like to lodge a complaint, okay, sir

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Speaker 1: about what's this about? Well, I am a little person.

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Speaker 1: You know what that means. Okay, yes, and I am

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Speaker 1: outraged by something that happened to me at the gym yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I already apologize, you know, for you feeling outrage. Are

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Speaker 1: you able to tell me what happened? Yes? I can, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I was on the treadmill and I was having some

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Speaker 1: trouble reaching for the buttons, okay, And I was jumping

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Speaker 1: up there trying to get him and I couldn't reach.

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Speaker 1: And one of your employees came over to me and said, sir,

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Speaker 1: I think the problem is you need to be at

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Speaker 1: least this tall to ride this ride that He said that, right,

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Speaker 1: he said that to you. You're laughing at me right now,

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Speaker 1: aren't you? Absolutely not, And it's not acceptable, and I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't you know. I will take action immediately if you

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Speaker 1: could tell me who it was, or if you could right,

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Speaker 1: so you can go back in the break room and

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Speaker 1: high five them. Huh what no, I what are you talking? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not thinking that. I'm not saying that to anybody.

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Speaker 1: I'm not making this a laughing I've been on the inside,

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Speaker 1: on the inside your picture and me just in your

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Speaker 1: gym running a little hamster. We are you because of

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Speaker 1: my little legs? H No, I'm not thinking that. And

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Speaker 1: that's the last thing that I'm You want to put

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Speaker 1: me on a on a pull up bar and then

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Speaker 1: just walk away, let me dangle there for dear live.

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Speaker 1: Why are you talking about? There you go, you're laughing

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Speaker 1: right there now. You just laughed at me. No, sir,

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Speaker 1: I promise you if you were dangling from the pull

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Speaker 1: up bar, I wouldn't let you dangle there. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: you know what you say. You'd pull me down from

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Speaker 1: the pullet bar and toss me to win of your

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Speaker 1: buddies and then put me on a stationary bike and

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Speaker 1: just watch me sitting there pedaling with my feet in

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Speaker 1: the air. What No, sure, I just I would not

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Speaker 1: not being able to touch the pedals, just legs going

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Speaker 1: like one hundred miles of hours. So you guys gonna

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Speaker 1: have a good laugh. You know what. You know what

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Speaker 1: I would do? It is, I would I would get

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Speaker 1: you on one of our stationary bikes and we could

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Speaker 1: lower the seat. Oh sure, I know what you mean.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna You're gonna throw the little person on a

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Speaker 1: tricycle and let him ride around the gyms where everybody's amusement. Okay, no,

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Speaker 1: listen to me. Nobody wants to put you on a

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Speaker 1: tricycle and have you wheeling around our gyms. Nobody wants

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Speaker 1: to do that. Yeah, that's absolutely hilarious, he doesn't it. Sure,

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Speaker 1: So I'm trying to help you. I want to help you,

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Speaker 1: and you're not letting me. What can I do to

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Speaker 1: help you? We can wrestle? What? Yeah, if you don't

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Speaker 1: want me to tell your bosses how you've been just

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Speaker 1: horrible to me in this conversation, then you'll load me

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Speaker 1: up with ky gel and we'll wrestle. You will you

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Speaker 1: want to move up with and wrestle? Yeah, that's exactly

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Speaker 1: what I want. Look, I oh my god. If that's what,

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Speaker 1: If that's what it's gonna take for you to feel better.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we can't do it at the gym, um,

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Speaker 1: but you know, maybe we could figure something out and

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Speaker 1: I will dress with you what. I don't what, Paul,

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Speaker 1: You actually are willing to wrestle me to end this conflict,

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Speaker 1: and I want to, you know, I want to make

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Speaker 1: you feel at home, no gym, and so I'm willing

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Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, I'm willing. I'm willing to exactly you

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Speaker 1: short if I thought customer service was dead, but apparently not. No,

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Speaker 1: as I said, I'm trying to help you, Paul. This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jebel from Brook and Jewbil in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Are you? Are you kidding me? Your employee

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Speaker 1: Toby set you up. He says that you have a

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Speaker 1: hard time dealing with customer complaints. I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you're good to me. Oh I was.

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Speaker 1: I was ready. I was ready to wrestle a little person,

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Speaker 1: and you weren't. You weren't actually going to do that?

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Speaker 1: Were you? Probably not? I didn't. I didn't know what

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Speaker 1: else to do though. Wake up every morning with jubal

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