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Speaker 1: Divinjibile Show on Demand. Hi everybody, I'm Uncle Sam and

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Speaker 1: it's time to play America's favorite new game show tax

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Speaker 1: term or dating term? This music though, call us up

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Speaker 1: right now eighty eight three four three? Who won? Oh

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Speaker 1: six to one? And you can be a contestant on

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Speaker 1: tax term or dating term. Since both of those worlds

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Speaker 1: are super confusing and you end up getting screwed in

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Speaker 1: the end, we figured why not play this game because

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Speaker 1: you can't tell the terms sound the same whether it's

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Speaker 1: a dating term or a tax term. So let's play

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Speaker 1: right now, Let's find our first context contestant on dating

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Speaker 1: term or tax term? Hello, Beth, Yes, Hello, how are

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Speaker 1: you good? How are you good? Thank you very much

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Speaker 1: for your phone call. First of all, did you do

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Speaker 1: your taxes on time? That's a question that we have

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Speaker 1: for you. Yes, I did my taxes January twenty. Why

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Speaker 1: I got to get that return quick? You're one of

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Speaker 1: those people. How do you do that? I just I

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Speaker 1: don't know. We just we like money coming quick.

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Speaker 2: So we moved, we bought a house, so we were

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Speaker 2: like trying to get everything done.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. Bad. Did you get a refund? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Little one?

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Speaker 1: How much. Okay, nosy, what I'm sorry? Your phone brother

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Speaker 1: over about five thousand? What that's little? You can do

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Speaker 1: stuff with five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I get like twelve thousand.

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Speaker 1: Oh. Is that what happens when you're like prepared with

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Speaker 1: your taxes and you do them on time and you,

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Speaker 1: you know, have everything in order, you can get like

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Speaker 1: a lot of money back. I don't know. That's what

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Speaker 1: happens when you get married.

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Speaker 2: That's what happens when you get married and then you

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Speaker 2: blame as married instead of kind of household. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: like marriaging kids, you get a lot more back, I believe.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. That's one of

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Speaker 1: the good things about being married is the tax thing,

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Speaker 1: you know. So you should get on the tax you

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Speaker 1: have all of the break all right, Beth, are you

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Speaker 1: ready to go? Yes, I'm ready. Okay, So you're married.

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Speaker 1: So how when is the last time you were in

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Speaker 1: the dating world, like twenty years ago? Were together for

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Speaker 1: eight years? Okay? She just got married? All right, Beth

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Speaker 1: is doing real good over there. Well, I think you'd

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Speaker 1: probably be very you'll probably be able to get the

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Speaker 1: the tax terms down. She as teenagers, so teenagers. Maybe yeah,

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Speaker 1: you might be able to. All Right, hey, Beth, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to ask you before we play the game

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Speaker 1: if you could take your phone off of bluetooth because

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Speaker 1: it's really hard to understand you. Okay, that's better, way better,

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Speaker 1: All right, Beth? Here we go. Tax term or dating term?

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Speaker 1: The conduit approach? Is that a tax term or a

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Speaker 1: dating term? Tax? You think that's a tax term?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, sound like probably, yeah, it's a tax term.

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Speaker 1: What do you think the conduit approach is? I have

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Speaker 1: no clue, but it sounds like a big word. So

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Speaker 1: best suspense is killing me. That is a tax term. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I feel like that's got to be a dating

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Speaker 1: term too. I'm gonna roll up on somebody with that

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Speaker 1: conduit approach. Yeah, how did you get her number? Well?

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Speaker 1: I walked up to her. I did the conduit approach?

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Speaker 1: Bro All right, Beth, here we go, tax term or

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Speaker 1: dating term? Soft launching?

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Speaker 2: That has to be a dating term?

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Speaker 1: Are you sure? Yeah, I'm gonna guess it, Beth. Soft

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Speaker 1: launching is a dating term? Yes? Yeah, that's right. So

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Speaker 1: you're two for two.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: This is exciting and stressful. Do you know what soft

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Speaker 1: launching is I do? What is it?

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Speaker 2: It's like when it's like when you're let's say, posting

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Speaker 2: a picture of you and your person, but not their face,

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Speaker 2: so it's like you holding hands or you guys like cheersing,

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Speaker 2: so you can see that there's another person in there.

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Speaker 2: So it's not like a hard launch where you see

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Speaker 2: their face and you guys are loving on each other.

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Speaker 2: Soft launches, you know there's somebody in the picture.

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Speaker 1: That's like a business term. When they have a soft launch,

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Speaker 1: it's like a grand opening, but they don't do a

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Speaker 1: grand opening. You just kind of have a lot of

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Speaker 1: people there and post pictures and then they don't do

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Speaker 1: the official grand opening. They just it's a soft opening,

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Speaker 1: right exactly. Kind of the same way with dating. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you just post and people are like, oh, they're

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Speaker 1: with somebody else, who is it? And then one day

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Speaker 1: you do the grand grand reveal and their faces in

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Speaker 1: it and you're like, this is Steve. Yeah. The best

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Speaker 1: is like you can pretend like it's somebody even though

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Speaker 1: there's no What do you say, Okay, I'm not crazy. Hey, Beth,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Your phone is really hard to understand.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying, but totally sounds like

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Speaker 1: the non commitment commitment. Yes, there it is. Okay, here

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Speaker 1: we go, Beth, tax term or dating term, constructive ownership tax. Really, man,

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Speaker 1: you're so quick with the answers. I know, she says

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Speaker 1: she didn't know the you're just guessing constructive ownership that's

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Speaker 1: also a tax term. You're three for three. Now, that's

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Speaker 1: when a taxpayer may be considered to own property or

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Speaker 1: stock which he or she only indirectly owns. How can

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Speaker 1: that even mean? Well, look imagine me when I look

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Speaker 1: at tax stuff. You own it, but indirectly, you only

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Speaker 1: indirectly own it. There's I mean there, don't think those

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Speaker 1: hard right now? Yeah, I don't know how tax people

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Speaker 1: do it, all right, Beth, tax turm er dating term, pocketing.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I think that's probably a dating term.

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Speaker 1: That's a dating term. You're really good at this best.

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Speaker 1: Pocketing mean, Nina, do you know what pocketing means? I

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Speaker 1: sure don't, but I'm going to find it. Okay, Nina's

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Speaker 1: going to look up what pocketing is means?

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Speaker 2: Like is it doesn't mean like you're keeping your relationship

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Speaker 2: like in your pocket, like you're not sharing it. It's

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Speaker 2: referred to when a person in a relationship makes the

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Speaker 2: conscious decision to hide the other person.

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Speaker 1: From his It's different than it's different than a soft launch.

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Speaker 1: It's actually you just you're actively hiding the other. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you don't want everybody to know what you're doing. That's hilarious, Victoria,

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Speaker 1: you pocketing? All right, here we go, Beth. Tax term

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Speaker 1: or dating term inter aaliyah intero aliyah inter earlier.

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Speaker 2: Dang, that's probably a tax term, just because the last

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Speaker 2: one was a dating term.

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Speaker 1: I don't know sure. Okay, so you're going with the

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Speaker 1: fact that you've noticed a trend that I've gone tax term,

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Speaker 1: dating term, tax and dating term. Hold on, what's it

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Speaker 1: called inter alia inter alia? I think it is. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I think that's probably a tax term. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: change my answer to tax term. It sounds like a

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Speaker 1: position in the commas suture as it does. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: is a dating term, is it? No, it's a tax term.

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Speaker 1: It's Latin for among other things, could also be in

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Speaker 1: the comation. Yeah. I think it's both. Actually, you got

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Speaker 1: that one wrong. It's both. I'm just calling it both

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Speaker 1: right now. Congratulations.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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