WEBVTT - #254: Eating Your New Friend

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<v Speaker 1>Guess who just got back today, The Brooklyn Moos that

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<v Speaker 1>had been away.

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<v Speaker 2>They both have so much to say. You know, their

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<v Speaker 2>name is a Brodian Skerer. You missed that. I was

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<v Speaker 2>asleep at the Wheel episode two fifty four. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn Boys podcast. Big number, two fifty four number, big number,

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<v Speaker 2>Big number means absolutely Jack Dick. Yeah, it just means

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<v Speaker 2>we're leaving a quarter of one thousand in the rear.

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<v Speaker 2>I love people that play with numbers, though, don't you.

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<v Speaker 2>I love when there's a that that people like to see,

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<v Speaker 2>the palindromes or the dates of the year and the month, like,

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<v Speaker 2>for instance, did you know that the last day of

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<v Speaker 2>this coming year here, the year that we're in, is

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<v Speaker 2>one two three one two three? Eh? Eh, that you

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know that? Wow? You know you know what that means?

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<v Speaker 2>What not? Nothing? Nothing. I'm glad you said it. Twelve

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<v Speaker 2>thirty one twenty three is one two three one two three,

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<v Speaker 2>So the last day of the year is gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>one two three one two three. Brody, I was so exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>What about people with the angel numbers? We talked about

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<v Speaker 2>that once. Well, how don't I get in that four

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<v Speaker 2>four four three three three. Oh how about Uh So

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<v Speaker 2>when I used to work at a restaurant and sheep

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<v Speaker 2>said Bay Brooklyn called rolling roaster. Right now, people in

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<v Speaker 2>books are going, oh my god, So I was a

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<v Speaker 2>manager there, but I would you'd work the register because

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<v Speaker 2>the managers worked the registers a lot, and the numbers

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<v Speaker 2>would go one to one thousand and then reset, so

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<v Speaker 2>you always had like a three digit numbers like nine

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<v Speaker 2>nine nine was the highest and then it would go

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<v Speaker 2>back to zero, zero, one, whatever. Yeah. And so if

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<v Speaker 2>anyone got a number that was like four to one four,

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<v Speaker 2>if they were gamblers, they go, oh, that's a good number,

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<v Speaker 2>and play that number. Yeah. First of all, I don't care, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>just go live your lab. I don't care. And then

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<v Speaker 2>it's no better number. The machine that picks the random

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<v Speaker 2>number from one to one thousand doesn't know what a

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<v Speaker 2>good number is. Yeah, right, Like, oh, my number is

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<v Speaker 2>is six six three six. That's a good number. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a number, it's not another number. Yeah yeah no, but

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<v Speaker 2>in one thousand and one odds you're gonna win, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And that's you know, people have they favor certain numbers

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<v Speaker 2>for gambling, playing roulette. You know, they said, if it's

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<v Speaker 2>if it's a birthday day. It's like, it's like, okay, coincidence,

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<v Speaker 2>I get it, you know what, other things. But people

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<v Speaker 2>do like to play with numbers, and they like to

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<v Speaker 2>see patterns and things and call them out, which again

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<v Speaker 2>I've got I've got a problem with that. No, just

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<v Speaker 2>I have to remember it's a gambler's fallacy. There is

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<v Speaker 2>no pattern. It's like, oh, the number thirteen hasn't come

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<v Speaker 2>out in a year, so gamble it. The machine doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>know what happened. Silly things that have nothing to do

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<v Speaker 2>with with gambling, like the year one two you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the date of one two three one two three, or

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<v Speaker 2>the day that it was twelve twelve twelve, you know

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<v Speaker 2>on December twelfth two. People get married on those days.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand that because it makes it easier for you

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<v Speaker 2>to remember your your anniversary. At least you remember the

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<v Speaker 2>day you will you got married. But if you get married, like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>let's say you get married on nine nine oh nine, right,

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<v Speaker 2>that's cool that that was your date. But when you're

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<v Speaker 2>married thirteen years you're you're married, you know your anniversary

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<v Speaker 2>is on nine to nine twenty two, it's not as

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<v Speaker 2>cool anymore. Brodie's at that bad in your house, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, that that that you don't feed you dogs

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<v Speaker 2>that they're crying for food? Right now? What is going on? Those?

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<v Speaker 2>Those are the dogs that are that are barking on

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<v Speaker 2>the window. Oh, either they're whimpering for food, Like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not how they They don't whimper for food. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you remember the classic classic old Doctor Demento song I'm

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<v Speaker 2>looking over my dead dog Rover. That's a parody of

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking over a four leaf clover. Right, so as

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking over my dead dog Rover who got hit

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<v Speaker 2>with a power more one leg is missing and the

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<v Speaker 2>other is gone. The third leg is scattered all over

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<v Speaker 2>the lawn. That's the kind of shit I grew up with,

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<v Speaker 2>which is why I ended up rinning parodies for a living. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>so I used to laugh about all the time. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a funny song about the dog get hit by the lawnmower. Yeah, now,

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<v Speaker 2>so not so funny. I'm in the backyard a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of days ago, and I have the three dogs and

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<v Speaker 2>they're in my backyard. My backyard is mostly fenced in,

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<v Speaker 2>but one side is not because the lawnmower guys have

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<v Speaker 2>to come in on the riding the lawnmower, so they

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<v Speaker 2>have to have access to get into the backyard. So

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<v Speaker 2>they come in from the left side. My back of

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<v Speaker 2>my yard is fenced, and the right side is fenced

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<v Speaker 2>and so and then the house. But the left side

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<v Speaker 2>has got an opening. So the three dogs are in

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<v Speaker 2>the backyard, no leash. They wouldn't dream of running out

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<v Speaker 2>of the backyard necessarily. And I hear, oh, that's a lawnmower.

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<v Speaker 2>But everybody on the block gets the lawn done, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, could be anybody's. So I go over

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<v Speaker 2>to the edge of my property and I look and

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<v Speaker 2>I see the guy on the writing more make it

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<v Speaker 2>his way full speed towards my backyard. All I could

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<v Speaker 2>think about was that song and dogs getting chopped up

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<v Speaker 2>by a lawnmower. So I in a panic. Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 2>hurting the cattle I was herding the dogs. Go up

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<v Speaker 2>the stairs because I have a deck. So they go

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<v Speaker 2>up the stairs to get back in the house. Go upstairs,

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<v Speaker 2>go upstairs, and one of them was like, oh, what's

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<v Speaker 2>that noise? So I had to run and grab him

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<v Speaker 2>and pick him up because all I could think about

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<v Speaker 2>was that stupid old song and a dog getting chopped

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<v Speaker 2>up by then, it wouldn't be so funny when it's

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<v Speaker 2>my dog. Wow, I see, I I didn't. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>recall or retain songs like that. I always remember the

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<v Speaker 2>stupid ones, like on top of stupid, But I couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>you know, that's that's I mean, that's morose. I remember,

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<v Speaker 2>like on top of spaghetti or covered with cheese. I

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<v Speaker 2>lost my poor meatball because of his sneeze. Like those

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<v Speaker 2>are the songs I remember, Yeah, but that's not that's

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<v Speaker 2>not an actual song. Table on the floor and I lost.

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<v Speaker 2>Then my poor meatball rolled under the door. But think

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<v Speaker 2>about it, how much space is under the door that

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<v Speaker 2>your meat ball is gonna roll under the well? A

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<v Speaker 2>lot of that stuff. If you think about when we

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<v Speaker 2>were kids, that we even songs we listened to or

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<v Speaker 2>shows we watched. You look at them now, you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>what was I thinking? How did I find that funny?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I used to think shows like Different Strokes and

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<v Speaker 2>Facts of Life were hilarious, but you they were back

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<v Speaker 2>in the day. No, No, they not. The humor was different.

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<v Speaker 2>We viewed humor differently, is what I think. We just changed.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, no humor was different, and we that was

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<v Speaker 2>what we thought was funny. Like I just I just

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<v Speaker 2>see some of the storylines and some of the dialogue.

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<v Speaker 2>Mon It's stupid's dumb, a lot of it, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god. When I was eight, this show was

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<v Speaker 2>the world to me. But the humor boat I was

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<v Speaker 2>that's another one. I was watching an episode The Greatest

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<v Speaker 2>Show every week. Right, you watch a clip now you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's cringeworthy. Yeah, cringey, it's creepy. A lot of that

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<v Speaker 2>stuff would never go on today. Forget about that conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a whole other thing, you know, with the whole

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<v Speaker 2>you know, cancel culture. But I'm talking about the dumb

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<v Speaker 2>dialogue and the silly things that got laughs. I don't know. Again,

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<v Speaker 2>I think we've changed. I don't think I think that

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<v Speaker 2>stuff was always stupid and it was always moronic. No,

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<v Speaker 2>but that but but okay, of course it changed because

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<v Speaker 2>they don't make shows like that anymore. Our humor changed,

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<v Speaker 2>which is why they don't make shows like that anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're saying there was an audio for that, kry

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<v Speaker 2>go watch music videos from when you were seventeen. They're

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<v Speaker 2>embarrassingly bad. Yeah, everything changes, right, it's a matter of

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<v Speaker 2>adapting to the times. It's a matter of buying new electronics.

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<v Speaker 2>And so we've all progressed. So we look back at

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<v Speaker 2>today what you're saying, No, of course we will. Scary

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<v Speaker 2>look at when I started with you in radio. Right

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<v Speaker 2>when we started in the late nineties, we were recording

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<v Speaker 2>on cassettes and digital audio tape. That that's gone, that's

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<v Speaker 2>out of here, that's real to real like but the

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<v Speaker 2>formats of Okay, yeah, listen to the show we did.

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<v Speaker 2>If people heard the Elvis Durant Morning Show from nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>ninety nine two thousand, it's nothing like the show now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, not at all, not in the least. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of stuff that we we did, but

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<v Speaker 2>well for what we live there, so it sounds completely different. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>but it sounds different. Elvis pushes the envelope much more now,

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<v Speaker 2>you know he didn't there were things he wouldn't discuss.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't sound the same, don't you agree? Yeah, So are

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<v Speaker 2>we going to look back at this in ten twenty

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<v Speaker 2>years and be like that was foolish? Why did I'm

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<v Speaker 2>looking back on the conversation we're having him? Think it sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know, it's just something introspective. Would you

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<v Speaker 2>call this introguer? Cargo shorts cargo short? Why did we

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<v Speaker 2>ever like them? Yeah, if you want to talk about

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<v Speaker 2>fashional I love cargo shorts. But I wore cargo shorts

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<v Speaker 2>when I was twenty Yeah, and then we wore cargo

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<v Speaker 2>shorts again until seven eight years ago, I guess. And

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<v Speaker 2>now all the stores are selling cargo shorts again. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so I guess. So does that mean with humor and comedy,

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<v Speaker 2>it'll do it. It'll go full circle, We'll come back

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<v Speaker 2>some comedy. If you watch a comedian, a legendary comedian

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<v Speaker 2>like George Carlin, you go want people put his stuff

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<v Speaker 2>up on TikTok and on on Instagram all the time

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<v Speaker 2>because it's still relevant. You watch it and you go,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, it could be today. And then there

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<v Speaker 2>are some comedians you watch it and you go, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this was funny, Yeah, this was hack. I watched some

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<v Speaker 2>old Paul Riiser sketch. I love Paul Riser. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>perfect example. You remembered loving him because of the material

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<v Speaker 2>he was doing at the time. Right, Watch some of

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<v Speaker 2>his stuff from the eighties and nineties now and tell

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<v Speaker 2>me that you still love it. You're gonna have that

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<v Speaker 2>different You're gonna have the different strokes effect. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be like, what, why did I find this funny?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>What I do now is I look back and I

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<v Speaker 2>go huh yeah, yeah, yeah. Some things are timeless. Some

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<v Speaker 2>things are timeless and and and yeah that's yeah. Somethings

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<v Speaker 2>will span in the generation. But I don't know. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>leave it right there. How do we get started with it?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. We always fought, we have such a plan,

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<v Speaker 2>we have a roadmap to what we want to talk about,

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<v Speaker 2>and we always get sidetracked on this ship. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>blame you my fault. You didn't hit the jingle? What

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<v Speaker 2>you just hitting the bumper? And we've good to an

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<v Speaker 2>outatore go to commercials. I'm looking at I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 2>the clock. It's a good number. Wow, four Look forty four.

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<v Speaker 2>We should go to break four for four? Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it? One one one one eleven? One one one

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<v Speaker 2>no one one one one? Is it eleven eleven?

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<v Speaker 4>Nah?

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<v Speaker 2>You missed it now it's once out of a bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>damn it, bastard, wait for it to find the button. No,

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<v Speaker 2>wait for it to change to the next one. We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna wait till what one fifty? No, we gotta do

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<v Speaker 2>it on even though. How about I'm fifty one? About

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<v Speaker 2>twelve twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve minutes and twelve seconds? Are

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<v Speaker 2>we there yet? Twelve minute? No, we're in the one

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<v Speaker 2>forties right now. It's the afternoon. No, I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 2>time time on my clock. I'll usk about the time

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<v Speaker 2>of the day. I'm talking about the real time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>what about more importantly, no one's gonna know what time

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<v Speaker 2>we What about one forty nine and fifty seconds? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a good play that number one four nine fifty

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<v Speaker 2>Are we there yet? Right? Yeah? One fifty seconds? Boys, podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>We will be right back. That was the worst thirty

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<v Speaker 2>seconds of podcasting in your podcast? Do you mean thirty minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>eleven minutes, twelve minutes? No, just that last part where

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<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't hit the button. I was toying with you.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what do you expect?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Would you like is you sent me a video

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<v Speaker 2>which was another version of a video I sent you

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<v Speaker 2>the put fried chicken on a plate and then poor

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<v Speaker 2>cheese and sauce of it and call the chicken palms. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>got to stop doing that. People. However, I've talked to

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<v Speaker 2>you about pizza before, and I talked you about the

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<v Speaker 2>box of shit when I went like five minutes to ten, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever time it was, and they showed me a box

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<v Speaker 2>of leftover scraps. Yup, I have seen a new lo

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<v Speaker 2>in pizza in in Pizza Ria selling pizza. I went,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to mention the pizza place because that

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<v Speaker 2>happened to be very good. The pizza is very good.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, sometimes the pizza is in it's in the

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<v Speaker 2>glass case, it's in the on the shelves. You know

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<v Speaker 2>how long it's been there. Yeah, okay. So I walked

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<v Speaker 2>into this place that I gone to before. They're very

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<v Speaker 2>good Sicilian or square if you prefer. And uh, there

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<v Speaker 2>was one slice in the window on the tray. It

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<v Speaker 2>looked like it was a year and a half old.

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<v Speaker 2>It just was all dried out and it was just

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't from that day. Like I am not eating

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<v Speaker 2>day old day old Oh Harry belove Rest in piece

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<v Speaker 2>rip piece Harry Belafonte was old day old pizza. Come man,

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<v Speaker 2>me won't. Yeah, Okay, So the pizza looked though, So

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<v Speaker 2>I said, do you have any fresh Sicilian coming out?

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<v Speaker 2>And the guy in front of me says, he looks

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<v Speaker 2>in the OVENI is no, no, sorry, So I said, well,

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<v Speaker 2>let you have no square pizza your pizza place, really none,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'll wait if it's going to be no. So

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<v Speaker 2>then the guy to his right in my left at

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<v Speaker 2>the register looks over at him and says, yeah, we do.

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<v Speaker 2>And the guy's like what And he does like a

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<v Speaker 2>with his chin, like a like giving directon over there.

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<v Speaker 2>He does like a thing with his head leg down.

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<v Speaker 2>He's pointing down. So the guy goes, oh, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>got more Sicilian and he bends down Secret Sicilian, Secret Sicilian,

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<v Speaker 2>my favorite spy movie. And he opens a drawer and

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<v Speaker 2>in the drawer he takes out a box of pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>And in the box of pizza is fully cooked square pie.

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<v Speaker 2>How did it get there? It's in a drawer, It's

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<v Speaker 2>a pizza draw It's a drawer of pizza, old pizza

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<v Speaker 2>in a drawer, old dashing stashing pizza in the drawer

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<v Speaker 2>from when. I don't know. I don't know if the

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<v Speaker 2>drawers heated or not. But why would you keep it

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<v Speaker 2>in a box? Why would you heat it in a

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<v Speaker 2>box in a drawer and then try to sell it

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<v Speaker 2>to me. So I say, you know what, no, thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>And my friend and I go and we get other

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<v Speaker 2>pizza and we sit down eat the pizza, and my

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<v Speaker 2>friend says to me, you know what, No, I I needed.

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<v Speaker 2>So I had to go because we were at outdoor

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<v Speaker 2>tables and they didn't have the So I go back

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<v Speaker 2>inside to get the oregano and in the pizza window

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<v Speaker 2>on the ledge is the reheated square pie that I

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<v Speaker 2>know they just took out of a drawer. Like so

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<v Speaker 2>they went from the fresh pizza anymore. They went from

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<v Speaker 2>the drawer and they when no one was looking, they

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<v Speaker 2>put it in the window. And now if someone wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to in the oven, they must have reheated it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but now people are thinking it's fresh or they wanted right.

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<v Speaker 2>They wanted to at first convince you, but they lost

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<v Speaker 2>you because you saw them in the process. So I

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<v Speaker 2>was in a different pizza place yesterday in a craving

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<v Speaker 2>square pie from one of my favorite places. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 2>you where it is. That's Forte in West Caldwell, New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>And so I'm not not always in that area, but

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<v Speaker 2>I was in that area yesterday. I went in for

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<v Speaker 2>a square slice and they reheated it. But it looked good.

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<v Speaker 2>It was fresh looking. And as I'm standing there by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, they don't charge for credit card, so I

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<v Speaker 2>made a credit card purchase for four dollars no charge,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you. As I'm standing there, the guy takes out

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<v Speaker 2>a fresh round pie, cuts it up, puts it in

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<v Speaker 2>the window right next to me. I'm like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>give me a slice of that too, a fresh piza.

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<v Speaker 2>No world, in a world of reheated ship cardboard pizza

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<v Speaker 2>sitting in the window all day, you cannot say no

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<v Speaker 2>to a pie that comes right out the oven. When

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<v Speaker 2>it's coming right out of the oven. Man, No, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>with you. I'll eat triple the amount because it just

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<v Speaker 2>because it's fresh. Well, there's nothing like it. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>tell me reheated pizza tastes the same, does not. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean you could wake it up, you could do things.

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<v Speaker 2>You could put in a frying pan with olive oil,

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<v Speaker 2>and you could, like, you know, put it on a

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<v Speaker 2>chocolate that pie and a frying pan that you're just

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<v Speaker 2>you're full of them today, Brody, Well, that's yours. I stored.

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<v Speaker 2>I gave you a chance, I wouldn't do it. I

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<v Speaker 2>was thinking about you when I was on my trip,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I just got back from vacation then naked.

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<v Speaker 2>I was wondering how you would make out in the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like Matt Birdie's Birdie would be out. So

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I went to Lisbon and I went to Paris.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, never believe what you see on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the Eiffel Towers not really tall, No, they

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<v Speaker 2>were just people were putting false TikTok stories out there,

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<v Speaker 2>saying things like, oh the garbage is pile it up,

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<v Speaker 2>the place is on fire. You don't want to go

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<v Speaker 2>to Paris. They're doing protests everywhere. Right, it was New York.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, okay, so many people who like politically

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<v Speaker 2>don't like New York. Oh it's a war zone. It's

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<v Speaker 2>crime everywhere. Oh it's not. There's you know what, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a maybe on one day in a one square block radius.

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<v Speaker 2>There were some protests going on, but this happened in

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<v Speaker 2>every country, every day, every country, no matter where you were. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>So they raised their retirement age. So people are protesting

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<v Speaker 2>in France. Yeah, so so then make it a bad place.

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<v Speaker 2>It was it was anyway. So Paris was awesome, Lisbon

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<v Speaker 2>was great as well. I have some stories I want

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<v Speaker 2>to tell, but I really, did you see a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of lesbians? What I could? I was self? I am

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<v Speaker 2>a self proclaimed lisbian. I am I was a self

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<v Speaker 2>proclaimed proclaimed lesbian. Yes, does that mean your girlfriends of lesbian? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>she's but we're both lisbians. Nice for the week we were,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, and I'll get her on the on

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<v Speaker 2>the phone first. Something we got to talk about later on.

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<v Speaker 2>But she's in meetings right now, which I think that

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<v Speaker 2>you would maybe hopefully side with me on, but these

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<v Speaker 2>days can't be too sure. So so we in Paris.

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<v Speaker 2>She had to go home halfway through the trip. She

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<v Speaker 2>had some stuff she had to do, so entered Tall Darren,

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<v Speaker 2>my buddy, my old buddy. We're tall Darren. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I told her he was in London. Now he made

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<v Speaker 2>a trip for the weekend. So he's in Paris with

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<v Speaker 2>me and we're at dinner and he's like, I want

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<v Speaker 2>to go to a real French beastro, like a real

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<v Speaker 2>authentic one. So we found a place that was the

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<v Speaker 2>quintessential mom and pop literally run by mom and pop

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<v Speaker 2>where Papa was out front and mom was cooking, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, and we were eating this French country food right.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like very much, you know, the peas and

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<v Speaker 2>the carrots and the stews and whatever whatever it is

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<v Speaker 2>that that's traditional French there. But you know, so at

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<v Speaker 2>a great cost. You know, chalkboard menu, everything's written down

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<v Speaker 2>on a chalkboard, like their offerings. So one of the

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<v Speaker 2>things on the menu were duck hearts. Was you know,

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<v Speaker 2>duck hearts, duck hearts as an appetizer. So I'm taking

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<v Speaker 2>my by the way shout out to iPhone. All I

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<v Speaker 2>had to do is point that bitch at the chalkboard menu,

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<v Speaker 2>open up my camera, point it, and then hit the

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<v Speaker 2>translate button. It translated everything right there from French to English.

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<v Speaker 2>And and so we wanted to this appetizer, that appetizer,

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<v Speaker 2>but stayed away from the duck hearts. So the the

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<v Speaker 2>guy in his French accent, was very offended. How could

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<v Speaker 2>you not try to duck hots the duck cots. This

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<v Speaker 2>is this is the delicacy. Come on and and me

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<v Speaker 2>and my friend were.

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<v Speaker 1>Like nope, And he's like, come on, you you eat

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<v Speaker 1>the duck hots, it'll be good. In fact, if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't like it, you don't pay for it. And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, now i'm leaning. Now i'm leaning, but i'm leaning.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, because you would automatically give him the

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<v Speaker 2>answer that you're not you don't like that's terrible more so,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're like nah, because we just didn't. We weren't

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<v Speaker 2>in the mood to be like freaked out and and

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<v Speaker 2>like skis we want to have a date with heart

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<v Speaker 2>shaped They would probably just cook like meat. You wouldn't know, now, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>They were hard. That's when you ord a tongue. It

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<v Speaker 2>looks like a tongue correction. They were heard shaped. So

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<v Speaker 2>my heart's heart shape? Was it a heart shaped like

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<v Speaker 2>a real heart. It was like a heart shape like

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<v Speaker 2>the size of a friggin quarter, But it was a heart.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the heart of a duck. It definitely. He

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<v Speaker 2>was a duck heart. So but anyway, we said no

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<v Speaker 2>three four times, and then we get our appetizers and

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<v Speaker 2>he hands and he puts down the plane of the

0:21:09.359 --> 0:21:13.840
<v Speaker 2>duck hearts anyway, so like duck. So they were deep fried,

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<v Speaker 2>which made it a little better, you know, that's the

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<v Speaker 2>shoot that's the silver lining. Scared doesn't say no to

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<v Speaker 2>fried food. This is silver lining, and we eat them.

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<v Speaker 2>We eat them, and I gotta say, the motherfucker was right.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved it. They were so good. But I you know,

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<v Speaker 2>but on a normal day I wouldn't have entertained it

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<v Speaker 2>and had to be literally crammed down my throat for

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<v Speaker 2>me to try them. Well, why was the guy so

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<v Speaker 2>excited for you to try to whether they are like

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred dollars each and he got you to pay?

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<v Speaker 2>They were, they were a delicacy, but they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, fifteen dollars, a ten dollars, fifteen dollars advertisers.

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<v Speaker 2>But the conversation just came up with like out of nowhere.

0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:53.600
<v Speaker 2>He's like, you got to have the heart. So you're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because they were final. They were only five appetizing Yes,

0:21:55.760 --> 0:21:58.200
<v Speaker 2>I made a joke. There were five appetisers on the menu.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, well, we're gonna do this this and

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna skip the duck hearts because yeah, because you scared,

0:22:04.119 --> 0:22:06.399
<v Speaker 2>as we all know, Scary Jones appetizers for the table,

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<v Speaker 2>give me all of them or we do some sharing.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know I did all of them, but the

0:22:10.480 --> 0:22:13.920
<v Speaker 2>hearts that originally shame on me. I liked duck hearts.

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<v Speaker 2>The duck carts were good. They And you know another

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<v Speaker 2>thing that I don't eat normally is for gras. But

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<v Speaker 2>I know that wuah for gras, which is liver, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's qua gras foa gra, yeah, fuegra, not forour gras,

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<v Speaker 2>four gras. I am not. I am not for gras.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not four gras. But I gotta say even

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<v Speaker 2>that was awesome. And the paatee what you know they

0:22:39.320 --> 0:22:42.359
<v Speaker 2>do the chicken paate whatever it is. The livers they're

0:22:42.359 --> 0:22:45.840
<v Speaker 2>their liver, but they're but they're mixed with like things.

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<v Speaker 2>And then and then I had asked cargo. I had

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<v Speaker 2>snails in the shell. They were in the shell and cooked.

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<v Speaker 2>But when I pulled it out with the fork, it

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<v Speaker 2>tasted like it tasted like pesto, garlic and butter covered

0:23:04.320 --> 0:23:10.200
<v Speaker 2>snot or covered chicken. It didn't have a flavor to it.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't bad. These are earth earth snails. They're very

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<v Speaker 2>good as opposed to Martian snails well as opposed to

0:23:17.960 --> 0:23:21.160
<v Speaker 2>their land snails. Opposed to sea snails. You can't eat

0:23:21.160 --> 0:23:23.960
<v Speaker 2>a sea snail. You can only eat land snails. You

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<v Speaker 2>can eat it scary, well, you can. It's not going

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<v Speaker 2>to be very good. But do you know that it's

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<v Speaker 2>considered a mollusk, which means it's seafood, as cargo is seafood.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't you bet? You didn't know that. I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>So I tried that. I tried a bunch of things

0:23:38.359 --> 0:23:40.960
<v Speaker 2>that I normally wouldn't And you know, obviously there was

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<v Speaker 2>the usual, the croissants and the fries and the you know,

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<v Speaker 2>did you bang the waiter? What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>You said you tried some things you wouldn't normally try. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>where's just going? My point is, have it all card on,

0:23:53.840 --> 0:23:57.160
<v Speaker 2>Have an open mind, Have an open mind. I didn't

0:23:57.160 --> 0:23:59.399
<v Speaker 2>have an open mind at first, but I ended up

0:23:59.440 --> 0:24:02.440
<v Speaker 2>with it. Was forced to be open because they put

0:24:02.440 --> 0:24:04.000
<v Speaker 2>it in front of me. I'm like, well, I'm not

0:24:04.160 --> 0:24:07.359
<v Speaker 2>were you forced to be open? Not gonna? Why are

0:24:07.400 --> 0:24:10.720
<v Speaker 2>the sexual innuendos you? Okay? You over sext an? Did

0:24:10.720 --> 0:24:16.000
<v Speaker 2>he see your innuendo? You? You're out of your mind? Dude? Anyway? Okay, Sorry,

0:24:16.320 --> 0:24:18.000
<v Speaker 2>So you ate some shit that you wouldn't normally eat,

0:24:18.240 --> 0:24:20.000
<v Speaker 2>You're okay with it? Yeah? I was fine. You're saying

0:24:20.040 --> 0:24:22.359
<v Speaker 2>I should have eaten box of pizza in a drawer

0:24:22.760 --> 0:24:26.320
<v Speaker 2>draw a pizza. No, because that's stale. If it's fresh,

0:24:26.640 --> 0:24:30.639
<v Speaker 2>I'll eat anything fresh over something that I love that's stale.

0:24:31.200 --> 0:24:33.159
<v Speaker 2>You know you can't eat pizza from the ocean. I

0:24:33.200 --> 0:24:36.760
<v Speaker 2>don't know if you know that. You have to eat Land. Okay,

0:24:36.840 --> 0:24:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Land pizza. You're funny motherfucker.

0:24:40.119 --> 0:24:43.959
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, with Scary and Brodie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't know where to begin. Uh at some point, Well,

0:24:52.760 --> 0:24:54.880
<v Speaker 2>let me tell you about a quick story about Amazon.

0:24:56.080 --> 0:24:59.840
<v Speaker 2>So I bought something from Amazon and it broke, and

0:25:00.080 --> 0:25:04.080
<v Speaker 2>happens things break. So I get I get Amazon on

0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:08.520
<v Speaker 2>the phone and I said, listen, it's thirty three days old.

0:25:09.160 --> 0:25:10.920
<v Speaker 2>You know they have a thirty day return policy, whatever

0:25:10.920 --> 0:25:12.360
<v Speaker 2>they return policy is. I missed it by a couple

0:25:12.359 --> 0:25:15.920
<v Speaker 2>of days. And the woman says to me, Okay, we can.

0:25:16.000 --> 0:25:17.760
<v Speaker 2>We can take it back, but we have to charge

0:25:17.760 --> 0:25:22.240
<v Speaker 2>you at two dollars and sixty cent restocking fee. I said,

0:25:22.400 --> 0:25:26.760
<v Speaker 2>but it's broken. Yeah, but because it's past the return date,

0:25:27.400 --> 0:25:28.840
<v Speaker 2>I said, I know, but it's supposed to last a

0:25:28.920 --> 0:25:31.040
<v Speaker 2>year at least. It's got a one you warranty. Yeah,

0:25:31.080 --> 0:25:32.920
<v Speaker 2>we have to charge you a restocking feet. I said,

0:25:32.920 --> 0:25:36.479
<v Speaker 2>wait a minute, it's broken. You're not going to restock it.

0:25:37.880 --> 0:25:40.080
<v Speaker 2>You're going to throw it out. Why am I paying

0:25:40.080 --> 0:25:43.159
<v Speaker 2>you two and sixty cents to throw out something that's broken.

0:25:43.200 --> 0:25:46.320
<v Speaker 2>It's cracked in ahead. You can't resell it, you can't

0:25:46.320 --> 0:25:48.960
<v Speaker 2>fix it. What restocking is if like, you have to

0:25:48.960 --> 0:25:51.440
<v Speaker 2>put it back on the shelf. You have to rewrap it.

0:25:51.440 --> 0:25:54.960
<v Speaker 2>It's broken. You always catch these people doing something downright

0:25:55.119 --> 0:25:57.879
<v Speaker 2>right dirty, just well that's what I have to do.

0:25:57.880 --> 0:26:00.960
<v Speaker 2>It's past them. But it's not. I'm not return it.

0:26:00.960 --> 0:26:03.960
<v Speaker 2>It's defective, so I'm giving it back to you. I

0:26:03.960 --> 0:26:06.960
<v Speaker 2>feel like this is happening before. Did we talk about

0:26:06.960 --> 0:26:08.040
<v Speaker 2>that before?

0:26:08.119 --> 0:26:08.199
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:26:08.320 --> 0:26:11.520
<v Speaker 2>This is this is no. I don't think so. Anyway.

0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:15.160
<v Speaker 2>The point is, uh, it's bullshit. It's push. They're charged

0:26:15.200 --> 0:26:17.200
<v Speaker 2>you a restocking fee on something that's bro If I

0:26:17.240 --> 0:26:18.639
<v Speaker 2>mentioned the last it was two weeks ago, because we

0:26:18.640 --> 0:26:23.200
<v Speaker 2>didn't do a podcast last week because you were Lithpin.

0:26:24.320 --> 0:26:28.840
<v Speaker 2>But you didn't go to barth Flona. No, I went

0:26:28.880 --> 0:26:31.639
<v Speaker 2>to No, I went to Lisbon, not not Barcelolona. Although

0:26:31.960 --> 0:26:34.960
<v Speaker 2>I'll say this, Lisbon, what a great city. Who knew

0:26:35.080 --> 0:26:39.280
<v Speaker 2>that an ancient city like this was still standing. Well

0:26:39.400 --> 0:26:43.240
<v Speaker 2>oh well no, people don't realize that's ever been same

0:26:43.280 --> 0:26:46.000
<v Speaker 2>as it ever was. Lisbon was one of is one

0:26:46.040 --> 0:26:50.600
<v Speaker 2>of those cities that is unexpectedly awesome because they never

0:26:50.640 --> 0:26:53.359
<v Speaker 2>got into fights with people where they destroyed their ship.

0:26:53.760 --> 0:26:56.080
<v Speaker 2>You know, I said this, you know, to a lot

0:26:56.080 --> 0:26:59.560
<v Speaker 2>of my friends. You know how Athens is in you

0:26:59.600 --> 0:27:02.959
<v Speaker 2>know is in ruin. You know there's like Rome like

0:27:02.960 --> 0:27:05.400
<v Speaker 2>this is like okay, shit is nothing on. You're talking

0:27:05.400 --> 0:27:08.000
<v Speaker 2>about stuff that's like things that you're just five thousand

0:27:08.040 --> 0:27:12.040
<v Speaker 2>years old, right, But the point is with Lisbon, this

0:27:12.480 --> 0:27:15.840
<v Speaker 2>buildings that are standing from the fifteen hundreds, thirteen hundreds,

0:27:16.040 --> 0:27:18.480
<v Speaker 2>fourteen hundreds, they had it. They did have an earthquake

0:27:18.520 --> 0:27:22.879
<v Speaker 2>in seventeen fifty five, but anything that was left was

0:27:23.680 --> 0:27:27.560
<v Speaker 2>intact and beautiful, and they had these little cobblestone streets.

0:27:27.560 --> 0:27:30.119
<v Speaker 2>It reminded me of Barcelona. You know, you brought up Barcelona.

0:27:30.359 --> 0:27:32.720
<v Speaker 2>But it was beautiful, it was and we had the

0:27:32.720 --> 0:27:35.040
<v Speaker 2>best seafood over there. And I wish my girlfriend went

0:27:35.040 --> 0:27:37.600
<v Speaker 2>into the phone because I really wanted to talk to

0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:42.920
<v Speaker 2>her about about her crying over lobster. Did you why

0:27:42.920 --> 0:27:45.920
<v Speaker 2>would you Cary have a lobster because she met her food,

0:27:46.160 --> 0:27:49.960
<v Speaker 2>she met her dinner. The guy the waiter came out

0:27:50.160 --> 0:27:54.200
<v Speaker 2>with the lobster and he tickled its neck and it

0:27:54.280 --> 0:27:58.600
<v Speaker 2>started flapping its little tail, and then she she in horror.

0:27:58.640 --> 0:28:00.639
<v Speaker 2>She was like whoa, And he went back into the

0:28:00.680 --> 0:28:04.040
<v Speaker 2>kitchen and then she started crying. So I had a

0:28:04.040 --> 0:28:07.720
<v Speaker 2>big problem there because she's loved lobster her whole life,

0:28:07.760 --> 0:28:10.280
<v Speaker 2>and now all of a sudden she's finding out that

0:28:11.200 --> 0:28:13.280
<v Speaker 2>ninety percent of the lobster she eats in restaurants is

0:28:13.320 --> 0:28:18.680
<v Speaker 2>probably alive just minutes before, because lobster goes rancid if

0:28:18.720 --> 0:28:21.920
<v Speaker 2>it's dead for a while. Yeah, or unless it's frozen,

0:28:22.000 --> 0:28:24.719
<v Speaker 2>you freeze it right away. But most restaurants don't do that,

0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:27.440
<v Speaker 2>so most of the lobster you're eating is coming from

0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:29.800
<v Speaker 2>a tank which is alive, and they throw it right

0:28:29.840 --> 0:28:33.400
<v Speaker 2>into the pot. So my girlfriend started crying and she's like,

0:28:33.520 --> 0:28:36.359
<v Speaker 2>I can't eat it because I met it. I mean,

0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:42.200
<v Speaker 2>you didn't develop a relationship with it. So if you

0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:44.640
<v Speaker 2>saw the lobster, you would you'd like, look at the lobster,

0:28:45.280 --> 0:28:48.240
<v Speaker 2>shake its claw and then take throwt in the pot. Yes,

0:28:51.000 --> 0:28:55.120
<v Speaker 2>all right, I would asking it's the circle of life. Okay,

0:28:55.320 --> 0:28:57.320
<v Speaker 2>all right, let me ask you a question. Ask here Johnson,

0:28:57.400 --> 0:29:01.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, the waiter in France wherever it was this

0:29:02.920 --> 0:29:09.880
<v Speaker 2>hold on says monsieur, welcome to the rest of run.

0:29:10.360 --> 0:29:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Would you like to try the duck hearts? And you're

0:29:12.160 --> 0:29:17.680
<v Speaker 2>like yes, sure, and they go here is the duck. Okay, okay,

0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:21.800
<v Speaker 2>that's unfair. That's not the same. It's not the same analogy.

0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:23.600
<v Speaker 2>They bring the duck to the table and they go

0:29:23.840 --> 0:29:25.920
<v Speaker 2>pick which duck? These two ducks, which one would you

0:29:26.000 --> 0:29:31.480
<v Speaker 2>like to eat? The heart up? I hate you, hold on,

0:29:32.560 --> 0:29:37.960
<v Speaker 2>Mike Drop, I hate you not to say you're talking

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:42.120
<v Speaker 2>about a part of a duck. Yeah, okay, we're talking

0:29:42.120 --> 0:29:45.640
<v Speaker 2>about as opposed to the lobster. But and and a

0:29:45.680 --> 0:29:48.960
<v Speaker 2>lobster is lower on the tote ball. It's a crustacean.

0:29:50.160 --> 0:29:54.640
<v Speaker 2>A lobster is a lower form of life. It's okay

0:29:54.640 --> 0:29:56.480
<v Speaker 2>to look at a lobster and I think there's a

0:29:56.520 --> 0:29:59.960
<v Speaker 2>pecking order here. What about okay, is anything that pack

0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:04.360
<v Speaker 2>you don't eat live? Yeah, like if it was a chicken,

0:30:05.360 --> 0:30:09.680
<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah, yeah, I actually put a rabbit. People do

0:30:09.720 --> 0:30:13.440
<v Speaker 2>this with turkeys. What about when you go to a

0:30:13.480 --> 0:30:17.600
<v Speaker 2>turkey farm. We had that place back in Denville, turkey

0:30:17.640 --> 0:30:20.040
<v Speaker 2>farm that back in the day. You used to be

0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:21.960
<v Speaker 2>able to used to be able to pick Denville. I

0:30:22.040 --> 0:30:24.800
<v Speaker 2>think it was Denville, doesn't matter. He used to pay

0:30:24.880 --> 0:30:27.240
<v Speaker 2>turkey farm. Yes, you could go in the back and see,

0:30:27.280 --> 0:30:31.080
<v Speaker 2>I want that turkey. The turkey I didn't. You used

0:30:31.080 --> 0:30:32.880
<v Speaker 2>to pick the turkey and used to be able to

0:30:32.920 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 2>say I want that one, and then it would end

0:30:34.640 --> 0:30:37.080
<v Speaker 2>up on your plate an hour later. Allegedly you don't

0:30:37.080 --> 0:30:38.680
<v Speaker 2>know for a fact, Well you don't know for a fact.

0:30:38.720 --> 0:30:42.040
<v Speaker 2>They could have been a gimmick. But the idea was there.

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:46.240
<v Speaker 2>What's you do it? You look up Will Larrison's was

0:30:46.760 --> 0:30:48.240
<v Speaker 2>it was in chester Chester.

0:30:48.040 --> 0:30:48.440
<v Speaker 5>New Jersey.

0:30:48.520 --> 0:30:52.040
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, yeah, but anyway, so you draw the line at duck.

0:30:53.360 --> 0:30:56.040
<v Speaker 2>I think lobster's okay, I think lobster's fair. I think

0:30:56.320 --> 0:30:58.960
<v Speaker 2>things from the sea. Fish even if it was fish,

0:30:59.280 --> 0:31:01.120
<v Speaker 2>and it was a lot of fish, fish is not

0:31:01.160 --> 0:31:03.680
<v Speaker 2>looking at you, And yes it is, or at least

0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:06.880
<v Speaker 2>one of the fish. Couldn't pick out the fish because

0:31:06.880 --> 0:31:09.400
<v Speaker 2>I would be thinking about the fish alive shrimp. When

0:31:09.400 --> 0:31:11.560
<v Speaker 2>you eat a lobster, looking at a thing and it's

0:31:11.600 --> 0:31:13.840
<v Speaker 2>red and it's cooked and it's like, well it was

0:31:13.840 --> 0:31:16.880
<v Speaker 2>from the ocean, Okay. I think you could just be like,

0:31:16.920 --> 0:31:20.080
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, that and then kill it and done. I

0:31:20.120 --> 0:31:22.760
<v Speaker 2>think that for some reason, we look at chickens and

0:31:22.880 --> 0:31:26.480
<v Speaker 2>ducks and turkeys. Would you okay, would you pick out

0:31:26.480 --> 0:31:28.680
<v Speaker 2>a squid? Sure?

0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:29.040
<v Speaker 3>Why not?

0:31:30.640 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 2>I would you? Would you the puss? Would you? Yeah?

0:31:33.680 --> 0:31:37.240
<v Speaker 2>Would you pick out an octopus? Because watching him flapping

0:31:37.280 --> 0:31:39.160
<v Speaker 2>around with his arms and like waving you like, please

0:31:39.200 --> 0:31:41.480
<v Speaker 2>don't eat me. Anybody watching the boys, you know what

0:31:41.480 --> 0:31:45.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking. Octopus is a smart OCTOPI about octopi, octopie.

0:31:46.440 --> 0:31:49.160
<v Speaker 2>So if you went somewhere and like, oh, sir, we

0:31:49.240 --> 0:31:53.719
<v Speaker 2>have the delicacy dolphin. Would you pick out a dolphin?

0:31:54.200 --> 0:31:58.240
<v Speaker 2>Because I wouldn't eat dolphin that's from the sea, under

0:31:58.320 --> 0:32:04.680
<v Speaker 2>the sea. If you see, yeah, like a gazelle, a

0:32:04.760 --> 0:32:08.880
<v Speaker 2>dumb animal, not with a sweat, then it's for me.

0:32:09.480 --> 0:32:13.040
<v Speaker 2>I just don't know, man. What about pigs? So I

0:32:13.080 --> 0:32:15.920
<v Speaker 2>think once you start talking about pigs and cows, I

0:32:15.920 --> 0:32:18.719
<v Speaker 2>think you're in a different So you couldn't pick out

0:32:18.720 --> 0:32:23.080
<v Speaker 2>a cow. No, I couldn't meet it. What about what

0:32:23.160 --> 0:32:26.760
<v Speaker 2>about meeting the cow? And then it ends up as steak.

0:32:27.080 --> 0:32:28.840
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. How about people who like have

0:32:28.880 --> 0:32:32.920
<v Speaker 2>a pet pig and they're like, well, we got hungry.

0:32:33.480 --> 0:32:37.040
<v Speaker 2>I know that there are people who like the pigs gone. Yeah,

0:32:37.120 --> 0:32:38.640
<v Speaker 2>well right, well, there are people who sing to this

0:32:38.680 --> 0:32:41.160
<v Speaker 2>podcast right now that are saying that they live in

0:32:41.160 --> 0:32:45.640
<v Speaker 2>the heartland of America where they either you know, a

0:32:45.680 --> 0:32:48.640
<v Speaker 2>turkey of chicken a pig might have ended up on

0:32:48.680 --> 0:32:51.120
<v Speaker 2>their plate. For sure, that was a pet that was

0:32:51.160 --> 0:32:53.640
<v Speaker 2>a pet at one time, and either they were told

0:32:53.640 --> 0:32:56.360
<v Speaker 2>to lie that oh yeah, ran away or got away,

0:32:56.640 --> 0:33:01.240
<v Speaker 2>or they were told early on in life, you know,

0:33:01.880 --> 0:33:05.840
<v Speaker 2>our our farmhouse friends are not friends. They're not don't

0:33:05.920 --> 0:33:09.520
<v Speaker 2>develop a relationship with them. Their their meat, their food.

0:33:10.800 --> 0:33:14.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I coming from the city, we we

0:33:15.000 --> 0:33:18.600
<v Speaker 2>can't really relate so city folk. But I just couldn't

0:33:18.600 --> 0:33:20.560
<v Speaker 2>believe my girlfriend because it looked like we were fighting

0:33:20.600 --> 0:33:22.719
<v Speaker 2>in the restaurant, because it looked like we were in

0:33:22.760 --> 0:33:25.280
<v Speaker 2>a fight, and she was crying and I'm like, oh,

0:33:25.400 --> 0:33:28.440
<v Speaker 2>and I'm looking around and I'm like, nothing to see here.

0:33:28.800 --> 0:33:33.560
<v Speaker 2>She's just lost it over over this lobster. And the lobster, yeah,

0:33:33.600 --> 0:33:36.080
<v Speaker 2>because the waiter came out and had to do a

0:33:36.120 --> 0:33:39.719
<v Speaker 2>trick with the lobster. They're like, oh, watch it dance,

0:33:40.840 --> 0:33:44.800
<v Speaker 2>watch the lobster dance. That's too much. That's too much.

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:48.360
<v Speaker 2>I feel like the European waiters are pushy. They're making

0:33:48.360 --> 0:33:50.840
<v Speaker 2>you eat duck heart and and they're they're showing you

0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:54.160
<v Speaker 2>the lobster. Is that like supposed to be cool. I'm

0:33:54.160 --> 0:33:59.000
<v Speaker 2>not doing that. Tank You don't think, okay, you don't think.

0:33:59.040 --> 0:34:03.000
<v Speaker 2>There are people that have that have like lobsters. They

0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:05.560
<v Speaker 2>you know, they're having lobster for dinner, and then they'll

0:34:05.600 --> 0:34:07.680
<v Speaker 2>just take the rubbervan off the claws or whatever the case,

0:34:07.720 --> 0:34:10.640
<v Speaker 2>and they'll have them race across the living room floor

0:34:10.719 --> 0:34:13.040
<v Speaker 2>or the kitchen floor to you know, before they form

0:34:13.080 --> 0:34:14.560
<v Speaker 2>in the pot, have a little fin would take the

0:34:14.640 --> 0:34:17.520
<v Speaker 2>rubber bands off, then they could they could keep the

0:34:17.560 --> 0:34:19.759
<v Speaker 2>rubber bands on when you cook them. Well, we'll see

0:34:19.760 --> 0:34:21.600
<v Speaker 2>if they can go, if they could race race across

0:34:21.640 --> 0:34:26.239
<v Speaker 2>the floor. Okay, So someone on Facebook was talking about

0:34:26.280 --> 0:34:29.000
<v Speaker 2>eating lops. How funny would that be? No, it's not funny.

0:34:29.000 --> 0:34:31.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing that. But tell me what your thoughts

0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:35.399
<v Speaker 2>on this. They were talking about the inability to eat

0:34:35.560 --> 0:34:38.240
<v Speaker 2>a live lobster. The similar to what we're talking about.

0:34:38.560 --> 0:34:40.200
<v Speaker 2>And so somebody said, when you put them in the

0:34:40.239 --> 0:34:42.719
<v Speaker 2>pot of boiling water, you can hear them screaming. No,

0:34:42.840 --> 0:34:45.279
<v Speaker 2>you can't, which hold on, it's the it's the hot

0:34:45.320 --> 0:34:47.880
<v Speaker 2>air going through the shell. Correct. But even so the

0:34:47.920 --> 0:34:50.480
<v Speaker 2>fact that you can't hear them screaming, you know they're screaming, right.

0:34:50.920 --> 0:34:55.120
<v Speaker 2>So one woman's solution to causing the lobster pain but

0:34:55.280 --> 0:34:58.160
<v Speaker 2>not trying not to cause them pain, she said, if

0:34:58.200 --> 0:35:01.560
<v Speaker 2>you put them in the freezer first, then put them

0:35:01.600 --> 0:35:05.560
<v Speaker 2>headfirst into the boiling oil, they don't scream. Now again

0:35:05.640 --> 0:35:09.839
<v Speaker 2>they don't scream. But so your your idea to cause

0:35:09.880 --> 0:35:12.400
<v Speaker 2>them less pain is to put them in a freezer

0:35:13.560 --> 0:35:17.440
<v Speaker 2>and freeze the live lobster so you can die from frost,

0:35:18.360 --> 0:35:20.400
<v Speaker 2>and then you put them in or she So then

0:35:20.440 --> 0:35:23.680
<v Speaker 2>someone someone wrote wrote that's it's that's cruel and sepe No, no, no,

0:35:24.040 --> 0:35:26.440
<v Speaker 2>you don't freeze them till they frozen. You just freeze

0:35:26.440 --> 0:35:28.799
<v Speaker 2>them to chill them. Then you throw them in the pot.

0:35:31.719 --> 0:35:35.319
<v Speaker 2>What you're you're boiling a lobster alive. Anyway you look

0:35:35.360 --> 0:35:38.759
<v Speaker 2>at it. Like her, her idea was to put it

0:35:38.760 --> 0:35:41.120
<v Speaker 2>in the freezer. Scary, if you're going in a pot

0:35:41.160 --> 0:35:44.600
<v Speaker 2>of hot water. You want to be in the freezer first, probably,

0:35:44.680 --> 0:35:48.400
<v Speaker 2>like at that point, does it matter? That's her theory.

0:35:48.560 --> 0:35:52.359
<v Speaker 2>I'd better as you put it in the freezer, right,

0:35:52.840 --> 0:35:54.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm just done? Damn it. Why couldn't I be a

0:35:54.920 --> 0:35:57.040
<v Speaker 2>due either way? I sort of did see a video

0:35:58.000 --> 0:36:02.360
<v Speaker 2>of a crab walking through uh the sand or whatever,

0:36:02.600 --> 0:36:05.960
<v Speaker 2>and all of a sudden it was in a land arm.

0:36:06.360 --> 0:36:09.520
<v Speaker 2>It's it's one of its arms stopped working and it

0:36:09.600 --> 0:36:13.880
<v Speaker 2>was just dragging the arm. So the right arm, the

0:36:13.960 --> 0:36:18.080
<v Speaker 2>right claw just grabs grabs the not working arm and

0:36:18.200 --> 0:36:22.040
<v Speaker 2>pulls it off, and it just keeps walking. But but

0:36:22.080 --> 0:36:29.400
<v Speaker 2>they they regenerate, right, crabs regenerate? Yes, Okay, so I

0:36:29.760 --> 0:36:33.479
<v Speaker 2>it said this thing stopped working. Fuck it, I'm gonna

0:36:33.480 --> 0:36:38.760
<v Speaker 2>pull it off next, just keep walking. It was crazy.

0:36:39.080 --> 0:36:43.439
<v Speaker 2>This is a YouTube video, anyway, was it? Yeah? Yes, sir?

0:36:44.760 --> 0:36:49.160
<v Speaker 2>So uh you on Facebook? Nah, dude, and you know

0:36:49.200 --> 0:36:52.040
<v Speaker 2>where I've lost interest as well as Twitter. I'm not

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:54.840
<v Speaker 2>on Twitter. I forget it. Don't tweet me, but I

0:36:54.920 --> 0:36:59.400
<v Speaker 2>mean it, don't tweet me, no, I I look, I

0:36:59.440 --> 0:37:02.160
<v Speaker 2>occasionally go on to If you're looking for an immediate

0:37:02.160 --> 0:37:05.359
<v Speaker 2>answer from me, don't tweet me it's it's irrelevant. I

0:37:05.400 --> 0:37:07.520
<v Speaker 2>will go on. I will see messages left for me.

0:37:08.040 --> 0:37:10.319
<v Speaker 2>But I check Twitter every couple of days now, and

0:37:10.360 --> 0:37:12.319
<v Speaker 2>it's just like, I don't know, I feel like it's

0:37:12.360 --> 0:37:16.279
<v Speaker 2>fallen off. But Facebook even worse. I barely post on Facebook.

0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:19.919
<v Speaker 2>My You know, we have these these problems with people

0:37:19.960 --> 0:37:23.239
<v Speaker 2>who aren't helpful on Facebook. People share their their their

0:37:23.320 --> 0:37:25.719
<v Speaker 2>stories with us and with me specifically because I know

0:37:25.760 --> 0:37:28.799
<v Speaker 2>who complains about it. And uh, did I read the

0:37:28.800 --> 0:37:33.319
<v Speaker 2>one about the vegan restaurant last week? No? Okay, so

0:37:33.400 --> 0:37:35.319
<v Speaker 2>let me see if if I could find that one here.

0:37:35.320 --> 0:37:40.160
<v Speaker 2>Hold on a second, the vegan restaurant. Yeah way, we're

0:37:40.160 --> 0:37:43.440
<v Speaker 2>gonna get to your talk backs a little while. Oh fantastic,

0:37:43.640 --> 0:37:46.120
<v Speaker 2>we got to talk somebody. So who sent me this, Ordra?

0:37:46.239 --> 0:37:48.480
<v Speaker 2>If I read it two weeks ago? I apologize. Ordre

0:37:48.560 --> 0:37:51.920
<v Speaker 2>sent me this. Uh it's in her town Facebook page.

0:37:52.560 --> 0:37:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Somebody wrote in search of a really good vegan plant

0:37:55.600 --> 0:37:59.400
<v Speaker 2>based restaurant in North Jersey. Yeah so did I I

0:37:59.440 --> 0:38:03.760
<v Speaker 2>think I read this? Joel wrote back, how about salad works?

0:38:04.280 --> 0:38:06.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't really know of any. I have a vegan

0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:10.600
<v Speaker 2>recipe if you want. The woman's asking for a restaurant

0:38:10.640 --> 0:38:13.120
<v Speaker 2>to go to in North Jersey, and this person is like,

0:38:13.160 --> 0:38:14.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't really know of any but I have a

0:38:14.800 --> 0:38:18.520
<v Speaker 2>vegan recipe if you want, because the woman's clearly starving.

0:38:19.600 --> 0:38:22.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that it's not helpful. So well, they

0:38:22.160 --> 0:38:24.040
<v Speaker 2>just want to just when you go on Facebook, they

0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:29.160
<v Speaker 2>have suggested videos, and a lot of my suggested Facebook videos. Again,

0:38:29.160 --> 0:38:30.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm on Facebook a lot, but when I go on

0:38:31.680 --> 0:38:35.680
<v Speaker 2>is like math problems or trivia questions that you have

0:38:35.719 --> 0:38:38.960
<v Speaker 2>to solve. So I love the responses that are always

0:38:38.960 --> 0:38:41.640
<v Speaker 2>so bad. But people are so cocky. So this one

0:38:41.719 --> 0:38:48.080
<v Speaker 2>was a hot dog and chips costs. The hot dog

0:38:49.080 --> 0:38:54.040
<v Speaker 2>costs two dollars more than the chips, right, should be

0:38:54.080 --> 0:38:57.799
<v Speaker 2>hot dog costs. It's bad grammar. How much does the

0:38:57.800 --> 0:39:00.600
<v Speaker 2>hot dog cost? So in order to the hot dog

0:39:00.680 --> 0:39:04.640
<v Speaker 2>to be two dollars more than the chips, the hot

0:39:04.680 --> 0:39:06.680
<v Speaker 2>dog has to be two dollars and ten cents and

0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:09.360
<v Speaker 2>the chips have to be ten cents. Right, So anyway

0:39:09.360 --> 0:39:14.279
<v Speaker 2>it works. Okay, this guy Kenneth writes, simple math, no

0:39:14.400 --> 0:39:17.239
<v Speaker 2>calculator needed, and no explanation is how I arrived to

0:39:17.280 --> 0:39:21.680
<v Speaker 2>my answer? Well, you're wrong. How could the hot dog

0:39:21.760 --> 0:39:25.759
<v Speaker 2>be two dollars. That would mean the chips are free. Yeah,

0:39:26.560 --> 0:39:29.600
<v Speaker 2>but that's clearly not what they you know, I feel like,

0:39:32.160 --> 0:39:34.680
<v Speaker 2>what's going My point is you get all these cocky people.

0:39:34.960 --> 0:39:38.640
<v Speaker 2>Someone else wrote, it's clearly a dollar seventy five. How

0:39:38.680 --> 0:39:45.120
<v Speaker 2>stupid are you people? Oh well, now, how stupid are you? Moron?

0:39:46.200 --> 0:39:51.319
<v Speaker 2>So you know, I sell stuff on Facebook? Right, and

0:39:53.760 --> 0:39:57.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm selling some dishes, old dishes we don't use anymore.

0:39:57.400 --> 0:40:01.399
<v Speaker 2>They're collectibles, and I don't put up the price. I say,

0:40:01.440 --> 0:40:05.280
<v Speaker 2>DM me if you want the price. So people DM

0:40:05.280 --> 0:40:06.600
<v Speaker 2>me and they go how much you asking for that

0:40:06.680 --> 0:40:08.600
<v Speaker 2>dish or that bowl or what? That? Okay, but whatever.

0:40:09.160 --> 0:40:15.319
<v Speaker 2>And this guy, girod Girard or Zerroid, he says, I

0:40:15.320 --> 0:40:17.000
<v Speaker 2>don't know why you don't put the prices up. Why

0:40:17.000 --> 0:40:19.799
<v Speaker 2>do you have to be difficult? Just put the prices up?

0:40:22.000 --> 0:40:25.080
<v Speaker 2>So so I said, I wrote back, I said, he

0:40:25.120 --> 0:40:28.279
<v Speaker 2>goes put the price. So I wrote back, nope, so

0:40:28.400 --> 0:40:30.200
<v Speaker 2>you repeck, Oh no way, I have to have an attitude,

0:40:30.600 --> 0:40:33.440
<v Speaker 2>I said. I said, no, I'm selling this I said, nope,

0:40:33.640 --> 0:40:35.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm selling this stuff the way I want to sell it.

0:40:35.880 --> 0:40:37.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to put the prices up. And I

0:40:37.440 --> 0:40:38.920
<v Speaker 2>don't to explain to you why I'm not putting the

0:40:38.960 --> 0:40:42.640
<v Speaker 2>prices up, so between you and me scary. As soon

0:40:42.640 --> 0:40:45.919
<v Speaker 2>as you put prices up on Facebook pages where old

0:40:45.960 --> 0:40:49.920
<v Speaker 2>ladies who collect dishes are, there's always someone who'll go,

0:40:50.239 --> 0:40:53.160
<v Speaker 2>I'll sell your mind for seven dollars he's asking ten,

0:40:54.239 --> 0:40:55.560
<v Speaker 2>and then have to yell them. I go, get your

0:40:55.560 --> 0:40:58.280
<v Speaker 2>own post, sell your own dishes to get off my post.

0:40:58.520 --> 0:41:00.719
<v Speaker 2>Wow do they do that? The under you on your

0:41:00.719 --> 0:41:04.120
<v Speaker 2>own question? So now I don't put prices because if

0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:06.360
<v Speaker 2>you put, like, oh, I want twelve dollars for this creamer,

0:41:06.560 --> 0:41:08.719
<v Speaker 2>I go, I have a creamer and it's just in

0:41:08.800 --> 0:41:11.560
<v Speaker 2>good condition. You can have it for seven less than

0:41:11.560 --> 0:41:14.120
<v Speaker 2>what he's asking, and I'll throw in free shipping. So

0:41:14.160 --> 0:41:21.279
<v Speaker 2>I don't put the prices up. Why do Girard's like

0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:23.240
<v Speaker 2>telling you how to do things. So then he says

0:41:23.520 --> 0:41:25.239
<v Speaker 2>you should. If you're not going to put prices up,

0:41:25.239 --> 0:41:27.840
<v Speaker 2>you should post it on Facebook marketplace. It'll be easier

0:41:27.840 --> 0:41:30.840
<v Speaker 2>for everyone. I said, you know what, it's easy for everyone,

0:41:30.840 --> 0:41:33.239
<v Speaker 2>but you so guess what. You don't have to buy

0:41:33.239 --> 0:41:36.480
<v Speaker 2>my dishes, but don't tell me how to sell my dishes,

0:41:37.960 --> 0:41:40.759
<v Speaker 2>fucking idiot. Then someone else writes fighting as if I'm

0:41:40.760 --> 0:41:45.040
<v Speaker 2>not there, they write, Hey, Girard or gerroid, he says.

0:41:46.040 --> 0:41:48.600
<v Speaker 2>She says, yeah, you're right. I don't know why people

0:41:48.600 --> 0:41:51.120
<v Speaker 2>don't list prices. Why doesn't this guy list the prices?

0:41:51.160 --> 0:41:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I wrote back. You know I can see what you're writing, right.

0:41:54.400 --> 0:41:57.400
<v Speaker 2>You're replying to him in public on my post. So

0:41:57.400 --> 0:42:00.040
<v Speaker 2>if you have a question, you can ask me. So

0:41:59.920 --> 0:42:02.879
<v Speaker 2>I said, you know why I don't because people under

0:42:02.920 --> 0:42:08.160
<v Speaker 2>sell me. They do. I had no idea, liar. Yeah, yeah,

0:42:08.239 --> 0:42:10.759
<v Speaker 2>she wanted on to sell me. That's what it was.

0:42:11.600 --> 0:42:14.600
<v Speaker 2>They want you to put the prices up. Oh, he's

0:42:14.640 --> 0:42:18.120
<v Speaker 2>asking fifteen. I'll give it to you for thirteen. These

0:42:18.160 --> 0:42:21.000
<v Speaker 2>are the things that I do it privately. Okay, good good.

0:42:21.040 --> 0:42:22.840
<v Speaker 2>It bothers me because I want to sell my dishes,

0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:25.719
<v Speaker 2>and I'm out looking for Mary from Oklahoma to try

0:42:25.719 --> 0:42:27.919
<v Speaker 2>to undersell me. You know what, Harry com maybe I'll

0:42:27.960 --> 0:42:30.279
<v Speaker 2>buy you. Maybe I'll buy your dishes. How much you

0:42:30.320 --> 0:42:37.560
<v Speaker 2>want for him? I'm not telling you. Under Boys podcast. Oh,

0:42:37.600 --> 0:42:40.360
<v Speaker 2>before the break, we were speaking about selling stuff. H

0:42:40.600 --> 0:42:43.080
<v Speaker 2>I sold something for scary. I'm not going to say

0:42:43.120 --> 0:42:46.040
<v Speaker 2>what it is, but it was fifty two dollars and

0:42:46.080 --> 0:42:47.640
<v Speaker 2>I had this is this is where I got. I

0:42:47.680 --> 0:42:50.239
<v Speaker 2>got upset two weeks ago. I paid twelve seventy five

0:42:50.239 --> 0:42:52.960
<v Speaker 2>for shipping, and eBay took a share of the sale,

0:42:53.440 --> 0:42:56.560
<v Speaker 2>the taxes and the shipping out of the profits that

0:42:56.600 --> 0:42:59.160
<v Speaker 2>I then had to split with Scary because I'm taking

0:42:59.200 --> 0:43:02.120
<v Speaker 2>a percentage. It's Scary as too a fuff to sell

0:43:02.160 --> 0:43:07.920
<v Speaker 2>an eBay. So I dropped the box off. Dropped the

0:43:07.960 --> 0:43:09.640
<v Speaker 2>box off at the post office and I put it

0:43:09.680 --> 0:43:13.160
<v Speaker 2>on the ledge that says prepaid boxes put them here.

0:43:13.960 --> 0:43:17.040
<v Speaker 2>So I put the box there and the guy who

0:43:17.080 --> 0:43:21.400
<v Speaker 2>bought the thing from Scary from me technically Tech. He

0:43:21.520 --> 0:43:24.520
<v Speaker 2>emails me and he says, hey, it's been five six days.

0:43:24.520 --> 0:43:28.760
<v Speaker 2>I haven't gotten it. What's going on? So I said, well,

0:43:28.800 --> 0:43:30.880
<v Speaker 2>I'll check the tracking, goes I already checked the tracking

0:43:31.400 --> 0:43:33.719
<v Speaker 2>on it, and there's no record of it. It's as

0:43:33.760 --> 0:43:36.239
<v Speaker 2>if you never brought it to the post office. I said, well,

0:43:36.239 --> 0:43:38.560
<v Speaker 2>that's bullshit, that's not right. So I go into the

0:43:38.560 --> 0:43:40.440
<v Speaker 2>post office and I show him the tracking number and

0:43:40.440 --> 0:43:43.000
<v Speaker 2>she says, oh, yeah, a lot of people have been

0:43:43.000 --> 0:43:47.840
<v Speaker 2>complaining about that. The tracking is not entering the system properly.

0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:50.960
<v Speaker 2>But your package isn't here. It's five days ago, and

0:43:50.960 --> 0:43:53.279
<v Speaker 2>every night we clear out all the packages. No packages left,

0:43:53.480 --> 0:43:56.040
<v Speaker 2>So it's on your way to South Carolina. I think

0:43:57.719 --> 0:44:00.680
<v Speaker 2>some small town in South Carolina, right, I said, I

0:44:00.680 --> 0:44:03.479
<v Speaker 2>tell the guy your package with scary shit in it

0:44:03.520 --> 0:44:06.560
<v Speaker 2>should be there any day. So four days later, he goes,

0:44:06.560 --> 0:44:08.800
<v Speaker 2>I still haven't gotten that. I'm filing a lost package complain.

0:44:08.840 --> 0:44:11.200
<v Speaker 2>I want my money back. I go, well, if he

0:44:11.200 --> 0:44:12.440
<v Speaker 2>wants his money back, then I got to get my

0:44:12.440 --> 0:44:14.799
<v Speaker 2>money back from Scary to pay this guy back. I mean,

0:44:15.120 --> 0:44:16.359
<v Speaker 2>it comes out of my account, but then I got

0:44:16.400 --> 0:44:17.839
<v Speaker 2>to get my money back. Is already give you, scary man,

0:44:17.880 --> 0:44:19.279
<v Speaker 2>And of course you know I'm going to give you your

0:44:19.239 --> 0:44:21.360
<v Speaker 2>money back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a lot of drama.

0:44:21.520 --> 0:44:25.000
<v Speaker 2>So it sounds like I call the post office, because

0:44:25.000 --> 0:44:27.520
<v Speaker 2>the woman says, call the eight hundred number. And I

0:44:27.560 --> 0:44:30.479
<v Speaker 2>called the post office and I get the voicemail tree

0:44:30.520 --> 0:44:33.520
<v Speaker 2>and it says, if you don't want to wait on hold,

0:44:34.080 --> 0:44:36.759
<v Speaker 2>you can leave your your number and we'll call you back.

0:44:37.400 --> 0:44:39.480
<v Speaker 2>So it says enter your name as you'd like to

0:44:39.480 --> 0:44:42.000
<v Speaker 2>be referred. So I say David Brody and they say

0:44:42.040 --> 0:44:43.960
<v Speaker 2>and I record it. I hit the pound key. Great.

0:44:44.400 --> 0:44:47.080
<v Speaker 2>They called me back and it says, this is USPS

0:44:47.160 --> 0:44:51.120
<v Speaker 2>with your callback. This is a courtesy call back for

0:44:51.680 --> 0:44:56.520
<v Speaker 2>valued customer. When valued customer is back on the phone,

0:44:57.200 --> 0:45:00.160
<v Speaker 2>please push one. And I'm looking, I'm going, what the

0:45:00.239 --> 0:45:03.720
<v Speaker 2>fuck they go when valued customer is back on the phone.

0:45:03.840 --> 0:45:05.839
<v Speaker 2>If this is valued customer, I guess, I guess you're

0:45:05.880 --> 0:45:07.640
<v Speaker 2>not a valued customer because you didn't press it. Well,

0:45:07.640 --> 0:45:09.800
<v Speaker 2>I guess that David Brodie part didn't didn't record it,

0:45:10.160 --> 0:45:14.160
<v Speaker 2>didn't register, right, didn't register. So I get the woman

0:45:14.280 --> 0:45:18.160
<v Speaker 2>gets on the phone, very nice woman, and she says, oh,

0:45:18.400 --> 0:45:20.799
<v Speaker 2>terribly sorry, give us the tracking number. She says, you

0:45:20.840 --> 0:45:23.160
<v Speaker 2>have insurance for this, You're covered for one hundred dollars.

0:45:23.480 --> 0:45:25.359
<v Speaker 2>I said, well, it was fifty two dollars plus twelve

0:45:25.440 --> 0:45:27.719
<v Speaker 2>seventy five for shipping. I would like my sixty four

0:45:27.760 --> 0:45:29.160
<v Speaker 2>to seventy five back because I have to refund it

0:45:29.200 --> 0:45:31.040
<v Speaker 2>to the boy. God. Oh, we will put an acclaim

0:45:31.040 --> 0:45:32.600
<v Speaker 2>and we will have a supervisor to call you within

0:45:32.680 --> 0:45:36.880
<v Speaker 2>three days guaranteed. Great, we'll send you email confirmation. Great.

0:45:37.480 --> 0:45:39.680
<v Speaker 2>I get an email that says your case number is five. Oh,

0:45:39.760 --> 0:45:42.640
<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah, and it'll be processed in three days.

0:45:42.640 --> 0:45:44.520
<v Speaker 2>You'll have a supervisor to confirm everything. Get your money

0:45:44.560 --> 0:45:48.400
<v Speaker 2>back great. Ten minutes later, I get an email that says,

0:45:49.160 --> 0:45:53.040
<v Speaker 2>we apologize your case was routed to the wrong department.

0:45:53.320 --> 0:45:55.480
<v Speaker 2>Here is your new case number. It is now in

0:45:55.520 --> 0:46:01.560
<v Speaker 2>the lost package division, and David contact the post office

0:46:01.600 --> 0:46:04.359
<v Speaker 2>in South Carolina and we'll get back to you. I

0:46:04.360 --> 0:46:06.719
<v Speaker 2>get a phone call from South Carolina. Yes, today, Hey

0:46:06.800 --> 0:46:09.920
<v Speaker 2>y'all doing this is Fayhee or whatever is Lehigh, some

0:46:10.080 --> 0:46:12.360
<v Speaker 2>little town South Carolina. We just want to let you

0:46:12.400 --> 0:46:15.719
<v Speaker 2>know we didn't find your package. There's no package here.

0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:18.200
<v Speaker 2>I said, okay, so I'm closing out of your account.

0:46:18.200 --> 0:46:20.399
<v Speaker 2>I want to apologize, Brodie, because I feel like I'm

0:46:20.680 --> 0:46:23.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm the cause of this. I feel like I gave

0:46:23.560 --> 0:46:26.719
<v Speaker 2>you all this ship to sell and and you're you're

0:46:26.760 --> 0:46:30.200
<v Speaker 2>spending all your time and you're working waking hours yep,

0:46:30.480 --> 0:46:33.520
<v Speaker 2>like arguing with fucking people on no but even you're

0:46:33.560 --> 0:46:37.840
<v Speaker 2>you're you're on these comment threads. Well, I'm shit in

0:46:37.920 --> 0:46:41.480
<v Speaker 2>your comment that's my ship. Even so, I just I

0:46:41.560 --> 0:46:44.239
<v Speaker 2>don't sell. So they closed out the account. She said,

0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:45.920
<v Speaker 2>I have to close out this account because you were

0:46:45.920 --> 0:46:47.640
<v Speaker 2>in the wrong department. I said I was in the

0:46:47.719 --> 0:46:50.400
<v Speaker 2>right department. They transferred me to your department. She says, well,

0:46:50.440 --> 0:46:52.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm closing out your account. You're gonna have to refile

0:46:52.120 --> 0:46:54.120
<v Speaker 2>this account. So I had to go back to USPS

0:46:54.160 --> 0:46:55.719
<v Speaker 2>and I and I went to refile and they said

0:46:55.800 --> 0:46:59.400
<v Speaker 2>this is already a claim. Okay, you can't refile. So

0:46:59.520 --> 0:47:01.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm just telling you go in your circle. I just

0:47:02.320 --> 0:47:05.200
<v Speaker 2>all right, whatever, you know, not gonna lose sleep over it.

0:47:05.280 --> 0:47:07.360
<v Speaker 2>Life's too short, man. I think you should come on

0:47:07.400 --> 0:47:09.719
<v Speaker 2>a vacation with me. I've come to this conclusion we

0:47:09.760 --> 0:47:12.040
<v Speaker 2>need to do what kind of crazy ship. We need

0:47:12.040 --> 0:47:13.920
<v Speaker 2>to do a vacation. You and me need to do

0:47:13.960 --> 0:47:16.839
<v Speaker 2>a vacation because you've got to get out of this.

0:47:16.840 --> 0:47:22.080
<v Speaker 2>This this this hellish vortex of selling and arguing and

0:47:22.160 --> 0:47:26.600
<v Speaker 2>selling and arguing and fighting with with UPS and d

0:47:26.920 --> 0:47:29.680
<v Speaker 2>h L and FedEx and all these people. I just

0:47:29.760 --> 0:47:34.000
<v Speaker 2>now you Uspice, and so I'm not going to tell

0:47:34.000 --> 0:47:36.080
<v Speaker 2>you today, but when I tell you the best by

0:47:36.160 --> 0:47:39.040
<v Speaker 2>next week, more of this, more of this. Had a

0:47:39.080 --> 0:47:42.239
<v Speaker 2>fight with skull Candy. God damn it. I was You're

0:47:42.280 --> 0:47:44.480
<v Speaker 2>going to Vegas, my wife and not going to Vegas.

0:47:44.960 --> 0:47:48.279
<v Speaker 2>That's interesting. That's fun you're doing. I don't believe you're

0:47:48.280 --> 0:47:50.480
<v Speaker 2>doing vacation, a vacation. We're going to go to Vegas

0:47:50.760 --> 0:47:53.839
<v Speaker 2>sometime end of the summer, good and the summer. Why

0:47:53.920 --> 0:47:59.520
<v Speaker 2>not now because we can't right now. My wife's working.

0:48:01.080 --> 0:48:03.319
<v Speaker 2>Where We're gonna plan it so that if I if

0:48:03.360 --> 0:48:05.560
<v Speaker 2>I start a new job somewhere, I can tell them

0:48:05.560 --> 0:48:09.120
<v Speaker 2>in advance how I'm going to Vegas that week. You know. Okay,

0:48:09.239 --> 0:48:12.200
<v Speaker 2>right now, I'm still chilling. I'm just starting to buy

0:48:12.320 --> 0:48:14.239
<v Speaker 2>up some plane tickets. I'm just looking around. I'm just

0:48:14.280 --> 0:48:16.120
<v Speaker 2>like looking online and I'm gonna book this. I'm gonna

0:48:16.120 --> 0:48:18.560
<v Speaker 2>book that. I'm gonna book. The latest reports are that

0:48:18.560 --> 0:48:21.000
<v Speaker 2>that airfare may go up about eight percent over the summer.

0:48:21.080 --> 0:48:23.440
<v Speaker 2>So get your tickets now, your tickets now. That's exactly

0:48:23.480 --> 0:48:25.919
<v Speaker 2>why I did that. So I started laying in all

0:48:25.960 --> 0:48:29.200
<v Speaker 2>of my my flights if I could, you know whatever,

0:48:29.440 --> 0:48:31.040
<v Speaker 2>But I gotta get out of there. We go, gotta

0:48:31.040 --> 0:48:33.480
<v Speaker 2>get the outshould we go? Slice and leave us to

0:48:33.520 --> 0:48:36.400
<v Speaker 2>talk back if you're on the heart radio app with

0:48:36.520 --> 0:48:38.480
<v Speaker 2>the microphone, leave us where it's scary and I going

0:48:38.520 --> 0:48:40.960
<v Speaker 2>on a small vacation together. We need like a weekend,

0:48:41.000 --> 0:48:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Like a four day where we don't have to discuss

0:48:43.719 --> 0:48:50.279
<v Speaker 2>myrtles problem with your dishes, where we'll four where we

0:48:50.320 --> 0:48:54.480
<v Speaker 2>don't talk about fucking. We get them away from yeah talking,

0:48:54.640 --> 0:48:58.120
<v Speaker 2>get away from ups and fucking kinkos. Okay, that's fine.

0:48:58.160 --> 0:48:59.880
<v Speaker 2>These places I don't know. I just so where can

0:48:59.880 --> 0:49:01.640
<v Speaker 2>we because now here's the problem. Scary? You like to

0:49:01.640 --> 0:49:06.000
<v Speaker 2>go to beaches. I love beaches. I like cocktail like beaches. See,

0:49:06.080 --> 0:49:07.759
<v Speaker 2>I like a pool. Can we go with like a

0:49:07.760 --> 0:49:09.919
<v Speaker 2>place with a pool? Yeah? How about your basketball pool

0:49:09.960 --> 0:49:12.600
<v Speaker 2>gets start there? Oh you know what? My pool opens

0:49:12.640 --> 0:49:15.480
<v Speaker 2>next week? Scary? Uh huh yeah? Nice? Am I already hooked

0:49:15.520 --> 0:49:18.640
<v Speaker 2>up to hoses? Is this the year do I get invited? No?

0:49:18.640 --> 0:49:21.040
<v Speaker 2>Not the year? Still can't come swimming in your pool?

0:49:21.080 --> 0:49:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Getting closer? When when the number? When the year is

0:49:23.400 --> 0:49:26.200
<v Speaker 2>a palindrome? You are a true jerk off. Let me

0:49:26.200 --> 0:49:29.360
<v Speaker 2>tell you something I've been I've known you all these years.

0:49:29.640 --> 0:49:33.120
<v Speaker 2>We've been doing this podcast for five, maybe more than seven.

0:49:33.239 --> 0:49:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Look at this, and I still haven't gotten invite to

0:49:35.719 --> 0:49:38.480
<v Speaker 2>your pool. And this year is not going to be

0:49:38.480 --> 0:49:41.640
<v Speaker 2>any different. I don't know. I'm just saying, you've only

0:49:41.640 --> 0:49:46.160
<v Speaker 2>been to my house. I think once, twice, three times

0:49:46.160 --> 0:49:49.719
<v Speaker 2>a lady. I knew you were gonna say that, but

0:49:50.760 --> 0:49:52.840
<v Speaker 2>you know, yeah, but but I think we yeah, okay,

0:49:52.840 --> 0:49:54.560
<v Speaker 2>in fairness, scary. Have I been in your pool? No?

0:49:54.840 --> 0:49:57.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't have a pool if I had, what kind

0:49:57.200 --> 0:49:59.080
<v Speaker 2>of selfish basket friend to you? You don't buy a

0:49:59.080 --> 0:50:01.400
<v Speaker 2>pool that I can come into. I live in an apartment,

0:50:02.200 --> 0:50:03.960
<v Speaker 2>so move to a place that as a pool in

0:50:04.000 --> 0:50:05.880
<v Speaker 2>the building. Don't have a pool in my building. I

0:50:05.920 --> 0:50:08.399
<v Speaker 2>got indoors. Who's whose pool? Did you use? Indoor? Who

0:50:08.440 --> 0:50:11.400
<v Speaker 2>invited you over? Who invites you over to their apartment

0:50:11.440 --> 0:50:16.320
<v Speaker 2>building pool? Whoever? Name? Remember? Yeah? My buddy Brian jetskey

0:50:16.320 --> 0:50:18.680
<v Speaker 2>Brian tho Yeah, Brian, right right? Yeah? Not not fall

0:50:18.719 --> 0:50:21.359
<v Speaker 2>asleep on the toilet, Brian, that's toilet Brian. No jets

0:50:21.400 --> 0:50:23.960
<v Speaker 2>keep Bryan toilet. Bran lives in Hobulkin invites you to

0:50:24.080 --> 0:50:26.080
<v Speaker 2>his pool all the time. Love that? Okay? Let me

0:50:26.120 --> 0:50:28.359
<v Speaker 2>ask you a question. Jet ski Brian, I've met jetski Brian,

0:50:28.480 --> 0:50:31.239
<v Speaker 2>very nice guy. Yes. Have you said to me, Hey, Brody,

0:50:31.239 --> 0:50:33.880
<v Speaker 2>won't we go jet skiing? Do you want to go

0:50:33.960 --> 0:50:38.479
<v Speaker 2>jet skiing in the Hudson River? No, falthy. Well you say, okay,

0:50:38.480 --> 0:50:39.680
<v Speaker 2>I would go. I would you know, I would go.

0:50:39.719 --> 0:50:43.040
<v Speaker 2>I would go. Jean is a great business. Jet woulds key.

0:50:43.080 --> 0:50:45.880
<v Speaker 2>Brian runs his business out of out of the uh

0:50:46.200 --> 0:50:48.759
<v Speaker 2>that the New York Harbor, and they do tours around

0:50:48.800 --> 0:50:51.520
<v Speaker 2>the Statue of Liberty. I've seen video already, I would have.

0:50:51.719 --> 0:50:54.919
<v Speaker 2>I was only joking about it. Is Brian's jet ski.

0:50:55.160 --> 0:50:58.160
<v Speaker 2>He says, it's very clean now I is now I

0:50:58.160 --> 0:51:00.440
<v Speaker 2>would ten years ago. No, now it's much better. I

0:51:00.440 --> 0:51:02.200
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't get in that water still, I don't know, but

0:51:02.239 --> 0:51:04.239
<v Speaker 2>that's just me. I wouldn't drink it, but I jet

0:51:04.239 --> 0:51:06.000
<v Speaker 2>ski on it and going to jet ski by the

0:51:06.000 --> 0:51:09.839
<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn Bridge. Already we're talking about things other than you

0:51:10.160 --> 0:51:13.239
<v Speaker 2>getting into a fight at Chipotle because your bag was

0:51:13.239 --> 0:51:15.839
<v Speaker 2>sitting there with the wrong name on it. See, bring

0:51:15.920 --> 0:51:18.560
<v Speaker 2>up bad, bad things. I'll just say, no, just let's

0:51:18.600 --> 0:51:21.160
<v Speaker 2>jet ski. Let's go do let's do something's good to do.

0:51:21.239 --> 0:51:23.840
<v Speaker 2>Something we gotta get out. We've got it. Life is

0:51:24.360 --> 0:51:27.640
<v Speaker 2>they say the sand is is leaving the hour glass,

0:51:27.719 --> 0:51:29.919
<v Speaker 2>or it's going from the top to the bottom. Well

0:51:32.200 --> 0:51:33.680
<v Speaker 2>in the top. I wanted you to go on the

0:51:33.680 --> 0:51:35.200
<v Speaker 2>pizza tour with me. You didn't go in the pizza

0:51:35.239 --> 0:51:37.040
<v Speaker 2>tour with me. I can still do that something. I'm

0:51:37.120 --> 0:51:39.920
<v Speaker 2>freaking second quarter scary man. I'm ready. I'll go on

0:51:39.960 --> 0:51:41.640
<v Speaker 2>a pizza too. I'll go to New Haven and eat

0:51:41.640 --> 0:51:44.520
<v Speaker 2>the country's second or third best pizza. I'm the problem

0:51:44.520 --> 0:51:47.880
<v Speaker 2>with that. I'll do a cheeseteak run in Philly. We'll

0:51:47.920 --> 0:51:50.360
<v Speaker 2>go get why you a fight with Connecticut listeners? For

0:51:50.960 --> 0:51:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I love Connecticut. The pizza is fine, it's good. Some

0:51:54.080 --> 0:51:56.080
<v Speaker 2>of it's better than New York pizza. I'm just saying,

0:51:56.480 --> 0:51:58.919
<v Speaker 2>just better than the bad New York pizza. It's better.

0:51:59.000 --> 0:52:01.080
<v Speaker 2>You know what. I will say this, Connecticut onna make

0:52:01.080 --> 0:52:06.120
<v Speaker 2>you happy. Connecticut pizza is far better than pizza in

0:52:06.200 --> 0:52:08.520
<v Speaker 2>a box in a drawer. Is that fair? I'm giving

0:52:08.520 --> 0:52:12.160
<v Speaker 2>them a compliment. You're awful, You're awful. Yeah. So yeah,

0:52:12.200 --> 0:52:13.560
<v Speaker 2>So we got to think of a place to go.

0:52:13.719 --> 0:52:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Let's get out of here. Let's let's let's go to

0:52:16.000 --> 0:52:18.399
<v Speaker 2>a place that's tropical. Like a car ride, like top

0:52:18.440 --> 0:52:21.040
<v Speaker 2>down a car. We go driving, We could go driving.

0:52:21.400 --> 0:52:24.080
<v Speaker 2>It's a dreary day today. By the way, it's raining,

0:52:24.160 --> 0:52:27.040
<v Speaker 2>it's disgusting. It's by the way, do we get any

0:52:27.040 --> 0:52:30.080
<v Speaker 2>talkbacks about people who would not drive with the top

0:52:30.120 --> 0:52:33.600
<v Speaker 2>down in a tunnel. Oh, yeah, play the talkbacks we

0:52:33.600 --> 0:52:36.399
<v Speaker 2>were Yeah, let's do that. Should we do that next? Yes,

0:52:36.480 --> 0:52:39.880
<v Speaker 2>we come back, We'll play your talkbacks. Sounds good. Should

0:52:39.920 --> 0:52:43.040
<v Speaker 2>I play the jingle now? Yeah? Why not? Unless you

0:52:43.040 --> 0:52:45.120
<v Speaker 2>want to talk about the time for thirty seconds? Two

0:52:45.400 --> 0:52:50.120
<v Speaker 2>thirty and two three? I don't see a pattern here.

0:52:50.160 --> 0:52:53.839
<v Speaker 2>How about two thirty four? So two three four? That's

0:52:54.400 --> 0:53:01.520
<v Speaker 2>coming up? Two three four four? Okay now, and Scary see,

0:53:01.520 --> 0:53:04.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna play that number now to a sequence numbers

0:53:04.160 --> 0:53:07.839
<v Speaker 2>two three four sequence? Okay, ray man, Yeah, we got

0:53:07.840 --> 0:53:08.520
<v Speaker 2>some talkbacks.

0:53:09.560 --> 0:53:13.440
<v Speaker 4>Hi guys, it's Jen from Brooklyn. Just needed to comment

0:53:13.600 --> 0:53:18.640
<v Speaker 4>on episode two fifty three in regards to Scary posting

0:53:18.760 --> 0:53:23.319
<v Speaker 4>about his bougie trip. I saw his post on Instagram.

0:53:23.480 --> 0:53:26.560
<v Speaker 4>I've been to Lisbon in Paris a few times and

0:53:26.600 --> 0:53:31.080
<v Speaker 4>I thought, cool, let me share, let me help. Didn't

0:53:31.080 --> 0:53:33.440
<v Speaker 4>think it was bougie. Had it go? If you, Scary,

0:53:33.840 --> 0:53:34.880
<v Speaker 4>Hope you had a great trip.

0:53:35.840 --> 0:53:38.279
<v Speaker 2>All right, Jen takes your side. Thank you so much.

0:53:38.360 --> 0:53:41.080
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Jen? Oh why because did you? Oh wait wait,

0:53:41.080 --> 0:53:43.160
<v Speaker 2>I forgot what was this? This is the conversation we

0:53:43.160 --> 0:53:44.839
<v Speaker 2>had a couple of weeks ago that you were like, Oh,

0:53:44.920 --> 0:53:47.239
<v Speaker 2>is anyone know any restaurants in Paris or Lisbon I

0:53:47.280 --> 0:53:49.480
<v Speaker 2>can go to? Yes, Yeah, And I thought it was

0:53:49.520 --> 0:53:53.760
<v Speaker 2>boogie to do that. Okay, you'll go to the Bronx.

0:53:53.880 --> 0:53:59.360
<v Speaker 6>You would be like, just listening to you in that episode,

0:53:59.640 --> 0:54:04.480
<v Speaker 6>and I totally agree with you about situation with the

0:54:04.520 --> 0:54:07.640
<v Speaker 6>person the pamphlets, and I think.

0:54:10.160 --> 0:54:15.400
<v Speaker 2>She had the toilet. Okay, so she's referencing the religious

0:54:15.680 --> 0:54:18.920
<v Speaker 2>homeless guy or whatever who came to your curnvertible at

0:54:18.920 --> 0:54:21.640
<v Speaker 2>the gas station in Jersey City. The nozzle was in

0:54:21.680 --> 0:54:24.360
<v Speaker 2>the tank, I was trapped, the top was down. We

0:54:24.360 --> 0:54:26.360
<v Speaker 2>were sitting in the vehicle, and the guy approached the

0:54:26.400 --> 0:54:29.040
<v Speaker 2>vehicle and started handing us pamphlets. God, I don't see.

0:54:29.040 --> 0:54:30.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm tried to pick a fight with the guy, and

0:54:30.640 --> 0:54:32.080
<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to get the hell out of there.

0:54:32.120 --> 0:54:35.960
<v Speaker 2>But whatever, I don't sounded great. Scary, scary and brody,

0:54:36.040 --> 0:54:41.040
<v Speaker 2>brody and scary Curly Jason, Jason Curly here from Delaware. Scary,

0:54:41.080 --> 0:54:43.319
<v Speaker 2>you got a new niece. I have to ask only

0:54:43.360 --> 0:54:50.359
<v Speaker 2>one question and one question because for those who don't

0:54:50.400 --> 0:54:53.840
<v Speaker 2>know that I can't relate Herr's one question. It's by

0:54:53.920 --> 0:54:55.759
<v Speaker 2>one question. It's about I can't relate to kids, and

0:54:55.800 --> 0:54:57.640
<v Speaker 2>I just know it's a thing, So it's my way

0:54:57.680 --> 0:55:01.240
<v Speaker 2>of starting a conversation with the parent. Is your child colleague,

0:55:01.239 --> 0:55:05.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's such an inside joke, Jason, this

0:55:05.239 --> 0:55:06.320
<v Speaker 2>is Tim from Youngstown.

0:55:06.440 --> 0:55:06.799
<v Speaker 5>What up?

0:55:07.000 --> 0:55:09.759
<v Speaker 2>You're a bougie bastard. No, not, nobody would do that.

0:55:09.800 --> 0:55:11.759
<v Speaker 2>Money brod is right.

0:55:13.560 --> 0:55:14.279
<v Speaker 3>Listen to him.

0:55:14.719 --> 0:55:16.399
<v Speaker 2>He would not steer you in the wrong way.

0:55:17.320 --> 0:55:21.600
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes you're a bougie bastard.

0:55:20.080 --> 0:55:21.040
<v Speaker 4>But you are a good man.

0:55:22.040 --> 0:55:23.720
<v Speaker 6>I hope you had a fun time on your trip.

0:55:24.000 --> 0:55:27.120
<v Speaker 2>I did. It was a great time. Did anyone give

0:55:27.120 --> 0:55:29.680
<v Speaker 2>you a recommendation that you would followed through on? Yes?

0:55:30.920 --> 0:55:33.920
<v Speaker 2>I went to go get the best falaffel in the

0:55:34.160 --> 0:55:39.520
<v Speaker 2>uh in Paris and the lost du falafel. Now some

0:55:39.600 --> 0:55:42.640
<v Speaker 2>would say, what the hell you're going to Paris and

0:55:42.800 --> 0:55:45.400
<v Speaker 2>eating falaffel. Well, let me tell you. There's a big

0:55:45.760 --> 0:55:49.120
<v Speaker 2>Jewish area there where they were young and scary telling

0:55:49.120 --> 0:55:52.360
<v Speaker 2>people what juwe where they wear yamakas. No, it was kosher.

0:55:52.400 --> 0:55:55.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, they wear yamakis. Well that's everything. No, no, no,

0:55:55.640 --> 0:56:00.400
<v Speaker 2>lost do falafel is in Is in La Marie l

0:56:00.480 --> 0:56:03.160
<v Speaker 2>A L A M E M A r A I

0:56:03.360 --> 0:56:07.399
<v Speaker 2>s neighborhood and it's all it's all Jewish and and

0:56:07.400 --> 0:56:09.400
<v Speaker 2>and let me tell you something. The guy they closed

0:56:09.400 --> 0:56:12.400
<v Speaker 2>sundown on Fridays and they closed all day Saturday. And

0:56:12.440 --> 0:56:15.480
<v Speaker 2>I get it. I walk in there, dude, everyone, every

0:56:15.520 --> 0:56:17.600
<v Speaker 2>celebrity has been there, Pharrell. They have a picture with

0:56:17.600 --> 0:56:20.360
<v Speaker 2>with Pharrell and all these other people. So I'm sitting

0:56:20.400 --> 0:56:24.120
<v Speaker 2>in there and a rabbi comes in. I'm so happy hanakah.

0:56:25.200 --> 0:56:26.800
<v Speaker 2>Do you think I know? It sounds like the beginning

0:56:26.800 --> 0:56:30.520
<v Speaker 2>of a joke. So this rabbi walks into song into

0:56:30.560 --> 0:56:34.760
<v Speaker 2>a Jewish dick. Come on, yes you did, but nothing

0:56:34.760 --> 0:56:36.680
<v Speaker 2>says jew like. For when I hear Pharrell, I'm like,

0:56:36.760 --> 0:56:42.080
<v Speaker 2>he knows Jewish. So the rabbi came into the happy happy, Okay, gotcha.

0:56:42.680 --> 0:56:45.480
<v Speaker 2>He comes in and he's like, looks at me and

0:56:45.520 --> 0:56:50.520
<v Speaker 2>he goes, so are you Jewish? And I'm like, huh, heyes,

0:56:50.719 --> 0:56:53.640
<v Speaker 2>you look Jewish? And my girl looking at my girlfriend

0:56:53.760 --> 0:56:56.920
<v Speaker 2>and it was a rabbi with was it a rabbi

0:56:57.200 --> 0:56:59.600
<v Speaker 2>or man that happened to have a beard. Nope, he

0:56:59.640 --> 0:57:02.839
<v Speaker 2>was a rabd and he and he had he had

0:57:02.840 --> 0:57:05.400
<v Speaker 2>the hat, and he had he had the hat, he

0:57:05.440 --> 0:57:08.400
<v Speaker 2>had the tassels, he had the beard. He was dressed

0:57:08.400 --> 0:57:11.719
<v Speaker 2>in black and white, and he looked like a seed.

0:57:11.800 --> 0:57:14.279
<v Speaker 2>Him from Borough Park, Brooklyn. But you know, for a

0:57:14.400 --> 0:57:17.960
<v Speaker 2>from in a second, Brody, let me get to the

0:57:18.000 --> 0:57:22.560
<v Speaker 2>end of my story before you crucify me. Uh huh, okay, well, uh, well,

0:57:22.920 --> 0:57:26.920
<v Speaker 2>my game of Jesus reference now intentional on that one. Okay,

0:57:27.280 --> 0:57:28.960
<v Speaker 2>the Jews did not know that. So he goes. So

0:57:28.960 --> 0:57:31.800
<v Speaker 2>we get to the conversation. He goes. He goes, I said, actually,

0:57:31.840 --> 0:57:35.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm a Catholic Italian. I said, I'm not Jewish at all.

0:57:36.080 --> 0:57:38.600
<v Speaker 2>He goes, you look Jewish. He probably like dil. He goes,

0:57:38.640 --> 0:57:42.520
<v Speaker 2>where you're from? Now he's a vampire. I'm the count

0:57:42.520 --> 0:57:47.640
<v Speaker 2>from Sensame Street. What I'm Jewish? Where are you from?

0:57:47.840 --> 0:57:50.360
<v Speaker 2>I said, I'm from Brooklyn. He goes, oh, I'm from

0:57:50.480 --> 0:57:52.520
<v Speaker 2>I knew it. He's I'm from New York. He goes,

0:57:52.560 --> 0:57:55.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm from Brooklyn as well. And he was there at

0:57:55.680 --> 0:57:58.600
<v Speaker 2>last due falafel, And and at what point did he say,

0:57:58.640 --> 0:58:04.320
<v Speaker 2>and I'm a rabbi. So he left, and then the

0:58:04.360 --> 0:58:06.400
<v Speaker 2>waiter comes over and I'm like I'm like, who is

0:58:06.400 --> 0:58:08.120
<v Speaker 2>that guy. I'm like, he just came to my table

0:58:08.160 --> 0:58:10.240
<v Speaker 2>asking me if I was Jewish, and it looked like

0:58:10.240 --> 0:58:13.080
<v Speaker 2>I was enjoying the food. He goes, he goes that's uh,

0:58:13.120 --> 0:58:15.120
<v Speaker 2>he's the town rabbi and he goes in and out

0:58:15.120 --> 0:58:17.240
<v Speaker 2>of all he just walks up and down. You know,

0:58:17.320 --> 0:58:19.280
<v Speaker 2>this Jewish row goes in and out of all the

0:58:19.280 --> 0:58:22.720
<v Speaker 2>restaurants in France. By the way, I'm I'm sitting in Paris, France.

0:58:23.080 --> 0:58:25.320
<v Speaker 2>There were Jews in France. Yeah, No, I wanted to

0:58:25.360 --> 0:58:27.640
<v Speaker 2>make that point. You know that that's kind of you know,

0:58:27.680 --> 0:58:30.520
<v Speaker 2>it's cool. It was a cool thing. So the full

0:58:30.520 --> 0:58:33.000
<v Speaker 2>offel was let me tell you, it was damn good.

0:58:33.240 --> 0:58:36.760
<v Speaker 2>It was. It rivaled some of the best falaffel that

0:58:36.800 --> 0:58:38.920
<v Speaker 2>I've ever eaten. And now, did you tell the rabbi

0:58:38.960 --> 0:58:41.000
<v Speaker 2>from New York that you've had better bagels in Montreal?

0:58:41.000 --> 0:58:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Because he probably would have stabbed you. We didn't talk

0:58:43.240 --> 0:58:45.120
<v Speaker 2>about that, no, but you know what, he might have

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<v Speaker 2>might have agreed. He's a world traveler. He was hanging

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<v Speaker 2>out living and he was living in Paris. So yeah, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>so so that was cool. He had the hat I

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<v Speaker 2>loved where he described religious Jewish, so yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 2>had the hat, the tassels, you know, all of it.

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<v Speaker 2>And we went Robin and I went to the Mulan Rouge.

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<v Speaker 2>We also had the best hot chocolate at let. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't pronounce these places, but I can't. I can't, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't do French. Man, it's not me less chacralat play charka.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do maggots m A g maggots, m A G maggots.

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<v Speaker 2>M A maggots are molluscs m A g o t

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<v Speaker 2>s less d e u x led it's the two magots,

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<v Speaker 2>do mago? Is it the two magnot two maggots. Translate

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<v Speaker 2>it translates to the two No magnos, mago m A

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<v Speaker 2>g o t s. What does that mean in French?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, I mean two princes. What is m A

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<v Speaker 2>g o spin doctors? What is m A g O

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<v Speaker 2>t s in French? So it's less l e s

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<v Speaker 2>d e u x m A g o t s.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pronounced le mago. Anyway, mister magoo, it's basically eating

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<v Speaker 2>liquid chocolate.

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<v Speaker 7>Bar.

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<v Speaker 2>I was so good. Maggots m A g ots. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>place has been This is the seventeen hundreds. Okay it

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<v Speaker 2>it means the two nests. Oh okay, okay, well whatever

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<v Speaker 2>all you French speaking slices that are screaming right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry it took me so long. Maggots, it's the

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<v Speaker 2>two maggots, that's the nedcast. Yeah, the two maggots toot.

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<v Speaker 7>From upst me or my name, Samara. You played my

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<v Speaker 7>message before when I agreed that Brodie's joke was funny.

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<v Speaker 7>I love you, guys have been listening since episode zero,

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<v Speaker 7>and I'm just chiming in on the bougeness of the

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<v Speaker 7>Paris Brisbane post. And I have to agree with Brodie

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<v Speaker 7>on this.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you.

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<v Speaker 7>Scary doesn't take away my love for you. But look

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<v Speaker 7>at me. I'm going to man. You could just google

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<v Speaker 7>the dude, I love you, still love you both.

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<v Speaker 2>Now Here's why I couldn't google it because I value

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<v Speaker 2>people's personal experiences over a search engine. I'm sorry, but

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<v Speaker 2>I do. And and it's not bougie. And that to

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<v Speaker 2>me is that's someone who's jealous that they didn't, that

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<v Speaker 2>they weren't. Absolutely not. Yes, and yet again, scary. Can't

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<v Speaker 2>you be happy for people's happiness that doesn't exist anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>In this life. I feel like people's defense your defense scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Google can't click the like button on your posts? I

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<v Speaker 2>get it. What do you What is that supposed to mean?

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<v Speaker 2>It means you like people to like your posts. I

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<v Speaker 2>took away like five or six seven things that I

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<v Speaker 2>did based on my poll that I put up, and

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm a better person for it. I

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<v Speaker 2>experienced something better than I want than run of the mill.

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<v Speaker 2>I ate because I wanted. You know what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 2>how long was your poll up? We're talking about but

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<v Speaker 2>it's up for twenty four hours. You should see a doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not bougie.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh yeah, this is Lee's third time. I forgot to say,

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<v Speaker 8>as far as Gandhi goes, there is wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Is roll so so I should have allowed Sam and

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<v Speaker 2>Gandhi to get it in confrontation with the pamphlet religion

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<v Speaker 2>Maniac and destroy my car. Good. Sure you don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to take that talk back back. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 8>Hey, this is league and I just wanted to finish

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<v Speaker 8>up what I was saying. I forgot to say something,

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<v Speaker 8>so I think maybe you're talking about a date store

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<v Speaker 8>who's selling weed because you did mention that Dela eight

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<v Speaker 8>there are a lot of date stores that sell that,

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<v Speaker 8>and they should not be selling correct THHD or THC products.

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<v Speaker 8>That's strictly just for dispensing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. Dispensaries sell. Yes, yeah, they don't have They

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<v Speaker 2>didn't have a license. They were selling more. They were

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<v Speaker 2>advertising Delta eight but they which is the legal one

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<v Speaker 2>that they can all sell, but they were, they were selling.

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<v Speaker 2>When you were in France, did you go to dispense? Dispense?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh oh oh here, no way, he's wrong, thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>That'll be the new jingle for scary wrong. You got

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<v Speaker 5>Brodie's wrong, scary We need a jingle for you, my boy.

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<v Speaker 2>He just took the O'Reilly Auto Parts jingle. Oh oh,

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<v Speaker 2>O'Riley auto Parts not a sponsor. Oh you know if

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<v Speaker 2>you google O'Reilly Auto Parts reunion. They were all invited

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<v Speaker 2>to someone's wedding and yeah, they got up on stage

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<v Speaker 2>and sang all that and sang this song. They did

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<v Speaker 2>a recreation of the O'Reilly's Auto Parts song. It's you know.

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<v Speaker 2>It took about twelve people to sing that song. This

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<v Speaker 2>can you imagine scary like you having a function? And

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<v Speaker 2>the Cars for Kids jingle singers showed up I would

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<v Speaker 2>call off the wedding or whatever it was, I would

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<v Speaker 2>walk out. I couldn't believe it, and must have been

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<v Speaker 2>about a thirty year old song at this point because

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<v Speaker 2>these people look like they aged well you know what's

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<v Speaker 2>what's it? Well, they could have sang it when they

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<v Speaker 2>were old. The point the point is about a riley,

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<v Speaker 2>which is interesting is there's not a lot of them

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<v Speaker 2>around the like there there's none in this area where

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<v Speaker 2>we live. But they still advertise because it's it's an

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<v Speaker 2>online business. But everyone knows the jingle. I've never seen

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<v Speaker 2>a store. I never seen in O'Reilly's Auto Parts anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not in then, but that jingle works because you

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<v Speaker 2>know it everywhere. And Rockauto dot Com you know the

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<v Speaker 2>rock Audo jingle.

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<v Speaker 3>Rough again here, I just wanted to also comment that

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<v Speaker 3>I was not bouncing around when I was listening. I

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<v Speaker 3>did listen to it for a couple of current episodes

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<v Speaker 3>when I first started listening, and then I was like, wow,

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<v Speaker 3>they're referencing stuff. Maybe I should listen to order listen

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<v Speaker 3>to Order, and I got all caught up. Now I'm

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<v Speaker 3>excited to hear all the newer episodes. Hashtag Rodian and

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<v Speaker 3>Scar yet again and also Brody fucked Bill fuck fuck Hill.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. We had a new listener. If I could interjected

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<v Speaker 2>for a moment here, I want to welcome Garren Aboard

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<v Speaker 2>Garren R. He wrote me a DM. I used to

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<v Speaker 2>listen to The Big Show during my commute in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>The job changed, so I can. I no longer have

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<v Speaker 2>a commute, but I needed something to listen to and enjoy.

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<v Speaker 2>Tried a couple of podcasts, and tried audio books and

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<v Speaker 2>it was all shit. Happened to see a post on

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram Scary promoting the Brooklyn Boys, So I gave your

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<v Speaker 2>podcast a shot and was instantly hooked. Listen for about

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<v Speaker 2>seven hours per day. Can't wait to catch up to

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<v Speaker 2>the latest episode, but I'm slowly getting there. I think

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on one seventy three right now, which means you

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<v Speaker 2>want to hear this for a while. I just turn

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<v Speaker 2>it on and let it go. Sorry for saying so much,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's just great to find a podcast that I

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy and I'm constantly laughing out loud with headphones in

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<v Speaker 2>hashtags slice for love that So Garren got on late,

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<v Speaker 2>got on board late love. He's catching up fast, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>We don't love you any less. Oh, we love you.

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<v Speaker 2>We love you as much again.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys talking about promotions, finding promotions in your bills

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<v Speaker 3>to get your stuff lowered. I just had the same

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<v Speaker 3>in Prince with Verizon. I went to the store. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>then I was unhappy with how much I was paying

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<v Speaker 3>and they saved me one hundred and twenty dollars. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred and twenty dollars. So definitely, definitely always ask

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<v Speaker 3>about promotions.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, there you go. I'm saving people money left and right.

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<v Speaker 4>Scary, I don't think it's actually that bougie to ask

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<v Speaker 4>for recommendations on where to eat.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, there's a lot of like hidden holes and

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<v Speaker 7>things like hole in the walls that you can go find.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, I completely agree with Scary on this one.

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<v Speaker 8>Sorry, Brody.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Okay, here's what I'll say. I that's a valid point.

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<v Speaker 2>But also, she sounded better than any talkback we've ever played.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that great? Very clear? She must have an Android.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she got an iPhone, but so Hi. Speaking

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<v Speaker 2>of my bougie trip, m Paris, mhm, Lisbon, I went

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<v Speaker 2>to the top of the Eiffel Tower and it was

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<v Speaker 2>I saw it was awesome, crazy, better than the Eiffel

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<v Speaker 2>Tower in Vegas. I went to better, way, better than

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<v Speaker 2>the Eiffel Tower in Vegas. What's the louver? And they

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<v Speaker 2>had and the modal Lisa? As you know what. I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't prepared for it. I know everyone said the thing

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<v Speaker 2>is small, but it really is. It's tiny. It's I

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<v Speaker 2>expected it to be a big mural, but everyone's been saying,

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<v Speaker 2>now it's a small picture. It's yeah. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>anyone that's seen the picture that looks at it and goes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I get why it's famous. It well, it only got

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<v Speaker 2>famous after the Italian dude, the worker stole it in

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen eleven. In nineteen eleven, that would I tell you no?

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<v Speaker 2>And that's true. In nineteen eleven, the worker stole the

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<v Speaker 2>Mona Lisa out of the loof and brought it back

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<v Speaker 2>to Italy, left the picture frame on the floor by

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<v Speaker 2>the way. And then when they retrieved it a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of years later and the guy went to jail, it

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<v Speaker 2>became everyone needed to see it. It was like it

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<v Speaker 2>became famous from then on. Are you saying that before

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<v Speaker 2>in nineteen eleven, nobody cared about the Mona Lisa yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it was. It was important because of the

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<v Speaker 2>way that it was drawn, because a commoner was drawn

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<v Speaker 2>usually in that and you didn't do portraits of common people.

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<v Speaker 2>And Mona Lisa was just Da Vinci's like like neighbor

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<v Speaker 2>or something. And and also because she's looking at the

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<v Speaker 2>camera and most portraits were done with just a black background.

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<v Speaker 2>I learned a lot on the trip we had. We

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<v Speaker 2>had a tour guide. So the opportunity though, well, at

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<v Speaker 2>the Louver, you know what I'm saying is so the

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<v Speaker 2>Venus de Milo, which is the statue of the Venus

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<v Speaker 2>that was that was the most prominent thing in the louver,

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<v Speaker 2>and that was like the most that was a big draw.

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<v Speaker 2>But if it had if it had, if she had

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<v Speaker 2>her arms, you think people would care as much. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, I don't know. I you know, this is

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<v Speaker 2>one of those like if the statue of David had

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<v Speaker 2>his penis fall off, what anybody care anymore? Hey, you

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<v Speaker 2>took a picture and you were like, oh, I got

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<v Speaker 2>to take the obligatory picture outside the love. Yes, outside

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<v Speaker 2>the loof there didn't take the obligatory picture outside the love.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't take the right picture. See, it's like when

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<v Speaker 2>you go to the the when you go to the

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<v Speaker 2>leaning Tower Pisa, you take the picture of your hands

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<v Speaker 2>out like you're holding up. You didn't do the finger

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<v Speaker 2>the figure on the top. I know, but I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>gonna I wasn't gonna go all the way because I

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<v Speaker 2>already that's not the obligatory picture. Then you can't call

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<v Speaker 2>it the obligatory different in front of it. In the

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<v Speaker 2>Da Vinci Code, there's that outdoor structure outside the louver,

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<v Speaker 2>which is above ground and now so like the pyramid,

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<v Speaker 2>the glass Pi, like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're supposed to get on top of the pier

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<v Speaker 2>and get on top of the rock or whatever wherever

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<v Speaker 2>the vantage point is, and then put your finger out

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<v Speaker 2>over the tip so it looks like you're touching this.

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<v Speaker 2>You're touching the top of the pyramid. The fact that

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<v Speaker 2>I was even there and took a picture with it

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<v Speaker 2>in the background is enough for me. I was being

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<v Speaker 2>basic enough by even wine. So if you went to

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<v Speaker 2>the a Tower of Pisa, you would take a picture

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<v Speaker 2>just standing there with the pizza behind you. Okay, the tower.

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<v Speaker 2>I did go to the Tower of Pisa, and I

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<v Speaker 2>did post a picture of me leaning my head on

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<v Speaker 2>it like a pillow. So I did a little different.

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<v Speaker 2>Other people what do they do with that one? Some

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<v Speaker 2>people did the butt holding it up. Some people do

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<v Speaker 2>the thing where they're pushing it like like I'm pushing

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<v Speaker 2>it over like it's leaning. Get it Yep, the butt, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I did a little like I'm resting my head on

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<v Speaker 2>it like ah like that. That's what I did. But

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<v Speaker 2>but we all do. Listen, we all take basic pictures

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<v Speaker 2>now and then we're okay, okay to do right, right,

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<v Speaker 2>But you can't take a picture of the mona Lisa, Lisa,

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<v Speaker 2>I did. You're not supposed to. No, there was cameras

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<v Speaker 2>all up in there, and nobody gave a ship. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>the glass. You can't use the flash, right? Is that

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<v Speaker 2>what it is? They say, no flash? Yeah, but there's

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<v Speaker 2>protective this protective glass over the entire picture. Okay. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it's changed, but I went to

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<v Speaker 2>the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Museum, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>a long time ago, so maybe it's changed in Cleveland.

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<v Speaker 2>But when you first walk in there was the Zzy

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<v Speaker 2>Top eliminated car from the videos. Really cool old car.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't know what I'm talking about, that Thespian.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a really cool old car. You're not going to

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<v Speaker 2>take a picture of it? Why because you might fade

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<v Speaker 2>the paint. I don't know. They're like, no pictures, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't come to the museum to not take a peace.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's a scamboni. I think they don't want

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<v Speaker 2>all those pictures out there because then, for whatever reason,

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<v Speaker 2>people might be less inclined to go see it themselves

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<v Speaker 2>in person because they saw a picture, and so they

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<v Speaker 2>want everybody to go see it for themselves, so they

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<v Speaker 2>say it for that reason. I don't think you could

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<v Speaker 2>fucking fade the paint of the top of the Sistine Chapel. Like.

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<v Speaker 2>That's another one. They do that, no pictures, no pictures,

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<v Speaker 2>and they have guards walking around making sure you don't

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<v Speaker 2>take your camera out and snap the ceiling. But is

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<v Speaker 2>my picture that's not doesn't even have a flash aimed

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<v Speaker 2>at the ceiling going to destroy Michael's works? And of

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<v Speaker 2>course not, No, it's not. I don't want to hear it.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to sell you a postcard exactly. You can

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<v Speaker 2>google image plenty of pictures of it. That's true. Ridiculous,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, until next time. Arevoir. That's just the way

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<v Speaker 2>it goes. Votes from Rent the song from Rent vim

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<v Speaker 2>Liker that's correct. Soccer Blue Bro, I'm gonna put up

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<v Speaker 2>a post. You do this. I'm going on vacation. I

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<v Speaker 2>need recommendations. Boys, Boys,