Speaker 1: Guess who just got back today, The Brooklyn Moos that
Speaker 1: had been away.
Speaker 2: They both have so much to say. You know, their
Speaker 2: name is a Brodian Skerer. You missed that. I was
Speaker 2: asleep at the Wheel episode two fifty four. It's the
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys podcast. Big number, two fifty four number, big number,
Speaker 2: Big number means absolutely Jack Dick. Yeah, it just means
Speaker 2: we're leaving a quarter of one thousand in the rear.
Speaker 2: I love people that play with numbers, though, don't you.
Speaker 2: I love when there's a that that people like to see,
Speaker 2: the palindromes or the dates of the year and the month, like,
Speaker 2: for instance, did you know that the last day of
Speaker 2: this coming year here, the year that we're in, is
Speaker 2: one two three one two three? Eh? Eh, that you
Speaker 2: didn't know that? Wow? You know you know what that means?
Speaker 2: What not? Nothing? Nothing. I'm glad you said it. Twelve
Speaker 2: thirty one twenty three is one two three one two three,
Speaker 2: So the last day of the year is gonna be
Speaker 2: one two three one two three. Brody, I was so exciting.
Speaker 2: What about people with the angel numbers? We talked about
Speaker 2: that once. Well, how don't I get in that four
Speaker 2: four four three three three. Oh how about Uh So
Speaker 2: when I used to work at a restaurant and sheep
Speaker 2: said Bay Brooklyn called rolling roaster. Right now, people in
Speaker 2: books are going, oh my god, So I was a
Speaker 2: manager there, but I would you'd work the register because
Speaker 2: the managers worked the registers a lot, and the numbers
Speaker 2: would go one to one thousand and then reset, so
Speaker 2: you always had like a three digit numbers like nine
Speaker 2: nine nine was the highest and then it would go
Speaker 2: back to zero, zero, one, whatever. Yeah. And so if
Speaker 2: anyone got a number that was like four to one four,
Speaker 2: if they were gamblers, they go, oh, that's a good number,
Speaker 2: and play that number. Yeah. First of all, I don't care, Like,
Speaker 2: just go live your lab. I don't care. And then
Speaker 2: it's no better number. The machine that picks the random
Speaker 2: number from one to one thousand doesn't know what a
Speaker 2: good number is. Yeah, right, Like, oh, my number is
Speaker 2: is six six three six. That's a good number. It's
Speaker 2: a number, it's not another number. Yeah yeah no, but
Speaker 2: in one thousand and one odds you're gonna win, right,
Speaker 2: And that's you know, people have they favor certain numbers
Speaker 2: for gambling, playing roulette. You know, they said, if it's
Speaker 2: if it's a birthday day. It's like, it's like, okay, coincidence,
Speaker 2: I get it, you know what, other things. But people
Speaker 2: do like to play with numbers, and they like to
Speaker 2: see patterns and things and call them out, which again
Speaker 2: I've got I've got a problem with that. No, just
Speaker 2: I have to remember it's a gambler's fallacy. There is
Speaker 2: no pattern. It's like, oh, the number thirteen hasn't come
Speaker 2: out in a year, so gamble it. The machine doesn't
Speaker 2: know what happened. Silly things that have nothing to do
Speaker 2: with with gambling, like the year one two you know,
Speaker 2: the date of one two three one two three, or
Speaker 2: the day that it was twelve twelve twelve, you know
Speaker 2: on December twelfth two. People get married on those days.
Speaker 2: I understand that because it makes it easier for you
Speaker 2: to remember your your anniversary. At least you remember the
Speaker 2: day you will you got married. But if you get married, like, uh,
Speaker 2: let's say you get married on nine nine oh nine, right,
Speaker 2: that's cool that that was your date. But when you're
Speaker 2: married thirteen years you're you're married, you know your anniversary
Speaker 2: is on nine to nine twenty two, it's not as
Speaker 2: cool anymore. Brodie's at that bad in your house, by
Speaker 2: the way, that that that you don't feed you dogs
Speaker 2: that they're crying for food? Right now? What is going on? Those?
Speaker 2: Those are the dogs that are that are barking on
Speaker 2: the window. Oh, either they're whimpering for food, Like, no,
Speaker 2: that's not how they They don't whimper for food. Do
Speaker 2: you remember the classic classic old Doctor Demento song I'm
Speaker 2: looking over my dead dog Rover. That's a parody of
Speaker 2: I'm looking over a four leaf clover. Right, so as
Speaker 2: I'm looking over my dead dog Rover who got hit
Speaker 2: with a power more one leg is missing and the
Speaker 2: other is gone. The third leg is scattered all over
Speaker 2: the lawn. That's the kind of shit I grew up with,
Speaker 2: which is why I ended up rinning parodies for a living. Anyway,
Speaker 2: so I used to laugh about all the time. It's
Speaker 2: a funny song about the dog get hit by the lawnmower. Yeah, now,
Speaker 2: so not so funny. I'm in the backyard a couple
Speaker 2: of days ago, and I have the three dogs and
Speaker 2: they're in my backyard. My backyard is mostly fenced in,
Speaker 2: but one side is not because the lawnmower guys have
Speaker 2: to come in on the riding the lawnmower, so they
Speaker 2: have to have access to get into the backyard. So
Speaker 2: they come in from the left side. My back of
Speaker 2: my yard is fenced, and the right side is fenced
Speaker 2: and so and then the house. But the left side
Speaker 2: has got an opening. So the three dogs are in
Speaker 2: the backyard, no leash. They wouldn't dream of running out
Speaker 2: of the backyard necessarily. And I hear, oh, that's a lawnmower.
Speaker 2: But everybody on the block gets the lawn done, so
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, could be anybody's. So I go over
Speaker 2: to the edge of my property and I look and
Speaker 2: I see the guy on the writing more make it
Speaker 2: his way full speed towards my backyard. All I could
Speaker 2: think about was that song and dogs getting chopped up
Speaker 2: by a lawnmower. So I in a panic. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: hurting the cattle I was herding the dogs. Go up
Speaker 2: the stairs because I have a deck. So they go
Speaker 2: up the stairs to get back in the house. Go upstairs,
Speaker 2: go upstairs, and one of them was like, oh, what's
Speaker 2: that noise? So I had to run and grab him
Speaker 2: and pick him up because all I could think about
Speaker 2: was that stupid old song and a dog getting chopped
Speaker 2: up by then, it wouldn't be so funny when it's
Speaker 2: my dog. Wow, I see, I I didn't. I don't
Speaker 2: recall or retain songs like that. I always remember the
Speaker 2: stupid ones, like on top of stupid, But I couldn't
Speaker 2: you know, that's that's I mean, that's morose. I remember,
Speaker 2: like on top of spaghetti or covered with cheese. I
Speaker 2: lost my poor meatball because of his sneeze. Like those
Speaker 2: are the songs I remember, Yeah, but that's not that's
Speaker 2: not an actual song. Table on the floor and I lost.
Speaker 2: Then my poor meatball rolled under the door. But think
Speaker 2: about it, how much space is under the door that
Speaker 2: your meat ball is gonna roll under the well? A
Speaker 2: lot of that stuff. If you think about when we
Speaker 2: were kids, that we even songs we listened to or
Speaker 2: shows we watched. You look at them now, you're like,
Speaker 2: what was I thinking? How did I find that funny?
Speaker 2: Like I used to think shows like Different Strokes and
Speaker 2: Facts of Life were hilarious, but you they were back
Speaker 2: in the day. No, No, they not. The humor was different.
Speaker 2: We viewed humor differently, is what I think. We just changed.
Speaker 2: But no, no humor was different, and we that was
Speaker 2: what we thought was funny. Like I just I just
Speaker 2: see some of the storylines and some of the dialogue.
Speaker 2: Mon It's stupid's dumb, a lot of it, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god. When I was eight, this show was
Speaker 2: the world to me. But the humor boat I was
Speaker 2: that's another one. I was watching an episode The Greatest
Speaker 2: Show every week. Right, you watch a clip now you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's cringeworthy. Yeah, cringey, it's creepy. A lot of that
Speaker 2: stuff would never go on today. Forget about that conversation.
Speaker 2: That's a whole other thing, you know, with the whole
Speaker 2: you know, cancel culture. But I'm talking about the dumb
Speaker 2: dialogue and the silly things that got laughs. I don't know. Again,
Speaker 2: I think we've changed. I don't think I think that
Speaker 2: stuff was always stupid and it was always moronic. No,
Speaker 2: but that but but okay, of course it changed because
Speaker 2: they don't make shows like that anymore. Our humor changed,
Speaker 2: which is why they don't make shows like that anymore.
Speaker 2: So you're saying there was an audio for that, kry
Speaker 2: go watch music videos from when you were seventeen. They're
Speaker 2: embarrassingly bad. Yeah, everything changes, right, it's a matter of
Speaker 2: adapting to the times. It's a matter of buying new electronics.
Speaker 2: And so we've all progressed. So we look back at
Speaker 2: today what you're saying, No, of course we will. Scary
Speaker 2: look at when I started with you in radio. Right
Speaker 2: when we started in the late nineties, we were recording
Speaker 2: on cassettes and digital audio tape. That that's gone, that's
Speaker 2: out of here, that's real to real like but the
Speaker 2: formats of Okay, yeah, listen to the show we did.
Speaker 2: If people heard the Elvis Durant Morning Show from nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety nine two thousand, it's nothing like the show now.
Speaker 2: Oh no, not at all, not in the least. I mean,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of stuff that we we did, but
Speaker 2: well for what we live there, so it sounds completely different. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: but it sounds different. Elvis pushes the envelope much more now,
Speaker 2: you know he didn't there were things he wouldn't discuss.
Speaker 2: Doesn't sound the same, don't you agree? Yeah, So are
Speaker 2: we going to look back at this in ten twenty
Speaker 2: years and be like that was foolish? Why did I'm
Speaker 2: looking back on the conversation we're having him? Think it sucks.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, it's just something introspective. Would you
Speaker 2: call this introguer? Cargo shorts cargo short? Why did we
Speaker 2: ever like them? Yeah, if you want to talk about
Speaker 2: fashional I love cargo shorts. But I wore cargo shorts
Speaker 2: when I was twenty Yeah, and then we wore cargo
Speaker 2: shorts again until seven eight years ago, I guess. And
Speaker 2: now all the stores are selling cargo shorts again. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I guess. So does that mean with humor and comedy,
Speaker 2: it'll do it. It'll go full circle, We'll come back
Speaker 2: some comedy. If you watch a comedian, a legendary comedian
Speaker 2: like George Carlin, you go want people put his stuff
Speaker 2: up on TikTok and on on Instagram all the time
Speaker 2: because it's still relevant. You watch it and you go,
Speaker 2: oh my god, it could be today. And then there
Speaker 2: are some comedians you watch it and you go, oh,
Speaker 2: this was funny, Yeah, this was hack. I watched some
Speaker 2: old Paul Riiser sketch. I love Paul Riser. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: perfect example. You remembered loving him because of the material
Speaker 2: he was doing at the time. Right, Watch some of
Speaker 2: his stuff from the eighties and nineties now and tell
Speaker 2: me that you still love it. You're gonna have that
Speaker 2: different You're gonna have the different strokes effect. You're gonna
Speaker 2: be like, what, why did I find this funny?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: What I do now is I look back and I
Speaker 2: go huh yeah, yeah, yeah. Some things are timeless. Some
Speaker 2: things are timeless and and and yeah that's yeah. Somethings
Speaker 2: will span in the generation. But I don't know. We'll
Speaker 2: leave it right there. How do we get started with it?
Speaker 2: I don't know. We always fought, we have such a plan,
Speaker 2: we have a roadmap to what we want to talk about,
Speaker 2: and we always get sidetracked on this ship. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: blame you my fault. You didn't hit the jingle? What
Speaker 2: you just hitting the bumper? And we've good to an
Speaker 2: outatore go to commercials. I'm looking at I'm looking at
Speaker 2: the clock. It's a good number. Wow, four Look forty four.
Speaker 2: We should go to break four for four? Is it?
Speaker 2: Is it? One one one one eleven? One one one
Speaker 2: no one one one one? Is it eleven eleven?
Speaker 4: Nah?
Speaker 2: You missed it now it's once out of a bitch,
Speaker 2: damn it, bastard, wait for it to find the button. No,
Speaker 2: wait for it to change to the next one. We're
Speaker 2: gonna wait till what one fifty? No, we gotta do
Speaker 2: it on even though. How about I'm fifty one? About
Speaker 2: twelve twelve, twelve, twelve, twelve minutes and twelve seconds? Are
Speaker 2: we there yet? Twelve minute? No, we're in the one
Speaker 2: forties right now. It's the afternoon. No, I'm talking about
Speaker 2: time time on my clock. I'll usk about the time
Speaker 2: of the day. I'm talking about the real time. Okay,
Speaker 2: what about more importantly, no one's gonna know what time
Speaker 2: we What about one forty nine and fifty seconds? Oh,
Speaker 2: that's a good play that number one four nine fifty
Speaker 2: Are we there yet? Right? Yeah? One fifty seconds? Boys, podcast?
Speaker 2: We will be right back. That was the worst thirty
Speaker 2: seconds of podcasting in your podcast? Do you mean thirty minutes,
Speaker 2: eleven minutes, twelve minutes? No, just that last part where
Speaker 2: you wouldn't hit the button. I was toying with you.
Speaker 2: You know what do you expect?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh? Would you like is you sent me a video
Speaker 2: which was another version of a video I sent you
Speaker 2: the put fried chicken on a plate and then poor
Speaker 2: cheese and sauce of it and call the chicken palms. Yes,
Speaker 2: got to stop doing that. People. However, I've talked to
Speaker 2: you about pizza before, and I talked you about the
Speaker 2: box of shit when I went like five minutes to ten, yep,
Speaker 2: whatever time it was, and they showed me a box
Speaker 2: of leftover scraps. Yup, I have seen a new lo
Speaker 2: in pizza in in Pizza Ria selling pizza. I went,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to mention the pizza place because that
Speaker 2: happened to be very good. The pizza is very good.
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes the pizza is in it's in the
Speaker 2: glass case, it's in the on the shelves. You know
Speaker 2: how long it's been there. Yeah, okay. So I walked
Speaker 2: into this place that I gone to before. They're very
Speaker 2: good Sicilian or square if you prefer. And uh, there
Speaker 2: was one slice in the window on the tray. It
Speaker 2: looked like it was a year and a half old.
Speaker 2: It just was all dried out and it was just
Speaker 2: it wasn't from that day. Like I am not eating
Speaker 2: day old day old Oh Harry belove Rest in piece
Speaker 2: rip piece Harry Belafonte was old day old pizza. Come man,
Speaker 2: me won't. Yeah, Okay, So the pizza looked though, So
Speaker 2: I said, do you have any fresh Sicilian coming out?
Speaker 2: And the guy in front of me says, he looks
Speaker 2: in the OVENI is no, no, sorry, So I said, well,
Speaker 2: let you have no square pizza your pizza place, really none,
Speaker 2: because I'll wait if it's going to be no. So
Speaker 2: then the guy to his right in my left at
Speaker 2: the register looks over at him and says, yeah, we do.
Speaker 2: And the guy's like what And he does like a
Speaker 2: with his chin, like a like giving directon over there.
Speaker 2: He does like a thing with his head leg down.
Speaker 2: He's pointing down. So the guy goes, oh, yeah, we
Speaker 2: got more Sicilian and he bends down Secret Sicilian, Secret Sicilian,
Speaker 2: my favorite spy movie. And he opens a drawer and
Speaker 2: in the drawer he takes out a box of pizza.
Speaker 2: And in the box of pizza is fully cooked square pie.
Speaker 2: How did it get there? It's in a drawer, It's
Speaker 2: a pizza draw It's a drawer of pizza, old pizza
Speaker 2: in a drawer, old dashing stashing pizza in the drawer
Speaker 2: from when. I don't know. I don't know if the
Speaker 2: drawers heated or not. But why would you keep it
Speaker 2: in a box? Why would you heat it in a
Speaker 2: box in a drawer and then try to sell it
Speaker 2: to me. So I say, you know what, no, thank you,
Speaker 2: And my friend and I go and we get other
Speaker 2: pizza and we sit down eat the pizza, and my
Speaker 2: friend says to me, you know what, No, I I needed.
Speaker 2: So I had to go because we were at outdoor
Speaker 2: tables and they didn't have the So I go back
Speaker 2: inside to get the oregano and in the pizza window
Speaker 2: on the ledge is the reheated square pie that I
Speaker 2: know they just took out of a drawer. Like so
Speaker 2: they went from the fresh pizza anymore. They went from
Speaker 2: the drawer and they when no one was looking, they
Speaker 2: put it in the window. And now if someone wanted
Speaker 2: to in the oven, they must have reheated it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but now people are thinking it's fresh or they wanted right.
Speaker 2: They wanted to at first convince you, but they lost
Speaker 2: you because you saw them in the process. So I
Speaker 2: was in a different pizza place yesterday in a craving
Speaker 2: square pie from one of my favorite places. I'll tell
Speaker 2: you where it is. That's Forte in West Caldwell, New Jersey.
Speaker 2: And so I'm not not always in that area, but
Speaker 2: I was in that area yesterday. I went in for
Speaker 2: a square slice and they reheated it. But it looked good.
Speaker 2: It was fresh looking. And as I'm standing there by
Speaker 2: the way, they don't charge for credit card, so I
Speaker 2: made a credit card purchase for four dollars no charge,
Speaker 2: thank you. As I'm standing there, the guy takes out
Speaker 2: a fresh round pie, cuts it up, puts it in
Speaker 2: the window right next to me. I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 2: give me a slice of that too, a fresh piza.
Speaker 2: No world, in a world of reheated ship cardboard pizza
Speaker 2: sitting in the window all day, you cannot say no
Speaker 2: to a pie that comes right out the oven. When
Speaker 2: it's coming right out of the oven. Man, No, I'm
Speaker 2: with you. I'll eat triple the amount because it just
Speaker 2: because it's fresh. Well, there's nothing like it. You can't
Speaker 2: tell me reheated pizza tastes the same, does not. I
Speaker 2: mean you could wake it up, you could do things.
Speaker 2: You could put in a frying pan with olive oil,
Speaker 2: and you could, like, you know, put it on a
Speaker 2: chocolate that pie and a frying pan that you're just
Speaker 2: you're full of them today, Brody, Well, that's yours. I stored.
Speaker 2: I gave you a chance, I wouldn't do it. I
Speaker 2: was thinking about you when I was on my trip,
Speaker 2: you know, I just got back from vacation then naked.
Speaker 2: I was wondering how you would make out in the situation.
Speaker 2: And I'm like Matt Birdie's Birdie would be out. So
Speaker 2: you know, I went to Lisbon and I went to Paris.
Speaker 2: By the way, never believe what you see on TikTok.
Speaker 2: I mean the Eiffel Towers not really tall, No, they
Speaker 2: were just people were putting false TikTok stories out there,
Speaker 2: saying things like, oh the garbage is pile it up,
Speaker 2: the place is on fire. You don't want to go
Speaker 2: to Paris. They're doing protests everywhere. Right, it was New York.
Speaker 2: It was like, okay, so many people who like politically
Speaker 2: don't like New York. Oh it's a war zone. It's
Speaker 2: crime everywhere. Oh it's not. There's you know what, there's
Speaker 2: a maybe on one day in a one square block radius.
Speaker 2: There were some protests going on, but this happened in
Speaker 2: every country, every day, every country, no matter where you were. Right,
Speaker 2: So they raised their retirement age. So people are protesting
Speaker 2: in France. Yeah, so so then make it a bad place.
Speaker 2: It was it was anyway. So Paris was awesome, Lisbon
Speaker 2: was great as well. I have some stories I want
Speaker 2: to tell, but I really, did you see a lot
Speaker 2: of lesbians? What I could? I was self? I am
Speaker 2: a self proclaimed lisbian. I am I was a self
Speaker 2: proclaimed proclaimed lesbian. Yes, does that mean your girlfriends of lesbian? Yes,
Speaker 2: she's but we're both lisbians. Nice for the week we were,
Speaker 2: but you know, and I'll get her on the on
Speaker 2: the phone first. Something we got to talk about later on.
Speaker 2: But she's in meetings right now, which I think that
Speaker 2: you would maybe hopefully side with me on, but these
Speaker 2: days can't be too sure. So so we in Paris.
Speaker 2: She had to go home halfway through the trip. She
Speaker 2: had some stuff she had to do, so entered Tall Darren,
Speaker 2: my buddy, my old buddy. We're tall Darren. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I told her he was in London. Now he made
Speaker 2: a trip for the weekend. So he's in Paris with
Speaker 2: me and we're at dinner and he's like, I want
Speaker 2: to go to a real French beastro, like a real
Speaker 2: authentic one. So we found a place that was the
Speaker 2: quintessential mom and pop literally run by mom and pop
Speaker 2: where Papa was out front and mom was cooking, okay,
Speaker 2: you know, and we were eating this French country food right.
Speaker 2: It was like very much, you know, the peas and
Speaker 2: the carrots and the stews and whatever whatever it is
Speaker 2: that that's traditional French there. But you know, so at
Speaker 2: a great cost. You know, chalkboard menu, everything's written down
Speaker 2: on a chalkboard, like their offerings. So one of the
Speaker 2: things on the menu were duck hearts. Was you know,
Speaker 2: duck hearts, duck hearts as an appetizer. So I'm taking
Speaker 2: my by the way shout out to iPhone. All I
Speaker 2: had to do is point that bitch at the chalkboard menu,
Speaker 2: open up my camera, point it, and then hit the
Speaker 2: translate button. It translated everything right there from French to English.
Speaker 2: And and so we wanted to this appetizer, that appetizer,
Speaker 2: but stayed away from the duck hearts. So the the
Speaker 2: guy in his French accent, was very offended. How could
Speaker 2: you not try to duck hots the duck cots. This
Speaker 2: is this is the delicacy. Come on and and me
Speaker 2: and my friend were.
Speaker 1: Like nope, And he's like, come on, you you eat
Speaker 1: the duck hots, it'll be good. In fact, if you
Speaker 1: don't like it, you don't pay for it. And I said,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, now i'm leaning. Now i'm leaning, but i'm leaning.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, because you would automatically give him the
Speaker 2: answer that you're not you don't like that's terrible more so,
Speaker 2: and we're like nah, because we just didn't. We weren't
Speaker 2: in the mood to be like freaked out and and
Speaker 2: like skis we want to have a date with heart
Speaker 2: shaped They would probably just cook like meat. You wouldn't know, now, dude.
Speaker 2: They were hard. That's when you ord a tongue. It
Speaker 2: looks like a tongue correction. They were heard shaped. So
Speaker 2: my heart's heart shape? Was it a heart shaped like
Speaker 2: a real heart. It was like a heart shape like
Speaker 2: the size of a friggin quarter, But it was a heart.
Speaker 2: It was the heart of a duck. It definitely. He
Speaker 2: was a duck heart. So but anyway, we said no
Speaker 2: three four times, and then we get our appetizers and
Speaker 2: he hands and he puts down the plane of the
Speaker 2: duck hearts anyway, so like duck. So they were deep fried,
Speaker 2: which made it a little better, you know, that's the
Speaker 2: shoot that's the silver lining. Scared doesn't say no to
Speaker 2: fried food. This is silver lining, and we eat them.
Speaker 2: We eat them, and I gotta say, the motherfucker was right.
Speaker 2: I loved it. They were so good. But I you know,
Speaker 2: but on a normal day I wouldn't have entertained it
Speaker 2: and had to be literally crammed down my throat for
Speaker 2: me to try them. Well, why was the guy so
Speaker 2: excited for you to try to whether they are like
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars each and he got you to pay?
Speaker 2: They were, they were a delicacy, but they were like,
Speaker 2: you know, fifteen dollars, a ten dollars, fifteen dollars advertisers.
Speaker 2: But the conversation just came up with like out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: He's like, you got to have the heart. So you're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: because they were final. They were only five appetizing Yes,
Speaker 2: I made a joke. There were five appetisers on the menu.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, we're gonna do this this and
Speaker 2: we're gonna skip the duck hearts because yeah, because you scared,
Speaker 2: as we all know, Scary Jones appetizers for the table,
Speaker 2: give me all of them or we do some sharing.
Speaker 2: But you know I did all of them, but the
Speaker 2: hearts that originally shame on me. I liked duck hearts.
Speaker 2: The duck carts were good. They And you know another
Speaker 2: thing that I don't eat normally is for gras. But
Speaker 2: I know that wuah for gras, which is liver, but
Speaker 2: it's qua gras foa gra, yeah, fuegra, not forour gras,
Speaker 2: four gras. I am not. I am not for gras.
Speaker 2: I am not four gras. But I gotta say even
Speaker 2: that was awesome. And the paatee what you know they
Speaker 2: do the chicken paate whatever it is. The livers they're
Speaker 2: their liver, but they're but they're mixed with like things.
Speaker 2: And then and then I had asked cargo. I had
Speaker 2: snails in the shell. They were in the shell and cooked.
Speaker 2: But when I pulled it out with the fork, it
Speaker 2: tasted like it tasted like pesto, garlic and butter covered
Speaker 2: snot or covered chicken. It didn't have a flavor to it.
Speaker 2: It wasn't bad. These are earth earth snails. They're very
Speaker 2: good as opposed to Martian snails well as opposed to
Speaker 2: their land snails. Opposed to sea snails. You can't eat
Speaker 2: a sea snail. You can only eat land snails. You
Speaker 2: can eat it scary, well, you can. It's not going
Speaker 2: to be very good. But do you know that it's
Speaker 2: considered a mollusk, which means it's seafood, as cargo is seafood.
Speaker 2: Didn't you bet? You didn't know that. I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: So I tried that. I tried a bunch of things
Speaker 2: that I normally wouldn't And you know, obviously there was
Speaker 2: the usual, the croissants and the fries and the you know,
Speaker 2: did you bang the waiter? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: You said you tried some things you wouldn't normally try. Oh,
Speaker 2: where's just going? My point is, have it all card on,
Speaker 2: Have an open mind, Have an open mind. I didn't
Speaker 2: have an open mind at first, but I ended up
Speaker 2: with it. Was forced to be open because they put
Speaker 2: it in front of me. I'm like, well, I'm not
Speaker 2: were you forced to be open? Not gonna? Why are
Speaker 2: the sexual innuendos you? Okay? You over sext an? Did
Speaker 2: he see your innuendo? You? You're out of your mind? Dude? Anyway? Okay, Sorry,
Speaker 2: So you ate some shit that you wouldn't normally eat,
Speaker 2: You're okay with it? Yeah? I was fine. You're saying
Speaker 2: I should have eaten box of pizza in a drawer
Speaker 2: draw a pizza. No, because that's stale. If it's fresh,
Speaker 2: I'll eat anything fresh over something that I love that's stale.
Speaker 2: You know you can't eat pizza from the ocean. I
Speaker 2: don't know if you know that. You have to eat Land. Okay,
Speaker 2: Land pizza. You're funny motherfucker.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, with Scary and Brodie.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know where to begin. Uh at some point, Well,
Speaker 2: let me tell you about a quick story about Amazon.
Speaker 2: So I bought something from Amazon and it broke, and
Speaker 2: happens things break. So I get I get Amazon on
Speaker 2: the phone and I said, listen, it's thirty three days old.
Speaker 2: You know they have a thirty day return policy, whatever
Speaker 2: they return policy is. I missed it by a couple
Speaker 2: of days. And the woman says to me, Okay, we can.
Speaker 2: We can take it back, but we have to charge
Speaker 2: you at two dollars and sixty cent restocking fee. I said,
Speaker 2: but it's broken. Yeah, but because it's past the return date,
Speaker 2: I said, I know, but it's supposed to last a
Speaker 2: year at least. It's got a one you warranty. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we have to charge you a restocking feet. I said,
Speaker 2: wait a minute, it's broken. You're not going to restock it.
Speaker 2: You're going to throw it out. Why am I paying
Speaker 2: you two and sixty cents to throw out something that's broken.
Speaker 2: It's cracked in ahead. You can't resell it, you can't
Speaker 2: fix it. What restocking is if like, you have to
Speaker 2: put it back on the shelf. You have to rewrap it.
Speaker 2: It's broken. You always catch these people doing something downright
Speaker 2: right dirty, just well that's what I have to do.
Speaker 2: It's past them. But it's not. I'm not return it.
Speaker 2: It's defective, so I'm giving it back to you. I
Speaker 2: feel like this is happening before. Did we talk about
Speaker 2: that before?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: This is this is no. I don't think so. Anyway.
Speaker 2: The point is, uh, it's bullshit. It's push. They're charged
Speaker 2: you a restocking fee on something that's bro If I
Speaker 2: mentioned the last it was two weeks ago, because we
Speaker 2: didn't do a podcast last week because you were Lithpin.
Speaker 2: But you didn't go to barth Flona. No, I went
Speaker 2: to No, I went to Lisbon, not not Barcelolona. Although
Speaker 2: I'll say this, Lisbon, what a great city. Who knew
Speaker 2: that an ancient city like this was still standing. Well
Speaker 2: oh well no, people don't realize that's ever been same
Speaker 2: as it ever was. Lisbon was one of is one
Speaker 2: of those cities that is unexpectedly awesome because they never
Speaker 2: got into fights with people where they destroyed their ship.
Speaker 2: You know, I said this, you know, to a lot
Speaker 2: of my friends. You know how Athens is in you
Speaker 2: know is in ruin. You know there's like Rome like
Speaker 2: this is like okay, shit is nothing on. You're talking
Speaker 2: about stuff that's like things that you're just five thousand
Speaker 2: years old, right, But the point is with Lisbon, this
Speaker 2: buildings that are standing from the fifteen hundreds, thirteen hundreds,
Speaker 2: fourteen hundreds, they had it. They did have an earthquake
Speaker 2: in seventeen fifty five, but anything that was left was
Speaker 2: intact and beautiful, and they had these little cobblestone streets.
Speaker 2: It reminded me of Barcelona. You know, you brought up Barcelona.
Speaker 2: But it was beautiful, it was and we had the
Speaker 2: best seafood over there. And I wish my girlfriend went
Speaker 2: into the phone because I really wanted to talk to
Speaker 2: her about about her crying over lobster. Did you why
Speaker 2: would you Cary have a lobster because she met her food,
Speaker 2: she met her dinner. The guy the waiter came out
Speaker 2: with the lobster and he tickled its neck and it
Speaker 2: started flapping its little tail, and then she she in horror.
Speaker 2: She was like whoa, And he went back into the
Speaker 2: kitchen and then she started crying. So I had a
Speaker 2: big problem there because she's loved lobster her whole life,
Speaker 2: and now all of a sudden she's finding out that
Speaker 2: ninety percent of the lobster she eats in restaurants is
Speaker 2: probably alive just minutes before, because lobster goes rancid if
Speaker 2: it's dead for a while. Yeah, or unless it's frozen,
Speaker 2: you freeze it right away. But most restaurants don't do that,
Speaker 2: so most of the lobster you're eating is coming from
Speaker 2: a tank which is alive, and they throw it right
Speaker 2: into the pot. So my girlfriend started crying and she's like,
Speaker 2: I can't eat it because I met it. I mean,
Speaker 2: you didn't develop a relationship with it. So if you
Speaker 2: saw the lobster, you would you'd like, look at the lobster,
Speaker 2: shake its claw and then take throwt in the pot. Yes,
Speaker 2: all right, I would asking it's the circle of life. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, let me ask you a question. Ask here Johnson,
Speaker 2: Oh no, the waiter in France wherever it was this
Speaker 2: hold on says monsieur, welcome to the rest of run.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try the duck hearts? And you're
Speaker 2: like yes, sure, and they go here is the duck. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: that's unfair. That's not the same. It's not the same analogy.
Speaker 2: They bring the duck to the table and they go
Speaker 2: pick which duck? These two ducks, which one would you
Speaker 2: like to eat? The heart up? I hate you, hold on,
Speaker 2: Mike Drop, I hate you not to say you're talking
Speaker 2: about a part of a duck. Yeah, okay, we're talking
Speaker 2: about as opposed to the lobster. But and and a
Speaker 2: lobster is lower on the tote ball. It's a crustacean.
Speaker 2: A lobster is a lower form of life. It's okay
Speaker 2: to look at a lobster and I think there's a
Speaker 2: pecking order here. What about okay, is anything that pack
Speaker 2: you don't eat live? Yeah, like if it was a chicken,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, yeah, I actually put a rabbit. People do
Speaker 2: this with turkeys. What about when you go to a
Speaker 2: turkey farm. We had that place back in Denville, turkey
Speaker 2: farm that back in the day. You used to be
Speaker 2: able to used to be able to pick Denville. I
Speaker 2: think it was Denville, doesn't matter. He used to pay
Speaker 2: turkey farm. Yes, you could go in the back and see,
Speaker 2: I want that turkey. The turkey I didn't. You used
Speaker 2: to pick the turkey and used to be able to
Speaker 2: say I want that one, and then it would end
Speaker 2: up on your plate an hour later. Allegedly you don't
Speaker 2: know for a fact, Well you don't know for a fact.
Speaker 2: They could have been a gimmick. But the idea was there.
Speaker 2: What's you do it? You look up Will Larrison's was
Speaker 2: it was in chester Chester.
Speaker 5: New Jersey.
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, but anyway, so you draw the line at duck.
Speaker 2: I think lobster's okay, I think lobster's fair. I think
Speaker 2: things from the sea. Fish even if it was fish,
Speaker 2: and it was a lot of fish, fish is not
Speaker 2: looking at you, And yes it is, or at least
Speaker 2: one of the fish. Couldn't pick out the fish because
Speaker 2: I would be thinking about the fish alive shrimp. When
Speaker 2: you eat a lobster, looking at a thing and it's
Speaker 2: red and it's cooked and it's like, well it was
Speaker 2: from the ocean, Okay. I think you could just be like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, that and then kill it and done. I
Speaker 2: think that for some reason, we look at chickens and
Speaker 2: ducks and turkeys. Would you okay, would you pick out
Speaker 2: a squid? Sure?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 2: I would you? Would you the puss? Would you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Would you pick out an octopus? Because watching him flapping
Speaker 2: around with his arms and like waving you like, please
Speaker 2: don't eat me. Anybody watching the boys, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm talking. Octopus is a smart OCTOPI about octopi, octopie.
Speaker 2: So if you went somewhere and like, oh, sir, we
Speaker 2: have the delicacy dolphin. Would you pick out a dolphin?
Speaker 2: Because I wouldn't eat dolphin that's from the sea, under
Speaker 2: the sea. If you see, yeah, like a gazelle, a
Speaker 2: dumb animal, not with a sweat, then it's for me.
Speaker 2: I just don't know, man. What about pigs? So I
Speaker 2: think once you start talking about pigs and cows, I
Speaker 2: think you're in a different So you couldn't pick out
Speaker 2: a cow. No, I couldn't meet it. What about what
Speaker 2: about meeting the cow? And then it ends up as steak.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. How about people who like have
Speaker 2: a pet pig and they're like, well, we got hungry.
Speaker 2: I know that there are people who like the pigs gone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well right, well, there are people who sing to this
Speaker 2: podcast right now that are saying that they live in
Speaker 2: the heartland of America where they either you know, a
Speaker 2: turkey of chicken a pig might have ended up on
Speaker 2: their plate. For sure, that was a pet that was
Speaker 2: a pet at one time, and either they were told
Speaker 2: to lie that oh yeah, ran away or got away,
Speaker 2: or they were told early on in life, you know,
Speaker 2: our our farmhouse friends are not friends. They're not don't
Speaker 2: develop a relationship with them. Their their meat, their food.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I coming from the city, we we
Speaker 2: can't really relate so city folk. But I just couldn't
Speaker 2: believe my girlfriend because it looked like we were fighting
Speaker 2: in the restaurant, because it looked like we were in
Speaker 2: a fight, and she was crying and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: and I'm looking around and I'm like, nothing to see here.
Speaker 2: She's just lost it over over this lobster. And the lobster, yeah,
Speaker 2: because the waiter came out and had to do a
Speaker 2: trick with the lobster. They're like, oh, watch it dance,
Speaker 2: watch the lobster dance. That's too much. That's too much.
Speaker 2: I feel like the European waiters are pushy. They're making
Speaker 2: you eat duck heart and and they're they're showing you
Speaker 2: the lobster. Is that like supposed to be cool. I'm
Speaker 2: not doing that. Tank You don't think, okay, you don't think.
Speaker 2: There are people that have that have like lobsters. They
Speaker 2: you know, they're having lobster for dinner, and then they'll
Speaker 2: just take the rubbervan off the claws or whatever the case,
Speaker 2: and they'll have them race across the living room floor
Speaker 2: or the kitchen floor to you know, before they form
Speaker 2: in the pot, have a little fin would take the
Speaker 2: rubber bands off, then they could they could keep the
Speaker 2: rubber bands on when you cook them. Well, we'll see
Speaker 2: if they can go, if they could race race across
Speaker 2: the floor. Okay, So someone on Facebook was talking about
Speaker 2: eating lops. How funny would that be? No, it's not funny.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. But tell me what your thoughts
Speaker 2: on this. They were talking about the inability to eat
Speaker 2: a live lobster. The similar to what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: And so somebody said, when you put them in the
Speaker 2: pot of boiling water, you can hear them screaming. No,
Speaker 2: you can't, which hold on, it's the it's the hot
Speaker 2: air going through the shell. Correct. But even so the
Speaker 2: fact that you can't hear them screaming, you know they're screaming, right.
Speaker 2: So one woman's solution to causing the lobster pain but
Speaker 2: not trying not to cause them pain, she said, if
Speaker 2: you put them in the freezer first, then put them
Speaker 2: headfirst into the boiling oil, they don't scream. Now again
Speaker 2: they don't scream. But so your your idea to cause
Speaker 2: them less pain is to put them in a freezer
Speaker 2: and freeze the live lobster so you can die from frost,
Speaker 2: and then you put them in or she So then
Speaker 2: someone someone wrote wrote that's it's that's cruel and sepe No, no, no,
Speaker 2: you don't freeze them till they frozen. You just freeze
Speaker 2: them to chill them. Then you throw them in the pot.
Speaker 2: What you're you're boiling a lobster alive. Anyway you look
Speaker 2: at it. Like her, her idea was to put it
Speaker 2: in the freezer. Scary, if you're going in a pot
Speaker 2: of hot water. You want to be in the freezer first, probably,
Speaker 2: like at that point, does it matter? That's her theory.
Speaker 2: I'd better as you put it in the freezer, right,
Speaker 2: I'm just done? Damn it. Why couldn't I be a
Speaker 2: due either way? I sort of did see a video
Speaker 2: of a crab walking through uh the sand or whatever,
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden it was in a land arm.
Speaker 2: It's it's one of its arms stopped working and it
Speaker 2: was just dragging the arm. So the right arm, the
Speaker 2: right claw just grabs grabs the not working arm and
Speaker 2: pulls it off, and it just keeps walking. But but
Speaker 2: they they regenerate, right, crabs regenerate? Yes, Okay, so I
Speaker 2: it said this thing stopped working. Fuck it, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: pull it off next, just keep walking. It was crazy.
Speaker 2: This is a YouTube video, anyway, was it? Yeah? Yes, sir?
Speaker 2: So uh you on Facebook? Nah, dude, and you know
Speaker 2: where I've lost interest as well as Twitter. I'm not
Speaker 2: on Twitter. I forget it. Don't tweet me, but I
Speaker 2: mean it, don't tweet me, no, I I look, I
Speaker 2: occasionally go on to If you're looking for an immediate
Speaker 2: answer from me, don't tweet me it's it's irrelevant. I
Speaker 2: will go on. I will see messages left for me.
Speaker 2: But I check Twitter every couple of days now, and
Speaker 2: it's just like, I don't know, I feel like it's
Speaker 2: fallen off. But Facebook even worse. I barely post on Facebook.
Speaker 2: My You know, we have these these problems with people
Speaker 2: who aren't helpful on Facebook. People share their their their
Speaker 2: stories with us and with me specifically because I know
Speaker 2: who complains about it. And uh, did I read the
Speaker 2: one about the vegan restaurant last week? No? Okay, so
Speaker 2: let me see if if I could find that one here.
Speaker 2: Hold on a second, the vegan restaurant. Yeah way, we're
Speaker 2: gonna get to your talk backs a little while. Oh fantastic,
Speaker 2: we got to talk somebody. So who sent me this, Ordra?
Speaker 2: If I read it two weeks ago? I apologize. Ordre
Speaker 2: sent me this. Uh it's in her town Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Somebody wrote in search of a really good vegan plant
Speaker 2: based restaurant in North Jersey. Yeah so did I I
Speaker 2: think I read this? Joel wrote back, how about salad works?
Speaker 2: I don't really know of any. I have a vegan
Speaker 2: recipe if you want. The woman's asking for a restaurant
Speaker 2: to go to in North Jersey, and this person is like,
Speaker 2: I don't really know of any but I have a
Speaker 2: vegan recipe if you want, because the woman's clearly starving.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that it's not helpful. So well, they
Speaker 2: just want to just when you go on Facebook, they
Speaker 2: have suggested videos, and a lot of my suggested Facebook videos. Again,
Speaker 2: I'm on Facebook a lot, but when I go on
Speaker 2: is like math problems or trivia questions that you have
Speaker 2: to solve. So I love the responses that are always
Speaker 2: so bad. But people are so cocky. So this one
Speaker 2: was a hot dog and chips costs. The hot dog
Speaker 2: costs two dollars more than the chips, right, should be
Speaker 2: hot dog costs. It's bad grammar. How much does the
Speaker 2: hot dog cost? So in order to the hot dog
Speaker 2: to be two dollars more than the chips, the hot
Speaker 2: dog has to be two dollars and ten cents and
Speaker 2: the chips have to be ten cents. Right, So anyway
Speaker 2: it works. Okay, this guy Kenneth writes, simple math, no
Speaker 2: calculator needed, and no explanation is how I arrived to
Speaker 2: my answer? Well, you're wrong. How could the hot dog
Speaker 2: be two dollars. That would mean the chips are free. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that's clearly not what they you know, I feel like,
Speaker 2: what's going My point is you get all these cocky people.
Speaker 2: Someone else wrote, it's clearly a dollar seventy five. How
Speaker 2: stupid are you people? Oh well, now, how stupid are you? Moron?
Speaker 2: So you know, I sell stuff on Facebook? Right, and
Speaker 2: I'm selling some dishes, old dishes we don't use anymore.
Speaker 2: They're collectibles, and I don't put up the price. I say,
Speaker 2: DM me if you want the price. So people DM
Speaker 2: me and they go how much you asking for that
Speaker 2: dish or that bowl or what? That? Okay, but whatever.
Speaker 2: And this guy, girod Girard or Zerroid, he says, I
Speaker 2: don't know why you don't put the prices up. Why
Speaker 2: do you have to be difficult? Just put the prices up?
Speaker 2: So so I said, I wrote back, I said, he
Speaker 2: goes put the price. So I wrote back, nope, so
Speaker 2: you repeck, Oh no way, I have to have an attitude,
Speaker 2: I said. I said, no, I'm selling this I said, nope,
Speaker 2: I'm selling this stuff the way I want to sell it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to put the prices up. And I
Speaker 2: don't to explain to you why I'm not putting the
Speaker 2: prices up, so between you and me scary. As soon
Speaker 2: as you put prices up on Facebook pages where old
Speaker 2: ladies who collect dishes are, there's always someone who'll go,
Speaker 2: I'll sell your mind for seven dollars he's asking ten,
Speaker 2: and then have to yell them. I go, get your
Speaker 2: own post, sell your own dishes to get off my post.
Speaker 2: Wow do they do that? The under you on your
Speaker 2: own question? So now I don't put prices because if
Speaker 2: you put, like, oh, I want twelve dollars for this creamer,
Speaker 2: I go, I have a creamer and it's just in
Speaker 2: good condition. You can have it for seven less than
Speaker 2: what he's asking, and I'll throw in free shipping. So
Speaker 2: I don't put the prices up. Why do Girard's like
Speaker 2: telling you how to do things. So then he says
Speaker 2: you should. If you're not going to put prices up,
Speaker 2: you should post it on Facebook marketplace. It'll be easier
Speaker 2: for everyone. I said, you know what, it's easy for everyone,
Speaker 2: but you so guess what. You don't have to buy
Speaker 2: my dishes, but don't tell me how to sell my dishes,
Speaker 2: fucking idiot. Then someone else writes fighting as if I'm
Speaker 2: not there, they write, Hey, Girard or gerroid, he says.
Speaker 2: She says, yeah, you're right. I don't know why people
Speaker 2: don't list prices. Why doesn't this guy list the prices?
Speaker 2: I wrote back. You know I can see what you're writing, right.
Speaker 2: You're replying to him in public on my post. So
Speaker 2: if you have a question, you can ask me. So
Speaker 2: I said, you know why I don't because people under
Speaker 2: sell me. They do. I had no idea, liar. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: she wanted on to sell me. That's what it was.
Speaker 2: They want you to put the prices up. Oh, he's
Speaker 2: asking fifteen. I'll give it to you for thirteen. These
Speaker 2: are the things that I do it privately. Okay, good good.
Speaker 2: It bothers me because I want to sell my dishes,
Speaker 2: and I'm out looking for Mary from Oklahoma to try
Speaker 2: to undersell me. You know what, Harry com maybe I'll
Speaker 2: buy you. Maybe I'll buy your dishes. How much you
Speaker 2: want for him? I'm not telling you. Under Boys podcast. Oh,
Speaker 2: before the break, we were speaking about selling stuff. H
Speaker 2: I sold something for scary. I'm not going to say
Speaker 2: what it is, but it was fifty two dollars and
Speaker 2: I had this is this is where I got. I
Speaker 2: got upset two weeks ago. I paid twelve seventy five
Speaker 2: for shipping, and eBay took a share of the sale,
Speaker 2: the taxes and the shipping out of the profits that
Speaker 2: I then had to split with Scary because I'm taking
Speaker 2: a percentage. It's Scary as too a fuff to sell
Speaker 2: an eBay. So I dropped the box off. Dropped the
Speaker 2: box off at the post office and I put it
Speaker 2: on the ledge that says prepaid boxes put them here.
Speaker 2: So I put the box there and the guy who
Speaker 2: bought the thing from Scary from me technically Tech. He
Speaker 2: emails me and he says, hey, it's been five six days.
Speaker 2: I haven't gotten it. What's going on? So I said, well,
Speaker 2: I'll check the tracking, goes I already checked the tracking
Speaker 2: on it, and there's no record of it. It's as
Speaker 2: if you never brought it to the post office. I said, well,
Speaker 2: that's bullshit, that's not right. So I go into the
Speaker 2: post office and I show him the tracking number and
Speaker 2: she says, oh, yeah, a lot of people have been
Speaker 2: complaining about that. The tracking is not entering the system properly.
Speaker 2: But your package isn't here. It's five days ago, and
Speaker 2: every night we clear out all the packages. No packages left,
Speaker 2: So it's on your way to South Carolina. I think
Speaker 2: some small town in South Carolina, right, I said, I
Speaker 2: tell the guy your package with scary shit in it
Speaker 2: should be there any day. So four days later, he goes,
Speaker 2: I still haven't gotten that. I'm filing a lost package complain.
Speaker 2: I want my money back. I go, well, if he
Speaker 2: wants his money back, then I got to get my
Speaker 2: money back from Scary to pay this guy back. I mean,
Speaker 2: it comes out of my account, but then I got
Speaker 2: to get my money back. Is already give you, scary man,
Speaker 2: And of course you know I'm going to give you your
Speaker 2: money back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a lot of drama.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like I call the post office, because
Speaker 2: the woman says, call the eight hundred number. And I
Speaker 2: called the post office and I get the voicemail tree
Speaker 2: and it says, if you don't want to wait on hold,
Speaker 2: you can leave your your number and we'll call you back.
Speaker 2: So it says enter your name as you'd like to
Speaker 2: be referred. So I say David Brody and they say
Speaker 2: and I record it. I hit the pound key. Great.
Speaker 2: They called me back and it says, this is USPS
Speaker 2: with your callback. This is a courtesy call back for
Speaker 2: valued customer. When valued customer is back on the phone,
Speaker 2: please push one. And I'm looking, I'm going, what the
Speaker 2: fuck they go when valued customer is back on the phone.
Speaker 2: If this is valued customer, I guess, I guess you're
Speaker 2: not a valued customer because you didn't press it. Well,
Speaker 2: I guess that David Brodie part didn't didn't record it,
Speaker 2: didn't register, right, didn't register. So I get the woman
Speaker 2: gets on the phone, very nice woman, and she says, oh,
Speaker 2: terribly sorry, give us the tracking number. She says, you
Speaker 2: have insurance for this, You're covered for one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: I said, well, it was fifty two dollars plus twelve
Speaker 2: seventy five for shipping. I would like my sixty four
Speaker 2: to seventy five back because I have to refund it
Speaker 2: to the boy. God. Oh, we will put an acclaim
Speaker 2: and we will have a supervisor to call you within
Speaker 2: three days guaranteed. Great, we'll send you email confirmation. Great.
Speaker 2: I get an email that says your case number is five. Oh,
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and it'll be processed in three days.
Speaker 2: You'll have a supervisor to confirm everything. Get your money
Speaker 2: back great. Ten minutes later, I get an email that says,
Speaker 2: we apologize your case was routed to the wrong department.
Speaker 2: Here is your new case number. It is now in
Speaker 2: the lost package division, and David contact the post office
Speaker 2: in South Carolina and we'll get back to you. I
Speaker 2: get a phone call from South Carolina. Yes, today, Hey
Speaker 2: y'all doing this is Fayhee or whatever is Lehigh, some
Speaker 2: little town South Carolina. We just want to let you
Speaker 2: know we didn't find your package. There's no package here.
Speaker 2: I said, okay, so I'm closing out of your account.
Speaker 2: I want to apologize, Brodie, because I feel like I'm
Speaker 2: I'm the cause of this. I feel like I gave
Speaker 2: you all this ship to sell and and you're you're
Speaker 2: spending all your time and you're working waking hours yep,
Speaker 2: like arguing with fucking people on no but even you're
Speaker 2: you're you're on these comment threads. Well, I'm shit in
Speaker 2: your comment that's my ship. Even so, I just I
Speaker 2: don't sell. So they closed out the account. She said,
Speaker 2: I have to close out this account because you were
Speaker 2: in the wrong department. I said I was in the
Speaker 2: right department. They transferred me to your department. She says, well,
Speaker 2: I'm closing out your account. You're gonna have to refile
Speaker 2: this account. So I had to go back to USPS
Speaker 2: and I and I went to refile and they said
Speaker 2: this is already a claim. Okay, you can't refile. So
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you go in your circle. I just
Speaker 2: all right, whatever, you know, not gonna lose sleep over it.
Speaker 2: Life's too short, man. I think you should come on
Speaker 2: a vacation with me. I've come to this conclusion we
Speaker 2: need to do what kind of crazy ship. We need
Speaker 2: to do a vacation. You and me need to do
Speaker 2: a vacation because you've got to get out of this.
Speaker 2: This this this hellish vortex of selling and arguing and
Speaker 2: selling and arguing and fighting with with UPS and d
Speaker 2: h L and FedEx and all these people. I just
Speaker 2: now you Uspice, and so I'm not going to tell
Speaker 2: you today, but when I tell you the best by
Speaker 2: next week, more of this, more of this. Had a
Speaker 2: fight with skull Candy. God damn it. I was You're
Speaker 2: going to Vegas, my wife and not going to Vegas.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. That's fun you're doing. I don't believe you're
Speaker 2: doing vacation, a vacation. We're going to go to Vegas
Speaker 2: sometime end of the summer, good and the summer. Why
Speaker 2: not now because we can't right now. My wife's working.
Speaker 2: Where We're gonna plan it so that if I if
Speaker 2: I start a new job somewhere, I can tell them
Speaker 2: in advance how I'm going to Vegas that week. You know. Okay,
Speaker 2: right now, I'm still chilling. I'm just starting to buy
Speaker 2: up some plane tickets. I'm just looking around. I'm just
Speaker 2: like looking online and I'm gonna book this. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: book that. I'm gonna book. The latest reports are that
Speaker 2: that airfare may go up about eight percent over the summer.
Speaker 2: So get your tickets now, your tickets now. That's exactly
Speaker 2: why I did that. So I started laying in all
Speaker 2: of my my flights if I could, you know whatever,
Speaker 2: But I gotta get out of there. We go, gotta
Speaker 2: get the outshould we go? Slice and leave us to
Speaker 2: talk back if you're on the heart radio app with
Speaker 2: the microphone, leave us where it's scary and I going
Speaker 2: on a small vacation together. We need like a weekend,
Speaker 2: Like a four day where we don't have to discuss
Speaker 2: myrtles problem with your dishes, where we'll four where we
Speaker 2: don't talk about fucking. We get them away from yeah talking,
Speaker 2: get away from ups and fucking kinkos. Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 2: These places I don't know. I just so where can
Speaker 2: we because now here's the problem. Scary? You like to
Speaker 2: go to beaches. I love beaches. I like cocktail like beaches. See,
Speaker 2: I like a pool. Can we go with like a
Speaker 2: place with a pool? Yeah? How about your basketball pool
Speaker 2: gets start there? Oh you know what? My pool opens
Speaker 2: next week? Scary? Uh huh yeah? Nice? Am I already hooked
Speaker 2: up to hoses? Is this the year do I get invited? No?
Speaker 2: Not the year? Still can't come swimming in your pool?
Speaker 2: Getting closer? When when the number? When the year is
Speaker 2: a palindrome? You are a true jerk off. Let me
Speaker 2: tell you something I've been I've known you all these years.
Speaker 2: We've been doing this podcast for five, maybe more than seven.
Speaker 2: Look at this, and I still haven't gotten invite to
Speaker 2: your pool. And this year is not going to be
Speaker 2: any different. I don't know. I'm just saying, you've only
Speaker 2: been to my house. I think once, twice, three times
Speaker 2: a lady. I knew you were gonna say that, but
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, but but I think we yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: in fairness, scary. Have I been in your pool? No?
Speaker 2: I don't have a pool if I had, what kind
Speaker 2: of selfish basket friend to you? You don't buy a
Speaker 2: pool that I can come into. I live in an apartment,
Speaker 2: so move to a place that as a pool in
Speaker 2: the building. Don't have a pool in my building. I
Speaker 2: got indoors. Who's whose pool? Did you use? Indoor? Who
Speaker 2: invited you over? Who invites you over to their apartment
Speaker 2: building pool? Whoever? Name? Remember? Yeah? My buddy Brian jetskey
Speaker 2: Brian tho Yeah, Brian, right right? Yeah? Not not fall
Speaker 2: asleep on the toilet, Brian, that's toilet Brian. No jets
Speaker 2: keep Bryan toilet. Bran lives in Hobulkin invites you to
Speaker 2: his pool all the time. Love that? Okay? Let me
Speaker 2: ask you a question. Jet ski Brian, I've met jetski Brian,
Speaker 2: very nice guy. Yes. Have you said to me, Hey, Brody,
Speaker 2: won't we go jet skiing? Do you want to go
Speaker 2: jet skiing in the Hudson River? No, falthy. Well you say, okay,
Speaker 2: I would go. I would you know, I would go.
Speaker 2: I would go. Jean is a great business. Jet woulds key.
Speaker 2: Brian runs his business out of out of the uh
Speaker 2: that the New York Harbor, and they do tours around
Speaker 2: the Statue of Liberty. I've seen video already, I would have.
Speaker 2: I was only joking about it. Is Brian's jet ski.
Speaker 2: He says, it's very clean now I is now I
Speaker 2: would ten years ago. No, now it's much better. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't get in that water still, I don't know, but
Speaker 2: that's just me. I wouldn't drink it, but I jet
Speaker 2: ski on it and going to jet ski by the
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Bridge. Already we're talking about things other than you
Speaker 2: getting into a fight at Chipotle because your bag was
Speaker 2: sitting there with the wrong name on it. See, bring
Speaker 2: up bad, bad things. I'll just say, no, just let's
Speaker 2: jet ski. Let's go do let's do something's good to do.
Speaker 2: Something we gotta get out. We've got it. Life is
Speaker 2: they say the sand is is leaving the hour glass,
Speaker 2: or it's going from the top to the bottom. Well
Speaker 2: in the top. I wanted you to go on the
Speaker 2: pizza tour with me. You didn't go in the pizza
Speaker 2: tour with me. I can still do that something. I'm
Speaker 2: freaking second quarter scary man. I'm ready. I'll go on
Speaker 2: a pizza too. I'll go to New Haven and eat
Speaker 2: the country's second or third best pizza. I'm the problem
Speaker 2: with that. I'll do a cheeseteak run in Philly. We'll
Speaker 2: go get why you a fight with Connecticut listeners? For
Speaker 2: I love Connecticut. The pizza is fine, it's good. Some
Speaker 2: of it's better than New York pizza. I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: just better than the bad New York pizza. It's better.
Speaker 2: You know what. I will say this, Connecticut onna make
Speaker 2: you happy. Connecticut pizza is far better than pizza in
Speaker 2: a box in a drawer. Is that fair? I'm giving
Speaker 2: them a compliment. You're awful, You're awful. Yeah. So yeah,
Speaker 2: So we got to think of a place to go.
Speaker 2: Let's get out of here. Let's let's let's go to
Speaker 2: a place that's tropical. Like a car ride, like top
Speaker 2: down a car. We go driving, We could go driving.
Speaker 2: It's a dreary day today. By the way, it's raining,
Speaker 2: it's disgusting. It's by the way, do we get any
Speaker 2: talkbacks about people who would not drive with the top
Speaker 2: down in a tunnel. Oh, yeah, play the talkbacks we
Speaker 2: were Yeah, let's do that. Should we do that next? Yes,
Speaker 2: we come back, We'll play your talkbacks. Sounds good. Should
Speaker 2: I play the jingle now? Yeah? Why not? Unless you
Speaker 2: want to talk about the time for thirty seconds? Two
Speaker 2: thirty and two three? I don't see a pattern here.
Speaker 2: How about two thirty four? So two three four? That's
Speaker 2: coming up? Two three four four? Okay now, and Scary see,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play that number now to a sequence numbers
Speaker 2: two three four sequence? Okay, ray man, Yeah, we got
Speaker 2: some talkbacks.
Speaker 4: Hi guys, it's Jen from Brooklyn. Just needed to comment
Speaker 4: on episode two fifty three in regards to Scary posting
Speaker 4: about his bougie trip. I saw his post on Instagram.
Speaker 4: I've been to Lisbon in Paris a few times and
Speaker 4: I thought, cool, let me share, let me help. Didn't
Speaker 4: think it was bougie. Had it go? If you, Scary,
Speaker 4: Hope you had a great trip.
Speaker 2: All right, Jen takes your side. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Jen? Oh why because did you? Oh wait wait,
Speaker 2: I forgot what was this? This is the conversation we
Speaker 2: had a couple of weeks ago that you were like, Oh,
Speaker 2: is anyone know any restaurants in Paris or Lisbon I
Speaker 2: can go to? Yes, Yeah, And I thought it was
Speaker 2: boogie to do that. Okay, you'll go to the Bronx.
Speaker 6: You would be like, just listening to you in that episode,
Speaker 6: and I totally agree with you about situation with the
Speaker 6: person the pamphlets, and I think.
Speaker 2: She had the toilet. Okay, so she's referencing the religious
Speaker 2: homeless guy or whatever who came to your curnvertible at
Speaker 2: the gas station in Jersey City. The nozzle was in
Speaker 2: the tank, I was trapped, the top was down. We
Speaker 2: were sitting in the vehicle, and the guy approached the
Speaker 2: vehicle and started handing us pamphlets. God, I don't see.
Speaker 2: I'm tried to pick a fight with the guy, and
Speaker 2: I just wanted to get the hell out of there.
Speaker 2: But whatever, I don't sounded great. Scary, scary and brody,
Speaker 2: brody and scary Curly Jason, Jason Curly here from Delaware. Scary,
Speaker 2: you got a new niece. I have to ask only
Speaker 2: one question and one question because for those who don't
Speaker 2: know that I can't relate Herr's one question. It's by
Speaker 2: one question. It's about I can't relate to kids, and
Speaker 2: I just know it's a thing, So it's my way
Speaker 2: of starting a conversation with the parent. Is your child colleague,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's such an inside joke, Jason, this
Speaker 2: is Tim from Youngstown.
Speaker 5: What up?
Speaker 2: You're a bougie bastard. No, not, nobody would do that.
Speaker 2: Money brod is right.
Speaker 3: Listen to him.
Speaker 2: He would not steer you in the wrong way.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you're a bougie bastard.
Speaker 4: But you are a good man.
Speaker 6: I hope you had a fun time on your trip.
Speaker 2: I did. It was a great time. Did anyone give
Speaker 2: you a recommendation that you would followed through on? Yes?
Speaker 2: I went to go get the best falaffel in the
Speaker 2: uh in Paris and the lost du falafel. Now some
Speaker 2: would say, what the hell you're going to Paris and
Speaker 2: eating falaffel. Well, let me tell you. There's a big
Speaker 2: Jewish area there where they were young and scary telling
Speaker 2: people what juwe where they wear yamakas. No, it was kosher.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they wear yamakis. Well that's everything. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: lost do falafel is in Is in La Marie l
Speaker 2: A L A M E M A r A I
Speaker 2: s neighborhood and it's all it's all Jewish and and
Speaker 2: and let me tell you something. The guy they closed
Speaker 2: sundown on Fridays and they closed all day Saturday. And
Speaker 2: I get it. I walk in there, dude, everyone, every
Speaker 2: celebrity has been there, Pharrell. They have a picture with
Speaker 2: with Pharrell and all these other people. So I'm sitting
Speaker 2: in there and a rabbi comes in. I'm so happy hanakah.
Speaker 2: Do you think I know? It sounds like the beginning
Speaker 2: of a joke. So this rabbi walks into song into
Speaker 2: a Jewish dick. Come on, yes you did, but nothing
Speaker 2: says jew like. For when I hear Pharrell, I'm like,
Speaker 2: he knows Jewish. So the rabbi came into the happy happy, Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 2: He comes in and he's like, looks at me and
Speaker 2: he goes, so are you Jewish? And I'm like, huh, heyes,
Speaker 2: you look Jewish? And my girl looking at my girlfriend
Speaker 2: and it was a rabbi with was it a rabbi
Speaker 2: or man that happened to have a beard. Nope, he
Speaker 2: was a rabd and he and he had he had
Speaker 2: the hat, and he had he had the hat, he
Speaker 2: had the tassels, he had the beard. He was dressed
Speaker 2: in black and white, and he looked like a seed.
Speaker 2: Him from Borough Park, Brooklyn. But you know, for a
Speaker 2: from in a second, Brody, let me get to the
Speaker 2: end of my story before you crucify me. Uh huh, okay, well, uh, well,
Speaker 2: my game of Jesus reference now intentional on that one. Okay,
Speaker 2: the Jews did not know that. So he goes. So
Speaker 2: we get to the conversation. He goes. He goes, I said, actually,
Speaker 2: I'm a Catholic Italian. I said, I'm not Jewish at all.
Speaker 2: He goes, you look Jewish. He probably like dil. He goes,
Speaker 2: where you're from? Now he's a vampire. I'm the count
Speaker 2: from Sensame Street. What I'm Jewish? Where are you from?
Speaker 2: I said, I'm from Brooklyn. He goes, oh, I'm from
Speaker 2: I knew it. He's I'm from New York. He goes,
Speaker 2: I'm from Brooklyn as well. And he was there at
Speaker 2: last due falafel, And and at what point did he say,
Speaker 2: and I'm a rabbi. So he left, and then the
Speaker 2: waiter comes over and I'm like I'm like, who is
Speaker 2: that guy. I'm like, he just came to my table
Speaker 2: asking me if I was Jewish, and it looked like
Speaker 2: I was enjoying the food. He goes, he goes that's uh,
Speaker 2: he's the town rabbi and he goes in and out
Speaker 2: of all he just walks up and down. You know,
Speaker 2: this Jewish row goes in and out of all the
Speaker 2: restaurants in France. By the way, I'm I'm sitting in Paris, France.
Speaker 2: There were Jews in France. Yeah, No, I wanted to
Speaker 2: make that point. You know that that's kind of you know,
Speaker 2: it's cool. It was a cool thing. So the full
Speaker 2: offel was let me tell you, it was damn good.
Speaker 2: It was. It rivaled some of the best falaffel that
Speaker 2: I've ever eaten. And now, did you tell the rabbi
Speaker 2: from New York that you've had better bagels in Montreal?
Speaker 2: Because he probably would have stabbed you. We didn't talk
Speaker 2: about that, no, but you know what, he might have
Speaker 2: might have agreed. He's a world traveler. He was hanging
Speaker 2: out living and he was living in Paris. So yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: so so that was cool. He had the hat I
Speaker 2: loved where he described religious Jewish, so yeah, and I
Speaker 2: had the hat, the tassels, you know, all of it.
Speaker 2: And we went Robin and I went to the Mulan Rouge.
Speaker 2: We also had the best hot chocolate at let. I
Speaker 2: can't pronounce these places, but I can't. I can't, I
Speaker 2: can't do French. Man, it's not me less chacralat play charka.
Speaker 2: Let's do maggots m A g maggots, m A G maggots.
Speaker 2: M A maggots are molluscs m A g o t
Speaker 2: s less d e u x led it's the two magots,
Speaker 2: do mago? Is it the two magnot two maggots. Translate
Speaker 2: it translates to the two No magnos, mago m A
Speaker 2: g o t s. What does that mean in French?
Speaker 2: It's like, I mean two princes. What is m A
Speaker 2: g o spin doctors? What is m A g O
Speaker 2: t s in French? So it's less l e s
Speaker 2: d e u x m A g o t s.
Speaker 2: It's pronounced le mago. Anyway, mister magoo, it's basically eating
Speaker 2: liquid chocolate.
Speaker 7: Bar.
Speaker 2: I was so good. Maggots m A g ots. Yes,
Speaker 2: place has been This is the seventeen hundreds. Okay it
Speaker 2: it means the two nests. Oh okay, okay, well whatever
Speaker 2: all you French speaking slices that are screaming right now.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry it took me so long. Maggots, it's the
Speaker 2: two maggots, that's the nedcast. Yeah, the two maggots toot.
Speaker 7: From upst me or my name, Samara. You played my
Speaker 7: message before when I agreed that Brodie's joke was funny.
Speaker 7: I love you, guys have been listening since episode zero,
Speaker 7: and I'm just chiming in on the bougeness of the
Speaker 7: Paris Brisbane post. And I have to agree with Brodie
Speaker 7: on this.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 7: Scary doesn't take away my love for you. But look
Speaker 7: at me. I'm going to man. You could just google
Speaker 7: the dude, I love you, still love you both.
Speaker 2: Now Here's why I couldn't google it because I value
Speaker 2: people's personal experiences over a search engine. I'm sorry, but
Speaker 2: I do. And and it's not bougie. And that to
Speaker 2: me is that's someone who's jealous that they didn't, that
Speaker 2: they weren't. Absolutely not. Yes, and yet again, scary. Can't
Speaker 2: you be happy for people's happiness that doesn't exist anymore?
Speaker 2: In this life. I feel like people's defense your defense scary.
Speaker 2: Google can't click the like button on your posts? I
Speaker 2: get it. What do you What is that supposed to mean?
Speaker 2: It means you like people to like your posts. I
Speaker 2: took away like five or six seven things that I
Speaker 2: did based on my poll that I put up, and
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm a better person for it. I
Speaker 2: experienced something better than I want than run of the mill.
Speaker 2: I ate because I wanted. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: how long was your poll up? We're talking about but
Speaker 2: it's up for twenty four hours. You should see a doctor.
Speaker 2: It's not bougie.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, this is Lee's third time. I forgot to say,
Speaker 8: as far as Gandhi goes, there is wrong.
Speaker 2: Is roll so so I should have allowed Sam and
Speaker 2: Gandhi to get it in confrontation with the pamphlet religion
Speaker 2: Maniac and destroy my car. Good. Sure you don't want
Speaker 2: to take that talk back back. I don't know.
Speaker 8: Hey, this is league and I just wanted to finish
Speaker 8: up what I was saying. I forgot to say something,
Speaker 8: so I think maybe you're talking about a date store
Speaker 8: who's selling weed because you did mention that Dela eight
Speaker 8: there are a lot of date stores that sell that,
Speaker 8: and they should not be selling correct THHD or THC products.
Speaker 8: That's strictly just for dispensing.
Speaker 2: That's right. Dispensaries sell. Yes, yeah, they don't have They
Speaker 2: didn't have a license. They were selling more. They were
Speaker 2: advertising Delta eight but they which is the legal one
Speaker 2: that they can all sell, but they were, they were selling.
Speaker 2: When you were in France, did you go to dispense? Dispense?
Speaker 5: Oh oh oh here, no way, he's wrong, thank you.
Speaker 5: That'll be the new jingle for scary wrong. You got
Speaker 5: Brodie's wrong, scary We need a jingle for you, my boy.
Speaker 2: He just took the O'Reilly Auto Parts jingle. Oh oh,
Speaker 2: O'Riley auto Parts not a sponsor. Oh you know if
Speaker 2: you google O'Reilly Auto Parts reunion. They were all invited
Speaker 2: to someone's wedding and yeah, they got up on stage
Speaker 2: and sang all that and sang this song. They did
Speaker 2: a recreation of the O'Reilly's Auto Parts song. It's you know.
Speaker 2: It took about twelve people to sing that song. This
Speaker 2: can you imagine scary like you having a function? And
Speaker 2: the Cars for Kids jingle singers showed up I would
Speaker 2: call off the wedding or whatever it was, I would
Speaker 2: walk out. I couldn't believe it, and must have been
Speaker 2: about a thirty year old song at this point because
Speaker 2: these people look like they aged well you know what's
Speaker 2: what's it? Well, they could have sang it when they
Speaker 2: were old. The point the point is about a riley,
Speaker 2: which is interesting is there's not a lot of them
Speaker 2: around the like there there's none in this area where
Speaker 2: we live. But they still advertise because it's it's an
Speaker 2: online business. But everyone knows the jingle. I've never seen
Speaker 2: a store. I never seen in O'Reilly's Auto Parts anywhere.
Speaker 2: They're not in then, but that jingle works because you
Speaker 2: know it everywhere. And Rockauto dot Com you know the
Speaker 2: rock Audo jingle.
Speaker 3: Rough again here, I just wanted to also comment that
Speaker 3: I was not bouncing around when I was listening. I
Speaker 3: did listen to it for a couple of current episodes
Speaker 3: when I first started listening, and then I was like, wow,
Speaker 3: they're referencing stuff. Maybe I should listen to order listen
Speaker 3: to Order, and I got all caught up. Now I'm
Speaker 3: excited to hear all the newer episodes. Hashtag Rodian and
Speaker 3: Scar yet again and also Brody fucked Bill fuck fuck Hill.
Speaker 2: Uh. We had a new listener. If I could interjected
Speaker 2: for a moment here, I want to welcome Garren Aboard
Speaker 2: Garren R. He wrote me a DM. I used to
Speaker 2: listen to The Big Show during my commute in the morning.
Speaker 2: The job changed, so I can. I no longer have
Speaker 2: a commute, but I needed something to listen to and enjoy.
Speaker 2: Tried a couple of podcasts, and tried audio books and
Speaker 2: it was all shit. Happened to see a post on
Speaker 2: Instagram Scary promoting the Brooklyn Boys, So I gave your
Speaker 2: podcast a shot and was instantly hooked. Listen for about
Speaker 2: seven hours per day. Can't wait to catch up to
Speaker 2: the latest episode, but I'm slowly getting there. I think
Speaker 2: I'm on one seventy three right now, which means you
Speaker 2: want to hear this for a while. I just turn
Speaker 2: it on and let it go. Sorry for saying so much,
Speaker 2: but it's just great to find a podcast that I
Speaker 2: enjoy and I'm constantly laughing out loud with headphones in
Speaker 2: hashtags slice for love that So Garren got on late,
Speaker 2: got on board late love. He's catching up fast, all right?
Speaker 2: We don't love you any less. Oh, we love you.
Speaker 2: We love you as much again.
Speaker 3: You guys talking about promotions, finding promotions in your bills
Speaker 3: to get your stuff lowered. I just had the same
Speaker 3: in Prince with Verizon. I went to the store. Oh
Speaker 3: then I was unhappy with how much I was paying
Speaker 3: and they saved me one hundred and twenty dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty dollars. So definitely, definitely always ask
Speaker 3: about promotions.
Speaker 2: Okay, there you go. I'm saving people money left and right.
Speaker 4: Scary, I don't think it's actually that bougie to ask
Speaker 4: for recommendations on where to eat.
Speaker 7: I mean, there's a lot of like hidden holes and
Speaker 7: things like hole in the walls that you can go find.
Speaker 4: Like, I completely agree with Scary on this one.
Speaker 8: Sorry, Brody.
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, here's what I'll say. I that's a valid point.
Speaker 2: But also, she sounded better than any talkback we've ever played.
Speaker 2: Isn't that great? Very clear? She must have an Android.
Speaker 2: I think she got an iPhone, but so Hi. Speaking
Speaker 2: of my bougie trip, m Paris, mhm, Lisbon, I went
Speaker 2: to the top of the Eiffel Tower and it was
Speaker 2: I saw it was awesome, crazy, better than the Eiffel
Speaker 2: Tower in Vegas. I went to better, way, better than
Speaker 2: the Eiffel Tower in Vegas. What's the louver? And they
Speaker 2: had and the modal Lisa? As you know what. I
Speaker 2: wasn't prepared for it. I know everyone said the thing
Speaker 2: is small, but it really is. It's tiny. It's I
Speaker 2: expected it to be a big mural, but everyone's been saying,
Speaker 2: now it's a small picture. It's yeah. I don't know
Speaker 2: anyone that's seen the picture that looks at it and goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I get why it's famous. It well, it only got
Speaker 2: famous after the Italian dude, the worker stole it in
Speaker 2: nineteen eleven. In nineteen eleven, that would I tell you no?
Speaker 2: And that's true. In nineteen eleven, the worker stole the
Speaker 2: Mona Lisa out of the loof and brought it back
Speaker 2: to Italy, left the picture frame on the floor by
Speaker 2: the way. And then when they retrieved it a couple
Speaker 2: of years later and the guy went to jail, it
Speaker 2: became everyone needed to see it. It was like it
Speaker 2: became famous from then on. Are you saying that before
Speaker 2: in nineteen eleven, nobody cared about the Mona Lisa yes,
Speaker 2: I mean it was. It was important because of the
Speaker 2: way that it was drawn, because a commoner was drawn
Speaker 2: usually in that and you didn't do portraits of common people.
Speaker 2: And Mona Lisa was just Da Vinci's like like neighbor
Speaker 2: or something. And and also because she's looking at the
Speaker 2: camera and most portraits were done with just a black background.
Speaker 2: I learned a lot on the trip we had. We
Speaker 2: had a tour guide. So the opportunity though, well, at
Speaker 2: the Louver, you know what I'm saying is so the
Speaker 2: Venus de Milo, which is the statue of the Venus
Speaker 2: that was that was the most prominent thing in the louver,
Speaker 2: and that was like the most that was a big draw.
Speaker 2: But if it had if it had, if she had
Speaker 2: her arms, you think people would care as much. I
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know. I you know, this is
Speaker 2: one of those like if the statue of David had
Speaker 2: his penis fall off, what anybody care anymore? Hey, you
Speaker 2: took a picture and you were like, oh, I got
Speaker 2: to take the obligatory picture outside the love. Yes, outside
Speaker 2: the loof there didn't take the obligatory picture outside the love.
Speaker 2: You didn't take the right picture. See, it's like when
Speaker 2: you go to the the when you go to the
Speaker 2: leaning Tower Pisa, you take the picture of your hands
Speaker 2: out like you're holding up. You didn't do the finger
Speaker 2: the figure on the top. I know, but I wasn't
Speaker 2: gonna I wasn't gonna go all the way because I
Speaker 2: already that's not the obligatory picture. Then you can't call
Speaker 2: it the obligatory different in front of it. In the
Speaker 2: Da Vinci Code, there's that outdoor structure outside the louver,
Speaker 2: which is above ground and now so like the pyramid,
Speaker 2: the glass Pi, like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2: So you're supposed to get on top of the pier
Speaker 2: and get on top of the rock or whatever wherever
Speaker 2: the vantage point is, and then put your finger out
Speaker 2: over the tip so it looks like you're touching this.
Speaker 2: You're touching the top of the pyramid. The fact that
Speaker 2: I was even there and took a picture with it
Speaker 2: in the background is enough for me. I was being
Speaker 2: basic enough by even wine. So if you went to
Speaker 2: the a Tower of Pisa, you would take a picture
Speaker 2: just standing there with the pizza behind you. Okay, the tower.
Speaker 2: I did go to the Tower of Pisa, and I
Speaker 2: did post a picture of me leaning my head on
Speaker 2: it like a pillow. So I did a little different.
Speaker 2: Other people what do they do with that one? Some
Speaker 2: people did the butt holding it up. Some people do
Speaker 2: the thing where they're pushing it like like I'm pushing
Speaker 2: it over like it's leaning. Get it Yep, the butt, right.
Speaker 2: I did a little like I'm resting my head on
Speaker 2: it like ah like that. That's what I did. But
Speaker 2: but we all do. Listen, we all take basic pictures
Speaker 2: now and then we're okay, okay to do right, right,
Speaker 2: But you can't take a picture of the mona Lisa, Lisa,
Speaker 2: I did. You're not supposed to. No, there was cameras
Speaker 2: all up in there, and nobody gave a ship. Oh
Speaker 2: the glass. You can't use the flash, right? Is that
Speaker 2: what it is? They say, no flash? Yeah, but there's
Speaker 2: protective this protective glass over the entire picture. Okay. Well,
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's changed, but I went to
Speaker 2: the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Museum, I don't know,
Speaker 2: a long time ago, so maybe it's changed in Cleveland.
Speaker 2: But when you first walk in there was the Zzy
Speaker 2: Top eliminated car from the videos. Really cool old car.
Speaker 2: If you don't know what I'm talking about, that Thespian.
Speaker 2: It's a really cool old car. You're not going to
Speaker 2: take a picture of it? Why because you might fade
Speaker 2: the paint. I don't know. They're like, no pictures, Like
Speaker 2: I didn't come to the museum to not take a peace.
Speaker 2: I think that's a scamboni. I think they don't want
Speaker 2: all those pictures out there because then, for whatever reason,
Speaker 2: people might be less inclined to go see it themselves
Speaker 2: in person because they saw a picture, and so they
Speaker 2: want everybody to go see it for themselves, so they
Speaker 2: say it for that reason. I don't think you could
Speaker 2: fucking fade the paint of the top of the Sistine Chapel. Like.
Speaker 2: That's another one. They do that, no pictures, no pictures,
Speaker 2: and they have guards walking around making sure you don't
Speaker 2: take your camera out and snap the ceiling. But is
Speaker 2: my picture that's not doesn't even have a flash aimed
Speaker 2: at the ceiling going to destroy Michael's works? And of
Speaker 2: course not, No, it's not. I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 2: I want to sell you a postcard exactly. You can
Speaker 2: google image plenty of pictures of it. That's true. Ridiculous,
Speaker 2: all right, until next time. Arevoir. That's just the way
Speaker 2: it goes. Votes from Rent the song from Rent vim
Speaker 2: Liker that's correct. Soccer Blue Bro, I'm gonna put up
Speaker 2: a post. You do this. I'm going on vacation. I
Speaker 2: need recommendations. Boys, Boys,