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Speaker 1: ready you've heard in a while, The Jews Show. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: it's hard to face the truth about yourself. Yes, it's

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show. That's the name of the show, not

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Speaker 1: the truth about yourself. But it is the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: and it's hard to face reality. And do you have

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Speaker 1: a friend who's always late to things? Oh dear, if

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Speaker 1: you said no, guess what you're that friend. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for joining us a little late. But they just did

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Speaker 1: a survey. Seven out of ten groups of friends say

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Speaker 1: according to the survey, but less than a quarter of

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Speaker 1: I'm definitely willing to admit I'm late to pretty much everything.

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Speaker 1: But I think it's because I've surrounded myself in life

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Speaker 1: So you're just fine with being late to work all

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Speaker 1: I'm not. It just happens by accident. It happens by accident.

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Speaker 1: Don't leave your house at the same time every day.

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Speaker 1: I do, but then I encounter things on the way,

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Speaker 1: Like you don't. You don't learn from that and leave

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Speaker 1: great idea. Well that just it's not. That's for you.

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Speaker 1: Because Alex and I drive to work pretty much every

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Speaker 1: new hits one oh six barn Go. This is Emma.

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Speaker 1: Hi Ama, my name is Brad. I recently changed my

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Speaker 1: this morning? Thank you for calling me Kevin instead of

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Speaker 1: Brad because I recently changed my name to Kevin. I

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Speaker 1: a few complaints. Okay, Kevin, I'm sorry to hear that.

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Speaker 1: What's going on? What kind of business are you running?

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Speaker 1: Kevin wants to know. I don't understand the nature of

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Speaker 1: what was wrong with the ice? What was wrong with

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Speaker 1: there's not a set amount. We just had a fair amount.

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Speaker 1: because you don't even know how much ice you're putting

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Speaker 1: I'm not following your lodgic. The issue is the water

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Speaker 1: and then also the food. Well, what was wrong with

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Speaker 1: your food? Did you really just ask Kevin that I

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Speaker 1: asked you that. Yes, I ordered a burger M and

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Speaker 1: the patty was way too big. Okay, Well, all of

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Speaker 1: our patties are eight ounces. It says it right on

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you took the scale and you weighed your meat. Yes,

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Speaker 1: By the time I was done weighing it and doing

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Speaker 1: Are eight idiot? Wow? I have never had anybody use

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Speaker 1: that kind of verbiage toward me. Highly gelful, because like

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Speaker 1: I said before, you're a idiot. Kevin, So, is there

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Speaker 1: prank phone call? Yes? I did. This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: And what are your servers? Samantha set you up? Oh

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jebil phone pranks, we say mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties The Jewel Show on demand. Emojis can say

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Speaker 1: now for a War of the roses to catch a cheater,

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Speaker 1: because of emojis. Emil, what's going on? Man? Well, I

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Speaker 1: like messages will pop up because her phone's connected to

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Speaker 1: not me. I'm not the other guy. That's good news. No. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the new heads of one of six one. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: it's time for your dirty little secret? When you're going

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Speaker 1: to get it to you right now? Is that Come

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Speaker 1: at the Frog? Embayeh? Who is that? I know that voice? Yeah? Yep?

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Speaker 1: What is that guy? Called from the Looney Tunes? Marvin

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Speaker 1: the Marshes in the Marshan Remember it's dirty little Secret

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Speaker 1: for calling in kermy still green? Yeah, still green? Great? Great?

420
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Speaker 1: So what's your dirty little secret? What do you want

421
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Speaker 1: to tell us? Yeah, so I've been getting my grandma

422
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Speaker 1: pretty happy. Wow, I'll say that. Okay, I should not

423
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Speaker 1: be the same sentence. Yeah, giving your grandma happy is

424
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Do we need to call the police? No? No, no, no,

425
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 1: nothing like that. Guy's nothing super weird. I've just been

426
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Speaker 1: you know, what have you been doing to make your

427
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Speaker 1: grandma happy? Yeah? Um, well, she lives in her retirement

428
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Speaker 1: homie guys, and she told me a couple of months

429
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Speaker 1: ago that she wants to try weeds. Who she wants

430
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Speaker 1: to smoke weed? Yeah, that's so you've been getting your

431
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 1: grandma's stone. That's what you mean by making grandma happy?

432
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 1: Something to that effect. Yeah, so you go to the

433
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Speaker 1: retirement home and smoke weed with your grandma. No, no, actually,

434
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,919
Speaker 1: it's it's interesting like you're not allowed to smoke um

435
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 1: like on the premises. That's against the rules. So you

436
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 1: have been doing in another way? What have you been doing? Yeah? Yeah,

437
00:23:56,119 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: so I've actually been um like smuggling weed brownies smuggling

438
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: to my grandma's retirement home. And um, so yeah, so

439
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 1: you've you've been smuggling Wade brownies into your grandma's retirement

440
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:16,400
Speaker 1: home and she knows that they're weed brownies, right, Yeah,

441
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: she definitely knows. Uh. And by the way, like she's

442
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 1: been like passing him out to her friends and other

443
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 1: people at the retirement home, bringing like that's amazing. You

444
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 1: actually are a dealer now you are? Well are you

445
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 1: selling them? Are you just giving away? Because that's not

446
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: a dealer well kind of dealer. No, No, I mean

447
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 1: I'm more of a very recreational baker center. I bet

448
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 1: they see it, like, I bet they get excited when

449
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:50,880
Speaker 1: they see you coming on the door. When's your grandson

450
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 1: gonna come back around again? He's so nice. I like

451
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 1: him his little brownies again because those were good. I

452
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,959
Speaker 1: haven't felt ways that I felt out breeding one of them.

453
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,439
Speaker 1: It was in about forty years. Yeah, you can definitely

454
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 1: see the when I come, they're very excited and some

455
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: of them are like pretty much waiting by the door,

456
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 1: probably the first time they've walked. Yeah, exactly. Well it's

457
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 1: the miracle. Keep up the good work, then, I guess

458
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 1: I support you. Yeah, English Evan, you live with your grandmother,

459
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: I do. She's eighty something. She's eighty seven. Eighty seven

460
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: years old. Yeah, she's an old one. Her name's Betty.

461
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 1: It is Betty. I'm glad you've met her. Have you

462
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: ever fed your grandma on edible? No? I think it

463
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 1: would help her, But no, I haven't. I wish she'd

464
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,959
Speaker 1: be on edibles. I think she'd just be super chilled out.

465
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean she she doesn't move much anyway,

466
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 1: but she would just be in her chair with her

467
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 1: head bag and drilling. Yeah. Those brownies you gave me, Evan,

468
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,200
Speaker 1: good brownie, Thank you, English Haven't. She calls you English

469
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Speaker 1: seven too. Huh No, Yeah, those brownies. The game of

470
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Speaker 1: English Haven't are really good. I'm seeing Jeopardy on all

471
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 1: sorts of things right now. Have you ever smoked met Evan? Yes?

472
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 1: Are you ashamed of it? I'm not ashamed. I just

473
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: don't like saying it. God, I know. Yeah, I'm very

474
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: weird when it comes to that sort of thing. Weird.

475
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 1: It's legal, it is legal. What's your dirty little secret?

476
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand neighbors are scary. It's a

477
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: jewel show. Think about it. They live next door to you.

478
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: I think that's the definition of a neighbor. Maybe a

479
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: couple of houses down, but they live right around you.

480
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 1: And who knows what they're doing behind closed doors? Only

481
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 1: they know, or you know if you're a creepy neighbor

482
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 1: who put a camera in their house to see what

483
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 1: they're doing behind closed doors. Neighbors are scary. And sometimes

484
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: you could just be mining your own business on a

485
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: Saturday morning and you can walk outside and there they are,

486
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: your neighbor, and then they look at you from across

487
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:03,239
Speaker 1: the street and they go, hey, how are you doing here?

488
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: Having a good Saturday? You want to come over later barbecue?

489
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: In Uh that's scary. Yeah. Well, a story is in

490
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:16,360
Speaker 1: the news today of neighbor drama out of Michigan. Text

491
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: in by way four one six one, what's the way

492
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: that you've gotten back at a neighbor that you didn't like?

493
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 1: But if farmer in Michigan has been in a fight

494
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: with his neighbor over a property line for so long

495
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 1: that the farmer decided to mark the line by building

496
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Speaker 1: a two hundred fifty foot wall made out of manure,

497
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: Oh hoop, Yeah, how much land are they talking about

498
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: they're fighting over it's a farmer song would assume it's

499
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: quite a bit of land, but still to build a

500
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: two hundred fifty foot wall of pooh, oh my god

501
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 1: collecting it. And the farmer took the manure from his

502
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: farm and stacked it into the wall in the property line.

503
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: And when the neighbor complained of the city asking him

504
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,479
Speaker 1: to take down the wall, he said that he wouldn't

505
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: take it down because it's not a poop wall, it's

506
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: a compost fence. And the city said it's fine and

507
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 1: approved it. So this dude didn't like his neighbor for

508
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: whatever reason, and they were arguing about their property line,

509
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 1: and he was able to put up a poop wall

510
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: and the city can't say anything about it. So they're

511
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: officially in a feud right now. I bet he included

512
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Speaker 1: some of his own poop as well. Enough, have you

513
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: guys ever hated a neighbor so much that you felt

514
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 1: like you had to get even with him or do something.

515
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 1: I think my neighbor does something petty to me the

516
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: other day, which us the other day? I don't know,

517
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 1: but there was an Amazon package that was accidentally delivered

518
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 1: to my door. Oh yeah, my name on. It wasn't

519
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 1: anything that I ordered, but it was guess what it

520
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 1: was a thing to have your dog stopped barking when

521
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: it's when it barks. Yeah, one of our neighbors did

522
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: get petty with us. A little bit of backstory on this,

523
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: but that's such a good point. Our neighbor did petty us.

524
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: Now we got to get him back texting for one

525
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: of six one after you hear the story, how do

526
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: we get our neighbor back? We got a dog, right,

527
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: and the dog when we first got it was put

528
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: outside and it would bark a lot, and it was

529
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 1: only for like a day or two, and so we

530
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 1: just got that it was a brand new puppy. Just

531
00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: got it. We're trying to figure out where to put

532
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: it and every thing else to get it. And so

533
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,719
Speaker 1: it's cool to say is your dog on a bark forever? Right?

534
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: Or or hey new dog and just let people because

535
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: if someone has a dog that barks a lot, Like

536
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: if you asked Alex I said hey new dog, you'd

537
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, sorry, barking a lot. I know that

538
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: were I to deal with that, right, That's not what

539
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: he said. He texted and said that it was too early,

540
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: and also, um, I don't think your dog should be

541
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: outside right now because it's too cold, and we're like,

542
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: it was fifty four degrees that day. It wasn't that

543
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: cold for a dog, right, And so he was petty

544
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: because we got that package delivered to our house. So

545
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: I opened this Amazon package because I ordered like a

546
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 1: ton of stuff from Amazon and it was just an

547
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: Amazon package that that I opened up and realized, I'm like,

548
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: what the hell is this stuff? I didn't order it.

549
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: And then I looked down the package and it was

550
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: my neighbor's name and address, and I'm like, what the

551
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: hell accidentally opened it up? And it was full of

552
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: anti bark things for dogs and does the neighbor have

553
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: a dog? No, So obviously for us, I was heated.

554
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: I was heated when I saw I was like, you

555
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: gotta be kidding, because I don't know actually if the

556
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 1: Amazon person accidentally delivered to my house or they just

557
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: brought it over. It at my and I'm like it

558
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: was in the backyard, our big backyard. That he has

559
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: everything he needs, he's warm enough, he's a German shepherd,

560
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: he has tons of hair, um definitely spoiled, rotten, and

561
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: he has the audacity to go over to my other

562
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: neighbor and talk to him about it. He got my number,

563
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: the other neighbor gave the other nigh of my number,

564
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: right okay, And so he texted me, I, Alex, I

565
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 1: am your next door neighbor. Just wanted to check in

566
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: and see if your dog is okay. He looks like

567
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: he is howling and crying since last night and in pain,

568
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: in pain whether outside is cold and not recommended for dogs.

569
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: First of all, I didn't recommended for dog. Didn't sleep outside.

570
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: He was literally inside. But we leave early in the morning, right,

571
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: We've let our dog outside. So I respond, I said, oh,

572
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: he's doing just great. Thanks for asking. He's a puppy

573
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: and we are training him. He's not in pain. He's

574
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: a puppy's head a dog house and all ye kids

575
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: are so excited they got a new pup. Such a sweetheart.

576
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: He is sorry for the howling. He'll quiet down. Just

577
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: a new house and surroundings and getting used to just

578
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: like that's like a middle finger with a smile as

579
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: what you just did to him. All he responded to

580
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: for that was thank you. Hope he gets adjusted to

581
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: his new house. And surrounding sin. So he did it back.

582
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: He did a smile finger back. I hope he gets

583
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: all adjusted. And guess what my response back was, Oh, gosh,

584
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: well nothing. And then guess what his response to that was,

585
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: dropping off dog barking stuff at our house? Passive aggressive?

586
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: Actually pisso that my other neighbor gave him my number.

587
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: I know what we need to do, is Wade, who

588
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 1: has a bunch of manure laying around Alex and I

589
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: also need to build a fence around our house. We're

590
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: building a manure fence this weekend. Collect Yeah, we're gonna

591
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 1: build our own manure fence around our house because of

592
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: our neighbors exact Yeah. The Jebel Show on demand