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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nicky Glazer, Nikki, Yeah, thank you know.

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Speaker 1: Uh hi guys, it's Nicky Glazer, It's Nicki Lazer podcast.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're doing a while out there, and I

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Speaker 1: mean that sincerely, not like Andrew before he gets to

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Speaker 1: the news. Uh no, how are you today? I'm doing good. Um.

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Speaker 1: I don't like the angle that my laptop computers facing

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Speaker 1: because it accentuates my atoms. Apple. You don't have an

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Speaker 1: atom's apple, Yes, I do. Women don't have an atom's apple, baby,

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Speaker 1: I have one Adam's apple bottom jeans boots with the

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Speaker 1: wait no you don't, then get it. It's like a

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Speaker 1: little bomp. Wait, dude, google this. Women do not have

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Speaker 1: atoms apples? Or do we just have less accentuated ones.

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Speaker 1: I don't know the difference. I know that Caitlyn Jenner

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Speaker 1: had hers shaved down, and that was the first sign

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Speaker 1: that she was possibly transitioning. I remember that whisper, and

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Speaker 1: I couldn't think of anything more disturbing, like viscerally than

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Speaker 1: having your atoms apple like bones shaving like keep me

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Speaker 1: out of that. I don't want to hear about shaved bones.

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Speaker 1: I uh, my makeup artist, who uh Robin, who made

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Speaker 1: fun of me for having a zet next to my

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Speaker 1: lip that she announced was her pies for humor, even

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Speaker 1: though everyone doesn't know that she's someone who does that,

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Speaker 1: so everyone on set probably thinks I've heard but now

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Speaker 1: not that there's anything wrong with that. Plan on getting

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Speaker 1: it can't wait. She also said one time that like

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Speaker 1: my Adam's Apple was sticking out as like a joke.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, I'm on the show with like

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Speaker 1: surrounded by um men who I'm like, you know, are

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Speaker 1: attractive men, and I'm just like, how about we not

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Speaker 1: say that? And then I was like, because my neck

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Speaker 1: is very long and has lots of like you can

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Speaker 1: see almost like my vocal cords which are now probably

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Speaker 1: inflamed because my voice is disgusting right now. And I

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Speaker 1: apologize for it if it's hard to listen to because

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Speaker 1: I did an Instagram story last night, I was like, yikes,

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Speaker 1: I should stop talking, but I can't because it's my job. Um,

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Speaker 1: but she made an Adam's Apple joke and now it's

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Speaker 1: like a running joke and I don't care for it. Well.

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Speaker 1: On Roast, people have compared me to men are looking

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Speaker 1: like uh a um transitioning, you know, like, and I've

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Speaker 1: made jokes that without makeup, I look like a yoga

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Speaker 1: instructor named Jasper. It's like that has long air um,

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Speaker 1: which is not about like a lot of women have

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Speaker 1: masculine features and a lot of hot got a lot

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Speaker 1: of hot women have masculine features, and a lot of

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Speaker 1: hot guys look very feminine and you're trying to do

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Speaker 1: them because you're probably gay ladies. Um No, But my

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Speaker 1: point is I don't don't have an Adam's Apple. I

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Speaker 1: don't think women can get them. Did you google it?

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Speaker 1: Do we have Adams Apples? I didn't google it. I

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Speaker 1: just don't want to know the answer to it. But

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Speaker 1: you don't have one. I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: It's moving. It's just oh wait, okay, I do see

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Speaker 1: a bump, but like, what's wrong with that? It's just like, wait,

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Speaker 1: you do have what the fuck? No? Uh, maybe it's cancer,

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Speaker 1: Maybe have a tumor in there? I mean, whatever it is,

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Speaker 1: it's like, who cares, it's a bump in your neck.

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Speaker 1: When I was just with a bunch of ladies last

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Speaker 1: night and we were all talking about the work we

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Speaker 1: wanted to have done, and by one friend is like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm getting a chin and plant, like as soon

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Speaker 1: as I get home, and I feel bad because I

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Speaker 1: was like, yeah you should. I have a friend who

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Speaker 1: got one and she looks way hotter because of it,

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Speaker 1: and not that being I go, you should get it

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Speaker 1: if it's something that's bothered you your whole life, and

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Speaker 1: and you want to. I mean, like, why is not

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Speaker 1: getting a chim amplant or facial uh, you know, plastic

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Speaker 1: surgeries frowned upon? But fake eyelashes and pounds of makeup

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Speaker 1: and fake hair dye and uh jewel piercings and just

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Speaker 1: any other thing that you add to your hair extensions?

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Speaker 1: Why are what's the difference between a bunch of fake

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Speaker 1: fucking hair that, by the way, I've been offered on

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Speaker 1: my show a lot, and I used to wear it

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Speaker 1: in my show Nicki and Sarah Alive. And once you

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Speaker 1: get hair extensions, you first of all, I don't like

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Speaker 1: to wear it on TV because I think when I'm

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Speaker 1: she's wearing makeup. That's why she looks good. That's like

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Speaker 1: that's probably a fake tan that's not a real color

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Speaker 1: color of her skin because I put it out there

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Speaker 1: that my skin is not like that. But hair extensions,

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Speaker 1: I think are so convincing that many women look at

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Speaker 1: women on TV and compare their own hair like me,

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Speaker 1: this is me talking and go, why don't I Why

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Speaker 1: And um So, although the other girls on the show

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Speaker 1: I want to just tell every woman that's listening. Every

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Speaker 1: including Miss Adam's Apple producer. No. Uh, I mean you

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Speaker 1: have them too, but uh, and there's nothing wrong with it.

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Speaker 1: I just opted out because I'm so insecure about my

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Speaker 1: hair being thin that I did not And it's based

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Speaker 1: on the fact that women are wearing hair extensions and

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Speaker 1: I compare myself that I know now my hair is

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Speaker 1: not thin. It was just my perception is off because

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Speaker 1: of my surroundings. And I don't want to promote that anymore.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to put that out there and I

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Speaker 1: lots of hair on TV I'm never gonna not want it.

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Speaker 1: And I literally looked like a show pony when she

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Speaker 1: put in a fake ponytail. Was like this, it's like

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Speaker 1: ariana grande gigantic ponytail. And I felt like a beautiful

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Speaker 1: horse that. Um. I just felt like a rich person's

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Speaker 1: horse with that thing in my hair. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: get it out now. And it's not like I'm being noble.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be like, oh, I'm making the

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Speaker 1: sacrifice to women. See, it's really for myself at the

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Speaker 1: end of the day, which everything is. So last night

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Speaker 1: I've told this girl, I'm like, yeah, you should get

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Speaker 1: the chin thing if you want to get it, and

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Speaker 1: she would and she didn't take it, and I go,

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Speaker 1: you don't need it. I assure you you have a

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Speaker 1: good chin. But if it that, it would look bad.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's not gonna not look better. But I

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Speaker 1: told all the girls, I go, please do not do filler.

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Speaker 1: Please please please, if you're listening at home, please don't

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Speaker 1: do filler if you're under the age of thirty six.

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Speaker 1: And I even and I'm third about to be thirty seven,

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Speaker 1: and I don't think i'd get it again until it

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Speaker 1: was like, really necessary. I did a lot of filler

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Speaker 1: in two thousand eighteen after Dancing with the Stars and

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Speaker 1: after I got called, um, what do they call me? Uh?

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Speaker 1: They said I looked like Owen Wilson at that roast,

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Speaker 1: with the Stars and I hadn't spent a lot of

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Speaker 1: money because I was on Dancing with the Stars in

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Speaker 1: a fucking dance bubble. So I was like, Oh, I'll

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Speaker 1: get out of here and spend thirty thou dollars I

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Speaker 1: think at the fucking most overpriced place, because Carlile forrest

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Speaker 1: Ar convinced me that I should go to the best

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Speaker 1: of the best, which is the car Dashians doctor, which

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Speaker 1: by the way, is not their doctor. It's just the

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Speaker 1: one that he pays to use their faces as promo

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Speaker 1: for his place, not even an say who. It is

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Speaker 1: so angry about it because I later went to another

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Speaker 1: injection guy and he was like you paid what He

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Speaker 1: was like, they literally overcharged you. But and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I had a feeling. Um, but I did get laughing

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Speaker 1: gas for the laser that they gave me, and it

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Speaker 1: was the first time I fell drunken, you know, nine

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Speaker 1: years and it was a blast. God, I have so

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Speaker 1: much more to say. All I want to say is

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Speaker 1: don't get filler. I really regret it. I'm so glad

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Speaker 1: it's out of my face right now. I would get

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Speaker 1: it again in my lips, by the way, I really would,

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Speaker 1: so I take it back. I would get filler in

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Speaker 1: my lips again, very subtle though, although I haven't and

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Speaker 1: I could and I haven't again, so maybe I wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: I like my thin lips um. And then also I oh,

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Speaker 1: and I was thinking, and I've always said this about

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Speaker 1: a nose job. If you, ladies, if you take down

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Speaker 1: your nose, if you have a big nose, pointing nose

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Speaker 1: like I have a pretty prominent nose, um, if you

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Speaker 1: take it down, the tent pole is your your face.

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Speaker 1: Skin is a tent and you will flatten, it will

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Speaker 1: lose some of its tent like the the tent pole

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Speaker 1: will fall and so the skin will all fall. So

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Speaker 1: think of your nose as a tent pole for your face,

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Speaker 1: and consider that before I want build up to pull

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Speaker 1: the tent totter. Has anyone ever thought of that? For uh,

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Speaker 1: lifting your skin? Build a bigger nose. No, uh, I

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Speaker 1: I this is controversial, Nikki. This is I've never been

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Speaker 1: said before to hear women right into the show about

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Speaker 1: their feelings or men to please about plastic surgery and

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Speaker 1: what you've had done, what you would recommend, if you

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Speaker 1: talk about it, if you're open about it. Because I

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Speaker 1: just went round Robin. We had a little party for

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Speaker 1: my friend Robin birthday party, birthday hang at my apartment

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Speaker 1: I went round Robin with the girls and I go,

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Speaker 1: have you had work done? Have you? Like? I just

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Speaker 1: I think we should be open about these things. And uh,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think I've talked about the stuff all before.

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Speaker 1: But I'm trying to think of anything else I've had

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Speaker 1: done that I want to disclose. Trying to think of

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Speaker 1: anything I want to get done. At this point, I

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Speaker 1: if I did something it would be very obvious, but

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Speaker 1: So who cares? Noah, do you want to get anything done? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I want to get like a couple of things subtle. Um,

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Speaker 1: I want to do a chemical peel. There's like nose

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Speaker 1: job using botox, so it's like not invasive. And I've

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Speaker 1: gotten the higherlonic uh gel like in my lips and

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Speaker 1: that's looked good. Yeah. I just got a bunch of

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Speaker 1: on my forehead. I mean they just went. The thing is, girls,

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Speaker 1: between you and me, when you get this stuff, when

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Speaker 1: I just want to go subtle a little bit. The

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Speaker 1: into one of these places. They know how to get

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Speaker 1: really think women who get stuff done on their face

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Speaker 1: are braver than women who don't. Not that I appreciate

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Speaker 1: women who don't, and I respect you, but I don't

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Speaker 1: think women who have face work done should be labeled

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Speaker 1: as weak or insect. I mean, it is an insecurity,

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Speaker 1: I really have always thought it's very brave, um and

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Speaker 1: I want to change the perception of that that when

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Speaker 1: cruise ship, like there's only certain places you really break

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Speaker 1: it out, but it really brings everyone together the thing,

427
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Speaker 1: and I want to dance more that. I'm like, it

428
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,719
Speaker 1: is so much fun to dance. It gets me just

429
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Speaker 1: in the best mood and learn. I was learning that

430
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Speaker 1: Cardi B dance to um uh it's Cardi B's dance

431
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 1: up in the music video, and um, I've learned the

432
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,560
Speaker 1: first part and it's so sexual. I just like love.

433
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 1: I love Cardi B. I love Wop, I love Cardie,

434
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 1: I love any I just love how sexual and how

435
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Speaker 1: dirty and funny. Those lyrics are like I'd let him

436
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 1: run a train if he had a twin, I'd let

437
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 1: him run a train. It's like, oh god, girl, even

438
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 1: if the twin wasn't identical if you have, but he's

439
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,400
Speaker 1: got to be identical. He can't be fraternal when it's up,

440
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,919
Speaker 1: they both have to be six three with beautiful. I

441
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: slept like a champion. No. I I had a fitting today,

442
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 1: which I fucking hate fittings more than anything. And I

443
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: know that's like, you know, uh, first world problem, not

444
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,359
Speaker 1: even first world like one problems of like I had

445
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 1: to go trying a bunch of clothes that were tailored

446
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: to my body. But um, I'm pale. My spray tann

447
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 1: is gross, my hair is disgusting, my face is like everything.

448
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 1: I haven't getten getting enough sleeps, so my skin is

449
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: just like dry, and I'm getting blemishes not herpes, and

450
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 1: and so I was like and I was late to

451
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 1: it this morning, so I was in a bad mood

452
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,879
Speaker 1: and I hadn't had coffee yet and or eaten. I

453
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,560
Speaker 1: was just like a kind of a bit and I

454
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,719
Speaker 1: had to suit an apology to my I wasn't a bit,

455
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 1: but was just like, can we be done really soon?

456
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:06,119
Speaker 1: Like I hate this? Um? And I slept okay. I

457
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: was up to like four and then I slept till

458
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 1: ten fifty. What is how many hours is that six

459
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:19,479
Speaker 1: and change it. Get a great night's sleep tonight. I

460
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 1: probably having too much fun hanging out. I know I'm

461
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 1: pushing my voice is my voice is showing. That's that's tiredness.

462
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 1: Someone that slept seventeen hours last night? Will you give

463
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,120
Speaker 1: me some huh? Will you give me some of those

464
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 1: couple of hours? Yeah? Alright, let's get to the first.

465
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 1: It makes me happy. Oh, then the stories are on, folks,

466
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: And boy do I hope you're having fun out there? Um,

467
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: this is a fun headline. A ship carrying sex toys

468
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,120
Speaker 1: among hundreds of block vessels in the seas canal may

469
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 1: soon be free you even trying anymore? I mean, honestly

470
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 1: that everyone go back and press your little fifteen second

471
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 1: back button on your podcast listening app and just hear

472
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 1: his delivery. And I know you're, like, you're so mean

473
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 1: to him that you want to just try to deliver

474
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 1: that with like to make it understandable. And I don't

475
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 1: want to throw anyone under the bus. But I'm reading

476
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: what someone else wrote. I understand that. Can I read

477
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,239
Speaker 1: it like? I don't think it made sense to begin with,

478
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 1: to be honest, Oh, let me read it how I

479
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 1: would read it and let's see. And I am open

480
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 1: to the fact that this is unreadable, right, Okay, A

481
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 1: ship carrying sex toys among hundreds of block vessels in

482
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 1: the Suez Canal may soon be free, so listen. It's

483
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 1: it's a clunker of a sentence. There's ways to intonate

484
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,880
Speaker 1: and to maybe add the word a at the beginning,

485
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: which is like an edit you can make on the fly,

486
00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 1: or you could just look at this before we get

487
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: to recording and change it. I've read all the stories.

488
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: I understand that, but the headline, if it's not good,

489
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: why did wouldn't you just reward it? Because I don't. Okay,

490
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 1: let's get to it. Ship carrying sex toys among hundreds

491
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: of blocked vessels as canal mass soon be free. Wait,

492
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: why do you keep saying sweats? Huh? Why do you

493
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: ass ship carrying sex? Okay, I'll do it for real.

494
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: This is me being the most real I can be.

495
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 1: Ship carrying sex toys? No, a ship like, just add

496
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 1: a to it. A ship carrying sex toys among hundreds

497
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 1: of blocked vessels in Suez Canal, not in Suez. So

498
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,199
Speaker 1: so the ship got stuck in the Sues Canal, causing

499
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Speaker 1: millions of of other ships or thousands of other ships

500
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 1: to be able not to go through, causing people to

501
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: lose ten billion dollars can Like, honestly, I have no idea.

502
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 1: And by the way, I am so out of the

503
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 1: news being on the show and working on this, like,

504
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't know where the Swiss Canal is.

505
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: I'm admitting that right now. I thought it was like

506
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: I just pictured it in Panama, even though that already

507
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: has a canal of its own. That's where they all are,

508
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: I think are in the same Panama state, in Panama City,

509
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: and I used to go down for spring break Panorama City. Okay,

510
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 1: that's that's that's actually what I did think if I

511
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 1: would have thought harder. I mean, so this boat got

512
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 1: stuck because of strong winds. That's what the driver saying.

513
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,719
Speaker 1: I think he had a couple hennessy texting or texting

514
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 1: yet texting. Gail Hammered ship bearing about twenty containers of

515
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 1: Dildo's vibrators and male masturbators, may finally continue its voyage

516
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: and get the adult toys into the eager hands of

517
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: frustrated customers. Yeah, so, I guess, uh, the biggest supplier

518
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: of sex toys in uh the Dutch Denmark in Denmark? Okay? Uh?

519
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: And those are some horny people, uh Danish? The Danish

520
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 1: in Denmark? Is that? Yeah? There? Do you know? Would

521
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,199
Speaker 1: you call them den what would you call them? What's that?

522
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: Never mind? No? No, no, the dudge I thought, is

523
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 1: in Amsterdam, Denmark. But what are people who are from

524
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: Denmark called Danish? Right? Yes? Okay, but that is a

525
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: little confusing, right, because I almost want to say deadmark Ians?

526
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: But okay, where's is Amsterdam country? I've been there. It's

527
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: the city, I think. So I don't know if we're

528
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: going to include international news in this segment anymore. I

529
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: know this is really hold on, this is not international,

530
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: this is sex news. Okay. By the way, I picked

531
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: this story out of the lineup because sex toys are

532
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: so important. I'm in We're in the Grand Caymans right now, where, um,

533
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: they don't sell sex toys and they're prohibited on the island.

534
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: The amount of dildos you brought here, you would have

535
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: been in jail for a good un that. Well, my

536
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: friend on the set, she said that she didn't bring

537
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: any sex toys because she was she knew that they

538
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: didn't sell MoMA Island. I didn't know that, and she

539
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: thought she would be smuggling them. Thank god, I didn't

540
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: know that. Um, but I would have been very worried.

541
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: I probably would have stuck put one in my vagina

542
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: and stuck it in and put one in my ass too,

543
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: and just smuggled it in the way you do like

544
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: the something by how you're smiling. I mean I can

545
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: I tell you something? Ye? No, but I UM. I

546
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: did a workout probably four weeks ago, and I just

547
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: stuck a vibrator at myself with the whole workout and

548
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: like planked and did a whole workout with it. Why

549
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: did that do? I just wanted to like feel something.

550
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: I wanted to like have something too. I wanted to

551
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: be horny during it. I don't know. Why does it

552
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: give you energy? You think? Yeah, I mean like I

553
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: like it's almost like watch listening to a podcast when

554
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: you're running, or listening like something to distract you from

555
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: the fact that you're working out. So it's kind of fun.

556
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: It makes but it wouldn't stay in because it was

557
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: one of those ones with like a handle that has

558
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 1: like the rabbit part on it, So it was kind

559
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: of annoying and got in the way. Were you masturbating?

560
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: And then you're like I need to work out or

561
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: were you working corny and was like I also want

562
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: to work out. Let's just combine two. So anyway, last

563
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: night I gave the girl the girl I know, right,

564
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: the girl that came here without a vibrator. She mentioned

565
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: that the first time I met her, just like because

566
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: that's how we talk here, and I go, I have extras?

567
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: Do you want one? And she was like yeah, And

568
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll clean it really well, and so

569
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: I gave her my vibrator last night. You came down

570
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: pretty quick. How did you clean this thing with soap

571
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,719
Speaker 1: and water? It's pretty quick? And now you're dealing by

572
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: the way, oh my god, I am holy sh it.

573
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: We might not even be able to put this out.

574
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: Came by it. I am like, I'm like a methodon't

575
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: I'm like helping people that are trying to get off it,

576
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: but I'm not hurting anyone. Yeah. Um. I gave her

577
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: my vibrator and it was funny because it was one

578
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 1: that has the clips sucking part on it, and I

579
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: took it out of its thing and there were two

580
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 1: guys here, and one of them was like we were

581
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: talking about um, like asking guys about like women's things

582
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: and wondering if they knew different. We're talking about a

583
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: bit that we might do on the show and asking

584
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: men about like women's products and being like what is

585
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: this object? And it's like one of the things attachments

586
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 1: you put on a hair dryer, you know, to make

587
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: it more like a diffuser, and be like what is this?

588
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: And like ask guys, and I go, this would be

589
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: a fun one to ask guys, like what is this

590
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: part of the vibrator, like the little clips sucking part?

591
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: And one of the guys goes, what is that? What

592
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: is that? Is how his voice is and I go,

593
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: it's you put it over your clip and it sucks

594
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: your clip and uh he like. And this guy's a

595
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 1: very sexual person, I think, and has a lot of

596
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: experience and he didn't even recognize what that was. And

597
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: all the girls at the I taught the girls how

598
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: to use it the best ways, or like the girl

599
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: that I gave it to, and I think she had

600
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: a blast lesson. I'm so excited for her and I

601
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: left all the way as I laugh. Um for myself,

602
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: I picked the one that I didn't need anymore. You

603
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: would think you would give her the one you've used

604
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: the least, and it is. No. It's the one that

605
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: was easiest to clean, and it was my newest one,

606
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: but I definitely haven't used it the least. And it's

607
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: just like the cutest one and just like the most compact,

608
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: and it's just the best one for her. I don't

609
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: really need the clip thing right now, because um, I

610
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 1: just haven't been mastermating that much recently. Yeah, it kind

611
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: of looks like a little elephant trunk. Yeah, it's fun,

612
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: it's cute. What do you feel like now that you're

613
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: breaking the law, that you're a bad girl and it

614
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: turns your I didn't even think about that. I I

615
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: do think that's kind of hotter now. Yeah, every time

616
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 1: I use a pocket pussy, I'm like, oh, I put

617
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,959
Speaker 1: my collar out. I mean, you did get sent I

618
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: got to send a ton of toys from Blessa. By

619
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: the way. The one that I gave this girl is

620
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: on Blessa, and it's like it's red. It looks like

621
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: it's in a little polly pocket case. It charges in

622
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: a case that literally looks like pollypocket. It's red it

623
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 1: has the clips that thing and it's I think it's

624
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 1: like a buzz feed like it's made by buzz feed.

625
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: I know that sounds weird, but go to blessa b

626
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: E L L e s a dot com, which, by

627
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: the way, they also have the Netflix of porn there

628
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: that I talked about earlier. But they also say it's

629
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: be boutique actually be as in the letter b boutique

630
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: dot com and you can get this thing. It's red

631
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: and gold and it's in a little eminem case. It

632
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: looks like polypop case. And that's my that's the one

633
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: I gave this girl. And it's amazing story is that

634
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 1: you have known this girl for three days like when

635
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: I offered her the second seconds. That is incredible because

636
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: you know, guys, imagine if I met a guy and

637
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: be like, yo, dude, this isn't a woman, this is

638
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: a me thing Andrew I am. And women don't do that, okay, okay, okay.

639
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: Besides the point even okay, me doing that, which I

640
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: think it would probably offer I would offer. I just

641
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 1: don't think any guy would take anything. And you guys

642
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: have like lots of calm coming out like women have less,

643
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: and these things are so perfect and easy to wash

644
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: because they're just of like this. Really whatever, Next story.

645
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: I think it's awesome. Thank you. I can't wait too.

646
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: I think women should share toys. They shouldn't be these

647
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 1: things that if they're easy to clean, there's nothing wrong

648
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: with reusing it. Guys, you go to hotel rooms where

649
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: everything has been just on and you you reuse towels

650
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: that have been just on you, that have been just washed.

651
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: You know you. You you bathe in tubs in hotels

652
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: that have had so much jizz and probably ship in them,

653
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 1: and they've just been washed with soap and water. So

654
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 1: why not wash your dildos and give them to your friends?

655
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 1: And by the way, we will get an update from

656
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: her to see how it works. Yes, well, she's our neighbor,

657
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 1: so I got an update last night when she was

658
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: howling through the walls. Now I didn't hear it. Next story.

659
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: Researchers find that b d s M and meditation have

660
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: a lot in common a lot of sex stories on

661
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: the pot today. Sorry about that, um, but not sorry,

662
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: b d s M and meditation. B DSM research is

663
00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 1: finding similarities between b DSM and mindfulness and other worms

664
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: of meditation especially in the context of heightened awareness and

665
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: relaxing altered states of mind. That's why I love it.

666
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 1: I love it so much. I like to I like, uh, yeah,

667
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: I need um that kind of stuff in my sex

668
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 1: life because for me, orgasms are not achievable unless I'm

669
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: very um, just aware of my body, my breathing, and

670
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: very present. If I'm worried about what the other person

671
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: is thinking and what I'm thinking and how I look,

672
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: it's not going to be achievable. Um And so yeah,

673
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:38,399
Speaker 1: I I when I'm put in a situation of where

674
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 1: I'm the control is taken from me, or it's being

675
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: given like the control is given to me, or being

676
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: like it's clear that someone else is driving it and

677
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: telling me what to do, or like putting me in

678
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 1: a state that I can't control any of my body

679
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: parts so that I can just really focus on my

680
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: brain or or just focus on my presence. Then yeah,

681
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: I mean I see totally see what they're connected and

682
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: it's being able to like. So it says here. Mindful

683
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: sex specifically can help you shift your attention away from

684
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: negative thoughts and painful stim why through accepting it without

685
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: reacting to it, so you can then refocus on pleasure instead. Yes,

686
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 1: because what meditation does is they it teaches you that

687
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: your thoughts are like waves with if you're trying to

688
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,879
Speaker 1: get out in the ocean and get out to where

689
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: it's calmer and get through the waves, you dive under

690
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: the wave. You don't just let it hit you and

691
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: try to fight it. It'll take so much longer to

692
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,240
Speaker 1: get out. If you dive under it, you can dodge

693
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: your thoughts much like waves. And that's during sex. I mean,

694
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: how many times have you been having sex and the

695
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: thoughts are just like, oh, my tips look weird, or

696
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 1: my hurt it's look she might have a thing that

697
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. Like all these thoughts keep you from

698
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: actually concentrating on your genitals or your heart or your

699
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: breathing where like where all the arousals taking place, and

700
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: they block that. So no wonder so many people have

701
00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: trouble coming or getting hard or staying aroused. It's too much.

702
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: That's like a thing like if I'm like looking in

703
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: her eyes and it's like it could be an overload,

704
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: where like I'm like, oh no, this is this is

705
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,280
Speaker 1: like too heavy, And so then you kind of block

706
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: your brain from being like where I'm in the moment

707
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: connecting with this person so much that like it could

708
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 1: be overwhelming. So then I disconnect so much that I

709
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: can't even enjoy her body or enjoy connection between your

710
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: souls through eye contact is too strong? Yeah, it could

711
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: be too strong. So then I think I I deflect that,

712
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: and then I completely disassociated. I don't think of other ship.

713
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 1: I just I'm not in the moment. I really recommend

714
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: people when you're having sex, the next time you're intimate,

715
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: challenge yourselves because I just read about this two, not

716
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 1: worry about the other person at all, and just focus

717
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,879
Speaker 1: on your own pleasure, and by doing that, you will

718
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 1: bring more pleasure to them. Only stay in your own body,

719
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:59,280
Speaker 1: focus on your don't don't worry yourself about are they happy?

720
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: Leave the to them because that's their thing, and leave

721
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: your own hap like, focus on your own how you're feeling.

722
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: It's really hard to do. It's really hard to do

723
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: because so much of sex is like, am I doing

724
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: this right? Do I look good enough for him? Do I?

725
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: But just like try to stay in yourself and even

726
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 1: like almost forget they're there, and I bet it will

727
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 1: lead to more connectedness. I mean It makes sense because

728
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:25,240
Speaker 1: when we masturbate, we're only thinking about our own general

729
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: I'm always thinking about the porn, and when I focus

730
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: back in all myself, I'm able to experience something totally different.

731
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: I just started doing it, and it's it's I'm just

732
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: at the precipice of understanding what that means, but it's

733
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 1: there's something there. Yeah, the b DSM, though, I feel

734
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 1: like also, you just hear anything that has like initials

735
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,760
Speaker 1: to it, You're like, that's like weird and in a dungeon,

736
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: and like weird people, do you know what I mean?

737
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: And then like we we feel like we're dirty or

738
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: if we even like think that we might enjoy it.

739
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 1: It's like, how would society view us if we like

740
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:05,919
Speaker 1: to be in leather or whatever getting whipped or and uh, yeah,

741
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: I love it and I'm trying to normalize it. I

742
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: love being tied up. I love being I would like

743
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 1: a ball gag in my mouth. I would like and

744
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,280
Speaker 1: this is not every time I would like to be

745
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind if the one whipped me with I'm

746
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: not crazy, but I have a ball gag in your mouth?

747
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 1: Dat now right? It's that's a couple of people wish

748
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: that as well. Um, all right, don't I respect with

749
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:31,479
Speaker 1: this podcast yet? The next story, Um, do you own

750
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,879
Speaker 1: a ball? Gag? No, but I would get I would want.

751
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: I would want a guy to buy one for me, like,

752
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: and that's not something I want. Like the nature of

753
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: that is like a guy being like, you can't fucking talk, bitch,

754
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fuck you so good and you're not gonna

755
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 1: be able to even make a noise. Like not bitch,

756
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: but like in a loving bitch way. It's kind of

757
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: like headgear but naughty like braces, head just drooling all over.

758
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,479
Speaker 1: It's not a good look, but it's so there's something

759
00:39:55,600 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 1: so like I just like, I like being defenseless a

760
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,959
Speaker 1: little bit during sex, not all the time. Oh my god.

761
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 1: Next story, I hope you're still having fun. Um Little

762
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: Nods breaks the Internet with Montero call Me by Your

763
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: Name video and limited I'm Sorry Montero video and limited

764
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: edition sneakers that have been inked made with human blood.

765
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: So he came out with this video. He you know,

766
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: he did Old Town Road. Then he came out of

767
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:31,399
Speaker 1: the closet afterwards. So he made his video essentially being like, uh,

768
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: he has sex with Satan at the end of it,

769
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 1: and so are losing their fucking mind, like loving it

770
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: or hating it. Hating it? I mean, well, like the

771
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: Christian people that there's been mega churches with like his

772
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: shoe being like do you air mac nine seven has

773
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: made that there's been changes doing Oh no, like oh,

774
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 1: they're all fucking going nuts about the devil because Old

775
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,760
Speaker 1: Town Road apparently was a song a lot of kids

776
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: like and now like so they're connecting that. But that

777
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,959
Speaker 1: song he wrote about He's like, yeah, I talked about

778
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 1: lean and committing adultery in that song. It just sounded fun. Yeah,

779
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: you all my baby, Like yeah, there's lyrics in that

780
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: that are not Christian, yet they're probably Christians that are like,

781
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: we love that song. And now it's a gay man

782
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: is having sex with the devil, and he's that's a

783
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 1: bad example. Now my kids are gonna gonna want to

784
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 1: be gay and have sex with the devil and bleed

785
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: on their shoes. Yeah, and and and what's crazy is

786
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 1: like they tell this, you know. His whole thing I

787
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: think is that when he was coming up and he

788
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 1: was afraid to come out as gay because everyone said

789
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: you'll go to hell. Like so they're told their whole

790
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 1: life to hate themselves because they'll go to hell. So

791
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: he's just going, hey, I'm going to hell. And not

792
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: only am I going to Hell, I'm gonna have a

793
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: pretty good time down there. This is where you wanted me.

794
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: I'm down where you want And and I think it's

795
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: the people can't handle. And and I'll speak honestly, like

796
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,439
Speaker 1: when I see like, um, you know, a gay man

797
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: on top of another man or Satan and he's like

798
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: grinding like a stripper, my first like thought as like

799
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: a d as a straight dude, it's like, oh, you know.

800
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: And then I watched it again, I'm like, no, this

801
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 1: is fucking bad ass. I'm not like turned on by it,

802
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,240
Speaker 1: but I'm just like, this is fucking badass. That initial

803
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 1: thought has been trained in my head to be disgusted.

804
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 1: But then you'll fucking watch some stripper in a movie, uh,

805
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: you know, dance on a guy and he'll be like

806
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: a guy that is probably worse than Satan, like the

807
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: disgusting guy that's at a strip club, like and it's

808
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,399
Speaker 1: the same exact dance movie. Yeah. Yeah, so anyways, but yeah,

809
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: I totally agree with that, Like I remember being reluctant

810
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 1: to watch Broke Back Mountain back when that came out,

811
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: because I'm like, it's you know, I love romantic movies

812
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 1: because I can put myself in them, and that one

813
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: I just didn't seem where I fit, you know. And

814
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: then I watched it and was like, oh my god,

815
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 1: this is the hottest thing I've ever seen, and it's

816
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: it makes me feel just the same ways that heterosexual

817
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: romantic comedies are. And then I watched Call Me by

818
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: Your Name a couple of weeks ago. It's my one

819
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: of my favorite movies, top five favorite movies. It was

820
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: so sexy, and the fact that it was a gay

821
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: love story had no impact upon my enjoyment of it

822
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: and an ability to empathize with those characters. I think

823
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: it's such a nice lesson to how how conditioned we

824
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: are to just expect heterosexual relationships to be the norm,

825
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: and that we can't like, yeah, that's fine for them,

826
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't need to. It's I can't

827
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 1: relate to it, so I'm not going to expose myself

828
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: to it. But it's absolutely relatable and and I can't

829
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 1: wait for more of them. Billy Eichner's going to be

830
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 1: in a rom com the first like gay rom com,

831
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: and I'm very excited for that. Yeah. Call Me by

832
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: Your Name was incredible, Oh god it was. And there's

833
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 1: a scene where Timothy shall May jumps up on you know,

834
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: the Army Hammer who's now not doing great, but it's

835
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: a he's a character. Yeah, he jumps up on him

836
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 1: and he's like he plays like the woman in the world,

837
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 1: or like not the woman, but like the feminine energy energy,

838
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: And like, at first I watch it, I'm like I

839
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: can't and then like I watch it again, Oh, this

840
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: is beautifully what this brain of ours that trained, that

841
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: is trained this seat is as a negative read something

842
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: right it last night that the devil, the creation of

843
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: the idea of hell and the Devil is just was

844
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: used to control people so that they fear. It's just

845
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: a it's a made up thing, obviously. I mean, I

846
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 1: know some people believe it's real, but it's a made

847
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,919
Speaker 1: up thing to make you scared so that you stay

848
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 1: in the right lane. It's the same as telling kids

849
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: Santa is watching like Santa, or you're gonna get coal

850
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: for Christmas. It's the same you if you believe in

851
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 1: hell and are scared of going to hell. You are

852
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: just You're the same as a child who believes Santa

853
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: is not going to bring you gifts and give you

854
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: coal when you're sucking it is. Tell me why that's

855
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: not the same. It is the same. And are you so?

856
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: Hell Boy is a movie that can I do believe

857
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: in God, by the way, So don't get at me

858
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: of being like you're a godless horror. I'm not. I

859
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: do believe in but it's my own version of it.

860
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: But hell boy, hell boy. Uh, there's been video games

861
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: with Satan. There's been There's been millions. So is it

862
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: saying or is it the gay guy? Like you know

863
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: what I mean? What are they upset about? Yeah? Are

864
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 1: you upset about? Oh no, he brings up about someone

865
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: like having sex with Satan and like enjoying it and

866
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: like he's being it's beautiful. Will nazas we love you?

867
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: Last headline, why do we? Why do I care? Why

868
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 1: do I care? I don't know? You tell me. Sharon

869
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:48,240
Speaker 1: Stone says that I'm sorry my she was My phone

870
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: is like has a virus. I mean it's cracked a

871
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 1: thousand times on the screen and on the back of it,

872
00:45:55,719 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: it's falling apart, So I understand she was drake, Oh

873
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: my god, it keeps going down, dude. It was tricked

874
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 1: into taking off her underwear for the infant scene and

875
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,280
Speaker 1: do you want to just start over? Kind of okay,

876
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 1: Sharon Stone what says she was tricked in the infamous

877
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: scene and basic Instinct where she on crosses her legs

878
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,800
Speaker 1: and she's wearing no underwear. I've never seen that scene.

879
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 1: Do you really see her vagina in it? You see something?

880
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,879
Speaker 1: You see something, you see like a little bit of hair,

881
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: Like it was so big back then because there were

882
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 1: not that the Internet wasn't huge yet vagina so easily.

883
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 1: I mean, it was the most talked about thing for

884
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: young still very another night for the show, my hair

885
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: was done in a way of like I said, oh

886
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 1: my god, this is Sharon Stone's hair in that scene

887
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: and basically the movie I haven't seen, but that scene

888
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,760
Speaker 1: I know it was iconic. And I didn't wear underwear

889
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 1: the other night either, because it was showing on my

890
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,359
Speaker 1: scene on my dress and we were like, oh my god,

891
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: that's so weird. You said you look like Sharon Stone,

892
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: and then later you had to take off your underwear

893
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: and the whole show. I didn't have underwear on, and

894
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: I couldn't sit down because I so sweaty. I was

895
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 1: scared it was going to sweat through the back and

896
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: people are gonna be able to see, like up, you know,

897
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 1: a back pussy imprint on my dress. Um. But she

898
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 1: said that she was in her new book. She has

899
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: a new book that has a lot of revelations. But

900
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: I think this is very important to know. She was told,

901
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: much like I was, by people who meant well, But

902
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: she was not told by people who meant well, that

903
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,879
Speaker 1: you can see your underwear in the shot, so take

904
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: them off and we won't be able to see it.

905
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,240
Speaker 1: And then they use that against her in the movie

906
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: and put her like that is so fucked up, And

907
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: now that's what she's known for, and it's almost like

908
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: she's it's almost like her cacter like we don't know

909
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 1: that her character did that. We say Sharon Stone did that,

910
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: so we don't even separate it. I couldn't even tell

911
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: you what her character's name is. Yeah, I mean, I

912
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: mean that is so manipulative and disgusting, and it was

913
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 1: like with agents and lawyers. But she's also molested by

914
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: her grandfather. I mean, this girl has had a history

915
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: of sex, old abuse, and then you know she's like

916
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: leave it in though because she thought it did go.

917
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: It did go with the car, she had them leave

918
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: it in an interesting way to perceive something that you

919
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: thought you knew the story of of like that was

920
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: written in the script. It was probably written into like

921
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: uncrosses her legs and then how many sex scenes and

922
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: movies did like they're probably go, you won't see your

923
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: kids completely and then they see the cut and it's

924
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: like them completely naked. I'm sure it's happened. Well, you

925
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 1: know what, Actually, I do have a good story about

926
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: that happening to me that I'll say for our final

927
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: thought at the end of the show, we've got to

928
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: get to our next segment. And I also want to

929
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: get back to something I teased in the beginning with

930
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: you to explain. So, um, let's move on to a

931
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: segment we will do often on the show. First time

932
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,919
Speaker 1: hearing it, Um, this is the first time we're doing

933
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: this segment, but it's one that you will hear very often.

934
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: It's called finish my sentence. Noah gives us a sentence,

935
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 1: and Andrew and I tried to predict how the other

936
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,879
Speaker 1: person would complete the sentence. And this is just an

937
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 1: example of how well we know each other and how

938
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: well we think we know each other and just trying

939
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: to um, you know, getting someone else's head and I

940
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 1: and then we will confirm whether or not we got

941
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 1: it right. But we've we've always always in practice, and

942
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: we did a pretty good job. Because you do this

943
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: to me constantly when we're off there. I know I

944
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: have a problem with that. I tell people what they're thinking,

945
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: and I'm oftentimes I would say I'm about accuracy. That's right. Okay,

946
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 1: are you ready for the prompt? Yes? What what sentence

947
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 1: will be? Will we be finishing for each other? Okay?

948
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 1: My deepest insecurity is oh dude, okay, okay I can

949
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: I you go first? Okay, Hi, my name is Andrew Colin,

950
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: and my deepest insecurity here's what hold on? Can I

951
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: just talk through my process of what I'm going through

952
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: to get to this for my approach, and I think

953
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 1: you should also approach it this way. For me, if

954
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,839
Speaker 1: I was telling you what how to think and how

955
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 1: to act, is that you try to think about what

956
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 1: I criticize about other people the most, because if you.

957
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: You just if you look at what you are paying

958
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: attention to and you hate in other people the most,

959
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: it's probably what you hate about in yourself the most,

960
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 1: and it's probably your deepestphere about yourself. So for me

961
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:28,720
Speaker 1: being your friend, I hear you mostly criticize people for

962
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 1: um using their SOB stories to get attention. You always

963
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 1: think that people are trying to like get likes and

964
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: like using stuff for like, oh, he just posted about

965
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: at his brother dying so that he could get likes,

966
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 1: as opposed to like, oh, maybe he just wants to

967
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 1: talk about his brother and like maybe he wants attention

968
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: for it and is asking for you know, support from

969
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: his friends. UM or he's bringing awareness to suicide because

970
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: his brother comes whatever. But you're like, no, he did

971
00:50:55,640 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: for the likes. It's like you do that a lot,

972
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: but it's okay Because I think My name is Andrew

973
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 1: Colin and my deepest insecurity is that people don't is

974
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: that people think I'm successful based on things that are

975
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: not inherently, that people think I'm successful not for my talent,

976
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: but because of things I've gotten from other people or

977
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: because of sheer luck, or because of something that's not

978
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: in my control, and not because I'm actually talented and

979
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: worthy of success. That's good and people and um and

980
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: a group of and a group of really attractive younger

981
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: college age men seeing my puffy nipples. I mean the

982
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: second one. Really, you really nailed me? All right, let

983
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: me do my Oh man, It's interesting because I I

984
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: I was kind of thinking the same thing. First I

985
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: thought your bunyan's, and then I was like, no, I

986
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 1: am so into my bunyans right now around. I'm can

987
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: I finish? You might finish? Oh wait, that just like

988
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 1: turned me on. That's all I want to hear is

989
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 1: a guy being like you can you could finish? No? Um,

990
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: my deepest insecurity is that you're going to interrupt me

991
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 1: when I'm trying to have a thought. No, my deepest insecurity, honestly, okay,

992
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 1: this is my show reminder to everyone who might be

993
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: writing and being like your mean to andrewinal and I'm

994
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 1: talking about me. It's my show deepens insecurity? Is that that? Well?

995
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 1: Now that brought him? I told you that I really

996
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,839
Speaker 1: do look show. I guess um, we never even get

997
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 1: to it because I don't let you do it because

998
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm so insecure. I don't even want talk about my insecurities. Potentially,

999
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 1: I'm really interested in what you think mightiness. I think

1000
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 1: there is something I think like you're very competitive, but

1001
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly how I put that as your

1002
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: deepest insecurity not winning, Yeah, but I think you're deepest

1003
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 1: insecurity that I've heard you say that mode is that

1004
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: I'm Nikki Glazer, and my deepst insecurity is that I

1005
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: will come that I'm really a fraud and that I'm

1006
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 1: not as talented or smart as people may perceive me,

1007
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 1: and they're going to find out who I really am.

1008
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: What you've said a lot, Okay, yeah, um, now I'm

1009
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: you want to address my Can I address that first? Okay?

1010
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: That used to be one of my insecurities, but I

1011
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 1: at this point, I am very confident in my talent

1012
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 1: and how far it goes and how far it doesn't go.

1013
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: And I'm okay that I'm not as good at the

1014
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 1: things that i'm good at or that I want to

1015
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: be better at. And I do think that I actually

1016
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,760
Speaker 1: am deserving of the things I get now. I really

1017
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 1: and it wasn't so long ago that I felt like

1018
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:48,319
Speaker 1: a fraud. But I if I work hard enough, I

1019
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,799
Speaker 1: am not a fraud and I'm capable of great things.

1020
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,879
Speaker 1: But it's it's more an insecurity of not working hard

1021
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: enough and people being like you, you could have done better,

1022
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 1: and and and knowing my cell like, yeah, you're right,

1023
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,760
Speaker 1: I could have done butter, but that was pretty spot

1024
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 1: on and can I defend mine? Um, I feel like

1025
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 1: that I have said that about the likes and like,

1026
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: but I feel that I have. I I've seen people

1027
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: say this tragic thing happened to me where I wouldn't

1028
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: feel that way. It's a certain person or a certain

1029
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 1: uh you know you think, like a fun boy type guy. Yeah,

1030
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 1: funk boy type person that like bases their life like

1031
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: you could I just see I think I see through things.

1032
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 1: But a lot of it is probably I just see

1033
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:40,400
Speaker 1: myself in that person, and I can admit that. But

1034
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 1: I can also see it when I'll be honest, when

1035
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: I insecurity, I mean, nut's up there. I think I

1036
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: think you nailed it with the that people. It's the

1037
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: same thing with like talent and like wondering, you know

1038
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:56,439
Speaker 1: why I'm in a certain situation. Did I just get

1039
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 1: lucky or did I just fall into it because I was,

1040
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 1: you know, a dog walker or whatever, like, am I

1041
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 1: actually talented? Yeah, I'm sure that's one of the things.

1042
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: Or that's a big one and my nipples, I guess,

1043
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 1: but um, yeah, I think so. I think that's probably

1044
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 1: up there. All right, let's get to the final thought

1045
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 1: moving into our departure on today's episode. I wanted to

1046
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:21,840
Speaker 1: get back to a couple of things. But that was

1047
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,120
Speaker 1: very enlightening, everything that we just talked about, and I

1048
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: think it's going to lead to an intense discussion later

1049
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: on where we we usually have a heart to heart

1050
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: about once a month where we get all of our

1051
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 1: frustrations out and we um, we usually come to an

1052
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 1: understanding of you know, uh that our friendship is and

1053
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 1: I think it's steroid in a current situation. Yeah, like

1054
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 1: we we literally are with each other twenty is a

1055
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: pressure cooker or uh emotions, Yes, absolutely, and especially I

1056
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 1: think you said it before you want to repeat what

1057
00:55:57,160 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 1: you're saying about, like, uh, it's it's mind boggling that

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00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,799
Speaker 1: we would get into an argument based on Oh yeah,

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00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: it's crazy that we would end up getting into any

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00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 1: kind of argument considering we just broke down each other's

1061
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 1: deepest insecurity. How weird, Yeah, how weird that would bring

1062
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 1: up some stuff for us that we both are talking

1063
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: telling each other what we should be insecure about. Yeah,

1064
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 1: and then and then and then and then breaking it apart. Yeah,

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00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 1: you know what you want to do? Find your best

1066
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: friend at home out there and just tell each other

1067
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 1: you're deep what you think is most insecure post So

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00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 1: final thought though, um I teased in the beginning, will

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00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 1: you tell people what about the pizza incident last night?

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00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:52,800
Speaker 1: What did I had six pieces know about talking about deconstructing? Okay,

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00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: I'm not a cheese Okay. My perfect pizza is five

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00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: times sauce uh and and very little amount of cheese.

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00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 1: And I know that drives people wild. A lot of

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00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 1: people are cheese heads out there. I'm not one. Are

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00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 1: you trying to avoid calories or It's like if cheese

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00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 1: had no calories, would that still be the same. Okay,

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00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go a little deeper here. I think I

1078
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 1: don't love a ton of cheese because your boy was

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00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: afraid of choking for a little while in his life,

1080
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: and a lot of cheese is tough to swallow at times,

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00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 1: so I avoid it, and it has a little bit

1082
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 1: of fear of choking on the cheese as well as

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00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: I just don't love a ton of cheese. So let

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Speaker 1: me just say what I witnessed last night. First of all,

1085
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: we're having a party. Before everyone got there, Andrew made

1086
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: a dinner for himself and for Robin, and a full dinner,

1087
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,880
Speaker 1: like all the food groups were hit. It was like

1088
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: a stir fry with everything in it. You do these

1089
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 1: meals a lot, very filling. And then I ordered pizza

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00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 1: for the people that would be coming to the party.

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00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 1: And the pizza gets here and no one's eating it,

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00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 1: and then I think Andrew got a little anxious. And

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00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 1: I saw him going to the pizza and this wasn't

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00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 1: directly after his meal, so it had time to like

1095
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 1: he had time to get full from his meal. And

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00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 1: then I think he was feeling left out of conversations

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00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 1: or something was happening. It was before you decided to

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00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 1: leave anxiously. But I saw you go into this like

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00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 1: zone of like eating a little bit compulsively. But I

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00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 1: only notice it because I do that. And I take

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00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: a piece of pizza that this was maybe his sixth piece,

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00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 1: and I could see him even going for it like

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00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: he was on autopilot, like he wasn't thinking about anymore.

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00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 1: And he you know that time when you when you

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00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 1: decided to start binging and you've turned off the part

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00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 1: of your brain that feels bad about what you're doing

1107
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 1: and you're just letting yourself do it. I think that

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00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 1: was that was the like the third piece, so you

1109
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: feel bad, and then the fourth, fifth, and six, you're

1110
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: just like, it's already done, let's just do this. So

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00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: you were in the sixth I saw you take the

1112
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: piece of pizza, peel the entire piece of cheese off,

1113
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: like the whole cheese came off in a coagulated like

1114
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 1: in the triangle, and where there's six people around us.

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00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: Many of these are attractive young girls that probably Andrew,

1116
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 1: as an adult male, would might want to look desirable

1117
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 1: around women or men. So at this point he is

1118
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: literally a two ft He's surrounded by these girls and

1119
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,439
Speaker 1: none of us, I think, are eating at this point.

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Speaker 1: And I watched him at the corner of my eye

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00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 1: in his own world, like totally like not even paying

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00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 1: attention to anyone else. Take the pizza, cheese off the pizza,

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00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,760
Speaker 1: hold it in his hand, take one bite of the

1124
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 1: pizza without the cheese on it, and then eat, shoved

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00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 1: the whole thing of cheese in his mouth that he's

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00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 1: just it was like like it was either all or

1127
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 1: at least three quarters of it. And then look at

1128
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 1: it and kind of go, do I want this? Go

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00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 1: back to the un cheese less pizza, cheese pizza, eat

1130
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,080
Speaker 1: finished that, then eat the rest of the cheese, and

1131
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: this isn't like So I'm just so Later this morning,

1132
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: I go, I have to ask you what was I

1133
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 1: wasn't going to call it on in person because I

1134
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 1: didn't want embarrass you, but I needed but I wanted

1135
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: to do it on our podcast where many more people

1136
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: were listening. So what was that? If you don't like cheese,

1137
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:18,920
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you take the cheese often put in the

1138
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: trash or put it on a plate. Why would you

1139
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 1: take it off and immediately eat it? Dude? Sometimes, like

1140
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 1: you said, I got lost in a binge. It's a

1141
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,920
Speaker 1: blur to me. I black out a little bit. I

1142
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 1: guess when I eat like that, I was I was

1143
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 1: a little anxious. Just I think I was just overly

1144
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: tired last night. Um, haven't had much sleep. I just

1145
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 1: lost myself in the pizza. I think a lot of

1146
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 1: people I also had a beer and I haven't drank

1147
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:44,959
Speaker 1: in two years, but it was a non alcoholic beer,

1148
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 1: and that might have sparked something, because every time I

1149
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 1: would drink back in the day, your boy was eating everything.

1150
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:55,480
Speaker 1: I would wake up with a roast beef like eighteen

1151
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 1: foot sandwich that I probably fucked with mayonnaise all over

1152
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 1: my face or something else. She sucked it. The mayonnaise

1153
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: might have been something else, because you sucked the sandwich person,

1154
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 1: then you ate it. Come whatever it was. Your boy

1155
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 1: was eating it. I didn't care what it was, and

1156
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 1: so I think it might like I had this Heineken zero,

1157
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 1: and I think it might have sparked this feeling in

1158
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 1: me of like, who that loose, let my hair down,

1159
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 1: that's receding and let's get after this fucking Did you

1160
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: go work out today thinking about the six pieces? But

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01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't go extra hard because of it.

1162
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 1: I did in the middle of the night think about

1163
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 1: the pizza I eight and how many slices I had.

1164
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, but um, I bet you weren't

1165
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 1: shirtless last night. I started off no, I went shirtless

1166
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 1: halfway through. I think after the pizza dissolved yeah, totally evaporate.

1167
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 1: And then with one minute left in the show, I

1168
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 1: wanted to follow up on the Sharonstone story that happened

1169
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:54,480
Speaker 1: to me, where something that was edited in a way

1170
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 1: to make me look more horrsh than I ever intended

1171
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 1: to be. I was shooting a sketch and it was

1172
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 1: a where I had to flash my tits and I

1173
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 1: was wearing a bra, strapless nude bra, and I thought

1174
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 1: it was going to be shot and what did I

1175
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,959
Speaker 1: think it was going to. I thought it was going

1176
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 1: to Oh, I was wearing a regular bra, sorry, And

1177
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 1: I thought it was just gonna be me flashing my

1178
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 1: bra in the in the film, in the short thing

1179
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: we did, but instead they blurred it so it looked

1180
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 1: like my loose tits were out, like like I had

1181
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 1: actually exposed my breasts, and they made it almost like

1182
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 1: pixelated to look like my boobs were out. And I

1183
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 1: was so fucking furious, even though its pixelated that that

1184
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 1: this dumb sketch I wasn't even getting paid for and

1185
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 1: was I was already so mad I was doing was

1186
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 1: then made me out to show that I would do

1187
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 1: I would do nudity in front of a whole crew

1188
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 1: uh for that role, and I was, and I was

1189
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 1: furious and I felt really violated by it because I

1190
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 1: was under depression. I was the character was flashing her bra,

1191
01:02:56,880 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 1: which is hilarious to flash your bra, but it's said

1192
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,320
Speaker 1: it looked like I flashed my tips to the crew

1193
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:05,440
Speaker 1: and to be deceived in a in a short that

1194
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: was yeah, like not being paid for it was like

1195
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 1: some internet thing that I didn't even want to do,

1196
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 1: and I felt like it was so was a mix

1197
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 1: of all those things. But that's a very small level

1198
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:17,800
Speaker 1: of deception that happens. I mean, there's so many stories

1199
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 1: you show your Hell, yes I would. I can't wait

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01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 1: to get these things out there. They're fantastic. They got

1201
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 1: a couple more years less, but I want them to

1202
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 1: be like I'd have to we'd have to shoot around

1203
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 1: when I'm obviulate or like when I'm about to start

1204
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,040
Speaker 1: a period, because they're like bigger and taught, like I

1205
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 1: can literally have like a cup size bigger, and they

1206
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: just sit better right now, like I they're not as

1207
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: great as they could be, and I they're about a

1208
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:51,040
Speaker 1: week away from being just fantastic. When do you ever

1209
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 1: feel your own kids and go, wow, these kids are great,

1210
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 1: like no, but I should, I should, all right, And

1211
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 1: with that, we're going to wrap up today's show. Thank

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01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 1: you so much for listening you guys. We are going

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01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 1: to name our listeners tomorrow, so make sure you are

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Speaker 1: there for that. Thank you for all your submissions you've

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Speaker 1: sent so far. You can always write to the show

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Speaker 1: UM at the Nikki Laser Podcast at gmail dot com,

1217
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:15,120
Speaker 1: or you can follow us on Instagram at Nikki Glaser

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Speaker 1: Pod on Instagram, and that's where we're gonna put exclusive

1219
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:21,560
Speaker 1: content that is more um, you know, fitted for fans

1220
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:23,680
Speaker 1: of this show, because we just feel more connected to

1221
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:26,120
Speaker 1: you than we do with our fans maybe on our

1222
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 1: own accounts. At least for me, that's that's how I feel.

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Speaker 1: So make sure you follow us over there and and

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01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:35,800
Speaker 1: keep subscribing and rating and reviewing on on the podcast.

1225
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 1: It really means a lot. Thank you for everyone who's

1226
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 1: done it so far, and thank you for all your

1227
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Speaker 1: feedback for the show and the d m s. It's

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Speaker 1: meant so much to me. I love you guys. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's been very nice and overwhelming and uh yeah it

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Speaker 1: feels awesome. UM. You know, I just want to we

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Speaker 1: have to thank you Okay, goodbye, thanks no uh, we'll

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Speaker 1: see you tomorrow too. Enjoy uh huh. And