WEBVTT - Enya Overshares

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what that is? Welcome to this episode

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<v Speaker 1>of a Martini Intercom. Those are gonna be my last words.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye, but well, ultra real, oultra ultra Welcome back, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's been like a month for some reason.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally feel weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, it feels like it's been a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's just because you went out of town and

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<v Speaker 1>usually it's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But okay, so this morning or yesterday when you

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<v Speaker 2>picked me up from the airport, you were like like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm shitting out of my ass, Like I'm spraying liquid

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<v Speaker 2>shit everywhere, Like I don't know what it is. It's

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<v Speaker 2>probably the chlorophyll because I'm drinking chlorophyll. Again. I opened

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<v Speaker 2>up that cabinet and I see you have probiotics in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you taking probiotics? Yeah, that's what's doing it to you.

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<v Speaker 1>To me this morning, I was like, I'm not even

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<v Speaker 1>taking fucking probiotics. What are you talking about? But that

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<v Speaker 1>literally is that's what it is. Okay. This is like

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<v Speaker 1>so tami and gross. But I went to go ship

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like ill, She's like it was like

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<v Speaker 1>a fire hydrant out my fucking buttthole and it was

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<v Speaker 1>like the worst it's ever been, and I couldn't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so bad that I was gonna go Pickture

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<v Speaker 1>up from the airport and I had to stand by

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom for like an extra thirty minutes because I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, dude, if I fart, I'm gonna ship everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>She talks to me when I was on the airplane,

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, I don't know if I'm gonna be able

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<v Speaker 2>to make it, Like I think I'm gonna shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Myself in the car, But I've been fine. This morning.

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<v Speaker 1>My poop was solid, but it was dark green because

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<v Speaker 1>of the core. Yeah, so I think it was definitely

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<v Speaker 1>a mix of the probiotics and the chlorphi that have

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<v Speaker 1>my guts to working, because my guts are still twerking.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's like I haven't taken it today, Should I

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<v Speaker 1>take it? Should I still keep taking it?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, it'll it'll balance.

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<v Speaker 1>Take that every day, Yeah, every day.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it depends on the bottle.

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<v Speaker 1>But like imagine it's like, only take one a week.

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<v Speaker 1>I've literally already taken five.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Yeah, you should be good. Probiotics are lit though

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<v Speaker 2>you're just eating like a bunch of bacteria. It's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it probably doesn't help, but like, like what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm eating with it too, is like all the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of things that make you shit your fucking little butt out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, talkies, hot Cheetos.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had a hot cheeto or talking in a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I ate so much in Texas. It's so bad, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>When I go back to Texas, I literally lay in

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<v Speaker 2>bed at like one or two am, and what I

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<v Speaker 2>do is I go to seven eleven because there's a

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<v Speaker 2>new seven eleven in town. I go buy a shit eleven.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to get she literally just moved in. I

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<v Speaker 2>have to get a chocolate. I have to get a

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<v Speaker 2>sweet or a sour, which is typically like a gummy

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<v Speaker 2>worm or a sweet tart situation. Then I have to

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<v Speaker 2>get like a cakey item, so I get like one

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<v Speaker 2>of those hostess with the white swirl.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like a cake item.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And then I get a bag of hot chips,

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<v Speaker 2>so whether that's like talkies, hot cheetos, hot fries, one

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<v Speaker 2>of those, and I get a big bag of those.

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<v Speaker 2>And then on top of that, I also get the

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<v Speaker 2>uh cheddar cheese ruffles and I eat that bag on

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<v Speaker 2>the way home.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's so nasty about Drew is like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking to Ryan about this and she doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>really care for but she agrees with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Drew, Okay, damn sure, we're talking shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Hot topic. Damn hot topic. Hot take. You are supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to eat your snacks from savory to sweet and end.

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<v Speaker 1>That is how you're supposed to do it. No, that's

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<v Speaker 1>how Michelin Star chefs feed you. They give you say

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<v Speaker 1>and then they end it with sweet. Drew will have

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<v Speaker 1>all of his snacks open and eat like a handful

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<v Speaker 1>of gummy bears and then throw chips in his mouth

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<v Speaker 1>right after, and then take a sip of a doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Pepper and then have a bite of cake and go

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<v Speaker 1>for more hot cheetahs. Like he literally like his teeth

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<v Speaker 1>have a crazy mix of gunks stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>You know why I do that, It's because I like

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<v Speaker 2>to like level out my flavors in my mouth. Because

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<v Speaker 2>if I eat all the sweets and then I moved

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<v Speaker 2>to the chocolate, then like I'm not gonna be able

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<v Speaker 2>to balance out that chocolate off the sweet savory. You're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna exactly just like all around. So like I like

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<v Speaker 2>to balance it out and have like an even level

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<v Speaker 2>of flavors all the way.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're literally supposed to have the savory thing until

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<v Speaker 1>your body is now craving a sweet because you had

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<v Speaker 1>so much savory and then you ended off with the

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<v Speaker 1>sweet and then you drink water.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like having a sweet mouth after.

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<v Speaker 1>But why do you drink a pepsi to finish it off?

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I don't want a sweet mouth after, but

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<v Speaker 1>he gets a vanilla doctor Pepper, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've never had vanilla cream doctor Pepper. I like,

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<v Speaker 2>sue me, fucking put me in jail because I saw

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<v Speaker 2>it at CBS and I was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna try this. How was it? I haven't tried it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Well no, I save it so I can have it

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<v Speaker 2>for like a good moment, like tonight, I'm gonna eat

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<v Speaker 2>that fucking doctor pepper, or drink that doctor pepper and

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<v Speaker 2>eat my peppers like it's gonna be nice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's your dinner. Yeah, yesterday Drew's dinner was sour gummy worms.

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<v Speaker 2>Well the very berry the very berry flavor.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a difference?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was like a very erry mix.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so there was no yellow and like green ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck the yellow and green gummy worms? Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>I like agree, but also I don't agree.

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<v Speaker 1>Come bounce on Mama's lap, Okay, but yeah, if you

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<v Speaker 1>drink the fucking if you eat the yellow and green

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<v Speaker 1>gummy worms by choice, like if you like you open

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<v Speaker 1>up a bag of gummy worms and those are.

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<v Speaker 2>Your ones, bitch, No one is doing that. If you're

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<v Speaker 2>doing that, leave a comment and you and I will

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<v Speaker 2>do that. And the thing is is you are a freak.

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<v Speaker 2>And I will find that comment and I will brade

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<v Speaker 2>you for it because that is weirdo behavior, weird obere.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna dos you.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna find your IP address and leak it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call your job and be like this fucking freak, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because that is honestly weirdo behavior. But I do agree,

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<v Speaker 2>But I do like the I like them sometimes, but

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<v Speaker 2>not like No, those are nasty.

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<v Speaker 1>They shouldn't even be in the pack.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even I'm not like tapping in to eat those, though.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm tapping in to eat the blue and red one.

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<v Speaker 2>And That's why I got the very very pack, because

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<v Speaker 2>it fucking is the lunches.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's something I remember this was a voice to text

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<v Speaker 1>thing I said in bed at four thirteen am.

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<v Speaker 2>I said it in bed.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, we need to start prepping and warning women

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<v Speaker 1>that they will not be seeing their ex in the

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<v Speaker 1>next ten years ever again. You will not date that

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<v Speaker 1>person again because you will not want to be back

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<v Speaker 1>with that motherfucker. You will never see them in the

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<v Speaker 1>next life or what does our next life even mean?

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<v Speaker 1>You will never date him again? Do not date him again.

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<v Speaker 1>You're fucking eighteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Real, because that is literally, like, dude, it's it's comical

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<v Speaker 3>how everyone's first relationship it's like eight mirror like everybody's

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<v Speaker 3>first relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>They have the same exact experience. Like at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of it, everybody has like the like the denial of

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<v Speaker 1>like no, we're gonna work it out. We're gonna work

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<v Speaker 1>it out. It's gonna work out. It's fine, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I can fix this, I can fix him, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna fix this. No, you break up. You always try

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<v Speaker 1>to make friends, like you always try to be like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be friends, We're gonna be so slay and friends,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it doesn't work out, and then it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what in our next life, like let's circle

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<v Speaker 1>does mean like you're my you know what? We have

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<v Speaker 1>good stuff here, let's circle back in ten years. But

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<v Speaker 1>about any business talking when I'm thirty literally for what?

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<v Speaker 2>Like what?

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<v Speaker 1>But we need to start prepping people because I think, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, I think you should have hope. I think you

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<v Speaker 2>should love yourself and have hope.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, girl, once you start to loving yourself and and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, wait a minute, let's dissect.

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<v Speaker 4>With that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Love your love yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Because also like it's just so funny because you get

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<v Speaker 1>out of that first big relationship and everybody looks back

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like, oh that was about that was not good?

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<v Speaker 2>Like like any relationship that you've gotten back together with

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<v Speaker 2>your partner three or four times, like babes call it

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<v Speaker 2>could just give up? Collease please, I'm begging you just

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<v Speaker 2>give up, move on.

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<v Speaker 1>But I wish I remember what I saw. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a TikTok where like so it was like

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<v Speaker 1>they were talking about breaking up and it's like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>one day we'll get back together, and I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you won't. What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>Look, we come here to be real and we tell

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<v Speaker 2>you the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, y'all, y'all would be real, be real this time,

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<v Speaker 1>to be real, time, to be real. That on an application,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm applying, you're on an app. I'm up to my

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<v Speaker 1>real life.

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<v Speaker 2>I r O easy, hold it down, Hold it down,

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<v Speaker 2>hold it down.

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<v Speaker 1>But that was one of my notes that I had,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it was the diarrhea from my chlorophon.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I am to this podcast, I'm literally

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<v Speaker 2>just a soundboard like you click, you know the soundboard

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<v Speaker 2>where you click.

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<v Speaker 1>The but no one's clicking ship bit you just.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, I know that's what I'm saying. I take

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<v Speaker 2>it into my own hands and I clicked the soundboard.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what's the next sound.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have one. I literally for Rose, just.

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<v Speaker 5>Noreading, threading, druthruthruth, truth, truth.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you gross me out, fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>You, well, this will gross you out even more so.

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<v Speaker 2>On my flight to Texas, like I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is gonna be an easy flight. It's only like

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<v Speaker 2>three hours, like it's chill whatever, and I like got

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<v Speaker 2>on the fly and every single time I get on

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<v Speaker 2>an airplane, I've said this a million times, but the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking hum of the engines, like, yeah, help me to sleep,

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<v Speaker 2>like with before we even take off, I am asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>But for some reason this time, I was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna try to stay awake. And I was literally like

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<v Speaker 2>like nodding off, like and I was like forcing myself

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<v Speaker 2>to stay awake, and I am sure. The girl next

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<v Speaker 2>to me who had monkey pox will get into that

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<v Speaker 2>later was like, literally, this man is on drugs, Like

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<v Speaker 2>what is wrong with him?

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<v Speaker 4>Girls?

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<v Speaker 1>She thought you had monkeybox, you were experiencing extreme fatima.

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<v Speaker 2>No, literally, well okay, okay, well we'll get into it

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<v Speaker 2>in a second. We'll get into damn shut up dawn.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, okay, I want to at least stay

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<v Speaker 2>awake for the drink cart and the the pretzels. So

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<v Speaker 2>I stay awake and I'm like fuck, yes, like it's coming.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I fall asleep as it's passing by me.

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<v Speaker 2>When they passed by me, and I don't get my soda,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, oh, my fucking god. But by the

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<v Speaker 2>grace of God, she like looked around and saw that

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<v Speaker 2>I was awaken. She was like, because you can't hear

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<v Speaker 2>anybody on the fucking airplane because it's loud to and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yes, get me a Coca cola. So

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<v Speaker 2>she was like can or ice and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>give me the can and the ice. Bad decision. So

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<v Speaker 2>I got the can of soda and I opened it

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<v Speaker 2>and I had my can my cup of ice, and

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<v Speaker 2>I set it down for a second because like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like really tired, So I just said it there

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<v Speaker 2>and then I knoted off and I fell asleep with

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<v Speaker 2>the open coke in my hands, completely full, had not

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<v Speaker 2>had a single sip of it, and I'm like sitting

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<v Speaker 2>there and I like fall asleep, and then like ten

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<v Speaker 2>minutes go by, and like I feel like the can

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<v Speaker 2>like in my hand like crushing, and I'm like whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>like and I'm still asleep, and then I wake up

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<v Speaker 2>to like coke all over me in all over no,

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<v Speaker 2>like literally, like it had spilled all over me, like

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<v Speaker 2>I like it, like it like fell over and just

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<v Speaker 2>sprayed all over me and all over my pants and

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<v Speaker 2>my ass, and like thank god, I was wearing camera pants,

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<v Speaker 2>so it just looked like a part of the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But if I was wearing these jeans, it fully would

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<v Speaker 2>have looked like I had shit and pissed myself all

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<v Speaker 2>over like literally, it was crazy, and like the girl

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<v Speaker 2>next to me was like so pissed, but I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fuck because you literally have monkey pops,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm not joking. And she also brought a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>pillow on the airplane that was all over me. And

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<v Speaker 2>one of the ways monkey pox is fucking spread is

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<v Speaker 2>through fabrics and bedding, and she brought her fucking pillow

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<v Speaker 2>on the airplane. We need a band pillows from an airplane.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, you don't even know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, real life sized pillows are like crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>But the reason, the reason I she's not beating these

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<v Speaker 2>monkeybox allegations is because she had a sore on her

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<v Speaker 2>thigh and I sent a picture to you and it

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<v Speaker 2>looked like a monkey pop. It was scary as fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Well do you have it? So now you have it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get acne and I got something pop up

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<v Speaker 2>right here five five days later. No, what, so I

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<v Speaker 2>think I have it.

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<v Speaker 1>If you gave it to me, I would fucking beat

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<v Speaker 1>the shit out of you. Well, I'm literally I would

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<v Speaker 1>go into your room at night and I would fucking

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<v Speaker 1>cut open all your legions and pour fucking salt and vinegar.

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<v Speaker 2>And you would probably fix me. So so thank you, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>actually thank you for healing me. But no, there's no

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<v Speaker 2>way I'm going to get it because I'm celibate.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like not gonna that's not gonna protect you. What

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<v Speaker 1>you need to do is probably just like stay in

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<v Speaker 1>your room and then like when we go out as friends,

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<v Speaker 1>like you should honestly just stay back, like it's the

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<v Speaker 1>best way to protect yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait. No, so you know how Kai was like, Drew,

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<v Speaker 2>you predicted monkey Pops. It wasn't even me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was you. You're welcome, Yo, You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>So Ki, you're a fucking liar.

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<v Speaker 1>Did someone clip it?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I went back to the episode because I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>did I actually say that? Because there's literally no way

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<v Speaker 2>I do not remember.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's crazy is I don't know how I

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<v Speaker 1>came up with that because I before this had never

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<v Speaker 1>heard of bunky Pops.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you just pulled it out of your ass. But no,

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<v Speaker 2>you were just like you said something about it within

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<v Speaker 2>the first like two minutes of the episode, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh it it me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was mean? Is that when we had our

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<v Speaker 1>flea barts? Yeah, dude, it doesn't help that. But there

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<v Speaker 1>was a spider in my room.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude was eating Ask.

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<v Speaker 1>Me up, like, so I have like two bites from

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<v Speaker 1>a spider. And I've been getting a bunch of spider bites.

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<v Speaker 1>But this has been going on for the past like

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<v Speaker 1>four fucking months, that a spider has been living in

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<v Speaker 1>my room and I wake up with these crazy spider bites.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm always like, oh my god, it's a spider bite.

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<v Speaker 1>And everybody's like, no, it's like a mosquito bite that

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<v Speaker 1>got like infected or something. I'm like, no, bit this

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<v Speaker 1>is a big ass spider bite. And it was a

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<v Speaker 1>spider because we found it and it was humongous.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a quarter of an inch. It was

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<v Speaker 2>not humongous, it was big as fun. And it was like, Drew,

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't fucking get this bug, or if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't get this spider, I'm killing it. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>do not kill that spider. He deserves to live. Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 2>he's Where are the twenty twenty two flies in our

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<v Speaker 2>house with the fucking keys? They're not in here because

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<v Speaker 2>of that spider was cleaning.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's because a zooll be chomping them. We have

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<v Speaker 1>a zool. We don't need spiders.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm but I take this. I don't let the

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<v Speaker 2>spiders live in the house. I do have one that

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<v Speaker 2>lives in my bedroom that I see crawling across my

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<v Speaker 2>ceiling at night, and I'm just like, dude, like I

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<v Speaker 2>like want to get you out of here so bad,

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<v Speaker 2>but like you're literally not biting me or harming me,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're probably eating other flies. So I'm like, whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>you can live in here, but that fly or that

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<v Speaker 2>spider bit you and it deserved to die. But I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want it to die, so I took it outside, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I was caught it because she put her in the way,

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<v Speaker 1>Like she had a mason jar full of water in

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<v Speaker 1>my room and put it on top of it. And

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<v Speaker 1>I came home at night after the gym, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like walking because right always does this and it

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<v Speaker 1>drives me crazy. But I never bought it up to her,

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<v Speaker 1>so like how would she know?

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<v Speaker 4>But I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, I feel like even if I said this, it

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't get fixed. But every time she fucking comes over

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<v Speaker 1>and spends the night, she unplugs my Cei because she

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<v Speaker 1>unplugs it so she could plug a charger in there,

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<v Speaker 1>but she always takes her charger and never plugs my

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<v Speaker 1>Ciri back, which makes it like so for me a

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<v Speaker 1>maneuver around my room because how I turned on my

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<v Speaker 1>lights is I'm like, turn on the lights. So she

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<v Speaker 1>leaves it unplugged, and the mason jar was right there,

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<v Speaker 1>and she told me she was like, be careful for

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<v Speaker 1>the mason jar. But I forgot. I came home want

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<v Speaker 1>to go plug in my thing, and was like maneuvering

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<v Speaker 1>in the dark, and I spilled the.

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<v Speaker 2>Coup and that's why I was screaming, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I was like, I was like, my feet are wet,

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<v Speaker 1>and now the spider's gonna be on me, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was freaking out.

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<v Speaker 2>No, the spider is alive and well and in the

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<v Speaker 2>front yard.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it probably got put outside and got eaten by

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<v Speaker 1>something else, Like immediately that she got eat well.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, I when after I spilled the

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<v Speaker 2>coke on me, I just didn't shower that night because

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of liked my sticky ass.

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<v Speaker 1>You were like so fucking disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually did shower.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally you didn't shower. Yesterday Drew came home with

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<v Speaker 1>stinky airport body and just put no, here is this

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<v Speaker 1>he came He didn't shower. Not only that, but then

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<v Speaker 1>he just slept in his gym clothes again for the

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<v Speaker 1>next morning.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's like, oh, I sleep in my clothes the

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<v Speaker 2>night before so I don't have to wake up earlier

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<v Speaker 2>to put what I just said.

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<v Speaker 1>You slept in your gym clothes for the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're it sounds like they're dirty. They're clean gym clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't sleep. I don't shower before the gym

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm like, girl, I'm gonna go getting nasty and sweaty.

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<v Speaker 1>But he spent the whole day and didn't shower, and

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't go to the gym yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl, Okay, I like the way my ball smell. Is

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<v Speaker 2>that what you want to hear? Because I literally do

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<v Speaker 2>like my ball smell fucking delicious. I'm not kidding. They do.

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<v Speaker 2>And every time you come into my room, you're like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>you have nice pheromones. You're smelling my balls.

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<v Speaker 1>I never fucking say that's your candle, your fig candle

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<v Speaker 1>is what smells good. You know who has like a

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<v Speaker 1>good like scent? The fucking Ovaye family.

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<v Speaker 2>They do.

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<v Speaker 1>Those motherfuckers smell.

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<v Speaker 2>Good as funny. They washed the out of their clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>Josh's natural scent, Like Josh sleighs with his natural slent.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like never stinky to me. Yeah, you, on other.

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<v Speaker 2>Hand, have I smelled that before?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've actually never smelled you. Maybe there was like once,

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<v Speaker 1>but like it was after like we did something like

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<v Speaker 1>exercise wise, and I feel like it was like more

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<v Speaker 1>funny than it was, like you stunk, like, but you've

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<v Speaker 1>never I've never like gotten to the car with you.

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<v Speaker 1>If I got on the car with you, when I

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<v Speaker 1>smell your mustard, like get yeah, I like go inside

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<v Speaker 1>and take a shower.

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<v Speaker 2>The craziest thing is I've trained my body not to

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<v Speaker 2>smile because I just don't shower.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought like the stink of your balls, But now

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<v Speaker 1>you don't snink.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Oh my god. If you don't shower

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<v Speaker 2>as often, you'll stop getting back me and your body

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<v Speaker 2>won't snink. I do same with washing your hair. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a real thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Hair, Okay, the hair thing, yes, But like do not

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<v Speaker 1>like make it seem like it is okay to go

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<v Speaker 1>like days without washing your body, because that is like nasty.

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<v Speaker 2>This is literally like someone's like scientific research or some shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't fucking know. Don't ask me for sources because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm literally just speaking out of my ass like shut

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck up, but like there was this picture set

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<v Speaker 2>going around that like color is leaving the world, like literally,

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<v Speaker 2>like the rainbow is leaving. And it's because like brands

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<v Speaker 2>are trying to like make everything hyper consumable, so like

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<v Speaker 2>like white gray like houses like little boxes made of

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<v Speaker 2>ticky tack like that type of vibe, and like if

0:19:01.800 --> 0:19:04.760
<v Speaker 2>you look at like interior design, like everything is like

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<v Speaker 2>black and white and gray and maybe some tan in it,

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<v Speaker 2>and like color is literally disappearing in the world, like

0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:12.320
<v Speaker 2>all of our cars are black and white now, and

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<v Speaker 2>like they were like someone in their TikTok was saying,

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<v Speaker 2>like and it's like crazy because like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not important, it's not important, but color is disappearing.

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<v Speaker 4>It is. It is crazy to see like some of

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<v Speaker 4>the richest people on earth live in a house that

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<v Speaker 4>basically just looks like penitentiary.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think that kind of like like for some

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<v Speaker 1>people it works and it feels authentic, but so much

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<v Speaker 1>of it feels like dude, it's literally like the Kardashian

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<v Speaker 1>like like delusion of wealth. It's like I've always said

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<v Speaker 1>that is like it's literally like this like delusion that

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<v Speaker 1>because like you see someone, which I understand because I've

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<v Speaker 1>fallen victim to it. I feel like anybody who doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>come from like an elite s of wealth, like you

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<v Speaker 1>look to that for like okay, what feels like good? Yeah,

0:20:05.200 --> 0:20:08.040
<v Speaker 1>and it's crazy how like that's just like bled out

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<v Speaker 1>into like everything.

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<v Speaker 2>It's that. And also like hyper consumerism, like all of

0:20:13.119 --> 0:20:17.040
<v Speaker 2>these brands like like making their logos from like cute,

0:20:17.200 --> 0:20:19.800
<v Speaker 2>like their old school logos, and now all of them

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<v Speaker 2>are literally the same font like in the video she

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<v Speaker 2>had like a side by side of like all of

0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:27.399
<v Speaker 2>these brands are just becoming like hyper consumable, so like

0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:30.040
<v Speaker 2>anybody and everybody can buy it and wear it and

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<v Speaker 2>look good in it. Instead of like making like clothes

0:20:32.560 --> 0:20:35.840
<v Speaker 2>that like take risks and shit like that, Like they're

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<v Speaker 2>making things like a black T shirt with their logo

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<v Speaker 2>on it and people will buy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Even Ninja changed his logo.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that because Ninja isn't doesn't have blue hair anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Ninja. No, Ninja literally did like fucking yosify minimalize his

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<v Speaker 1>fucking really logo. Yes, it went from like his head

0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:53.320
<v Speaker 1>like that whole thing.

0:20:53.400 --> 0:20:55.840
<v Speaker 2>What if your shirt it says sixty nine instead of

0:20:55.880 --> 0:20:59.000
<v Speaker 2>sixty eight. It would be like sixty nine, like we

0:20:59.000 --> 0:21:02.440
<v Speaker 2>could like like talk about that or something. The only

0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:04.080
<v Speaker 2>reason I noticed it was because I was looking at

0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:07.080
<v Speaker 2>your boobs. I know, bitch, do you ever catch me

0:21:07.119 --> 0:21:07.879
<v Speaker 2>looking at your boobs?

0:21:10.119 --> 0:21:10.199
<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 1>But yesterday when I walked in your room, it was

0:21:14.000 --> 0:21:16.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you were actually looking at my fucking cootie.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I was walking in your room, you were

0:21:19.119 --> 0:21:22.199
<v Speaker 1>on the floor and you were like just staring at me,

0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:24.520
<v Speaker 1>and your eyes were.

0:21:24.480 --> 0:21:26.800
<v Speaker 2>Right to my fucking I was looking at it, and

0:21:27.119 --> 0:21:27.960
<v Speaker 2>I was looking at it.

0:21:28.000 --> 0:21:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Almost made comment on it. But I was like, Drew's

0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:32.199
<v Speaker 1>like not looking at my fucking big ass coach. And

0:21:32.240 --> 0:21:34.399
<v Speaker 1>even if he is, like it's in a way that's like,

0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:36.240
<v Speaker 1>damn girl, like put that big thing away.

0:21:37.200 --> 0:21:39.040
<v Speaker 2>No, No, it.

0:21:38.960 --> 0:21:39.440
<v Speaker 4>Wasn't like.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I've caught you looking at my I

0:21:42.960 --> 0:21:46.080
<v Speaker 1>don't think any of my I haven't caught any of my.

0:21:45.960 --> 0:21:49.320
<v Speaker 2>Car looking at you. We're looking at me like he

0:21:49.440 --> 0:21:51.240
<v Speaker 2>was just staring at you. It's creepy.

0:21:51.320 --> 0:21:52.919
<v Speaker 1>Well that's because Kay's like in love with me, and

0:21:52.960 --> 0:21:55.479
<v Speaker 1>it's like kind of sad because it's like, like, what

0:21:55.600 --> 0:21:56.600
<v Speaker 1>is she to do you want what.

0:21:56.560 --> 0:21:57.000
<v Speaker 2>You can't have?

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<v Speaker 4>I will say it is very sad. My life is

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<v Speaker 4>very so thank you.

0:22:04.040 --> 0:22:05.040
<v Speaker 1>Why are you? Why are you?

0:22:05.200 --> 0:22:05.280
<v Speaker 4>Like?

0:22:07.040 --> 0:22:11.280
<v Speaker 1>Why do you want? Like you're gonna hurt him? Why

0:22:11.280 --> 0:22:15.440
<v Speaker 1>are you sympathizing with him over that? Oh you can

0:22:15.480 --> 0:22:18.639
<v Speaker 1>have him, you can have him. Nobody else wants him.

0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:19.680
<v Speaker 1>You can literally have him.

0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:22.199
<v Speaker 4>That's true. Nobody else wants me? True? Do you want me?

0:22:23.119 --> 0:22:23.439
<v Speaker 2>Okay?

0:22:23.600 --> 0:22:24.320
<v Speaker 4>I want you?

0:22:24.440 --> 0:22:27.000
<v Speaker 1>So that he had to think about it, so like

0:22:27.240 --> 0:22:31.000
<v Speaker 1>let that rest. Now, if he wanted to, he would

0:22:31.960 --> 0:22:36.040
<v Speaker 1>want he would wait.

0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:36.880
<v Speaker 2>But that's not real.

0:22:37.160 --> 0:22:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Let's be real. He just doesn't want to.

0:22:39.080 --> 0:22:42.320
<v Speaker 2>He just isn't thinking about you, like let's or he.

0:22:42.240 --> 0:22:44.120
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't want to, and that goes for me, that goes

0:22:44.119 --> 0:22:45.880
<v Speaker 1>for you, like we all have to disagree.

0:22:45.520 --> 0:22:50.080
<v Speaker 2>Like they want their video games, Like I'm going to

0:22:50.119 --> 0:22:52.200
<v Speaker 2>be the worst. I'm going to be so fucking bad

0:22:52.240 --> 0:22:55.600
<v Speaker 2>in a relationship. Like literally, I like I don't want

0:22:55.600 --> 0:22:58.600
<v Speaker 2>to see my partner ever and never want to see them.

0:22:58.760 --> 0:23:00.800
<v Speaker 2>I literally just want to hang out with them maybe

0:23:00.840 --> 0:23:04.720
<v Speaker 2>once a week and then Also like I like buying

0:23:04.800 --> 0:23:07.280
<v Speaker 2>people things, but I hate seeing them open the things

0:23:07.280 --> 0:23:09.520
<v Speaker 2>that I give them, So I would like maybe get

0:23:09.560 --> 0:23:11.440
<v Speaker 2>gifts and put it somewhere. I don't know.

0:23:14.000 --> 0:23:16.080
<v Speaker 4>You would get a drone that drops off.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, why don't you like watching people open the gifts?

0:23:19.040 --> 0:23:20.240
<v Speaker 1>Is it because like you hate?

0:23:20.320 --> 0:23:22.639
<v Speaker 2>Like I just put a reaction in my head and

0:23:22.680 --> 0:23:24.840
<v Speaker 2>when I don't get that reaction, like they hate it.

0:23:25.119 --> 0:23:27.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I get. I don't like people watching me open

0:23:27.880 --> 0:23:32.760
<v Speaker 1>anything or like receive anything because I don't give. I

0:23:32.760 --> 0:23:36.159
<v Speaker 1>don't think I give like good reactions, like because I

0:23:36.160 --> 0:23:38.080
<v Speaker 1>get I literally get performance anxiety.

0:23:38.080 --> 0:23:40.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well, yeah, I'm in my head.

0:23:40.119 --> 0:23:42.000
<v Speaker 1>I have to like give, like I have to jump

0:23:42.080 --> 0:23:48.280
<v Speaker 1>up and click my heels thank you. And then I'm

0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:50.199
<v Speaker 1>like that's too big of a reaction, and then I

0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:52.639
<v Speaker 1>can't gauge what a good reaction for the gift is.

0:23:53.080 --> 0:23:54.360
<v Speaker 1>So I'm just like, oh my god, thank you.

0:23:54.560 --> 0:23:57.000
<v Speaker 2>We brought kay tears with our gift.

0:23:57.600 --> 0:24:00.639
<v Speaker 4>Very small tiar I. I mean, I'm normal. Don't actually

0:24:00.680 --> 0:24:06.280
<v Speaker 4>cry when normal man shouldn't do stuff like that, But

0:24:06.320 --> 0:24:07.359
<v Speaker 4>men are allowed to cry?

0:24:07.560 --> 0:24:12.240
<v Speaker 1>What is it boys cry to No? Boys, boys don't cry?

0:24:11.080 --> 0:24:16.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, men shouldn't cry. What are you pussy? Or

0:24:16.600 --> 0:24:20.320
<v Speaker 2>something like don't fucking cry?

0:24:20.440 --> 0:24:21.120
<v Speaker 1>Don't cry.

0:24:21.560 --> 0:24:22.159
<v Speaker 2>It was weird.

0:24:22.160 --> 0:24:26.919
<v Speaker 4>When you cried there was a small masculine tear, very small.

0:24:27.760 --> 0:24:28.800
<v Speaker 2>No, it was really, What.

0:24:28.720 --> 0:24:30.320
<v Speaker 1>The fuck is the name of that book? Is it?

0:24:30.359 --> 0:24:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Boys Don't Cry?

0:24:31.600 --> 0:24:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Men don't cry? Oh, boys don't cry. It's boys

0:24:34.320 --> 0:24:35.600
<v Speaker 2>don't cry? Yeah?

0:24:35.960 --> 0:24:39.720
<v Speaker 1>Why did I think it was boys cry too? My bug?

0:24:39.760 --> 0:24:40.640
<v Speaker 1>Boys cry too.

0:24:41.920 --> 0:24:44.440
<v Speaker 2>I have an open copy and an unopened copy because

0:24:44.440 --> 0:24:45.000
<v Speaker 2>I want to.

0:24:46.760 --> 0:24:51.840
<v Speaker 4>I get that anxiety, the like, uh oh, let's see.

0:24:51.880 --> 0:24:57.439
<v Speaker 1>Okay, he did a naughty you did a naughty you,

0:24:57.520 --> 0:25:05.160
<v Speaker 1>little naughty boy. Mom's gonna spank you. Yeah, m hm, yeah.

0:25:05.280 --> 0:25:05.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't care.

0:25:06.760 --> 0:25:08.639
<v Speaker 2>I don't give a shit. Like that's the thing is,

0:25:08.680 --> 0:25:09.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't fucking care.

0:25:09.680 --> 0:25:10.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that I care.

0:25:10.680 --> 0:25:12.600
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't care. You know what actually has been

0:25:12.600 --> 0:25:15.720
<v Speaker 2>eating me alive is like, okay, we all know the

0:25:15.720 --> 0:25:17.479
<v Speaker 2>world is ending, Like can we shut the fuck up

0:25:17.480 --> 0:25:20.200
<v Speaker 2>about it? Like the earth is spinning faster now, like okay,

0:25:20.200 --> 0:25:22.640
<v Speaker 2>shut the fuck up. I don't care. Literally, monkey poxs

0:25:22.640 --> 0:25:24.360
<v Speaker 2>is happening, Okay, shut the fuck up. I don't care.

0:25:24.800 --> 0:25:26.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't just shut the fuck up. I don't care.

0:25:26.600 --> 0:25:28.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, we need to stop telling me about things

0:25:28.920 --> 0:25:31.400
<v Speaker 1>I can't fix, because it's just giving me like impending

0:25:31.480 --> 0:25:34.760
<v Speaker 1>doom anxiety and like I've already been having like awful anxiety,

0:25:35.000 --> 0:25:36.919
<v Speaker 1>and like the Internet is just making it like so

0:25:37.040 --> 0:25:40.040
<v Speaker 1>much worse, and part of me I understand. I'm like, yes,

0:25:40.119 --> 0:25:42.119
<v Speaker 1>it is good to know about things, but I'm like,

0:25:42.280 --> 0:25:43.840
<v Speaker 1>at what rate?

0:25:44.200 --> 0:25:44.920
<v Speaker 2>At what costs?

0:25:45.600 --> 0:25:48.360
<v Speaker 1>Like I do not need to know everything everywhere all

0:25:48.400 --> 0:25:50.359
<v Speaker 1>at once, like that I don't need to know, Like

0:25:50.400 --> 0:25:54.080
<v Speaker 1>why why do I know what's happening like five thousand

0:25:54.119 --> 0:25:57.200
<v Speaker 1>miles away, Like I don't, I don't care.

0:25:58.960 --> 0:26:01.959
<v Speaker 2>Enough enough.

0:26:02.240 --> 0:26:04.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm like like, no, I don't need to know that

0:26:04.440 --> 0:26:07.359
<v Speaker 1>there's three new deadly diseases out to get me. But

0:26:07.480 --> 0:26:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't also that I feel like it's out to

0:26:09.560 --> 0:26:12.280
<v Speaker 1>get me, like it's it is going to happen to me.

0:26:12.440 --> 0:26:15.399
<v Speaker 1>It is inevitable, inevitable that happens to me and only me,

0:26:16.160 --> 0:26:18.080
<v Speaker 1>and I don't need it and I don't. I don't

0:26:18.080 --> 0:26:18.920
<v Speaker 1>want to talk about it.

0:26:19.000 --> 0:26:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Like the economy is ruined, we know this, we don't care.

0:26:23.359 --> 0:26:25.360
<v Speaker 2>The USD is collapsing. We don't care.

0:26:25.480 --> 0:26:26.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that means, and that's okay.

0:26:27.000 --> 0:26:29.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

0:26:30.040 --> 0:26:31.720
<v Speaker 2>It's like driving me fucking insane.

0:26:31.960 --> 0:26:35.880
<v Speaker 1>As long as my mama and Papa are happy, literally,

0:26:36.000 --> 0:26:38.280
<v Speaker 1>like as long as that's how I gauge my reality,

0:26:38.320 --> 0:26:41.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. Is like if my parents are chilling, Like, yeah,

0:26:41.680 --> 0:26:43.640
<v Speaker 1>I had a call with my dad the other day,

0:26:43.800 --> 0:26:46.639
<v Speaker 1>and like I was just asking, like how he is

0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:49.159
<v Speaker 1>and everything, and like he was just so fine, and

0:26:49.200 --> 0:26:53.160
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Okay, the world isn't ending, like because

0:26:53.280 --> 0:26:56.160
<v Speaker 1>for like somebody who has like because that's the other

0:26:56.200 --> 0:26:58.760
<v Speaker 1>thing is like this is a privilege in itself that

0:26:58.840 --> 0:27:02.159
<v Speaker 1>like I don't have many things to worry about, so like,

0:27:02.200 --> 0:27:05.040
<v Speaker 1>of course I get like extremely like spiked up by

0:27:05.040 --> 0:27:07.439
<v Speaker 1>the things I see. But my parents are still in

0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:11.120
<v Speaker 1>a position where they have like a million and ten

0:27:11.240 --> 0:27:14.440
<v Speaker 1>other things to be like actually like freaked out about.

0:27:14.520 --> 0:27:16.119
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, if they have all that to be

0:27:16.119 --> 0:27:22.560
<v Speaker 1>freaked out about and they're still chilling, breathe, breathe, the

0:27:22.600 --> 0:27:25.720
<v Speaker 1>famous words of Derek breathe.

0:27:26.200 --> 0:27:29.399
<v Speaker 4>I think it's like it's our responsibility to just figure

0:27:29.400 --> 0:27:32.119
<v Speaker 4>out what affects us, because that's it. And yet stop,

0:27:32.400 --> 0:27:38.399
<v Speaker 4>Oh all right, Drew, can now you hit me harder

0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:40.200
<v Speaker 4>this time? Oh?

0:27:40.920 --> 0:27:48.480
<v Speaker 1>Was I not hard? That's good wow, okay, okay, stop,

0:27:48.680 --> 0:27:50.520
<v Speaker 1>he's bleeding. He has a nosebleed.

0:27:53.280 --> 0:27:54.479
<v Speaker 4>It is so hot in here.

0:27:54.600 --> 0:27:59.960
<v Speaker 1>It's he said, it was our responsibility.

0:28:00.200 --> 0:28:03.840
<v Speaker 4>It is because this ship will never end like the

0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:06.679
<v Speaker 4>But if you're mongering in the news, never.

0:28:06.720 --> 0:28:09.119
<v Speaker 2>For the rest of way will we start rewarding like

0:28:09.320 --> 0:28:13.600
<v Speaker 2>happy news. Like when we stop rewarding and like giving

0:28:13.640 --> 0:28:15.720
<v Speaker 2>people money for telling us that the worst thing in

0:28:15.760 --> 0:28:19.640
<v Speaker 2>the world is happening right now, everybody's anxieties level, anxiety

0:28:19.720 --> 0:28:21.600
<v Speaker 2>levels will go down, Like I'm yes, I need to

0:28:21.680 --> 0:28:23.520
<v Speaker 2>know that the world is ending, like I'm aware of that.

0:28:23.640 --> 0:28:25.880
<v Speaker 2>I need to know that climate change is a happy

0:28:26.160 --> 0:28:26.800
<v Speaker 2>alarming rate.

0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:27.600
<v Speaker 4>Like what I know?

0:28:27.760 --> 0:28:30.560
<v Speaker 1>This flying jets from one end of the city to

0:28:30.600 --> 0:28:30.840
<v Speaker 1>the other?

0:28:32.240 --> 0:28:33.800
<v Speaker 2>Literally, what am I like?

0:28:34.160 --> 0:28:35.280
<v Speaker 4>What is what is that?

0:28:35.880 --> 0:28:38.760
<v Speaker 2>Like my knowledge on that actually doing for anything? Here's

0:28:38.760 --> 0:28:40.240
<v Speaker 2>the thing I fucking heard.

0:28:40.480 --> 0:28:43.560
<v Speaker 1>Missus Taylor invited you on the jet.

0:28:43.440 --> 0:28:43.960
<v Speaker 2>You're getting on?

0:28:44.280 --> 0:28:44.320
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:28:44.480 --> 0:28:48.280
<v Speaker 2>I literally I texted IDM Jordan and I was like,

0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:50.320
<v Speaker 2>the way I'm going to infiltrate Taylor's for in group

0:28:50.520 --> 0:28:52.520
<v Speaker 2>just to get on this fucking private jet that's like

0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:54.280
<v Speaker 2>all over it and I want to post a picture

0:28:54.320 --> 0:28:57.920
<v Speaker 2>from it. So bad like literally so bad. I think

0:28:57.920 --> 0:28:59.880
<v Speaker 2>it was so funny, and then also make a documentary

0:29:00.120 --> 0:29:05.680
<v Speaker 2>it like like finding Taylor's jet or something finding Taylor.

0:29:06.240 --> 0:29:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Also, with all this being said, I don't want it

0:29:08.480 --> 0:29:10.960
<v Speaker 1>to come off that I'm like, we shouldn't know anything.

0:29:11.040 --> 0:29:14.680
<v Speaker 1>I understand. I want to make it very clear. I understand,

0:29:14.880 --> 0:29:18.880
<v Speaker 1>and I do know that like having open source news

0:29:19.120 --> 0:29:22.400
<v Speaker 1>that is like more unbiased than the news stations that

0:29:22.480 --> 0:29:26.320
<v Speaker 1>our fucking parents had is good. I understand that, but

0:29:28.360 --> 0:29:31.560
<v Speaker 1>it's too much. And also the misinformation is kind of crazy.

0:29:31.600 --> 0:29:34.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, now every bitch with doctor in her name

0:29:35.160 --> 0:29:38.840
<v Speaker 1>is on TikTok talking to me. Miss, you're an obg

0:29:39.200 --> 0:29:39.600
<v Speaker 1>y n.

0:29:40.880 --> 0:29:42.880
<v Speaker 2>Wait, I watched this documentar Why are you telling me?

0:29:43.080 --> 0:29:47.000
<v Speaker 2>I watched this documentary called Our Father. That shit was

0:29:47.240 --> 0:29:48.840
<v Speaker 2>fucking crazy. Have you heard of it?

0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:49.760
<v Speaker 1>Kaind No, it is.

0:29:50.080 --> 0:29:51.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. I don't want to spoil it because

0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I want everybody to go into it with like fresh eyes.

0:29:54.160 --> 0:29:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I will say it was like like a little disingenuous

0:29:59.760 --> 0:30:04.080
<v Speaker 2>and like like making light of a situation that like

0:30:04.280 --> 0:30:08.880
<v Speaker 2>is really fucking gnarly, And the documentary wasn't done the best,

0:30:09.000 --> 0:30:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Like it was like a little like not offensive, but

0:30:11.400 --> 0:30:13.080
<v Speaker 2>there's like a word there that I'm missing that I

0:30:13.200 --> 0:30:15.480
<v Speaker 2>was just like, like, it's a little weird that you

0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:19.160
<v Speaker 2>would make a documentary on yeah, or I don't know,

0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:22.520
<v Speaker 2>but it's about like I just don't want to say

0:30:22.520 --> 0:30:24.880
<v Speaker 2>anything because I went into it completely blind and like

0:30:25.080 --> 0:30:29.880
<v Speaker 2>I was, I haven't had my jaw dropped from a

0:30:30.040 --> 0:30:32.800
<v Speaker 2>documentary like this ever in my life. Like I was like,

0:30:33.000 --> 0:30:35.520
<v Speaker 2>and it was just one after another, like it just

0:30:35.680 --> 0:30:38.600
<v Speaker 2>kept going and going, and I was like, I was like,

0:30:38.720 --> 0:30:40.760
<v Speaker 2>are you fucking kidding me? And this dude is just

0:30:40.880 --> 0:30:44.720
<v Speaker 2>like a like is free, Like I don't.

0:30:44.560 --> 0:30:44.960
<v Speaker 4>Know it was.

0:30:45.720 --> 0:30:46.600
<v Speaker 2>It was really.

0:30:48.040 --> 0:30:49.400
<v Speaker 1>The Mormon documentary.

0:30:49.480 --> 0:30:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I need to watch that.

0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:53.720
<v Speaker 1>We should watch that after this. Yeah, but I have

0:30:53.800 --> 0:30:55.080
<v Speaker 1>to play Fortnite, so like.

0:30:55.240 --> 0:30:57.840
<v Speaker 2>I'll go to the smoke shop, get the bong, you

0:30:58.680 --> 0:30:59.440
<v Speaker 2>play Fortnite.

0:30:59.640 --> 0:31:04.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, happy birthday, And we're filming this on Devon's birthday.

0:31:04.040 --> 0:31:06.880
<v Speaker 1>And that even that like doesn't clarify it at all,

0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:09.200
<v Speaker 1>like us being like we have to go get the

0:31:09.240 --> 0:31:12.200
<v Speaker 1>bong first, and then oh, happy birthday Devon.

0:31:12.480 --> 0:31:15.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Well that's a little secret for us to get.

0:31:15.280 --> 0:31:20.680
<v Speaker 1>That's inside, that's insider trading secrets. Fuck oh Okay, I

0:31:20.760 --> 0:31:23.560
<v Speaker 1>have to squash this before it like gets too crazy.

0:31:23.720 --> 0:31:25.960
<v Speaker 1>But whoever is starting the rumor that I give like

0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:28.600
<v Speaker 1>the best head in the Greater Los Angeles area, in

0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:31.560
<v Speaker 1>the tri Say area needs to stop, not because it's

0:31:31.600 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 1>not true, but just because that puts like an immense

0:31:33.720 --> 0:31:34.600
<v Speaker 1>amount of pressure on me.

0:31:35.040 --> 0:31:38.520
<v Speaker 7>And then like yeah, because then when I like I

0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:41.520
<v Speaker 7>already like have to carry the burden of giving really

0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:43.800
<v Speaker 7>good head and that being like a known thing within

0:31:43.880 --> 0:31:45.400
<v Speaker 7>my life, we circle, we.

0:31:45.480 --> 0:31:48.400
<v Speaker 2>Have had so many conversations like I'm actually fucking tearing

0:31:48.520 --> 0:31:50.680
<v Speaker 2>up about it right now because it's just like it

0:31:50.800 --> 0:31:54.160
<v Speaker 2>really is hard that you have to live with the

0:31:54.320 --> 0:31:56.880
<v Speaker 2>throat goat like you are the throat goat, and now

0:31:56.960 --> 0:31:57.680
<v Speaker 2>that people know.

0:31:57.840 --> 0:32:01.080
<v Speaker 6>It, it's so it's scary much pressure, Like I don't

0:32:01.120 --> 0:32:02.880
<v Speaker 6>know what to do with it, And honestly, it gives

0:32:02.920 --> 0:32:05.840
<v Speaker 6>me performance anxiety because now going into the ring and

0:32:05.880 --> 0:32:07.719
<v Speaker 6>I'm like, oh my god, okay, like is my hair up?

0:32:07.760 --> 0:32:09.520
<v Speaker 1>Like am I good? Are my chains like tucked?

0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Like so they're not like like you're good? And every

0:32:12.720 --> 0:32:14.480
<v Speaker 2>time you freak out about it, you come out the

0:32:14.520 --> 0:32:16.200
<v Speaker 2>other side and you're like damn, like that was that

0:32:16.320 --> 0:32:16.640
<v Speaker 2>was better?

0:32:16.720 --> 0:32:17.200
<v Speaker 4>Than the last.

0:32:17.280 --> 0:32:18.800
<v Speaker 1>You know, like I know, I know, but yeah, you

0:32:18.840 --> 0:32:21.600
<v Speaker 1>guys have to stop it because like also, like so

0:32:21.680 --> 0:32:23.680
<v Speaker 1>many people are like trying to like tap in, and

0:32:23.760 --> 0:32:27.200
<v Speaker 1>it's just like I'm like I'm booked. I'm like literally

0:32:27.280 --> 0:32:32.240
<v Speaker 1>too busy to like get anybody else on the great No, no,

0:32:32.400 --> 0:32:34.600
<v Speaker 1>I actually can't. Then, like I genuinely thought about that,

0:32:34.680 --> 0:32:35.480
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna.

0:32:35.240 --> 0:32:39.120
<v Speaker 2>Go on like a nasty ramp, but like, no, he's

0:32:39.160 --> 0:32:41.040
<v Speaker 2>not fucking I know it. I know for a fact.

0:32:41.200 --> 0:32:43.800
<v Speaker 1>There there is like a picture of like a guy

0:32:43.880 --> 0:32:46.000
<v Speaker 1>who like has the similar build to him, who's like

0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:48.640
<v Speaker 1>has his back turned to the camera and his butt naked,

0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:51.200
<v Speaker 1>and like I was again, I was like, dude, one,

0:32:51.440 --> 0:32:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Drake is like a big man, but like not in

0:32:53.600 --> 0:32:56.880
<v Speaker 1>the way that I find a big man attractive. He's

0:32:56.920 --> 0:32:58.680
<v Speaker 1>like a bigger man in the sense I'm like, ill.

0:32:58.640 --> 0:33:00.800
<v Speaker 2>You like work out yourself so much.

0:33:01.000 --> 0:33:02.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, that's so embarrassing. You work out and you

0:33:02.800 --> 0:33:06.040
<v Speaker 1>like stay in the mirror, ye get a grip, get

0:33:06.120 --> 0:33:06.520
<v Speaker 1>a grip.

0:33:06.880 --> 0:33:10.400
<v Speaker 2>Well that's literally that's literally me. Now I'm like becoming

0:33:10.440 --> 0:33:12.120
<v Speaker 2>that I like look at myself in the mirror and

0:33:12.200 --> 0:33:12.640
<v Speaker 2>like I'm like.

0:33:15.160 --> 0:33:17.880
<v Speaker 1>When I go to workout classes. I do my very

0:33:17.960 --> 0:33:20.240
<v Speaker 1>best to not look in the mirror look at that,

0:33:20.400 --> 0:33:21.400
<v Speaker 1>because it freaks me out.

0:33:23.120 --> 0:33:25.960
<v Speaker 2>It's crazy, how big I am, like, it's crazy.

0:33:26.040 --> 0:33:29.120
<v Speaker 4>Fucking you did not hear a word that you just said. Huh,

0:33:31.640 --> 0:33:33.560
<v Speaker 4>you're just like looking at your own body and then

0:33:34.000 --> 0:33:38.800
<v Speaker 4>we're not here. Yeah, let me see your biceps, Keith Fox,

0:33:39.520 --> 0:33:48.120
<v Speaker 4>pull those out. Damn mad that. I feel like you

0:33:48.280 --> 0:33:50.880
<v Speaker 4>guys's biceps are like similar size.

0:33:51.000 --> 0:33:55.440
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, Oh, you made him mad? Like why are you

0:33:55.600 --> 0:33:58.640
<v Speaker 1>so mad being compared to a woman, Like why is that? Why?

0:34:00.040 --> 0:34:00.800
<v Speaker 4>Why is it even bad?

0:34:00.880 --> 0:34:01.160
<v Speaker 2>Wow?

0:34:02.000 --> 0:34:02.320
<v Speaker 1>Wow?

0:34:03.480 --> 0:34:06.440
<v Speaker 4>What does he do?

0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Is he crying?

0:34:09.719 --> 0:34:09.919
<v Speaker 2>Drew?

0:34:11.800 --> 0:34:13.600
<v Speaker 4>No, No, he walked in there and he was smiling,

0:34:13.640 --> 0:34:16.040
<v Speaker 4>and then I looked over and he put on like

0:34:16.120 --> 0:34:17.320
<v Speaker 4>a fake sad face.

0:34:21.719 --> 0:34:26.759
<v Speaker 1>Come on, you got a fucking water filoster and kept

0:34:26.840 --> 0:34:30.319
<v Speaker 1>squirting me with it. Yesterday I was doing the laun tree. Yeah,

0:34:30.960 --> 0:34:34.600
<v Speaker 1>he was squirting, yes, yeah, and I slipped in it

0:34:34.680 --> 0:34:36.239
<v Speaker 1>and I fell and I broke my two front tas.

0:34:36.320 --> 0:34:36.719
<v Speaker 2>I can't tell.

0:34:39.920 --> 0:34:42.160
<v Speaker 1>It feels pretty like it's powerful.

0:34:42.239 --> 0:34:45.239
<v Speaker 2>It hurts me really bad. It makes me bleed, like

0:34:45.560 --> 0:34:46.480
<v Speaker 2>floss makes me bleed.

0:34:46.640 --> 0:34:49.960
<v Speaker 1>I need that, maybe because I think I flost too aggressively.

0:34:50.040 --> 0:34:53.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm like a really aggressive like. Also, I'll squash it

0:34:53.440 --> 0:34:55.800
<v Speaker 1>right now, because everybody has always wondered why did I

0:34:55.840 --> 0:35:00.880
<v Speaker 1>take out my fucking uh smiley piercing. I took it

0:35:00.960 --> 0:35:03.399
<v Speaker 1>out because since I got like a really big one,

0:35:04.160 --> 0:35:06.759
<v Speaker 1>jurors hitting a jewel right now and he's embarrassed, so

0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:09.719
<v Speaker 1>he's turning. I got a really big one so it

0:35:09.760 --> 0:35:12.960
<v Speaker 1>would like sit slanted, and it made the gums on

0:35:13.160 --> 0:35:16.600
<v Speaker 1>my left big tooth raise the tiniest bit, and that

0:35:16.800 --> 0:35:21.439
<v Speaker 1>really scared me because I'm already a really like rough

0:35:21.680 --> 0:35:24.719
<v Speaker 1>toothbrusher because I give such good heads that sometimes when

0:35:24.760 --> 0:35:29.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, you get the do and I do

0:35:29.160 --> 0:35:33.640
<v Speaker 1>that with Wiener two, but I like brush my teeth

0:35:33.680 --> 0:35:36.520
<v Speaker 1>way too hard and that can lead to like your

0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:38.600
<v Speaker 1>gums raising, and then I just got really paranoid about it.

0:35:38.640 --> 0:35:40.040
<v Speaker 1>And basically what I'm trying to say is I need

0:35:40.360 --> 0:35:42.760
<v Speaker 1>to go to the dentist, which I'm going to tomorrow,

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:44.120
<v Speaker 1>and they're probably gonna tell me that I have like

0:35:44.160 --> 0:35:46.279
<v Speaker 1>four cavities and then my wisdom teeth are infected and

0:35:46.360 --> 0:35:51.320
<v Speaker 1>that like I have fuckingis yeah ginger bitis tonsilstones and

0:35:51.480 --> 0:35:54.239
<v Speaker 1>like I don't know what else. I don't know what

0:35:54.320 --> 0:35:55.040
<v Speaker 1>else and gum do.

0:35:57.000 --> 0:36:00.279
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm good. You're just like, oh no, I was

0:36:00.360 --> 0:36:01.440
<v Speaker 4>just like stretching my neck.

0:36:02.680 --> 0:36:03.840
<v Speaker 2>What are you stretching your neck for?

0:36:07.120 --> 0:36:10.280
<v Speaker 4>What do you think? True? What we do after every episode?

0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:10.719
<v Speaker 5>Say it?

0:36:11.880 --> 0:36:12.400
<v Speaker 2>Don't say it?

0:36:14.040 --> 0:36:17.600
<v Speaker 4>I throw out of you in the back of the apartment. Well,

0:36:17.640 --> 0:36:19.960
<v Speaker 4>and he's playing Fortnite and has no idea what's going on?

0:36:20.719 --> 0:36:21.560
<v Speaker 2>Why would you tell her that?

0:36:21.840 --> 0:36:23.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't need to know that. Now you're gonna

0:36:23.760 --> 0:36:26.800
<v Speaker 1>fuck with my game because I'm gonna be playing and

0:36:26.960 --> 0:36:29.080
<v Speaker 1>be scared for my life that that's what you guys

0:36:29.120 --> 0:36:29.520
<v Speaker 1>are doing.

0:36:29.880 --> 0:36:31.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh look, one of my hairs is in the.

0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:35.880
<v Speaker 1>Mic cool ending to an episode.

0:36:35.600 --> 0:36:38.080
<v Speaker 2>Like what just happens?

0:36:38.960 --> 0:36:41.000
<v Speaker 1>It's not over until it's not over till I say

0:36:41.000 --> 0:36:44.000
<v Speaker 1>it's over. Me and Ryan are so Lana del Rey

0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:44.880
<v Speaker 1>Vinyl vibes.

0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:45.520
<v Speaker 4>You know what.

0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:48.880
<v Speaker 1>I actually won't even say what we wait, bitch.

0:36:51.600 --> 0:36:52.160
<v Speaker 3>Deal Ray.

0:36:55.760 --> 0:36:57.839
<v Speaker 1>I can't even say what we've been getting into because

0:36:57.840 --> 0:36:59.200
<v Speaker 1>me and Ryan were talking about it and like I

0:36:59.360 --> 0:37:02.239
<v Speaker 1>was like, na because we were also granted crossfaded when

0:37:02.239 --> 0:37:03.920
<v Speaker 1>we were talking about this. I was like, not as

0:37:03.960 --> 0:37:07.200
<v Speaker 1>sounding like every fucking friends group, who's like, no, we

0:37:07.440 --> 0:37:11.520
<v Speaker 1>need a movie, like we need a show. But I

0:37:11.680 --> 0:37:13.600
<v Speaker 1>do want us to like start writing down the things

0:37:13.640 --> 0:37:16.520
<v Speaker 1>we do because me and O'Ryan are like, this is again.

0:37:16.640 --> 0:37:20.920
<v Speaker 1>I know this sounds so fucking annoying, and maybe we'll

0:37:21.200 --> 0:37:23.440
<v Speaker 1>get into a few of the like little shenanigans we

0:37:23.520 --> 0:37:26.640
<v Speaker 1>get into together when we have her on, but like

0:37:27.480 --> 0:37:31.440
<v Speaker 1>we do things that later on we're like, wait, why

0:37:31.600 --> 0:37:34.919
<v Speaker 1>was that so literally Lana del Rey Vinyl Sleigh? Yeah,

0:37:35.200 --> 0:37:36.960
<v Speaker 1>like why was that so tumblr?

0:37:37.680 --> 0:37:42.160
<v Speaker 2>Jiff Reblug, I cannot believe at the same time you

0:37:42.280 --> 0:37:44.680
<v Speaker 2>were living your Lona del Ray fantasy, I was also

0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:47.560
<v Speaker 2>doing it and it was not like talked about between us.

0:37:47.600 --> 0:37:52.000
<v Speaker 2>But I was sitting in my school parking lot listening to.

0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:54.279
<v Speaker 1>I know I wasn't talked about because I thought I

0:37:54.320 --> 0:37:54.920
<v Speaker 1>was gonna date you.

0:37:55.680 --> 0:37:59.200
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, I mean like this past few days.

0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:02.279
<v Speaker 1>I think when we were teenagers, I was like, girl,

0:38:02.320 --> 0:38:03.600
<v Speaker 1>I know why. I didn't think you were a lot

0:38:03.640 --> 0:38:04.719
<v Speaker 1>of fans like I can.

0:38:04.680 --> 0:38:08.319
<v Speaker 2>Name no, no, no, I we were living Orlana del

0:38:08.360 --> 0:38:09.879
<v Speaker 2>Ray fantasies at the same time.

0:38:10.160 --> 0:38:11.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, this past the past few.

0:38:11.880 --> 0:38:15.480
<v Speaker 2>Days and it was lit I like freaked out in

0:38:15.560 --> 0:38:17.200
<v Speaker 2>the parking. I was like, holy shit, this is the

0:38:17.239 --> 0:38:18.080
<v Speaker 2>best album ever made.

0:38:18.239 --> 0:38:22.600
<v Speaker 1>Simply Born to Die. Yeah, And honestly, Ultra Violence are

0:38:22.680 --> 0:38:24.640
<v Speaker 1>like you can't, you.

0:38:24.719 --> 0:38:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Can't, Pete, don't compete where you don't compare.

0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:32.080
<v Speaker 1>Also, I've said it once and I'll side again, true

0:38:32.560 --> 0:38:36.960
<v Speaker 1>or true Romance by Charlie. I always almost say chemical Romance.

0:38:37.040 --> 0:38:41.400
<v Speaker 1>It's true Romance by Charlie XCX that album. Are you

0:38:41.560 --> 0:38:42.320
<v Speaker 1>fucking kidding me?

0:38:42.719 --> 0:38:44.840
<v Speaker 2>Like it like it dies?

0:38:45.880 --> 0:38:54.799
<v Speaker 1>No one compared to you. This only oh my god,

0:38:55.800 --> 0:39:04.680
<v Speaker 1>oh wake up from miss and night? Oh god, wait? No,

0:39:05.680 --> 0:39:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Like the thing is I remember when I was I've

0:39:07.719 --> 0:39:09.560
<v Speaker 1>said this also before. I'm just repeating, Shit, I don't

0:39:09.560 --> 0:39:11.160
<v Speaker 1>give a fuck fuck you, fuck you and your mom,

0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:12.920
<v Speaker 1>and you're fucking ugly and you smell like fuck it's sweaty,

0:39:12.920 --> 0:39:13.600
<v Speaker 1>pussing balls far.

0:39:13.800 --> 0:39:14.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:39:17.280 --> 0:39:19.800
<v Speaker 1>But I remember when I was like seventeen and I

0:39:19.840 --> 0:39:22.800
<v Speaker 1>would see like twenty five year olds talking about like, oh.

0:39:22.760 --> 0:39:25.719
<v Speaker 6>My god, like I miss being like a teenager. There

0:39:25.800 --> 0:39:27.680
<v Speaker 6>was just something so like sweet about that, and I

0:39:27.760 --> 0:39:29.799
<v Speaker 6>was like, grow the fuck up. You are so fucking weird.

0:39:29.840 --> 0:39:31.759
<v Speaker 6>What the fuck are you talking about right now? As

0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:33.480
<v Speaker 6>if I don't listen to old music, and I'm.

0:39:33.360 --> 0:39:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Like, what, Like, I actually I would rather fucking die

0:39:41.840 --> 0:39:44.560
<v Speaker 1>two times over than be fifteen again because it was

0:39:44.680 --> 0:39:47.160
<v Speaker 1>genuinely like the worst time in my life and so boring.

0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:49.719
<v Speaker 1>But the feelings, the feelings, because they.

0:39:49.680 --> 0:39:53.520
<v Speaker 2>Were all so new, It was so rough, real, it

0:39:53.680 --> 0:39:56.879
<v Speaker 2>was all happening and the world wasn't ending yet.

0:39:57.200 --> 0:39:59.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also, to be fair, like I say that right

0:39:59.480 --> 0:40:01.600
<v Speaker 1>now as if I don't think back to being like twenty,

0:40:01.640 --> 0:40:03.520
<v Speaker 1>and I feel like that about being twenty, So like

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:06.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm just literally like I am one of those people,

0:40:06.160 --> 0:40:08.200
<v Speaker 1>which I feel like most people our age are now,

0:40:08.480 --> 0:40:11.840
<v Speaker 1>where like I cannot enjoy the now for the goddamn

0:40:11.960 --> 0:40:15.040
<v Speaker 1>fucking life of me, Like I cannot. It's rare. I'm

0:40:15.040 --> 0:40:17.560
<v Speaker 1>in a moment and I'm like, no, that's kind of

0:40:17.560 --> 0:40:19.560
<v Speaker 1>a lie. Like I find myself being grateful for being

0:40:19.600 --> 0:40:23.120
<v Speaker 1>in moments, but I enjoy things so much better at

0:40:23.280 --> 0:40:26.080
<v Speaker 1>least two days later. Yeah, a week later, me and

0:40:26.120 --> 0:40:27.879
<v Speaker 1>I E were talking about that. We're like, I was like, dude,

0:40:27.880 --> 0:40:29.920
<v Speaker 1>when we were walking around together, I was like, literally,

0:40:30.040 --> 0:40:32.279
<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be like the kind of things we

0:40:32.400 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 1>think about when we're like forty and we're hanging out

0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:39.120
<v Speaker 1>together and we're like, oh my god, like we were

0:40:39.239 --> 0:40:41.400
<v Speaker 1>like just young and like doing shit. And then she

0:40:41.520 --> 0:40:43.000
<v Speaker 1>was like, bitch, I'm gonna feel like that in two days,

0:40:43.040 --> 0:40:43.560
<v Speaker 1>and I was like sure.

0:40:43.920 --> 0:40:46.359
<v Speaker 2>There was like seven months where I was like, oh,

0:40:46.800 --> 0:40:49.120
<v Speaker 2>like I'm like living in the moment, this is the

0:40:49.200 --> 0:40:51.880
<v Speaker 2>best life ever. I like am so grateful for everything

0:40:51.920 --> 0:40:53.800
<v Speaker 2>that I have. And then like in the last like

0:40:53.920 --> 0:40:56.279
<v Speaker 2>two months, like for some reason, I have been like

0:40:56.960 --> 0:41:01.160
<v Speaker 2>the most scared of literally everything ever. Like I feel

0:41:01.200 --> 0:41:02.839
<v Speaker 2>that like me and you both when you were talking

0:41:02.880 --> 0:41:04.759
<v Speaker 2>about it last night, I was like, dude, like, now

0:41:04.840 --> 0:41:08.320
<v Speaker 2>that I think about it, like like something also happened

0:41:08.320 --> 0:41:11.040
<v Speaker 2>to me where I'm like, dude, like I am like

0:41:11.800 --> 0:41:15.200
<v Speaker 2>like freaked out about everything, like everything all the time,

0:41:15.239 --> 0:41:17.760
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like like I'm freaked out about my future.

0:41:17.960 --> 0:41:20.239
<v Speaker 2>Like and I for like seven months I was like, dude,

0:41:20.280 --> 0:41:21.640
<v Speaker 2>like I don't give a fuck, But like all of

0:41:21.719 --> 0:41:22.560
<v Speaker 2>a sudden, now I care.

0:41:22.640 --> 0:41:26.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh no, And what's sadness. It's not even

0:41:26.120 --> 0:41:27.840
<v Speaker 1>a care in the way that like I would like

0:41:27.920 --> 0:41:29.560
<v Speaker 1>for it to be a care. It's a care in

0:41:29.600 --> 0:41:31.800
<v Speaker 1>a way that like I feel impending doom and not

0:41:31.920 --> 0:41:34.920
<v Speaker 1>even just like because of news. It's literally I like

0:41:35.320 --> 0:41:37.120
<v Speaker 1>I spoke to my therapist about it, like come on,

0:41:38.239 --> 0:41:41.279
<v Speaker 1>and I will be seeing a psychiatrist, but I'm seeing

0:41:41.280 --> 0:41:43.279
<v Speaker 1>a psychiatrist in a way that like so basically I

0:41:43.320 --> 0:41:46.120
<v Speaker 1>spoke to my therapist and we came to the conclusion that, like,

0:41:46.239 --> 0:41:49.279
<v Speaker 1>I think what would help me is validation on like

0:41:49.560 --> 0:41:51.960
<v Speaker 1>the like anxiety and shit I've been feeling because I've

0:41:51.960 --> 0:41:53.560
<v Speaker 1>been feeling like and I think I mentioned this a

0:41:53.600 --> 0:41:57.200
<v Speaker 1>few episodes episodes ago, I've been feeling like intense anxiety

0:41:57.400 --> 0:42:00.680
<v Speaker 1>like I've never had before. I've never been like a

0:42:00.760 --> 0:42:04.320
<v Speaker 1>super anxious person. Like I've definitely had anxiety, but not

0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:07.000
<v Speaker 1>the way it is now. Like now it's almost like debilitating.

0:42:07.160 --> 0:42:09.480
<v Speaker 1>Like Drew went out of town and I was home

0:42:09.480 --> 0:42:12.160
<v Speaker 1>alone for three days, and I enjoyed like being alone,

0:42:12.719 --> 0:42:15.319
<v Speaker 1>but there was like a part of like this anxiety

0:42:15.440 --> 0:42:17.680
<v Speaker 1>that came with it that like when I had to

0:42:17.760 --> 0:42:19.880
<v Speaker 1>leave the house, it took me. I wish this was

0:42:19.920 --> 0:42:23.000
<v Speaker 1>a joke, like two hours to like muster up the

0:42:23.040 --> 0:42:25.080
<v Speaker 1>courage to actually stand up and leave the house. Like

0:42:25.200 --> 0:42:27.040
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I was like okay, Like I was

0:42:27.120 --> 0:42:28.759
<v Speaker 1>fully ready to go, and I was like I'm gonna leave.

0:42:28.760 --> 0:42:29.840
<v Speaker 1>But then I was like, dude, I'm gonna leave it.

0:42:29.840 --> 0:42:31.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna getkilled. I'm gonna leave it. I'm gonna die.

0:42:31.400 --> 0:42:33.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna leave in. This is gonna happen. I'm gonna

0:42:33.040 --> 0:42:34.719
<v Speaker 1>leave in the fucking fires, the stove is on, I'm

0:42:34.719 --> 0:42:36.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna leave in like azo eat something that kills her.

0:42:36.680 --> 0:42:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Like it's insane the way my brain like attacks me

0:42:41.200 --> 0:42:44.680
<v Speaker 1>and then I freak out and spiral into almost a

0:42:44.800 --> 0:42:47.600
<v Speaker 1>panic attack, but like I don't I don't get like

0:42:47.680 --> 0:42:52.120
<v Speaker 1>the hyperventilating and like those reactions of it. It's literally

0:42:52.360 --> 0:42:56.279
<v Speaker 1>just me freaking out and being like incapable of being

0:42:56.320 --> 0:43:02.720
<v Speaker 1>assisted for twenty minutes. And then after freak out, I'm like, now.

0:43:05.440 --> 0:43:05.800
<v Speaker 5>What was that?

0:43:07.000 --> 0:43:09.839
<v Speaker 1>What was that? Like I was being crazy? But yeah,

0:43:10.920 --> 0:43:13.640
<v Speaker 1>so I'll be seeing as I'll let you guys know

0:43:13.880 --> 0:43:17.800
<v Speaker 1>what I'm told. I don't know why I said all that.

0:43:18.120 --> 0:43:19.240
<v Speaker 1>Now I feel like I overshared.

0:43:21.040 --> 0:43:24.160
<v Speaker 2>We need to do a drunk episode, I know, or

0:43:24.320 --> 0:43:25.840
<v Speaker 2>and also a high episode.

0:43:25.880 --> 0:43:28.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that I'm that interesting like drunk though,

0:43:28.560 --> 0:43:30.960
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know if I say anything like necessarily

0:43:31.160 --> 0:43:36.440
<v Speaker 1>funny yeah or hi, oh my god, bitch. Hi, I

0:43:36.680 --> 0:43:39.400
<v Speaker 1>just like I am the bitch who's like, I'm so

0:43:39.520 --> 0:43:41.600
<v Speaker 1>giggly right now. I'll never forget one time I was

0:43:41.640 --> 0:43:51.800
<v Speaker 1>smoking with a guy I liked. Tell me why we

0:43:51.880 --> 0:43:54.759
<v Speaker 1>were watching We were watching funny videos. Bitch, fuck you,

0:43:55.200 --> 0:43:58.759
<v Speaker 1>he was a fucking cunt. Yeah, we were laying down

0:43:58.840 --> 0:44:02.640
<v Speaker 1>watching videos and we had just smoked and I was

0:44:02.800 --> 0:44:04.640
<v Speaker 1>high as fucking giggling my ass off.

0:44:05.000 --> 0:44:05.560
<v Speaker 4>Tell me why.

0:44:05.680 --> 0:44:10.560
<v Speaker 1>He deadpan turns to me and is like, why are

0:44:10.600 --> 0:44:13.560
<v Speaker 1>you laughing so much? Like literally, like what like you

0:44:13.760 --> 0:44:15.880
<v Speaker 1>You're like, you got way too high because this is

0:44:16.000 --> 0:44:16.640
<v Speaker 1>not that funny.

0:44:16.719 --> 0:44:18.080
<v Speaker 2>You're high right now?

0:44:18.600 --> 0:44:20.319
<v Speaker 1>And then yes, I did have sex with him twenty

0:44:20.320 --> 0:44:25.719
<v Speaker 1>minutes later, you're so high, But honestly, like, that's just

0:44:25.880 --> 0:44:30.520
<v Speaker 1>that's the joy of being a young twenty something having

0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:33.719
<v Speaker 1>sex with a fucking loser. That's that's honestly. We all

0:44:33.760 --> 0:44:35.480
<v Speaker 1>gotta get through it. We all gotta get through it.

0:44:36.200 --> 0:44:39.800
<v Speaker 1>Me not me, But yeah, I'll never forget that. That

0:44:40.000 --> 0:44:40.839
<v Speaker 1>was so human.

0:44:40.920 --> 0:44:43.360
<v Speaker 2>Actually, every person I've ever had sex with is a loser.

0:44:44.000 --> 0:44:47.080
<v Speaker 2>Cut it. You need to cut it, dude.

0:44:47.360 --> 0:44:49.920
<v Speaker 1>Being personal online makes me so uncomfortable. Now, I get

0:44:50.000 --> 0:44:50.480
<v Speaker 1>so scared.

0:44:51.080 --> 0:44:53.840
<v Speaker 2>That's how we built our audiences though I know, but.

0:44:53.960 --> 0:44:57.480
<v Speaker 1>I've talked about it before. But yeah, oh, actually you

0:44:57.560 --> 0:44:59.080
<v Speaker 1>know what to make up for all the cuts?

0:45:00.280 --> 0:45:00.520
<v Speaker 4>Do you?

0:45:00.719 --> 0:45:04.799
<v Speaker 1>Actually? This is such a sexually based question, and I'm

0:45:04.800 --> 0:45:07.080
<v Speaker 1>always like, why do so many sex burns reach out

0:45:07.080 --> 0:45:10.759
<v Speaker 1>to us? And this is why I think sixty nine

0:45:11.000 --> 0:45:14.080
<v Speaker 1>is one of the like biggest fucking Well, you're the

0:45:14.080 --> 0:45:15.879
<v Speaker 1>one who brought up earlier, but it had me thinking

0:45:16.120 --> 0:45:18.240
<v Speaker 1>I mentioned this in my video and I didn't explain

0:45:18.320 --> 0:45:22.080
<v Speaker 1>it correctly, but like sixty nine is the biggest scam

0:45:22.480 --> 0:45:23.200
<v Speaker 1>of all time?

0:45:23.400 --> 0:45:24.480
<v Speaker 2>Like to me?

0:45:25.200 --> 0:45:28.719
<v Speaker 1>To me like that is like I think, why the

0:45:29.080 --> 0:45:31.840
<v Speaker 1>fuck would I want to be putting in work like

0:45:32.000 --> 0:45:36.080
<v Speaker 1>I enjoy doing that job? Like I'll like like I've

0:45:36.120 --> 0:45:39.279
<v Speaker 1>been I've been given a promotion to the captain of

0:45:39.320 --> 0:45:42.560
<v Speaker 1>the ship, Like I am good at the job. Bitch,

0:45:42.640 --> 0:45:44.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to clock in when you're clocking in

0:45:44.320 --> 0:45:46.239
<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, what the fuck is the fuck? Like, No,

0:45:46.480 --> 0:45:48.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't like, I don't agree with it. I think

0:45:48.360 --> 0:45:53.040
<v Speaker 1>it is a scam. Can I just lay down, bitch? Please?

0:45:53.320 --> 0:45:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Can I?

0:45:54.200 --> 0:45:54.400
<v Speaker 4>Can? I?

0:45:55.440 --> 0:45:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Can I live?

0:45:56.360 --> 0:46:02.560
<v Speaker 2>Can I fucking live? And that's my Yes, I love it.

0:46:02.800 --> 0:46:03.400
<v Speaker 2>It's fun.

0:46:04.000 --> 0:46:06.279
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't have fun. I don't have fun. I'm like,

0:46:06.360 --> 0:46:10.160
<v Speaker 1>I want to have fun on my that let me,

0:46:11.320 --> 0:46:13.600
<v Speaker 1>let's see what this mattress feels like on my back

0:46:13.719 --> 0:46:18.160
<v Speaker 1>right now that I'm oversharing so crazy.

0:46:18.440 --> 0:46:21.520
<v Speaker 2>One last thing that I wanted to well, there's two technically,

0:46:21.600 --> 0:46:26.600
<v Speaker 2>but I'm only gonna share one. But in Texas or

0:46:26.719 --> 0:46:29.040
<v Speaker 2>just literally anywhere, like, but I noticed it happening a

0:46:29.120 --> 0:46:32.200
<v Speaker 2>bunch in Texas. I would like, like whether I was

0:46:32.239 --> 0:46:34.759
<v Speaker 2>at the movies, or we were walking around the mall

0:46:34.920 --> 0:46:37.560
<v Speaker 2>with my sister, or like we were at a restaurant

0:46:37.680 --> 0:46:44.040
<v Speaker 2>or something. I get intints like intin like visceral fear

0:46:44.600 --> 0:46:47.000
<v Speaker 2>in my body when I see like a group of

0:46:47.160 --> 0:46:50.640
<v Speaker 2>like sixteen year old seventeen year olds, fourteen year olds

0:46:50.719 --> 0:46:54.200
<v Speaker 2>even like, I am so scared. And it's not even

0:46:54.280 --> 0:46:57.280
<v Speaker 2>like I'm physically afraid of them. It's like I'm scared

0:46:57.320 --> 0:47:00.160
<v Speaker 2>of what they're thinking about me, yeah, and saying me

0:47:00.760 --> 0:47:03.600
<v Speaker 2>because I was sixteen once and I was a mean person.

0:47:03.920 --> 0:47:06.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I was a fucking bastard. Yeah I didn't give

0:47:06.280 --> 0:47:06.840
<v Speaker 1>a fun.

0:47:07.040 --> 0:47:09.759
<v Speaker 2>Literally and I have no reason too. It's like, yeah, like,

0:47:09.840 --> 0:47:11.520
<v Speaker 2>what are you gonna hit me? I'm sixteen years old,

0:47:11.600 --> 0:47:13.440
<v Speaker 2>but I will hit a sixteen year old. I don't

0:47:13.480 --> 0:47:15.000
<v Speaker 2>give a up. I am sixteen years.

0:47:14.920 --> 0:47:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you are gonna say you are sixteen, so it's

0:47:16.520 --> 0:47:17.080
<v Speaker 1>a fair fights.

0:47:17.120 --> 0:47:19.919
<v Speaker 2>I'll be sixteen forever. Yeah, but no, like I will

0:47:19.960 --> 0:47:20.879
<v Speaker 2>hit a sixteen year old.

0:47:21.200 --> 0:47:24.200
<v Speaker 1>They're just fucking evil. Like I'm not kidding my people.

0:47:24.400 --> 0:47:28.760
<v Speaker 1>Thirteen sixteen or like the worst. I was the worst

0:47:28.920 --> 0:47:29.680
<v Speaker 1>version of myself.

0:47:30.040 --> 0:47:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, literally in my teen years. The one of the

0:47:32.640 --> 0:47:35.719
<v Speaker 2>reasons why that like popped up into my fucking head

0:47:35.840 --> 0:47:38.440
<v Speaker 2>was because we were in Walmart, me and Madelin and

0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:41.239
<v Speaker 2>Steve and and we were getting what were we fucking getting? Oh,

0:47:41.320 --> 0:47:43.799
<v Speaker 2>we went for your PS five but they didn't fucking

0:47:43.880 --> 0:47:47.520
<v Speaker 2>have it. But we were like walking around the Walmart

0:47:47.640 --> 0:47:50.560
<v Speaker 2>in grand Berry and I love that place. It's my sanctuary.

0:47:50.640 --> 0:47:54.600
<v Speaker 2>I love people watching there. And then we're just like

0:47:54.680 --> 0:47:56.400
<v Speaker 2>walking through the toy aisles because I'm like, I need

0:47:56.520 --> 0:47:58.680
<v Speaker 2>to get like a fidget toy or something while I'm here.

0:47:58.880 --> 0:48:01.279
<v Speaker 2>I ended up getting one, but we're like walking through

0:48:01.440 --> 0:48:05.799
<v Speaker 2>and then these like young hick ass like camo wearing

0:48:05.960 --> 0:48:09.200
<v Speaker 2>boot clicking like kids like walk up to me and

0:48:09.320 --> 0:48:11.560
<v Speaker 2>it's like yo, like will you be in my TikTok.

0:48:11.560 --> 0:48:13.400
<v Speaker 2>I'll give you a dollar. And at first I was like, oh,

0:48:13.480 --> 0:48:15.880
<v Speaker 2>he probably knows who I am, like, okay, whatever, and

0:48:15.960 --> 0:48:17.319
<v Speaker 2>then he was I was like no, I'm not going

0:48:17.400 --> 0:48:19.440
<v Speaker 2>to do that, and then he like talked to Maddeline

0:48:19.440 --> 0:48:21.080
<v Speaker 2>and Steven was like, being my TikTok, I'll give you

0:48:21.120 --> 0:48:24.399
<v Speaker 2>a dollar, and Maddalin and Steven were like, no, we're

0:48:24.440 --> 0:48:25.840
<v Speaker 2>not doing that. And then they were like, come on,

0:48:26.120 --> 0:48:28.040
<v Speaker 2>just like do it, like please please, and they were

0:48:28.120 --> 0:48:30.440
<v Speaker 2>like being like really aggressive and we were like I

0:48:30.560 --> 0:48:32.440
<v Speaker 2>was like, fine, we'll fucking do it. Whatever. And he

0:48:32.480 --> 0:48:34.120
<v Speaker 2>pulls out his money and like I'm not taking your money,

0:48:34.160 --> 0:48:36.080
<v Speaker 2>like I'll just be in your stupid fucking TikTok whatever.

0:48:36.520 --> 0:48:39.520
<v Speaker 2>And then they're like sitting there and the kids scrolling

0:48:39.560 --> 0:48:41.840
<v Speaker 2>through his sounds and he has some really really gnarly

0:48:42.000 --> 0:48:46.120
<v Speaker 2>sounds like on TikTok, like really gnarly shit, and then

0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:47.600
<v Speaker 2>he's like I don't know which one to pick, and

0:48:47.640 --> 0:48:49.640
<v Speaker 2>then the one of the friends like with the cash,

0:48:49.760 --> 0:48:52.279
<v Speaker 2>leans over and it's like like you should do like

0:48:52.400 --> 0:48:54.000
<v Speaker 2>this one blah blah blah blah, and I didn't hear

0:48:54.040 --> 0:48:56.360
<v Speaker 2>what he said, and then they both started laughing out loud,

0:48:56.880 --> 0:48:59.680
<v Speaker 2>and they picked the sound, turned the audio down on

0:48:59.760 --> 0:49:02.360
<v Speaker 2>the and it was all five of us in frame,

0:49:03.440 --> 0:49:05.680
<v Speaker 2>and then the two kids that asked us to me

0:49:05.760 --> 0:49:08.360
<v Speaker 2>in the TikTok like walked out after one second. And

0:49:08.480 --> 0:49:11.040
<v Speaker 2>it was like, like, I don't know what it said,

0:49:11.080 --> 0:49:14.800
<v Speaker 2>but it was definitely like in the preface like before,

0:49:16.200 --> 0:49:17.920
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I don't know any TikTok dances and

0:49:18.040 --> 0:49:20.719
<v Speaker 2>he was like, oh well, Like I was like, what

0:49:20.840 --> 0:49:22.000
<v Speaker 2>audio are you going to use? And he was like

0:49:22.760 --> 0:49:25.799
<v Speaker 2>you shouldn't. You shouldn't care because you're not emo or gay.

0:49:25.840 --> 0:49:28.840
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, girl, you have no idea. You

0:49:29.000 --> 0:49:32.680
<v Speaker 2>have no idea because I'm not. And so like I

0:49:32.880 --> 0:49:35.719
<v Speaker 2>was assuming obviously like oh, this is like it's like

0:49:35.800 --> 0:49:38.840
<v Speaker 2>a yeah, like a fucked up audio that's like like

0:49:39.400 --> 0:49:41.640
<v Speaker 2>if you're gay, like stay in frame or something like that.

0:49:41.719 --> 0:49:43.759
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, okay, like fucking losers. And then

0:49:43.760 --> 0:49:45.680
<v Speaker 2>I thought about it more and I was like, these

0:49:45.800 --> 0:49:48.080
<v Speaker 2>kids are freaks, and I bet this is a crazy

0:49:48.120 --> 0:49:48.920
<v Speaker 2>audio because.

0:49:48.680 --> 0:49:51.680
<v Speaker 1>I I was gonna say, like, I haven't heard any

0:49:51.760 --> 0:49:54.279
<v Speaker 1>crazy TikTok audios, but I can only imagine that there's

0:49:54.320 --> 0:49:55.960
<v Speaker 1>a side that's it's like fucking.

0:49:55.800 --> 0:49:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Four chance, Yeah, exactly, That's what it felt like. So

0:49:58.680 --> 0:50:01.000
<v Speaker 2>then like the kids walked away and started like like

0:50:01.280 --> 0:50:03.879
<v Speaker 2>laugh like laughing really loud at the end of the hall,

0:50:04.200 --> 0:50:06.080
<v Speaker 2>and Madam walked out of frame. I walked out a

0:50:06.120 --> 0:50:07.480
<v Speaker 2>frame and it was just Stephen, And then I felt

0:50:07.520 --> 0:50:09.560
<v Speaker 2>bad for just being Steven, so I like walked back

0:50:09.600 --> 0:50:11.879
<v Speaker 2>in frame and like got big in the camera or whatever.

0:50:12.040 --> 0:50:13.880
<v Speaker 2>And then like I thought about it more and I

0:50:14.000 --> 0:50:17.080
<v Speaker 2>was like, Okay, I whatever, this is, like I do

0:50:17.239 --> 0:50:19.160
<v Speaker 2>not want this on the internet. So I just deleted

0:50:19.160 --> 0:50:23.160
<v Speaker 2>the video and we walked away and they screamed at us,

0:50:23.280 --> 0:50:25.239
<v Speaker 2>like I was actually terrified. I was like, oh, They're

0:50:25.239 --> 0:50:26.960
<v Speaker 2>gonna like come like hit me, and I'm like, funck,

0:50:26.960 --> 0:50:28.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to beat up a fourteen year old,

0:50:28.480 --> 0:50:30.200
<v Speaker 2>Like what the fuck, I'm gonna grab this skateboard.

0:50:30.320 --> 0:50:32.040
<v Speaker 1>I wish I was there because I would have been

0:50:32.120 --> 0:50:34.080
<v Speaker 1>such a fucking cun to them. I would have broken

0:50:34.120 --> 0:50:36.759
<v Speaker 1>their dude. And there were two there were fourteen year

0:50:36.760 --> 0:50:39.280
<v Speaker 1>old I would have fucking broken there were two girls

0:50:39.320 --> 0:50:40.360
<v Speaker 1>with him, fucking evil.

0:50:40.480 --> 0:50:42.520
<v Speaker 2>No, there were two girls with him that like were

0:50:42.600 --> 0:50:44.879
<v Speaker 2>calling us like crazy names, and I was like, dude,

0:50:45.320 --> 0:50:48.680
<v Speaker 2>this is crazy. I am literally being bullied and hate

0:50:48.719 --> 0:50:52.239
<v Speaker 2>crimed in Walmart right now, Like this is crazy. Like

0:50:52.640 --> 0:50:55.480
<v Speaker 2>I wish i'd heard the audio before I deleted the video,

0:50:55.640 --> 0:50:57.760
<v Speaker 2>but like I was so scared, so I just deleted

0:50:57.800 --> 0:50:58.160
<v Speaker 2>it and walked.

0:50:58.200 --> 0:51:02.880
<v Speaker 4>Would you look up em on TikTok? No, I'll do it.

0:51:03.960 --> 0:51:06.600
<v Speaker 2>It's so grave. You're so great that no, I doubt.

0:51:06.640 --> 0:51:08.640
<v Speaker 2>It's like I don't know.

0:51:08.680 --> 0:51:11.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't thing you get fine by looking that up.

0:51:11.320 --> 0:51:13.480
<v Speaker 1>I bet I think you have to be on like

0:51:13.719 --> 0:51:15.400
<v Speaker 1>the scary pipeline of technoo.

0:51:15.480 --> 0:51:16.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, what is it?

0:51:17.680 --> 0:51:17.839
<v Speaker 4>All?

0:51:17.920 --> 0:51:18.080
<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:51:18.200 --> 0:51:18.520
<v Speaker 4>Side?

0:51:18.719 --> 0:51:22.920
<v Speaker 1>All right pipeline? Yeah, my fucking little wiener. That's terrifying it.

0:51:22.920 --> 0:51:24.839
<v Speaker 1>I would beat the fuck out of them. Kids are

0:51:24.960 --> 0:51:26.640
<v Speaker 1>so mean, they're getting progressively more.

0:51:26.560 --> 0:51:28.320
<v Speaker 2>Mean because of shit like it's being rewarded.

0:51:28.440 --> 0:51:32.080
<v Speaker 1>Crazy how like TikTok is really a reward system for

0:51:32.200 --> 0:51:35.000
<v Speaker 1>being fucking evil because everyone's trying to get top comment

0:51:35.080 --> 0:51:37.839
<v Speaker 1>for being a fucking cunt, which is crazy because it's

0:51:37.840 --> 0:51:39.879
<v Speaker 1>also one of the platforms where people are so quick

0:51:39.960 --> 0:51:42.520
<v Speaker 1>to like jump down someone's throat and like play the

0:51:42.600 --> 0:51:44.600
<v Speaker 1>moral high ground games. I'm like, damn, pick a side

0:51:44.640 --> 0:51:46.880
<v Speaker 1>because like I literally could post something right now, and

0:51:46.960 --> 0:51:49.560
<v Speaker 1>if someone got a good quip at me of calling

0:51:49.640 --> 0:51:52.480
<v Speaker 1>me fucking ugly and stinky in a fucking freak, it

0:51:52.520 --> 0:51:53.439
<v Speaker 1>would get top comment.

0:51:53.520 --> 0:51:55.759
<v Speaker 2>Y'all be like ha ha ha. I mean literally, any

0:51:56.040 --> 0:51:58.399
<v Speaker 2>video we post the top comment, like which I don't

0:51:58.440 --> 0:52:00.560
<v Speaker 2>give a ship because I know it's coming from any place,

0:52:00.640 --> 0:52:02.960
<v Speaker 2>But like, there are people that see these top comments

0:52:03.000 --> 0:52:05.399
<v Speaker 2>about me being like a fucking freak or something, yeah,

0:52:05.440 --> 0:52:08.360
<v Speaker 2>and like being and thinking it serious and like enjoying that,

0:52:08.480 --> 0:52:10.640
<v Speaker 2>which I literally don't give a shit, but like for

0:52:10.840 --> 0:52:13.680
<v Speaker 2>like the random local that like posts a TikTok that

0:52:13.719 --> 0:52:15.880
<v Speaker 2>gets one hundred and fifty thousand likes, like, and then

0:52:16.000 --> 0:52:18.200
<v Speaker 2>all of the comments are making fun of them. I'm like, damn,

0:52:18.320 --> 0:52:21.600
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't know if they realize that these people

0:52:21.800 --> 0:52:24.759
<v Speaker 2>aren't joking or they are joking, but like they're still

0:52:24.800 --> 0:52:28.399
<v Speaker 2>saying mean things. It's crazy, just like TikTok is sick

0:52:28.520 --> 0:52:31.120
<v Speaker 2>and twisted, but I still love it. I still scroll

0:52:31.200 --> 0:52:33.440
<v Speaker 2>on it. Let's check my screen time from Texas.

0:52:35.040 --> 0:52:36.160
<v Speaker 1>TikTok still wins.

0:52:36.680 --> 0:52:37.480
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's check.

0:52:37.560 --> 0:52:39.600
<v Speaker 1>That's such a crazy story, Like why did that make

0:52:39.680 --> 0:52:40.239
<v Speaker 1>me so mad?

0:52:40.640 --> 0:52:42.440
<v Speaker 2>It freaked me out literally body.

0:52:42.200 --> 0:52:43.960
<v Speaker 1>Slam a child if they acted like that with me,

0:52:44.680 --> 0:52:48.799
<v Speaker 1>and you can quote me on that. Oh, Brian's gonna

0:52:48.800 --> 0:52:51.640
<v Speaker 1>be like, hey, like we don't know if we want

0:52:51.680 --> 0:52:54.080
<v Speaker 1>to work with her, because recently in a podcast episode,

0:52:54.160 --> 0:52:58.160
<v Speaker 1>she said that she would body slam a child, and like,

0:52:58.239 --> 0:53:00.640
<v Speaker 1>that's kind of fucked up. Remember when it was like

0:53:00.680 --> 0:53:02.560
<v Speaker 1>top tier comedy to talk about how you wanted to

0:53:02.680 --> 0:53:05.080
<v Speaker 1>like literally squish kids the bottom of your foot.

0:53:05.400 --> 0:53:09.600
<v Speaker 2>Like, what was I doing like July tenth through the

0:53:09.680 --> 0:53:14.200
<v Speaker 2>seventh seventeenth on iPhone? I guess no, it looks like

0:53:14.360 --> 0:53:18.239
<v Speaker 2>it's an hour and fifty two minutes, Like, look, this

0:53:19.520 --> 0:53:23.480
<v Speaker 2>is twenty three minutes, twenty one minutes, eleven minutes, sixteen minutes.

0:53:23.760 --> 0:53:28.479
<v Speaker 2>I've never done that. Was I like camping or something?

0:53:28.640 --> 0:53:30.680
<v Speaker 1>July kind of after fourth of July? Where were you?

0:53:31.400 --> 0:53:31.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:53:32.880 --> 0:53:35.520
<v Speaker 1>I think you were here. You were here?

0:53:36.360 --> 0:53:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Damn I'm lit. I was only on my phone for

0:53:39.840 --> 0:53:42.600
<v Speaker 2>twenty three minutes. But what was last week? Last week

0:53:42.719 --> 0:53:43.040
<v Speaker 2>was bad?

0:53:44.280 --> 0:53:44.919
<v Speaker 1>That same mine?

0:53:46.520 --> 0:53:47.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, last week was bad?

0:53:47.719 --> 0:53:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Damn me?

0:53:48.120 --> 0:53:52.360
<v Speaker 2>Getting had two hours on TikTok, three hours on TikTok.

0:53:53.360 --> 0:53:58.160
<v Speaker 2>Damn Yeah, my average was eight hours last week when

0:53:58.160 --> 0:54:01.600
<v Speaker 2>I was in Texas's but it always turns up when

0:54:01.600 --> 0:54:03.560
<v Speaker 2>I go to Texas because I like do nothing else.

0:54:04.960 --> 0:54:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Mine is probably crazy because I was home alone and

0:54:07.120 --> 0:54:07.719
<v Speaker 1>freaking out.

0:54:13.160 --> 0:54:13.319
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:54:13.400 --> 0:54:17.320
<v Speaker 1>Mine was seven hours and fifteen minutes. I dedicated thirty

0:54:17.360 --> 0:54:20.040
<v Speaker 1>eight hours of my last week of last week to

0:54:20.160 --> 0:54:20.840
<v Speaker 1>social media.

0:54:21.880 --> 0:54:22.719
<v Speaker 2>Forty one for me.

0:54:22.840 --> 0:54:23.960
<v Speaker 4>We could get that number up.

0:54:25.320 --> 0:54:26.400
<v Speaker 1>I think I need to get it up.

0:54:26.600 --> 0:54:27.640
<v Speaker 4>I think we should get that up.

0:54:27.719 --> 0:54:29.080
<v Speaker 1>I think if it's up, it's stuck.

0:54:29.880 --> 0:54:32.239
<v Speaker 4>I've heard that for I think my grandma used to

0:54:32.280 --> 0:54:32.560
<v Speaker 4>say that.

0:54:32.960 --> 0:54:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Your grandma, I used to say that, what does that mean?

0:54:35.920 --> 0:54:37.160
<v Speaker 2>It's up and then it stuck?

0:54:37.880 --> 0:54:39.920
<v Speaker 4>It means when it's up, it's also no.

0:54:40.120 --> 0:54:43.239
<v Speaker 1>I think she was referring to fucking like no. I

0:54:43.320 --> 0:54:49.600
<v Speaker 1>think she was referring to literally like money. Oh, because

0:54:49.600 --> 0:54:51.520
<v Speaker 1>I remember I used to think.

0:54:51.920 --> 0:54:54.160
<v Speaker 4>I think we've had this conversation on the podcast before.

0:54:54.520 --> 0:54:57.040
<v Speaker 4>How we actually yeah? And then I googled it and then.

0:54:56.960 --> 0:55:00.359
<v Speaker 1>I like read, I'm never talking to you but again

0:55:00.719 --> 0:55:01.399
<v Speaker 1>before we end.

0:55:02.520 --> 0:55:07.000
<v Speaker 4>Someone uploaded a compilation of me getting hit on the podcast,

0:55:07.160 --> 0:55:09.160
<v Speaker 4>and then people think it's real.

0:55:09.719 --> 0:55:11.319
<v Speaker 1>It is real?

0:55:11.719 --> 0:55:15.040
<v Speaker 4>Don't people know that it's real? And in the comments

0:55:15.440 --> 0:55:18.960
<v Speaker 4>people are like, no, personally, I wouldn't. I wouldn't take that.

0:55:19.719 --> 0:55:27.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm so sure. I'm so sure, andiel be like

0:55:27.560 --> 0:55:30.480
<v Speaker 1>everybody is so annoying me included, Like people are like

0:55:30.800 --> 0:55:32.839
<v Speaker 1>I would never bitch, Yes, you would, because I would

0:55:32.880 --> 0:55:33.680
<v Speaker 1>put up with anything.

0:55:52.040 --> 0:55:52.360
<v Speaker 4>M h.

0:55:54.800 --> 0:55:57.120
<v Speaker 1>We give Kai lots of love and y'all are jealous.

0:55:57.280 --> 0:55:59.040
<v Speaker 1>That's true, and you have.

0:55:59.160 --> 0:56:01.879
<v Speaker 2>To you have to make that love worthwhile by if

0:56:01.920 --> 0:56:03.520
<v Speaker 2>you were sitting in that chair, you would want me

0:56:03.600 --> 0:56:04.160
<v Speaker 2>to hit you too.

0:56:07.640 --> 0:56:10.120
<v Speaker 1>Dude. There's so many things that the podcast, like there's

0:56:10.239 --> 0:56:12.120
<v Speaker 1>just such a lore that like people outside of it,

0:56:12.560 --> 0:56:15.200
<v Speaker 1>like the video of you dead on the concrete, Like

0:56:15.280 --> 0:56:17.000
<v Speaker 1>the amount of comments I saw where it was like

0:56:17.440 --> 0:56:18.120
<v Speaker 1>this girl is.

0:56:18.160 --> 0:56:18.880
<v Speaker 2>So fucked up.

0:56:18.920 --> 0:56:22.920
<v Speaker 1>Her friend really could have died, but like people being

0:56:22.960 --> 0:56:25.040
<v Speaker 1>and then people were like, no, that's literally like his

0:56:25.480 --> 0:56:28.520
<v Speaker 1>like best friend, Like it's like not that, and people

0:56:28.560 --> 0:56:32.640
<v Speaker 1>were like, people were like, m my best friend would

0:56:32.680 --> 0:56:33.160
<v Speaker 1>never I.

0:56:33.239 --> 0:56:35.719
<v Speaker 2>Was talking about this, I was like, dude, the Lord,

0:56:35.880 --> 0:56:39.800
<v Speaker 2>like becoming a new fan of us, like is probably

0:56:40.080 --> 0:56:43.800
<v Speaker 2>like the scariest task to like climb.

0:56:44.080 --> 0:56:46.480
<v Speaker 1>What what if I just.

0:56:46.560 --> 0:56:47.239
<v Speaker 2>Scratch, Like.

0:56:48.920 --> 0:56:50.640
<v Speaker 1>I'd fucking squirt right onto you.

0:56:50.800 --> 0:56:54.840
<v Speaker 2>Damn really Okay, as as you're like hand.

0:56:54.760 --> 0:56:57.759
<v Speaker 1>Goes down, like the squirt would increase into like fire

0:56:57.840 --> 0:56:59.360
<v Speaker 1>hydrant status.

0:56:59.000 --> 0:56:59.680
<v Speaker 4>Of like water.

0:57:00.120 --> 0:57:02.760
<v Speaker 2>Sure, but I was like becoming like having to sift

0:57:02.840 --> 0:57:08.120
<v Speaker 2>through like the cousin dating allegations, like and like being

0:57:08.200 --> 0:57:10.600
<v Speaker 2>like wait, are they actually dating? Like that's something every

0:57:10.640 --> 0:57:12.880
<v Speaker 2>single person has to go through. It's like are they

0:57:12.920 --> 0:57:15.080
<v Speaker 2>actually cousins? Are they actually dating? Yes?

0:57:15.280 --> 0:57:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and yes yeah, and it can say like that.

0:57:18.280 --> 0:57:18.440
<v Speaker 4>You know.

0:57:18.520 --> 0:57:20.840
<v Speaker 1>What's crazy to think about is like there's definitely people

0:57:20.920 --> 0:57:24.800
<v Speaker 1>who are like that's funny. But like, like I wonder

0:57:24.840 --> 0:57:26.480
<v Speaker 1>if we would ever be in a relationship, like a

0:57:26.600 --> 0:57:31.040
<v Speaker 1>romantic relationship outside of us, in our open relationship, if

0:57:31.160 --> 0:57:34.080
<v Speaker 1>like our other like partner would be like no, I

0:57:34.480 --> 0:57:35.160
<v Speaker 1>don't fuck with that.

0:57:35.400 --> 0:57:38.640
<v Speaker 2>Like, well, Kai doesn't really like enjoy like us.

0:57:39.680 --> 0:57:40.280
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't care.

0:57:40.400 --> 0:57:42.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean he like gets mad sometimes.

0:57:42.440 --> 0:57:44.480
<v Speaker 1>About them, but like it's self control.

0:57:44.800 --> 0:57:46.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, It's like it's also like, oh, he knows it's

0:57:46.760 --> 0:57:48.880
<v Speaker 2>a joke, and when we have sex and make love

0:57:48.960 --> 0:57:50.240
<v Speaker 2>to each other, it's just a joke.

0:57:50.400 --> 0:57:52.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just like, well we have to keep it up.

0:57:52.440 --> 0:57:53.400
<v Speaker 1>We have to keep up that to.

0:57:53.480 --> 0:57:56.760
<v Speaker 2>Keep the bit. Yeah, but no, actually I feel like

0:57:57.120 --> 0:57:59.680
<v Speaker 2>there will be a moment when someone is like I

0:57:59.720 --> 0:58:00.800
<v Speaker 2>don't know if I like that.

0:58:01.360 --> 0:58:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think there's like certain lines like we don't

0:58:04.360 --> 0:58:06.960
<v Speaker 1>cross or like we don't like to talk. Like I

0:58:07.120 --> 0:58:10.200
<v Speaker 1>almost did something this episode, but I didn't do it,

0:58:10.440 --> 0:58:13.320
<v Speaker 1>mostly because I was like on camera that would look crazy,

0:58:13.560 --> 0:58:15.720
<v Speaker 1>Like it would look crazy. But you know, like one

0:58:15.720 --> 0:58:17.280
<v Speaker 1>of the episodes where I got down and I was like,

0:58:17.360 --> 0:58:20.280
<v Speaker 1>let me get that, Like I almost did it again,

0:58:20.360 --> 0:58:22.040
<v Speaker 1>but like put my hair up and was like grab it,

0:58:22.160 --> 0:58:24.320
<v Speaker 1>like just all my hair. And then I was like

0:58:24.400 --> 0:58:26.000
<v Speaker 1>thinking about what that would look like from the back,

0:58:26.040 --> 0:58:28.960
<v Speaker 1>and I was like that would be too much. It'd

0:58:29.000 --> 0:58:29.760
<v Speaker 1>be like too real.

0:58:30.040 --> 0:58:33.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but that's like shit we do off camera though.

0:58:33.560 --> 0:58:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like it is insane the amount. But I think

0:58:36.520 --> 0:58:39.040
<v Speaker 1>I've said that before too, Like we have friends who

0:58:39.360 --> 0:58:41.280
<v Speaker 1>see the way our friend group interacts and they're like,

0:58:41.400 --> 0:58:44.880
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen people talk about sex like so much.

0:58:46.520 --> 0:58:47.080
<v Speaker 2>So much.

0:58:47.440 --> 0:58:50.240
<v Speaker 1>What's crazy is we talk about sex but never seriously,

0:58:50.480 --> 0:58:52.680
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, and when it does get serious, I feel

0:58:52.720 --> 0:58:56.040
<v Speaker 1>like those conversations are usually like short winded and they

0:58:56.080 --> 0:58:58.919
<v Speaker 1>don't like we're just like not the kind of group

0:58:59.000 --> 0:59:01.680
<v Speaker 1>to like talk in depth about our sex life. To

0:59:01.800 --> 0:59:04.040
<v Speaker 1>an extent with like like, I literally don't know how

0:59:04.040 --> 0:59:04.840
<v Speaker 1>to have those conversations.

0:59:04.920 --> 0:59:05.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:59:05.160 --> 0:59:07.360
<v Speaker 2>No, I've kept a secret for so long that I

0:59:07.520 --> 0:59:09.120
<v Speaker 2>literally just don't talk about it.

0:59:09.240 --> 0:59:10.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then when you do, like it feels like

0:59:10.800 --> 0:59:12.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm hearing like a fictional story.

0:59:12.440 --> 0:59:14.000
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, I don't know what I told kaya

0:59:14.080 --> 0:59:15.560
<v Speaker 2>is something the other day and he was like, you

0:59:15.680 --> 0:59:18.640
<v Speaker 2>need to do you remember that that those voice notes

0:59:18.680 --> 0:59:20.040
<v Speaker 2>where and you were like, dude, you need to like

0:59:20.160 --> 0:59:21.720
<v Speaker 2>write this down. This is crazy.

0:59:21.880 --> 0:59:24.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, that one, that one story.

0:59:24.480 --> 0:59:25.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I want to it was good.

0:59:27.040 --> 0:59:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Did you save the audio messages? I think he did,

0:59:29.040 --> 0:59:30.080
<v Speaker 2>because I don't think I saved.

0:59:30.160 --> 0:59:31.040
<v Speaker 4>No, I didn't save that.

0:59:31.480 --> 0:59:34.280
<v Speaker 1>You don't have your audio message on like automatic save. No,

0:59:34.480 --> 0:59:37.160
<v Speaker 1>I saved everything, So don't say anything out of pocket

0:59:37.160 --> 0:59:37.320
<v Speaker 1>to me.

0:59:38.280 --> 0:59:40.640
<v Speaker 2>They were words shared that wasn't allowed to be saved.

0:59:40.880 --> 0:59:42.920
<v Speaker 4>I had it on automatic save. But then I've had

0:59:42.960 --> 0:59:45.880
<v Speaker 4>people multiple times be like, dude, why did you just

0:59:45.960 --> 0:59:48.320
<v Speaker 4>save that because it says like a notification. Yeah, yeah,

0:59:48.440 --> 0:59:51.640
<v Speaker 4>was saved, and it seems very deliberate, and I was like,

0:59:51.680 --> 0:59:53.360
<v Speaker 4>I'm turning this off. I don't want people to think

0:59:53.400 --> 0:59:55.240
<v Speaker 4>I'm like collecting.

0:59:55.560 --> 1:00:00.280
<v Speaker 1>You said, that to my phone. That's mine, mine, about

1:00:00.320 --> 1:00:01.040
<v Speaker 1>his mine now?

1:00:01.600 --> 1:00:05.280
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it was just like that I had that.

1:00:05.360 --> 1:00:07.320
<v Speaker 2>I told kay, but I've probably told you about it.

1:00:08.360 --> 1:00:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Let me get something, you give it to everybody she's perrying,

1:00:19.320 --> 1:00:21.000
<v Speaker 1>all right, well let's do media.

1:00:21.360 --> 1:00:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay. So in Texas I saw the movie Vengeance,

1:00:30.400 --> 1:00:34.680
<v Speaker 2>which has the guy from the Office in it, and

1:00:34.800 --> 1:00:36.440
<v Speaker 2>I went into it thinking it's gonna be like an

1:00:36.440 --> 1:00:39.040
<v Speaker 2>awful movie, and like the opening to the movie has

1:00:39.200 --> 1:00:42.240
<v Speaker 2>John Mayer like talk like browing down, and I was like,

1:00:42.360 --> 1:00:45.200
<v Speaker 2>this is gonna be bad, Like this is gonna be

1:00:45.360 --> 1:00:50.160
<v Speaker 2>really bad John Mayer. Yeah, And then it like turned

1:00:50.200 --> 1:00:56.160
<v Speaker 2>into like a very very beautiful movie about like what

1:00:57.360 --> 1:01:00.440
<v Speaker 2>she's making this insane face about. I can do it

1:01:00.480 --> 1:01:02.960
<v Speaker 2>again about I'll just watch the clip back.

1:01:06.240 --> 1:01:09.080
<v Speaker 1>You can use that against them. Have you seen that audio?

1:01:10.400 --> 1:01:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Joe. It was just like a very beautiful movie

1:01:19.760 --> 1:01:23.919
<v Speaker 2>about like, uh shit, ask nowhere Texas culture, which I've

1:01:23.960 --> 1:01:27.600
<v Speaker 2>never seen. Yeah, I've just never seen like Texas portrayed

1:01:27.840 --> 1:01:30.200
<v Speaker 2>or like spoken about in a way that like wasn't

1:01:30.280 --> 1:01:33.080
<v Speaker 2>coming from a place of like making fun of Texas people,

1:01:33.120 --> 1:01:36.320
<v Speaker 2>which like, yes, like we're fucking crazy, and like it's

1:01:36.360 --> 1:01:38.480
<v Speaker 2>funny to make fun of us. But like, also, there

1:01:38.600 --> 1:01:40.240
<v Speaker 2>was just a line in this movie that stuck with

1:01:40.360 --> 1:01:43.080
<v Speaker 2>me so well that it was like it was just

1:01:43.160 --> 1:01:48.840
<v Speaker 2>talking about how like Texans like aren't actually stupid, but

1:01:49.080 --> 1:01:52.200
<v Speaker 2>like what makes them stupid is there. They're actually like

1:01:52.440 --> 1:01:55.960
<v Speaker 2>very intelligent people, and they just don't have outlets to

1:01:56.040 --> 1:01:59.520
<v Speaker 2>put that intelligence into, so they put it into all

1:01:59.640 --> 1:02:03.080
<v Speaker 2>right deals and conspiracy theories and like they just don't

1:02:03.120 --> 1:02:08.560
<v Speaker 2>have access to the same like uh like like I

1:02:08.640 --> 1:02:11.320
<v Speaker 2>don't know the word, like the same shit that like

1:02:11.440 --> 1:02:13.920
<v Speaker 2>people who aren't fucking crazy. I don't know how to

1:02:14.080 --> 1:02:15.800
<v Speaker 2>word it the way they worded it, but it was

1:02:15.880 --> 1:02:17.440
<v Speaker 2>just like really interesting, and I was like, damn, this

1:02:17.560 --> 1:02:19.200
<v Speaker 2>is like a really cool take that I've never seen,

1:02:19.400 --> 1:02:22.000
<v Speaker 2>and they like weren't like it was a movie about

1:02:22.160 --> 1:02:24.760
<v Speaker 2>like going to Texas to shit on Texas people and

1:02:24.840 --> 1:02:27.960
<v Speaker 2>then finding out like, oh, like wait, they're kind of

1:02:28.120 --> 1:02:31.680
<v Speaker 2>just like me. Yeah, but it wasn't the best movie

1:02:31.720 --> 1:02:33.840
<v Speaker 2>I've ever seen, and I don't agree with a lot

1:02:33.880 --> 1:02:35.480
<v Speaker 2>of things, but it was really that was a really

1:02:35.520 --> 1:02:38.360
<v Speaker 2>pretty moment in the movie. The end freaked me the

1:02:38.400 --> 1:02:40.000
<v Speaker 2>fuck out. I was like, this is too real.

1:02:40.480 --> 1:02:44.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I've watched Teddy movies or anything. I'm

1:02:44.240 --> 1:02:47.360
<v Speaker 1>still just playing Fortnite and oh I started Girls and

1:02:47.480 --> 1:02:48.440
<v Speaker 1>that's a really good chow.

1:02:48.640 --> 1:02:50.400
<v Speaker 2>You've been slashing it? Did you still sash it when

1:02:50.400 --> 1:02:50.840
<v Speaker 2>I was gone?

1:02:51.080 --> 1:02:51.200
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

1:02:51.440 --> 1:02:52.800
<v Speaker 1>I only watched it when I'm with Oryan.

1:02:53.000 --> 1:02:53.440
<v Speaker 2>That's cute.

1:02:53.440 --> 1:02:57.080
<v Speaker 1>I like watch it together. But my media is so,

1:02:57.200 --> 1:03:00.360
<v Speaker 1>there's this artist called alex G. I don't know what

1:03:01.200 --> 1:03:03.720
<v Speaker 1>the letter stands for, but you guys should definitely tap

1:03:03.880 --> 1:03:05.720
<v Speaker 1>in alex Alex Gay.

1:03:06.480 --> 1:03:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Do not listen to Alex G. Have y'all heard of

1:03:09.440 --> 1:03:09.840
<v Speaker 2>Alex G?

1:03:10.320 --> 1:03:10.360
<v Speaker 4>No?

1:03:10.480 --> 1:03:12.080
<v Speaker 1>Have you wait? Have you actually not heard of him?

1:03:12.240 --> 1:03:12.280
<v Speaker 4>No?

1:03:12.480 --> 1:03:13.360
<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of him.

1:03:13.640 --> 1:03:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh he's popping on TikTok.

1:03:17.680 --> 1:03:18.800
<v Speaker 2>Stop staring at me.

1:03:19.200 --> 1:03:21.760
<v Speaker 1>He kaind of gives these loving stairs that are almost

1:03:21.840 --> 1:03:22.360
<v Speaker 1>like too much.

1:03:22.440 --> 1:03:27.360
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes he like furls his brows and he.

1:03:27.520 --> 1:03:30.160
<v Speaker 1>Like and he plays with himself a little. Okay. My

1:03:30.440 --> 1:03:33.160
<v Speaker 1>media of the week is Dress You Up by Madonna.

1:03:33.640 --> 1:03:38.080
<v Speaker 1>The Duke is Gone by Chuck Sendric I just died.

1:03:40.080 --> 1:03:45.439
<v Speaker 2>Amazing podcast. Take him down so they can see regular.

1:03:45.400 --> 1:03:49.280
<v Speaker 1>International player ANDTHEMB I've said that before and I'll say

1:03:49.320 --> 1:03:53.720
<v Speaker 1>it again. Runner by Alex G. West End Girls by

1:03:53.800 --> 1:03:57.720
<v Speaker 1>Pet Shop Boys, This Hour the Sunday, I Love You

1:03:58.040 --> 1:04:02.080
<v Speaker 1>Was Forever Donna Lewis Looking playlist, Suck my Balls, Bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I got We have to hurry.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I have to play Fortnite. I know they updated

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<v Speaker 2>I Got on a Mountain by Danny L. Harrel, I've

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<v Speaker 2>got video games by Lana del Rey, West Coast by

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<v Speaker 2>Lena del Rey, Dark Paradise by Lana del Rey. And

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<v Speaker 2>then we'll just give you one base Down Low by

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<v Speaker 2>dev I like my beats fast and my base down. Hey,

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