Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? Welcome to this episode
Speaker 1: of a Martini Intercom. Those are gonna be my last words.
Speaker 2: Bye, but well, ultra real, oultra ultra Welcome back, guys.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's been like a month for some reason.
Speaker 2: I literally feel weird.
Speaker 1: I know, it feels like it's been a long time,
Speaker 1: but it's just because you went out of town and
Speaker 1: usually it's nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But okay, so this morning or yesterday when you
Speaker 2: picked me up from the airport, you were like like,
Speaker 2: I'm shitting out of my ass, Like I'm spraying liquid
Speaker 2: shit everywhere, Like I don't know what it is. It's
Speaker 2: probably the chlorophyll because I'm drinking chlorophyll. Again. I opened
Speaker 2: up that cabinet and I see you have probiotics in there.
Speaker 2: Are you taking probiotics? Yeah, that's what's doing it to you.
Speaker 1: To me this morning, I was like, I'm not even
Speaker 1: taking fucking probiotics. What are you talking about? But that
Speaker 1: literally is that's what it is. Okay. This is like
Speaker 1: so tami and gross. But I went to go ship
Speaker 1: and it was like ill, She's like it was like
Speaker 1: a fire hydrant out my fucking buttthole and it was
Speaker 1: like the worst it's ever been, and I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: It was so bad that I was gonna go Pickture
Speaker 1: up from the airport and I had to stand by
Speaker 1: the bathroom for like an extra thirty minutes because I
Speaker 1: was like, dude, if I fart, I'm gonna ship everywhere.
Speaker 2: She talks to me when I was on the airplane,
Speaker 2: She's like, I don't know if I'm gonna be able
Speaker 2: to make it, Like I think I'm gonna shit.
Speaker 1: Myself in the car, But I've been fine. This morning.
Speaker 1: My poop was solid, but it was dark green because
Speaker 1: of the core. Yeah, so I think it was definitely
Speaker 1: a mix of the probiotics and the chlorphi that have
Speaker 1: my guts to working, because my guts are still twerking.
Speaker 1: Like it's like I haven't taken it today, Should I
Speaker 1: take it? Should I still keep taking it?
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it'll it'll balance.
Speaker 1: Take that every day, Yeah, every day.
Speaker 2: I mean it depends on the bottle.
Speaker 1: But like imagine it's like, only take one a week.
Speaker 1: I've literally already taken five.
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, you should be good. Probiotics are lit though
Speaker 2: you're just eating like a bunch of bacteria. It's kind
Speaker 2: of crazy.
Speaker 1: I know it probably doesn't help, but like, like what
Speaker 1: I'm eating with it too, is like all the kind
Speaker 1: of things that make you shit your fucking little butt out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, talkies, hot Cheetos.
Speaker 1: I've had a hot cheeto or talking in a minute.
Speaker 1: I don't like.
Speaker 2: Oh, I ate so much in Texas. It's so bad, dude.
Speaker 2: When I go back to Texas, I literally lay in
Speaker 2: bed at like one or two am, and what I
Speaker 2: do is I go to seven eleven because there's a
Speaker 2: new seven eleven in town. I go buy a shit eleven.
Speaker 2: I have to get she literally just moved in. I
Speaker 2: have to get a chocolate. I have to get a
Speaker 2: sweet or a sour, which is typically like a gummy
Speaker 2: worm or a sweet tart situation. Then I have to
Speaker 2: get like a cakey item, so I get like one
Speaker 2: of those hostess with the white swirl.
Speaker 1: I was like a cake item.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I get a bag of hot chips,
Speaker 2: so whether that's like talkies, hot cheetos, hot fries, one
Speaker 2: of those, and I get a big bag of those.
Speaker 2: And then on top of that, I also get the
Speaker 2: uh cheddar cheese ruffles and I eat that bag on
Speaker 2: the way home.
Speaker 1: You know what's so nasty about Drew is like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I was talking to Ryan about this and she doesn't
Speaker 1: really care for but she agrees with me.
Speaker 2: Drew, Okay, damn sure, we're talking shit.
Speaker 1: Hot topic. Damn hot topic. Hot take. You are supposed
Speaker 1: to eat your snacks from savory to sweet and end.
Speaker 1: That is how you're supposed to do it. No, that's
Speaker 1: how Michelin Star chefs feed you. They give you say
Speaker 1: and then they end it with sweet. Drew will have
Speaker 1: all of his snacks open and eat like a handful
Speaker 1: of gummy bears and then throw chips in his mouth
Speaker 1: right after, and then take a sip of a doctor
Speaker 1: Pepper and then have a bite of cake and go
Speaker 1: for more hot cheetahs. Like he literally like his teeth
Speaker 1: have a crazy mix of gunks stuff.
Speaker 2: You know why I do that, It's because I like
Speaker 2: to like level out my flavors in my mouth. Because
Speaker 2: if I eat all the sweets and then I moved
Speaker 2: to the chocolate, then like I'm not gonna be able
Speaker 2: to balance out that chocolate off the sweet savory. You're
Speaker 2: gonna exactly just like all around. So like I like
Speaker 2: to balance it out and have like an even level
Speaker 2: of flavors all the way.
Speaker 1: No, you're literally supposed to have the savory thing until
Speaker 1: your body is now craving a sweet because you had
Speaker 1: so much savory and then you ended off with the
Speaker 1: sweet and then you drink water.
Speaker 2: I don't like having a sweet mouth after.
Speaker 1: But why do you drink a pepsi to finish it off?
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't want a sweet mouth after, but
Speaker 1: he gets a vanilla doctor Pepper, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never had vanilla cream doctor Pepper. I like,
Speaker 2: sue me, fucking put me in jail because I saw
Speaker 2: it at CBS and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try this. How was it? I haven't tried it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Well no, I save it so I can have it
Speaker 2: for like a good moment, like tonight, I'm gonna eat
Speaker 2: that fucking doctor pepper, or drink that doctor pepper and
Speaker 2: eat my peppers like it's gonna be nice.
Speaker 1: That's your dinner. Yeah, yesterday Drew's dinner was sour gummy worms.
Speaker 2: Well the very berry the very berry flavor.
Speaker 1: Is there a difference?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a very erry mix.
Speaker 1: Oh so there was no yellow and like green ones.
Speaker 1: Fuck the yellow and green gummy worms? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: I like agree, but also I don't agree.
Speaker 1: Come bounce on Mama's lap, Okay, but yeah, if you
Speaker 1: drink the fucking if you eat the yellow and green
Speaker 1: gummy worms by choice, like if you like you open
Speaker 1: up a bag of gummy worms and those are.
Speaker 2: Your ones, bitch, No one is doing that. If you're
Speaker 2: doing that, leave a comment and you and I will
Speaker 2: do that. And the thing is is you are a freak.
Speaker 2: And I will find that comment and I will brade
Speaker 2: you for it because that is weirdo behavior, weird obere.
Speaker 1: We're gonna dos you.
Speaker 2: We're gonna find your IP address and leak it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call your job and be like this fucking freak, bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that is honestly weirdo behavior. But I do agree,
Speaker 2: But I do like the I like them sometimes, but
Speaker 2: not like No, those are nasty.
Speaker 1: They shouldn't even be in the pack.
Speaker 2: I'm not even I'm not like tapping in to eat those, though.
Speaker 2: I'm tapping in to eat the blue and red one.
Speaker 2: And That's why I got the very very pack, because
Speaker 2: it fucking is the lunches.
Speaker 1: Here's something I remember this was a voice to text
Speaker 1: thing I said in bed at four thirteen am.
Speaker 2: I said it in bed.
Speaker 1: I said, we need to start prepping and warning women
Speaker 1: that they will not be seeing their ex in the
Speaker 1: next ten years ever again. You will not date that
Speaker 1: person again because you will not want to be back
Speaker 1: with that motherfucker. You will never see them in the
Speaker 1: next life or what does our next life even mean?
Speaker 1: You will never date him again? Do not date him again.
Speaker 1: You're fucking eighteen.
Speaker 3: Real, because that is literally, like, dude, it's it's comical
Speaker 3: how everyone's first relationship it's like eight mirror like everybody's
Speaker 3: first relationship.
Speaker 1: They have the same exact experience. Like at the end
Speaker 1: of it, everybody has like the like the denial of
Speaker 1: like no, we're gonna work it out. We're gonna work
Speaker 1: it out. It's gonna work out. It's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I can fix this, I can fix him, Like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fix this. No, you break up. You always try
Speaker 1: to make friends, like you always try to be like, well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be friends, We're gonna be so slay and friends,
Speaker 1: and then it doesn't work out, and then it's like,
Speaker 1: you know what in our next life, like let's circle
Speaker 1: does mean like you're my you know what? We have
Speaker 1: good stuff here, let's circle back in ten years. But
Speaker 1: about any business talking when I'm thirty literally for what?
Speaker 2: Like what?
Speaker 1: But we need to start prepping people because I think, I.
Speaker 2: Know, I think you should have hope. I think you
Speaker 2: should love yourself and have hope.
Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, once you start to loving yourself and and
Speaker 1: be like, wait a minute, let's dissect.
Speaker 4: With that one.
Speaker 2: Love your love yourself.
Speaker 1: Because also like it's just so funny because you get
Speaker 1: out of that first big relationship and everybody looks back
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh that was about that was not good?
Speaker 2: Like like any relationship that you've gotten back together with
Speaker 2: your partner three or four times, like babes call it
Speaker 2: could just give up? Collease please, I'm begging you just
Speaker 2: give up, move on.
Speaker 1: But I wish I remember what I saw. I think
Speaker 1: I saw a TikTok where like so it was like
Speaker 1: they were talking about breaking up and it's like maybe
Speaker 1: one day we'll get back together, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you won't. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Look, we come here to be real and we tell
Speaker 2: you the truth.
Speaker 1: Okay, y'all, y'all would be real, be real this time,
Speaker 1: to be real, time, to be real. That on an application,
Speaker 1: I'm applying, you're on an app. I'm up to my
Speaker 1: real life.
Speaker 2: I r O easy, hold it down, Hold it down,
Speaker 2: hold it down.
Speaker 1: But that was one of my notes that I had,
Speaker 1: and then it was the diarrhea from my chlorophon.
Speaker 2: You know what I am to this podcast, I'm literally
Speaker 2: just a soundboard like you click, you know the soundboard
Speaker 2: where you click.
Speaker 1: The but no one's clicking ship bit you just.
Speaker 2: But no, I know that's what I'm saying. I take
Speaker 2: it into my own hands and I clicked the soundboard.
Speaker 1: Well, what's the next sound.
Speaker 2: I don't have one. I literally for Rose, just.
Speaker 5: Noreading, threading, druthruthruth, truth, truth.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you gross me out, fuck.
Speaker 2: You, well, this will gross you out even more so.
Speaker 2: On my flight to Texas, like I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is gonna be an easy flight. It's only like
Speaker 2: three hours, like it's chill whatever, and I like got
Speaker 2: on the fly and every single time I get on
Speaker 2: an airplane, I've said this a million times, but the
Speaker 2: fucking hum of the engines, like, yeah, help me to sleep,
Speaker 2: like with before we even take off, I am asleep.
Speaker 2: But for some reason this time, I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna try to stay awake. And I was literally like
Speaker 2: like nodding off, like and I was like forcing myself
Speaker 2: to stay awake, and I am sure. The girl next
Speaker 2: to me who had monkey pox will get into that
Speaker 2: later was like, literally, this man is on drugs, Like
Speaker 2: what is wrong with him?
Speaker 4: Girls?
Speaker 1: She thought you had monkeybox, you were experiencing extreme fatima.
Speaker 2: No, literally, well okay, okay, well we'll get into it
Speaker 2: in a second. We'll get into damn shut up dawn.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, okay, I want to at least stay
Speaker 2: awake for the drink cart and the the pretzels. So
Speaker 2: I stay awake and I'm like fuck, yes, like it's coming.
Speaker 2: But then I fall asleep as it's passing by me.
Speaker 2: When they passed by me, and I don't get my soda,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, my fucking god. But by the
Speaker 2: grace of God, she like looked around and saw that
Speaker 2: I was awaken. She was like, because you can't hear
Speaker 2: anybody on the fucking airplane because it's loud to and
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, get me a Coca cola. So
Speaker 2: she was like can or ice and I was like,
Speaker 2: give me the can and the ice. Bad decision. So
Speaker 2: I got the can of soda and I opened it
Speaker 2: and I had my can my cup of ice, and
Speaker 2: I set it down for a second because like, damn,
Speaker 2: I'm like really tired, So I just said it there
Speaker 2: and then I knoted off and I fell asleep with
Speaker 2: the open coke in my hands, completely full, had not
Speaker 2: had a single sip of it, and I'm like sitting
Speaker 2: there and I like fall asleep, and then like ten
Speaker 2: minutes go by, and like I feel like the can
Speaker 2: like in my hand like crushing, and I'm like whatever,
Speaker 2: like and I'm still asleep, and then I wake up
Speaker 2: to like coke all over me in all over no,
Speaker 2: like literally, like it had spilled all over me, like
Speaker 2: I like it, like it like fell over and just
Speaker 2: sprayed all over me and all over my pants and
Speaker 2: my ass, and like thank god, I was wearing camera pants,
Speaker 2: so it just looked like a part of the thing.
Speaker 2: But if I was wearing these jeans, it fully would
Speaker 2: have looked like I had shit and pissed myself all
Speaker 2: over like literally, it was crazy, and like the girl
Speaker 2: next to me was like so pissed, but I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck because you literally have monkey pops,
Speaker 2: Like I'm not joking. And she also brought a fucking
Speaker 2: pillow on the airplane that was all over me. And
Speaker 2: one of the ways monkey pox is fucking spread is
Speaker 2: through fabrics and bedding, and she brought her fucking pillow
Speaker 2: on the airplane. We need a band pillows from an airplane.
Speaker 2: It's like, you don't even know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, real life sized pillows are like crazy.
Speaker 2: But the reason, the reason I she's not beating these
Speaker 2: monkeybox allegations is because she had a sore on her
Speaker 2: thigh and I sent a picture to you and it
Speaker 2: looked like a monkey pop. It was scary as fuck.
Speaker 1: Well do you have it? So now you have it.
Speaker 2: I don't get acne and I got something pop up
Speaker 2: right here five five days later. No, what, so I
Speaker 2: think I have it.
Speaker 1: If you gave it to me, I would fucking beat
Speaker 1: the shit out of you. Well, I'm literally I would
Speaker 1: go into your room at night and I would fucking
Speaker 1: cut open all your legions and pour fucking salt and vinegar.
Speaker 2: And you would probably fix me. So so thank you, yeah,
Speaker 2: actually thank you for healing me. But no, there's no
Speaker 2: way I'm going to get it because I'm celibate.
Speaker 1: That's like not gonna that's not gonna protect you. What
Speaker 1: you need to do is probably just like stay in
Speaker 1: your room and then like when we go out as friends,
Speaker 1: like you should honestly just stay back, like it's the
Speaker 1: best way to protect yourself.
Speaker 2: Wait. No, so you know how Kai was like, Drew,
Speaker 2: you predicted monkey Pops. It wasn't even me.
Speaker 1: It was you. You're welcome, Yo, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: So Ki, you're a fucking liar.
Speaker 1: Did someone clip it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I went back to the episode because I was like,
Speaker 2: did I actually say that? Because there's literally no way
Speaker 2: I do not remember.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is I don't know how I
Speaker 1: came up with that because I before this had never
Speaker 1: heard of bunky Pops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just pulled it out of your ass. But no,
Speaker 2: you were just like you said something about it within
Speaker 2: the first like two minutes of the episode, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh it it me?
Speaker 1: Yeah it was mean? Is that when we had our
Speaker 1: flea barts? Yeah, dude, it doesn't help that. But there
Speaker 1: was a spider in my room.
Speaker 2: Dude was eating Ask.
Speaker 1: Me up, like, so I have like two bites from
Speaker 1: a spider. And I've been getting a bunch of spider bites.
Speaker 1: But this has been going on for the past like
Speaker 1: four fucking months, that a spider has been living in
Speaker 1: my room and I wake up with these crazy spider bites.
Speaker 1: And I'm always like, oh my god, it's a spider bite.
Speaker 1: And everybody's like, no, it's like a mosquito bite that
Speaker 1: got like infected or something. I'm like, no, bit this
Speaker 1: is a big ass spider bite. And it was a
Speaker 1: spider because we found it and it was humongous.
Speaker 2: It was like a quarter of an inch. It was
Speaker 2: not humongous, it was big as fun. And it was like, Drew,
Speaker 2: if you don't fucking get this bug, or if you
Speaker 2: don't get this spider, I'm killing it. And I was like,
Speaker 2: do not kill that spider. He deserves to live. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: he's Where are the twenty twenty two flies in our
Speaker 2: house with the fucking keys? They're not in here because
Speaker 2: of that spider was cleaning.
Speaker 1: No, that's because a zooll be chomping them. We have
Speaker 1: a zool. We don't need spiders.
Speaker 2: No, I'm but I take this. I don't let the
Speaker 2: spiders live in the house. I do have one that
Speaker 2: lives in my bedroom that I see crawling across my
Speaker 2: ceiling at night, and I'm just like, dude, like I
Speaker 2: like want to get you out of here so bad,
Speaker 2: but like you're literally not biting me or harming me,
Speaker 2: and you're probably eating other flies. So I'm like, whatever,
Speaker 2: you can live in here, but that fly or that
Speaker 2: spider bit you and it deserved to die. But I
Speaker 2: didn't want it to die, so I took it outside, but.
Speaker 1: I was caught it because she put her in the way,
Speaker 1: Like she had a mason jar full of water in
Speaker 1: my room and put it on top of it. And
Speaker 1: I came home at night after the gym, and I
Speaker 1: was like walking because right always does this and it
Speaker 1: drives me crazy. But I never bought it up to her,
Speaker 1: so like how would she know?
Speaker 4: But I.
Speaker 1: Know, I feel like even if I said this, it
Speaker 1: wouldn't get fixed. But every time she fucking comes over
Speaker 1: and spends the night, she unplugs my Cei because she
Speaker 1: unplugs it so she could plug a charger in there,
Speaker 1: but she always takes her charger and never plugs my
Speaker 1: Ciri back, which makes it like so for me a
Speaker 1: maneuver around my room because how I turned on my
Speaker 1: lights is I'm like, turn on the lights. So she
Speaker 1: leaves it unplugged, and the mason jar was right there,
Speaker 1: and she told me she was like, be careful for
Speaker 1: the mason jar. But I forgot. I came home want
Speaker 1: to go plug in my thing, and was like maneuvering
Speaker 1: in the dark, and I spilled the.
Speaker 2: Coup and that's why I was screaming, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because I was like, I was like, my feet are wet,
Speaker 1: and now the spider's gonna be on me, and I
Speaker 1: was freaking out.
Speaker 2: No, the spider is alive and well and in the
Speaker 2: front yard.
Speaker 1: No, it probably got put outside and got eaten by
Speaker 1: something else, Like immediately that she got eat well.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I when after I spilled the
Speaker 2: coke on me, I just didn't shower that night because
Speaker 2: I kind of liked my sticky ass.
Speaker 1: You were like so fucking disgusting.
Speaker 2: I actually did shower.
Speaker 1: I literally you didn't shower. Yesterday Drew came home with
Speaker 1: stinky airport body and just put no, here is this
Speaker 1: he came He didn't shower. Not only that, but then
Speaker 1: he just slept in his gym clothes again for the
Speaker 1: next morning.
Speaker 2: So he's like, oh, I sleep in my clothes the
Speaker 2: night before so I don't have to wake up earlier
Speaker 2: to put what I just said.
Speaker 1: You slept in your gym clothes for the morning.
Speaker 2: But you're it sounds like they're dirty. They're clean gym clothes.
Speaker 2: But I don't sleep. I don't shower before the gym
Speaker 2: because I'm like, girl, I'm gonna go getting nasty and sweaty.
Speaker 1: But he spent the whole day and didn't shower, and
Speaker 1: he didn't go to the gym yesterday.
Speaker 2: Girl, Okay, I like the way my ball smell. Is
Speaker 2: that what you want to hear? Because I literally do
Speaker 2: like my ball smell fucking delicious. I'm not kidding. They do.
Speaker 2: And every time you come into my room, you're like, damn,
Speaker 2: you have nice pheromones. You're smelling my balls.
Speaker 1: I never fucking say that's your candle, your fig candle
Speaker 1: is what smells good. You know who has like a
Speaker 1: good like scent? The fucking Ovaye family.
Speaker 2: They do.
Speaker 1: Those motherfuckers smell.
Speaker 2: Good as funny. They washed the out of their clothes.
Speaker 1: Josh's natural scent, Like Josh sleighs with his natural slent.
Speaker 1: He's like never stinky to me. Yeah, you, on other.
Speaker 2: Hand, have I smelled that before?
Speaker 1: No, I've actually never smelled you. Maybe there was like once,
Speaker 1: but like it was after like we did something like
Speaker 1: exercise wise, and I feel like it was like more
Speaker 1: funny than it was, like you stunk, like, but you've
Speaker 1: never I've never like gotten to the car with you.
Speaker 1: If I got on the car with you, when I
Speaker 1: smell your mustard, like get yeah, I like go inside
Speaker 1: and take a shower.
Speaker 2: The craziest thing is I've trained my body not to
Speaker 2: smile because I just don't shower.
Speaker 1: I thought like the stink of your balls, But now
Speaker 1: you don't snink.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. If you don't shower
Speaker 2: as often, you'll stop getting back me and your body
Speaker 2: won't snink. I do same with washing your hair. That's
Speaker 2: a real thing.
Speaker 1: Hair, Okay, the hair thing, yes, But like do not
Speaker 1: like make it seem like it is okay to go
Speaker 1: like days without washing your body, because that is like nasty.
Speaker 2: This is literally like someone's like scientific research or some shit.
Speaker 2: I don't fucking know. Don't ask me for sources because
Speaker 2: I'm literally just speaking out of my ass like shut
Speaker 2: the fuck up, but like there was this picture set
Speaker 2: going around that like color is leaving the world, like literally,
Speaker 2: like the rainbow is leaving. And it's because like brands
Speaker 2: are trying to like make everything hyper consumable, so like
Speaker 2: like white gray like houses like little boxes made of
Speaker 2: ticky tack like that type of vibe, and like if
Speaker 2: you look at like interior design, like everything is like
Speaker 2: black and white and gray and maybe some tan in it,
Speaker 2: and like color is literally disappearing in the world, like
Speaker 2: all of our cars are black and white now, and
Speaker 2: like they were like someone in their TikTok was saying,
Speaker 2: like and it's like crazy because like I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's not important, it's not important, but color is disappearing.
Speaker 4: It is. It is crazy to see like some of
Speaker 4: the richest people on earth live in a house that
Speaker 4: basically just looks like penitentiary.
Speaker 2: It's so weird.
Speaker 1: So I think that kind of like like for some
Speaker 1: people it works and it feels authentic, but so much
Speaker 1: of it feels like dude, it's literally like the Kardashian
Speaker 1: like like delusion of wealth. It's like I've always said
Speaker 1: that is like it's literally like this like delusion that
Speaker 1: because like you see someone, which I understand because I've
Speaker 1: fallen victim to it. I feel like anybody who doesn't
Speaker 1: come from like an elite s of wealth, like you
Speaker 1: look to that for like okay, what feels like good? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's crazy how like that's just like bled out
Speaker 1: into like everything.
Speaker 2: It's that. And also like hyper consumerism, like all of
Speaker 2: these brands like like making their logos from like cute,
Speaker 2: like their old school logos, and now all of them
Speaker 2: are literally the same font like in the video she
Speaker 2: had like a side by side of like all of
Speaker 2: these brands are just becoming like hyper consumable, so like
Speaker 2: anybody and everybody can buy it and wear it and
Speaker 2: look good in it. Instead of like making like clothes
Speaker 2: that like take risks and shit like that, Like they're
Speaker 2: making things like a black T shirt with their logo
Speaker 2: on it and people will buy it.
Speaker 1: Even Ninja changed his logo.
Speaker 2: I know that because Ninja isn't doesn't have blue hair anymore.
Speaker 1: Ninja. No, Ninja literally did like fucking yosify minimalize his
Speaker 1: fucking really logo. Yes, it went from like his head
Speaker 1: like that whole thing.
Speaker 2: What if your shirt it says sixty nine instead of
Speaker 2: sixty eight. It would be like sixty nine, like we
Speaker 2: could like like talk about that or something. The only
Speaker 2: reason I noticed it was because I was looking at
Speaker 2: your boobs. I know, bitch, do you ever catch me
Speaker 2: looking at your boobs?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: But yesterday when I walked in your room, it was
Speaker 1: I don't think you were actually looking at my fucking cootie.
Speaker 1: But when I was walking in your room, you were
Speaker 1: on the floor and you were like just staring at me,
Speaker 1: and your eyes were.
Speaker 2: Right to my fucking I was looking at it, and
Speaker 2: I was looking at it.
Speaker 1: Almost made comment on it. But I was like, Drew's
Speaker 1: like not looking at my fucking big ass coach. And
Speaker 1: even if he is, like it's in a way that's like,
Speaker 1: damn girl, like put that big thing away.
Speaker 2: No, No, it.
Speaker 4: Wasn't like.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've caught you looking at my I
Speaker 1: don't think any of my I haven't caught any of my.
Speaker 2: Car looking at you. We're looking at me like he
Speaker 2: was just staring at you. It's creepy.
Speaker 1: Well that's because Kay's like in love with me, and
Speaker 1: it's like kind of sad because it's like, like, what
Speaker 1: is she to do you want what.
Speaker 2: You can't have?
Speaker 4: I will say it is very sad. My life is
Speaker 4: very so thank you.
Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Why do you want? Like you're gonna hurt him? Why
Speaker 1: are you sympathizing with him over that? Oh you can
Speaker 1: have him, you can have him. Nobody else wants him.
Speaker 1: You can literally have him.
Speaker 4: That's true. Nobody else wants me? True? Do you want me?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: I want you?
Speaker 1: So that he had to think about it, so like
Speaker 1: let that rest. Now, if he wanted to, he would
Speaker 1: want he would wait.
Speaker 2: But that's not real.
Speaker 1: Let's be real. He just doesn't want to.
Speaker 2: He just isn't thinking about you, like let's or he.
Speaker 1: Doesn't want to, and that goes for me, that goes
Speaker 1: for you, like we all have to disagree.
Speaker 2: Like they want their video games, Like I'm going to
Speaker 2: be the worst. I'm going to be so fucking bad
Speaker 2: in a relationship. Like literally, I like I don't want
Speaker 2: to see my partner ever and never want to see them.
Speaker 2: I literally just want to hang out with them maybe
Speaker 2: once a week and then Also like I like buying
Speaker 2: people things, but I hate seeing them open the things
Speaker 2: that I give them, So I would like maybe get
Speaker 2: gifts and put it somewhere. I don't know.
Speaker 4: You would get a drone that drops off.
Speaker 1: Wait, why don't you like watching people open the gifts?
Speaker 1: Is it because like you hate?
Speaker 2: Like I just put a reaction in my head and
Speaker 2: when I don't get that reaction, like they hate it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get. I don't like people watching me open
Speaker 1: anything or like receive anything because I don't give. I
Speaker 1: don't think I give like good reactions, like because I
Speaker 1: get I literally get performance anxiety.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, yeah, I'm in my head.
Speaker 1: I have to like give, like I have to jump
Speaker 1: up and click my heels thank you. And then I'm
Speaker 1: like that's too big of a reaction, and then I
Speaker 1: can't gauge what a good reaction for the gift is.
Speaker 1: So I'm just like, oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 2: We brought kay tears with our gift.
Speaker 4: Very small tiar I. I mean, I'm normal. Don't actually
Speaker 4: cry when normal man shouldn't do stuff like that, But
Speaker 4: men are allowed to cry?
Speaker 1: What is it boys cry to No? Boys, boys don't cry?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, men shouldn't cry. What are you pussy? Or
Speaker 2: something like don't fucking cry?
Speaker 1: Don't cry.
Speaker 2: It was weird.
Speaker 4: When you cried there was a small masculine tear, very small.
Speaker 2: No, it was really, What.
Speaker 1: The fuck is the name of that book? Is it?
Speaker 1: Boys Don't Cry?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Men don't cry? Oh, boys don't cry. It's boys
Speaker 2: don't cry? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why did I think it was boys cry too? My bug?
Speaker 1: Boys cry too.
Speaker 2: I have an open copy and an unopened copy because
Speaker 2: I want to.
Speaker 4: I get that anxiety, the like, uh oh, let's see.
Speaker 1: Okay, he did a naughty you did a naughty you,
Speaker 1: little naughty boy. Mom's gonna spank you. Yeah, m hm, yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't give a shit. Like that's the thing is,
Speaker 2: I don't fucking care.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I care.
Speaker 2: Like I don't care. You know what actually has been
Speaker 2: eating me alive is like, okay, we all know the
Speaker 2: world is ending, Like can we shut the fuck up
Speaker 2: about it? Like the earth is spinning faster now, like okay,
Speaker 2: shut the fuck up. I don't care. Literally, monkey poxs
Speaker 2: is happening, Okay, shut the fuck up. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't just shut the fuck up. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we need to stop telling me about things
Speaker 1: I can't fix, because it's just giving me like impending
Speaker 1: doom anxiety and like I've already been having like awful anxiety,
Speaker 1: and like the Internet is just making it like so
Speaker 1: much worse, and part of me I understand. I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: it is good to know about things, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: at what rate?
Speaker 2: At what costs?
Speaker 1: Like I do not need to know everything everywhere all
Speaker 1: at once, like that I don't need to know, Like
Speaker 1: why why do I know what's happening like five thousand
Speaker 1: miles away, Like I don't, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Enough enough.
Speaker 1: I'm like like, no, I don't need to know that
Speaker 1: there's three new deadly diseases out to get me. But
Speaker 1: I don't also that I feel like it's out to
Speaker 1: get me, like it's it is going to happen to me.
Speaker 1: It is inevitable, inevitable that happens to me and only me,
Speaker 1: and I don't need it and I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk about it.
Speaker 2: Like the economy is ruined, we know this, we don't care.
Speaker 2: The USD is collapsing. We don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, and that's okay.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 2: It's like driving me fucking insane.
Speaker 1: As long as my mama and Papa are happy, literally,
Speaker 1: like as long as that's how I gauge my reality,
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Is like if my parents are chilling, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I had a call with my dad the other day,
Speaker 1: and like I was just asking, like how he is
Speaker 1: and everything, and like he was just so fine, and
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, the world isn't ending, like because
Speaker 1: for like somebody who has like because that's the other
Speaker 1: thing is like this is a privilege in itself that
Speaker 1: like I don't have many things to worry about, so like,
Speaker 1: of course I get like extremely like spiked up by
Speaker 1: the things I see. But my parents are still in
Speaker 1: a position where they have like a million and ten
Speaker 1: other things to be like actually like freaked out about.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, if they have all that to be
Speaker 1: freaked out about and they're still chilling, breathe, breathe, the
Speaker 1: famous words of Derek breathe.
Speaker 4: I think it's like it's our responsibility to just figure
Speaker 4: out what affects us, because that's it. And yet stop,
Speaker 4: Oh all right, Drew, can now you hit me harder
Speaker 4: this time? Oh?
Speaker 1: Was I not hard? That's good wow, okay, okay, stop,
Speaker 1: he's bleeding. He has a nosebleed.
Speaker 4: It is so hot in here.
Speaker 1: It's he said, it was our responsibility.
Speaker 4: It is because this ship will never end like the
Speaker 4: But if you're mongering in the news, never.
Speaker 2: For the rest of way will we start rewarding like
Speaker 2: happy news. Like when we stop rewarding and like giving
Speaker 2: people money for telling us that the worst thing in
Speaker 2: the world is happening right now, everybody's anxieties level, anxiety
Speaker 2: levels will go down, Like I'm yes, I need to
Speaker 2: know that the world is ending, like I'm aware of that.
Speaker 2: I need to know that climate change is a happy
Speaker 2: alarming rate.
Speaker 4: Like what I know?
Speaker 1: This flying jets from one end of the city to
Speaker 1: the other?
Speaker 2: Literally, what am I like?
Speaker 4: What is what is that?
Speaker 2: Like my knowledge on that actually doing for anything? Here's
Speaker 2: the thing I fucking heard.
Speaker 1: Missus Taylor invited you on the jet.
Speaker 2: You're getting on?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I literally I texted IDM Jordan and I was like,
Speaker 2: the way I'm going to infiltrate Taylor's for in group
Speaker 2: just to get on this fucking private jet that's like
Speaker 2: all over it and I want to post a picture
Speaker 2: from it. So bad like literally so bad. I think
Speaker 2: it was so funny, and then also make a documentary
Speaker 2: it like like finding Taylor's jet or something finding Taylor.
Speaker 1: Also, with all this being said, I don't want it
Speaker 1: to come off that I'm like, we shouldn't know anything.
Speaker 1: I understand. I want to make it very clear. I understand,
Speaker 1: and I do know that like having open source news
Speaker 1: that is like more unbiased than the news stations that
Speaker 1: our fucking parents had is good. I understand that, but
Speaker 1: it's too much. And also the misinformation is kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, now every bitch with doctor in her name
Speaker 1: is on TikTok talking to me. Miss, you're an obg
Speaker 1: y n.
Speaker 2: Wait, I watched this documentar Why are you telling me?
Speaker 2: I watched this documentary called Our Father. That shit was
Speaker 2: fucking crazy. Have you heard of it?
Speaker 1: Kaind No, it is.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I don't want to spoil it because
Speaker 2: I want everybody to go into it with like fresh eyes.
Speaker 2: I will say it was like like a little disingenuous
Speaker 2: and like like making light of a situation that like
Speaker 2: is really fucking gnarly, And the documentary wasn't done the best,
Speaker 2: Like it was like a little like not offensive, but
Speaker 2: there's like a word there that I'm missing that I
Speaker 2: was just like, like, it's a little weird that you
Speaker 2: would make a documentary on yeah, or I don't know,
Speaker 2: but it's about like I just don't want to say
Speaker 2: anything because I went into it completely blind and like
Speaker 2: I was, I haven't had my jaw dropped from a
Speaker 2: documentary like this ever in my life. Like I was like,
Speaker 2: and it was just one after another, like it just
Speaker 2: kept going and going, and I was like, I was like,
Speaker 2: are you fucking kidding me? And this dude is just
Speaker 2: like a like is free, Like I don't.
Speaker 4: Know it was.
Speaker 2: It was really.
Speaker 1: The Mormon documentary.
Speaker 2: Yes, I need to watch that.
Speaker 1: We should watch that after this. Yeah, but I have
Speaker 1: to play Fortnite, so like.
Speaker 2: I'll go to the smoke shop, get the bong, you
Speaker 2: play Fortnite.
Speaker 1: Yeah, happy birthday, And we're filming this on Devon's birthday.
Speaker 1: And that even that like doesn't clarify it at all,
Speaker 1: like us being like we have to go get the
Speaker 1: bong first, and then oh, happy birthday Devon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well that's a little secret for us to get.
Speaker 1: That's inside, that's insider trading secrets. Fuck oh Okay, I
Speaker 1: have to squash this before it like gets too crazy.
Speaker 1: But whoever is starting the rumor that I give like
Speaker 1: the best head in the Greater Los Angeles area, in
Speaker 1: the tri Say area needs to stop, not because it's
Speaker 1: not true, but just because that puts like an immense
Speaker 1: amount of pressure on me.
Speaker 7: And then like yeah, because then when I like I
Speaker 7: already like have to carry the burden of giving really
Speaker 7: good head and that being like a known thing within
Speaker 7: my life, we circle, we.
Speaker 2: Have had so many conversations like I'm actually fucking tearing
Speaker 2: up about it right now because it's just like it
Speaker 2: really is hard that you have to live with the
Speaker 2: throat goat like you are the throat goat, and now
Speaker 2: that people know.
Speaker 6: It, it's so it's scary much pressure, Like I don't
Speaker 6: know what to do with it, And honestly, it gives
Speaker 6: me performance anxiety because now going into the ring and
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh my god, okay, like is my hair up?
Speaker 1: Like am I good? Are my chains like tucked?
Speaker 2: Like so they're not like like you're good? And every
Speaker 2: time you freak out about it, you come out the
Speaker 2: other side and you're like damn, like that was that
Speaker 2: was better?
Speaker 4: Than the last.
Speaker 1: You know, like I know, I know, but yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys have to stop it because like also, like so
Speaker 1: many people are like trying to like tap in, and
Speaker 1: it's just like I'm like I'm booked. I'm like literally
Speaker 1: too busy to like get anybody else on the great No, no,
Speaker 1: I actually can't. Then, like I genuinely thought about that,
Speaker 1: I was gonna.
Speaker 2: Go on like a nasty ramp, but like, no, he's
Speaker 2: not fucking I know it. I know for a fact.
Speaker 1: There there is like a picture of like a guy
Speaker 1: who like has the similar build to him, who's like
Speaker 1: has his back turned to the camera and his butt naked,
Speaker 1: and like I was again, I was like, dude, one,
Speaker 1: Drake is like a big man, but like not in
Speaker 1: the way that I find a big man attractive. He's
Speaker 1: like a bigger man in the sense I'm like, ill.
Speaker 2: You like work out yourself so much.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's so embarrassing. You work out and you
Speaker 1: like stay in the mirror, ye get a grip, get
Speaker 1: a grip.
Speaker 2: Well that's literally that's literally me. Now I'm like becoming
Speaker 2: that I like look at myself in the mirror and
Speaker 2: like I'm like.
Speaker 1: When I go to workout classes. I do my very
Speaker 1: best to not look in the mirror look at that,
Speaker 1: because it freaks me out.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, how big I am, like, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: Fucking you did not hear a word that you just said. Huh,
Speaker 4: you're just like looking at your own body and then
Speaker 4: we're not here. Yeah, let me see your biceps, Keith Fox,
Speaker 4: pull those out. Damn mad that. I feel like you
Speaker 4: guys's biceps are like similar size.
Speaker 1: Honestly, Oh, you made him mad? Like why are you
Speaker 1: so mad being compared to a woman, Like why is that? Why?
Speaker 4: Why is it even bad?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 4: What does he do?
Speaker 1: Is he crying?
Speaker 2: Drew?
Speaker 4: No, No, he walked in there and he was smiling,
Speaker 4: and then I looked over and he put on like
Speaker 4: a fake sad face.
Speaker 1: Come on, you got a fucking water filoster and kept
Speaker 1: squirting me with it. Yesterday I was doing the laun tree. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was squirting, yes, yeah, and I slipped in it
Speaker 1: and I fell and I broke my two front tas.
Speaker 2: I can't tell.
Speaker 1: It feels pretty like it's powerful.
Speaker 2: It hurts me really bad. It makes me bleed, like
Speaker 2: floss makes me bleed.
Speaker 1: I need that, maybe because I think I flost too aggressively.
Speaker 1: I'm like a really aggressive like. Also, I'll squash it
Speaker 1: right now, because everybody has always wondered why did I
Speaker 1: take out my fucking uh smiley piercing. I took it
Speaker 1: out because since I got like a really big one,
Speaker 1: jurors hitting a jewel right now and he's embarrassed, so
Speaker 1: he's turning. I got a really big one so it
Speaker 1: would like sit slanted, and it made the gums on
Speaker 1: my left big tooth raise the tiniest bit, and that
Speaker 1: really scared me because I'm already a really like rough
Speaker 1: toothbrusher because I give such good heads that sometimes when
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you get the do and I do
Speaker 1: that with Wiener two, but I like brush my teeth
Speaker 1: way too hard and that can lead to like your
Speaker 1: gums raising, and then I just got really paranoid about it.
Speaker 1: And basically what I'm trying to say is I need
Speaker 1: to go to the dentist, which I'm going to tomorrow,
Speaker 1: and they're probably gonna tell me that I have like
Speaker 1: four cavities and then my wisdom teeth are infected and
Speaker 1: that like I have fuckingis yeah ginger bitis tonsilstones and
Speaker 1: like I don't know what else. I don't know what
Speaker 1: else and gum do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm good. You're just like, oh no, I was
Speaker 4: just like stretching my neck.
Speaker 2: What are you stretching your neck for?
Speaker 4: What do you think? True? What we do after every episode?
Speaker 5: Say it?
Speaker 2: Don't say it?
Speaker 4: I throw out of you in the back of the apartment. Well,
Speaker 4: and he's playing Fortnite and has no idea what's going on?
Speaker 2: Why would you tell her that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't need to know that. Now you're gonna
Speaker 1: fuck with my game because I'm gonna be playing and
Speaker 1: be scared for my life that that's what you guys
Speaker 1: are doing.
Speaker 2: Oh look, one of my hairs is in the.
Speaker 1: Mic cool ending to an episode.
Speaker 2: Like what just happens?
Speaker 1: It's not over until it's not over till I say
Speaker 1: it's over. Me and Ryan are so Lana del Rey
Speaker 1: Vinyl vibes.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 1: I actually won't even say what we wait, bitch.
Speaker 3: Deal Ray.
Speaker 1: I can't even say what we've been getting into because
Speaker 1: me and Ryan were talking about it and like I
Speaker 1: was like, na because we were also granted crossfaded when
Speaker 1: we were talking about this. I was like, not as
Speaker 1: sounding like every fucking friends group, who's like, no, we
Speaker 1: need a movie, like we need a show. But I
Speaker 1: do want us to like start writing down the things
Speaker 1: we do because me and O'Ryan are like, this is again.
Speaker 1: I know this sounds so fucking annoying, and maybe we'll
Speaker 1: get into a few of the like little shenanigans we
Speaker 1: get into together when we have her on, but like
Speaker 1: we do things that later on we're like, wait, why
Speaker 1: was that so literally Lana del Rey Vinyl Sleigh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like why was that so tumblr?
Speaker 2: Jiff Reblug, I cannot believe at the same time you
Speaker 2: were living your Lona del Ray fantasy, I was also
Speaker 2: doing it and it was not like talked about between us.
Speaker 2: But I was sitting in my school parking lot listening to.
Speaker 1: I know I wasn't talked about because I thought I
Speaker 1: was gonna date you.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean like this past few days.
Speaker 1: I think when we were teenagers, I was like, girl,
Speaker 1: I know why. I didn't think you were a lot
Speaker 1: of fans like I can.
Speaker 2: Name no, no, no, I we were living Orlana del
Speaker 2: Ray fantasies at the same time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this past the past few.
Speaker 2: Days and it was lit I like freaked out in
Speaker 2: the parking. I was like, holy shit, this is the
Speaker 2: best album ever made.
Speaker 1: Simply Born to Die. Yeah, And honestly, Ultra Violence are
Speaker 1: like you can't, you.
Speaker 2: Can't, Pete, don't compete where you don't compare.
Speaker 1: Also, I've said it once and I'll side again, true
Speaker 1: or true Romance by Charlie. I always almost say chemical Romance.
Speaker 1: It's true Romance by Charlie XCX that album. Are you
Speaker 1: fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2: Like it like it dies?
Speaker 1: No one compared to you. This only oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh wake up from miss and night? Oh god, wait? No,
Speaker 1: Like the thing is I remember when I was I've
Speaker 1: said this also before. I'm just repeating, Shit, I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck fuck you, fuck you and your mom,
Speaker 1: and you're fucking ugly and you smell like fuck it's sweaty,
Speaker 1: pussing balls far.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I remember when I was like seventeen and I
Speaker 1: would see like twenty five year olds talking about like, oh.
Speaker 6: My god, like I miss being like a teenager. There
Speaker 6: was just something so like sweet about that, and I
Speaker 6: was like, grow the fuck up. You are so fucking weird.
Speaker 6: What the fuck are you talking about right now? As
Speaker 6: if I don't listen to old music, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, what, Like, I actually I would rather fucking die
Speaker 1: two times over than be fifteen again because it was
Speaker 1: genuinely like the worst time in my life and so boring.
Speaker 1: But the feelings, the feelings, because they.
Speaker 2: Were all so new, It was so rough, real, it
Speaker 2: was all happening and the world wasn't ending yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, to be fair, like I say that right
Speaker 1: now as if I don't think back to being like twenty,
Speaker 1: and I feel like that about being twenty, So like
Speaker 1: I'm just literally like I am one of those people,
Speaker 1: which I feel like most people our age are now,
Speaker 1: where like I cannot enjoy the now for the goddamn
Speaker 1: fucking life of me, Like I cannot. It's rare. I'm
Speaker 1: in a moment and I'm like, no, that's kind of
Speaker 1: a lie. Like I find myself being grateful for being
Speaker 1: in moments, but I enjoy things so much better at
Speaker 1: least two days later. Yeah, a week later, me and
Speaker 1: I E were talking about that. We're like, I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: when we were walking around together, I was like, literally,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be like the kind of things we
Speaker 1: think about when we're like forty and we're hanging out
Speaker 1: together and we're like, oh my god, like we were
Speaker 1: like just young and like doing shit. And then she
Speaker 1: was like, bitch, I'm gonna feel like that in two days,
Speaker 1: and I was like sure.
Speaker 2: There was like seven months where I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: like I'm like living in the moment, this is the
Speaker 2: best life ever. I like am so grateful for everything
Speaker 2: that I have. And then like in the last like
Speaker 2: two months, like for some reason, I have been like
Speaker 2: the most scared of literally everything ever. Like I feel
Speaker 2: that like me and you both when you were talking
Speaker 2: about it last night, I was like, dude, like, now
Speaker 2: that I think about it, like like something also happened
Speaker 2: to me where I'm like, dude, like I am like
Speaker 2: like freaked out about everything, like everything all the time,
Speaker 2: and I'm like like I'm freaked out about my future.
Speaker 2: Like and I for like seven months I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: like I don't give a fuck, But like all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, now I care.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, And what's sadness. It's not even
Speaker 1: a care in the way that like I would like
Speaker 1: for it to be a care. It's a care in
Speaker 1: a way that like I feel impending doom and not
Speaker 1: even just like because of news. It's literally I like
Speaker 1: I spoke to my therapist about it, like come on,
Speaker 1: and I will be seeing a psychiatrist, but I'm seeing
Speaker 1: a psychiatrist in a way that like so basically I
Speaker 1: spoke to my therapist and we came to the conclusion that, like,
Speaker 1: I think what would help me is validation on like
Speaker 1: the like anxiety and shit I've been feeling because I've
Speaker 1: been feeling like and I think I mentioned this a
Speaker 1: few episodes episodes ago, I've been feeling like intense anxiety
Speaker 1: like I've never had before. I've never been like a
Speaker 1: super anxious person. Like I've definitely had anxiety, but not
Speaker 1: the way it is now. Like now it's almost like debilitating.
Speaker 1: Like Drew went out of town and I was home
Speaker 1: alone for three days, and I enjoyed like being alone,
Speaker 1: but there was like a part of like this anxiety
Speaker 1: that came with it that like when I had to
Speaker 1: leave the house, it took me. I wish this was
Speaker 1: a joke, like two hours to like muster up the
Speaker 1: courage to actually stand up and leave the house. Like
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like okay, Like I was
Speaker 1: fully ready to go, and I was like I'm gonna leave.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, dude, I'm gonna leave it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna getkilled. I'm gonna leave it. I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave in. This is gonna happen. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: leave in the fucking fires, the stove is on, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna leave in like azo eat something that kills her.
Speaker 1: Like it's insane the way my brain like attacks me
Speaker 1: and then I freak out and spiral into almost a
Speaker 1: panic attack, but like I don't I don't get like
Speaker 1: the hyperventilating and like those reactions of it. It's literally
Speaker 1: just me freaking out and being like incapable of being
Speaker 1: assisted for twenty minutes. And then after freak out, I'm like, now.
Speaker 5: What was that?
Speaker 1: What was that? Like I was being crazy? But yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'll be seeing as I'll let you guys know
Speaker 1: what I'm told. I don't know why I said all that.
Speaker 1: Now I feel like I overshared.
Speaker 2: We need to do a drunk episode, I know, or
Speaker 2: and also a high episode.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I'm that interesting like drunk though,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know if I say anything like necessarily
Speaker 1: funny yeah or hi, oh my god, bitch. Hi, I
Speaker 1: just like I am the bitch who's like, I'm so
Speaker 1: giggly right now. I'll never forget one time I was
Speaker 1: smoking with a guy I liked. Tell me why we
Speaker 1: were watching We were watching funny videos. Bitch, fuck you,
Speaker 1: he was a fucking cunt. Yeah, we were laying down
Speaker 1: watching videos and we had just smoked and I was
Speaker 1: high as fucking giggling my ass off.
Speaker 4: Tell me why.
Speaker 1: He deadpan turns to me and is like, why are
Speaker 1: you laughing so much? Like literally, like what like you
Speaker 1: You're like, you got way too high because this is
Speaker 1: not that funny.
Speaker 2: You're high right now?
Speaker 1: And then yes, I did have sex with him twenty
Speaker 1: minutes later, you're so high, But honestly, like, that's just
Speaker 1: that's the joy of being a young twenty something having
Speaker 1: sex with a fucking loser. That's that's honestly. We all
Speaker 1: gotta get through it. We all gotta get through it.
Speaker 1: Me not me, But yeah, I'll never forget that. That
Speaker 1: was so human.
Speaker 2: Actually, every person I've ever had sex with is a loser.
Speaker 2: Cut it. You need to cut it, dude.
Speaker 1: Being personal online makes me so uncomfortable. Now, I get
Speaker 1: so scared.
Speaker 2: That's how we built our audiences though I know, but.
Speaker 1: I've talked about it before. But yeah, oh, actually you
Speaker 1: know what to make up for all the cuts?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 1: Actually? This is such a sexually based question, and I'm
Speaker 1: always like, why do so many sex burns reach out
Speaker 1: to us? And this is why I think sixty nine
Speaker 1: is one of the like biggest fucking Well, you're the
Speaker 1: one who brought up earlier, but it had me thinking
Speaker 1: I mentioned this in my video and I didn't explain
Speaker 1: it correctly, but like sixty nine is the biggest scam
Speaker 1: of all time?
Speaker 2: Like to me?
Speaker 1: To me like that is like I think, why the
Speaker 1: fuck would I want to be putting in work like
Speaker 1: I enjoy doing that job? Like I'll like like I've
Speaker 1: been I've been given a promotion to the captain of
Speaker 1: the ship, Like I am good at the job. Bitch,
Speaker 1: I don't want to clock in when you're clocking in
Speaker 1: because I'm like, what the fuck is the fuck? Like, No,
Speaker 1: I don't like, I don't agree with it. I think
Speaker 1: it is a scam. Can I just lay down, bitch? Please?
Speaker 1: Can I?
Speaker 4: Can? I?
Speaker 1: Can I live?
Speaker 2: Can I fucking live? And that's my Yes, I love it.
Speaker 2: It's fun.
Speaker 1: No, I don't have fun. I don't have fun. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I want to have fun on my that let me,
Speaker 1: let's see what this mattress feels like on my back
Speaker 1: right now that I'm oversharing so crazy.
Speaker 2: One last thing that I wanted to well, there's two technically,
Speaker 2: but I'm only gonna share one. But in Texas or
Speaker 2: just literally anywhere, like, but I noticed it happening a
Speaker 2: bunch in Texas. I would like, like whether I was
Speaker 2: at the movies, or we were walking around the mall
Speaker 2: with my sister, or like we were at a restaurant
Speaker 2: or something. I get intints like intin like visceral fear
Speaker 2: in my body when I see like a group of
Speaker 2: like sixteen year old seventeen year olds, fourteen year olds
Speaker 2: even like, I am so scared. And it's not even
Speaker 2: like I'm physically afraid of them. It's like I'm scared
Speaker 2: of what they're thinking about me, yeah, and saying me
Speaker 2: because I was sixteen once and I was a mean person.
Speaker 1: Yeah I was a fucking bastard. Yeah I didn't give
Speaker 1: a fun.
Speaker 2: Literally and I have no reason too. It's like, yeah, like,
Speaker 2: what are you gonna hit me? I'm sixteen years old,
Speaker 2: but I will hit a sixteen year old. I don't
Speaker 2: give a up. I am sixteen years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are gonna say you are sixteen, so it's
Speaker 1: a fair fights.
Speaker 2: I'll be sixteen forever. Yeah, but no, like I will
Speaker 2: hit a sixteen year old.
Speaker 1: They're just fucking evil. Like I'm not kidding my people.
Speaker 1: Thirteen sixteen or like the worst. I was the worst
Speaker 1: version of myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally in my teen years. The one of the
Speaker 2: reasons why that like popped up into my fucking head
Speaker 2: was because we were in Walmart, me and Madelin and
Speaker 2: Steve and and we were getting what were we fucking getting? Oh,
Speaker 2: we went for your PS five but they didn't fucking
Speaker 2: have it. But we were like walking around the Walmart
Speaker 2: in grand Berry and I love that place. It's my sanctuary.
Speaker 2: I love people watching there. And then we're just like
Speaker 2: walking through the toy aisles because I'm like, I need
Speaker 2: to get like a fidget toy or something while I'm here.
Speaker 2: I ended up getting one, but we're like walking through
Speaker 2: and then these like young hick ass like camo wearing
Speaker 2: boot clicking like kids like walk up to me and
Speaker 2: it's like yo, like will you be in my TikTok.
Speaker 2: I'll give you a dollar. And at first I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: he probably knows who I am, like, okay, whatever, and
Speaker 2: then he was I was like no, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to do that, and then he like talked to Maddeline
Speaker 2: and Steven was like, being my TikTok, I'll give you
Speaker 2: a dollar, and Maddalin and Steven were like, no, we're
Speaker 2: not doing that. And then they were like, come on,
Speaker 2: just like do it, like please please, and they were
Speaker 2: like being like really aggressive and we were like I
Speaker 2: was like, fine, we'll fucking do it. Whatever. And he
Speaker 2: pulls out his money and like I'm not taking your money,
Speaker 2: like I'll just be in your stupid fucking TikTok whatever.
Speaker 2: And then they're like sitting there and the kids scrolling
Speaker 2: through his sounds and he has some really really gnarly
Speaker 2: sounds like on TikTok, like really gnarly shit, and then
Speaker 2: he's like I don't know which one to pick, and
Speaker 2: then the one of the friends like with the cash,
Speaker 2: leans over and it's like like you should do like
Speaker 2: this one blah blah blah blah, and I didn't hear
Speaker 2: what he said, and then they both started laughing out loud,
Speaker 2: and they picked the sound, turned the audio down on
Speaker 2: the and it was all five of us in frame,
Speaker 2: and then the two kids that asked us to me
Speaker 2: in the TikTok like walked out after one second. And
Speaker 2: it was like, like, I don't know what it said,
Speaker 2: but it was definitely like in the preface like before,
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know any TikTok dances and
Speaker 2: he was like, oh well, Like I was like, what
Speaker 2: audio are you going to use? And he was like
Speaker 2: you shouldn't. You shouldn't care because you're not emo or gay.
Speaker 2: And I was like, girl, you have no idea. You
Speaker 2: have no idea because I'm not. And so like I
Speaker 2: was assuming obviously like oh, this is like it's like
Speaker 2: a yeah, like a fucked up audio that's like like
Speaker 2: if you're gay, like stay in frame or something like that.
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, like fucking losers. And then
Speaker 2: I thought about it more and I was like, these
Speaker 2: kids are freaks, and I bet this is a crazy
Speaker 2: audio because.
Speaker 1: I I was gonna say, like, I haven't heard any
Speaker 1: crazy TikTok audios, but I can only imagine that there's
Speaker 1: a side that's it's like fucking.
Speaker 2: Four chance, Yeah, exactly, That's what it felt like. So
Speaker 2: then like the kids walked away and started like like
Speaker 2: laugh like laughing really loud at the end of the hall,
Speaker 2: and Madam walked out of frame. I walked out a
Speaker 2: frame and it was just Stephen, And then I felt
Speaker 2: bad for just being Steven, so I like walked back
Speaker 2: in frame and like got big in the camera or whatever.
Speaker 2: And then like I thought about it more and I
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, I whatever, this is, like I do
Speaker 2: not want this on the internet. So I just deleted
Speaker 2: the video and we walked away and they screamed at us,
Speaker 2: like I was actually terrified. I was like, oh, They're
Speaker 2: gonna like come like hit me, and I'm like, funck,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to beat up a fourteen year old,
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck, I'm gonna grab this skateboard.
Speaker 1: I wish I was there because I would have been
Speaker 1: such a fucking cun to them. I would have broken
Speaker 1: their dude. And there were two there were fourteen year
Speaker 1: old I would have fucking broken there were two girls
Speaker 1: with him, fucking evil.
Speaker 2: No, there were two girls with him that like were
Speaker 2: calling us like crazy names, and I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: this is crazy. I am literally being bullied and hate
Speaker 2: crimed in Walmart right now, Like this is crazy. Like
Speaker 2: I wish i'd heard the audio before I deleted the video,
Speaker 2: but like I was so scared, so I just deleted
Speaker 2: it and walked.
Speaker 4: Would you look up em on TikTok? No, I'll do it.
Speaker 2: It's so grave. You're so great that no, I doubt.
Speaker 2: It's like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't thing you get fine by looking that up.
Speaker 1: I bet I think you have to be on like
Speaker 1: the scary pipeline of technoo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, what is it?
Speaker 4: All?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Side?
Speaker 1: All right pipeline? Yeah, my fucking little wiener. That's terrifying it.
Speaker 1: I would beat the fuck out of them. Kids are
Speaker 1: so mean, they're getting progressively more.
Speaker 2: Mean because of shit like it's being rewarded.
Speaker 1: Crazy how like TikTok is really a reward system for
Speaker 1: being fucking evil because everyone's trying to get top comment
Speaker 1: for being a fucking cunt, which is crazy because it's
Speaker 1: also one of the platforms where people are so quick
Speaker 1: to like jump down someone's throat and like play the
Speaker 1: moral high ground games. I'm like, damn, pick a side
Speaker 1: because like I literally could post something right now, and
Speaker 1: if someone got a good quip at me of calling
Speaker 1: me fucking ugly and stinky in a fucking freak, it
Speaker 1: would get top comment.
Speaker 2: Y'all be like ha ha ha. I mean literally, any
Speaker 2: video we post the top comment, like which I don't
Speaker 2: give a ship because I know it's coming from any place,
Speaker 2: But like, there are people that see these top comments
Speaker 2: about me being like a fucking freak or something, yeah,
Speaker 2: and like being and thinking it serious and like enjoying that,
Speaker 2: which I literally don't give a shit, but like for
Speaker 2: like the random local that like posts a TikTok that
Speaker 2: gets one hundred and fifty thousand likes, like, and then
Speaker 2: all of the comments are making fun of them. I'm like, damn,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know if they realize that these people
Speaker 2: aren't joking or they are joking, but like they're still
Speaker 2: saying mean things. It's crazy, just like TikTok is sick
Speaker 2: and twisted, but I still love it. I still scroll
Speaker 2: on it. Let's check my screen time from Texas.
Speaker 1: TikTok still wins.
Speaker 2: All right, let's check.
Speaker 1: That's such a crazy story, Like why did that make
Speaker 1: me so mad?
Speaker 2: It freaked me out literally body.
Speaker 1: Slam a child if they acted like that with me,
Speaker 1: and you can quote me on that. Oh, Brian's gonna
Speaker 1: be like, hey, like we don't know if we want
Speaker 1: to work with her, because recently in a podcast episode,
Speaker 1: she said that she would body slam a child, and like,
Speaker 1: that's kind of fucked up. Remember when it was like
Speaker 1: top tier comedy to talk about how you wanted to
Speaker 1: like literally squish kids the bottom of your foot.
Speaker 2: Like, what was I doing like July tenth through the
Speaker 2: seventh seventeenth on iPhone? I guess no, it looks like
Speaker 2: it's an hour and fifty two minutes, Like, look, this
Speaker 2: is twenty three minutes, twenty one minutes, eleven minutes, sixteen minutes.
Speaker 2: I've never done that. Was I like camping or something?
Speaker 1: July kind of after fourth of July? Where were you?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think you were here. You were here?
Speaker 2: Damn I'm lit. I was only on my phone for
Speaker 2: twenty three minutes. But what was last week? Last week
Speaker 2: was bad?
Speaker 1: That same mine?
Speaker 2: Yeah, last week was bad?
Speaker 1: Damn me?
Speaker 2: Getting had two hours on TikTok, three hours on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Damn Yeah, my average was eight hours last week when
Speaker 2: I was in Texas's but it always turns up when
Speaker 2: I go to Texas because I like do nothing else.
Speaker 1: Mine is probably crazy because I was home alone and
Speaker 1: freaking out.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Mine was seven hours and fifteen minutes. I dedicated thirty
Speaker 1: eight hours of my last week of last week to
Speaker 1: social media.
Speaker 2: Forty one for me.
Speaker 4: We could get that number up.
Speaker 1: I think I need to get it up.
Speaker 4: I think we should get that up.
Speaker 1: I think if it's up, it's stuck.
Speaker 4: I've heard that for I think my grandma used to
Speaker 4: say that.
Speaker 1: Your grandma, I used to say that, what does that mean?
Speaker 2: It's up and then it stuck?
Speaker 4: It means when it's up, it's also no.
Speaker 1: I think she was referring to fucking like no. I
Speaker 1: think she was referring to literally like money. Oh, because
Speaker 1: I remember I used to think.
Speaker 4: I think we've had this conversation on the podcast before.
Speaker 4: How we actually yeah? And then I googled it and then.
Speaker 1: I like read, I'm never talking to you but again
Speaker 1: before we end.
Speaker 4: Someone uploaded a compilation of me getting hit on the podcast,
Speaker 4: and then people think it's real.
Speaker 1: It is real?
Speaker 4: Don't people know that it's real? And in the comments
Speaker 4: people are like, no, personally, I wouldn't. I wouldn't take that.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so sure. I'm so sure, andiel be like
Speaker 1: everybody is so annoying me included, Like people are like
Speaker 1: I would never bitch, Yes, you would, because I would
Speaker 1: put up with anything.
Speaker 4: M h.
Speaker 1: We give Kai lots of love and y'all are jealous.
Speaker 1: That's true, and you have.
Speaker 2: To you have to make that love worthwhile by if
Speaker 2: you were sitting in that chair, you would want me
Speaker 2: to hit you too.
Speaker 1: Dude. There's so many things that the podcast, like there's
Speaker 1: just such a lore that like people outside of it,
Speaker 1: like the video of you dead on the concrete, Like
Speaker 1: the amount of comments I saw where it was like
Speaker 1: this girl is.
Speaker 2: So fucked up.
Speaker 1: Her friend really could have died, but like people being
Speaker 1: and then people were like, no, that's literally like his
Speaker 1: like best friend, Like it's like not that, and people
Speaker 1: were like, people were like, m my best friend would
Speaker 1: never I.
Speaker 2: Was talking about this, I was like, dude, the Lord,
Speaker 2: like becoming a new fan of us, like is probably
Speaker 2: like the scariest task to like climb.
Speaker 1: What what if I just.
Speaker 2: Scratch, Like.
Speaker 1: I'd fucking squirt right onto you.
Speaker 2: Damn really Okay, as as you're like hand.
Speaker 1: Goes down, like the squirt would increase into like fire
Speaker 1: hydrant status.
Speaker 4: Of like water.
Speaker 2: Sure, but I was like becoming like having to sift
Speaker 2: through like the cousin dating allegations, like and like being
Speaker 2: like wait, are they actually dating? Like that's something every
Speaker 2: single person has to go through. It's like are they
Speaker 2: actually cousins? Are they actually dating? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, and yes yeah, and it can say like that.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: What's crazy to think about is like there's definitely people
Speaker 1: who are like that's funny. But like, like I wonder
Speaker 1: if we would ever be in a relationship, like a
Speaker 1: romantic relationship outside of us, in our open relationship, if
Speaker 1: like our other like partner would be like no, I
Speaker 1: don't fuck with that.
Speaker 2: Like, well, Kai doesn't really like enjoy like us.
Speaker 1: He doesn't care.
Speaker 2: I mean he like gets mad sometimes.
Speaker 1: About them, but like it's self control.
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's like it's also like, oh, he knows it's
Speaker 2: a joke, and when we have sex and make love
Speaker 2: to each other, it's just a joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like, well we have to keep it up.
Speaker 1: We have to keep up that to.
Speaker 2: Keep the bit. Yeah, but no, actually I feel like
Speaker 2: there will be a moment when someone is like I
Speaker 2: don't know if I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's like certain lines like we don't
Speaker 1: cross or like we don't like to talk. Like I
Speaker 1: almost did something this episode, but I didn't do it,
Speaker 1: mostly because I was like on camera that would look crazy,
Speaker 1: Like it would look crazy. But you know, like one
Speaker 1: of the episodes where I got down and I was like,
Speaker 1: let me get that, Like I almost did it again,
Speaker 1: but like put my hair up and was like grab it,
Speaker 1: like just all my hair. And then I was like
Speaker 1: thinking about what that would look like from the back,
Speaker 1: and I was like that would be too much. It'd
Speaker 1: be like too real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's like shit we do off camera though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it is insane the amount. But I think
Speaker 1: I've said that before too, Like we have friends who
Speaker 1: see the way our friend group interacts and they're like,
Speaker 1: I've never seen people talk about sex like so much.
Speaker 2: So much.
Speaker 1: What's crazy is we talk about sex but never seriously,
Speaker 1: like yeah, and when it does get serious, I feel
Speaker 1: like those conversations are usually like short winded and they
Speaker 1: don't like we're just like not the kind of group
Speaker 1: to like talk in depth about our sex life. To
Speaker 1: an extent with like like, I literally don't know how
Speaker 1: to have those conversations.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I've kept a secret for so long that I
Speaker 2: literally just don't talk about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then when you do, like it feels like
Speaker 1: I'm hearing like a fictional story.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, I don't know what I told kaya
Speaker 2: is something the other day and he was like, you
Speaker 2: need to do you remember that that those voice notes
Speaker 2: where and you were like, dude, you need to like
Speaker 2: write this down. This is crazy.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that one, that one story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to it was good.
Speaker 2: Did you save the audio messages? I think he did,
Speaker 2: because I don't think I saved.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't save that.
Speaker 1: You don't have your audio message on like automatic save. No,
Speaker 1: I saved everything, So don't say anything out of pocket
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: They were words shared that wasn't allowed to be saved.
Speaker 4: I had it on automatic save. But then I've had
Speaker 4: people multiple times be like, dude, why did you just
Speaker 4: save that because it says like a notification. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: was saved, and it seems very deliberate, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm turning this off. I don't want people to think
Speaker 4: I'm like collecting.
Speaker 1: You said, that to my phone. That's mine, mine, about
Speaker 1: his mine now?
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was just like that I had that.
Speaker 2: I told kay, but I've probably told you about it.
Speaker 1: Let me get something, you give it to everybody she's perrying,
Speaker 1: all right, well let's do media.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. So in Texas I saw the movie Vengeance,
Speaker 2: which has the guy from the Office in it, and
Speaker 2: I went into it thinking it's gonna be like an
Speaker 2: awful movie, and like the opening to the movie has
Speaker 2: John Mayer like talk like browing down, and I was like,
Speaker 2: this is gonna be bad, Like this is gonna be
Speaker 2: really bad John Mayer. Yeah, And then it like turned
Speaker 2: into like a very very beautiful movie about like what
Speaker 2: she's making this insane face about. I can do it
Speaker 2: again about I'll just watch the clip back.
Speaker 1: You can use that against them. Have you seen that audio?
Speaker 2: Sorry, Joe. It was just like a very beautiful movie
Speaker 2: about like, uh shit, ask nowhere Texas culture, which I've
Speaker 2: never seen. Yeah, I've just never seen like Texas portrayed
Speaker 2: or like spoken about in a way that like wasn't
Speaker 2: coming from a place of like making fun of Texas people,
Speaker 2: which like, yes, like we're fucking crazy, and like it's
Speaker 2: funny to make fun of us. But like, also, there
Speaker 2: was just a line in this movie that stuck with
Speaker 2: me so well that it was like it was just
Speaker 2: talking about how like Texans like aren't actually stupid, but
Speaker 2: like what makes them stupid is there. They're actually like
Speaker 2: very intelligent people, and they just don't have outlets to
Speaker 2: put that intelligence into, so they put it into all
Speaker 2: right deals and conspiracy theories and like they just don't
Speaker 2: have access to the same like uh like like I
Speaker 2: don't know the word, like the same shit that like
Speaker 2: people who aren't fucking crazy. I don't know how to
Speaker 2: word it the way they worded it, but it was
Speaker 2: just like really interesting, and I was like, damn, this
Speaker 2: is like a really cool take that I've never seen,
Speaker 2: and they like weren't like it was a movie about
Speaker 2: like going to Texas to shit on Texas people and
Speaker 2: then finding out like, oh, like wait, they're kind of
Speaker 2: just like me. Yeah, but it wasn't the best movie
Speaker 2: I've ever seen, and I don't agree with a lot
Speaker 2: of things, but it was really that was a really
Speaker 2: pretty moment in the movie. The end freaked me the
Speaker 2: fuck out. I was like, this is too real.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've watched Teddy movies or anything. I'm
Speaker 1: still just playing Fortnite and oh I started Girls and
Speaker 1: that's a really good chow.
Speaker 2: You've been slashing it? Did you still sash it when
Speaker 2: I was gone?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I only watched it when I'm with Oryan.
Speaker 2: That's cute.
Speaker 1: I like watch it together. But my media is so,
Speaker 1: there's this artist called alex G. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the letter stands for, but you guys should definitely tap
Speaker 1: in alex Alex Gay.
Speaker 2: Do not listen to Alex G. Have y'all heard of
Speaker 2: Alex G?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Have you wait? Have you actually not heard of him?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I've never heard of him.
Speaker 1: Oh he's popping on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Stop staring at me.
Speaker 1: He kaind of gives these loving stairs that are almost
Speaker 1: like too much.
Speaker 2: Sometimes he like furls his brows and he.
Speaker 1: Like and he plays with himself a little. Okay. My
Speaker 1: media of the week is Dress You Up by Madonna.
Speaker 1: The Duke is Gone by Chuck Sendric I just died.
Speaker 2: Amazing podcast. Take him down so they can see regular.
Speaker 1: International player ANDTHEMB I've said that before and I'll say
Speaker 1: it again. Runner by Alex G. West End Girls by
Speaker 1: Pet Shop Boys, This Hour the Sunday, I Love You
Speaker 1: Was Forever Donna Lewis Looking playlist, Suck my Balls, Bitch.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I got We have to hurry.
Speaker 1: Because I have to play Fortnite. I know they updated
Speaker 1: the chop art.
Speaker 2: I Got on a Mountain by Danny L. Harrel, I've
Speaker 2: got video games by Lana del Rey, West Coast by
Speaker 2: Lena del Rey, Dark Paradise by Lana del Rey. And
Speaker 2: then we'll just give you one base Down Low by
Speaker 2: dev I like my beats fast and my base down. Hey,
Speaker 2: alright bye, It's you, It's you and everything. It's for
Speaker 2: emergency in