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Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? Welcome to this episode

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Speaker 1: of a Martini Intercom. Those are gonna be my last words.

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Speaker 2: Bye, but well, ultra real, oultra ultra Welcome back, guys.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's been like a month for some reason.

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Speaker 2: I literally feel weird.

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Speaker 1: I know, it feels like it's been a long time,

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Speaker 1: but it's just because you went out of town and

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Speaker 1: usually it's nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. But okay, so this morning or yesterday when you

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Speaker 2: picked me up from the airport, you were like like,

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Speaker 2: I'm shitting out of my ass, Like I'm spraying liquid

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Speaker 2: shit everywhere, Like I don't know what it is. It's

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Speaker 2: probably the chlorophyll because I'm drinking chlorophyll. Again. I opened

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Speaker 2: up that cabinet and I see you have probiotics in there.

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Speaker 2: Are you taking probiotics? Yeah, that's what's doing it to you.

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Speaker 1: To me this morning, I was like, I'm not even

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Speaker 1: taking fucking probiotics. What are you talking about? But that

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Speaker 1: literally is that's what it is. Okay. This is like

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Speaker 1: so tami and gross. But I went to go ship

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Speaker 1: and it was like ill, She's like it was like

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Speaker 1: a fire hydrant out my fucking buttthole and it was

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Speaker 1: like the worst it's ever been, and I couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 1: It was so bad that I was gonna go Pickture

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Speaker 1: up from the airport and I had to stand by

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Speaker 1: the bathroom for like an extra thirty minutes because I

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Speaker 1: was like, dude, if I fart, I'm gonna ship everywhere.

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Speaker 2: She talks to me when I was on the airplane,

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Speaker 2: She's like, I don't know if I'm gonna be able

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Speaker 2: to make it, Like I think I'm gonna shit.

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Speaker 1: Myself in the car, But I've been fine. This morning.

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Speaker 1: My poop was solid, but it was dark green because

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Speaker 1: of the core. Yeah, so I think it was definitely

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Speaker 1: a mix of the probiotics and the chlorphi that have

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Speaker 1: my guts to working, because my guts are still twerking.

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Speaker 1: Like it's like I haven't taken it today, Should I

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Speaker 1: take it? Should I still keep taking it?

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it'll it'll balance.

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Speaker 1: Take that every day, Yeah, every day.

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Speaker 2: I mean it depends on the bottle.

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Speaker 1: But like imagine it's like, only take one a week.

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Speaker 1: I've literally already taken five.

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Speaker 2: No, Yeah, you should be good. Probiotics are lit though

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Speaker 2: you're just eating like a bunch of bacteria. It's kind

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Speaker 2: of crazy.

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Speaker 1: I know it probably doesn't help, but like, like what

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Speaker 1: I'm eating with it too, is like all the kind

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Speaker 1: of things that make you shit your fucking little butt out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, talkies, hot Cheetos.

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Speaker 1: I've had a hot cheeto or talking in a minute.

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Speaker 1: I don't like.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I ate so much in Texas. It's so bad, dude.

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Speaker 2: When I go back to Texas, I literally lay in

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Speaker 2: bed at like one or two am, and what I

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Speaker 2: do is I go to seven eleven because there's a

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Speaker 2: new seven eleven in town. I go buy a shit eleven.

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Speaker 2: I have to get she literally just moved in. I

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Speaker 2: have to get a chocolate. I have to get a

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Speaker 2: sweet or a sour, which is typically like a gummy

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Speaker 2: get like a cakey item, so I get like one

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Speaker 2: of those hostess with the white swirl.

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Speaker 1: I was like a cake item.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I get a bag of hot chips,

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Speaker 2: so whether that's like talkies, hot cheetos, hot fries, one

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Speaker 2: of those, and I get a big bag of those.

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Speaker 2: And then on top of that, I also get the

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Speaker 2: uh cheddar cheese ruffles and I eat that bag on

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Speaker 1: You know what's so nasty about Drew is like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I was talking to Ryan about this and she doesn't

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Speaker 1: really care for but she agrees with me.

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Speaker 2: Drew, Okay, damn sure, we're talking shit.

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Speaker 1: Hot topic. Damn hot topic. Hot take. You are supposed

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Speaker 1: to eat your snacks from savory to sweet and end.

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Speaker 1: That is how you're supposed to do it. No, that's

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Speaker 1: how Michelin Star chefs feed you. They give you say

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Speaker 1: and then they end it with sweet. Drew will have

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Speaker 1: all of his snacks open and eat like a handful

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Speaker 1: of gummy bears and then throw chips in his mouth

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Speaker 1: right after, and then take a sip of a doctor

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Speaker 1: for more hot cheetahs. Like he literally like his teeth

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Speaker 1: have a crazy mix of gunks stuff.

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Speaker 2: You know why I do that, It's because I like

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Speaker 2: to like level out my flavors in my mouth. Because

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Speaker 2: if I eat all the sweets and then I moved

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Speaker 2: to the chocolate, then like I'm not gonna be able

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Speaker 2: to balance out that chocolate off the sweet savory. You're

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Speaker 2: gonna exactly just like all around. So like I like

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Speaker 1: No, you're literally supposed to have the savory thing until

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Speaker 1: your body is now craving a sweet because you had

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Speaker 1: so much savory and then you ended off with the

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Speaker 1: sweet and then you drink water.

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Speaker 2: I don't like having a sweet mouth after.

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Speaker 1: But why do you drink a pepsi to finish it off?

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Speaker 1: He's like, I don't want a sweet mouth after, but

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Speaker 1: he gets a vanilla doctor Pepper, and.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never had vanilla cream doctor Pepper. I like,

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Speaker 2: sue me, fucking put me in jail because I saw

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Speaker 2: it at CBS and I was like, you know what,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna try this. How was it? I haven't tried it?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Well no, I save it so I can have it

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Speaker 2: for like a good moment, like tonight, I'm gonna eat

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Speaker 2: that fucking doctor pepper, or drink that doctor pepper and

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Speaker 2: eat my peppers like it's gonna be nice.

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Speaker 1: That's your dinner. Yeah, yesterday Drew's dinner was sour gummy worms.

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Speaker 2: Well the very berry the very berry flavor.

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Speaker 1: Is there a difference?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a very erry mix.

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Speaker 1: Oh so there was no yellow and like green ones.

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Speaker 1: Fuck the yellow and green gummy worms? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: I like agree, but also I don't agree.

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Speaker 1: Come bounce on Mama's lap, Okay, but yeah, if you

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Speaker 1: drink the fucking if you eat the yellow and green

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Speaker 1: gummy worms by choice, like if you like you open

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Speaker 1: up a bag of gummy worms and those are.

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Speaker 2: Your ones, bitch, No one is doing that. If you're

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Speaker 2: doing that, leave a comment and you and I will

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Speaker 2: do that. And the thing is is you are a freak.

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Speaker 2: And I will find that comment and I will brade

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Speaker 2: you for it because that is weirdo behavior, weird obere.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna dos you.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna find your IP address and leak it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call your job and be like this fucking freak, bitch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because that is honestly weirdo behavior. But I do agree,

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Speaker 2: But I do like the I like them sometimes, but

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Speaker 2: not like No, those are nasty.

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Speaker 1: They shouldn't even be in the pack.

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Speaker 2: I'm not even I'm not like tapping in to eat those, though.

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Speaker 2: I'm tapping in to eat the blue and red one.

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Speaker 2: And That's why I got the very very pack, because

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Speaker 2: it fucking is the lunches.

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Speaker 1: Here's something I remember this was a voice to text

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Speaker 1: thing I said in bed at four thirteen am.

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Speaker 2: I said it in bed.

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Speaker 1: I said, we need to start prepping and warning women

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Speaker 1: that they will not be seeing their ex in the

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Speaker 1: next ten years ever again. You will not date that

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Speaker 1: person again because you will not want to be back

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Speaker 1: with that motherfucker. You will never see them in the

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Speaker 1: next life or what does our next life even mean?

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Speaker 1: You will never date him again? Do not date him again.

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Speaker 1: You're fucking eighteen.

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Speaker 3: Real, because that is literally, like, dude, it's it's comical

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Speaker 3: how everyone's first relationship it's like eight mirror like everybody's

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Speaker 1: They have the same exact experience. Like at the end

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Speaker 1: of it, everybody has like the like the denial of

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Speaker 1: like no, we're gonna work it out. We're gonna work

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Speaker 1: it out. It's gonna work out. It's fine, it's fine.

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Speaker 1: I can fix this, I can fix him, Like I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna fix this. No, you break up. You always try

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Speaker 1: to make friends, like you always try to be like, well,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna be friends, We're gonna be so slay and friends,

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Speaker 1: and then it doesn't work out, and then it's like,

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Speaker 1: you know what in our next life, like let's circle

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Speaker 1: does mean like you're my you know what? We have

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Speaker 1: good stuff here, let's circle back in ten years. But

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Speaker 1: about any business talking when I'm thirty literally for what?

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Speaker 2: Like what?

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Speaker 1: But we need to start prepping people because I think, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, I think you should have hope. I think you

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Speaker 2: should love yourself and have hope.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, once you start to loving yourself and and

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Speaker 1: be like, wait a minute, let's dissect.

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Speaker 4: With that one.

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Speaker 2: Love your love yourself.

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Speaker 1: Because also like it's just so funny because you get

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Speaker 1: out of that first big relationship and everybody looks back

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Speaker 1: and it's like, oh that was about that was not good?

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Speaker 2: Like like any relationship that you've gotten back together with

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Speaker 2: your partner three or four times, like babes call it

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Speaker 2: could just give up? Collease please, I'm begging you just

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Speaker 2: give up, move on.

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Speaker 1: But I wish I remember what I saw. I think

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Speaker 1: I saw a TikTok where like so it was like

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Speaker 1: they were talking about breaking up and it's like maybe

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Speaker 1: one day we'll get back together, and I'm like, no,

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Speaker 1: you won't. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Look, we come here to be real and we tell

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Speaker 2: you the truth.

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Speaker 1: Okay, y'all, y'all would be real, be real this time,

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Speaker 1: to be real, time, to be real. That on an application,

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Speaker 1: I'm applying, you're on an app. I'm up to my

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Speaker 1: real life.

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Speaker 2: I r O easy, hold it down, Hold it down,

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Speaker 2: hold it down.

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Speaker 1: But that was one of my notes that I had,

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Speaker 1: and then it was the diarrhea from my chlorophon.

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Speaker 2: You know what I am to this podcast, I'm literally

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Speaker 2: just a soundboard like you click, you know the soundboard

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Speaker 2: where you click.

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Speaker 1: The but no one's clicking ship bit you just.

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Speaker 2: But no, I know that's what I'm saying. I take

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Speaker 2: it into my own hands and I clicked the soundboard.

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Speaker 1: Well, what's the next sound.

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Speaker 2: I don't have one. I literally for Rose, just.

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Speaker 5: Noreading, threading, druthruthruth, truth, truth.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you gross me out, fuck.

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Speaker 2: You, well, this will gross you out even more so.

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Speaker 2: On my flight to Texas, like I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: this is gonna be an easy flight. It's only like

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Speaker 2: three hours, like it's chill whatever, and I like got

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Speaker 2: on the fly and every single time I get on

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Speaker 2: an airplane, I've said this a million times, but the

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Speaker 2: fucking hum of the engines, like, yeah, help me to sleep,

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Speaker 2: like with before we even take off, I am asleep.

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Speaker 2: But for some reason this time, I was like, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna try to stay awake. And I was literally like

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Speaker 2: like nodding off, like and I was like forcing myself

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Speaker 2: to stay awake, and I am sure. The girl next

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Speaker 2: to me who had monkey pox will get into that

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Speaker 2: later was like, literally, this man is on drugs, Like

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Speaker 2: what is wrong with him?

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Speaker 4: Girls?

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Speaker 2: But the reason, the reason I she's not beating these

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Speaker 1: If you gave it to me, I would fucking beat

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Speaker 2: And you would probably fix me. So so thank you, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Wait. No, so you know how Kai was like, Drew,

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Speaker 2: he's Where are the twenty twenty two flies in our

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Speaker 2: No, I'm but I take this. I don't let the

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Speaker 2: No, the spider is alive and well and in the

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Speaker 1: You were like so fucking disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I literally you didn't shower. Yesterday Drew came home with

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Speaker 2: So he's like, oh, I sleep in my clothes the

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Speaker 2: to put what I just said.

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Speaker 1: You slept in your gym clothes for the morning.

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Speaker 2: But I don't sleep. I don't shower before the gym

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Speaker 2: Girl, Okay, I like the way my ball smell. Is

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Speaker 2: And every time you come into my room, you're like, damn,

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Speaker 1: I never fucking say that's your candle, your fig candle

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Speaker 2: They do.

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Speaker 1: Those motherfuckers smell.

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Speaker 2: Good as funny. They washed the out of their clothes.

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Speaker 1: Josh's natural scent, Like Josh sleighs with his natural slent.

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Speaker 1: He's like never stinky to me. Yeah, you, on other.

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Speaker 1: No, I've actually never smelled you. Maybe there was like once,

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Speaker 2: The craziest thing is I've trained my body not to

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Speaker 1: I thought like the stink of your balls, But now

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. If you don't shower

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Speaker 2: as often, you'll stop getting back me and your body

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Speaker 2: won't snink. I do same with washing your hair. That's

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Speaker 1: Hair, Okay, the hair thing, yes, But like do not

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Speaker 2: This is literally like someone's like scientific research or some shit.

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Speaker 2: I don't fucking know. Don't ask me for sources because

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Speaker 2: the fuck up, but like there was this picture set

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Speaker 1: like like delusion of wealth. It's like I've always said

438
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,040
Speaker 1: that is like it's literally like this like delusion that

439
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,920
Speaker 1: because like you see someone, which I understand because I've

440
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,080
Speaker 1: fallen victim to it. I feel like anybody who doesn't

441
00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:01,200
Speaker 1: come from like an elite s of wealth, like you

442
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:05,200
Speaker 1: look to that for like okay, what feels like good? Yeah,

443
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,040
Speaker 1: and it's crazy how like that's just like bled out

444
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,440
Speaker 1: into like everything.

445
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:13,080
Speaker 2: It's that. And also like hyper consumerism, like all of

446
00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:17,040
Speaker 2: these brands like like making their logos from like cute,

447
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,800
Speaker 2: like their old school logos, and now all of them

448
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,199
Speaker 2: are literally the same font like in the video she

449
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,760
Speaker 2: had like a side by side of like all of

450
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,399
Speaker 2: these brands are just becoming like hyper consumable, so like

451
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,040
Speaker 2: anybody and everybody can buy it and wear it and

452
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,560
Speaker 2: look good in it. Instead of like making like clothes

453
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,840
Speaker 2: that like take risks and shit like that, Like they're

454
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,520
Speaker 2: making things like a black T shirt with their logo

455
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,639
Speaker 2: on it and people will buy it.

456
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,320
Speaker 1: Even Ninja changed his logo.

457
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:45,400
Speaker 2: I know that because Ninja isn't doesn't have blue hair anymore.

458
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:49,520
Speaker 1: Ninja. No, Ninja literally did like fucking yosify minimalize his

459
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,400
Speaker 1: fucking really logo. Yes, it went from like his head

460
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,320
Speaker 1: like that whole thing.

461
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,840
Speaker 2: What if your shirt it says sixty nine instead of

462
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,000
Speaker 2: sixty eight. It would be like sixty nine, like we

463
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,440
Speaker 2: could like like talk about that or something. The only

464
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 2: reason I noticed it was because I was looking at

465
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:07,080
Speaker 2: your boobs. I know, bitch, do you ever catch me

466
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:07,879
Speaker 2: looking at your boobs?

467
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:10,199
Speaker 6: No?

468
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 1: But yesterday when I walked in your room, it was

469
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,440
Speaker 1: I don't think you were actually looking at my fucking cootie.

470
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,080
Speaker 1: But when I was walking in your room, you were

471
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:22,199
Speaker 1: on the floor and you were like just staring at me,

472
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,520
Speaker 1: and your eyes were.

473
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,800
Speaker 2: Right to my fucking I was looking at it, and

474
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 2: I was looking at it.

475
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,040
Speaker 1: Almost made comment on it. But I was like, Drew's

476
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,199
Speaker 1: like not looking at my fucking big ass coach. And

477
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,399
Speaker 1: even if he is, like it's in a way that's like,

478
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 1: damn girl, like put that big thing away.

479
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,040
Speaker 2: No, No, it.

480
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:39,440
Speaker 4: Wasn't like.

481
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,920
Speaker 1: I don't think I've caught you looking at my I

482
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,080
Speaker 1: don't think any of my I haven't caught any of my.

483
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 2: Car looking at you. We're looking at me like he

484
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,240
Speaker 2: was just staring at you. It's creepy.

485
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,919
Speaker 1: Well that's because Kay's like in love with me, and

486
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,479
Speaker 1: it's like kind of sad because it's like, like, what

487
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:56,600
Speaker 1: is she to do you want what.

488
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 2: You can't have?

489
00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:01,320
Speaker 4: I will say it is very sad. My life is

490
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,919
Speaker 4: very so thank you.

491
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you?

492
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 4: Like?

493
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 1: Why do you want? Like you're gonna hurt him? Why

494
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 1: are you sympathizing with him over that? Oh you can

495
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,639
Speaker 1: have him, you can have him. Nobody else wants him.

496
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,680
Speaker 1: You can literally have him.

497
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,199
Speaker 4: That's true. Nobody else wants me? True? Do you want me?

498
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:23,439
Speaker 2: Okay?

499
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 4: I want you?

500
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 1: So that he had to think about it, so like

501
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: let that rest. Now, if he wanted to, he would

502
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 1: want he would wait.

503
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:36,880
Speaker 2: But that's not real.

504
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 1: Let's be real. He just doesn't want to.

505
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 2: He just isn't thinking about you, like let's or he.

506
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,120
Speaker 1: Doesn't want to, and that goes for me, that goes

507
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:45,880
Speaker 1: for you, like we all have to disagree.

508
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 2: Like they want their video games, Like I'm going to

509
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 2: be the worst. I'm going to be so fucking bad

510
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 2: in a relationship. Like literally, I like I don't want

511
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 2: to see my partner ever and never want to see them.

512
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 2: I literally just want to hang out with them maybe

513
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 2: once a week and then Also like I like buying

514
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 2: people things, but I hate seeing them open the things

515
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 2: that I give them, So I would like maybe get

516
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 2: gifts and put it somewhere. I don't know.

517
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 4: You would get a drone that drops off.

518
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 1: Wait, why don't you like watching people open the gifts?

519
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: Is it because like you hate?

520
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 2: Like I just put a reaction in my head and

521
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 2: when I don't get that reaction, like they hate it.

522
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get. I don't like people watching me open

523
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 1: anything or like receive anything because I don't give. I

524
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 1: don't think I give like good reactions, like because I

525
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 1: get I literally get performance anxiety.

526
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, yeah, I'm in my head.

527
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: I have to like give, like I have to jump

528
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 1: up and click my heels thank you. And then I'm

529
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,199
Speaker 1: like that's too big of a reaction, and then I

530
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 1: can't gauge what a good reaction for the gift is.

531
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 1: So I'm just like, oh my god, thank you.

532
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 2: We brought kay tears with our gift.

533
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,639
Speaker 4: Very small tiar I. I mean, I'm normal. Don't actually

534
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 4: cry when normal man shouldn't do stuff like that, But

535
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 4: men are allowed to cry?

536
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:12,240
Speaker 1: What is it boys cry to No? Boys, boys don't cry?

537
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, men shouldn't cry. What are you pussy? Or

538
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 2: something like don't fucking cry?

539
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 1: Don't cry.

540
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,159
Speaker 2: It was weird.

541
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 4: When you cried there was a small masculine tear, very small.

542
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 2: No, it was really, What.

543
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 1: The fuck is the name of that book? Is it?

544
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 1: Boys Don't Cry?

545
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? Men don't cry? Oh, boys don't cry. It's boys

546
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 2: don't cry? Yeah?

547
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 1: Why did I think it was boys cry too? My bug?

548
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:40,640
Speaker 1: Boys cry too.

549
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 2: I have an open copy and an unopened copy because

550
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 2: I want to.

551
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 4: I get that anxiety, the like, uh oh, let's see.

552
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:57,439
Speaker 1: Okay, he did a naughty you did a naughty you,

553
00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:05,160
Speaker 1: little naughty boy. Mom's gonna spank you. Yeah, m hm, yeah.

554
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 1: I don't care.

555
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 2: I don't give a shit. Like that's the thing is,

556
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 2: I don't fucking care.

557
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 1: I don't know that I care.

558
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 2: Like I don't care. You know what actually has been

559
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 2: eating me alive is like, okay, we all know the

560
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,479
Speaker 2: world is ending, Like can we shut the fuck up

561
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 2: about it? Like the earth is spinning faster now, like okay,

562
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 2: shut the fuck up. I don't care. Literally, monkey poxs

563
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,360
Speaker 2: is happening, Okay, shut the fuck up. I don't care.

564
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 2: I don't just shut the fuck up. I don't care.

565
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, we need to stop telling me about things

566
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,400
Speaker 1: I can't fix, because it's just giving me like impending

567
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: doom anxiety and like I've already been having like awful anxiety,

568
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,919
Speaker 1: and like the Internet is just making it like so

569
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 1: much worse, and part of me I understand. I'm like, yes,

570
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 1: it is good to know about things, but I'm like,

571
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 1: at what rate?

572
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 2: At what costs?

573
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,360
Speaker 1: Like I do not need to know everything everywhere all

574
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 1: at once, like that I don't need to know, Like

575
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 1: why why do I know what's happening like five thousand

576
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 1: miles away, Like I don't, I don't care.

577
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,959
Speaker 2: Enough enough.

578
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 1: I'm like like, no, I don't need to know that

579
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 1: there's three new deadly diseases out to get me. But

580
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 1: I don't also that I feel like it's out to

581
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: get me, like it's it is going to happen to me.

582
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 1: It is inevitable, inevitable that happens to me and only me,

583
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: and I don't need it and I don't. I don't

584
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: want to talk about it.

585
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 2: Like the economy is ruined, we know this, we don't care.

586
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,360
Speaker 2: The USD is collapsing. We don't care.

587
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, and that's okay.

588
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

589
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 2: It's like driving me fucking insane.

590
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 1: As long as my mama and Papa are happy, literally,

591
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 1: like as long as that's how I gauge my reality,

592
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,639
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Is like if my parents are chilling, Like, yeah,

593
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,640
Speaker 1: I had a call with my dad the other day,

594
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 1: and like I was just asking, like how he is

595
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 1: and everything, and like he was just so fine, and

596
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, the world isn't ending, like because

597
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,160
Speaker 1: for like somebody who has like because that's the other

598
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: thing is like this is a privilege in itself that

599
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 1: like I don't have many things to worry about, so like,

600
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: of course I get like extremely like spiked up by

601
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 1: the things I see. But my parents are still in

602
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 1: a position where they have like a million and ten

603
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: other things to be like actually like freaked out about.

604
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 1: And I'm like, if they have all that to be

605
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 1: freaked out about and they're still chilling, breathe, breathe, the

606
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: famous words of Derek breathe.

607
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 4: I think it's like it's our responsibility to just figure

608
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 4: out what affects us, because that's it. And yet stop,

609
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 4: Oh all right, Drew, can now you hit me harder

610
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 4: this time? Oh?

611
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 1: Was I not hard? That's good wow, okay, okay, stop,

612
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: he's bleeding. He has a nosebleed.

613
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,479
Speaker 4: It is so hot in here.

614
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: It's he said, it was our responsibility.

615
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 4: It is because this ship will never end like the

616
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 4: But if you're mongering in the news, never.

617
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 2: For the rest of way will we start rewarding like

618
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 2: happy news. Like when we stop rewarding and like giving

619
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 2: people money for telling us that the worst thing in

620
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 2: the world is happening right now, everybody's anxieties level, anxiety

621
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 2: levels will go down, Like I'm yes, I need to

622
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 2: know that the world is ending, like I'm aware of that.

623
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,880
Speaker 2: I need to know that climate change is a happy

624
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 2: alarming rate.

625
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 4: Like what I know?

626
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: This flying jets from one end of the city to

627
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: the other?

628
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 2: Literally, what am I like?

629
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 4: What is what is that?

630
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 2: Like my knowledge on that actually doing for anything? Here's

631
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 2: the thing I fucking heard.

632
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 1: Missus Taylor invited you on the jet.

633
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 2: You're getting on?

634
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: No.

635
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 2: I literally I texted IDM Jordan and I was like,

636
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 2: the way I'm going to infiltrate Taylor's for in group

637
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 2: just to get on this fucking private jet that's like

638
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 2: all over it and I want to post a picture

639
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 2: from it. So bad like literally so bad. I think

640
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 2: it was so funny, and then also make a documentary

641
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 2: it like like finding Taylor's jet or something finding Taylor.

642
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: Also, with all this being said, I don't want it

643
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: to come off that I'm like, we shouldn't know anything.

644
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: I understand. I want to make it very clear. I understand,

645
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: and I do know that like having open source news

646
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: that is like more unbiased than the news stations that

647
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: our fucking parents had is good. I understand that, but

648
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: it's too much. And also the misinformation is kind of crazy.

649
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, now every bitch with doctor in her name

650
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 1: is on TikTok talking to me. Miss, you're an obg

651
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: y n.

652
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 2: Wait, I watched this documentar Why are you telling me?

653
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 2: I watched this documentary called Our Father. That shit was

654
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 2: fucking crazy. Have you heard of it?

655
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: Kaind No, it is.

656
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I don't want to spoil it because

657
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: I want everybody to go into it with like fresh eyes.

658
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 2: I will say it was like like a little disingenuous

659
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 2: and like like making light of a situation that like

660
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 2: is really fucking gnarly, And the documentary wasn't done the best,

661
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 2: Like it was like a little like not offensive, but

662
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 2: there's like a word there that I'm missing that I

663
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 2: was just like, like, it's a little weird that you

664
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 2: would make a documentary on yeah, or I don't know,

665
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 2: but it's about like I just don't want to say

666
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 2: anything because I went into it completely blind and like

667
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 2: I was, I haven't had my jaw dropped from a

668
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: documentary like this ever in my life. Like I was like,

669
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 2: and it was just one after another, like it just

670
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 2: kept going and going, and I was like, I was like,

671
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 2: are you fucking kidding me? And this dude is just

672
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 2: like a like is free, Like I don't.

673
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 4: Know it was.

674
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 2: It was really.

675
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: The Mormon documentary.

676
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 2: Yes, I need to watch that.

677
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: We should watch that after this. Yeah, but I have

678
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: to play Fortnite, so like.

679
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 2: I'll go to the smoke shop, get the bong, you

680
00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 2: play Fortnite.

681
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, happy birthday, And we're filming this on Devon's birthday.

682
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: And that even that like doesn't clarify it at all,

683
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: like us being like we have to go get the

684
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: bong first, and then oh, happy birthday Devon.

685
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well that's a little secret for us to get.

686
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 1: That's inside, that's insider trading secrets. Fuck oh Okay, I

687
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: have to squash this before it like gets too crazy.

688
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: But whoever is starting the rumor that I give like

689
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 1: the best head in the Greater Los Angeles area, in

690
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: the tri Say area needs to stop, not because it's

691
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: not true, but just because that puts like an immense

692
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 1: amount of pressure on me.

693
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 7: And then like yeah, because then when I like I

694
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 7: already like have to carry the burden of giving really

695
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 7: good head and that being like a known thing within

696
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 7: my life, we circle, we.

697
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 2: Have had so many conversations like I'm actually fucking tearing

698
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 2: up about it right now because it's just like it

699
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 2: really is hard that you have to live with the

700
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 2: throat goat like you are the throat goat, and now

701
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 2: that people know.

702
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 6: It, it's so it's scary much pressure, Like I don't

703
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 6: know what to do with it, And honestly, it gives

704
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 6: me performance anxiety because now going into the ring and

705
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,719
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh my god, okay, like is my hair up?

706
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: Like am I good? Are my chains like tucked?

707
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 2: Like so they're not like like you're good? And every

708
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 2: time you freak out about it, you come out the

709
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 2: other side and you're like damn, like that was that

710
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 2: was better?

711
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 4: Than the last.

712
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: You know, like I know, I know, but yeah, you

713
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: guys have to stop it because like also, like so

714
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: many people are like trying to like tap in, and

715
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: it's just like I'm like I'm booked. I'm like literally

716
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 1: too busy to like get anybody else on the great No, no,

717
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: I actually can't. Then, like I genuinely thought about that,

718
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: I was gonna.

719
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 2: Go on like a nasty ramp, but like, no, he's

720
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 2: not fucking I know it. I know for a fact.

721
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: There there is like a picture of like a guy

722
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 1: who like has the similar build to him, who's like

723
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: has his back turned to the camera and his butt naked,

724
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: and like I was again, I was like, dude, one,

725
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: Drake is like a big man, but like not in

726
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: the way that I find a big man attractive. He's

727
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: like a bigger man in the sense I'm like, ill.

728
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 2: You like work out yourself so much.

729
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's so embarrassing. You work out and you

730
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: like stay in the mirror, ye get a grip, get

731
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: a grip.

732
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 2: Well that's literally that's literally me. Now I'm like becoming

733
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 2: that I like look at myself in the mirror and

734
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 2: like I'm like.

735
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: When I go to workout classes. I do my very

736
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: best to not look in the mirror look at that,

737
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: because it freaks me out.

738
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 2: It's crazy, how big I am, like, it's crazy.

739
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 4: Fucking you did not hear a word that you just said. Huh,

740
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 4: you're just like looking at your own body and then

741
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 4: we're not here. Yeah, let me see your biceps, Keith Fox,

742
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 4: pull those out. Damn mad that. I feel like you

743
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 4: guys's biceps are like similar size.

744
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: Honestly, Oh, you made him mad? Like why are you

745
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: so mad being compared to a woman, Like why is that? Why?

746
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 4: Why is it even bad?

747
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 2: Wow?

748
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: Wow?

749
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 4: What does he do?

750
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: Is he crying?

751
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:09,919
Speaker 2: Drew?

752
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 4: No, No, he walked in there and he was smiling,

753
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 4: and then I looked over and he put on like

754
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,320
Speaker 4: a fake sad face.

755
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: Come on, you got a fucking water filoster and kept

756
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 1: squirting me with it. Yesterday I was doing the laun tree. Yeah,

757
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: he was squirting, yes, yeah, and I slipped in it

758
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: and I fell and I broke my two front tas.

759
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 2: I can't tell.

760
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: It feels pretty like it's powerful.

761
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 2: It hurts me really bad. It makes me bleed, like

762
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 2: floss makes me bleed.

763
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: I need that, maybe because I think I flost too aggressively.

764
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: I'm like a really aggressive like. Also, I'll squash it

765
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,800
Speaker 1: right now, because everybody has always wondered why did I

766
00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: take out my fucking uh smiley piercing. I took it

767
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,399
Speaker 1: out because since I got like a really big one,

768
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 1: jurors hitting a jewel right now and he's embarrassed, so

769
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: he's turning. I got a really big one so it

770
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: would like sit slanted, and it made the gums on

771
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: my left big tooth raise the tiniest bit, and that

772
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:21,439
Speaker 1: really scared me because I'm already a really like rough

773
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: toothbrusher because I give such good heads that sometimes when

774
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you get the do and I do

775
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: that with Wiener two, but I like brush my teeth

776
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: way too hard and that can lead to like your

777
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: gums raising, and then I just got really paranoid about it.

778
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: And basically what I'm trying to say is I need

779
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,760
Speaker 1: to go to the dentist, which I'm going to tomorrow,

780
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: and they're probably gonna tell me that I have like

781
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: four cavities and then my wisdom teeth are infected and

782
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 1: that like I have fuckingis yeah ginger bitis tonsilstones and

783
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 1: like I don't know what else. I don't know what

784
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: else and gum do.

785
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm good. You're just like, oh no, I was

786
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 4: just like stretching my neck.

787
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 2: What are you stretching your neck for?

788
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:10,280
Speaker 4: What do you think? True? What we do after every episode?

789
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 5: Say it?

790
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 2: Don't say it?

791
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 4: I throw out of you in the back of the apartment. Well,

792
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 4: and he's playing Fortnite and has no idea what's going on?

793
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 2: Why would you tell her that?

794
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't need to know that. Now you're gonna

795
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 1: fuck with my game because I'm gonna be playing and

796
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 1: be scared for my life that that's what you guys

797
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: are doing.

798
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 2: Oh look, one of my hairs is in the.

799
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 1: Mic cool ending to an episode.

800
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 2: Like what just happens?

801
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: It's not over until it's not over till I say

802
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: it's over. Me and Ryan are so Lana del Rey

803
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 1: Vinyl vibes.

804
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 4: You know what.

805
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: I actually won't even say what we wait, bitch.

806
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 3: Deal Ray.

807
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 1: I can't even say what we've been getting into because

808
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: me and Ryan were talking about it and like I

809
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: was like, na because we were also granted crossfaded when

810
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 1: we were talking about this. I was like, not as

811
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: sounding like every fucking friends group, who's like, no, we

812
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: need a movie, like we need a show. But I

813
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: do want us to like start writing down the things

814
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: we do because me and O'Ryan are like, this is again.

815
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 1: I know this sounds so fucking annoying, and maybe we'll

816
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: get into a few of the like little shenanigans we

817
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: get into together when we have her on, but like

818
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: we do things that later on we're like, wait, why

819
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,919
Speaker 1: was that so literally Lana del Rey Vinyl Sleigh? Yeah,

820
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: like why was that so tumblr?

821
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 2: Jiff Reblug, I cannot believe at the same time you

822
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 2: were living your Lona del Ray fantasy, I was also

823
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 2: doing it and it was not like talked about between us.

824
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 2: But I was sitting in my school parking lot listening to.

825
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: I know I wasn't talked about because I thought I

826
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 1: was gonna date you.

827
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean like this past few days.

828
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: I think when we were teenagers, I was like, girl,

829
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: I know why. I didn't think you were a lot

830
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: of fans like I can.

831
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 2: Name no, no, no, I we were living Orlana del

832
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 2: Ray fantasies at the same time.

833
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this past the past few.

834
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 2: Days and it was lit I like freaked out in

835
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 2: the parking. I was like, holy shit, this is the

836
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 2: best album ever made.

837
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: Simply Born to Die. Yeah, And honestly, Ultra Violence are

838
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: like you can't, you.

839
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 2: Can't, Pete, don't compete where you don't compare.

840
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: Also, I've said it once and I'll side again, true

841
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: or true Romance by Charlie. I always almost say chemical Romance.

842
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 1: It's true Romance by Charlie XCX that album. Are you

843
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 1: fucking kidding me?

844
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 2: Like it like it dies?

845
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: No one compared to you. This only oh my god,

846
00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: oh wake up from miss and night? Oh god, wait? No,

847
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: Like the thing is I remember when I was I've

848
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: said this also before. I'm just repeating, Shit, I don't

849
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: give a fuck fuck you, fuck you and your mom,

850
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 1: and you're fucking ugly and you smell like fuck it's sweaty,

851
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: pussing balls far.

852
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 4: Yeah.

853
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 1: But I remember when I was like seventeen and I

854
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 1: would see like twenty five year olds talking about like, oh.

855
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 6: My god, like I miss being like a teenager. There

856
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 6: was just something so like sweet about that, and I

857
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 6: was like, grow the fuck up. You are so fucking weird.

858
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 6: What the fuck are you talking about right now? As

859
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 6: if I don't listen to old music, and I'm.

860
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: Like, what, Like, I actually I would rather fucking die

861
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: two times over than be fifteen again because it was

862
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: genuinely like the worst time in my life and so boring.

863
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: But the feelings, the feelings, because they.

864
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 2: Were all so new, It was so rough, real, it

865
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,879
Speaker 2: was all happening and the world wasn't ending yet.

866
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, to be fair, like I say that right

867
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: now as if I don't think back to being like twenty,

868
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: and I feel like that about being twenty, So like

869
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 1: I'm just literally like I am one of those people,

870
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 1: which I feel like most people our age are now,

871
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 1: where like I cannot enjoy the now for the goddamn

872
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: fucking life of me, Like I cannot. It's rare. I'm

873
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: in a moment and I'm like, no, that's kind of

874
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: a lie. Like I find myself being grateful for being

875
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: in moments, but I enjoy things so much better at

876
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: least two days later. Yeah, a week later, me and

877
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,879
Speaker 1: I E were talking about that. We're like, I was like, dude,

878
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: when we were walking around together, I was like, literally,

879
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 1: this is gonna be like the kind of things we

880
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: think about when we're like forty and we're hanging out

881
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: together and we're like, oh my god, like we were

882
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: like just young and like doing shit. And then she

883
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: was like, bitch, I'm gonna feel like that in two days,

884
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: and I was like sure.

885
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,359
Speaker 2: There was like seven months where I was like, oh,

886
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 2: like I'm like living in the moment, this is the

887
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 2: best life ever. I like am so grateful for everything

888
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 2: that I have. And then like in the last like

889
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 2: two months, like for some reason, I have been like

890
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 2: the most scared of literally everything ever. Like I feel

891
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 2: that like me and you both when you were talking

892
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 2: about it last night, I was like, dude, like, now

893
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 2: that I think about it, like like something also happened

894
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 2: to me where I'm like, dude, like I am like

895
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 2: like freaked out about everything, like everything all the time,

896
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,760
Speaker 2: and I'm like like I'm freaked out about my future.

897
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 2: Like and I for like seven months I was like, dude,

898
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 2: like I don't give a fuck, But like all of

899
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 2: a sudden, now I care.

900
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, And what's sadness. It's not even

901
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 1: a care in the way that like I would like

902
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: for it to be a care. It's a care in

903
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,800
Speaker 1: a way that like I feel impending doom and not

904
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: even just like because of news. It's literally I like

905
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: I spoke to my therapist about it, like come on,

906
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 1: and I will be seeing a psychiatrist, but I'm seeing

907
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: a psychiatrist in a way that like so basically I

908
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: spoke to my therapist and we came to the conclusion that, like,

909
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: I think what would help me is validation on like

910
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: the like anxiety and shit I've been feeling because I've

911
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: been feeling like and I think I mentioned this a

912
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: few episodes episodes ago, I've been feeling like intense anxiety

913
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: like I've never had before. I've never been like a

914
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 1: super anxious person. Like I've definitely had anxiety, but not

915
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: the way it is now. Like now it's almost like debilitating.

916
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: Like Drew went out of town and I was home

917
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: alone for three days, and I enjoyed like being alone,

918
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 1: but there was like a part of like this anxiety

919
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: that came with it that like when I had to

920
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 1: leave the house, it took me. I wish this was

921
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: a joke, like two hours to like muster up the

922
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: courage to actually stand up and leave the house. Like

923
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like okay, Like I was

924
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 1: fully ready to go, and I was like I'm gonna leave.

925
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 1: But then I was like, dude, I'm gonna leave it.

926
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna getkilled. I'm gonna leave it. I'm gonna die.

927
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave in. This is gonna happen. I'm gonna

928
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: leave in the fucking fires, the stove is on, I'm

929
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: gonna leave in like azo eat something that kills her.

930
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: Like it's insane the way my brain like attacks me

931
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: and then I freak out and spiral into almost a

932
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: panic attack, but like I don't I don't get like

933
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: the hyperventilating and like those reactions of it. It's literally

934
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: just me freaking out and being like incapable of being

935
00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:02,720
Speaker 1: assisted for twenty minutes. And then after freak out, I'm like, now.

936
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 5: What was that?

937
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 1: What was that? Like I was being crazy? But yeah,

938
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 1: so I'll be seeing as I'll let you guys know

939
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 1: what I'm told. I don't know why I said all that.

940
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:19,240
Speaker 1: Now I feel like I overshared.

941
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 2: We need to do a drunk episode, I know, or

942
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 2: and also a high episode.

943
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: I don't know that I'm that interesting like drunk though,

944
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: Like I don't know if I say anything like necessarily

945
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: funny yeah or hi, oh my god, bitch. Hi, I

946
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 1: just like I am the bitch who's like, I'm so

947
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: giggly right now. I'll never forget one time I was

948
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 1: smoking with a guy I liked. Tell me why we

949
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 1: were watching We were watching funny videos. Bitch, fuck you,

950
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: he was a fucking cunt. Yeah, we were laying down

951
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: watching videos and we had just smoked and I was

952
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 1: high as fucking giggling my ass off.

953
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 4: Tell me why.

954
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: He deadpan turns to me and is like, why are

955
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: you laughing so much? Like literally, like what like you

956
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 1: You're like, you got way too high because this is

957
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 1: not that funny.

958
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 2: You're high right now?

959
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 1: And then yes, I did have sex with him twenty

960
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: minutes later, you're so high, But honestly, like, that's just

961
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: that's the joy of being a young twenty something having

962
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 1: sex with a fucking loser. That's that's honestly. We all

963
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: gotta get through it. We all gotta get through it.

964
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 1: Me not me, But yeah, I'll never forget that. That

965
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 1: was so human.

966
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 2: Actually, every person I've ever had sex with is a loser.

967
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 2: Cut it. You need to cut it, dude.

968
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 1: Being personal online makes me so uncomfortable. Now, I get

969
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: so scared.

970
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 2: That's how we built our audiences though I know, but.

971
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: I've talked about it before. But yeah, oh, actually you

972
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: know what to make up for all the cuts?

973
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 4: Do you?

974
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: Actually? This is such a sexually based question, and I'm

975
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 1: always like, why do so many sex burns reach out

976
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 1: to us? And this is why I think sixty nine

977
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: is one of the like biggest fucking Well, you're the

978
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,879
Speaker 1: one who brought up earlier, but it had me thinking

979
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,240
Speaker 1: I mentioned this in my video and I didn't explain

980
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: it correctly, but like sixty nine is the biggest scam

981
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: of all time?

982
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 2: Like to me?

983
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: To me like that is like I think, why the

984
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 1: fuck would I want to be putting in work like

985
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: I enjoy doing that job? Like I'll like like I've

986
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 1: been I've been given a promotion to the captain of

987
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: the ship, Like I am good at the job. Bitch,

988
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: I don't want to clock in when you're clocking in

989
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: because I'm like, what the fuck is the fuck? Like, No,

990
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 1: I don't like, I don't agree with it. I think

991
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: it is a scam. Can I just lay down, bitch? Please?

992
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: Can I?

993
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 4: Can? I?

994
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: Can I live?

995
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 2: Can I fucking live? And that's my Yes, I love it.

996
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 2: It's fun.

997
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 1: No, I don't have fun. I don't have fun. I'm like,

998
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: I want to have fun on my that let me,

999
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: let's see what this mattress feels like on my back

1000
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: right now that I'm oversharing so crazy.

1001
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 2: One last thing that I wanted to well, there's two technically,

1002
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 2: but I'm only gonna share one. But in Texas or

1003
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 2: just literally anywhere, like, but I noticed it happening a

1004
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 2: bunch in Texas. I would like, like whether I was

1005
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 2: at the movies, or we were walking around the mall

1006
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 2: with my sister, or like we were at a restaurant

1007
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 2: or something. I get intints like intin like visceral fear

1008
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 2: in my body when I see like a group of

1009
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 2: like sixteen year old seventeen year olds, fourteen year olds

1010
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 2: even like, I am so scared. And it's not even

1011
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,280
Speaker 2: like I'm physically afraid of them. It's like I'm scared

1012
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 2: of what they're thinking about me, yeah, and saying me

1013
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 2: because I was sixteen once and I was a mean person.

1014
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 1: Yeah I was a fucking bastard. Yeah I didn't give

1015
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: a fun.

1016
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 2: Literally and I have no reason too. It's like, yeah, like,

1017
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 2: what are you gonna hit me? I'm sixteen years old,

1018
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 2: but I will hit a sixteen year old. I don't

1019
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 2: give a up. I am sixteen years.

1020
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are gonna say you are sixteen, so it's

1021
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: a fair fights.

1022
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,919
Speaker 2: I'll be sixteen forever. Yeah, but no, like I will

1023
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:20,879
Speaker 2: hit a sixteen year old.

1024
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: They're just fucking evil. Like I'm not kidding my people.

1025
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 1: Thirteen sixteen or like the worst. I was the worst

1026
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: version of myself.

1027
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally in my teen years. The one of the

1028
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 2: reasons why that like popped up into my fucking head

1029
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 2: was because we were in Walmart, me and Madelin and

1030
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 2: Steve and and we were getting what were we fucking getting? Oh,

1031
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 2: we went for your PS five but they didn't fucking

1032
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 2: have it. But we were like walking around the Walmart

1033
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 2: in grand Berry and I love that place. It's my sanctuary.

1034
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 2: I love people watching there. And then we're just like

1035
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 2: walking through the toy aisles because I'm like, I need

1036
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 2: to get like a fidget toy or something while I'm here.

1037
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 2: I ended up getting one, but we're like walking through

1038
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 2: and then these like young hick ass like camo wearing

1039
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 2: boot clicking like kids like walk up to me and

1040
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 2: it's like yo, like will you be in my TikTok.

1041
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 2: I'll give you a dollar. And at first I was like, oh,

1042
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 2: he probably knows who I am, like, okay, whatever, and

1043
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 2: then he was I was like no, I'm not going

1044
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 2: to do that, and then he like talked to Maddeline

1045
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 2: and Steven was like, being my TikTok, I'll give you

1046
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 2: a dollar, and Maddalin and Steven were like, no, we're

1047
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 2: not doing that. And then they were like, come on,

1048
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 2: just like do it, like please please, and they were

1049
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 2: like being like really aggressive and we were like I

1050
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 2: was like, fine, we'll fucking do it. Whatever. And he

1051
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 2: pulls out his money and like I'm not taking your money,

1052
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 2: like I'll just be in your stupid fucking TikTok whatever.

1053
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 2: And then they're like sitting there and the kids scrolling

1054
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 2: through his sounds and he has some really really gnarly

1055
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 2: sounds like on TikTok, like really gnarly shit, and then

1056
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 2: he's like I don't know which one to pick, and

1057
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 2: then the one of the friends like with the cash,

1058
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 2: leans over and it's like like you should do like

1059
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 2: this one blah blah blah blah, and I didn't hear

1060
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 2: what he said, and then they both started laughing out loud,

1061
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 2: and they picked the sound, turned the audio down on

1062
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 2: the and it was all five of us in frame,

1063
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 2: and then the two kids that asked us to me

1064
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 2: in the TikTok like walked out after one second. And

1065
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 2: it was like, like, I don't know what it said,

1066
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 2: but it was definitely like in the preface like before,

1067
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know any TikTok dances and

1068
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 2: he was like, oh well, Like I was like, what

1069
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 2: audio are you going to use? And he was like

1070
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 2: you shouldn't. You shouldn't care because you're not emo or gay.

1071
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 2: And I was like, girl, you have no idea. You

1072
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 2: have no idea because I'm not. And so like I

1073
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 2: was assuming obviously like oh, this is like it's like

1074
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 2: a yeah, like a fucked up audio that's like like

1075
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 2: if you're gay, like stay in frame or something like that.

1076
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, like fucking losers. And then

1077
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 2: I thought about it more and I was like, these

1078
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 2: kids are freaks, and I bet this is a crazy

1079
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 2: audio because.

1080
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: I I was gonna say, like, I haven't heard any

1081
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 1: crazy TikTok audios, but I can only imagine that there's

1082
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: a side that's it's like fucking.

1083
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 2: Four chance, Yeah, exactly, That's what it felt like. So

1084
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 2: then like the kids walked away and started like like

1085
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,879
Speaker 2: laugh like laughing really loud at the end of the hall,

1086
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 2: and Madam walked out of frame. I walked out a

1087
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 2: frame and it was just Stephen, And then I felt

1088
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 2: bad for just being Steven, so I like walked back

1089
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 2: in frame and like got big in the camera or whatever.

1090
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 2: And then like I thought about it more and I

1091
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, I whatever, this is, like I do

1092
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 2: not want this on the internet. So I just deleted

1093
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 2: the video and we walked away and they screamed at us,

1094
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 2: like I was actually terrified. I was like, oh, They're

1095
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 2: gonna like come like hit me, and I'm like, funck,

1096
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to beat up a fourteen year old,

1097
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck, I'm gonna grab this skateboard.

1098
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: I wish I was there because I would have been

1099
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: such a fucking cun to them. I would have broken

1100
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: their dude. And there were two there were fourteen year

1101
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 1: old I would have fucking broken there were two girls

1102
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 1: with him, fucking evil.

1103
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 2: No, there were two girls with him that like were

1104
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,879
Speaker 2: calling us like crazy names, and I was like, dude,

1105
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 2: this is crazy. I am literally being bullied and hate

1106
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 2: crimed in Walmart right now, Like this is crazy. Like

1107
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 2: I wish i'd heard the audio before I deleted the video,

1108
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,760
Speaker 2: but like I was so scared, so I just deleted

1109
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 2: it and walked.

1110
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 4: Would you look up em on TikTok? No, I'll do it.

1111
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 2: It's so grave. You're so great that no, I doubt.

1112
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 2: It's like I don't know.

1113
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 1: I don't thing you get fine by looking that up.

1114
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: I bet I think you have to be on like

1115
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 1: the scary pipeline of technoo.

1116
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:16,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, what is it?

1117
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:17,839
Speaker 4: All?

1118
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 2: Right?

1119
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 4: Side?

1120
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 1: All right pipeline? Yeah, my fucking little wiener. That's terrifying it.

1121
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 1: I would beat the fuck out of them. Kids are

1122
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: so mean, they're getting progressively more.

1123
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 2: Mean because of shit like it's being rewarded.

1124
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: Crazy how like TikTok is really a reward system for

1125
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: being fucking evil because everyone's trying to get top comment

1126
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 1: for being a fucking cunt, which is crazy because it's

1127
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,879
Speaker 1: also one of the platforms where people are so quick

1128
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: to like jump down someone's throat and like play the

1129
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: moral high ground games. I'm like, damn, pick a side

1130
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: because like I literally could post something right now, and

1131
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: if someone got a good quip at me of calling

1132
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: me fucking ugly and stinky in a fucking freak, it

1133
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,439
Speaker 1: would get top comment.

1134
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 2: Y'all be like ha ha ha. I mean literally, any

1135
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,399
Speaker 2: video we post the top comment, like which I don't

1136
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 2: give a ship because I know it's coming from any place,

1137
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 2: But like, there are people that see these top comments

1138
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,399
Speaker 2: about me being like a fucking freak or something, yeah,

1139
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 2: and like being and thinking it serious and like enjoying that,

1140
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 2: which I literally don't give a shit, but like for

1141
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 2: like the random local that like posts a TikTok that

1142
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 2: gets one hundred and fifty thousand likes, like, and then

1143
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 2: all of the comments are making fun of them. I'm like, damn,

1144
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 2: Like I don't know if they realize that these people

1145
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 2: aren't joking or they are joking, but like they're still

1146
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:28,399
Speaker 2: saying mean things. It's crazy, just like TikTok is sick

1147
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 2: and twisted, but I still love it. I still scroll

1148
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 2: on it. Let's check my screen time from Texas.

1149
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: TikTok still wins.

1150
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 2: All right, let's check.

1151
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: That's such a crazy story, Like why did that make

1152
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 1: me so mad?

1153
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 2: It freaked me out literally body.

1154
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: Slam a child if they acted like that with me,

1155
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 1: and you can quote me on that. Oh, Brian's gonna

1156
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: be like, hey, like we don't know if we want

1157
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 1: to work with her, because recently in a podcast episode,

1158
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 1: she said that she would body slam a child, and like,

1159
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: that's kind of fucked up. Remember when it was like

1160
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 1: top tier comedy to talk about how you wanted to

1161
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 1: like literally squish kids the bottom of your foot.

1162
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 2: Like, what was I doing like July tenth through the

1163
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 2: seventh seventeenth on iPhone? I guess no, it looks like

1164
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 2: it's an hour and fifty two minutes, Like, look, this

1165
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 2: is twenty three minutes, twenty one minutes, eleven minutes, sixteen minutes.

1166
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:28,479
Speaker 2: I've never done that. Was I like camping or something?

1167
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 1: July kind of after fourth of July? Where were you?

1168
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1169
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 1: I think you were here. You were here?

1170
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 2: Damn I'm lit. I was only on my phone for

1171
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 2: twenty three minutes. But what was last week? Last week

1172
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 2: was bad?

1173
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:44,919
Speaker 1: That same mine?

1174
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, last week was bad?

1175
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: Damn me?

1176
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:52,360
Speaker 2: Getting had two hours on TikTok, three hours on TikTok.

1177
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 2: Damn Yeah, my average was eight hours last week when

1178
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 2: I was in Texas's but it always turns up when

1179
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 2: I go to Texas because I like do nothing else.

1180
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: Mine is probably crazy because I was home alone and

1181
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 1: freaking out.

1182
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:13,319
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1183
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 1: Mine was seven hours and fifteen minutes. I dedicated thirty

1184
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 1: eight hours of my last week of last week to

1185
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: social media.

1186
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 2: Forty one for me.

1187
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 4: We could get that number up.

1188
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 1: I think I need to get it up.

1189
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 4: I think we should get that up.

1190
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: I think if it's up, it's stuck.

1191
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 4: I've heard that for I think my grandma used to

1192
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 4: say that.

1193
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: Your grandma, I used to say that, what does that mean?

1194
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 2: It's up and then it stuck?

1195
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 4: It means when it's up, it's also no.

1196
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,239
Speaker 1: I think she was referring to fucking like no. I

1197
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 1: think she was referring to literally like money. Oh, because

1198
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: I remember I used to think.

1199
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 4: I think we've had this conversation on the podcast before.

1200
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 4: How we actually yeah? And then I googled it and then.

1201
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,359
Speaker 1: I like read, I'm never talking to you but again

1202
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:01,399
Speaker 1: before we end.

1203
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 4: Someone uploaded a compilation of me getting hit on the podcast,

1204
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 4: and then people think it's real.

1205
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:11,319
Speaker 1: It is real?

1206
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 4: Don't people know that it's real? And in the comments

1207
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 4: people are like, no, personally, I wouldn't. I wouldn't take that.

1208
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so sure. I'm so sure, andiel be like

1209
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 1: everybody is so annoying me included, Like people are like

1210
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,839
Speaker 1: I would never bitch, Yes, you would, because I would

1211
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: put up with anything.

1212
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:52,360
Speaker 4: M h.

1213
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 1: We give Kai lots of love and y'all are jealous.

1214
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 1: That's true, and you have.

1215
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,879
Speaker 2: To you have to make that love worthwhile by if

1216
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 2: you were sitting in that chair, you would want me

1217
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 2: to hit you too.

1218
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: Dude. There's so many things that the podcast, like there's

1219
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 1: just such a lore that like people outside of it,

1220
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: like the video of you dead on the concrete, Like

1221
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: the amount of comments I saw where it was like

1222
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 1: this girl is.

1223
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 2: So fucked up.

1224
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:22,920
Speaker 1: Her friend really could have died, but like people being

1225
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: and then people were like, no, that's literally like his

1226
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: like best friend, Like it's like not that, and people

1227
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 1: were like, people were like, m my best friend would

1228
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 1: never I.

1229
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 2: Was talking about this, I was like, dude, the Lord,

1230
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:39,800
Speaker 2: like becoming a new fan of us, like is probably

1231
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 2: like the scariest task to like climb.

1232
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: What what if I just.

1233
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:47,239
Speaker 2: Scratch, Like.

1234
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: I'd fucking squirt right onto you.

1235
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 2: Damn really Okay, as as you're like hand.

1236
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 1: Goes down, like the squirt would increase into like fire

1237
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 1: hydrant status.

1238
00:56:59,000 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 4: Of like water.

1239
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:02,760
Speaker 2: Sure, but I was like becoming like having to sift

1240
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 2: through like the cousin dating allegations, like and like being

1241
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 2: like wait, are they actually dating? Like that's something every

1242
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,880
Speaker 2: single person has to go through. It's like are they

1243
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 2: actually cousins? Are they actually dating? Yes?

1244
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 1: Yes, and yes yeah, and it can say like that.

1245
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 4: You know.

1246
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: What's crazy to think about is like there's definitely people

1247
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 1: who are like that's funny. But like, like I wonder

1248
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: if we would ever be in a relationship, like a

1249
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 1: romantic relationship outside of us, in our open relationship, if

1250
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 1: like our other like partner would be like no, I

1251
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 1: don't fuck with that.

1252
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 2: Like, well, Kai doesn't really like enjoy like us.

1253
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 1: He doesn't care.

1254
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,960
Speaker 2: I mean he like gets mad sometimes.

1255
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 1: About them, but like it's self control.

1256
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's like it's also like, oh, he knows it's

1257
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 2: a joke, and when we have sex and make love

1258
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 2: to each other, it's just a joke.

1259
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like, well we have to keep it up.

1260
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 1: We have to keep up that to.

1261
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 2: Keep the bit. Yeah, but no, actually I feel like

1262
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 2: there will be a moment when someone is like I

1263
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 2: don't know if I like that.

1264
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's like certain lines like we don't

1265
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 1: cross or like we don't like to talk. Like I

1266
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 1: almost did something this episode, but I didn't do it,

1267
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: mostly because I was like on camera that would look crazy,

1268
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 1: Like it would look crazy. But you know, like one

1269
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: of the episodes where I got down and I was like,

1270
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 1: let me get that, Like I almost did it again,

1271
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 1: but like put my hair up and was like grab it,

1272
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: like just all my hair. And then I was like

1273
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 1: thinking about what that would look like from the back,

1274
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 1: and I was like that would be too much. It'd

1275
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 1: be like too real.

1276
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's like shit we do off camera though.

1277
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it is insane the amount. But I think

1278
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 1: I've said that before too, Like we have friends who

1279
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 1: see the way our friend group interacts and they're like,

1280
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 1: I've never seen people talk about sex like so much.

1281
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 2: So much.

1282
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 1: What's crazy is we talk about sex but never seriously,

1283
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: like yeah, and when it does get serious, I feel

1284
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 1: like those conversations are usually like short winded and they

1285
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:58,919
Speaker 1: don't like we're just like not the kind of group

1286
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 1: to like talk in depth about our sex life. To

1287
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: an extent with like like, I literally don't know how

1288
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 1: to have those conversations.

1289
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1290
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 2: No, I've kept a secret for so long that I

1291
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 2: literally just don't talk about it.

1292
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then when you do, like it feels like

1293
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: I'm hearing like a fictional story.

1294
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 2: So I'm like, I don't know what I told kaya

1295
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 2: is something the other day and he was like, you

1296
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 2: need to do you remember that that those voice notes

1297
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 2: where and you were like, dude, you need to like

1298
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 2: write this down. This is crazy.

1299
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that one, that one story.

1300
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to it was good.

1301
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 2: Did you save the audio messages? I think he did,

1302
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 2: because I don't think I saved.

1303
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 4: No, I didn't save that.

1304
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 1: You don't have your audio message on like automatic save. No,

1305
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: I saved everything, So don't say anything out of pocket

1306
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 1: to me.

1307
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 2: They were words shared that wasn't allowed to be saved.

1308
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 4: I had it on automatic save. But then I've had

1309
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 4: people multiple times be like, dude, why did you just

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00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 4: save that because it says like a notification. Yeah, yeah,

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00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 4: was saved, and it seems very deliberate, and I was like,

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00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 4: I'm turning this off. I don't want people to think

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00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 4: I'm like collecting.

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00:59:55,560 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 1: You said, that to my phone. That's mine, mine, about

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01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: his mine now?

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01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was just like that I had that.

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01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 2: I told kay, but I've probably told you about it.

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01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 1: Let me get something, you give it to everybody she's perrying,

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01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 1: all right, well let's do media.

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01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. So in Texas I saw the movie Vengeance,

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01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 2: which has the guy from the Office in it, and

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01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 2: I went into it thinking it's gonna be like an

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01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,040
Speaker 2: awful movie, and like the opening to the movie has

1324
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 2: John Mayer like talk like browing down, and I was like,

1325
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 2: this is gonna be bad, Like this is gonna be

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01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 2: really bad John Mayer. Yeah, And then it like turned

1327
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 2: into like a very very beautiful movie about like what

1328
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:00,440
Speaker 2: she's making this insane face about. I can do it

1329
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 2: again about I'll just watch the clip back.

1330
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 1: You can use that against them. Have you seen that audio?

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01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 2: Sorry, Joe. It was just like a very beautiful movie

1332
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:23,919
Speaker 2: about like, uh shit, ask nowhere Texas culture, which I've

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01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 2: never seen. Yeah, I've just never seen like Texas portrayed

1334
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 2: or like spoken about in a way that like wasn't

1335
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 2: coming from a place of like making fun of Texas people,

1336
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 2: which like, yes, like we're fucking crazy, and like it's

1337
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 2: funny to make fun of us. But like, also, there

1338
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 2: was just a line in this movie that stuck with

1339
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 2: me so well that it was like it was just

1340
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 2: talking about how like Texans like aren't actually stupid, but

1341
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 2: like what makes them stupid is there. They're actually like

1342
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,960
Speaker 2: very intelligent people, and they just don't have outlets to

1343
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 2: put that intelligence into, so they put it into all

1344
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 2: right deals and conspiracy theories and like they just don't

1345
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 2: have access to the same like uh like like I

1346
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 2: don't know the word, like the same shit that like

1347
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 2: people who aren't fucking crazy. I don't know how to

1348
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:15,800
Speaker 2: word it the way they worded it, but it was

1349
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,440
Speaker 2: just like really interesting, and I was like, damn, this

1350
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 2: is like a really cool take that I've never seen,

1351
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 2: and they like weren't like it was a movie about

1352
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 2: like going to Texas to shit on Texas people and

1353
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 2: then finding out like, oh, like wait, they're kind of

1354
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 2: just like me. Yeah, but it wasn't the best movie

1355
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 2: I've ever seen, and I don't agree with a lot

1356
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 2: of things, but it was really that was a really

1357
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 2: pretty moment in the movie. The end freaked me the

1358
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 2: fuck out. I was like, this is too real.

1359
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: I don't think I've watched Teddy movies or anything. I'm

1360
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 1: still just playing Fortnite and oh I started Girls and

1361
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:48,440
Speaker 1: that's a really good chow.

1362
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 2: You've been slashing it? Did you still sash it when

1363
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 2: I was gone?

1364
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:51,200
Speaker 5: Oh?

1365
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:52,800
Speaker 1: I only watched it when I'm with Oryan.

1366
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:53,440
Speaker 2: That's cute.

1367
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 1: I like watch it together. But my media is so,

1368
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:00,360
Speaker 1: there's this artist called alex G. I don't know what

1369
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 1: the letter stands for, but you guys should definitely tap

1370
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 1: in alex Alex Gay.

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01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,400
Speaker 2: Do not listen to Alex G. Have y'all heard of

1372
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 2: Alex G?

1373
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 4: No?

1374
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 1: Have you wait? Have you actually not heard of him?

1375
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 4: No?

1376
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:13,360
Speaker 2: I've never heard of him.

1377
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 1: Oh he's popping on TikTok.

1378
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 2: Stop staring at me.

1379
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 1: He kaind of gives these loving stairs that are almost

1380
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 1: like too much.

1381
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 2: Sometimes he like furls his brows and he.

1382
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 1: Like and he plays with himself a little. Okay. My

1383
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:33,160
Speaker 1: media of the week is Dress You Up by Madonna.

1384
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 1: The Duke is Gone by Chuck Sendric I just died.

1385
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:45,439
Speaker 2: Amazing podcast. Take him down so they can see regular.

1386
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 1: International player ANDTHEMB I've said that before and I'll say

1387
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 1: it again. Runner by Alex G. West End Girls by

1388
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 1: Pet Shop Boys, This Hour the Sunday, I Love You

1389
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 1: Was Forever Donna Lewis Looking playlist, Suck my Balls, Bitch.

1390
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 2: Okay, so I got We have to hurry.

1391
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 1: Because I have to play Fortnite. I know they updated

1392
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 1: the chop art.

1393
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 2: I Got on a Mountain by Danny L. Harrel, I've

1394
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:14,400
Speaker 2: got video games by Lana del Rey, West Coast by

1395
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:18,920
Speaker 2: Lena del Rey, Dark Paradise by Lana del Rey. And

1396
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,560
Speaker 2: then we'll just give you one base Down Low by

1397
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:30,520
Speaker 2: dev I like my beats fast and my base down. Hey,

1398
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:40,480
Speaker 2: alright bye, It's you, It's you and everything. It's for

1399
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:41,680
Speaker 2: emergency in