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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Alchemy. Then sign the host Kevin Pollock.

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Speaker 1: What's that? Yes, we are going to continue to the

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Speaker 1: Why you gotta call me out like that just because

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Speaker 1: you thought that's what the listeners were doing. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: Alchemists later. All the regulars are here today. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: This first letter comes from Chris Peters. Hello, Kevin and

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Speaker 1: the merry band of Alchemists. I'm laughing my ass off

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Speaker 1: at Alchemy. There's so thank you for that. I absolutely

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Speaker 1: love that you let the bits go on past their

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Speaker 1: natural lives and yet they're still funny. I have a

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Speaker 1: thought of a scene if I may, Yes, apparently you may.

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Speaker 1: A group of strangers get trapped on our hospital elevator.

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Speaker 1: Each of them has a malady that cannot be ignored.

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Speaker 1: Break a leg, and thank you all for your talent

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Speaker 1: and willingness to be way way out there from Crisp.

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Speaker 1: Well the door, could you push seven place? Hold the door.

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Speaker 1: You have to make room for this. It's just fluid,

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Speaker 1: but I don't want anyone to brush up against it

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Speaker 1: because it could burst the door. Yeah, we're holding the doorbell.

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Speaker 1: He's still running down the hall. He's only looking like

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Speaker 1: he's running it. I need to get to the third floor.

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Speaker 1: We're holding the door, sir, see you mind what's happening?

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Speaker 1: Hurry up, police the door. You're gonna be draining this today.

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Speaker 1: I have a drainage appointment. I think he's just running

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Speaker 1: in place close to the the door. Just close the door,

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Speaker 1: the door. I think that's his bit. I think the

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Speaker 1: floor he's getting closer. You three please, o twins. He

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Speaker 1: is getting closet door. Okay, I'm tapping that. I don't

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Speaker 1: think this close door button works? All right? You made it? Thanks?

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Speaker 1: What's floor. Can we get you take the stairs? Excuse me? Wait? What? No,

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Speaker 1: come here, start, come back over here? Sirs? What a gag? Um?

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna keep going past that natural ending? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right, yes we are. Uh what's in the bag? Man?

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Speaker 1: You can't ask me that? Well? Okay, thank you? Some

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Speaker 1: supplies I need? Sure you may have noticed the large

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Speaker 1: fluid growth on my back. I saw you looking at it.

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Speaker 1: Anybody for Florida? Did anybody floor to the door. He's

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Speaker 1: up the stairwell. No, he's not running. We need we

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Speaker 1: have to tell people. Thank god, my floor is next.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't stay one more minute on this element. I

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Speaker 1: feel like my push push this emergency? But is leaking?

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Speaker 1: Am I leaking? I got jostled? Am I leaking? Remain calm? Hello,

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Speaker 1: I I gotta reported the elevator stopped, stopped, stopped? We

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Speaker 1: need how king? Lady? Is everyone? Okay? She says she's leaking.

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Speaker 1: I'm worried. I'm concerned that I'm leaking. Fire department is

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Speaker 1: on their way by the fire. I have to make

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Speaker 1: two things very clear. One I have to pee and

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Speaker 1: I will And two I'm a smoker and I'm nervous.

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Speaker 1: So I'm lighting up here. This might be my last cigarette.

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Speaker 1: Do not know the state laws about smoking cigarette? That

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Speaker 1: was incredible. How do you know that we don't have asthma?

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Speaker 1: I do have asthma and I know it. That's why

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Speaker 1: I'm here. I don't care about the two of you.

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Speaker 1: That was his last cigarette. I hoped it was your

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Speaker 1: last cigarette before I ate it. Now I'm going to

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Speaker 1: get very agitated, very soon joined the club. Honey, I'm

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Speaker 1: still peeing in this corner. Please don't. It's smelling here

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Speaker 1: and I already have a hard time breathing. I made

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Speaker 1: it very clear. I don't care about you. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: need to get to the third floor to get my inhaler.

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Speaker 1: I'm also going to the third floor. I'm also going

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Speaker 1: I'm going to the seventh floor. And uh, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm getting my like I'm getting SNIPPs. I'm here to

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Speaker 1: get SNIPPs. Oh my god, anybody get everybody had that

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Speaker 1: snipping thing? Yet you don't get to ask those weird

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Speaker 1: What I'm looking forward to just checking out? I need

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Speaker 1: this guy all right, Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna gonna

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Speaker 1: do the repressive thing. But I'm not much of a

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Speaker 1: conspiracy theorist. That's what conspiracy theorists say. But I think

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Speaker 1: that's the same guy that was doing the hold the

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Speaker 1: door gag. I think this is karma. I pushed the

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Speaker 1: button to close, and I even guided the doors closed.

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Speaker 1: The only thing I can do this, I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to push this all the way to the top floor.

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Speaker 1: Guy that's gonna come down, let me guess we should

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Speaker 1: hold the door. The doors are all closed, I know,

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Speaker 1: but it's the guy. All right, So do you feel

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Speaker 1: the elevator? Moment is gonna go right to the top floor? Right,

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Speaker 1: We don't feel it moving. Girls on my back is

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Speaker 1: full of fluid. Should the fluid burst? Everyone, do not

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Speaker 1: touch it. Do not touch the fluid. Gross, I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna get snipped. Do you think the five of us

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Speaker 1: were put together in this elevator for some kind of purpose?

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Speaker 1: What would the purpose be? I don't know. But we

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Speaker 1: all have different maladies. Much of a conspiracy theory, everyone,

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Speaker 1: Let's go around talk about the maladies first. You don't

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Speaker 1: get what come out. Let's get to know what you

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Speaker 1: would be here for a couple of seconds. Look, I'm

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Speaker 1: not much of a conspiracy there's right, but I think

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Speaker 1: this guy's onto something. Somehow, the governments or somehow another

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Speaker 1: got all of us into the room. What do we

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Speaker 1: all know? What are we have in common? Why were

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Speaker 1: we brought here? Why were we brought here? I'm just

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Speaker 1: supposed to pick up my medication for my asthma. It's

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Speaker 1: a usual thing that I do once a month, and

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Speaker 1: I waited an extra day and I don't know if

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Speaker 1: it was. I work for tax deduction company. It's it's

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Speaker 1: boring stuff. I do my taxes. Why don't you just

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Speaker 1: get your inhaler sent to your home. I used to

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Speaker 1: do that, but they have a seven dollar charge. So

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Speaker 1: I just come by a work next door. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to say the name of the company, but I

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Speaker 1: worked next door. It's Farming Dale's Insurance, Farmingdale Farmingdales, Farming Dales,

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Speaker 1: Farmer Farmer, high Hold, the dairrel farmer. And so you

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Speaker 1: actually worked for the dairy my yeah, well no, it's

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Speaker 1: farm and dairy and background. Well, my family's from Dario, Idaho. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're getting somewhere leaky lady. What's your I'm not leaking yet.

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Speaker 1: I was concerned I was leaking. All right? What did

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Speaker 1: your name? I won't call you. My name is Tish, alright, Tis.

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Speaker 1: I have a growth on my back. We understand that

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Speaker 1: it's gotten out of control. It's totally fine. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: a drain today. It's moist happy. What do I do

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Speaker 1: for a living? What do I look like I do

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Speaker 1: for a living? Read my shirt? She's a banker. Look

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Speaker 1: at that banks insurance. This sounds like government to me.

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Speaker 1: Why is have you just? Have you thought about given

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Speaker 1: the growth a name? Sometimes that helps me. It's not

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Speaker 1: a person. It's fluid. You don't get to ask the

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Speaker 1: type of questions. It's not a pet. It's not a person.

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Speaker 1: It's uncomfortable. What do you do for a living? What's

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Speaker 1: your name? My name is Rufus dement and I'm unemployed, unemployed?

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Speaker 1: What are you here for? Rufe I'm getting my malady diagnosed.

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Speaker 1: I have all kind of symptoms like hives, running no

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Speaker 1: got it, running mouth, lung compression. Rufus is that your name? Huh?

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Speaker 1: Weird name. It's a family name. All right. We gotta

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Speaker 1: figure out why we're all here. If you guys, don't mind.

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Speaker 1: I need to lay down because if I'm standing up,

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Speaker 1: it's hard laying it. Hit here. I gotta open up

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Speaker 1: the door a little bit. Please do alright. I can

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Speaker 1: see his finger. It's the guy. Alright, what says wait

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Speaker 1: for the door. It's not going to open it. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna put some grain in here, an brains. Hold the door.

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Speaker 1: We can use the grain to stop up. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: might know it. Just hold the door, sounds Why are

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Speaker 1: you doing this to us? Sir? Just hold the door.

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Speaker 1: Is anyone else in here divorced? Yes? Yes, that's why

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Speaker 1: I'm getting slipped. Maybe that's something, rufus. Are you divorced?

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Speaker 1: Never married, never had sex? Too much information, rufie, you're

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Speaker 1: a virgin? Yeah? Hi, what do you say? We are

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Speaker 1: chip in and get take care of that? You don't

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Speaker 1: get the ass. No, I'm not having sex. I'm not

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Speaker 1: chipping in all the door like a Mayo lordic kind

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Speaker 1: of what's your deal? What's up with you? Snip headed? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Get snipped? So nobody really have a malady per se.

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Speaker 1: But I have a situation that I need to get correct.

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Speaker 1: Too many children. I would not like to have any

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Speaker 1: more children. Do you have any children? Seven feel you've

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Speaker 1: left too big a bioprint? What does that means? You're

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Speaker 1: just you're supposed to minimize this planets like I last

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Speaker 1: that long with that many kids? Rufus? The begins is

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Speaker 1: an R. What's your name again? It's Ryan's Yeah? What's

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Speaker 1: your name, sir? Arthur? Okay, Tish. If you put at

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Speaker 1: R and there becomes trash, but there's no there's no R,

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Speaker 1: but there should be titius into a very common name.

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Speaker 1: It's actually my actual name is now smoke. I'm not

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Speaker 1: a smoker, right, I'm smoky. Oh sorry, I feel it pulsating.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't usually pulsate. Your name is smokey. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: a smoker. I'm just checking everyone all right now we're

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Speaker 1: not okay. We need to get out of here. I

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Speaker 1: need to find that one malady I have. Can you

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Speaker 1: get some water to us at least? Yes, we'll get

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Speaker 1: some water. There's a prescription for an asthma and hailer

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Speaker 1: that's on the third floor. Could you have somebody sliping

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Speaker 1: through the doors. I'm not taking what's your name, sir,

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Speaker 1: I'm not taking request. What's your name? Rimble? Ramble? How

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Speaker 1: are you going to get us out of here. Please

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Speaker 1: tell us updates, something information news, Just hold the door.

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Speaker 1: Does it not strike anybody as odd that all of

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Speaker 1: your names to begin with the letter R. No, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. That doesn't matter. Arthur begins with the A.

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Speaker 1: But it sounds like begins with tea. And what's your name, Anthony? Tony? Tony?

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Speaker 1: What about your Darth faded? What was your name? The

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Speaker 1: name is right, Ryan, Ryan, Right. I think this name

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Speaker 1: thing is a dead end. Okay, Well, I'm the only

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Speaker 1: one who's trying here. Okay, I can really go for

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Speaker 1: a small Oh, it's the water department, divorced, it's the

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Speaker 1: elevator or someone. Yea water department, a department. We asked

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Speaker 1: for water and we didn't need the whole department. Alright, Look,

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Speaker 1: I got some water bottles outside if you want them

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Speaker 1: to open the door. We can't open the door. Opened

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Speaker 1: the doors dying. Hey listen, Bobby, all the guys here

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Speaker 1: at the fire station think you're great. Um, you don't

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Speaker 1: have what it takes. We're gonna send you to the

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Speaker 1: water department. What I can't I can't make that any clearer.

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Speaker 1: You just don't have what it takes. The church. Alright.

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Speaker 1: So here's where all men of your age and women

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Speaker 1: of your age for that matter, have stacked up against

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Speaker 1: you physically and mentally. Here's where you stand. Well, what

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Speaker 1: is that row? That arrow means right, it's pointing right

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Speaker 1: to the water department and the door. So who could

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Speaker 1: I just stay for a little while? You can. You

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Speaker 1: can always come by and hang out, but just for now.

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Speaker 1: know it's all right, No, no giving a driver's license. Hey, Tommy, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: water crame. Everyone jump on the dolphins. Let's it's rufus, rufus?

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Speaker 1: He was real rolling stone? Know what I mean? Mine too?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, does anybody have a DNA tester? Ryan's dead?

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Speaker 1: So's now. And you called the water police. I called

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Speaker 1: Why don't you just let him? Here's a microphone? Oh

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Speaker 1: good on you? Hello, who's out there? Yeah? Hello, there's

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Speaker 1: a there's a man dying. Dads when my boys died? What? What? Why?

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Speaker 1: That was my boy? I'm your dad, dadda dad? How

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Speaker 1: What's your name? Arthur? You were busy and to Anthony

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Speaker 1: for the Organs and little Ryan, Dad, get us out

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Speaker 1: here so we can see it. Bring bring Ryan's body up,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to get to know you all. Where did

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Speaker 1: so much for your service? Oh yeah, absolutely anytime. Are

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Speaker 1: you're cooking. Our next letter comes all the way from

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Speaker 1: Sweden Atlas Olsen. That's two, says Olsen. Don't you know

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Speaker 1: I enjoy your superb show everything Thursday? She Atlas, what

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Speaker 1: do you think Atlas is a fellas? Sure, I'm a technician,

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Speaker 1: so there's a lot of driving involved, and you guys

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Speaker 1: I would love to hear a situation where some cavemen

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Speaker 1: in with their coworkers. Sincerely, Atlas Olsen from Sweden. Well,

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Speaker 1: if it's all the same to you guys, I think

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Speaker 1: do you mean? It doesn't have to be a flowers

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Speaker 1: it has to be a flower. Okays, do we all

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Speaker 1: agree it? Just I think we need just some fresh ideas.

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Speaker 1: couple of you. We haven't heard from you. Tommy. You

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Speaker 1: know I love your passion, very very a bulldozer. Just

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Speaker 1: say it, he's a bulldozer's passion. Yes, Tommy, would you

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Speaker 1: like to say anything in front of the group? Tommy, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I would. I think you're being a little abusive, Okay,

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Speaker 1: your power grabbing. I'm not power grabbing. Power grabbed. You're

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Speaker 1: going to present this to the CEO later this afternoon.

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Speaker 1: I can't have you flower pretty, take flower flower? Wait

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Speaker 1: a second, keeping you want to flower out operating syst

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Speaker 1: flower pretty to take flour give me flow alright, we

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Speaker 1: can't actually give you the flower. Chunk chunk. We can't

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Speaker 1: give you the flower take flower. Oh chunk chunk is

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Speaker 1: a new suit. New suit looks like rabbit skin. Did

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Speaker 1: you make that yourself? Take the flower out of the app.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a great that's actually a great ideas the

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Speaker 1: flower less flower. Well, yeah, yeah, that's nice. Maybe just

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Speaker 1: a pedal. I love pedal represents everything. Love that? Huh?

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Speaker 1: I love that? Okay, great, let's get over into the

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Speaker 1: actual diagnosis. Thank you for supporting that we need more

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Speaker 1: unique users. He's got a point. Well, of course we do,

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Speaker 1: and how do we get them? ConA developed a marketing

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Speaker 1: Conan and you've got something bring people, people people, it's great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah we can. We should do some community organizing, get

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Speaker 1: Can we please not raw meat anymore? Can we get

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Speaker 1: something else. Let's go ra meat okay, tommy salad, Indian food,

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Speaker 1: island or Indian food. Yeah, we'll pick Indian food. They say, okay, salad, salad?

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Speaker 1: What kind would you like? Chopped? Chopped? It's good. Bonza

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Speaker 1: beans interrupt and oh nice, okay, got a body shorter,

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Speaker 1: I'll get that bloom need to reach mass market? Yes, colors.

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Speaker 1: Are we not going to talk about this ever? What's that?

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Speaker 1: Whatever is going on in here? Come on and boom

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Speaker 1: boom time? All right, boom boom boom time. Stop stop

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Speaker 1: everybody stop, look at me, Look at me, stop stop,

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Speaker 1: look at me, stop stop. Chuck Shot Conan wants boom

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Speaker 1: boom time. Okay, you're not kidding that with me, Chuck.

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Speaker 1: You want boom boom okay, well then you pay for

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Speaker 1: Not what it meant much boom boom We didn't. Absolutely

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Speaker 1: Where did they come from Portland. If you'd like to

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Speaker 1: I mean off work, okay, but what are you going

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Speaker 1: to just be with me? Coronan? Make money? I know

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Speaker 1: you mean money, can I know that? But what are

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Speaker 1: we going to make love and make money for a woman? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Come on, don't just call me a woman. Boom boom now, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get boom boom. No con noo no, Conan,

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Speaker 1: no boom boom, you get boom boom when we talk hungry.

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Speaker 1: I'm hungry too for connection. Connection. Yes, I want to

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Speaker 1: con no, no, pretty thank you, pretty face, thank you. Look,

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Speaker 1: you're a huge app developer, worth what one to three

415
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Speaker 1: billion dollars? I don't know. I don't care about that.

416
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 1: I'll burn all that down if that just means a

417
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Speaker 1: moment I get to spend with you. Conan, Marie, I

418
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: think we need to get back to the question that

419
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: I asked you. We've got about thirteen minutes left in

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Speaker 1: the session. I'd really like to get through to one

421
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 1: of you. He's sniffling again. Great, question is love or

422
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: boom boom boom boom? Okay, everything is boom boom for him,

423
00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:00,439
Speaker 1: everything is boom boom. So maybe Marie, if you offered

424
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: Conan a little more boom boom? Are you serious than love?

425
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 1: Are you serious? How often is too much? He wants

426
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 1: it every second every day, Conan, make boom boom with Conan. Great.

427
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 1: We talked about this before, and you don't want to

428
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: isolate you masturbate when we have people over for sarcuterie

429
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:24,199
Speaker 1: and wine. He's masturbating right now. My question is, what

430
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 1: do you Every second is not a real thing. How

431
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: often are we really talking about every second? What do

432
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 1: you mean? That's look he's chucking off right now. Which

433
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: you've made it Okay, in this office, everything's okane. It's

434
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 1: a safe place. Darren, my man, my hook up. I

435
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 1: needed some more kind Okay, here you go, thank you.

436
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,640
Speaker 1: Here's the coke. I need the cast give you more

437
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: money because I have much money. It's a lot of

438
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 1: money taking you the man nikes. Yeah, that's what's up.

439
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: Mercedes beech Beach bear By dreas by dre I have

440
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: a lot of other appointments today, so you demand thank you,

441
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 1: dyed hair. You'll check everyone that lived tonight in Miami.

442
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 1: We got special guests in the house. One of the developers,

443
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 1: our favorite that bloom we got splains block boom. Are

444
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: you the mando who like you make boom boom? Make

445
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 1: no who like Cokay, can't take all this whack bags home?

446
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: Have FuG bloom up? All right? He's checking off over there.

447
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: He paid a lot of money for this club, and

448
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: that's okay. Chunk chunk, chunk. Ats your your landlord? What

449
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 1: are you doing here? We've been getting some complaints, noise

450
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: complaints from the people below you there. You live in

451
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: the penthouse. Well, I mean it's a it's a two

452
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: unit building. Jack, Jack and I have this pasta. Do

453
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: please do not touch pasta bypasta? Okay, come back to bed.

454
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: I'll come back by boom boom. Look, I certainly can't complain.

455
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 1: You know you pay your rent on time in advance

456
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: in cash, you know, so, I mean you're a good

457
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: tenant in that way. Come inside, Come inside, okay, come here,

458
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: come dear god. What is that? It's tiger. Oh God,

459
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: that that's the bigger than any tiger. I have everything.

460
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: It's just that's a saber tooth tiger. You get save

461
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: it tooth. You're you're supposed to clear all pets with management? God?

462
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: What is that? That's act service? Taradactors live at the

463
00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: same time. It's game. Absolutely, I got from Mosquito. Okay,

464
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: Kings come back? No, don't eat my food. My food

465
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: come back? Look would you rent at this panhouse? I

466
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: didn't ask things like the pterodactyls masturbating that it is

467
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: hard to do. Look, I didn't ask fundamental things like

468
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: where did you come from? Like, no, I don't believe

469
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: that for one second. But keep the noise down after

470
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 1: ten o'clock? Okay, can we do that? Do you know

471
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: what ten o'clock is? Chunk chunk? It depends on time zone? Yeah, good, good? Okay?

472
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 1: What can I finish the Tom? Do you? You can

473
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: have Tom Kai? Good morning Bloom employees, all right, thank you,

474
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: and thank for him coming in this early. Okay. I

475
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: just want to say we personal pr is a big

476
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: issue here, okay, And there's a lot of people going around.

477
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: They're doing things that they shouldn't be doing you get

478
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 1: to the point. The point is, okay, it is everyone's

479
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: masturbating in public. Yes, not a great look. That's not

480
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: a great look. We cannot do that. You and Tommy

481
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: masturbate me and Tommy privately. If I do, my therapist says, okay,

482
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: it's okay. Safe space in a safe space. Not everything

483
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: is a safe space anymore. Safe space, Wendy Williams show,

484
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: not a safe bo't but no boom boom. Here we

485
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: got the numbers in. We made ten point six brilliant dollars.

486
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: Can you explain what you think our app is? Bloom?

487
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: Keep going bloom bloom. Oh my god, what do you

488
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: think it is? Because I'm getting an idea of what

489
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: they think. I know it is. I write code, code,

490
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: go code. What do you think it? No, you haven't

491
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: answered the question that you just said you write code

492
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: and then they just all cheered code ten billion dollars? Yes, yes, okay, great,

493
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 1: so you're not gonna answer. Fantastic koke. We know koke. Uh,

494
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: David Choe, you know him? Portland organ app is flower?

495
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: What part of this is the CEO? Gonna enjoy? By

496
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: the way, this is all great in this room where

497
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: we've got to present to the CEO this afternoon. We're

498
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 1: trying to make a hundred billion dollars. Yeah, you man,

499
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: you take flower, oh de flower from Bloom Bloom? What from? No, No,

500
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: we're not doing that, virgin. Wait a second, is the app?

501
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: Are you saying it needs to be more sexual? That's

502
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: the vibe I'm getting more boom boom boom boom boom boom.

503
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: Might be the smelling here. It might not just be. Okay,

504
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: I'm busy, I'm busy. I'm giving you a little bit

505
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: of time. I've got apps, I've got things to make,

506
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: and so mr Mr Peterson, if we may, we don't

507
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 1: want We're not here to waste your time. Our new app, Pedal,

508
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: is a sexual experience. Conan, why don't you know we

509
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: took what we did with Bloom and we've jumped off.

510
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: We're now Pedal. We're hitting you with something brand new

511
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: and very fresh. Pandle make boom boom, Pedal make boom boom.

512
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 1: You want boom boom? What does that mean? Pedal make? Okay,

513
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: it makes what a sexual experience we call boom boom. Now,

514
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: if you look right now, some of the coders are

515
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: masturbated in your office. Yeah, I was like, what is

516
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: that called an uncontrollable desire? Who doesn't want a fantasy

517
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: to come true? Who wants to be with someone on this?

518
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: I don't you know what I'm out. We started with

519
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: the meal delivery thing, and this has gone in a direction.

520
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: There's like, it's sorry, Tommy, I didn't sign up for Regina,

521
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: but you signed up for us? Did I? WHOA? I

522
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: guess not. I guess not. I guess void. Contract all

523
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: intens was contract. I guess I just made it with

524
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: your eyes? What I made the contract with your eyes

525
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: when I looked at you. I made a deal with myself.

526
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 1: It was internal. I didn't sign an I know it was.

527
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: I was saying, it was poetically that I A contract

528
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 1: was the love. You made a contract with my eyes,

529
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: not literally with your eyes, Regina, I said that I made.

530
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,280
Speaker 1: I'm not full of ship. I'm Tommy peddling boom boom.

531
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: I love it. I love what you're doing here. I

532
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: feel it. I feel the wrong emotions. I liked the

533
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: whole thing, and you know what sold me. Anytime anybody

534
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: who's has ever walked in here and said, it's like

535
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: uber for this I'm sold and he he said it

536
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: was like Uber for sex for boom boom. Regina, you've

537
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:59,720
Speaker 1: got above and beyond the way you sold us. Here today,

538
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,720
Speaker 1: everyone's masturbating the room. You two are having this quarrel,

539
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 1: Mr Peters. If it's possible, I think with a slight

540
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 1: pay raise, we could get Regina to stay. And by

541
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: slight one point two is that what it'll take? Is

542
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: that what it will take make a contract? She's creative

543
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: with my eyes. Tell me you get on that conscious

544
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,760
Speaker 1: forward thinking. And Tommy is yesterday's news. It's like fish

545
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 1: and I'm out wrapped up. Get the smell. That smell,

546
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: that fishy smell is that's Tommy. I'm out in his position.

547
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 1: That's exactly why we're here. Conan, Look, I'm sorry, I'm

548
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: taking the kids. I'm I don't care how big this

549
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: app is. But where do you go? I'm going to

550
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,879
Speaker 1: go someplace you're never going to find. She's coming with me,

551
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: you monster. Come on, let's get out of a monster. No,

552
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: I'm not a masturbating You made a weird sex app

553
00:35:56,040 --> 00:36:00,439
Speaker 1: and you're a weird sex guy. Okay, take for coming

554
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:12,479
Speaker 1: to my apartment. I think I think people know like us. No, no,

555
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: I think they're on to us. Maybe we go back

556
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: in time. We said we would never use use the

557
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: time machine again. But me no happy, Me got cocaine

558
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:35,720
Speaker 1: addiction and sexual appetite that cannot be satisfied. Me too.

559
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,479
Speaker 1: Why don't we just go to JFK and get time

560
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 1: playing these people upset app? Make them upset app? Time waste? Mhm,

561
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:55,479
Speaker 1: you get Joathan brain from I'm so sorry, I'm I think,

562
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: I mean, can you keep it down on? Know what

563
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: kind of meeting you're having? But it's like three of

564
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: the more so we work. Okay, we pay for space,

565
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: but you said it was your apartment earlier, and like

566
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 1: it's I know, I know you do, I know. Okay, Okay,

567
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 1: it's fine, just relax. I just please keep it down, please, okay,

568
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: we will keep down. I have people live under me too.

569
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 1: Let's go home where we are understood and the three

570
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 1: were killed, Thank goodness. People were just starting to write letters.

571
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: No more masturbating scenes. If it's possible, children listen to

572
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 1: the podcast. Our next suggestion comes from Matthew m MYSI

573
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 1: that polic I love listening to your poe. What's that

574
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: you're going to beat me, sends list until I give

575
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: you and your crew a scenario to act out. Fine,

576
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 1: since I love my face the way it is, I'll

577
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: give you my ideas. An inventor accidentally discovers time travel. Matthew,

578
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: what the fuck is called? Group man? What else? Exactly?

579
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: It's accidental discovery is very important. They go back in time,

580
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: change history by mistake, come back to the president, find

581
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 1: out how badly they messed up the timeline. This can

582
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: repeat a few times, oh can it? So we should

583
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 1: be like going over heard pizza store. Hey, what's gonna

584
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: take to get you in a delirium today? What you

585
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,439
Speaker 1: want to buy this Delian? Yeah? Yeah, what's gonna take?

586
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: You don't know? Give me? Sorry? You came in here

587
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 1: and I thought you were a serious buyer. I've got

588
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: a DeLorean and I can offer you time travel. So

589
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,040
Speaker 1: what's it gonna take to get you into the I

590
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: just offered you a price if you want me to

591
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: get in rephrase, the time traveling machine is a car. Okay,

592
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: So would you like to go to the past the future?

593
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: Where would you like to go? And you're offering me

594
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,760
Speaker 1: forty dollars? No, I couldn't, but over here, he wants

595
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: you to pay him. Oh my misunderstanding. So I'm offering

596
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: your time travel and you'd like forty dollars. You just

597
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: asked me what would it take for me to get in? Yeah,

598
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 1: I mean you can't do that. I don't know what

599
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: you come back to my office? Yeah, Rick, Yeah, you

600
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: are the worst salesman I have ever hired. Well, look

601
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: at my numbers, they're terrible. You've been bleeding out money

602
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 1: from this company. You just gave somebody fifteen thousand dollars

603
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: to take a Kawasaki motorcycle off the lot, right, so

604
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 1: we paid fourteen I don't care how much I'm married

605
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: to your sister. I'm the fucking furious Rick. Go out

606
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: there and sell a god damn dolor. All right, welcomes,

607
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: or what are you looking for today? How can I

608
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: help you? Have you seen the DeLorean? No? I haven't.

609
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 1: All right, Well, it offers zero to sixty and four

610
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: point two gas mileage is not terrific because it's a DeLorean.

611
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: Here's a bonus time travel. I was about to ask, Yeah,

612
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 1: with it allow me to travel throughout time? Yeah? You

613
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: know the movie the thing that about, But we now

614
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 1: have that technology. This particular Deloian comes without option, and

615
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: this is a two thousand, nineteen DeLorean. It is. It's

616
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: brand news. It's just made four times, still making them. Well,

617
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: this one just came off the dock. And uh, if

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Speaker 1: you've got forty two five, I'm so sorry. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to report you again. But you can't tell people

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Speaker 1: were getting the Deloreans off the dock. Why the cars

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Speaker 1: come from not the dock. So, despite John Delorean's career

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Speaker 1: ending in disgrace in the mid nineteen eighties and the

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Speaker 1: carline not being manufactured since then, you're telling me that

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Speaker 1: a brand new DeLorean that has the exact time specifications

625
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Speaker 1: that the Back to the Future trilogy has it is

626
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Speaker 1: now available. Just a little all right. It's not brand new.

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Speaker 1: My passion for telling it to you is brand new

628
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Speaker 1: because you just walked in the door. Okay, so throw

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Speaker 1: out a number. Let's see get back. If I can't

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Speaker 1: damn office, pardon me, sir. I can't keep him on

631
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Speaker 1: a leash. I have my own customers. You've been interrupting him,

632
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Speaker 1: and you've been calling him out on the falsehoods that

633
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Speaker 1: he's trying. You are not get the Samantha. If you

634
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Speaker 1: say anything to Rick, make it positive and helpful. You Rick, No,

635
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Speaker 1: don't ever backstep something that's brand new. Where does the where?

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Speaker 1: What's on? I want you guys to go back. Don't

637
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Speaker 1: never backstep what's the If he thinks it's new, don't

638
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Speaker 1: backstep it and call it my pitches new. It's from

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Speaker 1: the new car, it's from the early eighties though, it

640
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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Okay, Okay, I have to go out there.

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Speaker 1: Give me one more chance. Samantha best be on his side.

642
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Speaker 1: I love you, honey, I love you too. Okay, Okay, sir, Yes,

643
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Speaker 1: I'm still here. I the the GM wanted me to

644
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: be clear about one thing. When I said I was

645
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Speaker 1: fibbing that it wasn't brand new. That was like a

646
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Speaker 1: test to see if you really know deloreans well, and

647
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Speaker 1: I do. Okay, then you know this one is in

648
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Speaker 1: fact brand new. What he said, does the time machine

649
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Speaker 1: actually work? Yes? Well, you know what. Let's take it

650
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Speaker 1: for a test drive. Would you like any soft cheese?

651
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Speaker 1: Pick a year? I would like some soft thank you.

652
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Speaker 1: That's finest breed. Also brand new pick a year? Um?

653
00:42:53,920 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: Why seventy one? If I can inquire, that's pushy the

654
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: year before the Godfather came out tonight. I just think

655
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Speaker 1: it would be where the hell is rare? Where the

656
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: fuck is rare? Sir? If you could just keep it doing?

657
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Speaker 1: How you doing? How are you, Samanthy? I saw you

658
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: when I was in your last night. Where is that?

659
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Speaker 1: Son of abits? Rick? Okay, well you just saw many

660
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Speaker 1: a kisak. The wheel just came up almost just totally

661
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Speaker 1: soft cheese. For the hell is Rick? Has I seen

662
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Speaker 1: hiding my hunted little Orian? He's right over there, Rick,

663
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Speaker 1: Thank you? Rick? You can see Rick? Hello, I see you?

664
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Speaker 1: What do you want? What do you? What do I want?

665
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Speaker 1: There's so many I had? You paid me fi, Yes,

666
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Speaker 1: I did what you do with the money I gave you.

667
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 1: I still have it. Right. They get a new tower

668
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Speaker 1: tire and get off my job. I'm not gonna get

669
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Speaker 1: off any buddy. If you're thinking about buying something from

670
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Speaker 1: this piece of ship, don't do it, all right? All right?

671
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: I disagree, I disagree. We're a fine store whatever. Whatever.

672
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Speaker 1: You know what, man, you're a bad salesman, and you

673
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Speaker 1: lady what you got? Your eyes are too close together?

674
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Speaker 1: Are they? I've ever heard that? You know what? Somebody

675
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Speaker 1: told me my eyes are perfect? Whatever do you know

676
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Speaker 1: that she was an eye model from seventy flens Crafters

677
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Speaker 1: the years go back. Don't worry you. Do you ever

678
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Speaker 1: think there's more for us than just working here at

679
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Speaker 1: the docks? Good good, I don't want to work no

680
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: one but the ducks. That's how we got a new

681
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: car coming in. Listen. That kind of talk is like

682
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Speaker 1: really anti union. I was just no, I know, I

683
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Speaker 1: was just thinking, you know what, if there was something

684
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Speaker 1: more out there for us, well, then bring it up

685
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Speaker 1: at the next union meetings are going to get us.

686
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Speaker 1: I thought you were my friend. I'm your friend. I

687
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Speaker 1: don't know. Hey, maybe I'm just talking Craiz. No, no, no,

688
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Speaker 1: you can talk to me. It's between us Spolkswagen ba

689
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Speaker 1: Okay up. Just I was wanting to do dance nothing,

690
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Speaker 1: it's nothing, no, no, no, no, I hear you what what?

691
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Speaker 1: It's just stupid idea. If I wasn't a dockworker, I

692
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: would have been a dame. Guys, bad news to close

693
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Speaker 1: the dock down unless we raise four dollars for the

694
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Speaker 1: talent show, where are we going to get talented? Well, well,

695
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Speaker 1: I can dance, Donny can dance dance? Well, it's interpretive dance,

696
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: so it's not really easy for somebody give him a beat. Okay, Well,

697
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Speaker 1: Joe Joe with the one eye, whe eye Joe over there.

698
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Speaker 1: He I just call him Joe, honestly. It don't just

699
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 1: trying to make that nickname. It was already Joe. I'm

700
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Speaker 1: just saying Joe, Joe. Joe's good with music, good with

701
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Speaker 1: his mouth, making beats, nothing bros. Okay, I condanced this

702
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Speaker 1: and books to smooth. Hey, Sammy, wyn't you give us

703
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 1: some lyrics? Everything? And thinking about tomorrow? What do you

704
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: want me to go? So I think about them, the

705
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: people we'll get. I'll put it out. I took a

706
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 1: codfish turning in side side. We don't want it. Where

707
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 1: is it going? Waving over my lots of mammal and

708
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:44,799
Speaker 1: not neverbody it was. I saw codfish inside up inside,

709
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: I got a dog waving. Oh my my head, that's

710
00:46:52,120 --> 00:47:02,320
Speaker 1: a fish. Everybody, How do we sound? So if you

711
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Speaker 1: just be one second, sir, no problem again? That ninety

712
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Speaker 1: seventy one. Yes, I went to undercover the Watergate scandal

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Speaker 1: before Woodward and Bernstein enterprising. I'll be right back. I'll

714
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 1: be right back to what is it? I'm so close

715
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: to its closed. The deal, baby, I'm about to close

716
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: the shop. What are you talking about? It's I don't

717
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: even think we're gonna be able to sell anymore. The

718
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: docks closing, that's where we get all do closing. I

719
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: can sell right now. We really get the cars from

720
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: the dock, Samantha, have you not been paying attention? I

721
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: could have sworn we didn't get the cars from what

722
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: did you think? They came from a garage somewhere, a dock,

723
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,760
Speaker 1: a garage, so that brought in on trucks. I suppose

724
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 1: that's exactly what I thought. I've seen those car transporter trucks. Yeah. Well,

725
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 1: we're gonna probably have to shut the shop down, so

726
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,919
Speaker 1: dang it. Can I just sell the Dolorian please, I guess,

727
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,760
Speaker 1: But just be careful with the space time continuum, because

728
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 1: this is the last sale and we can't fix it

729
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:06,879
Speaker 1: if it gets fucked. Okay, you don't know. Seventy one

730
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: is where you'd like to go. I've set the thing,

731
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: and now if you'll just take this briefcase full of

732
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: forty two dollars, that's what what we feel it will

733
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 1: take to get you in this deloyan serious, you have

734
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Speaker 1: two dollars and what I asked, Yeah, it's the only

735
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 1: way to get the sales, sir nineteventy one terms that

736
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: that money will go far. That's exactly right. I just

737
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: don't understand why he gets more money than well, yeah,

738
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 1: do you know what? I may have this backwards? How

739
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: about if you gave us No, that's I'm gonna go

740
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 1: way outside the box. That's not how it works. The

741
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 1: way that it works is that you give me this.

742
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: And I go back to nineteen seventy one, though, and

743
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 1: I developed the prototype for this very car. We've always

744
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: had this conversation what this is always how it's happened.

745
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: I made this call, I made this time machine. And

746
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: here's where you give me the money. Take the money. Please, Hey, Brad,

747
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: stop being so bogardish and pass that weed. Man, Come on, man,

748
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: nothing happens in this town anyway. What the man? This

749
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: is some good weed? Man? Man, this weed is fucking laced. Man.

750
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: Hey follows all right? That rup? But what's white the can? Uh?

751
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's one, Marty. Where'd your cousin get this

752
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 1: ship again? He got it from Ecuador's Boom boom whoam who? Well, yeah,

753
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: I guess you gotta fun each other. Dude, is that

754
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 1: what that means? I don't know. I mean, I wouldn't.

755
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: I'm not a kid that idea. I'm totally fluid. Man Like,

756
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, what does that mean? I don't know. Damn

757
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: this is good. Where Where are we? Where are we?

758
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: Staten Island, one, August three, August third, Stead Island. Nixon's

759
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,439
Speaker 1: in the White House is fucking nuts. So man, where

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Speaker 1: are you from? Caveman A right on from Oh hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: we're trying to make load that's on on your request.

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Speaker 1: Boom boom word And he's like, I'm totally down with that.

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Speaker 1: I'm down. I'm open. It's past the sixties, but I'm

764
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 1: still down. Yeah, excuse me, I'm I'm I'm from Paramount Pictures.

765
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm looking for an address here in Staten Island. We're

766
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:55,280
Speaker 1: doing location scouting for this new movie, The Godfather. The Godfather?

767
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: What's that about? For the Catholic movie or something. It's

768
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Speaker 1: based on the best selling novel that every one's pretty

769
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: familiar with. You mean, the Mario book. Yeah, we're looking

770
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Speaker 1: for some locations here in Staten Island. I feel like

771
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: we could probably rent this place. Hey, look, just because

772
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Speaker 1: you manage this shell station, you can come over and

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00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 1: act like you're our friend. We're about to make love. Man.

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Speaker 1: I don't plan to being either one of your friends,

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00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: but I have an opportunity, a business opportunity. So a

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Speaker 1: few fellas could take your love make into the back area.

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Speaker 1: The big Shell scene from the book is going to

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Speaker 1: happen here over here, a huge fan the big shell

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Speaker 1: see is gonna happen here. Yeah, let's see where Jimmy

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Conn is gonna be run and I haven't read it. Well,

782
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: they don't say that in the book. And that's where

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00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 1: the day ends in the GM's office where Rick and

784
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: Samantha just don't see. Let's go around and thank your

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Speaker 1: alchemists for another tremendous session. We're gonna start with Jimmy,

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