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Speaker 1: Welcome Um. Is the Brooklyn Boys podcast beating this one

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Speaker 1: to The Brooklyn Boys is awesome. I listened to the

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Speaker 1: I'm All Caught Up and they were renting and Raven

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Speaker 1: a special guest on the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast

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Speaker 1: from Why one hundred in Miami Fort Lauderdale. It's Frankie

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Speaker 1: plays Awkward You and you're like, well you do it? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So Gandhi, Yes, let's uh. Frankie p has been a

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Speaker 1: Most likely I would not. I mean, don't you need

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Speaker 1: the opposite scary on vacations. He'll go to radio stations

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Speaker 1: nerd Daniel, would you do that? Of course? The only

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Speaker 1: You just follow the too many lines. Oh, there's too

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Speaker 1: many beaches in Florida. That's like, I get lost on

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Speaker 1: York City can be a bit much. I get it, Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: I get it, Frankie. But I'm to the point now

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Speaker 1: Is it normal to feel like claustrophobic? Like sometimes I'll

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Speaker 1: How do I get out of this? Well, you're used to,

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Speaker 1: And I saw a store where I can get it.

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Speaker 1: Now they're excellent offensive sprays like glade. I don't know anyway,

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Speaker 1: So scy okay, Larry the Lobster, okay, s scary. Where

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Speaker 1: the Lobster is I was a victim of Larry the

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Speaker 1: Lobster this weekend? Is that him? Hi? Hi, how are you? Hello? Hi?

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Speaker 1: You're on with Oh my gosh. A room full of

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Speaker 1: So I'm telling the story about Larry the Lobster. When

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