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Speaker 1: My lying boyfriend is prioritizing his ex over me. So

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Speaker 1: I told him he has to choose. Am I the asshole.

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Speaker 1: You know, priorities are important. Yeah, ultimatums are important. That's true. Everyone.

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Speaker 2: Oh, your relationship is going well. If you're doing an ultimatum, we've.

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Speaker 1: Seen it a thousand times a millions only ends. Well,

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Speaker 1: do this thing or it's over. Let's get into the story.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it. Also, this is a submission from our

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Speaker 2: So if you want to submit your own stories, go there.

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Speaker 2: And this story comes from user Otherwise sentence three point

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Speaker 2: forty shout out to you. So last night, I twenty

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Speaker 2: seven female, found out my boyfriend, thirty male is still

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Speaker 2: talking with his ex girlfriend, well kind of talking booty picks.

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Speaker 1: Oh, just from him though. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We had a few drinks and we're watching a movie.

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Speaker 2: When I noticed he got a text message. Nothing unusual

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Speaker 2: until I saw that when he clicked on this message

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Speaker 2: oh ex. I immediately asked him what was that and

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Speaker 2: why slash, how is you receiving any communication from her?

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Speaker 2: A little background, My boyfriend and I met eight months

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Speaker 2: So it showed that when his job moved across the

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Speaker 2: country last month, I decided to go with him. I

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Speaker 2: loved him completely and I feel deep down that he's

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: I left my hometown of twenty seven years to be

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Speaker 2: with him. Yes, I understood it was not that long

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Speaker 2: of a relationship, and my friend's slash family did have

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Speaker 2: their dabts about him, but supported my choice and offered

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Speaker 2: their hand in case anything happened that I would need

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Speaker 2: to get back home. Now, we have had conversations about

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Speaker 2: our exes, and he did tell me about his prior

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Speaker 2: relationship with Britney thirty four female.

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Speaker 1: I will name her because screw her, damn girl.

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Speaker 2: My boyfriend came from another country about ten years ago

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Speaker 2: and he dated Brittany for about seven years on and off.

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Speaker 2: She was unemployed and had too many kids she could

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Speaker 2: even take care of, so I stayed home while my

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Speaker 2: boyfriend paid her in her children's bills. Oh God, obviously,

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Speaker 2: how OPI is writing about her? She loves Brandany. Yep,

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Speaker 2: loves Brandany. He doesn't like to talk about it, but

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Speaker 2: from what I gathered she used her children to emotionally

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Speaker 2: of guy that's aiming to settle down and have a

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Speaker 2: it dragged on for seven years. I never really held

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Speaker 2: that against him. I had an emotionally abusive X two,

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Speaker 2: but that was well over two years ago. I've had

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Speaker 2: time to process, and I have zero contact with that person.

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Speaker 2: Near the beginning of our relationship, he mentioned how his

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Speaker 2: trying to contact him through his job.

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Speaker 1: Red Flag, Girly, red Flag, stop the communication.

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Speaker 2: She still claims because my boyfriend used to provide for them,

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Speaker 2: he should give her money whenever they need money. Now

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Speaker 2: you helped me in the past, that means you have

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Speaker 2: to help me forever.

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Speaker 1: The logic these people create to justify their demands.

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Speaker 2: I know, fucking be nice to someone once and then yeah,

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Speaker 2: now they expect money in for infinity.

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Speaker 1: You owe me all your money, actually a money because

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Speaker 1: you helped me.

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Speaker 2: Give me a dollar, Now give me a million, basically please, basically, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you already did it.

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Speaker 1: Why stop at a million? Yeah, let's run it to

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Speaker 1: a billion. Run it to a billion. Let's keep going.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, that's how employment should work. You know, you get

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Speaker 2: should keep supporting me. Give me a thousand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, everyone is employed it.

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Speaker 2: For forever eternity. He works for his uncle, and his

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Speaker 2: uncle is aware of their situation, so obviously he's hung

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Speaker 2: up every time. At that time, I asked if my

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Speaker 2: he had blocked her anytime she tried to. Okay, I

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Speaker 2: we agreed and we left it at that. Okay, so

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Speaker 2: they're both not talking to their exes. Apparently. Fast forward

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Speaker 2: under a contact with a different name, Patrick from work.

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Speaker 1: Yo, that's pretty bad. No.

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Speaker 2: For a fact, he has taking calls and text from

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Speaker 1: Have anything to talk about. Nothing, nothing. I feel like

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Speaker 1: our whole relationship is a sham. Girly if she if

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Speaker 1: he's creating contact that says Patrick from work and it's

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Speaker 1: He finally drunkenly admitted he's only talking to Brittany to

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Speaker 2: Wow, thank you so much for your honesty. First of all,

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Speaker 2: still weird, still bad. Still he's still lying to you, yep,

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Speaker 2: But like I feel like there's no way he's not

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Speaker 1: What was that picture she's on too? We never got

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Speaker 1: the full of these things.

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Speaker 2: Just take a picture of the contact number, like you

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Speaker 2: know how like the contact the pictures?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: I think he helped raise the youngest too. I don't

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Speaker 2: But still you lied. Yeah, it's still a red fla

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Speaker 2: like regardless, major red flag totally, although I feel like.

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Speaker 1: He's less of a dickbag now a little bit. I honestly,

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Speaker 1: I could see a big combination of both. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I asked him if he still felt obligated to these kids,

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Speaker 2: bit more of what do you feel about that ultimatum?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, Oh, this is so hard because think about

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Speaker 1: what if he literally legally adopted them. Not not in

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Speaker 1: I mean literally legally that is your child. So it

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Speaker 2: The thing that's a red flag is not that any

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Speaker 2: of this happened one hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: He lied about it one hundred percent lied about it

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Speaker 1: But both of us have alcohol in our systems, So

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I should accept that. I haven't

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be rational about this. Personally, my step

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Speaker 1: for a really long time. You can call me city

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Speaker 1: if you want, But I intentionally stirred away from partners

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Speaker 1: and I'm sitting here upset. I feel used and betrayed.

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Speaker 1: So am I the asshole for telling him it's me

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Speaker 1: Put your answers in the comments right now. Is OP

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Speaker 1: I think A big thing is her essentially sounds like

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Speaker 1: And especially if he knew that going in, then then

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Speaker 2: I mean, the big thing is he lied, yes, and

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Speaker 1: Really really really bad, and he kept lying about it.

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Speaker 1: And I also just have a suspicion that it's both.

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Speaker 1: It's it's I'm maybe he does really care about the kids.

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Speaker 1: it's but I would love to know what all of

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Speaker 2: Yep, and submit your stories over on subreddit if you

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Speaker 1: My fiance got blazed with our dog, so I'm canceling

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Speaker 1: Scoop we got to get blazed regg. Honestly, Scooby and

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Speaker 1: Shaggy were literally the biggest stoners of all time. Please,

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Speaker 1: They're constantly hungry, They're constantly they're living a hippie van.

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Speaker 2: Hippies are not always hungry. They're not always trying to

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Speaker 2: blaze it for twenty Sometimes they're trying to spread a

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Speaker 1: Sometimes people in a suit want to just rip a

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Speaker 1: fat doobie. Exactly what's wrong with that vice versa nothing?

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Speaker 1: It's legalized, that's right here.

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Speaker 2: Like the girl in Russia, I got like ten years

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Speaker 2: for bringing a little pod of weed literally yeah pod.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking crazy, dude, progressing progression.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you get bladed liked?

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Speaker 2: The whole crane to conflict would be solved if Putin

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Speaker 2: would just smoke a blunt one thousand percent send Little

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Speaker 2: Wayne hashtag putin smoke a blunt. That's right, So Little Wayne,

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Speaker 2: sure Lil Wayne lights he does a share of.

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Speaker 1: Snoop is on a completely different I feel brat is

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Speaker 1: just okay. Well, let's get to the s story. Me

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Speaker 1: twenty eight male, and my fiance twenty seven female, have

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Speaker 1: been together for four years and engaged for six months,

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Speaker 1: so nothing can go wrong. That thing can go wrong.

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Speaker 2: Four years that's I feel like, four year to a

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Speaker 2: six month engagement. That is like the right time.

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Speaker 1: Very solid. Yeah, so far this Reddit story coming out

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Speaker 1: like a gore cake. Oh. I also have a seven

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Speaker 1: year old lab mix who is the greatest dog in existence,

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Speaker 1: Reggy Reggy. On Saturday, fiance had a bacheolette party at home.

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Speaker 1: You want to investigate? Why why are you always investigating? Bro?

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Speaker 1: You know, fight what was it? Fight? Flight and freeze?

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Speaker 2: At least it wasn't like hey, like I got super

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Speaker 1: Dar peanut butter. I'm marrying dog.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I put that peanut butter so much. I get

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Speaker 1: That's a story. That is a that'sn't even better at

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Speaker 1: It's just the dog just wants to celebrate, Like dogs,

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Speaker 2: This dog is like me in college. It's like keep

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Speaker 1: It's like, uh, when when you celebrate h turning twenty

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Speaker 1: I'll give you ten minutes feeling bad for it shreds

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Speaker 1: like my dog ripped into that fucking bottle at the quila.

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Speaker 1: But then the doctor told me my dog invests. My

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Speaker 1: dog ingested large amounts of alcohol and chocolate edibles. Huh, bro,

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Speaker 2: But like now I'm thinking, like it probably wasn't the

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Speaker 2: It's not even the weed that the dog. Literally the

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Speaker 1: It sounds like a classic bachelor party. Baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're not coming high drunken poison, then you

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Speaker 1: That would be like that would be like the fiance

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Speaker 1: like going through your girls, like all right, one shot

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because like like is literally something, so this dog

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Speaker 2: hangover the Worst Dog Airbud Hangover edition. That's amazing. I

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Speaker 2: was so watched that movie.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, there's like Airbud blows his ladder, Airbud sucks.

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Speaker 2: There's like Airbud sucks in his last movie or something

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Speaker 2: like there's something with air and.

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Speaker 1: Smoking airbud puff puff passed away. There we go, There

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Speaker 1: we go. That's it. That's it. Oh god, yo, Dolly too,

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Speaker 1: can we can you because that movie poster please, This

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Speaker 1: next line is great The girls apparently thought it would

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Speaker 1: be totally cool and absolutely chill to just leave out

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Speaker 1: all the edibles on the short coffee tables so the

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Speaker 1: totally cool, totally chill brow, like maybe just like four

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Speaker 2: Well, all right, I actually I actually don't think there's

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Every fourth of July, we fucking make sure our dog

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Speaker 1: Of his mind. Really Yeah, yeah, with like dog like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, with like like dog weed. Dog weed, yeah,

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Speaker 2: is just is is freaking oh because of the fireworks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like just just would you give the dog human weed,

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Speaker 1: if I should, if I should give dog TVD TVD,

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Speaker 1: TVD TVD with that THHC. Right, So then they got wasted,

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Speaker 2: Everyone else is freaking drunken out of their mind. Why

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Speaker 1: But just just this is yet another reason that you

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Speaker 1: Vegas exactly, exactly, and then bring the dog to the

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Speaker 1: strip club. Save those stripper sausages for the strip clubs. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not your bedroom, good god, or your living room even more,

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Speaker 1: even worse. When we got home, I told my fiance

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Speaker 2: That feels like a little bit of a like a

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Speaker 2: it feels like overdoing it.

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Speaker 1: Out of my life. Damn. John always doubles down. There's

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Speaker 1: never a moment where John's like, no, no, let's be reasonable,

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Speaker 1: let's doubled down. Not only shouldn't you be out of

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Speaker 1: mean you had a chance? I told you you had

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Speaker 1: I told her and her guests to leave and that

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Speaker 1: this whole thing. He's literally like kicking out his wife

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Speaker 1: it's over, it's all over. I feel like like this

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Speaker 1: That's great, that's great.

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Speaker 2: That seems like I mean, yeah, you're jumping to j Horton, right,

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Speaker 1: Maybe even if the dog died, it's like it's more

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Speaker 2: I feel like the dog dying makes it like I

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Speaker 1: Even if it's not justified.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think it's like still in the hospital. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so we're not sure, we're not here. Life is on

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Speaker 1: she was shocked. My fiance was shocked, but took her

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Speaker 1: he is like mad. Two hours later, I got bombarded

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Speaker 2: Hey, but four years of that relationship ain't gonna bring

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Speaker 1: Hey, Poochie, I got Pucci for seven. Yeah, what are

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Speaker 1: you gonna do? Yeah? Yeah, Poochi over Coucie. That's what

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Speaker 1: insulting me. What what what you're taking Pouoci over Coucie?

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Speaker 1: I see, Wow, what's your insult? My best insult? What

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Speaker 1: do you what do you say? Like? Hey, dick, we Hey,

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Speaker 1: you fucking dummy? Why are you choosing? Why are you

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Speaker 1: that Pooci a little too much, am I right? Stick

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Speaker 1: with what are you doing with that? Her beetut butter

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Speaker 1: and that's that end of discussion. There you go, that's

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Speaker 1: The logical thing for me to do was look for

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Speaker 1: They all ef thing agree. My mom said, well, it

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Speaker 1: was a mistake. She didn't do it on purpose. Besides,

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Speaker 1: the dog didn't die.

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Speaker 2: The dog didn't die. So now we know the dog

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Speaker 2: didn't die. Yeah, and she didn't it on purpose.

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Speaker 1: Opius is great, lucky me a. Oh my dog didn't

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Speaker 1: effing die. It's all okay, this kind of true.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it is true. It's not okay. But how

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Speaker 2: many times a day do all you almost die? Like so,

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Speaker 2: there's so many times you could almost die.

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Speaker 1: There's there's many opportunities getting in the car, crossing the street. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I think if you

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Speaker 1: don't die, then it's okay. My sister was appalled that

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Speaker 1: I canceled the wedding over the over that easy, easy

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Speaker 1: thing dog death, and even and even my best men,

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Speaker 1: and even my best man said I might have overreacted. Canceled,

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Speaker 1: can't take a take him out of the frame. Your

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Speaker 1: best man, dogs, he got you and your dog's back.

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Speaker 1: He's fucking dog. Make the dog your best MAT's right. Yes,

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Speaker 1: our relationship has had ups and downs, but it's mostly

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Speaker 1: worked out fine. But I am so disgusted at my

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Speaker 1: fiance that I can't even imagine looking her in the eye,

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Speaker 1: let alone disgusted. It's not like she cheated on you

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Speaker 1: with the dog like she like acts. Well, I guess

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Speaker 1: we don't know. We don't listen. Hey, what happens when

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Speaker 1: when you're high stays when you're high?

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Speaker 2: You know, and it happens in the bachelorette party while

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Speaker 2: high and drunk stays in the.

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Speaker 1: Bachelor Things happen, That's all I'm saying. Things happened. Things happened, dude.

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Speaker 2: Bachelotte parties are a cesspool for for Oh yes, it's

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Speaker 2: so bad. If we've read any Reddit stories, we've realized

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Speaker 2: that bachelorette party. Nothing good happens in bachelotte parties. Either

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Speaker 2: you get cheated on or your dog.

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Speaker 1: Dies, particularly the only two on Mexico or Las Vegas.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like that, it's literally a guarantee. Miami. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: any of those places. It's your daughter. I am so

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Speaker 1: disgusted at my fiance. I can't even imagine looking her

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Speaker 1: in the eye, let alone spending my entire life with her.

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Speaker 1: To him, she is aning seventeen, she's twenty seven. That's

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Speaker 1: a ten year six geez. By the way, by the way,

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Speaker 1: this is not the first dumb thing that she's done.

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Speaker 1: She's she's done more than one dumb thing, Sam, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: more than one. Opie's ever done a dumb thing in

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Speaker 1: his life, that's right. Hope's dumb dumb ticker is at

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Speaker 1: zero nada. She likes to text while driving idiots, and

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Speaker 1: she always and she always leaves stuff on the electric

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Speaker 1: stove like kitching towels, the cutting board, et cetera. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, especially when she's cooking meals for me, even

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Speaker 1: though she's turned on even though she's turned on the

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Speaker 1: wrong burner and burt whatever was on the burner several

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Speaker 1: times in the past, and similar dangerous things. Yeah, man's

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Speaker 1: calling out, laying it down. That's bad, bro. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: want to be married to this guy, dude, Absolutely not,

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Speaker 1: absolutely not. It's not something that I hold against her

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Speaker 1: in the sense that he would I would even mention

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Speaker 1: it in a fire. What are you talking this? You're like, no,

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Speaker 1: if this is not the first time, you definitely get

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Speaker 1: against her. If anyone has ever held against anything, it's

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Speaker 1: this guy. This guy is a whole. This guy could

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Speaker 1: bench three hundred pounds with how much he's holding against her.

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Speaker 1: My wife, My wife left a cloth and the burner

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Speaker 1: and it burnt. So I'm divorcing her divorce evidence a

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Speaker 1: divorce court. Yeah, but I would be lying if I

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Speaker 1: said I wasn't worried that she might end up on

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Speaker 1: aliving herself or someone else, for example, my dog. What

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Speaker 1: do you talk dude? This guy is what you're You're psychotic,

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Speaker 1: You're a maniac. I don't understand this. I am. I

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Speaker 1: am ninety nine percent sure. I will stand by my decision.

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Speaker 1: But am I really the ahole? Like literally nobody's on

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Speaker 1: my side and I have no idea what to think. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you are the a hole, but like, it just sounds

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Speaker 1: like you don't love this girl, man Like if you're

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Speaker 1: two is in your dog almost dying over this girl?

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Speaker 1: Like it's probably not the right relationship for you. Your

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Speaker 1: priorities are completely misaligned, Like literally all over the place.

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Speaker 1: You need to sit and think, Okay, I get you

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Speaker 1: love your dog, but it's your dog over your potential

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Speaker 1: fiance and you just instantly cancel the wedding and the

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Speaker 1: dog is still alive.

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Speaker 2: Bro, it's dude, it's because it's this is not the

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Speaker 2: right relationship man like like, like, dude.

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Speaker 1: You gonna find someone. I find someone you love more

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Speaker 1: than you. I think it's just him. I think he

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Speaker 1: will do this in any relationship. I think that that's

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Speaker 1: I'm completely speculating, of course, but that's that's my that's

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Speaker 1: my take. That's well, then he deserves to be alone

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Speaker 1: with his dog. Have fun dying alone. OPI