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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm sorry ahead of time. No, I'm not gonna swallow.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, one more thing.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, many many moons ago, we're discussing with one

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<v Speaker 3>Katie Green whether she would like to join this band

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<v Speaker 3>of merry men. We said, look, I hope you understand

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<v Speaker 3>that there will be off color or politically incorrect comments made,

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<v Speaker 3>and she said, yeah, I'll probably be the one making them.

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<v Speaker 2>I assume this was rebald misdirection totally.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so what are we talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>I so have you heard of the trend the muck

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<v Speaker 1>bangs where people eat just obnoxious amounts of food on

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<v Speaker 1>the internet and people.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch no bang it's it's they order.

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<v Speaker 1>They go to McDonald's and they order everything on the menu.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're usually people that you would find on like

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<v Speaker 1>my six hundred pound life.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I do eat.

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<v Speaker 1>It all and they eat it all and people pay

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<v Speaker 1>to watch them eat it.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah.

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<v Speaker 3>I might do one of those, so well, well, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>you might as well turn your hobbies into money if

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<v Speaker 3>you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Go So I, for whatever reason, the algorithm, I hate

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<v Speaker 1>it so much through this in my face the other day,

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<v Speaker 1>but then I started seeing muckbang videos of really fit

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<v Speaker 1>people doing this.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm pretty fit, but I'll do one of those.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll order like a bunch of stuff and have my

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<v Speaker 5>kid's videotape it. Maybe today.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm talking people with like thirty thousand followers every

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<v Speaker 1>or more, and every single video on this very fit

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<v Speaker 1>person's page where they post every day, they're muckbanging something

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<v Speaker 1>awful for you.

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<v Speaker 5>So did they purge afterwards?

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<v Speaker 6>So if you watch the videos, they never swallow.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, so they cew the food and then the video

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<v Speaker 1>cuts to the next item and they're spitting it out

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<v Speaker 1>into a garbage.

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<v Speaker 3>This is at least four to five different kinds of

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<v Speaker 3>what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah is that?

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<v Speaker 6>Because I'm sitting there going like, how are all these

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<v Speaker 6>people so fit?

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<v Speaker 1>So I was looking, you know, kind of digging into it,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what they're doing. They order the food, they

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<v Speaker 1>bite it, they chew it, they make it look like

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<v Speaker 1>it's perfect, and then it cuts.

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<v Speaker 6>So they can spit it out and then they move on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>is that not sick?

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<v Speaker 2>It's cheating. You're a cheater.

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<v Speaker 3>If this is not the end of humanity, humanity will

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<v Speaker 3>endure for a billion years.

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<v Speaker 4>This is insane.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of fitness, Katie, I'm asking you for as you

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<v Speaker 3>and well, you know a lot of gals and you're

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<v Speaker 3>talking anyway. But so something happened the other day. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>playing golf with some of my friends. We have a foursome,

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<v Speaker 3>four players. We get to the tenth tee and a

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<v Speaker 3>twosome to people that had been behind us kind of

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<v Speaker 3>dwede up just as we're hitting our first shots. And

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<v Speaker 3>while you don't have to let a twusome through you

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<v Speaker 3>because you're holding him up, we offered, would you like

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<v Speaker 3>to hit would you like to go through us so

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<v Speaker 3>they could play.

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<v Speaker 4>And not have to wait for us all the time?

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of you yes, And they said are you sure?

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<v Speaker 4>You're absolutely sure? You said, we said, yeah, go have fun.

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<v Speaker 3>And so they were a thirty to thirty five year

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<v Speaker 3>old man, good looking fella, very fit and is very

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<v Speaker 3>very good looking, thirty year old woman.

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<v Speaker 4>I assume it's his wife.

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<v Speaker 3>So they go past us up to the guy's tea

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<v Speaker 3>and he whacks his ball and then they go up

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<v Speaker 3>to the women's tea and just as in a side

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<v Speaker 3>I probably shouldn't say this, it was on the other

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<v Speaker 3>side of a bridge, to get to those teas because

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<v Speaker 3>being superior players, we're at the pack teas.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>A buddy of mine who was in the other cart,

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<v Speaker 3>he says, I'm gonna go up and watch this. And

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<v Speaker 3>my buddy in my cart said, you're a pig. And

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<v Speaker 3>we hung back at the properties. But because she was

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<v Speaker 3>a hottie, they figured.

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<v Speaker 4>They'd be anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>So she gets ready to tee off and to put

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<v Speaker 3>her ball on a tee. She bends over at the waist,

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<v Speaker 3>and I don't know if the tea was malformed or water.

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<v Speaker 3>She was a beginning golfer, she wasn't she had a

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<v Speaker 3>great swing. She was stood there, bent over at the

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<v Speaker 3>waist with her hand to the ground for a good

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<v Speaker 3>fifteen second, ten to fifteen seconds. It takes you three

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<v Speaker 3>seconds to put a ball on a tee.

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<v Speaker 2>Was jack?

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<v Speaker 4>She knew exactly what she was doing, That was my question.

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<v Speaker 6>Tell me I knew.

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<v Speaker 5>It to one end, though, to get what her ass

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<v Speaker 5>was directly facing toward us, including my buddies who had

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<v Speaker 5>gone up fifty yards to get post her, to witness

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<v Speaker 5>the phenomenon like.

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<v Speaker 4>A couple of pigs.

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<v Speaker 5>I've often wondered that I'm I'm I'm I've been blind

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<v Speaker 5>to that many times in my life where somebody has

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<v Speaker 5>pointed out they did that on purpose, Like, really.

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<v Speaker 1>She knew that if she did that it would possibly

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<v Speaker 1>drive you guys a little bit nuts.

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<v Speaker 3>Really just to exercise her sexual power because that feels good, or.

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<v Speaker 6>She knows she looks good and she's you know.

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<v Speaker 5>But I like, I get it if a salesperson's doing

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<v Speaker 5>it to try to sell me or something like that.

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<v Speaker 5>But sometimes, y'all, women do it just to exercise your

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<v Speaker 5>sexual power.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, confirmed, because it feels good. Yeah, she knows she's Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>she's not going to look like that forever. You might

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<v Speaker 1>as well drive people nuts.

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<v Speaker 6>Why you can?

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<v Speaker 5>That's interesting?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, because you know, I have a tight back.

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<v Speaker 3>At times, I stretch a lot on the golf course,

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<v Speaker 3>and partly because jokes have been made at my expense.

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<v Speaker 3>When I bend over and touch my toes, I generally

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<v Speaker 3>do it not with my arse toward the other fellas

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<v Speaker 3>it reminds them too much of their time in prison.

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<v Speaker 1>Katie, don't drop the soap. But no, she, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she could have done that umpteen many ways, not done

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<v Speaker 1>it the way she did it.

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<v Speaker 3>She could have faced the other way. Yes, she could

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<v Speaker 3>have squatted down at the knees.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, yeah, yeah, So she had options and she went

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<v Speaker 1>with that.

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<v Speaker 4>It was had a girl. That's fine with me.

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<v Speaker 6>I gotta drive some time, drive some girls crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>But oh, I'm not sure it works that way, particularly

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<v Speaker 4>a man of my vintage. I'll speak for myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh yeah, okay, So I wondered at the time, Wait

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<v Speaker 3>a minute, that cannot be accidental.

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<v Speaker 4>What was her? You cannot be so unself. Pardon me,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry? What was her? What was her? Guy doing?

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<v Speaker 4>So he had already hit So was he?

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<v Speaker 3>I think he was sitting in the cart because the

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<v Speaker 3>women's teasers about does.

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<v Speaker 5>He like his girlfriend or wife exercising your sexual power

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<v Speaker 5>for other dude's enjoyment? You know?

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<v Speaker 4>Jack?

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<v Speaker 3>Partly because I was so fascinated by the sociological, scientific

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<v Speaker 3>question before us, I did not glance away from her.

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<v Speaker 4>To him the entire time this transpired.

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<v Speaker 1>I also am fascinated. I did not know there were

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<v Speaker 1>women's teas. I also don't golf, but I had no

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<v Speaker 1>idea that there were two different tea areas.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, they're at the courses I play mostly there are six.

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<v Speaker 3>There's like I'm an incredible stud golfer teas. Then in

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<v Speaker 3>front of those, there's the I'm really really good. Then

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<v Speaker 3>there's the I'm pretty good and can hitdered a pretty

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<v Speaker 3>long way. Then there's there I'm an average golfer. Then

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<v Speaker 3>in front of those is the I'm a woman or

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<v Speaker 3>a junior, and then in front of those is like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm eighty years old.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, it's kind of funny that the whole women's

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<v Speaker 5>teas being way closer to the green than the men's

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<v Speaker 5>teas thing continues in this world of there's no difference

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<v Speaker 5>between men and women, and there's no advantage to a

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<v Speaker 5>man playing girls sports. I'm so why haven't Why haven't

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<v Speaker 5>golf courses changed? Everybody's accepted the golf teas being that

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<v Speaker 5>way forever.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, if you're a dude dressed as a woman, can

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<v Speaker 1>you hit from the woman's tea.

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<v Speaker 4>Well for a cup of coffee? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>On the LPGA Tour until that's the Ladies Professional Golfssociation,

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<v Speaker 3>until they realized, oh, this is effing nonsense, because they're fellas.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm a pretty good player by global standards,

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<v Speaker 3>and I can hit it about as long as the

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<v Speaker 3>best women golfers on Earth. That's the reason thereforward. They're

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<v Speaker 3>way better players.

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<v Speaker 4>Than me, but they're just they're not a dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, the fact that that argument not only had to

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<v Speaker 3>be made at all, but like was being made and

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<v Speaker 3>lost for a little while, well, it was disturbing. I

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<v Speaker 3>think we were all pretty disturbed that a fair number

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<v Speaker 3>of our neighbors would say, oh.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a woman. Trans women are women, and therefore that

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<v Speaker 3>person can play in women's sports, like the either four

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<v Speaker 3>or cultists.

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<v Speaker 5>They were surprised it never made it to the world

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<v Speaker 5>of regular golf courses though, that there was not some

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<v Speaker 5>argument to like, just have one set.

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<v Speaker 4>Of teas, I think, because that would be absurd.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it would be that.

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<v Speaker 6>It wouldn't work for the game, sounds like, but.

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<v Speaker 4>I would be miserable.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd have par four's where you know, theoretically you can

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<v Speaker 3>reach the green if you play well in two shots,

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<v Speaker 3>then two putts. There would be par four's that no

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<v Speaker 3>woman on Earth could reach in two shots, So.

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<v Speaker 4>That would be absurd.

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<v Speaker 3>Like the whole blanking trans well dudes and women's sports

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<v Speaker 3>was absurd.

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<v Speaker 6>Have you guys ever seen the show Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, I wish I could watch it more. It's

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<v Speaker 4>very clever.

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<v Speaker 6>It's one of my favorite shows.

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<v Speaker 1>I just watched an episode that was all about men

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<v Speaker 1>dominating women in everything that they do. And so the

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<v Speaker 1>gang goes around and it's the guys against the girls,

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<v Speaker 1>and they did like the punching machine that you see

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<v Speaker 1>at bars, and Dennis just kills the chicken, turns around

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<v Speaker 1>and goes, I beat you because I'm a man.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the way it works.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sounds like a good day at the golf course, Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>It probably doesn't even matter what the score was. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess that's it.