1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry ahead of time. No, I'm not gonna swallow. 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:04,120 Speaker 1: It's one more thing. 3 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:07,800 Speaker 2: Oh, no, one more thing. 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 3: You know, many many moons ago, we're discussing with one 5 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:21,440 Speaker 3: Katie Green whether she would like to join this band 6 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 3: of merry men. We said, look, I hope you understand 7 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 3: that there will be off color or politically incorrect comments made, 8 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,599 Speaker 3: and she said, yeah, I'll probably be the one making them. 9 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 2: I assume this was rebald misdirection totally. 10 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 4: Yeah. 11 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,200 Speaker 2: Okay, so what are we talking about? 12 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 4: All right? 13 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,360 Speaker 1: I so have you heard of the trend the muck 14 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:47,600 Speaker 1: bangs where people eat just obnoxious amounts of food on 15 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 1: the internet and people. 16 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 2: Watch no bang it's it's they order. 17 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 1: They go to McDonald's and they order everything on the menu. 18 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: And they're usually people that you would find on like 19 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 1: my six hundred pound life. 20 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 2: Oh okay, I do eat. 21 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 1: It all and they eat it all and people pay 22 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 1: to watch them eat it. 23 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 2: Ah. 24 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,960 Speaker 3: I might do one of those, so well, well, hey, 25 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 3: you might as well turn your hobbies into money if 26 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 3: you can't. 27 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:17,280 Speaker 1: Go So I, for whatever reason, the algorithm, I hate 28 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:20,320 Speaker 1: it so much through this in my face the other day, 29 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: but then I started seeing muckbang videos of really fit 30 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 1: people doing this. 31 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm pretty fit, but I'll do one of those. 32 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 5: I'll order like a bunch of stuff and have my 33 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,199 Speaker 5: kid's videotape it. Maybe today. 34 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:37,840 Speaker 1: But I'm talking people with like thirty thousand followers every 35 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:40,959 Speaker 1: or more, and every single video on this very fit 36 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 1: person's page where they post every day, they're muckbanging something 37 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 1: awful for you. 38 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 5: So did they purge afterwards? 39 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:53,360 Speaker 6: So if you watch the videos, they never swallow. 40 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: Oh, so they cew the food and then the video 41 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 1: cuts to the next item and they're spitting it out 42 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 1: into a garbage. 43 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 3: This is at least four to five different kinds of 44 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 3: what the fuck? 45 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 2: Yeah is that? 46 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 6: Because I'm sitting there going like, how are all these 47 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:11,839 Speaker 6: people so fit? 48 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:13,960 Speaker 1: So I was looking, you know, kind of digging into it, 49 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,239 Speaker 1: and that's what they're doing. They order the food, they 50 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: bite it, they chew it, they make it look like 51 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 1: it's perfect, and then it cuts. 52 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 6: So they can spit it out and then they move on. Yeah, 53 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 6: is that not sick? 54 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 2: It's cheating. You're a cheater. 55 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 3: If this is not the end of humanity, humanity will 56 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 3: endure for a billion years. 57 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 4: This is insane. 58 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:36,520 Speaker 2: It's not going to. 59 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 3: Speaking of fitness, Katie, I'm asking you for as you 60 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,359 Speaker 3: and well, you know a lot of gals and you're 61 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,680 Speaker 3: talking anyway. But so something happened the other day. I'm 62 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 3: playing golf with some of my friends. We have a foursome, 63 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 3: four players. We get to the tenth tee and a 64 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:59,800 Speaker 3: twosome to people that had been behind us kind of 65 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 3: dwede up just as we're hitting our first shots. And 66 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 3: while you don't have to let a twusome through you 67 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 3: because you're holding him up, we offered, would you like 68 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 3: to hit would you like to go through us so 69 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:14,640 Speaker 3: they could play. 70 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,840 Speaker 4: And not have to wait for us all the time? 71 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:17,919 Speaker 4: Kind of you yes, And they said are you sure? 72 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,239 Speaker 4: You're absolutely sure? You said, we said, yeah, go have fun. 73 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 3: And so they were a thirty to thirty five year 74 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 3: old man, good looking fella, very fit and is very 75 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:34,360 Speaker 3: very good looking, thirty year old woman. 76 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,840 Speaker 4: I assume it's his wife. 77 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 3: So they go past us up to the guy's tea 78 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 3: and he whacks his ball and then they go up 79 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 3: to the women's tea and just as in a side 80 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,119 Speaker 3: I probably shouldn't say this, it was on the other 81 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 3: side of a bridge, to get to those teas because 82 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 3: being superior players, we're at the pack teas. 83 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:55,200 Speaker 4: Anyway. 84 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 3: A buddy of mine who was in the other cart, 85 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 3: he says, I'm gonna go up and watch this. And 86 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 3: my buddy in my cart said, you're a pig. And 87 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:10,520 Speaker 3: we hung back at the properties. But because she was 88 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 3: a hottie, they figured. 89 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 4: They'd be anyway. 90 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,760 Speaker 3: So she gets ready to tee off and to put 91 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:22,280 Speaker 3: her ball on a tee. She bends over at the waist, 92 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 3: and I don't know if the tea was malformed or water. 93 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,280 Speaker 3: She was a beginning golfer, she wasn't she had a 94 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:32,159 Speaker 3: great swing. She was stood there, bent over at the 95 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 3: waist with her hand to the ground for a good 96 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:41,479 Speaker 3: fifteen second, ten to fifteen seconds. It takes you three 97 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 3: seconds to put a ball on a tee. 98 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 2: Was jack? 99 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 4: She knew exactly what she was doing, That was my question. 100 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 6: Tell me I knew. 101 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 5: It to one end, though, to get what her ass 102 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:57,600 Speaker 5: was directly facing toward us, including my buddies who had 103 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,440 Speaker 5: gone up fifty yards to get post her, to witness 104 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 5: the phenomenon like. 105 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 4: A couple of pigs. 106 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 5: I've often wondered that I'm I'm I'm I've been blind 107 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,560 Speaker 5: to that many times in my life where somebody has 108 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 5: pointed out they did that on purpose, Like, really. 109 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,560 Speaker 1: She knew that if she did that it would possibly 110 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,120 Speaker 1: drive you guys a little bit nuts. 111 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 3: Really just to exercise her sexual power because that feels good, or. 112 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 6: She knows she looks good and she's you know. 113 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,600 Speaker 5: But I like, I get it if a salesperson's doing 114 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:29,880 Speaker 5: it to try to sell me or something like that. 115 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,920 Speaker 5: But sometimes, y'all, women do it just to exercise your 116 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:33,719 Speaker 5: sexual power. 117 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 1: Yes, confirmed, because it feels good. Yeah, she knows she's Hey, 118 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 1: she's not going to look like that forever. You might 119 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 1: as well drive people nuts. 120 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 6: Why you can? 121 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:42,920 Speaker 5: That's interesting? 122 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,599 Speaker 3: I mean, because you know, I have a tight back. 123 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,679 Speaker 3: At times, I stretch a lot on the golf course, 124 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 3: and partly because jokes have been made at my expense. 125 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:55,359 Speaker 3: When I bend over and touch my toes, I generally 126 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,280 Speaker 3: do it not with my arse toward the other fellas 127 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,480 Speaker 3: it reminds them too much of their time in prison. 128 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 1: Katie, don't drop the soap. But no, she, I mean, 129 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:09,880 Speaker 1: she could have done that umpteen many ways, not done 130 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:10,839 Speaker 1: it the way she did it. 131 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 3: She could have faced the other way. Yes, she could 132 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,320 Speaker 3: have squatted down at the knees. 133 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, yeah, So she had options and she went 134 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:20,520 Speaker 1: with that. 135 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:25,479 Speaker 4: It was had a girl. That's fine with me. 136 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,839 Speaker 6: I gotta drive some time, drive some girls crazy. 137 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 4: But oh, I'm not sure it works that way, particularly 138 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,279 Speaker 4: a man of my vintage. I'll speak for myself. 139 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,279 Speaker 3: Uh yeah, okay, So I wondered at the time, Wait 140 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,400 Speaker 3: a minute, that cannot be accidental. 141 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 4: What was her? You cannot be so unself. Pardon me, 142 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,359 Speaker 4: I'm sorry? What was her? What was her? Guy doing? 143 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,680 Speaker 4: So he had already hit So was he? 144 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,440 Speaker 3: I think he was sitting in the cart because the 145 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:51,920 Speaker 3: women's teasers about does. 146 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 5: He like his girlfriend or wife exercising your sexual power 147 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:57,719 Speaker 5: for other dude's enjoyment? You know? 148 00:06:57,839 --> 00:06:58,039 Speaker 4: Jack? 149 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:01,599 Speaker 3: Partly because I was so fascinated by the sociological, scientific 150 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,599 Speaker 3: question before us, I did not glance away from her. 151 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 4: To him the entire time this transpired. 152 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,840 Speaker 1: I also am fascinated. I did not know there were 153 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 1: women's teas. I also don't golf, but I had no 154 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,560 Speaker 1: idea that there were two different tea areas. 155 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:20,400 Speaker 3: Actually, they're at the courses I play mostly there are six. 156 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:25,240 Speaker 3: There's like I'm an incredible stud golfer teas. Then in 157 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:28,720 Speaker 3: front of those, there's the I'm really really good. Then 158 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:31,200 Speaker 3: there's the I'm pretty good and can hitdered a pretty 159 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:35,000 Speaker 3: long way. Then there's there I'm an average golfer. Then 160 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:39,160 Speaker 3: in front of those is the I'm a woman or 161 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:43,280 Speaker 3: a junior, and then in front of those is like, 162 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 3: I'm eighty years old. 163 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 5: You know, it's kind of funny that the whole women's 164 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 5: teas being way closer to the green than the men's 165 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:52,960 Speaker 5: teas thing continues in this world of there's no difference 166 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 5: between men and women, and there's no advantage to a 167 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 5: man playing girls sports. I'm so why haven't Why haven't 168 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 5: golf courses changed? Everybody's accepted the golf teas being that 169 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:04,160 Speaker 5: way forever. 170 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 1: Now, if you're a dude dressed as a woman, can 171 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,920 Speaker 1: you hit from the woman's tea. 172 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,960 Speaker 4: Well for a cup of coffee? Yes? 173 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 3: On the LPGA Tour until that's the Ladies Professional Golfssociation, 174 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 3: until they realized, oh, this is effing nonsense, because they're fellas. 175 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:24,160 Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a pretty good player by global standards, 176 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,360 Speaker 3: and I can hit it about as long as the 177 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:30,480 Speaker 3: best women golfers on Earth. That's the reason thereforward. They're 178 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,120 Speaker 3: way better players. 179 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 4: Than me, but they're just they're not a dude. 180 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 3: Again, the fact that that argument not only had to 181 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,719 Speaker 3: be made at all, but like was being made and 182 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 3: lost for a little while, well, it was disturbing. I 183 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:49,360 Speaker 3: think we were all pretty disturbed that a fair number 184 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,640 Speaker 3: of our neighbors would say, oh. 185 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:53,839 Speaker 4: No, that that. 186 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,760 Speaker 3: That's a woman. Trans women are women, and therefore that 187 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,960 Speaker 3: person can play in women's sports, like the either four 188 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:00,840 Speaker 3: or cultists. 189 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,040 Speaker 5: They were surprised it never made it to the world 190 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,120 Speaker 5: of regular golf courses though, that there was not some 191 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,040 Speaker 5: argument to like, just have one set. 192 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 4: Of teas, I think, because that would be absurd. 193 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 2: Well, it would be that. 194 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,199 Speaker 6: It wouldn't work for the game, sounds like, but. 195 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,319 Speaker 4: I would be miserable. 196 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:19,319 Speaker 3: You'd have par four's where you know, theoretically you can 197 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,640 Speaker 3: reach the green if you play well in two shots, 198 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:25,280 Speaker 3: then two putts. There would be par four's that no 199 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,760 Speaker 3: woman on Earth could reach in two shots, So. 200 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:28,600 Speaker 4: That would be absurd. 201 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:34,040 Speaker 3: Like the whole blanking trans well dudes and women's sports 202 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:34,680 Speaker 3: was absurd. 203 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:37,280 Speaker 6: Have you guys ever seen the show Always Sunny in Philadelphia? 204 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:37,720 Speaker 2: Yeah? 205 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,719 Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I wish I could watch it more. It's 206 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:40,400 Speaker 4: very clever. 207 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 6: It's one of my favorite shows. 208 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,760 Speaker 1: I just watched an episode that was all about men 209 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,480 Speaker 1: dominating women in everything that they do. And so the 210 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:49,480 Speaker 1: gang goes around and it's the guys against the girls, 211 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,199 Speaker 1: and they did like the punching machine that you see 212 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:54,680 Speaker 1: at bars, and Dennis just kills the chicken, turns around 213 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:57,360 Speaker 1: and goes, I beat you because I'm a man. 214 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,439 Speaker 2: It's the way it works. 215 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:09,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds like a good day at the golf course, Joe. 216 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:13,320 Speaker 2: It probably doesn't even matter what the score was. Well, 217 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:14,640 Speaker 2: I guess that's it.