1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:16,080 Speaker 1: Nicky Years. Nikki taking a swig of coffee and I'm 2 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 1: ready to go. Hi, guys, Welcome to the Nicki Glazer Podcast. 3 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:24,200 Speaker 1: Last show of the week, but don't worry. We'll be 4 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 1: back Monday, long weekend ahead of us. It's always it's 5 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 1: too long. I want to do this show every day. 6 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:32,959 Speaker 1: I've been getting so many nice dm uh No, I'm 7 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 1: sure you read our listener mail and hear all the 8 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 1: nice things people say, all the accolades we get. As 9 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,519 Speaker 1: my dad's that's my dad's favorite word. You don't get 10 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 1: enough accolades. He didn't give you any accolades. Man. I 11 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:51,160 Speaker 1: got some great accolades from about you. Um, but thank 12 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: you for for all your accolades everyone, and um for 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 1: saying someone said like, I don't know what I would 14 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 1: do if I didn't have your show to listen to 15 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 1: every night, And my first instinct is to say, well, 16 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 1: is there something I can send you on Friday, Saturday 17 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: and Sunday, because I don't want you to be sad, 18 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 1: like I don't want you to find out what you 19 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,039 Speaker 1: would do without it, because you gotta be without us. 20 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,319 Speaker 1: But as always, you can go back and you know 21 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 1: if you like me and Andrew and this. You're new 22 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 1: to this, there's tons of clips on YouTube from our 23 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,640 Speaker 1: show you Up. They're really fun to watch and just 24 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 1: wait till Monday. But we got a great show for 25 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 1: you today. I'm gonna get it into it. Noah, how 26 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:30,319 Speaker 1: are you? I'm doing great. I was just gonna add that. 27 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 1: That's why I love the listener mail segment on this 28 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: show because we get to actually it's like talking to listeners. 29 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 1: We get to dig in it. Yeah, and we get 30 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 1: to address address it. I know, I wish I there's 31 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: part of me that wants to do it every day. 32 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: We don't have a long enough show, that's the thing. Um, Okay, 33 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 1: let's just I'm gonna talk really fast because you might 34 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 1: need to slow this down because I got a lot 35 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 1: to cover. So yesterday, Um, I finished the podcast which 36 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,560 Speaker 1: was so much fun with Emily Morrise and got so 37 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 1: much good feedback on that. So many people are laughing 38 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:03,960 Speaker 1: so much. So many friends that I haven't talked to 39 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: in so long email me to be like, I listen 40 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 1: to the show and I'm like, there's part of me 41 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,639 Speaker 1: that's horrified because I'm just honest on here in a 42 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 1: way that I don't want my friends to hear. And 43 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,919 Speaker 1: I know that sounds weird, but like it's just true. 44 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:17,920 Speaker 1: Like sometimes I like talk shit on here that like 45 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 1: I don't want my parents or my friends to know. 46 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm soap. Let me just address that 47 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 1: off the top. Like I just posted a story on 48 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: my Instagram that like about the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 49 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: I was just going to get Starbucks. I'm right, I'm 50 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 1: staying on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, which is like 51 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 1: skid row right now, Like it's really dangerous. You shouldn't 52 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 1: go walking there at night. Is not a tourists like 53 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 1: there's just spilled Thai food everywhere, Like it's just you know, 54 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,639 Speaker 1: it's homeless encampment and there's like homeless people that are 55 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 1: just standing catatonically like in the middle of the sidewalk. 56 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 1: And this is like walking to get Starbucks in a 57 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: very tourist area. And I have so much sadness for 58 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 1: these people because they're just mentally ill. And there's no 59 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: part of me that's like get the funk out of here. 60 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,920 Speaker 1: I'm just like this is sad anyway, but it's like 61 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 1: annoying because I'm trying to get my lot to and 62 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: there's like a weird like muttering, mumbling homeless man standing 63 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: on Julia Louis Drivers star. My point is, I just 64 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: filmed all the stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 65 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,600 Speaker 1: Like as I was walking towards Starbucks, I go, I 66 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:21,080 Speaker 1: don't know hardly any of these people, and they were 67 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 1: famous enough at one point to earn a star on 68 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:27,640 Speaker 1: the Hollywood Walk of Fame, which is no small feat um, 69 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,240 Speaker 1: which is also what I put on my tender profile. 70 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 1: No small feat okay, because I know what that means. Actually, 71 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: I would like a guy with small feet because we 72 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: can share shoes. That's what me and Andrew do. Andrew's 73 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 1: shoes if you don't know, we measured them once. He 74 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 1: fought it so hard years ago. Andrew. I have bigger 75 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:51,720 Speaker 1: calves than Andrew. Circumference wise, I've got some meatcalves um, 76 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 1: which I've accepted genetically. I don't do anything for them. 77 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: People seem to like them. I always hated my calves. 78 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 1: I'm accepting them now. I do have meteor calves. And 79 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 1: Andrew he has more toned defined calves. I am jealous. 80 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 1: We did measure. But he also has slightly bigger feet 81 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 1: than me. He is a full grown man and he 82 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 1: has and I do have big feet for a woman. 83 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 1: I'm a nine and a half because he's into nine 84 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 1: if I'm feeling little, but I'm a nine and a half. 85 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,840 Speaker 1: Andrew is a solid nine and a half. Ten men 86 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 1: are women, and we share shoes, and many times I've 87 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,840 Speaker 1: gotten shoes that are a little too big and I 88 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 1: give him to Andrew and he wears them and he 89 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 1: looks good in a pump. So with those calves, I mean, honestly, 90 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:35,039 Speaker 1: Andrew's legs are like ideal woman's legs. I'm not joking you. 91 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,160 Speaker 1: If you think my legs are good, look at Andrew's. 92 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:40,040 Speaker 1: And no joke, let's post him later. So walking to 93 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 1: the Hollywood walking Fame, don't recognize any of these faces 94 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,479 Speaker 1: or any of these stars. I would say one in 95 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: four is like I've heard of them, and then one 96 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 1: in eight is like, oh yeah, I know that guy, 97 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:53,719 Speaker 1: and they're always the start of the side. That is 98 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,479 Speaker 1: like an add on. So I just filled myself walking 99 00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: and I'm just right it's going, don't know, yep, don't know, yes, 100 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 1: love her. Never heard of him. And my point was 101 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,719 Speaker 1: to display like how easily people are forgotten and I 102 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 1: need to remember remind myself of that because sometimes I 103 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 1: go through you know, daily mail or like got like 104 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,560 Speaker 1: celebrity gossip because I'm someone who loves to consume that 105 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 1: stuff as a consumer, not as like looking for myself 106 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 1: in it, but I love like the why do I 107 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 1: care segment is based upon the fact that, like, I'm 108 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 1: trying to bring light to the fact that fame is stupid, 109 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 1: to remind myself because it's projection, because it's a it's 110 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:32,280 Speaker 1: a sad pursuit. The other night on stage, I go, um, yeah, 111 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,960 Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, like everyone doing comedy like is sad. 112 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,600 Speaker 1: Is like didn't get enough love as a child, regardless 113 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,240 Speaker 1: of how much their parents love them. They just like 114 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: required more and they didn't give enough and or they 115 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,200 Speaker 1: didn't get enough. So they're like pursuing that now and forever. 116 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 1: And people in the audience were like laughing, like like 117 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,040 Speaker 1: not even I wasn't trying to be funny, but they 118 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 1: were kind of like what, And I go, when did 119 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 1: you guys not know that? So it's just a nice 120 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: reminder to me that everyone will be forgotten. So anyway, 121 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,920 Speaker 1: I was filming it, Noah, and last night I was 122 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 1: hanging out with some comics backstage. I met so many 123 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 1: good comics less and I'll get into it in a second. 124 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 1: New comics people I'm just like very excited about being 125 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 1: friends with, and some oldie oldie goldies. And there was 126 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 1: one comic who I've heard many stories about from people 127 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,480 Speaker 1: that I worked closely with this person, and I don't 128 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 1: like the stories. If anything, I should call my good 129 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:25,240 Speaker 1: friend Gloria all Read, whose card I got one time 130 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:29,320 Speaker 1: because I approached my friend Alex Edelman approached her at 131 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 1: the Magic Castle when she was having dinner. We were 132 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 1: there watching magic and I was like, oh my god, 133 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 1: I love Gloria all Read. If you don't know who 134 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,279 Speaker 1: she is, she's the woman that like sits next to 135 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:41,359 Speaker 1: every crying woman who accuses someone of rape in Hollywood, 136 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,479 Speaker 1: and you know, when there's a press conference, Gloria all 137 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,279 Speaker 1: rights next to her like with her hand on her shoulder, 138 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 1: being like you can do this. And I just walked. 139 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,920 Speaker 1: I just Alex wo um to Gloria and was like, 140 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 1: my friend's a big fan. Can you can we just 141 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,120 Speaker 1: want to say hi, I'm a big fan. Two And 142 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 1: I was like, Alex, don't and she was so nice 143 00:06:57,839 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 1: and she literally did the thing I did it in UM. 144 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,919 Speaker 1: I was in a sketch called Eighties Ladies for the 145 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,280 Speaker 1: Amy Schumer Show or The Inside Amy Schumer, and we 146 00:07:07,279 --> 00:07:11,559 Speaker 1: addressed as eighties ladies, and one of my lines was like, girl, 147 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 1: call my analysts because everyone in the eighties was talking 148 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,520 Speaker 1: about analysts instead of therapists. And I did the flick 149 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,680 Speaker 1: with my card where I like put the card in 150 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,800 Speaker 1: between my two fingers and I go, you need to 151 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 1: talk to my analysts. Literally, that's what Gloria already did 152 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 1: with her own card. I still have it in my wallet. Um, 153 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,560 Speaker 1: I lost that wallet. I threw it out. This is 154 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 1: a true story. Had it for years in my wallet. 155 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,080 Speaker 1: I'm like, I have Gloria Allred's card if you if 156 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,280 Speaker 1: any man ever tries any ship with me or woman, 157 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:40,480 Speaker 1: it's a two way street. Um. And I lost it 158 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,200 Speaker 1: because I threw my wallet in the trash one day 159 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,840 Speaker 1: because of my A D D. UM. I didn't realize 160 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,640 Speaker 1: I did it and I was throwing my trash there 161 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,840 Speaker 1: goes my wallet. Didn't realize it until like days later. 162 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 1: You know, um, because everything is digital now and then 163 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,800 Speaker 1: you have to write a check and you're like when 164 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 1: is that and then you realize you through your wallet 165 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 1: in the trash. I saw Gloria already at l A 166 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 1: X years later, walking by in a terminal and I go, 167 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,120 Speaker 1: I need her card again and I and I said, 168 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,480 Speaker 1: can I have your card again? And she goes my 169 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,760 Speaker 1: sweater and I go, yes, and your card again, And 170 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:13,760 Speaker 1: I said, just like an old card again under someone's bed. 171 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 1: I threw my wallet in the trash, so she gave 172 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,920 Speaker 1: me her sweater. No, she gave me your card again. 173 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 1: I go, I need your card. I love having your 174 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,560 Speaker 1: card in my wallet was the staple of my wallet. 175 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 1: I would bring it out any time I opened my wallet, 176 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,400 Speaker 1: and she gave me it again, did the finger thing. 177 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,880 Speaker 1: I don't know if she did the finger thing that time, 178 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:36,600 Speaker 1: but um, anyway, the person I heard stories about, I 179 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:40,000 Speaker 1: um saw that maybe they came up on the my 180 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,520 Speaker 1: little walk while I was filming, and I didn't expect 181 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 1: them too, And I couldn't help myself going. And it's 182 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:50,520 Speaker 1: someone who's still working, and I just put it out there. 183 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:52,160 Speaker 1: And there's a part of me that's like, what if 184 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:55,800 Speaker 1: someone finds this and then that that then it becomes 185 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,559 Speaker 1: a story that Nikki Glazer looked this person, what does 186 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 1: she know? And then I was like, what's the harm 187 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,840 Speaker 1: in that? Because I know something terrible that person. But 188 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,880 Speaker 1: I will tell you. I'll probably take it down before 189 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,760 Speaker 1: this airs, and so this is only for people who 190 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,840 Speaker 1: have already told my story or seen my story on 191 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:13,800 Speaker 1: my Instagram. Sorry if you missed it, because I'm scared 192 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:19,239 Speaker 1: of this person's power. However, I am um, I am 193 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:24,640 Speaker 1: slowly building a group of I'm going to try because 194 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,160 Speaker 1: the person I talked to you that as the most stories. 195 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:30,160 Speaker 1: I cannot talk about it for many reasons. But she said, 196 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,280 Speaker 1: where there's one, there's hundreds of others. Because this person 197 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:37,800 Speaker 1: was very the stories. This person, it's so disgusting. Noah, 198 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,360 Speaker 1: this person I've always got the heebie geebs from. And 199 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:44,920 Speaker 1: that's the thing. Usually, these men that you out for 200 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:49,719 Speaker 1: being that come out for being really disgusting scumbags to 201 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,640 Speaker 1: women are just scumbags in general, and they give you 202 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:55,920 Speaker 1: a vibe, and your vibe is probably right. Anyway, I'm 203 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 1: gonna take it down because I'm scared of that person. 204 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,320 Speaker 1: Isn't that funny? I'm scared the other day I got 205 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:04,439 Speaker 1: to write up for trashing Ellen and Ellen first of all, 206 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 1: she lost her show, her shows done, which she said 207 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,920 Speaker 1: she walked away from because she was We took covered 208 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,920 Speaker 1: it on the show. She was just like tired or whatever, 209 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:15,200 Speaker 1: or like she wasn't having fun anymore. Has nothing to 210 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,440 Speaker 1: do with the other stuff. And it's like someone made 211 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:20,120 Speaker 1: a good point on the podcast that was like, no, um, 212 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,680 Speaker 1: she goes, it's not like it's not challenging anymore, and 213 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:25,679 Speaker 1: it goes, Actually, I think you mean the very opposite. 214 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 1: It's finally challenging and you don't like it because people know. 215 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,679 Speaker 1: So whatever it is with Ellen, I'm still scared of 216 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:32,680 Speaker 1: her and I would love to beat her. I am 217 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 1: a huge fan, even though you know I probably I 218 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:41,400 Speaker 1: would assume all of the things are true. Maybe not all. 219 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:44,760 Speaker 1: Some things can be exaggerated when stories get out. But 220 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,120 Speaker 1: when you go to l A and you live here, 221 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,720 Speaker 1: I always say, my joke is that when you land 222 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,640 Speaker 1: in l A, it's kind of like Hawaii where they 223 00:10:54,679 --> 00:10:57,520 Speaker 1: put a lay around your neck. Here. You land in 224 00:10:57,679 --> 00:10:59,439 Speaker 1: l A, or you drive in to go I'm gonna 225 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,400 Speaker 1: make it in Holly It and they go welcome to 226 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:05,680 Speaker 1: l A. Um, Ellen's terrible, and you go what and 227 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,640 Speaker 1: you go and they go, yeah, that's um your gift 228 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,480 Speaker 1: UH to come to l A. That's the thing you 229 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,720 Speaker 1: get here that you can't find anything else. You'll find 230 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:15,800 Speaker 1: out she's not what she seems, and you go no, 231 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,920 Speaker 1: and you you take that lay and you go, I'm 232 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:20,400 Speaker 1: gonna bring it back to the Midwest and show my mom. 233 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,560 Speaker 1: And then you you go home for Christmas, you go, mom, 234 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:26,120 Speaker 1: guess what your favorite person isn't what you think and 235 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,720 Speaker 1: your mom goes no, and they don't believe you, and 236 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 1: they goes, that's a fake lay, and you go, no, mom, 237 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,679 Speaker 1: these are real flowers. But by then it's wilted and 238 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,280 Speaker 1: it wasn't what it seems when you got it, and 239 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:37,480 Speaker 1: your stories that back it up are kind of like, 240 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,680 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's true, and then you questioned 241 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,240 Speaker 1: it and then you're scared for your career because she 242 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 1: could ruin you anyway. At the MTV Movie Awards, I 243 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,920 Speaker 1: did a segment called uh in Memoriam where we like 244 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,800 Speaker 1: said goodbye to all the things that had died in 245 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,480 Speaker 1: unscripted TV. And it was supposed to be like I 246 00:11:52,559 --> 00:11:57,200 Speaker 1: presented it as like our innocence was lost when you know, 247 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,640 Speaker 1: we found out the Tiger King was banging that meth 248 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,680 Speaker 1: head and that method was gay or pretending to be gay, 249 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,760 Speaker 1: even though he just wanted meth, like just I wanted 250 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,720 Speaker 1: things like concepts to be lost, but my writers came 251 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:12,559 Speaker 1: up with like brilliant ones, you know, different like different 252 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:16,720 Speaker 1: objects that were lost, table smash, you know, glass being champagne, 253 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,680 Speaker 1: glasses shattered from Real Housewives, really funny stuff. And then 254 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,880 Speaker 1: one slide that I didn't even write, and I definitely 255 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,079 Speaker 1: approved because I saw it, but I barely remembered seeing 256 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:28,720 Speaker 1: it said Ellen's Reign of Terror, and it was like dated, 257 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:32,280 Speaker 1: like it was like, you know, not two thousand three 258 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,400 Speaker 1: to two thousand and it was like a black and 259 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,880 Speaker 1: white photo of Heard maybe looking I don't even know 260 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,600 Speaker 1: what it was. The next day, so many media outlets 261 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:44,599 Speaker 1: picked it up and said Nikki Glazer skewers Ellen degenerous, 262 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,280 Speaker 1: And then they had a photo of Ellen like the 263 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,120 Speaker 1: next day, which they always do in the Daily Mail 264 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,720 Speaker 1: to like reiterate a headline that got a lot of attention. 265 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:55,600 Speaker 1: They'll be like Ellen steps out for coffee amidst amidst 266 00:12:55,720 --> 00:13:00,320 Speaker 1: uh Nicky Glazers skewering last night, so it looks like 267 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,440 Speaker 1: Ellen still thinking about it, even though Ellen probably didn't 268 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 1: even see it, and I didn't stewer. I just said, 269 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:08,199 Speaker 1: cut to a video montage which I didn't even write. 270 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,840 Speaker 1: I was too busy working on the other parts of 271 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,920 Speaker 1: the show that I just go. I you know, you 272 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,640 Speaker 1: just go. My writers are funny. Fill it with funny stuff, 273 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,080 Speaker 1: and they did and it got a headline. So, UM, 274 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,440 Speaker 1: my point about the stars. Though everyone dies and most 275 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,560 Speaker 1: people are not remembered, and that was soothing to me 276 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,960 Speaker 1: to know that, Um, I'm not gonna be remembered. Someday, 277 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,240 Speaker 1: I'm going to be a star on the Walk of 278 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,360 Speaker 1: Fame because I plan on getting one, even though now 279 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:33,800 Speaker 1: I would like it. I would like my star next 280 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,000 Speaker 1: to Starbucks by the way, like on my way. Um, 281 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,200 Speaker 1: Julie Louis dry Fuss was on my walk, which is 282 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,800 Speaker 1: she's the greatest of all time. But she will be 283 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,600 Speaker 1: forgotten too, and so will I, and so will Obama. Obama. 284 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,160 Speaker 1: I say that to myself sometimes someday there will be 285 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,840 Speaker 1: a generation if we last that long. I don't think 286 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:51,199 Speaker 1: humanity will. But if humanity keeps going, there will be 287 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:54,880 Speaker 1: people that will not know who Barack Obama is. Just 288 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,400 Speaker 1: like you know that some people will. But there are 289 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,840 Speaker 1: presidents that if you go, this was a president, I'd go, 290 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:04,360 Speaker 1: what um, Calvin Hobbs. No, no, no, that's not one. 291 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:08,680 Speaker 1: But Calvin Coolidge. I would say, most teens, unless they're 292 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,640 Speaker 1: like recently learned about him, do not know that that 293 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,640 Speaker 1: was a president. And yet it was. He was probably 294 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:17,080 Speaker 1: like the Obama of the time. I don't think that's true. Anyway, 295 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,360 Speaker 1: I'll be forgotten, You'll be forgotten. It all doesn't matter. 296 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,800 Speaker 1: Let's get Andrew in here. And I want to talk 297 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,680 Speaker 1: about last night because it was awesome and I didn't 298 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,000 Speaker 1: even get to it in this segment which I was 299 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:33,840 Speaker 1: going to, but stay tuned. Good morning, Andrew, Good morning Nick. 300 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:38,240 Speaker 1: How are you? How do you sleep last night? I 301 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,240 Speaker 1: slept good. I had the whole place to myself. I 302 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:47,040 Speaker 1: ate a quarter of a weed edible. Oh you have 303 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,680 Speaker 1: the girl over? No. Ari came over, our friend Ari, 304 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:55,400 Speaker 1: who's also a comedian, fling hilarious. We watched and we 305 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,120 Speaker 1: watched the NIXT game and he had a bunch of 306 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,880 Speaker 1: gummies and he's like, to you have, don't be a pussy, 307 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,560 Speaker 1: And I ate a quarter and then I ate a 308 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 1: half and then he left and I was very stoned, 309 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,240 Speaker 1: and I started eating my sushi and I started getting 310 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:13,120 Speaker 1: worried that I wasn't swallowing it correctly, and then I 311 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,720 Speaker 1: played on TikTok for three hours and then fell asleep. 312 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 1: Um do you know that eating weed and uh, smoking 313 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:24,000 Speaker 1: weed are too completely different? Druss, I'm not born under 314 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,480 Speaker 1: a rock. People don't know that. I bet most people 315 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:30,560 Speaker 1: listening are finding out for the first time. So just 316 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,200 Speaker 1: because you like smoking weed does not mean edible weed 317 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,720 Speaker 1: is going to be. It's literally a different compound in 318 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:40,360 Speaker 1: your body. So I don't. I don't eat weed ever anymore. 319 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,880 Speaker 1: I told him that. I was like, I don't. Last 320 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,080 Speaker 1: time I ate an edible I just watched a TV 321 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:50,840 Speaker 1: and it wasn't even on and uh it was a 322 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:54,240 Speaker 1: good movie. Though. Wait, did you was your panic about 323 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:58,480 Speaker 1: swallowing correctly? Which is a thing that you struggle with 324 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,640 Speaker 1: that we know about. Um, that was definitely brought on 325 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,200 Speaker 1: by the weed. Were you able to get out of 326 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,760 Speaker 1: it really quickly? Or did Was TikTok like a soothing mechanism? 327 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,400 Speaker 1: I actually forced myself to to eat the sushi like 328 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,080 Speaker 1: I was just I don't know when I when I 329 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,360 Speaker 1: smoke weed, I'm just very aware of the food in 330 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:19,520 Speaker 1: my mouth, so every chew I can feel it hitting 331 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,560 Speaker 1: my teeth. I could feel the seaweed, I could feel 332 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,720 Speaker 1: the samon like like I feel the chewiness of the salmon. 333 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,880 Speaker 1: I'm just very sorry if anyone has misophonia and has 334 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:33,920 Speaker 1: to hear about the sounds of that would normally drive 335 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,640 Speaker 1: you nuts. Um, will you do it again? Like? This 336 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,160 Speaker 1: is the thing with weed is I find so many 337 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,000 Speaker 1: people have a bad experience, and I'm one of those 338 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,400 Speaker 1: people too. Yet you keep doing it thinking there's gonna 339 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,360 Speaker 1: be something else that happens. Um. And that's what I 340 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,080 Speaker 1: felt with edibles until I went on the Joe Rogan 341 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,040 Speaker 1: podcast and he was like, you know, it's a different 342 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,480 Speaker 1: chemical compound, like it's a different drug. And I go, okay, 343 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,320 Speaker 1: that's because I kept waiting for edible weed to have 344 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:01,640 Speaker 1: the same effect that smoking weed does, and I hate 345 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,359 Speaker 1: eating weed. And and now I'm just like, I don't 346 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:06,640 Speaker 1: do it. Will you do it again? I don't think 347 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,159 Speaker 1: soits to it other than not being a pussy in 348 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,800 Speaker 1: front of Ari, who is a giant pussy in so 349 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:15,080 Speaker 1: many ways. We we can't even get into what a 350 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:18,080 Speaker 1: pussy that guy is even though it's hilarious and one 351 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:23,120 Speaker 1: of our best friends giant giant um giant puss. Yeah 352 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:27,200 Speaker 1: he uh heger than mine. Yesterday after a want damn, 353 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:32,680 Speaker 1: that's big. That's a giant squid down there. Yeah yeah, yeah, 354 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:37,280 Speaker 1: well you hit it up again on on in l a. No, No, 355 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,440 Speaker 1: that was I meant like yesterday after like two nights ago. 356 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,680 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I went, I went to town. I really 357 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,520 Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I'm not gonna see anyone. 358 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,720 Speaker 1: This has time to deflate. I'm not showing it to 359 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,120 Speaker 1: anyone anytime soon. And if even if it didn't, I 360 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:54,080 Speaker 1: still I don't care. What about a buff what about 361 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,680 Speaker 1: a buffer? US? A buffer I put I put them. 362 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,080 Speaker 1: I do it outside my comforter, so there's a duve 363 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,160 Speaker 1: a comforter and a sheet. Then that's why I start, 364 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,560 Speaker 1: and then I move it into the sheet, and then 365 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,120 Speaker 1: I put it like above, like not directly on because 366 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,240 Speaker 1: it's too much. And then when I really start going, 367 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,520 Speaker 1: I'm just like like I like full pressure, and I 368 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,720 Speaker 1: rarely get to that point, but I just go wild 369 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,600 Speaker 1: with it at the end, and I know things are 370 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,560 Speaker 1: It's like when I when I did it with my migraine, 371 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,119 Speaker 1: like there's a part where it feels so good and 372 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:23,040 Speaker 1: you can't stop, even though you know it's shaking so 373 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,720 Speaker 1: hard that it's gonna make you swollen. Like, there's a 374 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,439 Speaker 1: part it starts buzzing your head in a way that 375 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,960 Speaker 1: I just know inflation is about to happen when I 376 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,440 Speaker 1: do it on my head and I just don't care 377 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,040 Speaker 1: because it feels so good on my head. That's when 378 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,840 Speaker 1: I migraines. Andrew, I want to get to something. Sorry, 379 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:41,840 Speaker 1: were you gonna say? A guy who like I start 380 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,119 Speaker 1: rubbing my dick on top of my jeans. Then I 381 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,919 Speaker 1: take my jeans off and I rub on top of 382 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,280 Speaker 1: my boxers, and then when I'm real horrible, That's what 383 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:53,200 Speaker 1: I'm telling This is why men empathy and bed men 384 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,360 Speaker 1: need to understand that women. This is the whole point 385 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,240 Speaker 1: of my special banging was that four play. We need 386 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:03,840 Speaker 1: outside the comfort, like do like we need a warm up. 387 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:07,480 Speaker 1: Guys just want to go right in and um, and 388 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,520 Speaker 1: I think that's what we often. That's why we go 389 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,359 Speaker 1: hard on blowjops right away. We take it to a 390 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,040 Speaker 1: tent immediately when you should start off. Guys don't even 391 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,240 Speaker 1: know they want it, and they wouldn't do it to themselves, 392 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,800 Speaker 1: but start off with a three and then like ease 393 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,240 Speaker 1: in and then way to do some teasing. So I 394 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:29,359 Speaker 1: like tease myself, like myself feeling my own hard through 395 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:34,400 Speaker 1: my jeans and getting turned. It feels like dick. I know, 396 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,480 Speaker 1: I know, but that's what women do. We go like 397 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,640 Speaker 1: we try to feel ourselves. That's what Emily is talking about, 398 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,960 Speaker 1: is like essential with yourself, even though it feels ridiculous 399 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,040 Speaker 1: to even talk about. Um, I had the most fun 400 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,679 Speaker 1: last night. So I got in. First of all, I 401 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:52,119 Speaker 1: get on the plane yesterday and I'm like put my 402 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,879 Speaker 1: guitar up in the thing, and I'm just worried it's 403 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,600 Speaker 1: going to crack them in like a bad mood because 404 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,080 Speaker 1: of whatever. I'm just like kind of hastily putting it 405 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:03,160 Speaker 1: up there. And then I I see, I'm in. Uh, 406 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,920 Speaker 1: I'm in like the first class, but it's like a St. 407 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,440 Speaker 1: Louis flight, so it's not like really first class. And 408 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,600 Speaker 1: I and I sit in the wrong seat and I 409 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,280 Speaker 1: go oh ship and I go oh, I'm actually right there. 410 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,680 Speaker 1: And I say to the guy that's on the aisle 411 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,679 Speaker 1: of my seat and I'm in the window, and I 412 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,359 Speaker 1: like step over him. And just I'm just like a mess, 413 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:21,280 Speaker 1: you know, and um, I sit down and I'm there 414 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,679 Speaker 1: for a second and then I pull up my phone 415 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,040 Speaker 1: and I get a text from Joe Buck. Uh. Famous 416 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:30,840 Speaker 1: sports caster just overall like hilarious person. I first found 417 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,399 Speaker 1: out about Joe Buck when I was listening to the 418 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,719 Speaker 1: um Howard Sterns Show back in like I think two 419 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,119 Speaker 1: thousand and fifteen or something, just driving around sixteen, and 420 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,680 Speaker 1: he did a play by play of j D eating 421 00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:43,359 Speaker 1: on The Howard Stern Show, like just eating a snack 422 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,320 Speaker 1: and it's it was one of the funniest things I've 423 00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:48,119 Speaker 1: ever heard on the show, which says, you know a 424 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:51,960 Speaker 1: lot because that shows funny all the time. And I 425 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,800 Speaker 1: just couldn't believe how funny this was. And then I 426 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:58,080 Speaker 1: I stuck around for his interview I think, uh a 427 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,879 Speaker 1: little bit later, they had him on and interviewed him 428 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,720 Speaker 1: in I was He was just his candor about having 429 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:06,159 Speaker 1: um hair transplant, and like just he was just very 430 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,800 Speaker 1: vulnerable in a way that I was like, oh, I'm 431 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,880 Speaker 1: not gonna know the sports guy. But he's also from St. Louis. 432 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,760 Speaker 1: There's a little interest there. So funny. Cut to I 433 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,600 Speaker 1: became friends with him from living in St. Louis. I 434 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,239 Speaker 1: did his podcast forget how we met initially. Maybe we 435 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,479 Speaker 1: were on a show together. I don't even know. But 436 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,560 Speaker 1: I sit down and I get a text from Joe 437 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:28,159 Speaker 1: Buck that says, I'm sitting directly to your right, and 438 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,359 Speaker 1: I like, I look past the guys sitting next to 439 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,439 Speaker 1: me because I'm thinking, oh, it's like he's in the 440 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,600 Speaker 1: across the aisle. He's literally right next to me. And 441 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:38,280 Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, Joe, it's a four 442 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,840 Speaker 1: hour flight. Joe and I talked the whole time and 443 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,320 Speaker 1: the best time, and I'm very aware and my A 444 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,560 Speaker 1: D D meds were kicking in, so I was just 445 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,880 Speaker 1: like that getting and because I was gonna like get 446 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,600 Speaker 1: work done because I had to rewrite this. I'm doing 447 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:56,000 Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio Awards tonight and I have to 448 00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,159 Speaker 1: um present Best New Artists and there's like a a 449 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,960 Speaker 1: joke at the top, and I wanted to rewrite it, 450 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,399 Speaker 1: and I had a due date and I was supposed 451 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,399 Speaker 1: to write it on the plane, but I was like, 452 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,959 Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm gonna talk to Joe Buck. We had 453 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,280 Speaker 1: the best talk. We just like it's just like it 454 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:12,639 Speaker 1: was just so if someone overheard us. Boy the juice 455 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,520 Speaker 1: they could have heard because we were really getting into 456 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,840 Speaker 1: just like stories. I mean, he's been he's he knows 457 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,639 Speaker 1: so many people he's been around. He's friends with literally 458 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,919 Speaker 1: everyone I'm friends with. Um, there's no one he doesn't know. 459 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,560 Speaker 1: He's such a humble, cool guy. He's just like talking 460 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,879 Speaker 1: to a friend and um, so we have a new 461 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,359 Speaker 1: friend in St. Louis, Joe Buck. And his wife is 462 00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:34,000 Speaker 1: really cool too. I don't I haven't met her yet, 463 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,960 Speaker 1: but he was just telling me stories about I was 464 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,840 Speaker 1: just like, we I can't wait to hang out with 465 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,880 Speaker 1: you guys, and like I'm just psyched about it having 466 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,119 Speaker 1: a new friend. And you know Joe Buck obviously, I 467 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,639 Speaker 1: mean from just I know him through my buddy Glenn 468 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:51,480 Speaker 1: and Marshall his brother there. You know him as like oh, 469 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,840 Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, of course. I mean a lot of 470 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,160 Speaker 1: people know Joe Buck through that famous already laying coming 471 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,240 Speaker 1: at him saying that he would never be like his father. There. 472 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:03,639 Speaker 1: You've never seen this, no, I think you told me 473 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,160 Speaker 1: about it, and I didn't want to see it because 474 00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,679 Speaker 1: Artie was just in so much pain and such an 475 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:14,359 Speaker 1: addict at the time. Nothing but you're he's living up 476 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,000 Speaker 1: to to his His father literally I think has a 477 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,760 Speaker 1: road named after him here here in St. Louis. And 478 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,919 Speaker 1: there's a lot of pressure there too to be a 479 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,639 Speaker 1: good sportscaster. I mean, you can't hide if you're bad 480 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,720 Speaker 1: if your sport, you know what I mean. It's like 481 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,080 Speaker 1: if your dad was Richard pryor or something. I know, 482 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 1: we're talking about that. And the thing is, Joe has 483 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,240 Speaker 1: now been in the business, I think longer than his 484 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:40,600 Speaker 1: dad was. Um, he's not, I don't. I don't know 485 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,240 Speaker 1: that the stats of of what he's accomplished, but he 486 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:47,720 Speaker 1: is a talented enough in his own right that far exceeds. 487 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:51,439 Speaker 1: But he we were watching that documentary. I even asked 488 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,159 Speaker 1: him about it because last night Andrew and I were 489 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:59,919 Speaker 1: watching that Prince Harry um Oprah new Apple documentary about 490 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,320 Speaker 1: childhood trauma, and Prince Harry talks about his mom dying 491 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,240 Speaker 1: Princess Diana, and they show footage of him just like 492 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,960 Speaker 1: greeting morning fans when he was just like catatonic because 493 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,400 Speaker 1: he just lost his mom and he's a little boy 494 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,919 Speaker 1: and he's greeting these fans that are sobbing, and he's like, 495 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,760 Speaker 1: I was just telling like looking at these people crying 496 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,560 Speaker 1: that they didn't know my mom. It was my mom, 497 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,639 Speaker 1: and I can't even cry, and these people are just 498 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,320 Speaker 1: so sad, and I couldn't. I couldn't get there and 499 00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:27,840 Speaker 1: I and just that feeling of people being feeling like 500 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,480 Speaker 1: they knew someone that you knew and they didn't even 501 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,840 Speaker 1: like that was your mom and they and I would 502 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,719 Speaker 1: just be like, you didn't even fucking know her, you know. 503 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,920 Speaker 1: And so I asked him, like, do you ever feel 504 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,000 Speaker 1: that way with your dad, because everyone that meets you 505 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,199 Speaker 1: goes your dad was such a legend. It's like, but 506 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:45,120 Speaker 1: it was just your dad, and he related a lot. 507 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,960 Speaker 1: It was an interesting conversation, but he was like, yeah, 508 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,919 Speaker 1: my my dad. Like when I worked for him for 509 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,320 Speaker 1: like one summer, I was like a filer at his 510 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,520 Speaker 1: doctor's office, and he's a cancer doctor. So I'd get 511 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,240 Speaker 1: in the elevator with these cancer patients that my dad 512 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,800 Speaker 1: essentially saved their lives. And all I've heard about my 513 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,919 Speaker 1: dad is that he's a cheater and that he's not 514 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,320 Speaker 1: good and he doesn't care about us. And then I 515 00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:12,040 Speaker 1: meet these people that's what they know about him. He 516 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,840 Speaker 1: really got close with them. Yeah, Yeah, he yeah, he 517 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:21,639 Speaker 1: told every cancer but they're like, look your dad that 518 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,840 Speaker 1: he cheated on them with other cancer patients. That's true, 519 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,000 Speaker 1: Like your doctor is seeing other people and we don't 520 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,960 Speaker 1: go you're seeing other people. Monogamy is dumb, Okay, go on, No. 521 00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:33,840 Speaker 1: But these patients would literally like almost break down in 522 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,640 Speaker 1: the elevator to me about how my father was like 523 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,680 Speaker 1: a godlike figure and that's how he saved their life, 524 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,639 Speaker 1: like literally a god. And I was just like you know, 525 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,480 Speaker 1: I was because as a kid, you just don't take 526 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,200 Speaker 1: it in. I don't take I didn't take in how 527 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,480 Speaker 1: hard my father worked or how many lives he's saved. 528 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,960 Speaker 1: You hadn't in inedible and you couldn't feel it. Yeah, 529 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:58,399 Speaker 1: that's a little bit. Then I smoke some indica sativa 530 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:06,119 Speaker 1: sativa indica and was just like my daddy rules man. Yeah, 531 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,879 Speaker 1: I feel that way with when people are like your 532 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:12,320 Speaker 1: parents are so cool. Like even yesterday, Joe Joe Um 533 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:17,960 Speaker 1: does a podcast called I Think Daddy Issues Maybe Yeah, 534 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:24,240 Speaker 1: it's called does Yeah with Oliver Hudson, whose um father 535 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:28,520 Speaker 1: is Kurt Hudson. No, not Kurt Russell, but Kate Kate 536 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,840 Speaker 1: Hudson's brother. Oliver Hudson, Goldie Hans mom, Kate Hudson's his 537 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:37,960 Speaker 1: sister and his dad is someone Hudson, Rock Hudson. Maybe 538 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,240 Speaker 1: this Kurt Russell. Yeah, why is his last name Hudson 539 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:44,879 Speaker 1: then because Bill Hudson Bill Hudson's. Yeah, they have different 540 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,119 Speaker 1: I think he is, Uh, Kurt Russell is not his 541 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,240 Speaker 1: dad anyway, but it is because you know he's been 542 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,560 Speaker 1: around forever now. But um, they have a show about 543 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,480 Speaker 1: dad's and they had me on to talk about my 544 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,639 Speaker 1: dad and I just like was like, you know, espousing 545 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,959 Speaker 1: all my feelings about my dad, knowing that my dad 546 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,240 Speaker 1: would hear it, and like being really vulnerable about how 547 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:08,720 Speaker 1: much I love my dad. And um, and you know, 548 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,840 Speaker 1: Joe as a lot of admiration for my dad because 549 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,080 Speaker 1: he sees him on my Instagram. Is like he just 550 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,800 Speaker 1: seems like the nicest guy, the warmest guy, the funniest guy, 551 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,600 Speaker 1: the coolest guy. Everyone feels that way about my dad 552 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:20,320 Speaker 1: on Instagram. And I am like, well, Joe, can I 553 00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,560 Speaker 1: share a little story with you from last yesterday? And 554 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,680 Speaker 1: I was like, I really got one, And so I 555 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,639 Speaker 1: told him everything that I told you and my sister 556 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,800 Speaker 1: last night or two nights ago. After I returned from 557 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:36,240 Speaker 1: a jam session with my dad in which uh, I 558 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,679 Speaker 1: have to I have to have a little talk with 559 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,600 Speaker 1: my dad about um the next time we have a 560 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,720 Speaker 1: jam session, because it ain't gonna happen with the way 561 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,520 Speaker 1: that one went, even though he has no clue um 562 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,399 Speaker 1: how much it hurt me and boy, I cried a 563 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,760 Speaker 1: lot after that, and it felt very therapeutic. But I 564 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,560 Speaker 1: talked to Joe about it, and he came to the 565 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,200 Speaker 1: same conclusion of like, you just need to talk to 566 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,360 Speaker 1: your dad and it seems like you know, he might 567 00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:59,440 Speaker 1: be going through something and that's okay, and it was 568 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,520 Speaker 1: a good talk. It was just like, so you get 569 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,080 Speaker 1: so intimate with someone on a plane, because how often 570 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,680 Speaker 1: when you meet up with someone do you sit inches 571 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,560 Speaker 1: from each other's face and sit shoulder to shoulder. That 572 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,760 Speaker 1: creates an intimacy like dancing with the Star's intimacy that like, 573 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,240 Speaker 1: you know, you just become so much closer with someone 574 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,600 Speaker 1: and gets so much more in depth and conversation, which 575 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,520 Speaker 1: we're both Joe and I are both already know each 576 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,719 Speaker 1: other and are both very vulnerable, open people and like 577 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,520 Speaker 1: truth tellers, uh and and say things that you know, 578 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,800 Speaker 1: maybe make other people uncomfortable, but we share stuff that's 579 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,040 Speaker 1: maybe painful. I've seen him do it a lot, literally 580 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,080 Speaker 1: his hand hair transplant. I learned a lot about that too. 581 00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:38,840 Speaker 1: Oh my god. He is such a good story. You 582 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:43,440 Speaker 1: gotta read his book. He's if you're looking into hair transplant, 583 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:47,520 Speaker 1: he had one and um, it ruined his voice. And 584 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,800 Speaker 1: I'm just that's what I'm gonna say. It's a crazy story. 585 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,240 Speaker 1: But um, yeah, so it is. But read his book. 586 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,120 Speaker 1: He's he's great. Um, But anyway, it was. It was 587 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,719 Speaker 1: a great time. And then I had a great time 588 00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,280 Speaker 1: last night. I'll get into it in a second, but 589 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,000 Speaker 1: we gotta get to news. And I think one of 590 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Speaker 1: these headlines is one that I put in because of 591 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,560 Speaker 1: last night and something I learned last night. But let's 592 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:13,960 Speaker 1: get into it. You heard your first Oh boy, it's 593 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,080 Speaker 1: the last day of the week. You know what day 594 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,560 Speaker 1: that is. It's a Friday, but it's actually comes out 595 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,000 Speaker 1: Thursday night. But who knows what's happening out there. I 596 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,600 Speaker 1: hope you're having fun, that's for sure. And all the swells, right, 597 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:30,320 Speaker 1: Why do you sound so muffled to me when just then, yeah, 598 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 1: you sounded But maybe it was just because of the 599 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:40,280 Speaker 1: music playing it. Yeah, you sound clear as a bell. Okay, Well, 600 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,880 Speaker 1: should I say what I said? I'll have a you 601 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,720 Speaker 1: have a great time out there and all the swells? Okay, 602 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,760 Speaker 1: first story, man, Oh, it's a doozy and this game 603 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:56,400 Speaker 1: straight from Nikki's Old Fingers or Young Things. Haircut? No, oh, 604 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,000 Speaker 1: it looks shorter on the sides. Okay, go on, probably 605 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,040 Speaker 1: because I combed it. I might to comb my hair 606 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:07,040 Speaker 1: in years. I don't even know. I combed calm. Oh, 607 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:12,240 Speaker 1: you know how I dip it in wam m I tasted. 608 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:21,040 Speaker 1: Should we have someone go crazy by chewing? No? No, no, no, no, no, 609 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,760 Speaker 1: no no no, that's really mean. I don't want someone 610 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,480 Speaker 1: to strike their child because you can't help yourself making 611 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:29,920 Speaker 1: my sounds go all right? David Spade slides into Australian 612 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:34,240 Speaker 1: reporter Blenda Russell's d M s as Alex Rodriguez, A 613 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:40,760 Speaker 1: rod apparently sent. Okay, can I tell the story? No, 614 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,640 Speaker 1: I don't want to do it anymore. Well, I'm just 615 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,280 Speaker 1: saying because I know all the beats, and I don't 616 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,120 Speaker 1: know if you if I read all the beats and 617 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:51,040 Speaker 1: eight beats last night after I stone, wait, tell us 618 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,240 Speaker 1: the story tell us, tell us, tell the story. You 619 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,480 Speaker 1: sent it to us. I I I noticed story. I 620 00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,800 Speaker 1: did my research. Okay. So Blenda russ Still is a 621 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,080 Speaker 1: TV host in Australia who's on this like, you know, 622 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,640 Speaker 1: some morning to today show in Australia and live on 623 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,920 Speaker 1: the air, she just shares the anecdote that A Rod 624 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,600 Speaker 1: slid into her. D M s this is a few 625 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:15,080 Speaker 1: few days ago, maybe week, I don't know when it happened. Um, 626 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,040 Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, he said that I had I 627 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:22,320 Speaker 1: like your content, great content or something like that, and 628 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,840 Speaker 1: which is just a dumb thing to say. And this 629 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,920 Speaker 1: woman is clearly married with kids, and I just go, oh, man, 630 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,120 Speaker 1: that's not like that. Maybe it was him sliding. I 631 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,360 Speaker 1: think that he's spiraling because of j Lo and now 632 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,160 Speaker 1: he has to promote men's makeup after j Lo convinced 633 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,720 Speaker 1: him to like baby like, she's probably blowing him and 634 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,760 Speaker 1: was just like, you know, I would be so fucking 635 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,320 Speaker 1: hot if you started makeup line with no, no, no, 636 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:50,240 Speaker 1: I'm not doing this okay a Rod, Yeah, you know, 637 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,960 Speaker 1: I would be so fucking hot. First of all, the 638 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,480 Speaker 1: top of your head looks so good right now, thank you. 639 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,360 Speaker 1: But I'm I'm looking up at you at this point 640 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:02,200 Speaker 1: and I'm just like doing the over the covers. There's 641 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,480 Speaker 1: a duvet on your dick. You would be so fucking 642 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,880 Speaker 1: hot with like the biggest thread count because j Lo, 643 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,680 Speaker 1: you know, always has the best Lennons. It would be 644 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:14,440 Speaker 1: so fucking hot. If you invested with me in a 645 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:18,040 Speaker 1: makeup company from men, we could make so much fucking money. 646 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:23,720 Speaker 1: I would I would keep blowing me. You're talking no, 647 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,440 Speaker 1: not yet until you agree to this makeup deal. You're 648 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:30,600 Speaker 1: not allowed to come until you agreed to putting the 649 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,960 Speaker 1: makeup on in like a picture and kind of a 650 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,680 Speaker 1: curly way. And everyone's gonna make fun of me part 651 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,200 Speaker 1: of the ad camping, but the baby, No one's going 652 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,840 Speaker 1: to make fun of you because you're the straightest man alive. 653 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,640 Speaker 1: There's nothing feminine about that. You're with fucking j Lo. 654 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,080 Speaker 1: I'm okay losing my heart. Can we talk about this 655 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:51,680 Speaker 1: after unless you agree to it, okay, Okay, do the 656 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,800 Speaker 1: makeup thing, just okay, and then you come all over okay. 657 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,160 Speaker 1: So that's actually got him, and then two days later 658 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,000 Speaker 1: she breaks up with him after he signs the contract, 659 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,680 Speaker 1: and now he still has to go through with this 660 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,720 Speaker 1: makeup came in. It is so fucking embarrassing. The poor 661 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:08,080 Speaker 1: guy is struggling. He'supposed really erratic things all over social 662 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,480 Speaker 1: media and just you know, he's he's going through a breakup. 663 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,440 Speaker 1: So I think that in his mind one night he 664 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,760 Speaker 1: got a little horny watching this woman's TikTok, he might 665 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,400 Speaker 1: have I'm thinking maybe he remembered some flirty interaction he 666 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,600 Speaker 1: had in Australia with a host of a show and 667 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,480 Speaker 1: he couldn't really remember who it was, and he probably 668 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,959 Speaker 1: guessed it was her and went to her thing. So 669 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,440 Speaker 1: he's turned to drum up anything, and I think he 670 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,480 Speaker 1: just slid in thinking maybe she'll cheat. I don't know 671 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,000 Speaker 1: what the funk he was thinking, but he wrote in good, 672 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,760 Speaker 1: great content, and then she shared that on air, thinking 673 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,680 Speaker 1: it was nothing because she couldn't keep it inside because 674 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,880 Speaker 1: she wanted to brag. Her husband's probably pissing her off 675 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,920 Speaker 1: and she just wants to feel cool. And everyone on 676 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:50,120 Speaker 1: the show was like, wait what. He just like yeah, yeah, 677 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:57,520 Speaker 1: he's yeah, check for one second. Yeah. Do you know 678 00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,560 Speaker 1: that it came out that that that I blamed his 679 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:04,640 Speaker 1: daughters for writing to TikTok. I heard that he said 680 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:08,439 Speaker 1: that his daughter's No, he said that his daughters enjoy 681 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,799 Speaker 1: her content. Sorry I'm chewing because but the daughters rode him. 682 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,799 Speaker 1: Through his account, he blamed right, God, that's such a 683 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,719 Speaker 1: lame thing to say. Why would any girl? Right, I 684 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:24,439 Speaker 1: love your contents? It was just great kind. It wasn't 685 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,160 Speaker 1: even I love your kind, it was great content. Okay, 686 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,000 Speaker 1: that's not something a teenager says. I don't know how 687 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:36,520 Speaker 1: old as if his kids looked fifty and his girlfriend 688 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,880 Speaker 1: looked like it's like, Jayla looks like a teen, but 689 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,040 Speaker 1: his kids, because everything has to stay and balance, his 690 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,560 Speaker 1: kids look like a fifth year old woman and the 691 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:49,719 Speaker 1: great content madam. Yeah, I mean that's a fifty year 692 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:55,160 Speaker 1: old woman's comment. So then last night, I'm at the Supernova, 693 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,280 Speaker 1: which is a really fun show in l A. I'm backstage. 694 00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,800 Speaker 1: I went to go hang out with Spade because David Spade, 695 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,480 Speaker 1: because he had said that he was going to be there, 696 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,840 Speaker 1: and I was down the street at my hotel and 697 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,640 Speaker 1: board and my dinner plans canceled, so I was like, 698 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,239 Speaker 1: I'll stop in. So I go hang out with him 699 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,440 Speaker 1: and we're just talking about paparazzi and like headlines and 700 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:15,880 Speaker 1: stuff like that and he's like, I, I I uh, I 701 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,080 Speaker 1: did this thing. He was like, I'm it's embarrassing to 702 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,600 Speaker 1: even tell you guys because it's like a brag, but 703 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,640 Speaker 1: like I did this thing. Every thing's kind of funny 704 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:25,640 Speaker 1: and it was so good because David wrote David then 705 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:30,359 Speaker 1: wrote this woman on its d M her from David 706 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:35,520 Speaker 1: Spade's account and wrote, um, hey it's a rod New phone. 707 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,279 Speaker 1: And she like read it on air when she got it, 708 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:39,880 Speaker 1: and it was just like this perfect ending to this 709 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,360 Speaker 1: kind of like awkward thing that happened to this woman 710 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,080 Speaker 1: that now she can like button it up and she 711 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,400 Speaker 1: you know, button up with this joke and the kind 712 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,000 Speaker 1: of deflect any attention that might be negative of like, 713 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,560 Speaker 1: and it was just and it was just like really, 714 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,759 Speaker 1: I don't know, I just love when a comic like 715 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,720 Speaker 1: does something like that that might not have a payoff, 716 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,520 Speaker 1: but it has like this beautiful payoff of like she 717 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,719 Speaker 1: read it on air, she was like, oh my god, 718 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:07,040 Speaker 1: David's made just wrote me that it's a rod New phone. 719 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,440 Speaker 1: And then it just makes a joke of it and 720 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,840 Speaker 1: then it takes the pressure off and now there's probably 721 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,520 Speaker 1: less like stigma around it and there was no you 722 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,640 Speaker 1: don't think Spade hit her up in a way of 723 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:21,359 Speaker 1: like being funny too, then that was his goal. I 724 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,640 Speaker 1: think when I do stuff like that, your goal, or 725 00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:27,640 Speaker 1: write a comment under someone celebrities thing on Instagram, it's 726 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,040 Speaker 1: it's to get some attention and to like just be weird. 727 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,879 Speaker 1: You know, tonight I'm saying John Mayer's name on UM 728 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,880 Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio Awards. Stop biting? Why are you biting? 729 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,160 Speaker 1: Something amazing making you nervous right now? Okay, but that's 730 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,040 Speaker 1: there's something going on. I have skin. I have skin 731 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:50,120 Speaker 1: in between my teeth. Really that I bit got it? 732 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,240 Speaker 1: How do you get a piece of skin you're always biting? 733 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,799 Speaker 1: How do you have fresh skin to bite off? I 734 00:36:55,840 --> 00:37:01,480 Speaker 1: don't know. It rekindles like like a lizard's tale is 735 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,520 Speaker 1: that's what you're scared of. Lizards generate so faster than you. 736 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,399 Speaker 1: You're jealous of them. Next story, it is wild. Their 737 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:12,440 Speaker 1: little tales just come right back. It's amazing, God lizards. 738 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:21,399 Speaker 1: Next story Instagram based celebrity gossip site. I hate that word, 739 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:25,279 Speaker 1: the one that everyone's on. It's French. It's d D 740 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,160 Speaker 1: e u X, which is two and then w M. 741 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:34,080 Speaker 1: I well, this is an Instagram account where they post 742 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,759 Speaker 1: anonymous people just write anyone. Any person can write into 743 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,319 Speaker 1: this place. And if people if the guys behind me 744 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,719 Speaker 1: and Joe Buck yesterday in the flight we're listening, they 745 00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,040 Speaker 1: could have written into this happens all the time. I 746 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:50,239 Speaker 1: was overhearing a conversation between comedian Nicki Glazer and sportscaster 747 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,239 Speaker 1: Joe Buck, and they were talking about so and so, 748 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,319 Speaker 1: and they these people write in so if you ever 749 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:59,440 Speaker 1: witness the celebrity doing anything, and these people there are 750 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,799 Speaker 1: selling out everyone and it's all anonymous, so and it's 751 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,640 Speaker 1: all like not substantiated, but a lot of it is 752 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:09,840 Speaker 1: like comes out later and it's always on their Instagram 753 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,600 Speaker 1: stories DOOMA d e U x m O. I. I 754 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,319 Speaker 1: really hate them because I was on it a couple 755 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,960 Speaker 1: of weeks ago and I didn't like what they said 756 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,239 Speaker 1: about me. But listen, I I still look on the 757 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,560 Speaker 1: side because I love celebrity gossip, even if it's not true. 758 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:26,640 Speaker 1: Maybe it was Madam Hood that wrote it. Anyhow, Kicks 759 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:31,800 Speaker 1: received tips that Kanye West and supermodel Irena Irena Shock 760 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,279 Speaker 1: are possibly dating. You didn't you just go doom one? 761 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,440 Speaker 1: And then I said this whole thing and then you 762 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,960 Speaker 1: go receive tips like you have to start the sentence 763 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,839 Speaker 1: over right, because you can't just say received. People don't 764 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,600 Speaker 1: know what you're okay, So doom Will received tips that 765 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,600 Speaker 1: Irena Shake and Kanye West are dating. I did read that. 766 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:53,960 Speaker 1: Um yeah, Bradley Cooper's baby mama, Irena Shake. Uh, Kim 767 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,840 Speaker 1: and Kanye are not divorced. How long do you have 768 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,960 Speaker 1: to mate? I know, but they're not. It's not official 769 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,880 Speaker 1: a matter. Divorces take just so long. No, they're separated. 770 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,520 Speaker 1: They're dating other people for sure. That's fine. Okay, I'm 771 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,799 Speaker 1: just saying I think, I think, I don't know if that, 772 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,879 Speaker 1: I don't know. In law terms, if you start dating 773 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,560 Speaker 1: you've announced we're getting a divorce to the press and 774 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,120 Speaker 1: put out a statement, it'd be weird if you were 775 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,000 Speaker 1: still being monogamous, just because the papers hadn't come in. 776 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,480 Speaker 1: And that goes for anyone who is waiting to divorce. 777 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,440 Speaker 1: Once you're separated and living in supper places, even if 778 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,640 Speaker 1: you're sleeping the upper bedrooms. I think it's generally okay 779 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,960 Speaker 1: to start dating. For your dad, he started dating before 780 00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,320 Speaker 1: they announced their divorce, and she wasn't even a model 781 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:40,200 Speaker 1: with that with three kids. Okay, yeah, I know it 782 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:47,719 Speaker 1: was uh yeah, so I mean yeah, no, Okay, so 783 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:53,439 Speaker 1: the next story is ABC's reboot. After seeing that clip 784 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,759 Speaker 1: on Reddit of Kanye West talking about that kid the 785 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,800 Speaker 1: Make a Wish, I thought to myself, I would be 786 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,400 Speaker 1: a great girlfriend to Kanye. I like crazy people, I 787 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,359 Speaker 1: like people with mental illness. I would definitely laugh at 788 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,400 Speaker 1: the story he told. I think he's a genius. And 789 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,040 Speaker 1: I love men who are are like broken inside, and 790 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,839 Speaker 1: not because I can fix them, but because I just 791 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,759 Speaker 1: want to make them feel safe and loved. And I 792 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,279 Speaker 1: have a lot of love to give. And I was like, 793 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,800 Speaker 1: I got date Kanye West, Like it will never happen, 794 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,279 Speaker 1: but I would, and I could because he's single, even 795 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,719 Speaker 1: though he hasn't divorced. Well, Kanye, if you're listening and 796 00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,160 Speaker 1: you're not, um, I'll sit in the back of a 797 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,160 Speaker 1: car with you and laugh about your anecdotes about visiting 798 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,319 Speaker 1: Make a Wish kids. I'm sure he'd be so chill. 799 00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:36,400 Speaker 1: He seems like a chill guy. I don't know the 800 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,440 Speaker 1: times I know he's no one's just what they seem 801 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:43,680 Speaker 1: all the time. But uh yeah, I can't. I think 802 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,000 Speaker 1: he would of course, he'd be terrible. He's just bipolar 803 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,240 Speaker 1: and he doesn't think he's mead. It would be very hard, 804 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,960 Speaker 1: but I'm up for the challenge. ABC's reboot of The 805 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,799 Speaker 1: Celebrity Dating Game gives famous singles an opportunity to find 806 00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,120 Speaker 1: Mr Ray. You were dying to be on this show? Show? 807 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:05,200 Speaker 1: Fuck this show? Oh celebrity can I can? I read 808 00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,040 Speaker 1: you what I sent to my agent? So I saw 809 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:11,320 Speaker 1: I saw a post about it on Instagram. Celebrity Dating 810 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,759 Speaker 1: Game where celebrities come on and do the dating game 811 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,919 Speaker 1: B Liss B minus c Liss. Celebrities come on into 812 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:21,120 Speaker 1: to get matched with other people, and Zoey Deschanel and 813 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:25,680 Speaker 1: some other guys hosting it. I forget who it's. It's 814 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:29,800 Speaker 1: what's his name, Michael Bolton, Michael Bolton, Oh yeah, Michael Bolton, 815 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,960 Speaker 1: Captain Jasper Row. He's so funny and that okay. So 816 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,280 Speaker 1: so then I I sent him a screenshot my agent 817 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,920 Speaker 1: and this. I was like stoned when I did this, 818 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,240 Speaker 1: But I was fucking mad because I'm an ABC talent. 819 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,840 Speaker 1: I'm about to tell the truth all the time. I 820 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,040 Speaker 1: kill it more than anyone on that show. Not more 821 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,879 Speaker 1: than anyone on the show, but I'm one of the 822 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,000 Speaker 1: people that goes on and like really works hard and 823 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,239 Speaker 1: like does a good job. That's why they've had me 824 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,520 Speaker 1: back for like eighteen seasons of it. That I also 825 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,640 Speaker 1: U was a guest host for Jimmy Kimmel ABC. I 826 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,200 Speaker 1: was on Dancing with the Stars. They didn't here for 827 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,320 Speaker 1: me there, but that was long ago after I've established 828 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,359 Speaker 1: a better relationship, and I go. I said to my agent, 829 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,759 Speaker 1: why was I go? I sent the screenshot of Zoey 830 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,160 Speaker 1: Deschanel's poster for it. I said, Honestly, the people that 831 00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:14,320 Speaker 1: guss this I go. I am a single woman who's funny, 832 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,719 Speaker 1: talks about sex all the time. All I do is 833 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,000 Speaker 1: talk about being single. I'm an ABC talent. I know 834 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,560 Speaker 1: what to be squeaky clean on ABC. I'm perfect for this. 835 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,160 Speaker 1: It's such badcasting to not put me in it. And 836 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,200 Speaker 1: that's not me being like I'm the best. I'm terrible 837 00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:29,520 Speaker 1: at certain things. This is couldn't be more of the thing. 838 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:35,000 Speaker 1: They should put me in here. Hi, mom, beautiful, Oh 839 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:39,759 Speaker 1: my god, oh my god. Okay, Andrew, will you just 840 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,080 Speaker 1: hold the mike so it's you and her, like you're 841 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,759 Speaker 1: the one controlling it. Because my mom's understand where you 842 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,000 Speaker 1: can give her the other mike. Oh, yeah, you can 843 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:52,440 Speaker 1: give her the other mike if you want. All right, 844 00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,279 Speaker 1: So Andrew, let's do our sports moment now that my 845 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,680 Speaker 1: mom's here. Mom, once a week we do a sports moment. 846 00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:00,439 Speaker 1: We let Andrew have a sports news segment. So let's 847 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:04,520 Speaker 1: get to that. No, uh, bring us in gears Andrew's 848 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:11,040 Speaker 1: weekly sports moment. Oh man, sounds more exciting every week. Okay, So, 849 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:16,080 Speaker 1: injured Wizard's star Russell Westbrook has been restrained after sixer 850 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:20,279 Speaker 1: fan dumps popcorn on him. So, Russell Westbrook, who's a 851 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,879 Speaker 1: very amazing point guard who like averages triple doubles. He's 852 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,919 Speaker 1: top ten in the league. He was leaving, he was hurt, 853 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,320 Speaker 1: he got hurt during the game, and while leaving, someone 854 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,360 Speaker 1: through popcorn all over him and he lost his mind 855 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:41,719 Speaker 1: just playing stupid. Somebody points the popcorn and now he 856 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,560 Speaker 1: is like shoving the people holding him back once he Oh, 857 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:49,400 Speaker 1: come calmed down. Yeah, I mean it's annoying. This is 858 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,560 Speaker 1: not about the popcorn. This is not about the popcorn. 859 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,759 Speaker 1: This is about whatever just happened to him on the court, right, 860 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,080 Speaker 1: It's about the pot. It's about disrespect it's about treating 861 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,839 Speaker 1: these people not like humans. Do you think that they're 862 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,680 Speaker 1: just the sports stars that you could just beat the 863 00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:05,440 Speaker 1: ship out or whatever throws ship on because you're mad 864 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:09,680 Speaker 1: at me and there's a lot of butter on that popcorn. 865 00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,640 Speaker 1: It's annoying. It's on your shoulders. Of course, I think 866 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:17,040 Speaker 1: it's so disrespectful, and fans are animals and dissectful. But 867 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,920 Speaker 1: that guy's being paid so many millions of dollars to 868 00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:23,000 Speaker 1: throw a ball around on a court for fans that 869 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,000 Speaker 1: are paying. If you get some popcorns built on you 870 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,080 Speaker 1: by a drunk fan who doesn't like your team, I mean, 871 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,360 Speaker 1: isn't that just like part of the like, shouldn't you 872 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,040 Speaker 1: take that anger and not take it out on the 873 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,640 Speaker 1: security guards holding you back? And like maybe just go 874 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,359 Speaker 1: oh that guy's and asked, like I get it. I mean, 875 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,680 Speaker 1: I I've never had popcorn thrown at me, so I don't. 876 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,200 Speaker 1: I don't pretend to understand. But it didn't run our 877 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,480 Speaker 1: tests do this to a like, wasn't that the moment 878 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,640 Speaker 1: that everyone talks about a beer thrown on him? So 879 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,920 Speaker 1: it's really wet popcorn, but he got he got drilled 880 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,120 Speaker 1: with a beer in the face at a Pistons game 881 00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,160 Speaker 1: when he's playing for the Pacers and he ran up 882 00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:01,120 Speaker 1: about twenty things. I remember the video was a huge 883 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:05,360 Speaker 1: cultural moment. Yeah, I mean it was a full on braw. 884 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,680 Speaker 1: I mean, so wait, why was he leaving the court 885 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:11,359 Speaker 1: Westbrook because he was hurt? To imagine that's what that's 886 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,520 Speaker 1: what he's mad about. Yes, for sure, that's but that's 887 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,959 Speaker 1: he's frustrated already. And then the popcorn is the light 888 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,760 Speaker 1: the ignited the gasoline that was all over him already, 889 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,000 Speaker 1: and then he needed to go kill that guy, which 890 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:27,640 Speaker 1: makes sense. The guy's an asshole. That guy, he's ridiculous 891 00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:33,080 Speaker 1: to throw popcorn. Also, he's on video on video, like, 892 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,600 Speaker 1: I mean, the guy's gonna get But if he was 893 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:38,440 Speaker 1: just leaving the court without that, he would he wouldn't 894 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,920 Speaker 1: have lashed out that way, like we that's when you 895 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,759 Speaker 1: have roadbridge because someone cut you up. Yes, they're an 896 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,480 Speaker 1: asshole for cutting you off, but your rage at them 897 00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:47,880 Speaker 1: is not coming from that. It's coming from the fact 898 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,399 Speaker 1: that the rest of your day and people just need 899 00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,920 Speaker 1: to acknowledge that that it wasn't about the popcorn. I 900 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:58,440 Speaker 1: think I think it was probably sixty popcorn to just 901 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,080 Speaker 1: you think if he was just walking off and there 902 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:06,239 Speaker 1: was no injury, there was no embarrassment of I just 903 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,440 Speaker 1: don't believe that, and I think my listeners are emotionally 904 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,040 Speaker 1: intelligent enough to also believe that it was not sixty 905 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:16,120 Speaker 1: forty It was probably ten percent popcorn. Uh where was 906 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:24,040 Speaker 1: that at home? And the injury? What? What? What? You know? 907 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,120 Speaker 1: We all react in the moment, but we don't realize 908 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:30,680 Speaker 1: that all the the the powder keg inside of us 909 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,560 Speaker 1: is built up from our parents, the trauma we had 910 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:38,160 Speaker 1: as children, the what just happened on the court, injured, 911 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,759 Speaker 1: knowing that you're gonna lose money, it's all of that. 912 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,000 Speaker 1: If you're someone who meditates and has done work on 913 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,040 Speaker 1: yourself and and won't let the actions of others affect you, 914 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,000 Speaker 1: I'm not there. I'm saying we're all That was like 915 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,239 Speaker 1: where I would like to be when I spilled something 916 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,360 Speaker 1: or something happens to me. I don't go fuck my 917 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,279 Speaker 1: coffee because even though I want to, because that would 918 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,040 Speaker 1: release anger that I have about not getting put on 919 00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:02,440 Speaker 1: celebrity dating game, I don't do that because I know 920 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,879 Speaker 1: that that is an irrational response to popcorn being thrown 921 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,280 Speaker 1: in me and by the way, it was not thrown 922 00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,520 Speaker 1: all over him. There was a couple of pieces, and 923 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,360 Speaker 1: maybe the guy did mean to throw it and missed 924 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,040 Speaker 1: and was a worse athlete than Russell Westbrook. But it 925 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,160 Speaker 1: was a couple of pieces. I did not see a 926 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,080 Speaker 1: big thing of popcorn hit him in the face. I'm sorry, 927 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,360 Speaker 1: it was not. The reaction was not equal to the 928 00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,080 Speaker 1: it was it was. I don't I don't think it 929 00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:26,640 Speaker 1: sounds like a defensive attorney for the popcorn guy. You 930 00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:30,560 Speaker 1: sound like the popcorn guy should be almost you're almost 931 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,640 Speaker 1: blaming Russell Westbrook for getting angry and not everyone else 932 00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:37,000 Speaker 1: is going after the popcorn guy because every you are. 933 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,360 Speaker 1: You are to blame for your reaction, no one, and 934 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,040 Speaker 1: you're not because there's no free will. But the way 935 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,040 Speaker 1: you react to things when people goes. He made me 936 00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,840 Speaker 1: upset by throwing popcorn. You got upset about the popcorn. 937 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,600 Speaker 1: The popcorn has nothing to do. You could choose to 938 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:56,720 Speaker 1: not under of course. But yeah, there are some people 939 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,400 Speaker 1: that could have a shoe thrown at their head and 940 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,760 Speaker 1: dodge it, like George W. Bush and make a funny 941 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,560 Speaker 1: joke and not go you know, like there is a 942 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,560 Speaker 1: way to temper that and not lash out. This is 943 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,640 Speaker 1: anger one of anger management, one on one. When you 944 00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:13,680 Speaker 1: have anger issues, when you fly off the handle, Noah, 945 00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,840 Speaker 1: when you have a moment where you're embarrassed that you're anger, 946 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,319 Speaker 1: you lose control. Is it about the thing? Or do 947 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,960 Speaker 1: you think maybe it's about other stuff and the thing 948 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,120 Speaker 1: is just the It's it is about the thing, but 949 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,359 Speaker 1: it's is it really if it was just that thing 950 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,480 Speaker 1: and you had a great day, would you react that 951 00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,160 Speaker 1: way that intensely if I had a great day, I 952 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,560 Speaker 1: would not. It's it's just like a bubbling up of 953 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,160 Speaker 1: all these things, and that's the thing that you finally 954 00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:41,919 Speaker 1: have a release valve that you can excuse your rage on. Now, 955 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,080 Speaker 1: finally I get to punch someone, even though I've been 956 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:47,200 Speaker 1: wanting to punch everyone today, even myself, because I have 957 00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,960 Speaker 1: a I'm having a low self esteem day. Now I 958 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,920 Speaker 1: can punch this guy because I'm justified because he threw 959 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,600 Speaker 1: popcorn on me. It's a it's a this excuse. I'm 960 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,279 Speaker 1: not blaming Russell. I'm not blaming the popcorn guy. I 961 00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,840 Speaker 1: think they're both in The Pope guy through the popcorn 962 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:03,720 Speaker 1: and was angry at Russell Wilson or Westbrook, because he's 963 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,480 Speaker 1: going through stuff at home. He probably got into a 964 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,919 Speaker 1: fight with his wife. He's angry, he got drunk. He's 965 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:09,839 Speaker 1: mad at this guy now because he's injured and now 966 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,960 Speaker 1: the team is going to suffer. Whatever it was. Or 967 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,640 Speaker 1: maybe he hates him because he's supporting the other team 968 00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,080 Speaker 1: and he threw the popcorn not because of him, because 969 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:19,480 Speaker 1: of other stuff in his life. Everything is stemming from 970 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:26,600 Speaker 1: past trauma. Listener mail, here we go. I want to 971 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:31,839 Speaker 1: hear anyone who doesn't want to uh like um, like 972 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:36,239 Speaker 1: anyone who is lying. Yeah, and I always say, he's 973 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,719 Speaker 1: clearly having a rough day with his girlfriend at home. 974 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:44,400 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like touchdown, Oh he must 975 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:48,839 Speaker 1: be having at home. There's Tom Brady's parents watching glowingly 976 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,680 Speaker 1: from the v I P box. Uh, you can tell 977 00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,800 Speaker 1: that maybe they put a little bit too much pressure 978 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,680 Speaker 1: on him. It definitely resulted in having amazing athlete of 979 00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,160 Speaker 1: his son. But is it worth it? I won? Or 980 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,480 Speaker 1: if Tom is maybe feeling the pressure today, and uh, 981 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,680 Speaker 1: maybe I don't even know how to talk about football. 982 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:11,360 Speaker 1: Miss that throw man. Joe Buck would be impressed that 983 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:16,840 Speaker 1: catch because he's mad at his dad who's sitting up 984 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,880 Speaker 1: there eating nachos. Nick, you can finally talk about sports 985 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,640 Speaker 1: and parental resentment. Hi, mom, welcome to the show. Let's 986 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:28,800 Speaker 1: get into a listener mail. Let's take go to uh. 987 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:35,520 Speaker 1: Lindsay has a comment on the take my wife joke. Hi, Nicky, 988 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:40,000 Speaker 1: and Andrew and Noah. This is Lindsay from the DC area. 989 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:45,360 Speaker 1: I am driving. I am driving as a teacher. Yes, 990 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:49,520 Speaker 1: on the Beltway, and to pull my car over on 991 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,360 Speaker 1: the side of the five Lame Belta. Hey after that, 992 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,919 Speaker 1: take my wife please? But oh my gosh, you guys 993 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,239 Speaker 1: are funny. Thanks for all the swells and laughs. I 994 00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,680 Speaker 1: really enjoy your podcast. Have a great day. So essentially 995 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:07,000 Speaker 1: we almost caused of forty people dying on the highway, 996 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:14,799 Speaker 1: because because Noah thought take my wife please. Didn't you 997 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,160 Speaker 1: both thought the same thing of like, it's funny because 998 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,560 Speaker 1: he's telling people to know when I got it, I 999 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,959 Speaker 1: got it wrong. I thought it was like the old 1000 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,400 Speaker 1: fashioned way of saying sex in movies, where it's like 1001 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:29,239 Speaker 1: I'm going to take my wife. Oh, but then why 1002 00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:32,000 Speaker 1: would that be funny? No, it's not. Well, I don't know, 1003 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:36,359 Speaker 1: and honestly I still don't understand. That's my confront. Oh 1004 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:41,680 Speaker 1: my God, no one I heard this one. This I 1005 00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:44,759 Speaker 1: did here because Dad called it and you guys had 1006 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:48,799 Speaker 1: to listen to it. Wow, what's your dad on that? Yeah? Yeah, 1007 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,919 Speaker 1: we called him to get confirmation that take my wife 1008 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,920 Speaker 1: please the joke as a classic joke. Yeah, so Dad 1009 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,239 Speaker 1: had to listen to himself. Okay, let's get to the 1010 00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:02,040 Speaker 1: next listener. Mail, I best sees. I bought a ticket 1011 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:06,200 Speaker 1: for Nicky's show in Orlando on September tenth, but I 1012 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:10,400 Speaker 1: don't currently have a friend to go with me. Um. 1013 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,920 Speaker 1: I'm comfortable doing things on myself, but I've never been 1014 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:16,640 Speaker 1: to a comedy show. Sol Um. Do you have any 1015 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:20,640 Speaker 1: advice for going alone? Like the awkward sitting by myself? 1016 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:24,200 Speaker 1: Or will it be okay with the seed and set up? Um? 1017 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:28,480 Speaker 1: Thanks for any advice. Um, really excited to go. Thank 1018 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:32,960 Speaker 1: you cute, Christine. Thank you so much for buying a 1019 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,520 Speaker 1: ticket to my tour One Night with Nicky Glazer. Dates 1020 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,640 Speaker 1: are all available to check out and buy tickets to 1021 00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,440 Speaker 1: it nicki lazer dot com slash tour. I implore you 1022 00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,560 Speaker 1: to go alone. I think it's so cool for people 1023 00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:46,480 Speaker 1: to go alone. My first stand up show was Dave Chappelle. 1024 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,640 Speaker 1: I bought a ticket to it, and when I was 1025 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,080 Speaker 1: going to school in Boulder, I had never seen stand 1026 00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:54,320 Speaker 1: up before. I took a many many busses to downtown 1027 00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,239 Speaker 1: to Unvern two thousand and three because I knew him 1028 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,480 Speaker 1: from You've Got Mail. I've never even heard of him before, 1029 00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,160 Speaker 1: but I was like googled stand up because I was 1030 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,040 Speaker 1: starting to think about being a stand up because people 1031 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,520 Speaker 1: told me I should. I'd sign up for a stand 1032 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,239 Speaker 1: up showcase hadn't started writing. It was like, I need 1033 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,480 Speaker 1: to go see a stand up show Denver? Stand up? 1034 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,120 Speaker 1: What's happening Dave Chappelle. Oh that's the guy from You've 1035 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,239 Speaker 1: Got Mail that I love. So I took busses down, 1036 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,319 Speaker 1: went by myself and um and it was a great 1037 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,719 Speaker 1: experience because other people were there as his fans and 1038 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,440 Speaker 1: like adopted me into their circles. I was literally the 1039 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,840 Speaker 1: only white person there by the way, and there were 1040 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,640 Speaker 1: people dancing on the stage, grinding on each other. It 1041 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,240 Speaker 1: was it was like a whole it was a concert. 1042 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,759 Speaker 1: It was insane. I I really don't remember most of 1043 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,040 Speaker 1: it because it was just like I was just so 1044 00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:35,279 Speaker 1: young and whatever. But going to concerts alone is going 1045 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,400 Speaker 1: to concerts going to commedy shows alone is school. I'm 1046 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:38,799 Speaker 1: not going to ever call you out and make fun 1047 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:43,000 Speaker 1: of you. Um, And I think that just sitting there 1048 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,239 Speaker 1: confidently knowing that you're going alone and this is what 1049 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,399 Speaker 1: you want to do and it's and before the show 1050 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:50,920 Speaker 1: there might be people around you with friends and you're like, 1051 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,480 Speaker 1: oh my god, I feel dumb. I go to Willco 1052 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,839 Speaker 1: shows alone because I just none of my friends love 1053 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:57,160 Speaker 1: Wilco as much as me, and I just want to. 1054 00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:00,440 Speaker 1: I don't want anyone burdened by me acting like idiot 1055 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,160 Speaker 1: of how much I love this, because it's kind of embarrassing. 1056 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,600 Speaker 1: So I go alone to things and you end up 1057 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,640 Speaker 1: meeting other fans that are just as passionate as you, 1058 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,520 Speaker 1: And I think it's cooler to go alone than not alone. 1059 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,799 Speaker 1: I think it's just really like bold, and I think 1060 00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,880 Speaker 1: you really own it and you go and there you 1061 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,239 Speaker 1: any time you feel insecurity, like go look at your 1062 00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:22,040 Speaker 1: phone or whatever. That's what phones are for, to make 1063 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,279 Speaker 1: you feel like, oh, I'm texting someone who's about to 1064 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,120 Speaker 1: meet me. But don't even pretend to just be there 1065 00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,720 Speaker 1: alone and be confident that I want you there alone 1066 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,080 Speaker 1: and you're allowed to be there alone, And it's actually 1067 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,239 Speaker 1: cooler to go alone because it shows that you are 1068 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,799 Speaker 1: secure with yourself because people who don't go alone and 1069 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,279 Speaker 1: need someone to go with their at home wishing they 1070 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:41,799 Speaker 1: had gone and watching my special that they've already seen. Right, 1071 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,799 Speaker 1: good advice. Yeah, and bring a laptop and pretend you're 1072 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,520 Speaker 1: writing a screenplay and you're not even that interesting. You're 1073 00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:52,680 Speaker 1: very good, Like I'm just here or whatever. I have 1074 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:56,239 Speaker 1: to go. Okay, I don't mean to be rude, but 1075 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,480 Speaker 1: I really do. I you know, Goodwill Rax coming out soon. 1076 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:02,319 Speaker 1: I think good Will Ricks get it. Okay, I love 1077 00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:07,120 Speaker 1: you bye, love me too. Next listener, Okay, this is 1078 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:10,359 Speaker 1: from Instagram. This is d M we got from xo 1079 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:15,120 Speaker 1: X from Blake. Period blood in all caps, Hey, busty, 1080 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:19,040 Speaker 1: spray Windex and rubbed table salt. Let's soak and then wash. 1081 00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:23,440 Speaker 1: Normally you're welcome. Oh, so on your vagina, spray Windex 1082 00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,560 Speaker 1: and rubbed table salt and then you oh wait, no, 1083 00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:32,680 Speaker 1: they're talking about this in reference to clothing. Oh, Blake 1084 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,680 Speaker 1: is a woman. If if you think Blake's a man, 1085 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:38,359 Speaker 1: just comes off like a murderer. Right, So Blake told 1086 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:42,319 Speaker 1: me to windex. That's interesting and table salt. Okay, we 1087 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,520 Speaker 1: gotta get both those things. I thought this was maybe 1088 00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:47,480 Speaker 1: the father from my big fat Greek wedding giving you 1089 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:51,279 Speaker 1: know a yeast infection um cure. Well, the one girl said, 1090 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:55,239 Speaker 1: for your vagina smells boric acid, which acid and your 1091 00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:59,480 Speaker 1: vagina sounds scary. But vagina doesn't smell but not yours. 1092 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:02,720 Speaker 1: I'm saying, if you're vagina, sometimes do but okay, borick 1093 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:08,800 Speaker 1: acid supplements. Okay From Cecily. Cecily said, M A D M. 1094 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,920 Speaker 1: I listened to the Sex with Emily episode last night 1095 00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:12,680 Speaker 1: before bed and had a great sex dream and woke 1096 00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:15,320 Speaker 1: up having to masturbate to finish myself off. Yes, I 1097 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,319 Speaker 1: love the pod so much. Thank you for creating something 1098 00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,520 Speaker 1: so fun, honest and vulnerable. Love you besties all this well, Cecily, 1099 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:23,040 Speaker 1: that's so exciting to wake up porny and just like 1100 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:26,080 Speaker 1: go at it. Yes. I love that we're like getting 1101 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:30,640 Speaker 1: in people's like minds and it's affecting their dream state. 1102 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,480 Speaker 1: People dreams about me a lot. Someone said that they 1103 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,600 Speaker 1: were listening they were reading a book and they listened 1104 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,719 Speaker 1: to the podcast so much that the voice they heard 1105 00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,000 Speaker 1: when they were reading the book was my voice. Narrating it, 1106 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:41,480 Speaker 1: and I was like, you need to send me a check. 1107 00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:48,200 Speaker 1: Then bitch had to pull over my yars and masturbate 1108 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:53,560 Speaker 1: on the side of and she was reading, uh, you know, 1109 00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,640 Speaker 1: listen to self help book of she was reading Night 1110 00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:01,480 Speaker 1: by Ailiesel, which is not an appropriate book to master 1111 00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,520 Speaker 1: right to Okay, let's get to Laken Lake and left 1112 00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:07,600 Speaker 1: us a voice message. I love that name Laken. First 1113 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,320 Speaker 1: of all, I just like to say, how awkward leaving 1114 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:13,239 Speaker 1: a voice messages. Um, So I'm definitely not going to 1115 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:17,560 Speaker 1: re listen to this, but I've been listening since the beginning, 1116 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:19,720 Speaker 1: and I had a busy couple of weeks, so I'm 1117 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:23,200 Speaker 1: just going back to play a little catchup. And I 1118 00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:26,840 Speaker 1: was listening to a Puca's in the back of the episode, 1119 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:32,680 Speaker 1: and uh, Andrew had mentioned the Toyota Way. And this 1120 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:36,760 Speaker 1: is so random, but I just finished a like final 1121 00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:41,880 Speaker 1: project for one of my classes that was about Toyota 1122 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:45,240 Speaker 1: and GM partnering and stuff in the Toyota Way. So 1123 00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:48,880 Speaker 1: I just think it's, you know, it's weeted in the 1124 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:53,840 Speaker 1: universe somehow everybody's I don't know, just gives me a 1125 00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,760 Speaker 1: love that Lake and with the Toyota Way meaning like 1126 00:57:56,880 --> 00:58:00,000 Speaker 1: when you worked at that factory, I mean a Toyota 1127 00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,320 Speaker 1: ways like yeah, yeah, yeah, when I worked at the 1128 00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:08,000 Speaker 1: factory and implementing, Yeah, you gotta bring the Toyota like 1129 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,680 Speaker 1: everyone can contribute the Toyota way. It was that the 1130 00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:13,320 Speaker 1: Toyota way that you're talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Toyota 1131 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:16,760 Speaker 1: has a whole system of like eliminating inventory and making 1132 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,000 Speaker 1: it run smoother, and so you could apply what they 1133 00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:23,280 Speaker 1: do in their factory to like factory. Huh, what does 1134 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:29,080 Speaker 1: Noah call this to toyota? Toyota? Toyota? But used toyota 1135 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:32,840 Speaker 1: one time? Did you say, no, I call it toyota. No, 1136 00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:38,520 Speaker 1: that's the right way. Toyota is the right way. And 1137 00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:43,840 Speaker 1: you were saying what toyota, Yeah, toyota. Oh I thought 1138 00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:49,360 Speaker 1: you were saying toyota. Um, all right, well toyota toyota. 1139 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:52,440 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it sounds like a drug. You trip in 1140 00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:57,760 Speaker 1: Arizona in the bad lends, sound like Tylor swift Yoda Toyota. 1141 00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:01,800 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna wake up from a dream 1142 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,720 Speaker 1: and start coming. Um, that sounds like a dream that 1143 00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:08,080 Speaker 1: I would have someone talked about this before that. If 1144 00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:12,240 Speaker 1: you come when you're sleeping, right, you have a wet dream. 1145 00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,560 Speaker 1: Could it be a ghost gave you a blowjob or 1146 00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:19,440 Speaker 1: head in your sleep? Could be just think about it, 1147 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:24,360 Speaker 1: just think about it. Yeah, maybe a ghostie hand hand 1148 00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:31,600 Speaker 1: final thought. Uh, last night I went to Supernova. It 1149 00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:35,080 Speaker 1: was so much fun. Ben Gleeb was their good friend 1150 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:38,280 Speaker 1: of mine. He ran for president. Uh, I got to 1151 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,000 Speaker 1: do I did a set even though I wasn't on 1152 00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:43,280 Speaker 1: the bill. Um. I met two new comics to new 1153 00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:45,880 Speaker 1: female comics. So I love Nikki Bahn b o n 1154 00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:49,240 Speaker 1: spelled the same way as Nikki my name and then 1155 00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:53,360 Speaker 1: another girl named Monterey m O n E r A y. 1156 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:59,200 Speaker 1: What is her last name? Monterey Elaine something it's She 1157 00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,480 Speaker 1: was awesome and we just had we had like the 1158 01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:06,880 Speaker 1: best hang in the Monterey Elaine Martinez. We're the best 1159 01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:10,320 Speaker 1: time hanging in the green room back there, and it 1160 01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:14,000 Speaker 1: just it just reminded me of like I just stayed 1161 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,919 Speaker 1: out all night like socialized. It was just so fun. 1162 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,360 Speaker 1: We told so many stories. Ben Glee was telling us 1163 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:20,840 Speaker 1: about all these different times that he's almost banged like 1164 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,200 Speaker 1: really famous like or like had a chance with really 1165 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:26,040 Speaker 1: famous Hollywood women, which he shared on our show You 1166 01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:29,000 Speaker 1: Up before. But he was regaling us backstage, and so 1167 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:30,560 Speaker 1: then when I went on stage to do my set, 1168 01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,320 Speaker 1: I was like Ben. I got on stage and I go, 1169 01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:35,040 Speaker 1: do you guys like Ben? Because Ben brought me up 1170 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:37,400 Speaker 1: and I was like, I actually like, Ben, do you 1171 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,160 Speaker 1: remember when I cast you in a sketch? Because I 1172 01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:41,800 Speaker 1: just wanted to make out with you? And I was like, 1173 01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,160 Speaker 1: I like Harvey weinsteined you. I was like, I literally 1174 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:49,360 Speaker 1: was like twenty six at five six, and I was like, 1175 01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:50,480 Speaker 1: I want to make out with a boy. And my 1176 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,720 Speaker 1: friend had asked me to like write a script because 1177 01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,160 Speaker 1: he was like, I got some access to some great equipment. 1178 01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:56,600 Speaker 1: He was a director and was like, I want to 1179 01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:58,120 Speaker 1: shoot a sketch. I don't have a script, and I 1180 01:00:58,120 --> 01:00:59,520 Speaker 1: was like, all right, one, and I was like I 1181 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:00,800 Speaker 1: kind of want make out with a boy. So I 1182 01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,480 Speaker 1: just wrote a script where a girl just maxed out 1183 01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,600 Speaker 1: with a guy in a car for like the whole time. 1184 01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:08,160 Speaker 1: I feel like that's how all movies started initially, like, Hey, 1185 01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,560 Speaker 1: not that attractive, I have money, how can I make 1186 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:16,640 Speaker 1: like the hottest girl on earth? Fuck me? Like it's 1187 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,240 Speaker 1: kind of creepy to admit that I did that, But 1188 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:19,920 Speaker 1: I didn't think there was anything. He's actually a good 1189 01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:21,760 Speaker 1: actor too, and I was just like, hey, Ben, you 1190 01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:23,600 Speaker 1: want to be in this? And then he came over 1191 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,880 Speaker 1: to my place and it was really funny. I ended 1192 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,959 Speaker 1: up not doing any material last night, literally any because 1193 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,960 Speaker 1: I told that story and it was really fun. The 1194 01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,600 Speaker 1: story was great. Um, and then I was like Ben, 1195 01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:35,200 Speaker 1: and Ben's just watching in the wings and I go 1196 01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,120 Speaker 1: come back up here and tell us about how you 1197 01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:40,880 Speaker 1: almost got Natalie Portman. And then it was an intimate, 1198 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,080 Speaker 1: ish crowd and in the crowd just got to hear 1199 01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:45,720 Speaker 1: this great story. And I had just heard it backstage, 1200 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:48,760 Speaker 1: so I was able to like Pepper in how did 1201 01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,600 Speaker 1: he do it? How did he almost get Natalie Portman? 1202 01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:56,480 Speaker 1: Gonna have to go back in time? And um, he 1203 01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:59,240 Speaker 1: had a he was at a fundraiser and he uh 1204 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,200 Speaker 1: said something really charming and she was captivated and then 1205 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:03,880 Speaker 1: she was like, we have to come see your comedy. 1206 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,360 Speaker 1: And then he had a chance and he kept blowing it. 1207 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:10,800 Speaker 1: It was it's just so good the story. No, No, 1208 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:15,640 Speaker 1: he was just a guy. Yeah, um no. He was 1209 01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,480 Speaker 1: in a conversation with a bunch of people and then 1210 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,400 Speaker 1: he shared something about himself that was vulnerable and she 1211 01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:22,680 Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, that's amazing. But at one 1212 01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:26,760 Speaker 1: point during his rendition, I was playing Natalie Portman so 1213 01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,040 Speaker 1: that the audience could see like where she was standing. 1214 01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,240 Speaker 1: How close? I go, how close were you guys? And 1215 01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:35,040 Speaker 1: he goes, he goes, but she's he goes, but she's 1216 01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:37,000 Speaker 1: but she's like really tiny, and I go, oh, yeah, 1217 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:41,640 Speaker 1: can everyone suspend their disbelief that you know, pictured Nikki 1218 01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:44,480 Speaker 1: but like tiny? And it was just like really, it 1219 01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:47,480 Speaker 1: was really funny, and uh, it was just so fun. 1220 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:49,640 Speaker 1: And that's and every I got off stage and everyone's like, 1221 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,640 Speaker 1: oh my god, and Ben's like that was so much fun. 1222 01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:54,439 Speaker 1: I'm like, I think, like I know that people want 1223 01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:58,360 Speaker 1: to see samp comedy and like see just a comic monologizing, 1224 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,120 Speaker 1: but I think two comics telling a story that they 1225 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,280 Speaker 1: don't normally tell and being able to spice it up 1226 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,240 Speaker 1: is like, uh, so much more interesting and fun sometimes, 1227 01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,120 Speaker 1: and it made it more fun for me. I didn't 1228 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,200 Speaker 1: I was looking at my nose. I was like, I 1229 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,160 Speaker 1: don't want to talk about molestation right now. I want 1230 01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,560 Speaker 1: to finish ben leap story. So it's just like a 1231 01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:22,360 Speaker 1: really really fun moment and um yeah, I think I 1232 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:25,560 Speaker 1: guess like just being able to apply that to when 1233 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:27,560 Speaker 1: you write in the future, or like whatever you want 1234 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:30,439 Speaker 1: to talk about I mean what you know what I mean, 1235 01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:32,680 Speaker 1: Like instead of talking about you know, just tell a 1236 01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:35,440 Speaker 1: fun story, like and that would be enough, you know 1237 01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:37,400 Speaker 1: what I mean. Like sometimes I feel like with the 1238 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,880 Speaker 1: stand up, you gotta be like, what is my take 1239 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,720 Speaker 1: on this or what's gonna be my interesting and it's like, 1240 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,440 Speaker 1: oh no, people just want to laugh and enjoy a 1241 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:48,120 Speaker 1: fun story, you know what I mean? Without it, don't 1242 01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:51,600 Speaker 1: do Yeah, I don't know, you know. Um the thing 1243 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:54,000 Speaker 1: I won't do why I don't like bring people up 1244 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,680 Speaker 1: on stage to tell stories because it's the one time 1245 01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:57,680 Speaker 1: that I did it at a gig that people are 1246 01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:00,200 Speaker 1: paying to see me. I was in a really bad 1247 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:02,080 Speaker 1: place mentally, and I didn't want to do material, so 1248 01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:04,600 Speaker 1: I brought Petelee on stage to just like talk about 1249 01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:07,560 Speaker 1: our life and share stories and have this impromptu like thing. 1250 01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:09,600 Speaker 1: And I got messages after the show even though it 1251 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:12,040 Speaker 1: was so fun and I felt like the crowd loved it. 1252 01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:14,840 Speaker 1: I know how to read people in audiences, and I 1253 01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:16,720 Speaker 1: got one message afterwards that was like, that's not what 1254 01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:19,120 Speaker 1: I paid for. I paid to hear you, not this 1255 01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,560 Speaker 1: other guy, and you talk the whole time and be funny, 1256 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,880 Speaker 1: and I was like, Okay, well I guess. And last 1257 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:26,640 Speaker 1: night I felt justified if someone didn't like it that 1258 01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:28,960 Speaker 1: my name wasn't on the bill, so I wasn't expected 1259 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,120 Speaker 1: to do anything. What do you think about that? I think, yeah, again, 1260 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:35,240 Speaker 1: we're just paying attention to the one negative thing. And literally, 1261 01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:38,080 Speaker 1: you nine people had a good time, and we gotta 1262 01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:41,280 Speaker 1: stop fucking reading those messages and comments, and even if 1263 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:44,480 Speaker 1: we get them, we don't respond because it's just popcorn 1264 01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,960 Speaker 1: being poured on our head. And let the popcorn come in, motherfucker, 1265 01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,720 Speaker 1: because you're not going to ruin my day. Let the 1266 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:54,160 Speaker 1: popcorn fall. Al Right, guys, great show today, great week 1267 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:56,600 Speaker 1: of shows. Thank you so much for listening. We will 1268 01:04:56,600 --> 01:05:01,520 Speaker 1: see you on Monday and have the uncuss agans un cares, 1269 01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:04,000 Speaker 1: but care to care.