WEBVTT - Ep 235: Accidental Orgasms (Ft. Venny) 0:00:02.360 --> 0:00:05.600 Guess what decision. We're about to make a horrible decision 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:16.960 and we're live back again w xl R Media or 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:20.560 or Black Effect, I Heart Radio or the actual one 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:29.400 or the actual radio you count light Flash or the 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:35.040 actually you know, Welcome to another episode. You know, Uh, 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:37.120 what's up y'all to see Graham Mandy b a k 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:42.000 A full court cap ok, because I was on Live 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:44.080 today and I was just letting them know how i'd 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:46.839 be lying. And it's because I've been acting like I'm 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:48.640 singing on this show, but I'm really not and I'm 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:51.400 in love. And that's also just no full court cap 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:55.480 back at it again, I mean, because you know, I 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:57.960 thought it was more entertaining to come in with story. 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:05.039 We are interstaining and there you have it. We have 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:09.399 to press still. Um, that's why biennis here. I didn't 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:11.640 reply back for twenty four hours, and I think, did 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:14.200 you Oh no, this asshole texting me at five am 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:16.959 one day and said, well, hopefully you're not dead well 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:20.479 down because she hadn't texted me for a full twenty 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:22.720 and she never does that. So then I looked at 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:24.600 where her location when she was at home, so I said, 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:27.320 hopefully you're not dead. And then the next day, when 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:30.840 I didn't hear anything, I was like, I'm coming tomorrow. 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:35.319 That's what's up. Yeah, hi, yo, it's me Benny. Not 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:40.080 really depressed. But are wait are you single? Now? I'm 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:44.160 single and very horny. Damn uh So I saw your 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:46.560 little Field whatever whatever the other day and then I 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:51.600 hopped on that the hetero flexible men are Yeah. I 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:54.760 got tired of Grinder girl. Wait wait wait wait, so 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:57.000 what's the difference in the men from Grinder because because 0:01:57.000 --> 0:02:00.840 Field has everyone but waits everyone right? Oh no, you 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:04.240 ain't on there. Up. We're trying to get I'm trying 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:06.800 to know. I had a three with Jeeves. Wait what 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:09.120 I'm trying to I'm trying to do some new things. 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:12.720 I am mad at it. I am not mad at 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:16.080 it three And just have you ever had an MMF 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:23.160 three song? No? I wanted to, Yes, I wanted um 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:26.360 because you know, people think I've never said with wine before, 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:29.959 and I have. So I don't know. I don't know 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:31.840 if there's a lot of new things happening inside this 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:34.600 body that I'm not really like what baby, I'm craving 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:38.440 for pus. There's a little happening. Are you. Are you 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:41.080 swiping in Boston? Are you swiping here? I'm swiping here too, 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:43.880 I'm are you swiping every swiping in my current location? 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:49.440 I don't hey, is anyone in here swiped? No? We 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:52.920 had Who was it the dude that dropped off the peloton? Yeah? 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:54.720 Then he said, let me jump on grinder and see. 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:58.120 No you didn't girl. First of all, he walked with 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:01.040 grace help pants. So where are my eyes going? I 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.720 ain't gonna hold you. So y'all don't know it yet. 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:06.160 Y'all are here the announcement We're about to do live shows, 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:09.239 and I was thinking, if how are we're going to 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:12.320 have some sort of interaction because normally we do lack dances, 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:14.280 we do things where they interact with us. But I 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:18.680 was thinking, maybe we buy three pairs of great sweatpants 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.359 and get three men from the audience to change into 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:24.040 them and dangle the Dana lings on stage. I am here, 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:28.160 and whoever wins the Great Sweatpants competition, it gets like 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:29.880 a free shirt or something. But I bet you they 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:32.200 get laid at the end of the show too. They 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:35.200 get somebody, but you don't think would do They'll hit 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:39.920 three guys to do it. You don't. Yes, do you 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:44.240 see I think we would see it. Maybe not l 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:46.440 A because they a little bouge out there, but I 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:48.680 think on the East Coast them Nigga's gonna be in 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:50.720 they sweatpants and we're gonna do it in November. They're 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:54.320 gonna be chili. They're gonna take free bear sweat. You 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:59.040 know what they mean? The blue horrible decisions that or no, 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:00.920 we we could just get Alix to make some gray 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:05.080 ones and we had them play name motherfucking Day went 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:08.840 on genuine Pony and have them just dude like, I'm here, yes, 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:11.840 please right thinking? You know what. I need some enjoyment. 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:15.440 I need a little I missed doing. Uh. I will 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:19.320 tell you this. I've had this idea and I think 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:20.719 I texted it to Mandy and it must have been 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:22.680 a machame of me back. It's like a month ago. 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:25.120 I went to Andrews show and they did a song 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:27.200 at the end and we had some we had girls 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:29.360 got to eat here last week and they were talking 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:30.720 about how they did a dance. I said, we need 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:38.520 to come out to Welcome to Jocelyn Y. Everything will 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:44.960 be for a field, not for film. It's film. It's 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:49.680 for feral. You can see my face for fal No. 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.480 But I was doing might be and we can have 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:57.120 to do it like baby, you gotta learn choreography. We do, 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.760 gotta learn choreograph. If we could do if you're gonna 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:01.040 be on story with us, you're gonna come do it 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:06.960 with us. You know I will how how bad you 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:10.640 need and then we'll have the girls come up, try 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:12.640 to do it like this. There be day and then 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:16.240 we would hit who win. Yeah, maybe Joscelyn will come 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:19.239 to one of the and she's gonna call you stupid bitches, 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:22.680 stupid bitch. I've been doing this ship for tay motherfucking decades. 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:35.240 That produces that. Listen that second part of the reunion, 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:38.400 that was some help. I'm not gonna lie the reunion 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:41.320 with somebody. They was falling asleep. You didn't want the count. 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:43.719 I watched the first part, but then the second part 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:46.040 I was depressed and that didn't help. So I was like, 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:47.840 oh no, I think this bitch is yelling at me. 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:50.600 Let me stop. Let me tell you how to know 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:53.440 the reunion is bad. Nina was sleep and Johnson of 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:58.320 Streaming and dogs Bro, they was sleep. Anyway, let's do 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:01.720 some ice creapers, even though many of you know Vinny, Um, 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:04.719 he is my best friend. He's been doing our tours 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:07.400 for the last two years. I don't know, maybe three. 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:12.600 You probably met him stopped. Last year has been three. 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:14.680 It's been like three years, um, And he works on 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:17.159 our patreons. You guys shot with him there and yeah, 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:20.280 so if y'all got your Patreon merch, is this nigga right, 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:22.840 they'd be getting it. Y'all be getting it. You know what, 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:25.680 y'all don't do check your fucking inboxes because I'll be 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:27.680 right in y'all. And I get responses three months later 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:30.400 like where the where's my ship? Where's your addressed bitch? 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:36.000 Where's your size hole? Don't be mad at me when 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:45.080 you haven't fulfilled the requirements? Okay, really quick celebrity crush. 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:49.600 But a male all, Um, I said, what have been? 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:57.600 I can't say? Sean con uh right now? It's I 0:06:57.680 --> 0:07:03.719 watch a lot of crimes. I forgot his name. Really, 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:06.200 I've been watching all criminal I was. Really, he's not 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:08.560 even a good actor. Girl, who's watching it? For that? 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:13.720 You watched for criminals? Go to sleep? Yeah, well, my 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:16.200 man is jealous of mine. He called him Jason Mimosa 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:17.880 and I was like, now you know that's not his 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:24.600 goddamn man. Did y'all see that video man with him? 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:31.040 And let me say, they looked so well. Now that 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:32.560 they look good to get, I put it on mute 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:35.200 and just let it play. That's it for y'all, y'all 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:36.920 to do one of motherfucking Kenya's movies so I could 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:38.960 be like, I would love to learn a bit about 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:42.040 video production. I just talk to say, I just want 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:45.600 to see it listen, And he looked like it's heavy too. 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:49.560 It's all heavy. Loan came out and watch man, was 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:52.000 that a real penis? Well, I can't say that. Yeah, 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:55.040 Yas came out and he's, oh, for real, it's like 0:07:55.160 --> 0:08:01.640 his real dick, I hope. So he was Mr. Wonderfuler, 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:05.960 so I know who he was. I just watched the clip. Alright, 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:13.520 celebrity crush female our woman. Excuse me? Uh, it's like 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:22.120 Angela Bassett loky. Okay, you people you like Social Security, y'all, y'all, 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:24.400 listen to an episode in January. I forgot you like 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:30.080 niggas Like, but I'm still on. I'm will you do, like, 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:32.880 let's get one. Have you ever shot on a dick 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:38.680 we all have. Yeah, I haven't because you only let 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:42.960 the head get in your bad Ambijing. I haven't. What's 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:44.599 the whole cheft getting it might come out? I know, 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:47.480 well lately I've been jumping into my little version. I 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.839 know we'll talk about it. Have you had on your 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:53.560 dick and to the point where it was so bad 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:56.280 you were to tell someone? I don't care. I fucked 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:58.400 people in the ass, like accidents happening. I just have 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:00.440 a tower. Baby's next to bed, and I say, don't 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:04.520 worry about it. Have you seen blood? Yes, because my 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:06.840 dick is large. Have you seen a lot of bloods 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:08.760 before we were scared? I haven't seen a lot of blood, 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:10.079 but I've seen some blood. And then I was like, 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:11.840 maybe we should just like not for a little bit 0:09:12.400 --> 0:09:15.679 and maybe a couple of days, try again. You definitely 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:17.520 gotta let it go a couple of days and they're glad. 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:20.920 That means something and tour you know, we didn't use 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:25.920 enough flube or somebody was feeling like a jackhammer me. Oh, 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:28.559 I said you before I knew how to you know? 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:33.040 Now since we last saw you, what's been new with 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:37.080 your penis and your love? Um? So I'm single officially 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:39.520 stopped talking to that motherfucker. But you've been like working 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:43.599 with some of our fans. I feel like, was that 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:46.520 supposed to be all air? You fucking are fans? Damn 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:53.160 y'all really are friends game banging the fans? Wow? Wow, 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:58.760 I'm gonna talk about it. Yeah, they're listening though right now? Right, yeah, 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:01.840 they probably are. Okay, Um, there's like two of them. 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:05.679 You met them at the live shows? No, uh, you 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:06.920 know who one of them is? And I can say 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:09.320 I don't even care the one who was like, I'm whre, 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:16.160 I'm a hard it's such a hard episode. We want 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:19.960 your people that send this homemails. I mean I feel 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:26.880 like that's oh, y'all men in person? We should have 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:29.959 outsing the song outside of San friand Okay, are you 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:33.200 definitely go? I was ready for that. Is that going 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:34.640 to be the one where when he's like can we 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:38.120 get I was like, can we get super rooms? I'm 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:42.000 being a little busy, um, and I've been interviewing for 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:45.199 real jobs in life. Um, and I've also should we 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:47.360 have them? Should we scout them out right now? Yea? 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:51.480 He wants to be a sky a wage frist what's 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:55.160 the sky waitress? You want a beverage? Do you want 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:58.920 to be safe in the Delta's hiring? You already did 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:00.760 it through the through the turning out, but we need 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:03.839 you to get this gal. Friends, we need to get 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:08.880 definitely listen. I'm a platinum Scott Miles as bitch, but 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:12.640 a bit want to be Diamond Diamond. I got that 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:14.679 platinum quick and then I was like, we have to 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:16.079 do the good time. It's been a quarter minute. I 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.160 was about to say I'm two hundred three thousand dollars 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:20.800 away from being Diamond. Said it's not gonna happen. It's 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:23.440 not gonna happen. And I whenever I see them Diamond 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:29.079 members on, I'd be like, damn they rich what I'm doing? Um? 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:36.959 And I've been um uh, I've been getting uh fuck 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:42.680 like me like I'm I'm like verse light verse light 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:48.480 verse light so like I normally and recently I have 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.800 like a lawyer friend. We've been talking for a couple 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:55.439 of years and the other night man Costamka was flowing 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:58.599 and I said, he called your ass at home. He 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:00.720 did call my eyes at home. He actually was waiting 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:02.480 for me outside of my house when I left the 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:06.800 club because I went to a show and baby, it's 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:11.800 that Ivy Pike Rodeo B And ever since, I've been 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:15.959 really enjoying that. I really Uh, I've heard like there's 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:19.199 like no really true tops anymore? Is that true? I 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:20.880 mean it might be like even when I watched porn, 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:22.920 all the ones that used to be topping the funk 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:25.160 out of everybody be taking it now. Well for me, 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:27.280 it's like I just kind of wanted to explore and 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:29.440 just see if, like maybe I didn't like it when 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:31.800 I was younger because I had like some you know, 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:35.560 you know year and so now that we're a little 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:38.080 older now, it's just I was like, is this a tickle? 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:44.240 Does this feel good? Take it? Um? I almost said 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:46.000 his name, lawyer Bay is like seven and a half. 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:50.080 Oh that's good. But the girth is given it, it's giving. 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:51.920 I want you all to also know this is this 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:55.559 is his lawyer Bay, not my lawyer, Bay. Lawyer, you're 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:59.439 a lawyer Bay. Yes, we should define it by the 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:04.040 law kind of yours do. Um. I don't know what security, 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:07.439 but mine is the one that also lives in d C. 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:12.920 Got it. It's so today's vanilla ship. I really love 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:17.120 there is a man who married his sex doll. Wow, 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:20.640 this was quite some time ago. His name is Yuri Chico, 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:25.360 who faint infamously married his specifically designed sex all for him, 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:28.560 Margot last November in a wedding ceremony. There was dozens 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:34.120 of guests, now dozens of guests people, So maybe let's 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:36.880 say thirty. There ain't no way people came to a 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:41.199 wedding with a doll. Now, no, no, no, oh, I 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:43.679 with a do Niga November. It's COVID. Wouldn't you go 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:45.840 if somebody did you you gotta see it. A train 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:48.640 is crash and you won't want to know. You know 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:51.720 who was there? Everyone from the crazy house, the person 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:55.400 who administers his medication, his therapist, the person who puts 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:58.840 him a straight jacket. That's who I just like likespend 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:00.800 money to go see my friend get get married to 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:04.319 a doll. Said yes, they have a new found love. 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:09.080 Now that okay. He has fallen in love with someone 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:16.000 else and a giant ash tray he wants to adorn 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:21.280 with an artificial vagina. Hold on, he love in love 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:26.240 with ashtray. He went from adult to ashtray. Now where 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:31.960 did the pan sexual thirty six year old at the club, 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:36.880 of course. Although the proudly bulged social media star from 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:41.080 Kazakhstan noticed the ashtray from a while ago at the club, 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:44.040 he claimed it was only when he arranged a photo 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:49.560 shoot with the butt receptacle during a paid personal appearance 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:52.600 at the venue and he discovered at the venue he 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:56.360 had feelings for it. So, um, yeah, this is a 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:59.440 picture of him with the giant astray. It's one of 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:01.440 the ones who can dump a cigarette in with him. 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:04.680 You know, it's crazy. He's kind of cute and he's 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:07.880 in love with an ashtray. I have a special passion 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:12.680 for objects. They've always been alive, but they've always been 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:15.360 alive with me since childhood, he claims. They're certainly not 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:17.480 the same of a person. They're different feelings. This is 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:21.000 akin to how a violinist can love his violin. I 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:22.760 liked it. I like the smell of it, the touch 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:26.480 of metal on my skin. It's fantastic, he proudly declared. 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:31.600 I like on my skin. It excites me. So I 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:33.760 think you can understand what attracts me to this as 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:37.280 straight now. Although he met his new love while he 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:40.440 was a strange from his wife, Margot, the doll whom 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:44.360 his marital bond was reportedly broken sometime last year. Is 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:47.240 this the best mellow ship we've ever had? Yes? Now? 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:50.760 He also claimed he's been dating his astraight for a 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:53.640 couple of months now, and while his new love, um 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:59.120 how is older a j nothing but a number Okay, 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:03.240 he generally likes things of history. I love that this 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:06.120 is not a new ashtray. It's had contact with a 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:12.160 really large number of people. Y'all actually have things in common. 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:16.480 You might come a little aged as well. Um, and 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:19.960 also this might fall in near Oh so, y'all just 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:22.040 gonna plame me left the right, He says, it helps 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:28.280 him satisfy a one secret fetish for dirty stuff. What 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:31.680 we're talking a moment? Oh, when I hugged it, I 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:34.760 pulled out cigarette bucks, cigarette packs, all type of stuff, 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:37.640 and I liked it when the ashes stained my bare feet, 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:43.040 my body and beard. Damn that's him. Oh, nigga, Oh 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:46.520 he's beautiful. He is fine. I'm might. My mind is crazy. 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:48.440 Ain't nobody got time for that. I might put up 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:50.640 with it. You might put up with what you don't 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:53.720 bearing ash tray on you with an look. It could 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:56.440 be right there. That's it. Oh, you gotta see him. 0:16:56.600 --> 0:17:01.440 You don't want to get mad. I'm you might like it. Yeah, 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:04.320 that's gonna be just because he fell hard and fast. 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:06.440 He's not expecting the ashtray to give up their hard 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:09.040 earned career. He says, I want to bring this ashtray home, 0:17:09.080 --> 0:17:11.240 but it has to continue work in the smoking room, 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:15.080 and after all, this is what I like. So he 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:17.359 don't even say the ashtray home. He must go to 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:19.960 this club then every day to have you know what. 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:23.600 Just now, look, he's not ruling out taking the ashtray 0:17:23.840 --> 0:17:27.800 to the girlfriend's stage, but he maybe plans to replenish 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:31.720 his harem of people. Okay, so he's planning to take 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:35.560 the big plunge by gifting his ashtray with an artificial 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:40.119 sex riface orifice, sorry, orrifice. I couldn't get out of 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:42.159 my mouth. I think the vagina can be placed in 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:43.920 the tube, and the tube can be placed in around 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:47.840 whole where the cigarettes are thrown. So meanwhile, the man 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:50.960 that's likely turned a million stomachs with his globally viral 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:54.280 Shenanigan stress that he does engage in sexual intercourse with 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:58.440 humans sometimes, but he just prefers objects more frequently. So 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:05.040 what what what was this king called us? It's a 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:09.480 It's a paraphilia, which is commonly defined as a condition 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:12.440 characterized by abnormal desires. I'm really trying to find this 0:18:12.480 --> 0:18:20.000 paraphile gallamatophilia kink where you have action to statues, dolls, mannekins, 0:18:20.119 --> 0:18:25.240 or body shaped objects. Um. Now, the paraphilia spectrum for 0:18:25.359 --> 0:18:28.760 object sexuality widens the net to include people who developed 0:18:28.840 --> 0:18:32.960 deep emotional feelings. Um. He has an Instagram. Um. And 0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:35.119 I'll be honest. We don't do zoom guests, but I 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:38.600 would love to meet this niggah. Let me follow him. Wow, 0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:45.760 that nigga is hot. Um Um. I cannot, I cannot, 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:47.280 I can. Oh my god, Oh my god. He's got 0:18:47.280 --> 0:18:49.159 a picture with the ashtray. Look at him. I cannot 0:18:50.280 --> 0:18:57.800 just look at him. Okay, but he's fine, he's quite, 0:18:57.960 --> 0:19:00.480 so I don't know. Look at him with a hole. 0:19:02.600 --> 0:19:06.680 It's giving Maybe. No, I am't gonna lie. You know. 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:09.520 I would watch, Oh, look at him with his dog. 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:12.399 You wouldn't watch Luna. I would watch Oh wait, I 0:19:12.480 --> 0:19:16.760 thought it was Margo. He'd be cheating niggas, even cheating 0:19:16.760 --> 0:19:21.760 on object bro niggas ate ship. You can not only 0:19:21.840 --> 0:19:25.200 do y'all cheat on people. You stitt here, cheating object. 0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:28.760 You got Luna Margo in the ash tray, Like what 0:19:29.000 --> 0:19:30.960 the fun? And then he can't keep his digging his 0:19:31.040 --> 0:19:35.240 pants to save his motherfucker's Instagram look for science for 0:19:35.359 --> 0:19:40.560 research research purposes only. Um, that is ridiculous. Oh my god, 0:19:40.960 --> 0:19:49.680 let me see. He's so anyway onto the horder of 0:19:49.760 --> 0:19:51.720 which you are not gonna be happy about. But let's 0:19:51.800 --> 0:19:54.960 just dig into it a little bit. What do you 0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:58.760 tell me a day or two ago? Oh you're fucking 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:06.720 trash wid okay at my phone down? Yeah? So god, 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:11.880 we do you have to it's not the big um 0:20:13.640 --> 0:20:17.119 so the other yeah, so you know how I told you, Like, 0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:20.960 I've been into this verse light situation. So the other 0:20:21.119 --> 0:20:25.240 day I've been taking my like metamso my fiber and 0:20:25.320 --> 0:20:27.000 I've been you know, changing up the way I eat 0:20:28.000 --> 0:20:31.600 and so it's leading to like really healthy ship movements. 0:20:33.280 --> 0:20:36.760 The other day, I was just like pre coming the 0:20:37.000 --> 0:20:39.800 whole time. You were pre coming while you were shooting 0:20:39.840 --> 0:20:44.920 the whole time, like the entire time. So you were 0:20:45.000 --> 0:20:48.359 aroused while you were taking a ship or were you 0:20:48.440 --> 0:20:51.240 squeezing so hard. I think it's because it was hitting 0:20:51.280 --> 0:20:55.800 my prostate on the way out that I was getting aroused, 0:20:55.800 --> 0:20:57.440 because literally it was just like pre coming, just like 0:20:57.680 --> 0:21:00.800 so I found an article. I don't know if you're 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:06.640 actually aroused by it or not. I don't come. It's 0:21:06.720 --> 0:21:10.600 actually like a thing. It's called a eure thrill discharge. 0:21:11.119 --> 0:21:13.000 So I googled it while you were watching drag Race 0:21:13.080 --> 0:21:15.880 this morning. The thing is I was trying to mind 0:21:15.920 --> 0:21:19.800 my business. I should have been a well. Medically speaking, 0:21:19.920 --> 0:21:23.320 it's called a urethrial discharge and it's um. A director 0:21:23.359 --> 0:21:27.080 at a urology um division at n y U said 0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:32.080 it's because directum sits adjacent to the prostate and constipation. 0:21:32.200 --> 0:21:35.080 It induced pressure in the rectum can cause pressure on 0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:38.560 the prostate and give you the fluid which isn't semen, 0:21:38.920 --> 0:21:43.600 also known as pre come so men. There's a guy 0:21:43.680 --> 0:21:46.120 they spoke to who said it really freaked me out. 0:21:46.359 --> 0:21:48.000 I didn't say anything to anyone about it. I did 0:21:48.040 --> 0:21:50.040 look it up online. It's did it happened to some people? 0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:51.600 But I was like, oh my god, this is like 0:21:51.680 --> 0:21:54.880 not a full bone, but bust. But it feels good. 0:21:55.000 --> 0:21:58.920 Definitely my best it's gonna be if coming is like 0:21:59.000 --> 0:22:02.720 a really good neckpop after a long day, just to relaxing, 0:22:02.800 --> 0:22:07.720 feeling a flaccid poop jizing this is this is gonna 0:22:07.760 --> 0:22:09.439 send a lot of just let me tell you all, 0:22:09.440 --> 0:22:11.640 I was just taking a dump and I just looked 0:22:11.680 --> 0:22:15.560 down and my ship was pretty coming. Okay. I didn't 0:22:15.600 --> 0:22:17.600 delve into the feelings. I didn't try to figure out 0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:19.200 what was going on. I was just like, oh, this 0:22:19.320 --> 0:22:21.640 is different, and this is so this is the first 0:22:21.680 --> 0:22:24.800 time you felt it like that, what happens here and there? 0:22:24.880 --> 0:22:29.000 Know it happens here and there. It happens here, and 0:22:29.040 --> 0:22:33.800 now I should come on shitty orgasm. Come, oh, this 0:22:34.000 --> 0:22:39.440 is very messy. It's not that bad. It's for everyone 0:22:39.600 --> 0:22:42.040 that poop play, y'all. I swear I was just taking it, don't. 0:22:42.680 --> 0:22:46.480 I mean, this is where it starts. So anyway, absolutely, 0:22:46.920 --> 0:22:50.240 look Mandy pistol on a nigger first, and now I'm 0:22:50.280 --> 0:22:53.680 never gonna shoot on nobody. I don't know what we 0:22:53.720 --> 0:23:02.080 were talking about, but I I mean, peeing is different, like, yeah, 0:23:02.080 --> 0:23:03.960 I didn't, I don't told you. You've been there, done that. 0:23:04.000 --> 0:23:05.639 Now I don't piss on somebody. And I got pete 0:23:05.640 --> 0:23:07.879 and I actually asked for it. I was drunk, goes, 0:23:07.880 --> 0:23:10.640 I'm gonna blame that too. Bit yeah it was my man. 0:23:10.840 --> 0:23:12.800 Like I was like sitting on the toilet piss and 0:23:12.840 --> 0:23:15.240 and I was like, I said, just just on the 0:23:16.400 --> 0:23:21.080 mighty day. I was like this, but it don't want 0:23:22.600 --> 0:23:27.760 be I d p O. But yeah, now I'm cool 0:23:27.760 --> 0:23:30.600 with a little piss. Now there are people that are 0:23:30.680 --> 0:23:35.399 having peagasms. Okay, that happened to me. So here's what 0:23:35.720 --> 0:23:40.400 the T is. This woman says she's never purposely held 0:23:40.440 --> 0:23:43.160 her p for the sake of pleasure, but she's had 0:23:43.760 --> 0:23:46.359 held her yarine because you know, she was about to 0:23:46.840 --> 0:23:49.639 pee somewhere in the car or whatever, and literally when 0:23:49.680 --> 0:23:52.159 it escaped, she had a pea gasm. It felt so 0:23:52.320 --> 0:23:54.720 good to pee. It wasn't an orgasm, but it was 0:23:54.800 --> 0:23:58.760 a sensation like a full body orgasm, and she experienced 0:23:58.880 --> 0:24:04.240 piste shivers, pistol shivers. I felt really good after what 0:24:04.320 --> 0:24:06.440 I held me because I was like, oh, I'm not 0:24:06.480 --> 0:24:08.960 gonna get a u T. I thank God, Like I 0:24:09.080 --> 0:24:12.399