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Speaker 1: actually you know, Welcome to another episode. You know, Uh,

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Speaker 1: what's up y'all to see Graham Mandy b a k

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Speaker 1: A full court cap ok, because I was on Live

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Speaker 1: in love. And that's also just no full court cap

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Speaker 1: back at it again, I mean, because you know, I

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Speaker 1: thought it was more entertaining to come in with story.

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Speaker 1: We are interstaining and there you have it. We have

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Speaker 1: to press still. Um, that's why biennis here. I didn't

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Speaker 1: reply back for twenty four hours, and I think, did

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Speaker 1: you Oh no, this asshole texting me at five am

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Speaker 1: one day and said, well, hopefully you're not dead well

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Speaker 1: down because she hadn't texted me for a full twenty

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Speaker 1: where her location when she was at home, so I said,

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Speaker 1: hopefully you're not dead. And then the next day, when

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Speaker 1: I didn't hear anything, I was like, I'm coming tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: That's what's up. Yeah, hi, yo, it's me Benny. Not

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Speaker 1: really depressed. But are wait are you single? Now? I'm

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Speaker 1: single and very horny. Damn uh So I saw your

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Speaker 1: little Field whatever whatever the other day and then I

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Speaker 1: hopped on that the hetero flexible men are Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: got tired of Grinder girl. Wait wait wait wait, so

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Speaker 1: what's the difference in the men from Grinder because because

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Speaker 1: Field has everyone but waits everyone right? Oh no, you

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Speaker 1: ain't on there. Up. We're trying to get I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to know. I had a three with Jeeves. Wait what

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to do some new things.

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Speaker 1: I am mad at it. I am not mad at

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Speaker 1: it three And just have you ever had an MMF

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Speaker 1: three song? No? I wanted to, Yes, I wanted um

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Speaker 1: because you know, people think I've never said with wine before,

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Speaker 1: and I have. So I don't know. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if there's a lot of new things happening inside this

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Speaker 1: body that I'm not really like what baby, I'm craving

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Speaker 1: for pus. There's a little happening. Are you. Are you

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Speaker 1: swiping in Boston? Are you swiping here? I'm swiping here too,

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Speaker 1: I'm are you swiping every swiping in my current location?

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Speaker 1: I don't hey, is anyone in here swiped? No? We

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Speaker 1: had Who was it the dude that dropped off the peloton? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Then he said, let me jump on grinder and see.

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Speaker 1: No you didn't girl. First of all, he walked with

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Speaker 1: grace help pants. So where are my eyes going? I

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you. So y'all don't know it yet.

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Speaker 1: Y'all are here the announcement We're about to do live shows,

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Speaker 1: and I was thinking, if how are we're going to

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Speaker 1: have some sort of interaction because normally we do lack dances,

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Speaker 1: we do things where they interact with us. But I

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Speaker 1: was thinking, maybe we buy three pairs of great sweatpants

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Speaker 1: them and dangle the Dana lings on stage. I am here,

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Speaker 1: and whoever wins the Great Sweatpants competition, it gets like

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Speaker 1: a free shirt or something. But I bet you they

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Speaker 1: get laid at the end of the show too. They

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Speaker 1: get somebody, but you don't think would do They'll hit

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Speaker 1: three guys to do it. You don't. Yes, do you

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Speaker 1: think on the East Coast them Nigga's gonna be in

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Speaker 1: they sweatpants and we're gonna do it in November. They're

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Speaker 1: gonna be chili. They're gonna take free bear sweat. You

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Speaker 1: know what they mean? The blue horrible decisions that or no,

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Speaker 1: we we could just get Alix to make some gray

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Speaker 1: please right thinking? You know what. I need some enjoyment.

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Speaker 1: I need a little I missed doing. Uh. I will

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Speaker 1: tell you this. I've had this idea and I think

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Speaker 1: I texted it to Mandy and it must have been

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Speaker 1: to come out to Welcome to Jocelyn Y. Everything will

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Speaker 1: be for a field, not for film. It's film. It's

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Speaker 1: we would hit who win. Yeah, maybe Joscelyn will come

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Speaker 1: to one of the and she's gonna call you stupid bitches,

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Speaker 1: stupid bitch. I've been doing this ship for tay motherfucking decades.

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Speaker 1: That produces that. Listen that second part of the reunion,

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Speaker 1: that was some help. I'm not gonna lie the reunion

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Speaker 1: with somebody. They was falling asleep. You didn't want the count.

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Speaker 1: I watched the first part, but then the second part

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Speaker 1: Let me stop. Let me tell you how to know

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Speaker 1: the reunion is bad. Nina was sleep and Johnson of

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Speaker 1: Streaming and dogs Bro, they was sleep. Anyway, let's do

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Speaker 1: some ice creapers, even though many of you know Vinny, Um,

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Speaker 1: he is my best friend. He's been doing our tours

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Speaker 1: for the last two years. I don't know, maybe three.

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Speaker 1: You probably met him stopped. Last year has been three.

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Speaker 1: It's been like three years, um, And he works on

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Speaker 1: our patreons. You guys shot with him there and yeah,

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Speaker 1: so if y'all got your Patreon merch, is this nigga right,

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Speaker 1: they'd be getting it. Y'all be getting it. You know what,

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Speaker 1: y'all don't do check your fucking inboxes because I'll be

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Speaker 1: right in y'all. And I get responses three months later

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Speaker 1: like where the where's my ship? Where's your addressed bitch?

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Speaker 1: Where's your size hole? Don't be mad at me when

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Speaker 1: you haven't fulfilled the requirements? Okay, really quick celebrity crush.

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Speaker 1: But a male all, Um, I said, what have been?

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Speaker 1: I've been watching all criminal I was. Really, he's not

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Speaker 1: even a good actor. Girl, who's watching it? For that?

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Speaker 1: You watched for criminals? Go to sleep? Yeah, well, my

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Speaker 1: and I was like, now you know that's not his

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Speaker 1: goddamn man. Did y'all see that video man with him?

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Speaker 1: And let me say, they looked so well. Now that

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Speaker 1: and just let it play. That's it for y'all, y'all

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Speaker 1: It's all heavy. Loan came out and watch man, was

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Speaker 1: that a real penis? Well, I can't say that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yas came out and he's, oh, for real, it's like

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Speaker 1: so I know who he was. I just watched the clip. Alright,

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Speaker 1: Angela Bassett loky. Okay, you people you like Social Security, y'all, y'all,

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Speaker 1: listen to an episode in January. I forgot you like

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Speaker 1: niggas Like, but I'm still on. I'm will you do, like,

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Speaker 1: we all have. Yeah, I haven't because you only let

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Speaker 1: the head get in your bad Ambijing. I haven't. What's

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Speaker 1: the whole cheft getting it might come out? I know,

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Speaker 1: well lately I've been jumping into my little version. I

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Speaker 1: know we'll talk about it. Have you had on your

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Speaker 1: I said you before I knew how to you know?

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Speaker 1: Now since we last saw you, what's been new with

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Speaker 1: y'all really are friends game banging the fans? Wow? Wow,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk about it. Yeah, they're listening though right now? Right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it through the through the turning out, but we need

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Speaker 1: definitely listen. I'm a platinum Scott Miles as bitch, but

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Speaker 1: was about to say I'm two hundred three thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: And I've been um uh, I've been getting uh fuck

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Speaker 1: and I said, he called your ass at home. He

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Speaker 1: really enjoying that. I really Uh, I've heard like there's

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Speaker 1: research research purposes only. Um, that is ridiculous. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you it's freakome or it's p. It's technically p, but

420
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Speaker 1: it feels like you're coming. It's male squirt, but male

421
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Speaker 1: squirtection male squirt. We ain't gonna call it squirt. And

422
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: it's alright. You put your put your dick in your

423
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 1: hand and then you rub, you rub your palm open

424
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 1: on your head in a circular motion and you just

425
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 1: keep going, keep going, keep going, and that will produce

426
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 1: male squirt. Did he warn you first? Was this something

427
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: that was discussed prior? It wasn't something that was discussed.

428
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: So were you upset? That was a big man. You

429
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 1: were upset? But you know why I wasn't. I was

430
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: only upset because I had just like washed all my sheets.

431
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 1: I had just washed like the mattress pad, like I

432
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Speaker 1: had just washed everything and I had to do it

433
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Speaker 1: all again. That was the only reason why I was

434
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Speaker 1: like a little upset. But other than that, I was like, actually,

435
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Speaker 1: that was a really good hord dirt that we didn't

436
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Speaker 1: know about. Yeah, I ain't, so maybe we just do

437
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Speaker 1: like the you just do like this. Yeah, but that

438
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: is something I want. So I go to YouTube, go

439
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Speaker 1: to you with two what's the time? Sam tells the times,

440
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Speaker 1: samp what to YouTube, and it just these things is

441
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Speaker 1: about to click what's the time? Stamp minutes you gonna

442
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Speaker 1: see the most and it's like it shoots across the

443
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Speaker 1: room like it's a lot. Now I do want to

444
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: make mention to one thing before we get into the

445
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 1: harbor decision with when it comes to like when you

446
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 1: were saying how you thought you were getting turned on

447
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,160
Speaker 1: from shooting even though you did pre come you can

448
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 1: get turned on. It says that the vegas nerves badges.

449
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Speaker 1: Excuse me, I said vegas. I looked at v A

450
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Speaker 1: G and I was like, oh, like vague, never mind.

451
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,200
Speaker 1: The Vadges nerve is one of the longest and most

452
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Speaker 1: complex cranial nerves that transmits information from the brain to

453
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 1: the tissues and organs throughout the body. And when the

454
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Speaker 1: nerve is hit by a big, large herd, it causes

455
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: a drop in blood flow, which leads to a lowered

456
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 1: heart rate, blood pressure, blood flow to the brain, and

457
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:05,479
Speaker 1: it will cause a high slash sense of euphoria while peeping.

458
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Speaker 1: If you think of the number of people who enjoy

459
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Speaker 1: anal sex, it makes sense that if there is enjoyment

460
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,400
Speaker 1: with an object going into the anus, there's a chance

461
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 1: for pleasure when it is escaping. Yeah, boom shaka, everything

462
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Speaker 1: in Flacca. You didn't know, but I'm sorry, I'm the

463
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 1: only blue. I have you staying here? Oh? Have you

464
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Speaker 1: read day Beyonce? Today? Um? All right, accidental orgasms. Have

465
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 1: you ever accidentally come? We have? I have a wet

466
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: dream every once in a while. I don't think I've

467
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: accidentally come. I've accidentally come kissing a lot of always

468
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: women come to fast because I'm just so like the

469
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: senses are like a lot. I've never had premature ejaculation either,

470
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 1: So you never had free come, no premature ejaculation, were

471
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: like and then you were done. That's not that makes sense.

472
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: That's not my ministry. I don't think it is friends

473
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 1: because you're really good at like your sex game. In

474
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Speaker 1: your bag. Oh no, I'm in my mother bad. You

475
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: watched a video of me yesterday and I felt really proud.

476
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 1: Who you have to be impressed? I was, and I

477
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,719
Speaker 1: knew I was going in and I said, Oh, it's

478
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: funny because when the video starts, you see me going

479
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: like I said, I have to get this one more.

480
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Speaker 1: Did it like it's his day? Okay. Here's the ways

481
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 1: that women have had accidental orgasms. So there are many

482
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: articles online devoted how hard it is for women to

483
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: reach orgasms. But the funny thing is ad workouts are

484
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: a way that women have been having accidents of orgasms

485
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 1: called co orgasm basically when nuts that hurts and not

486
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: the good pain of women experience orgasms from physical activity,

487
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: which almost makes you want to work out. The top

488
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: pleasure generator in this category called the captain's chair, which

489
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: you may know if you hit up the gym, and basically,

490
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: isn't that when you do this and you're like that

491
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 1: ship doesn't feel good? But I'm trying to see if

492
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Speaker 1: I can come. But I think it's because you're squeezing

493
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Speaker 1: your pigs would make that won't make sense. Honestly, that's

494
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: the only workout that I do or I feel really hard.

495
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: But even when I do keegles, I need to do

496
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Speaker 1: kiggles with a dickensigned me to feel something good. Like

497
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: I love doing keeggles with a dick inside me. I

498
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: mean that's it feels so good. I'll be like squeezing

499
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Speaker 1: it with my squeeze. I'd be like squeezing. Come, ladies,

500
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: if you have it yet when it did go inside you,

501
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: just squeezing. If you don't know how to squeeze, clinch

502
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: your ass, that's like the cheek coldes to doing your

503
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: little keegles and bitch when a man can feel you

504
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: squeezing his dick from the inside. Oh well, got them speaks.

505
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: Most women that do keegles are trying to strengthen the

506
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: pelvic floor, but they actually end up having orgasms while

507
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: doing keegels because it's heightening everything around their vagina um.

508
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: And by the way, men you can do with keegel

509
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: um flex to. That's when you make your jick jump.

510
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: That's also the keegeles. Horse back writing, it sounds like

511
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: it's out of a Roman's novel, but apparently it's true.

512
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: Women are reporting having orgasms they bounced around on a big,

513
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: hulking animal and see what I mean, saking, I've almost

514
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: felt it. First of I don't even biking biking, No,

515
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Speaker 1: my ass hurts, like even when we used to do

516
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Speaker 1: spin it makes my ass hurt. And then if I'm

517
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Speaker 1: sitting riding a horse, I don't even like writing dick.

518
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: So I'm definitely not gonna be turned off. No, not

519
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: not doing that for me. Sorry, it's it's not doing

520
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: anything committed relationships. This one is fucking hilarious. So there

521
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: are a number of studies out there to back this up.

522
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: Twenty four thou college students about women had an orgasm

523
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: during their casual encounters seventy nine percent of women had

524
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: an orgasm in committed relationships, and their last time they

525
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: had an orgasm was in a committed relationship. So women

526
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: are literally having orgasms because we're so emotional. That's exactly

527
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: what I was about to say. Like a lot of

528
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: a lot of women don't come as much with casual

529
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: sex unless you just sucking a nigga because his dick

530
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: is really good. Yea, Like when I was working seven,

531
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: Like clearly the dick was just a fucking one. But

532
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: now now if I look back at all that time

533
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: sucking him and with the dick, I'm getting now leaps

534
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: and bounds ahead of what that casual condom dick was

535
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: because like you know your your your guard is down

536
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: because you're trusting. Which is funny because some people have

537
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: their guard down when they don't know someone because they're like,

538
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: oh they won't judge me, or people don't want to

539
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: know that part. Now that part biking is one. Um.

540
00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: There's actually several different activities that associated with exercise induced

541
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 1: orgasms called e i O. Not just ad work bicycling,

542
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: bicycling clocks and at effective if you hop on and

543
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: ride motorcycles and other vibrating things, um, amusement park ride, speedboats,

544
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: anything else that's bumpy. Um. That's why do says second

545
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Speaker 1: naked dickassay e A, Oh you don't remember that in

546
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Speaker 1: move bit. I don't think that was first. I don't

547
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: think it was for that. I think it was for

548
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Speaker 1: the e I oh like a farm. But that was fun. Yeah,

549
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: I mean you tried. No, we had fun with that. Yeah,

550
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: yeah you did. You did. So you trysages back to

551
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: your friend literally just massage, that's it. Oh hell yeah.

552
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: When I wasn't the massage you just got when I

553
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,239
Speaker 1: was in talent all I would suck any of them

554
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: and they wasn't even my type. My massages are great,

555
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: like therapetic massages. Um, but tell us about the guy

556
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: that you pay and what he does when he does

557
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: your chakras and you come um. So basically he um,

558
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,479
Speaker 1: he does like I call like trigger point, and well

559
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: he does this thing where like he pretends like not pretends,

560
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: but he touches you in places, so you feel like

561
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: he's touching you in three different places at the same time.

562
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: So what happens is it forces you to relax because

563
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 1: you're because it's like in three different places. Your mind

564
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: can't like focus, so it forces you to kind of

565
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: just like sit there and just kind of relax. Um,

566
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: and you know he kind of like bitch, She'll be

567
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: like massage of my neck back and then like what's

568
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 1: going for a little suck and then like keeps going

569
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: masside goes in for a little suck, goes in for

570
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: a little prostate simulation massage massage and like the massage

571
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: is a real massage, like I'm actually getting fucking worked on,

572
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: But every once in a while there's like a cential

573
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 1: aspect that comes into it. Um And then is he

574
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: trying to make you come? Not that not? Then in

575
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: there it's literally throughout the whole thing, throughout the whole thing.

576
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: So it's like an hour and a half and throughout

577
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Can you even concentrate? That's the point

578
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to do. He does it in a

579
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: way that like you have to relax because your body can't.

580
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: You almost get overwhelmed and so instead of like thinking

581
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: about everything, you just kind of let go and like

582
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: did you come, Like did it distract you in your

583
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: massage or not? No? My my, my man actually does

584
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 1: this and he does it so much to where one

585
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: time he was massaging me and sucking me at the

586
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: same time, but also like had a finger mask and

587
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: out of nowhere, I felt like I had three holes

588
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 1: down there. Like I literally was like, where is this

589
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 1: other sensation? Like I felt like he wasn't. He wasn't

590
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: like I know what you're feeling feeling, because like it was,

591
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 1: it was crazy. I was so aroused, but I was

592
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: so relaxed at the same time that at one point

593
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: I was like, I know this man doesn't I know

594
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 1: this man doesn't have like octopus tentacles, but I know

595
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 1: that's what I was wild um. And then at the

596
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: very end, like mind you, he's massaging me the whole time,

597
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: is like start start start, start, like it's a machine

598
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: that's happening. And I kind of literally like I passed

599
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,879
Speaker 1: of a good ten minutes after I just yeah, he yeah.

600
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: He just walks in the room. He's like, I know

601
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 1: you need like ten or fifteen because I arged I'll

602
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: see no, I'll go from that to fucking to then that,

603
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: and then there's like, oh my, literally when when when

604
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: we get into that type of sex flight, especially in

605
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: the morning, I'm dead for the whole day it because

606
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: it drains. It does. It drains me because I'm getting

607
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 1: that plus thick. It's draining, but it feels, oh my God,

608
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: like best a life. So a sneezing fit, This one

609
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:44,439
Speaker 1: is nuts. This one I love. The very idea makes

610
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: you excited for allergy season. But there is a link

611
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: between orgasm and sneezing like a medical condition, likely due

612
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: to a faulty connection in the automic nervous system. So

613
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: basically heart rate digestion. People die lation. Be careful what

614
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: you wish for, because you could go into a sneezing fit.

615
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: Income I don't sneeze and farted, but I sneezed and came.

616
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: I mean I will gladly experience that. Imagine that. Imagine

617
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 1: people who like sneeze like four or five times in

618
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: a row, every single time they sneeze. I don't like that.

619
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 1: But what's crazy? Every time you sneeze, your heart stops,

620
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: so you could die. My dad used to say bless

621
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: you when you because he said the same thing happens.

622
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 1: So now active imagination a k just thinking off. Some

623
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: women can have intensely imagined sexual fantasies that they orgas

624
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: them through for just thinking about sex. It's kind of

625
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: like a wet dream, but you're wide awake and it

626
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: can be learned in a guide for hand free orgasm.

627
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: So yoga, fucking, sneezing, all kinds of ship now, I

628
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: honest to god, I thing biking would be it for

629
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: me out of these what do you think you guys

630
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Speaker 1: could come to the massage? Probably for y'all. It ain't No,

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Speaker 1: it's not. It's definitely not. I heard you make them

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Speaker 1: bitches in the kitchen. Anyway, I ain't doing them. I

633
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Speaker 1: ain't doing worked out bit I heard to ask them

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Speaker 1: from the kitchen, So I don't know what y'all are

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Speaker 1: doing patches, just like I'm gonna have. I'm gonna put

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Speaker 1: i'na put on a nice little audible book when I

637
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: get it. Like, all right, let's get to the who mail. Hey,

638
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: Mandy and Wheezy. Huge fan of the show. It's one

639
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: of the few things that kept me going in the pandemic. Oh,

640
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 1: I need a Mandy and Wheezy. I have a dilemma

641
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: and I could use your advice. I met a guy

642
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: on him. She's super sweet, but after taking talking for

643
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,439
Speaker 1: some weeks and meeting up, it was clear we wanted

644
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: different things. I've not long come out of a toxic

645
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: relationship and I wanted to be single, so did he.

646
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 1: For that very reason, I didn't want to sleep with

647
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 1: him on the first date because I was not trying to. Sorry,

648
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: she there's a type of because I'm not trying to

649
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: get into a friends of benefit situation. While that's what

650
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 1: he wanted. I wanted to see if it would progress

651
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: into relationships. She's lying. She liked playing. I gave him

652
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Speaker 1: an ultimate him and said it's either a one night

653
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: stand or dating with a three month ruble. He said,

654
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: oh god, I'm already annoyed. Like ladies by Danny was

655
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Speaker 1: a three month rule or or one night staying girl,

656
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 1: if you want to get the dick. I've slept with

657
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Speaker 1: somebody on the one night and been with them for

658
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 1: two years. That's where I'm at right now. First date

659
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 1: it's always like that because because of the chemistry, right

660
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: and you just go with it anyway. He said that

661
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Speaker 1: because his last relationship just ended before the pandemic and

662
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Speaker 1: he hasn't had sex an eighteen month and would rather

663
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Speaker 1: go in a one night's stand option. We had sex

664
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Speaker 1: and it wasn't that great. We did two rounds, each

665
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: being a max of five minutes, and Dick was kind

666
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: of small, so I sometimes can hardly feel it. Anyways,

667
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: we decided to just be friends. Now. Fast forward to

668
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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. We got into a discussion about

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Speaker 1: only fans and paying for sex, and he said that

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Speaker 1: he enjoyed the sex we had so much that he

671
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Speaker 1: would pay for it. And actually I thought he was joking,

672
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,800
Speaker 1: but as the conversation went on, I realized he was serious.

673
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Speaker 1: And I forgot to mention that he's autistic. So because

674
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Speaker 1: of his lack of social skills, he lacks experience, not

675
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Speaker 1: just with dating, with sex altogether, and it's one of

676
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: the reasons he wants to be single is to build

677
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: up his body count and take things off his sex

678
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: list before settling down. Do I take this and be

679
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,959
Speaker 1: a sex worker or by using this man for money?

680
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: What should I do? I say, do it? Listen, I

681
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: don't care if you're in a wheelchair autistic. If I

682
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: ain't going to discriminate on somebody who's not on the spectrum,

683
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take all your money. And that's not me.

684
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: You're trying to be shady. It's not like you're getting

685
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: over on him. You're sucking him for money because he

686
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: wants you to. It's not like you're stealing for him.

687
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: She sucked him, went out getting paid. Oh, she just

688
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 1: said you better funk that man. Girl, do it this

689
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: whole email, mind you, even just from the start with

690
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: the well he said he just wanted the one night

691
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Speaker 1: stand for me since he hadn't had sex in eighteen months.

692
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Speaker 1: Girl in, and he'll spending his cash. Girl, be an expert,

693
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Speaker 1: and who knows, maybe you made offer service. Mandy and

694
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: I did a episode years ago and we were talking about, uh,

695
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 1: a service called angel Hands and they would like masturbate

696
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Speaker 1: you for people that are paraplegic, Oh like people that

697
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Speaker 1: have disabilities. And maybe you don't want to go out

698
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Speaker 1: of me people. We almost watched Dating on the Spectrum

699
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 1: or Love on the Spectrum, but you want to watch it?

700
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: Did you ever see that on Netflix? It's people dating

701
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,280
Speaker 1: with autis? Oh? Yeah it was. I couldn't. I'm sorry,

702
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: I just didn't. I just couldn't. I couldn't. Might be

703
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 1: hard for somebody, but I wanted it was hard for me.

704
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: And I was just like, there's also a just like, um,

705
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: this gay autistic eye finding love Like it's a sitcom

706
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 1: on Netflix and I watched it and it's great, but

707
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 1: I think it's called scripted scripted. Script During some portions,

708
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 1: like my whole like my whole body was just I

709
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 1: was just like, oh I can't. It was so sweet

710
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: and honestly it ends amazing. But like I just right

711
00:40:55,920 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: now in this state of my mind, are you charging? Girl?

712
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: I definitely think she can charge him. Yeah, cha chonga

713
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: charge up. That's what I heard. Anyway, Vinnie, where do

714
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: you have the plug? Listen if y'all are the sky

715
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: waitresses and flight of Candies and do stuff where airlines

716
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 1: send Vinnie there for early because I want the compaign

717
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: you guys. Yeah, that's it. You know, I'm out here

718
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,399
Speaker 1: wanting to get a job. You know what I'm saying.

719
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Speaker 1: Do you find it hard right now? I find like

720
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 1: or do you find like a lot of jobs are

721
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: actually highed? No? Girl, what happened is I've been interviewing

722
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: for one company for months. I'm gonna talking about it

723
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 1: right now for a month month, like oh God, like

724
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: creating the program and like even like withheld things that

725
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: I could only be the ones and like literally did

726
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: the final interview, and these people ghost me, not even

727
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 1: like a thank you for blah blah blah. So I'm

728
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: I'm a little I'm a little tight about that right now.

729
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: I'm looking just whatever, it's it's all right. I'm just

730
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:05,879
Speaker 1: a little mad, big man. I'm at too. On this tour,

731
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: someone's like, we need to give video fucking TV show.

732
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: But anyway, let's get inside. Listen. I want to show

733
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: you these dual dolls that we have. For one, it

734
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: can be used as a dog toy. If you hate us,

735
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 1: buy this doll and you can give it to your dog.

736
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: Let me show you. He's getting a wheezy side looking around. Okay,

737
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 1: this is my favorite side. This second favorite. Mandy, you're

738
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 1: definitely cuter girl. Thank you. Leap with the doll at

739
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: night time. Okay. You can give it to your kids.

740
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 1: Is the only chance you will ever have in life

741
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: to sleep with both them. You can put it. You

742
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: can't give it to your to your animal as a

743
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: dog toy. It's really fun. It doesn't squeak, but it

744
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: goes if you listen really hard well. The link to

745
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: purchase these will be in the description of this week's episode.

746
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: Um also make sure that you guys join us over

747
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,839
Speaker 1: there on the pet Ron Over on Patreon, we get

748
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: to see you you know what I mean, and fitting

749
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,919
Speaker 1: right here. If you're watching us on YouTube, is wearing

750
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: one of our Patreon Yeah, I don't do it. I'm

751
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 1: talking about your shitty booty. Oh my god. The shirts

752
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: really cute. I get compliments on it all the time, like,

753
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: oh my god. I'm like, yeah, take a picture. People

754
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: know it. Some people do know it even where I live.

755
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to wear it's like my face on

756
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: my own shirt, but like I do like shirt. I

757
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: wore one of your shirts and the flights and it

758
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 1: was like I'll be right back, and I was like,

759
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: what you're about to give me? It just got me

760
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: free drinks, but it was still cute. So get the

761
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,439
Speaker 1: dog carried around because it'll really get you some free ship.

762
00:43:55,760 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 1: That's right. But yeah. On Patreon, we have four this

763
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,439
Speaker 1: episodes a month, one of which is a town hall, Vinny,

764
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: you are joining us this month on our town hall,

765
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: and the town hall is a live zoom chat where

766
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 1: you get to kind of join us in on the conversation. Um,

767
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: we do have a tour coming up, guys, so we'll

768
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 1: keep you guys updated on those show dates. Also, if

769
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,359
Speaker 1: you haven't yet, we have merch. That's right, you could

770
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,399
Speaker 1: be a real Horhive member. Go to horhive dot com.

771
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 1: We have some things on sale. We have a new

772
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: drop so, we have joggers, we have tied eyed shirts,

773
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: we have sweatshirts, we have enamel pins, we have fucking everything. Um,

774
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: so go on over to hor hive dot com and

775
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: um guys, I guess what we're gonna do is leave

776
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 1: you guys off with a five minute bonus clip from

777
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: one of our Patreon episodes. If you like what you

778
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: hear and you want to hear the whole episode, going

779
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Speaker 1: over again to patreon dot com. Back slash Horrible Decisions.

780
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 1: This has been yet another episode of Horrible Decisions. What

781
00:44:54,360 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 1: other qualities do you think should be deal breakers or

782
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: non negotiables in order for it to make sense to

783
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: move forward outside of the looks? If if, if they're

784
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: in the position where you are, where I really want

785
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 1: a boyfriend, I really want a man, what other qualities

786
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 1: should they have outside of looks? If you have to

787
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: still have looks? Well, I think the first thing, and

788
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 1: I think this is the question I've asked so what's

789
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: what's today Saturday? So it's almost been seven days of

790
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 1: reflection ask starting with asking yourself what is it that

791
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: you want? And being very clue and what it is

792
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: that you want? Right, because I think as women sometimes

793
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: we don't define what it is that we want. And

794
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 1: once I define that, I was able to kind of

795
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 1: I think I'm getting more clarity on what it is

796
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 1: I need out of a man based on what I want, right,

797
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 1: and those those things didn't involve looks, So to achieve

798
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 1: the goal I want to achieve now I'm like, okay,

799
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: so it's like reverse engineering, right, So now I'm starting

800
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: to do that and I am having like even conversations

801
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: with you. Last night it was like, yo, I probably

802
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 1: gotta caught off like altern of these dudes and maybe

803
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: focus on you know, and if none of them were

804
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 1: none of them fit what I've now defined as what

805
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: I want or can get me there, they gotta go.

806
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: Do you listen to Kevin Samuels? So the new one

807
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: has me listening to Kevin Samuels. So I only say

808
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: that because your five and I think it's also clear

809
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:27,280
Speaker 1: that you still don't really know what you want. Mhmm.

810
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: And a lot of the women that call in to

811
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: Kevin Samuel's show, Sorry guys. He asked them so many questions,

812
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: and it feels like it trips them up, and he's

813
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 1: able to completely control the narrative on who they are

814
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: and why they don't have what they want, simply off

815
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: the fact that a lot of them don't know what

816
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: they want. I remember one woman was like, I mean,

817
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: I have kids. Is I guess if my partner wants kids,

818
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: sure I'll have them or and I was engaged, but

819
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: I called it off and I can't really tell you why.

820
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: He just wasn't it. And there's a lot of women

821
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: who date that way. They date knowing that they want

822
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: a partner, but not knowing what they need fully from

823
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: another half. And that's what that's that's what I just said.

824
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: I had to reverse engineer this baby, right, said what

825
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 1: do you want? And I was very clear with you,

826
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,959
Speaker 1: I want to be married, I want to have kids,

827
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: so okay, cool, but what you're doing and how you're

828
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: acting isn't aligning with that, right. So it was more

829
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: of a self check with myself, like you actually got

830
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: align with what you say you want because I'm very

831
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 1: clear that I want that because the relationship I just

832
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: got out of, I was also raising five kids, and

833
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 1: you know I was, I was a step mom and

834
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Speaker 1: I and i'm and I'm very much a maternal human

835
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: of being. So I just have to walk in what

836
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: I say. I want. You know what I'm saying, it's

837
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: and it's I think I get distracted, you know what

838
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: I'm saying, And like like you, I'm also career focused

839
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 1: and I'm busy, So sometimes it's easy to have like

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Speaker 1: whatever basic conversations because I don't have time and the

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Speaker 1: mental capacity to deal with a whole lot more the

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Speaker 1: longest day. You know what I'm saying, And I know

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Speaker 1: you feel that that's what but like I think your

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Speaker 1: person allows you a positive escape from that. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, where is situations that may not be right,

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Speaker 1: don't right. But also the fact, like you said that

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Speaker 1: a as career draw and women, we want an escape

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Speaker 1: from our partner. So that's why what I brought up

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Speaker 1: earlier in the episode about all of the negative connotations

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Speaker 1: of relationships then being hard, them not being easy, them

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Speaker 1: being hard work. We work so hard in our day

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Speaker 1: to day life. I can't I can't have a relationship

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Speaker 1: it that feels like another job period. At this point,

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Speaker 1: I know I can't do it, and I think that

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Speaker 1: that's probably what works against a lot of career driven,

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Speaker 1: very busy women, is that if you go down the

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Speaker 1: gender roles of patriarchy, which a lot of people still

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Speaker 1: want to kind of uphold a little bit, it takes

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Speaker 1: a lot to run a business, to be an employee,

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Speaker 1: to to be an entrepreneur, and then no, fuck, I

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Speaker 1: had to go home and cook and clean, bolt fuck

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Speaker 1: suck and and make sure that I'm everything that a

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Speaker 1: wife because being a wife and being a mother, those

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Speaker 1: are also jobs, and so when those are all the

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Speaker 1: way at the bottom of what we want, it's hard

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Speaker 1: to steal have