1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:17,959 Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of iHeartRadio. 2 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 2: Welcome back to the show, fellow Ridiculous Historians. Thank you, 3 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:33,559 Speaker 2: as always so much for tuning in. That's our super producer, 4 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 2: mister Max Williams. 5 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:39,560 Speaker 3: Max the Chesapeake Boy Williams Chesapeake. 6 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 4: Okay, I do want to drop something in here from 7 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 4: that's reference to our previous episode. Sure, it was brought 8 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,960 Speaker 4: up the absurd name of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, 9 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,640 Speaker 4: which I one time saw and I've never forgotten. This 10 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 4: translates to the the Angels Angels of Anaheim. 11 00:00:56,320 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a real ATM machine. Then number magic there 12 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 2: with the facts. 13 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 5: That seeking in the phone and PA's fallen knowledge. 14 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 3: It's just for you right now. 15 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 2: And that is none other than mister Noel Brown. They 16 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 2: help me, Ben Bulling. In this neck of the Global woods, folks, 17 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:27,520 Speaker 2: we are having what we call a Badass Badass of 18 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:31,400 Speaker 2: the Week week uh with big, big thanks to our 19 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 2: returning guest, none other than the co host of the 20 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 2: Actual Facts Badass of the Week podcast. Please please join 21 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 2: us in welcoming back doctor Pat Larish and Ben Thompson. 22 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you guys so much for having us. We're 23 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 5: going to Yeah, yeah, we're gonna do. That's another is 24 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 5: another one. That's a repetition. I don't know. 25 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 2: A word for tea. Yeah, just. 26 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:10,079 Speaker 6: Have like chai gelato. There you go, you know to chi, 27 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,119 Speaker 6: you know chai chai. 28 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, there we go. 29 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 2: Folks. You could get the sense already that you are 30 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 2: now hanging with five big time nerds. 31 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 3: We were talking about threatening to do a D and 32 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 3: D campaign off Mikes. 33 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 5: I write professional write D D adventures professionally, so. 34 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,679 Speaker 3: I did know that about you. Well, I'm excited to 35 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 3: h to come into your world of D and D 36 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 3: and dungeon mastery. 37 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 2: Folks. Folks, if you have not tuned into our previous 38 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 2: episode about a guy named George that Noel, Max and 39 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 2: I had no idea about, please hie THEE to thy 40 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 2: podcast platform of. 41 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 3: Choice or a Nunnery depending or if you wish right. 42 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 2: I think they have WiFi. So we are Ben and Pat. 43 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 2: We are so excited that you all are returning with us, 44 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 2: despite our cavalcade of three out of five puns. You 45 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 2: know in our previous episode, you are returning to us 46 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 2: with another story of a badass. This is something building 47 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 2: on our previous conversation. So for everybody wondering why we're 48 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 2: calling our super producer Max the Chesapeake Cape. We promised 49 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 2: we were going to pay it off. And so the 50 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 2: Chesapeake Boy also the Chesapeake Boy. He's a chesapeaker. 51 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 5: He's actually a chesapea cheesecake. 52 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 2: That there we go go. So it bid, Pat, what 53 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 2: is going on in York Town in the seventeen. 54 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 5: Hundreds, Yes, so let's talk. We were talking before about 55 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 5: George Rogers Clark and that's an interesting story. And you know, 56 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 5: we are at a time where we're celebrating America to 57 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,760 Speaker 5: fifty right now, and so we've been doing, at least 58 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,279 Speaker 5: on our show, we've been doing a lot of American 59 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 5: history characters, revolutionary war characters, and I think it's worth 60 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 5: mentioning that a lot of America doesn't happen without the 61 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 5: help of the French. As much as we like to 62 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:41,040 Speaker 5: dunk on the French here, Yeah, that is, they played 63 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 5: a very important role in the American Revolution. We talked 64 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,720 Speaker 5: about a slightly more passive role in the last episode. 65 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:49,599 Speaker 5: This one is going to be a little bit more 66 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 5: of an active role with direct direct fire engagement. So 67 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:58,480 Speaker 5: I guess in honor of America two fifty and bestial 68 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 5: Day two thirty seven. We'll talk about the Battle of 69 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 5: Chesapeake games and CHESSA games is a weird thing. 70 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,040 Speaker 3: Can I just say really quickly, I really appreciate you 71 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 3: referring to it as America two fifty and not the 72 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:13,040 Speaker 3: rebranded Freedom two fifty. We are in America to fifty 73 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 3: household here, So I appreciate. 74 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 5: I didn't even I haven't even heard of that. So 75 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,239 Speaker 5: I don't just better that you haven't. 76 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 3: It's better than you haven't. 77 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:20,840 Speaker 2: It's a bag of badgers. 78 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 5: Liberty two thirty five or thirty seven or whatever. 79 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 2: This Okay, what's up with the capes though, you guys? 80 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:33,360 Speaker 5: Okay, yes, let's get into that. So it's an interesting 81 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:37,039 Speaker 5: thing about this is that the most decisive military action 82 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:41,359 Speaker 5: of the Yorktown Campaign did not involve a single American soldier, 83 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 5: sailor or marine. That's the story we're going to tell today. 84 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,359 Speaker 5: So we all kind of know the story of Yorktown 85 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 5: the way that we are taught it in school. We 86 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 5: picture the British, they're pinned down on Peninsula and Virginia, Washington, Rochambeau. 87 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:59,280 Speaker 5: The American and French armies link up, they trap Cornwallis 88 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 5: on this eninsula. They marched down there. Cornwallis is locked 89 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,080 Speaker 5: into He's got this bunker system at this fort in Yorktown. 90 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,360 Speaker 5: He gets surrounded, he gets attacked, he tries to break 91 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:13,039 Speaker 5: out't he's not successful, and then he has to surrender 92 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,440 Speaker 5: his army. That's the tale we've been told right. 93 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:18,920 Speaker 6: Now, here's the thing. Yorktown is a coastal city, right, 94 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 6: so it's a peninsula surrounded by water, and the British, well, 95 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,880 Speaker 6: at this point in history, who has the most powerful 96 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:31,440 Speaker 6: navy on the planet. So the Brits, I mean, they 97 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,560 Speaker 6: were basically ruling the Atlantic. So why were they stuck? 98 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,719 Speaker 6: If the Royal Navy is the undisputed king of the sea, 99 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 6: how in the world did they let Cornwallis get cornered 100 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,720 Speaker 6: on a piece of dirt when he couldn't escape by ship? 101 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,880 Speaker 6: If you have, you know, the ultimate taxi service, why 102 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 6: are you waiting on the curb to get arrested? 103 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 5: Yes, So the reasonly revolution ends at Yorktown isn't because 104 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,720 Speaker 5: we walked up and demanded them to surrender. It's because 105 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,480 Speaker 5: a little bit before the siege there was something that happened. 106 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 5: There was a naval battle that happened off the coast 107 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 5: of Yorktown. That was among the most deadly naval conflicts 108 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 5: of the eighteenth century. It's called the Battle of Chesapeake Capes, 109 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 5: and it's the reason the United States exists. So we're 110 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 5: going to talk about some frenchmen. We're gonna talk about 111 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,200 Speaker 5: some cannons. We're going to talk about British admirals, We're 112 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,960 Speaker 5: going to talk about gunfire fighting, marines, all kinds of 113 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,120 Speaker 5: badass stuff on this episode. 114 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:30,760 Speaker 2: And in interest of full disclosure, folks, we just want 115 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,160 Speaker 2: to get in front of the emails and the scuttle 116 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 2: but we are going to have to acknowledge that not 117 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:43,080 Speaker 2: all bends are great. There is there is one bad 118 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 2: Bed in this story. 119 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 3: Just one bad Ben in the historical bunch and no more. 120 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,960 Speaker 2: Well, there's there's Mussolini. I guess he qualifies, but. 121 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,560 Speaker 3: He's a bit of a bend. I wonder if his 122 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 3: friends called I wonder if he was Ben to his friends. 123 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 3: I've always referred to him exclusively as Benito. 124 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 2: So yes, as Benito has a little ben uh Benedict Arnold, 125 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,160 Speaker 2: we got to just I. 126 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,240 Speaker 3: Think, really we're really expanding our definition of Ben's here. 127 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:16,120 Speaker 5: That's true, that's true, that's true, are you, Benjamin, Is 128 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,240 Speaker 5: this a legal inquiry? 129 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 3: We do have that, but. 130 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,720 Speaker 5: Maybe it's not like if you're shortening for something else, 131 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 5: it's bad. 132 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:28,760 Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Well, I just wanted to get in front 133 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 2: of that for us to make sure that you know, uh, you, 134 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:37,080 Speaker 2: fellow ridiculous historians know as a crew that we do 135 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 2: not I hope we can say this unanimously. We do 136 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,280 Speaker 2: not condone Benedict Arnold. 137 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,319 Speaker 5: Arnold's an interesting character that we can. We can do 138 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,000 Speaker 5: a whole thing on him, because we did a Badass 139 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,959 Speaker 5: the Week on him, actually, because it was so wild, 140 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:52,680 Speaker 5: like he was such a hero, such a brave American hero, 141 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,560 Speaker 5: military commander, like so many amazing actions early on. 142 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:00,480 Speaker 3: The war, but one thing, that one thing, you know. 143 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,559 Speaker 5: Like that decision to find him. But he did a 144 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,760 Speaker 5: lot of heroic stuff, but he won Saratoga. He like that. 145 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 3: I think we might have talked about this in the past. 146 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 3: Ben Yeah, it's not funny, man, how history can remember 147 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:13,080 Speaker 3: you for the one bad thing and then your name 148 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,679 Speaker 3: becomes a stand in for being a bad guy. 149 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:20,760 Speaker 2: Well, ethel read the unready you can hear him debated 150 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:24,760 Speaker 2: about at length in Badass of the Week. In the podcast, 151 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:30,880 Speaker 2: ethel read the unready was actually unready multiple times. 152 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:32,080 Speaker 5: That's true. 153 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,240 Speaker 6: So he. 154 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:39,960 Speaker 2: Okay, he deserved it. But we knows, as you're as 155 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:43,360 Speaker 2: we're saying here, it may be new information to a 156 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:46,440 Speaker 2: lot of us in the audience that when we're saying 157 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:51,480 Speaker 2: Chesapeake capes, we're talking about a specific place, not a 158 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:52,520 Speaker 2: style of cloak. 159 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 5: Yes, this is off the coast of Virginia, in the 160 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:04,160 Speaker 5: Chesapeake Bay. So okay. So Cornwallis is trapped in. He's 161 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,920 Speaker 5: trapped down in. So when the war begins, you have 162 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,560 Speaker 5: or at this point in the war where at seventeen 163 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,640 Speaker 5: eighty one, the British have an army up north and 164 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,720 Speaker 5: they have an army down south. The army down south. 165 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,480 Speaker 5: You guys have covered this before. But the army down 166 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,400 Speaker 5: south is being beaten, right, They've lost the coalpins, they've 167 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 5: lost the Guildford Courthouse, they're retreating. Cornwallis's guys, he's got 168 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:24,560 Speaker 5: half the British forces in North America, but he's lost 169 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:26,960 Speaker 5: a couple battles. He needs to regroup, so he moves 170 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,400 Speaker 5: moves into Yorktown, waiting to get picked up by a 171 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,560 Speaker 5: zuber to bring him back to New York to regroup 172 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:36,000 Speaker 5: and refit. Washington is up north. He's like, well, this 173 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:41,400 Speaker 5: is our chance. So when Cornwallis retreats to Yorktown, Washington diverts, 174 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,360 Speaker 5: like almost the entire American army in North America to 175 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,840 Speaker 5: attack Yorktown, to try to just concentrate on this one thing. 176 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,800 Speaker 5: We've gotten this guy, we've got him here. We need 177 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,760 Speaker 5: to just attack it and try to knock this one 178 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,840 Speaker 5: thing out, divide and conquer. Right, So he marches his 179 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,920 Speaker 5: troops a very long distance in a very short period 180 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,720 Speaker 5: of time to surround Yorktown. But in order for this 181 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,840 Speaker 5: to the British can't, as Pat said, just roll up 182 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:07,120 Speaker 5: with their boats and sail away. Now, this is where 183 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:10,080 Speaker 5: we need to call in the French. And by seventeen 184 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:15,480 Speaker 5: eighty one, the American Revolution is not just the thirteen 185 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,760 Speaker 5: colonies in King George. It is a planet wide world war. 186 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:22,040 Speaker 5: France and Spain have jumped in and there's fighting everywhere. 187 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:25,680 Speaker 6: We've got naval battles in India, skirmishes in Africa, We've 188 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:29,920 Speaker 6: got this huge kerfuffle going on in the Caribbean. 189 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,960 Speaker 5: Yes, yes, so, I mean it's worth mentioning that the 190 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:37,079 Speaker 5: bloodiest battle and longest battle of the War of the 191 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:41,319 Speaker 5: American Revolution was the Siege of Gibraltar. More people died 192 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,360 Speaker 5: there than any battle in the American Revolution, and it 193 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,199 Speaker 5: was part of that war. So when you know, we 194 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,600 Speaker 5: sent Benjamin Franklin, here's a good bend. We sent Benjamin 195 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:52,160 Speaker 5: Franklin over to ed John Adams over to over to 196 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,680 Speaker 5: France to negotiate this. And when France joined, like, the 197 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,600 Speaker 5: deal we made with France was like, Okay, any territory 198 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:01,640 Speaker 5: we take in North America is American, but I don't 199 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,200 Speaker 5: care what you guys do otherwise, and so you just 200 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,880 Speaker 5: fight whatever. And so the French and the Spanish start 201 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,959 Speaker 5: attacking all of these British colonies all over the world, 202 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,400 Speaker 5: like you said, India, Africa, the Caribbean. They try to 203 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,679 Speaker 5: take Gibraltar, which was British, which is still British, but 204 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,160 Speaker 5: they and they lay sieged for like years, right. 205 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:24,200 Speaker 2: And also India is really interesting, Pat, I was not 206 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,720 Speaker 2: aware of that, Noel, did you know about that. 207 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:27,800 Speaker 3: I didn't hope. 208 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,200 Speaker 5: France had colonies in India at the time, and they 209 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,679 Speaker 5: were trying to take it over. It didn't work out 210 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,800 Speaker 5: for them. They lost over there, but they tried. They 211 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,480 Speaker 5: were just attacking everywhere that they could, and that really 212 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,080 Speaker 5: spreads the English out right. It's not that the British 213 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,880 Speaker 5: don't lose because France joins the war, because France sends 214 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:45,160 Speaker 5: us a million soldiers to fight the war. They win 215 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:51,559 Speaker 5: because France attacks places, honestly, places that English cares about more. Gibraltar, India, 216 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,679 Speaker 5: the Caribbean. These are very very lucrative places for the 217 00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 5: British Empire. And they're like, we don't have the forces, 218 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,679 Speaker 5: we don't the resources to garrison all of this, so 219 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,600 Speaker 5: we'll just give up on the North America and we'll 220 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:07,880 Speaker 5: worry about the stuff that actually matters. We win because 221 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,080 Speaker 5: they pressure them across all fronts and we open up 222 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,280 Speaker 5: a you know, not just a second front of the war, 223 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:17,280 Speaker 5: but a whole bunch of them. Now, okay, this is 224 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,480 Speaker 5: what's going on here. And but in order to get 225 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:22,920 Speaker 5: corn Wallace and his guys, we've got them trapped on 226 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:26,280 Speaker 5: the peninsula. The British Navy is coming to pick them up, 227 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:32,240 Speaker 5: and h we have to stop them. So this is 228 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:37,360 Speaker 5: where the French fleet comes into play, and they have 229 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:42,760 Speaker 5: to kind of sail in here and block this fleet 230 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,800 Speaker 5: of British transport ships from picking up this whole army 231 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,679 Speaker 5: and moving up to New York and expanding the extending 232 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:50,600 Speaker 5: the war by probably years. 233 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:51,600 Speaker 3: Yeah. 234 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:55,480 Speaker 6: And this plan it's a gamp like every plan is 235 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:59,640 Speaker 6: a gamble. It has to do with timing. If Washington 236 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:04,400 Speaker 6: and the French General Rochambeau can get there first, we're fine. 237 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:08,720 Speaker 6: But if the British fleet shows up at the same time, 238 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,840 Speaker 6: even earlier, then Cornwall sails north and the whole thing 239 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 6: falls apart. 240 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,080 Speaker 5: Right, this is our chance to catch half their army 241 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,560 Speaker 5: is in one spot. We got to catch them before 242 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:18,200 Speaker 5: they can escape. 243 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,680 Speaker 2: There's a real ticking time bomb scenario. 244 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 5: Yes, yes, this is This is a serious fleet that's coming. 245 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,720 Speaker 5: They are there. These are you know, think about like 246 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:38,720 Speaker 5: Napoleonic era wooden warships, three decks of cannons. Right, The 247 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,760 Speaker 5: American Navy basically does not existent. It's John Paul Jones 248 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 5: and like two guys and like a pirate. And that's it. 249 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:47,160 Speaker 5: There's no fleet. There's no American fleet here. And the 250 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,400 Speaker 5: John Paul Jones ship was built by for the French. 251 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:56,880 Speaker 5: And so the British fleet rolls up and they are 252 00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:01,880 Speaker 5: coming with the armed escort of war ships and the 253 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,960 Speaker 5: Admiral the French admiral is a guy named de Grassi. 254 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:07,840 Speaker 5: He's he gives the order to sail out and meet 255 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,760 Speaker 5: these guys. Now, this is where I want to introduce 256 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,040 Speaker 5: a character who I think is going to be our 257 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:18,320 Speaker 5: badass for this episode. Commanding the lead ship in the 258 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:22,600 Speaker 5: French formation is the ship's called the August, and the 259 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,640 Speaker 5: captain is a guy that you need to know. His 260 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,840 Speaker 5: name is Louis Anton de Bougainville. And I'm sure I'm 261 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:28,800 Speaker 5: mispronouncing that, Pat. 262 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 3: Maybe you want to it works on such authority. 263 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's half of it. It's like karaoke, you just 264 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:40,120 Speaker 5: got to do it. This guy is the captain of 265 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:43,920 Speaker 5: the August, and he has already lived basically like three lifetimes. 266 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,520 Speaker 5: He was born in Paris in seventeen twenty nine. His 267 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,560 Speaker 5: family was minor nobility, but both his parents died when 268 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 5: he was five, and he was raised by his older brother. 269 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,040 Speaker 5: He goes to the University of Paris. He publishes just 270 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:59,360 Speaker 5: for fun, publishes two treatises on integral calculus. He's a 271 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:04,480 Speaker 5: genius just for fun. He's a genius mathematician. He is 272 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,840 Speaker 5: a musketeer. He joins the army in seventeen fifty as 273 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:12,840 Speaker 5: a musketeer like d'Artagnan fights against the British in Canada 274 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,840 Speaker 5: during the Seven Years War, where he takes part in 275 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,200 Speaker 5: the defenses of both Quebec City and Montreal. He's wounded, 276 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,800 Speaker 5: he gets knighted for heroism in battle. He takes part 277 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,080 Speaker 5: of the diplomatic he's part of a diplomatic team sent 278 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,480 Speaker 5: by France to negotiate the Treaty of Paris that ends 279 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:30,160 Speaker 5: the war. And then after that he becomes a famous 280 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:34,520 Speaker 5: explorer and naturalist. So he is the captain of the 281 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:37,000 Speaker 5: expedition that sets up the first European colony on the 282 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:41,880 Speaker 5: Falkland Islands, and then he commands the first French expedition 283 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,000 Speaker 5: to circumnavigate the globe. He departs a Nansen seventeen sixty six. 284 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:49,040 Speaker 5: It takes him three years. He lost seven guys out 285 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,160 Speaker 5: of his three hundred and forty man crew. And that 286 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,960 Speaker 5: was like going the long way around the Straight of Magellan, 287 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,640 Speaker 5: so pretty badass stuff here. And along the way they're 288 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,720 Speaker 5: doing the stuff that you see from like Captain Cook 289 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,320 Speaker 5: and things where they're stopping at uncharted islands and like 290 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,919 Speaker 5: doing you know, surveys of botanical surveys and drug pictures 291 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,080 Speaker 5: of the animals and things that they. 292 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,359 Speaker 2: See, and the bird and candy. 293 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:14,879 Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yeah, and among his crew. This is a 294 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:15,840 Speaker 6: fun little sidebar. 295 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:16,760 Speaker 3: Uh. 296 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:24,040 Speaker 6: There was a naturalist, Philibert Comerson, and his assistant was 297 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:28,239 Speaker 6: a woman named Jean Barrie, and she disguised herself as 298 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,719 Speaker 6: a man. But because she was able to get herself 299 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,440 Speaker 6: on this expedition, she was the first woman to circumnavigate 300 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,000 Speaker 6: the globe. 301 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,080 Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, she discussed herself as a man. She went 302 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 5: by Jean or Jean, and then it was Jean and she's, uh, 303 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,480 Speaker 5: you could do that better than me, Pat, I think 304 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,040 Speaker 5: you're more quick to handle that joke. 305 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:44,359 Speaker 6: Yeah. 306 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,680 Speaker 5: But they found out like halfway through the halfway through 307 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,439 Speaker 5: the journey that she was like so she was like 308 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,960 Speaker 5: a you know, it wasn't like we found out years 309 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,840 Speaker 5: and years later, like they found out on the journey 310 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,919 Speaker 5: and but nobody really nobody cared, right, And it was 311 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,600 Speaker 5: like she becomes the first woman a certain mavate the globe, 312 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,640 Speaker 5: which is super cool. 313 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,640 Speaker 2: They were like, oh, okay, everybody's got a backstory. Our 314 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,320 Speaker 2: main thing is avoiding scurvy. 315 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,120 Speaker 5: Yes, yes, that's. 316 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:11,359 Speaker 6: The correct attitude. Yes, So After this Villa comes back, 317 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,280 Speaker 6: he becomes a superstar. He's got like a million and 318 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,240 Speaker 6: one different skills and experiences. He meets the King and Queen. 319 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,040 Speaker 6: He gets a flower named after him. This is the 320 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,680 Speaker 6: Bougainville the you know those big kind of flowers that 321 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:27,760 Speaker 6: kind of spill over like purply magenta colors, and now. 322 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,800 Speaker 5: I discovered them on its trip. They named him after him. 323 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:35,159 Speaker 5: Super yeah, and well the botan is named it after him. 324 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,320 Speaker 5: He didn't name it after himself. 325 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,680 Speaker 2: Okay, good safe, good safe? 326 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:42,960 Speaker 6: Yeah yeah. So okay, so you know he's not writing 327 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 6: calculus papers and picking the flowers in the South Pacific. 328 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:45,400 Speaker 3: Now. 329 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:49,119 Speaker 6: His main thing is to be lead captain in the 330 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:54,320 Speaker 6: most important naval battle of the American Revolution. So okay, 331 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,880 Speaker 6: who's leading the French charge? A genius, a world famous explorer, 332 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 6: and a combat veteran. This sounds like the right guy 333 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:02,919 Speaker 6: for the job, right. 334 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:06,080 Speaker 5: Yes, Bougetvillas is a I mean, just a wild story. Right. 335 00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:10,359 Speaker 5: This guy's published published books on calculus and is you know, 336 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,960 Speaker 5: is a celebrity, Like he's a national celebrity in France 337 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,760 Speaker 5: for he's being the first Frenchman to circumnavigate the globe. Now, 338 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,640 Speaker 5: he's volunteered to be the tip of the spear here. 339 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:19,920 Speaker 5: This is not the kind of guy you put out 340 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,800 Speaker 5: on the front of the battle lines. But when the 341 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,680 Speaker 5: French fleet is lining up, he gets in the Augustin 342 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,679 Speaker 5: and he's like, I'm in front. He sails right out 343 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,560 Speaker 5: to the front. And this is a big warship seventy 344 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:33,080 Speaker 5: four guns right, three decks, bigger than anything that the 345 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,159 Speaker 5: Continental Navy could could field. 346 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:39,639 Speaker 2: So for like current analogy here Ben would or current comparison, 347 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:45,959 Speaker 2: this is kind of like an astronaut saying, yeah, I 348 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,359 Speaker 2: did a lot of outer space stuff, but also I 349 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,440 Speaker 2: want to lead a. 350 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:55,080 Speaker 5: Battle, right, yeah, exactly. But he's also like a world 351 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:59,520 Speaker 5: renowned like naturalist right and publish books like although I 352 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:03,200 Speaker 5: guess are good at calculus also, So it's something like that, right, 353 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:06,199 Speaker 5: It's like having somebody you've seen on TV decide that 354 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,399 Speaker 5: they're going to like lead the charge and carry the 355 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:13,240 Speaker 5: flag into battle. It's wild, okay. So August is out front. 356 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,200 Speaker 5: He's the first one to spot the British, he's the 357 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,960 Speaker 5: first one to orders men to run the guns out. 358 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,960 Speaker 5: The stage is set for this battle. The British fleet 359 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,200 Speaker 5: is coming in. They've got their transport. The troop transports 360 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,840 Speaker 5: are lightly armed. They're waiting back to see what happens 361 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,520 Speaker 5: in the battle. The British fleet is moving in here. 362 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:32,639 Speaker 5: Nineteen ships, fourteen hundred cannons, and you've got the most 363 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,000 Speaker 5: polished professional sailors on the planet. This is the greatest 364 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:40,640 Speaker 5: navy on Earth and everybody knows it. Nineteen ships, each 365 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,640 Speaker 5: of them three decks, most of them three decks. Man 366 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:46,280 Speaker 5: of wars. The French have twenty four ships, so they've 367 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,440 Speaker 5: got more ships, they've got a little bit more cannon. 368 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,040 Speaker 5: They've got seventeen hundred and set up. They've go three 369 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:53,920 Speaker 5: hundred more cannons and they've got five more ships. On paper, 370 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:58,560 Speaker 5: that's an advantage, but in reality, the French navy has 371 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:02,359 Speaker 5: not performed well against the British navy to this point 372 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:04,119 Speaker 5: in the war, and they're going to continue to not 373 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,720 Speaker 5: perform well against them as it's the years go by. 374 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:12,120 Speaker 5: Uh Bougainville is out there in front and he's sent out. 375 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:16,920 Speaker 5: He's also realizing that he's kind of dangerously overextended. He's 376 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,800 Speaker 5: out there in the front right there, he's facing nineteen 377 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,679 Speaker 5: ships by himself. The other guys are behind him, and 378 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,720 Speaker 5: this is old style war where you've got to get 379 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,280 Speaker 5: the side. You got to get the broadside right, think 380 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,960 Speaker 5: about pirate battles things. You've got to get the side 381 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,480 Speaker 5: of your ship on the side of their ship. And 382 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,320 Speaker 5: if he's sailing out their front, you want to get 383 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,080 Speaker 5: the You want your fleets to be an equal sign 384 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,800 Speaker 5: to shoot in each other. But if you're doing that, 385 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,840 Speaker 5: you're going first, and you're the one that's going to 386 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,040 Speaker 5: get shot by all of those That first ship is 387 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,679 Speaker 5: the one that gets shot by all those other ships 388 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:40,960 Speaker 5: as it goes down that equal sign. 389 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,960 Speaker 6: This is a This is a bold move. Some might 390 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:48,320 Speaker 6: even call it reckless. Yes, so Bogel, he's got the 391 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:52,120 Speaker 6: Auguste and he's daring the British. He's basically saying nin 392 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,639 Speaker 6: or niner, come and get me, Come and get me, 393 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 6: and trying to draw all their fire right while he's 394 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,920 Speaker 6: trying to distract them, while the rest of the French 395 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,840 Speaker 6: fleet is still getting into position. 396 00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:06,320 Speaker 5: Yes, the august breaks formation and charges ahead by itself 397 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,680 Speaker 5: to basically take on the entire British navy alone, which 398 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,560 Speaker 5: forces the British admiral to try to react to this. 399 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,040 Speaker 5: He's got to do something, right, He can have this 400 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,000 Speaker 5: one ship just sailing out there, so he kind of 401 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,919 Speaker 5: he ends up coming in at like a weird angle, 402 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:23,080 Speaker 5: which helps the French in the battle. So the ships 403 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,719 Speaker 5: kind of they come into line with each other and 404 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,879 Speaker 5: the Augusta's out front. It's taking it's you know, they 405 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:33,000 Speaker 5: run out the iron cannons row after a row of muzzles. 406 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,119 Speaker 5: Soldiers are opening fire on each other there. The cannons 407 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,240 Speaker 5: are shooting, but the ships get so close during the 408 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:42,440 Speaker 5: battle that dudes are like climbing up onto the basts 409 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,000 Speaker 5: and like shooting pistols and rifles at each other. Like 410 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,879 Speaker 5: you can see the guys across room you. It's not 411 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,200 Speaker 5: like a like you picture with a modern naval battle 412 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,320 Speaker 5: where you're looking through like a telescope or anything. You 413 00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,800 Speaker 5: can see the dude in the in the sale across 414 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,600 Speaker 5: from you and you're trying to shoot him with your rifle. 415 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,640 Speaker 5: That's how close these guys are getting to each other. 416 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:02,160 Speaker 5: And the ships are just devastating each other. They're blasting, 417 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:06,360 Speaker 5: the masts get knocked off of the Augusts lose its masts. 418 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,960 Speaker 5: We're talking like shrap and all the size of like 419 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,840 Speaker 5: baseball bats like flying flying wildly around the decks here, 420 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:18,480 Speaker 5: old school pirate Napoleonic style naval battle, and it's happening 421 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,359 Speaker 5: in Virginia during the American Revolution. And for some reason 422 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,879 Speaker 5: we've never heard this story before. 423 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,520 Speaker 2: And we have to mention for a quick interjection here 424 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:31,880 Speaker 2: you read my mind bent Napoleonic tactics, that's what we're 425 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:35,400 Speaker 2: talking about, like the Civil War in the United States. Again, 426 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:39,760 Speaker 2: it's a terrible name. That was an exhibition of Napoleonic 427 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,679 Speaker 2: tactics on land where you had a bunch of people 428 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,040 Speaker 2: who were largely going to be poor, if we're going 429 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,440 Speaker 2: to be honest, and he made them stand in line 430 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,240 Speaker 2: and sort of march at each other until they died. 431 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,280 Speaker 3: A little bit of a cannon fought our type situation. 432 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:58,080 Speaker 2: Just so, yes, sir, And so we're saying that at 433 00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:02,720 Speaker 2: this time in this maritime conflict, people were still deployed 434 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,520 Speaker 2: that Napoleonic philosophy, correct. 435 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,800 Speaker 5: Right, right, because this predates Napoleon, so this would be 436 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,400 Speaker 5: twenty years before Napoleon. 437 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:15,560 Speaker 2: So they didn't call it that. Yeah, he named it 438 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,800 Speaker 2: after himself later. 439 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,800 Speaker 5: Right, right guy, our guy who Gunville is going to 440 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,760 Speaker 5: meet Napoleon later on. But yeah, so this is right, 441 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,639 Speaker 5: before that, and that's the time period, right, This is 442 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:30,159 Speaker 5: it's not common for even at this time. It's not 443 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,000 Speaker 5: common for naval battles to take place at this range, 444 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,720 Speaker 5: this close to each other, right, because you have so 445 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,160 Speaker 5: many cannons and they just blast each other and everything's 446 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,760 Speaker 5: on fire, the master getting knockoffs, all these people are 447 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,840 Speaker 5: dying left and right. Usually you shoot from a farther 448 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,680 Speaker 5: distance away and try to hope that your guy's aim 449 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,919 Speaker 5: is better than theirs. Right, these cannons are not super accurate, 450 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,320 Speaker 5: they're not rifled boers or anything, so you just kind 451 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,159 Speaker 5: of hope that your guy's going to reskill is a 452 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,680 Speaker 5: little better than their guys going to reskill, and you 453 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,639 Speaker 5: fight from a long ways away until it's time to 454 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,399 Speaker 5: like maybe board them with your marines or whatever. But 455 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,000 Speaker 5: this doesn't This isn't common, and it is an advantage 456 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,040 Speaker 5: actually for the French, who are not as talented at 457 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,640 Speaker 5: at gunnery as the British are. So you get close 458 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,119 Speaker 5: like that you can't miss, and this just lets them 459 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,480 Speaker 5: use their twenty five ships and their seventeen hunder cannons. 460 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,560 Speaker 5: It might not be great strategy, like you said, just 461 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,400 Speaker 5: kind of march at these dudes, but like, we got 462 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,679 Speaker 5: more than they do. They're better shots than us, so 463 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,960 Speaker 5: let's just get as close as possible. And the August 464 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,040 Speaker 5: and Bougainville, they are able to kind of mess up 465 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,040 Speaker 5: the British formation by charging in a really weird way. 466 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,960 Speaker 5: He kind of lone wolves it a little bit and 467 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,560 Speaker 5: disrupts their formation, which is also an advantage to the 468 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,720 Speaker 5: first I mean, it's he pays for it. Him and 469 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,840 Speaker 5: his crews get blasted pretty heavily for this, but it 470 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:47,800 Speaker 5: is effective now, you know usually, but like you said, 471 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,240 Speaker 5: usually you're looking at somebody through a telescope. You're not 472 00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,399 Speaker 5: looking the guy in the eye trying to shoot at 473 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,560 Speaker 5: him with a handgun in a naval battle in this 474 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,320 Speaker 5: time period. 475 00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:01,480 Speaker 6: And Boville in his note in his log, he says 476 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:06,159 Speaker 6: the vanguard was very hotly engaged. The fire was very brisk, 477 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,320 Speaker 6: which is this is a. 478 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,560 Speaker 3: Very that's understating the case just a little bit. Yes, yeah, 479 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,879 Speaker 3: brisk is something you used to refer to like a 480 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:21,240 Speaker 3: breeze or like, yeah, but I appreciate the word. 481 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:28,359 Speaker 6: But yeah, and speaking of breezes and atmospheric phenomenon, we're 482 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,239 Speaker 6: talking about this and we're picturing this, and we can 483 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,760 Speaker 6: picture the ship in that ship and the guys who 484 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:36,240 Speaker 6: can see each other without telescopes. But sometimes what gets 485 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,840 Speaker 6: lost in uh, the way people tell this is that 486 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:45,320 Speaker 6: this this naval battle, this Titanic history changing struggle, that's 487 00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,520 Speaker 6: deciding the fate of an entire continent. It's happening right 488 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:53,520 Speaker 6: off the coast of Virginia, Okay. And yet if you 489 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,480 Speaker 6: were on the shore, you couldn't see a single thing. 490 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:59,959 Speaker 6: There is so much smoke, and it becomes a literal 491 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,439 Speaker 6: fog of war. The cannon smoke is so thick, so heavy, 492 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,040 Speaker 6: and so pervasive, like think after a fireworks show, except 493 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,640 Speaker 6: like times, I don't know how many orders of magnitude, 494 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:16,840 Speaker 6: there's just this wall of gray. You've got thousands of men, 495 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:20,800 Speaker 6: millions of dollars of pounds or francs or whatever of 496 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,880 Speaker 6: naval hardware, and you've got the future of the American 497 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,760 Speaker 6: Revolution all just clashing together in this. You know, it's 498 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,880 Speaker 6: a hot mess, but it's a hot mess in a 499 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,840 Speaker 6: hidden bubble of violence. And then the people, I mean, 500 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,560 Speaker 6: I don't know if anyone's actually willing to sit on 501 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,960 Speaker 6: the beach in Virginia, but I guess maybe you know, 502 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,960 Speaker 6: what would they know, you know, going down to the 503 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:47,400 Speaker 6: beach and then you maybe hear a faint, distant rumble 504 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,920 Speaker 6: and maybe you guess that maybe there's some naval activity 505 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,680 Speaker 6: going on. I don't know, but you can't see it, 506 00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,720 Speaker 6: you know, even if you're standing on a pier, you 507 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,440 Speaker 6: would not be able to see it. And that's going 508 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,320 Speaker 6: on for two hours, these two fleets locked in this 509 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:13,480 Speaker 6: brutal blind engagement, and finally one side realizes, hmm, maybe 510 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,480 Speaker 6: we're losing the gamble. 511 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,840 Speaker 5: Yes, So there is this fog of warships are getting separated. 512 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,879 Speaker 5: It becomes this like you know, it starts as this 513 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,120 Speaker 5: big line and whenever you look at like military tactic stuff, 514 00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,320 Speaker 5: that's always how they draw it up. But like once 515 00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:32,639 Speaker 5: you kind of get into a frenzy, once they kind 516 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,000 Speaker 5: of get into a brawl like this, it ends up 517 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,520 Speaker 5: like the August is fighting two British ships. They're fighting 518 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,360 Speaker 5: the Ajax and the Terrible. So there's two seventy four 519 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,200 Speaker 5: gun British ships fighting the fighting the seventy four gun 520 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,960 Speaker 5: and August and they're just battling each other and other 521 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,720 Speaker 5: stuff is happening. But like you said, the fog of 522 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,640 Speaker 5: war is so dense. You can't really see outside of it. 523 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,880 Speaker 5: The masts are down on all these ships, so there's 524 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,760 Speaker 5: no sailing anymore. You're barely 're barely rowing. They're shooting 525 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,880 Speaker 5: at whatever they can shoot at. And like you said, 526 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,520 Speaker 5: this is you know, we've got seventeen hundred canons on one side, 527 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,960 Speaker 5: fourteen on the other. We're looking at something like thirty 528 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,240 Speaker 5: three thousand plus cannons firing as fast as they can 529 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,880 Speaker 5: fire multiple like at least I can't remember how far 530 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,800 Speaker 5: off the coast it is, but it's miles off the coast, 531 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,760 Speaker 5: so it's not visible. And you know, maybe that's why 532 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,600 Speaker 5: the story doesn't get talked about as much, because no 533 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,440 Speaker 5: Americans were there and they couldn't No Americans could see it. 534 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,160 Speaker 5: So but this battle is like defining the American Revolution. 535 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:27,080 Speaker 5: And yes, like you said, you know, when when things 536 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,240 Speaker 5: are starting to look kind of bad, after two hours, 537 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,640 Speaker 5: darkness is starting to fall. You can't fight in darkness, 538 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,000 Speaker 5: and you don't want to because you don't want to 539 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,840 Speaker 5: accidentally crash into any of these other ships. So darkness 540 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:40,200 Speaker 5: starts to fall. The British retreat, they've lost almost four 541 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:44,000 Speaker 5: hundred guys. The French have lost two hundred dead and wounded. 542 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,600 Speaker 5: The Terrible is sinking. It's unable to be repaired, it 543 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:50,440 Speaker 5: sinks to the bottom of the harbor. Rescue boats terrible. 544 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,560 Speaker 5: It's terrible. Yeah, it's terrible for that boat you've got. 545 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,520 Speaker 5: You know one thing that we think of, we don't 546 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,160 Speaker 5: think about too much with big colonial naval battles, is 547 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,960 Speaker 5: you have rescue boats. So there's dudes out in rowboats 548 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,280 Speaker 5: rowing around trying to pick up sailors out of the water. 549 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,600 Speaker 5: You've got guys kind of hanging on and some of 550 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,200 Speaker 5: these sailors can't swim because they're drafted into this service. 551 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,640 Speaker 5: They're not These aren't Some of these guys aren't volunteers. 552 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,320 Speaker 5: They're just impressed into service, so they can't swim. They're 553 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,840 Speaker 5: just holding on to like things that are floating and 554 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,280 Speaker 5: holding on, holding on to wreckage. You've got these guys 555 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,680 Speaker 5: rowing around on boats trying to pull them out. The 556 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,200 Speaker 5: British Admiral Sir Thomas Graves, He's like, I think this 557 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,760 Speaker 5: is it. Like, I don't think I can break through 558 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,880 Speaker 5: this wall here. I don't have the I don't have 559 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,000 Speaker 5: the manpower to do it, and I've taken too many 560 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,880 Speaker 5: hits here and his ships are all just smashed. The 561 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,320 Speaker 5: French tactic was to shoot down the masts of the 562 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,920 Speaker 5: British ships, because that's the thing that you can't really 563 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,880 Speaker 5: repair in the field, and it affects your ability to 564 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,280 Speaker 5: do anything else if you can't if you have no engine. Basically, 565 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:55,920 Speaker 5: So the British retreat and dawn breaks at Yorktown. Rochambeau 566 00:30:56,080 --> 00:31:00,200 Speaker 5: is there, Washington's there, you had mentioned Alexander Hamilton, He's there. 567 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,280 Speaker 5: Marquis de Lafayat's there, and you know, they do go 568 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:07,200 Speaker 5: to the beach in Virginia for some reason, and what they. 569 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,640 Speaker 3: See they heard a distant rumbling. 570 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,360 Speaker 5: They heard a distant rumbling in Thunderia. And they come 571 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,800 Speaker 5: back and as they're standing on the pier, they can 572 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:17,800 Speaker 5: see twenty four French warships returning to the harbor and 573 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,840 Speaker 5: they're like, that's it, we did it. We got them. 574 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,280 Speaker 5: Like there's this huge cheer goes up down the line 575 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:26,960 Speaker 5: of the from the soldiers on both sides, and that's it. 576 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,880 Speaker 5: Cornwall's is not going to get out. The French and 577 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,800 Speaker 5: the Americans surround them, they besiege them, they start firing 578 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:41,120 Speaker 5: cannons at them, and October seventeen seventeen eighty one, Cornwall's 579 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:44,600 Speaker 5: requests a ceasefire. Two days later, he unconditionally surrenders all 580 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,520 Speaker 5: British forces under his command, and with that one signature, 581 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,480 Speaker 5: half of the British army in North America becomes prisoners 582 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:51,760 Speaker 5: of war. 583 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:57,400 Speaker 3: Wow wow, yeah boy, right, half half. 584 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,600 Speaker 5: The war goes on for two more years because the 585 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,920 Speaker 5: guys in New York don't surrender as easily, but they 586 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,440 Speaker 5: don't make any real expeditions out of there, and without 587 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,880 Speaker 5: these troops that Cornwallis has had, like, they can't they 588 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,840 Speaker 5: can't do anything, right, So the United States ends up. 589 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,120 Speaker 5: The war ends officially in seventeen eighty three, and all 590 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,280 Speaker 5: of the hard work that was done by the colonials 591 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,560 Speaker 5: over the many many years of this war results in 592 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:28,440 Speaker 5: a free and independent United States. But it is largely 593 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,840 Speaker 5: due to this The Yorktown Campaign, which gets mentioned all 594 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,600 Speaker 5: the time, is the end of the war, and it's 595 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,040 Speaker 5: not really the end of the war goes on for 596 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,160 Speaker 5: two more years, but it's very interesting that like like 597 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,160 Speaker 5: oh yeah, roch Bo showed up to he was also there. 598 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,240 Speaker 5: It's like there was also twenty four French warships with 599 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:47,240 Speaker 5: seventeen hundred cannons, like lasting the British Navy. We should 600 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,760 Speaker 5: probably mention this. I feel like when we talk about. 601 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,880 Speaker 2: Yorktown, that's true. I just I love the way we're 602 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:56,360 Speaker 2: portraying it because for a lot of us it will 603 00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:00,360 Speaker 2: it will call to mind the big question about all 604 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:04,680 Speaker 2: the people who signed the Declaration of Independence. American school 605 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,880 Speaker 2: kids know some of the top names, but I always 606 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,840 Speaker 2: love thinking about the other the person who was in 607 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,080 Speaker 2: the room for you know, maybe there was there was 608 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,880 Speaker 2: a different reason. Maybe they were bringing the snacks in 609 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,880 Speaker 2: and they were like, oh yeah, i'll sign it too, man, 610 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,520 Speaker 2: I want to be part of the thing this. 611 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,720 Speaker 3: Did you say the snacks or the stacks snacks? Snacks? Okay, 612 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,200 Speaker 3: you have stacks of snacks, potentially. 613 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:35,120 Speaker 2: Stacks of snacks. Just so and there there's another thing 614 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:39,760 Speaker 2: we we have to mention here in in you all's research. 615 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000 Speaker 2: I'm not sure for the of the best way to 616 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,400 Speaker 2: uh to set this up. I think you all did 617 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:51,440 Speaker 2: it perfectly with the title. I did not want to 618 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,240 Speaker 2: go to your stupid party anyway. What's that about. 619 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,120 Speaker 5: Have you guys discussed Banisterear Tarleton yet we did a 620 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:03,080 Speaker 5: badass on him. One Bannister Tarleton is the guy who 621 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,240 Speaker 5: the bad guy in The Patriot is based off him. 622 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,280 Speaker 5: Bash Tartan was like this twenty year old, like cavalry officer. 623 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:14,320 Speaker 5: He's just just the perfect, just bad guy, just everything, 624 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,080 Speaker 5: just burning burning stuff. They called him Butcher Tarleton or 625 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,040 Speaker 5: Bloody band for Bloody Banister or Tarlton. He's like a 626 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,040 Speaker 5: he's an episode by himself. He's just like a he's 627 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:27,440 Speaker 5: the ultimate villain of the American Revolution and you know, 628 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,880 Speaker 5: just everything you can think of. His parents were like 629 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,520 Speaker 5: so he showed up and he like he claimed to 630 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,799 Speaker 5: have like killed more men and ravished more women than 631 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,799 Speaker 5: any other British officer in the war. Like he would 632 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,000 Speaker 5: go around bragging about that after and like he you know, 633 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,920 Speaker 5: he's just this monster of a person. He's burning cities, 634 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,400 Speaker 5: he's killing prisoners of war. We can't stop him. And 635 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,400 Speaker 5: he's recruiting loyalists to like fight for him, which everybody 636 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,560 Speaker 5: hates more than having the actual fight actual British anyway, 637 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,400 Speaker 5: we all hate this guy. And when the war ends 638 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,200 Speaker 5: at Yorktown, they have a big this is a very 639 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,120 Speaker 5: this is very a eighteenth century, right, They have this 640 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:06,600 Speaker 5: big party, so Rochambeau and Washington invite Cornwallace to dinner 641 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,560 Speaker 5: and they have this big dinner for all of the 642 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,200 Speaker 5: American and British and French officers. I can think of 643 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:17,080 Speaker 5: nothing more eighteenth century. And I don't know, I just 644 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,040 Speaker 5: picture it being chill. I pictured just being like, oh, 645 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,839 Speaker 5: that's a good war. Good war for you, yeah, good 646 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:21,239 Speaker 5: war for me. 647 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:25,120 Speaker 2: It's like when we were all playing child sports and 648 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,960 Speaker 2: we had to get in a little line and yeah, 649 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,839 Speaker 2: it's like that, yeah, oh wow, good. 650 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,200 Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so. But they didn't invite manister Charlton. 651 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:40,560 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, of his vibe, right. 652 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,560 Speaker 5: Because he's like yeah, because he was just he was 653 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,120 Speaker 5: just a miserable, awful person and everybody hated him. And 654 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,239 Speaker 5: it doesn't end badly for him either. He goes back, 655 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,960 Speaker 5: he becomes like the superstar. He becomes a member of 656 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,640 Speaker 5: parliament who advocates for the slave trade. He marries like 657 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:59,920 Speaker 5: like the most famous like a stage performer, Starlett in London. 658 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,360 Speaker 5: You know, it's like become super rich. It's just the worst. 659 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,560 Speaker 5: Just he's just the worst. He's the worst in like 660 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,720 Speaker 5: sometimes in a funny way, he's. 661 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,440 Speaker 3: The worst in a a in a cadre of worst. 662 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,160 Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, he's the worst, but he didn't get invited 663 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:14,680 Speaker 5: to the party. 664 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,400 Speaker 6: And he's ban b A N, not Ben with B 665 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:18,880 Speaker 6: E N. 666 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:23,080 Speaker 3: Pat, thank you so much that that's important. That's an 667 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,040 Speaker 3: important detail. I think we buried the lead. 668 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:30,560 Speaker 2: Yes, he is a different, different guy, different different first 669 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:35,160 Speaker 2: name with a b uh. It's also we love the point, 670 00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:39,359 Speaker 2: guys that the battle of your town is seen as 671 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:44,719 Speaker 2: a climactic, titular event, obviously right, but it is important 672 00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:50,560 Speaker 2: to remember that things continued, as you said, for several years. 673 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,040 Speaker 2: And and one of the facts, no, I don't know 674 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,040 Speaker 2: about you, man, but one of the facts that's going 675 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:59,480 Speaker 2: to stick with me here is when you Pat portrayed 676 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:04,680 Speaker 2: the Revolutionary War here in the US as a facet 677 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,760 Speaker 2: of a larger World war. Is it fair to call 678 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,839 Speaker 2: that era of conflict the First World War? 679 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,719 Speaker 5: No, because you have the Austrian Succession, you have the 680 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,719 Speaker 5: Seven Years War, you have all kinds of like world 681 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,759 Speaker 5: wars like this is a very European thing because they've 682 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,920 Speaker 5: been you know, this is kind of a continuation of 683 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,800 Speaker 5: the Seven Years War. This one doesn't even get mentioned 684 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,840 Speaker 5: that much in some of the other when you're discussing 685 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:31,040 Speaker 5: other you know the secrets of European wars. But yeah, 686 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,440 Speaker 5: this was just a mess. It culminated in that, right, 687 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,320 Speaker 5: because you have all these alliances. Spain is on France's 688 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,600 Speaker 5: side for this war. Spain is with US and France 689 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,640 Speaker 5: against England. But then once that war ends, France and 690 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,319 Speaker 5: Spain are going to go to war with each other. 691 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,360 Speaker 5: It's a mess. 692 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,640 Speaker 2: Talk about a bag of badgers, geez. 693 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,560 Speaker 5: Before we end, though, ben I would like to wrap 694 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:55,320 Speaker 5: Bougainville because he is an interesting character and he survives 695 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,239 Speaker 5: this battle. He leaves his ship, he loses a lot 696 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,200 Speaker 5: of soldiers, he loses a lot of sailors and marines 697 00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,719 Speaker 5: in his battle, but he survives. He sinks one of 698 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,920 Speaker 5: the British wars. He sinks the British Worship. He continues 699 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,160 Speaker 5: on fights in a few other battles in the Caribbean 700 00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,879 Speaker 5: as part of this series of conflicts. Right, he fights 701 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,640 Speaker 5: in the Battle of the Saints, which is the French 702 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,359 Speaker 5: are like, okay, we'll just take Bermuda because we're here, 703 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,640 Speaker 5: We'll just attack Bermuda, and he fights in a battle 704 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,239 Speaker 5: there After the war, he goes home. He becomes an 705 00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:23,520 Speaker 5: instructor at the French Naval Academy. He joins the French 706 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,719 Speaker 5: Academy of Sciences. He's able to not be guillotine during 707 00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:30,480 Speaker 5: the reign of Terror, he lives in this really nice 708 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,719 Speaker 5: est state in the Normandy coast. And then under the 709 00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:37,080 Speaker 5: reign of Napoleon, he's made it. He's made a count. 710 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,719 Speaker 5: He's like given an order of nobility and becomes a 711 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,160 Speaker 5: count and he serves as a senator for a while 712 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:46,200 Speaker 5: in Napoleon's the government. He dies in eighteen eleven and 713 00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,160 Speaker 5: he's buried in the Pantheon in Paris, which is like 714 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,360 Speaker 5: a huge honor for like the greatest heroes of France, 715 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,880 Speaker 5: every part of him except for his heart, which is 716 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,960 Speaker 5: buried at his old house, which is interesting. 717 00:38:56,120 --> 00:39:01,640 Speaker 2: Why I don't know, home is where your heart is. 718 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,200 Speaker 3: That's just usually that's just like a crochet, you know, 719 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,160 Speaker 3: blackerd or something like that. 720 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:11,600 Speaker 6: Not necessarily, sometimes you take it literally. 721 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:17,799 Speaker 2: So I imagine, so, yes, home is where the heart is. 722 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:23,000 Speaker 2: This is nominalist to us Pat and Ben because this 723 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:27,920 Speaker 2: is ethics aside. This is a story that is larger 724 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:33,000 Speaker 2: than life. There is more than one badass involved here, right, 725 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,719 Speaker 2: So one of the questions we have to ask you 726 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,279 Speaker 2: all on behalf of our fellow ridiculous historians? Is this, 727 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,799 Speaker 2: how do we define a badass? What constitutes badass ery? 728 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,720 Speaker 2: Does it always have to mean a good person? 729 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,719 Speaker 6: Oh? Ben and I've talked about this. Yeah, yeah, it 730 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,600 Speaker 6: doesn't always mean a good person. That's not a requirement, 731 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:58,120 Speaker 6: although many badasses are good people or work for the 732 00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,640 Speaker 6: service of good Yeah. 733 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:00,440 Speaker 3: Right, yeah. 734 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,000 Speaker 5: So the thing that came up when I was doing 735 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,839 Speaker 5: the first Badass book, I wrote it the whole book, right, 736 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,120 Speaker 5: I've been doing the website for five years, six years. 737 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,239 Speaker 5: I got the book. I'd written all forty chapters for 738 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,400 Speaker 5: the book, and my editor was like, you need to 739 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,560 Speaker 5: do an introduction chapter you defind badass. I'm like, I 740 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,680 Speaker 5: don't know. I don't know what makes all these guys badass? 741 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,920 Speaker 5: What does Leonidas have in common with Genghis Khan? How 742 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,879 Speaker 5: is Joan of arc there? But you know for ratio 743 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,239 Speaker 5: of Nelson? Like, how all these guys? What is the thing? Like? 744 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,560 Speaker 2: What's our rubric? Right? 745 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,600 Speaker 5: What's the unifying factor here? And I think what it 746 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:34,040 Speaker 5: came down to you was your determination and your perseverance 747 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,920 Speaker 5: to accomplish great things? 748 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:37,200 Speaker 3: Right? 749 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,200 Speaker 5: These are all people who had a goal that they 750 00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:43,000 Speaker 5: were going after and they worked really really hard to 751 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,120 Speaker 5: get it, and they accomplished it. And sometimes that gold 752 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,880 Speaker 5: is criminally insane, but that's I think that still counts, right. 753 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:51,399 Speaker 5: The thing that makes these people inspiring to us is 754 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,800 Speaker 5: is that Bougainville was like, I am going to a takeout. 755 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,680 Speaker 5: I am a world renowned explorer and international celebrity, but 756 00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,040 Speaker 5: I am I believe in this, and I believe in 757 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,160 Speaker 5: the cause of liberty. And remember that the French fighting 758 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,280 Speaker 5: in this battle, they are not They're still a monarchy. 759 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,360 Speaker 5: They're not. They're not. This is not they're not flying 760 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,920 Speaker 5: the tricolor flag. This is pre French Revolution. A lot 761 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,000 Speaker 5: of the ideals of the American Revolution will rub off 762 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,400 Speaker 5: onto the French who are here. But this is the 763 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,080 Speaker 5: period of the Enlightenment in France. They are still trying 764 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:22,360 Speaker 5: to reconcile. Let's be free thinkers and think for ourselves 765 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,360 Speaker 5: and have all this interesting ideas. Let's try to reconcile 766 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,319 Speaker 5: that with there's also a monarchy, and God tells us 767 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,759 Speaker 5: that we have to do these things because this guy 768 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,239 Speaker 5: tells us we have to do them well. 769 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,480 Speaker 3: And also, I mean, the the Enlightenment seems like it 770 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,600 Speaker 3: would inherently kind of clash with the idea of warfare 771 00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:41,680 Speaker 3: and killing other humans, very enlightened behavior exactly exactly. 772 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,440 Speaker 5: But these guys get out there and they're like, well, 773 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:44,880 Speaker 5: I gotta, you know, you gotta break some eggs, and 774 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,080 Speaker 5: they're they're like, we gotta you know, he believes in this. 775 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,400 Speaker 5: He's like, I gotta get out here. I'm gonna fight 776 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,440 Speaker 5: for These guys are fighting for like freedom and and 777 00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,960 Speaker 5: you know, their own self determination all this stuff. And 778 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,680 Speaker 5: so he's he's a true believer and he goes and 779 00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:57,239 Speaker 5: he's like, I'm going to fight for it. I don't 780 00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,120 Speaker 5: care that like I'm a celebrity or whatever. I don't 781 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,320 Speaker 5: care that this is the most dangerous position on the fleet. 782 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,239 Speaker 5: I am going to go after this. I'm going to 783 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,200 Speaker 5: fight these guys and I'm going to win, and I'm 784 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,600 Speaker 5: gonna win help help you know, America win its independence. 785 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,720 Speaker 5: I'm going to fight these British who I've been fighting 786 00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:14,839 Speaker 5: my whole life. And there's something inspiring about these people 787 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,200 Speaker 5: who who you know, get out there and do these 788 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,480 Speaker 5: things right. They kind of inspire us to you know, 789 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,359 Speaker 5: I'm not badass in my actual life, but you know, 790 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,879 Speaker 5: there are days where I feel like I don't want 791 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,480 Speaker 5: to answer my emails, and then I try to think 792 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:30,560 Speaker 5: about Ville charging seventeen British warships, and I'm like, maybe 793 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,759 Speaker 5: I'll answer my emails this morning. 794 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,840 Speaker 2: So you know, it might be badass to dodge an email, 795 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:37,600 Speaker 2: you know what? 796 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,440 Speaker 3: I Yeah, you rebel. 797 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're lead. You're the tip of the spear on 798 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:44,680 Speaker 2: that one. Right. 799 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,840 Speaker 5: I handed my emails the way he handled the Terrible 800 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,799 Speaker 5: and the AJAX. Just delete, just demolish my eail read 801 00:42:53,000 --> 00:43:01,520 Speaker 5: delete doctor's office. What do they want? Delete exactly? 802 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:09,239 Speaker 2: Spam? Likely not with me. It's a joke earlier about uh, nol. 803 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,719 Speaker 2: I think we were talking off air about some phone calls, right, 804 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:18,799 Speaker 2: oh yeah, and we also again, folks, Noel, Max and 805 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,560 Speaker 2: I are not blowing smoke. We're not blowing rainbows or 806 00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:25,600 Speaker 2: trumpets and angel farts here. Badass of the Week is 807 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:31,839 Speaker 2: one of our favorite favorite explorations of exactly what we 808 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:36,160 Speaker 2: are hanging out with today and indeed the entirety of 809 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:40,319 Speaker 2: this week. Pat, thank you so much for coming and 810 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,480 Speaker 2: hanging out with us, Benans. 811 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:42,640 Speaker 6: For having me. 812 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:47,880 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Ben, you know, Nolan, I have to 813 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,000 Speaker 2: do the check in. Pat, are you okay with this 814 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,879 Speaker 2: Ben Thompson guy. Is he all right? 815 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,000 Speaker 6: Yeah, he's all right. 816 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,799 Speaker 3: He seems pretty cool to me. Cool and thanks for 817 00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:05,520 Speaker 3: coming back then, just to check it. 818 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,520 Speaker 5: If you want to exit the. 819 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:14,480 Speaker 2: Podcast, well, thanks as always to our super producer, mister 820 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:18,280 Speaker 2: Max Williams. We usually have a long run of credits. 821 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,360 Speaker 2: We're going to save you guys some time here except 822 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,840 Speaker 2: for one thing. We have to recommend a good friend 823 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,960 Speaker 2: of the show that you all should hang out with 824 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,880 Speaker 2: if you haven't already. His name is A. J. Jacobs. 825 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,440 Speaker 5: Oh, we had him on our show. He's awesome. Yeah. 826 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, we call him Bahamas for you can never ask 827 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,799 Speaker 2: him why not sure either, I don't know. 828 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,440 Speaker 3: He's a good guy that makes perfect sense. I got 829 00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,400 Speaker 3: to check out that episode. 830 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,960 Speaker 5: Yeah, we had a great episode with him. I was 831 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,640 Speaker 5: doing for a while. I was doing the drink of 832 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,960 Speaker 5: the show, where every show I would have some kind 833 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,360 Speaker 5: of beverage that was related to whatever we were talking about. 834 00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,080 Speaker 3: Then we were doing history. 835 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:59,239 Speaker 5: Yeah, we were doing a Mongolian Pat had brought some 836 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:04,839 Speaker 5: Mongolian in mythology the Jingar Epic, and those guys all 837 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,040 Speaker 5: drink fermented Mare's milk. 838 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,360 Speaker 3: Oh in the story. Yeah, oh, good. 839 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,640 Speaker 5: So I ordered fermented Mayor's milk from Mongolia. 840 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:17,320 Speaker 6: I did not make him do this. This is own initiative. 841 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,080 Speaker 5: It's boozy. Yeah, it's it's fermented, so it's it's alcohol. 842 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,160 Speaker 5: It's like a it's you know, it's like a wine 843 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:24,360 Speaker 5: level of alcohol. 844 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,399 Speaker 6: What'd you take? 845 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,359 Speaker 2: Did you all enjoy it? 846 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,920 Speaker 5: I drank it. We don't, you know, we live in 847 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,239 Speaker 5: different cities, so I just did it over zoom and 848 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,760 Speaker 5: yeah it was. It was really not good. 849 00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,720 Speaker 2: It was yeah, I don't know. I got that seven 850 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,080 Speaker 2: League stare first. 851 00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:42,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, but that was the show AJ was on. I 852 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,760 Speaker 5: drank it and it was. It tasted like hay and 853 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,480 Speaker 5: uh and that was the end of the drink of 854 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,560 Speaker 5: the show. We never did it again. 855 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:50,399 Speaker 6: It was that bad. 856 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,120 Speaker 3: Hey is indeed for horses and good good on you 857 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,480 Speaker 3: for taking one for the team. 858 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that episode is like eighty percent of 859 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,920 Speaker 5: that episode is just me gagging. 860 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,480 Speaker 2: Ilad you made it well. 861 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:07,000 Speaker 3: Note to self on alcoholic beverages, never to try. But 862 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,920 Speaker 3: thanks again y'all for coming and we will see you 863 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:19,600 Speaker 3: next time, folks. 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