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Speaker 1: What does what does he get for it? The joy

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Speaker 1: mean he's handing out new toys every year. That creates

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Speaker 1: a very disposable mindset, Like what if Santa got you?

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Speaker 1: Santa used to get you something that would last, you know,

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Speaker 1: good old American made rocking horse. You see Santa one

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Speaker 1: time in your life. He was one president that last.

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Speaker 1: Now you gotta see m every year. Come back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll bring you another one next year. Santa. Drop off

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Speaker 1: This year. Yeah, you know, Santa, the best gift would

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Speaker 1: be an education, Yeah, Santa, teacher, Amanda fish and something something.

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Speaker 1: Give a man a toy, please him for five months.

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Speaker 1: Teach a man to repair his broken toys, and you've

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Speaker 1: you've given a grown man toys for a long time. Hey, everybody,

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Speaker 1: welcome back to the show. I'm Eli, I'm Diana, and

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Speaker 1: we're very excited getting into the holiday spirit here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't talk about it, grandmother. I don't like to talk

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Speaker 1: Y'all hoarding it. Sorry, but we're back here with you

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Speaker 1: all now telling stories, having a good time. Look, we've

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Speaker 1: been getting some amazing messages from you all. You've been

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Speaker 1: flooding us with love and joy and ideas and stories

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Speaker 1: people tagged us that we were in their top podcasts

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Speaker 1: lovely couple of days of everybody's wrapped coming out like,

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Speaker 1: wasn't just like our friends, No, our friends don't listen

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Speaker 1: This is a wacky one and a brief one, but

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Speaker 1: complete with nipples next to her left leg, in addition

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00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: to her two regular breasts in their specified place, their

425
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 1: traditional place, in the traditional place. And she had two

426
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: volvas and two vaginas, which is a condition known as

427
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 1: dipegus or diephigus, and like one she was well known

428
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 1: for her voracious sexual appetite. Blanche was ready to get down.

429
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: She did have two bows to be um and both

430
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: her vaginas were sensitive and easily stimulated, so she would

431
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: often have sex with two men at once. Why not

432
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 1: double the fun and I'm like one. She was not

433
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: against a little side show actions, so she did enter

434
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: the freak show circuit and gained some fame and celebrity

435
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 1: in that life for a while, until she abandoned it

436
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: to go live as a high dollar courtisan in Paris,

437
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: catering to unusual taste, sure which I think she was

438
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 1: very popular. I would expect so and go boobs on

439
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 1: her hip, Come on, boobs on her hip and on

440
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: her chest. Yeah, I don't even have enough hands for

441
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 1: all these boobs. The dream. And it must be said,

442
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: if you look at pictures, Wan and Blanche are both

443
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: very attractive people. They were, they're both hot. Okay, well

444
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: you're like, you know, jeez, even if you only had

445
00:27:55,800 --> 00:28:01,360
Speaker 1: one dick and two boobs, even if you only had

446
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:05,640
Speaker 1: one day. Again, logistically, trying to work out how she's

447
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 1: having sex with two guys at once, there's really just

448
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,719
Speaker 1: a lot of leg especially with the extra leg. Well,

449
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: I'll say it's it makes it makes more sense to

450
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: me if you've seen the photo, because she basically has

451
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: to crotch areas because she has the leg in the middle. Yeah,

452
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: and each of them the two legs, So you kind

453
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 1: of have it actually where it makes more sense in

454
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 1: my head that she could have sex with two men

455
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: than that one, who in my mind has sort of

456
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: like a pronged situation could probably fit. I know, I'm

457
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: totally speculation station here, my nasty brain. I'm trying to

458
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: think about how this these two dicks are stacked up

459
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: or side by side. I don't know, um, but yeah,

460
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 1: I wondered logistically how you put them in two different

461
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: people at the same time. If they're very close together,

462
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 1: those people are going to have to be very close together,

463
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: that's for sure. That's true, and a little bit flexible

464
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: and to get friendly put some legs somewhere out of

465
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: the way. Now again, we do have some modern examples

466
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: of conditions like blanches. Cosmopolitan ran a story about quote

467
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: twice the fun a woman who did a redditt a

468
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: m a about having to vaginas. Hers were side by side,

469
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: and she also had two uteruses and two cervixes, so

470
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: her vaginas weren't noticeable like blanched tuma. She only discovered

471
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: it when she went to her guy into colleges for

472
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: the first time when she was sixteen. HER's actually splits

473
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: off into two vaginas about an inch inside of her body,

474
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: so it's like two canals and it's not visible from

475
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: the outside. Yeah, so it's not like she doesn't have

476
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 1: two volvas like like blanched us right right, So it's

477
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: very This gets interesting to me, more interesting than one,

478
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: because well, how does it work with the periods? Like,

479
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: you know, when how many eggs are you putting out

480
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: every months? And I don't know, but twice the fun

481
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: says she only has one period of months, so she's

482
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: not like, you know, I don't know, ladies out there

483
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: probably freaking out. I was like, she bleeding half the month,

484
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: like um, or is it like really heavy? I don't know.

485
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: I was going into whole speculation stations all on my own. Um.

486
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: And she says that technically, due to hormones, she should

487
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: not be able to get pregnant in both uteruses at

488
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: the same time, A huge relief to me, until she

489
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: went on to say that she had read a story

490
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: about another woman with two uteruses who discovered that she

491
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: had two uteruses when she found out that she was

492
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 1: pregnant with one kid in one uterus and twins in

493
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: the other uterus, Which, no, that's too much. I guess

494
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,239
Speaker 1: it's not that different from having triplets, right, maybe it's

495
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: better like space them out a little bit. Well, I

496
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: don't know, because kids in the same room versus having

497
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: two bedrooms and one kid in one and two in

498
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: the other. It sounds good to me, But I don't

499
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 1: know that one kid is going to be a monster.

500
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: It's like I'm special, right. I wonder if they know

501
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: which one of them, right, was the was the low one.

502
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,959
Speaker 1: She's like, I'll never tell. He's like obviously completely different,

503
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: but the twins are identical. When this kid's like a

504
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: totally different style, hair, completely different. I got a lot

505
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: of recessive genes. She also twice the fun also said

506
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: that her left vagina is smaller than her right vagina,

507
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: so she prefers penetrative sex in the right one because

508
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: it's less painful, and so her her husband basically has

509
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: to like get in and wiggle. Probably. Yeah. He also

510
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 1: was in the A m A trying to explain like

511
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: how their sex life worked, and he's like, once you're in,

512
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: you don't really tell any difference, but do you have

513
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: to make sure you're kind of go in the right place.

514
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,479
Speaker 1: Probably have a good communication model going on the bedroom.

515
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: They have to be like, all right, She's like, I'm

516
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: ready a little to the left. Nope, I mean to

517
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: the right. Never never be afraid to say what makes

518
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: you feel good. Be expressive, no matter how many penises

519
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: are vaginas you have or don't have. But she also

520
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: said that she can only have clitteral orgasms because the

521
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: septum that divides her to vaginas covers her g spots.

522
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: So just the plumbing in there is a very interesting

523
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: picture that I'm getting. Yeah, it's just very I don't know,

524
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: a lot. Seems like a lot to deal with. Do

525
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: you think they have, Like in a cabinet at the

526
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: doctor's office, they only bust out special occasions for like

527
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: the plastic model that has two vaginas. I've always got

528
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: the special one. Let me got a step ladder out here,

529
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: because it's up high. You never get to take this

530
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: one down, all right, Oh my god, I've wanted to

531
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: use this ever since I saw it for the first

532
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: time in grad school. So Insider had an interview with

533
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: a sex worker called Evelyn Uncovered, who has two vaginas

534
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: and two uterus. Is also right now she could use

535
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: both her vaginas for sex. But she said that the

536
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: right one was more pleasurable, so she saved that one

537
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: for sex at home and the left one for work.

538
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: So she's got literally got a business vagina and a

539
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: party vagina I mean booms to monk us. So the

540
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: two uterus thing is called uterus didelphis, and that affects

541
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: one in every three thousand women worldwide, so way more

542
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: common than two dicks. And usually this is a little

543
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: more risky and difficult for these women to get pregnant

544
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 1: because the uteruses are typically smaller. You can imagine they've

545
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: got to be to make room for each other. Um,

546
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: so there's less room for the baby to grow. There's

547
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 1: more chances of miscarriages, things like that. A lot of

548
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: complications are possible. But Evelyn and others like her have

549
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: successfully had children via c section. But Evelyn's outward anatomy

550
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: is is you know, visibly typical. And we're not sure

551
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: if Blanche Duma had the ability to have children or not.

552
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: It's not mentioned in any of the limited research that's

553
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 1: out there. But like we said, she had two volva's

554
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:17,280
Speaker 1: and two vaginas, whereas these women only had one volva

555
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: one entry point. Right. Um, So Blanch may have had

556
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 1: double periods every month. This is all I'm saying, because

557
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,439
Speaker 1: she had to like completely separate entry points, as you say,

558
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 1: And so yeah, I wonder if she did actually have

559
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: two periods a month. Are you wondering that while you're

560
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: in speculation menstruation station? Now I am menstruation speculation station.

561
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 1: So yeah, just anyway, prayers up for Blanch at least

562
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 1: once a month and trying to deal with two vaginas.

563
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: Seems like it was great most of the time, but

564
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 1: that one time of a month I think was probably

565
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: bodies are smart women's bodies, especially maybe it figured out

566
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: how to alternate month to month. Mmm, I don't know.

567
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: That's almost worse to be like, which one is it

568
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 1: gonna be? Which one is it going to come out of?

569
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: This month? A month? All right, Well, we're going to

570
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,760
Speaker 1: take a brief break. Let's sit with that for a second,

571
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 1: and we'll come back right after these commercials and welcome

572
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: back to the show, everybody. So one day, Blanche is

573
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 1: in the south of France and she heard that a

574
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: three legged, two penist man was also in France, and

575
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: she's like, I gotta meet this guy. It is rumored

576
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 1: that Blanche had also written letters to this different three

577
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: legged two penist man, which there's more of them than

578
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: I would have thought. She had some options, but his

579
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: name was Francisco Lyntini, and she expressed a desire to

580
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: have a love affair with him. It's no info on

581
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: if they ever actually met in person. Frank Tiny was

582
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 1: pretty famous and he ended up actually getting married and

583
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: having several children and doing fine, but I'm not sure

584
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: that he ever met Blanche. However, he was on the

585
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: sideshow circuit and he would have gone to France, so

586
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: it's possible. It is possible, yeah, that she did across

587
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: his path at some point. There's only there's only so

588
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: many people at the Double Dick convention, and she's like,

589
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: can I go every year? So speculation station just the

590
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,320
Speaker 1: fact that she's like writing all these these letters and

591
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 1: you know, kind of clearly had her eyes peeled for

592
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: another three legged person, hopefully with double genitalia. You know,

593
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if like Frank Lentini or Wando Santas, where

594
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: a guy like him was like her white whale, she

595
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 1: had like her sex vision board and it was like

596
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 1: it was like Anton Chekhov j and Barry and Frank

597
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: Lentini are a guy with two dicks, any man with

598
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: two dicks, So obviously, when she heard about Bondos Santos

599
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 1: being in town, she tracked him down. Her Google alerts

600
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,919
Speaker 1: went off, it's a double dick man in town, gotta

601
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: find him. A couple of sources say that she went

602
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: backstage after a side show that he was in. It

603
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,760
Speaker 1: was over, but since he didn't usually do side shows,

604
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: we're thinking maybe it was a medical exhibition possibly that

605
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: he was doing in town. Anyway, she found him and

606
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: as soon as they met, they were like, uh, let's

607
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 1: put two and two together here. This is on They

608
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: like we said, they're both very attractive people. Plus they

609
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:49,399
Speaker 1: also had voracious sexual appetites, so finally they could found

610
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: someone who could keep up with each other. You know,

611
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: this was all Never before had two puzzle pieces fit

612
00:37:55,560 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: so perfectly. They began this torrid love affair that was

613
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: at the time. Apparently it was pretty well publicized, although

614
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: it seems like this might all be lost to Parisian

615
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: history now you can't find the exact articles, but it's

616
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 1: referenced that everybody was talking about this. Because we're still

617
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 1: talking about it come on Okay, do you have a

618
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 1: slow news day? Yeah, to double dicks and vaginas are like,

619
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: well this will sell something a fast news day. I'd

620
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I don't care about the King of France.

621
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: Tell me more about the double dicks. So exactly was

622
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 1: it together or logistically how does this work? It seems

623
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 1: like too many legs in the way. But unfortunately that

624
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 1: is kind of all that's recorded about Wando Stantos in

625
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: Blanche Duma. You know, they don't really get into their personalities,

626
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: likes and legs. It's really just about the genitalia and

627
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:55,360
Speaker 1: extra legs. When you like this were contemporary and we

628
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,359
Speaker 1: were doing the research, we would know their favorite food. Yeah,

629
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: Blanche enjoyed. She was a foodie. She really liked shopping.

630
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 1: She loved hats um. Sometimes she didn't even make hats.

631
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: I'm totally making this up. We would spend like twenty

632
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: minutes too long talking about her parents and where they beforehand.

633
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: What I really want everyone to understand about Blanche is

634
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: that she really came from some hard times and all

635
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Speaker 1: our all our information would be like and you know,

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Speaker 1: not that it's important, but she had to vaginas. But

637
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,240
Speaker 1: back then they're all just like, who cares about literally

638
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Speaker 1: anything else? What else do I need to know about you? Nothing?

639
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: But it's too bad, because I'd really like to know, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, did they go out to dinners together all

641
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Speaker 1: sex or did they really have like a relationship? Did

642
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 1: they go out and and take in a show or

643
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: visit a museum together? Unfair if they did, because not

644
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: only were they both gifted with two with double functioning

645
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: pleasurable genitals, they were also both very attractive people, and

646
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 1: they also both got to travel the world, and they

647
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: also found the perfect match who paired up with them

648
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: both physically and emotionally and impersonality and every way. That's

649
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: not fair, that's too perfect. Again, never before have two

650
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: people been so perfectly paired. So I guess I like

651
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Speaker 1: to believe that, yes, they also tremendously enjoyed each other's company,

652
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Speaker 1: and they had just you know, an amazing time they

653
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Speaker 1: kissed under a street light. I wonder two balls right

654
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Speaker 1: now that do we not know it was not specified? Well,

655
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Speaker 1: then I think that we can assume the default that

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Speaker 1: each day set. I'm still I'm still in the double

657
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: pronged mindset. Now are you picturing like a fork? Prong, like, like,

658
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 1: are they like this, Like they go out the side

659
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:06,479
Speaker 1: ninety degree angle, go straightforward like a tuning fork. That's

660
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: not I wasn't thinking that. I was. I was thinking like,

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00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 1: a yea yeah, but maybe they maybe the right one

662
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: curves left and the left on curves of the rights,

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00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: they kind of come back to a heart, which should

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Speaker 1: actually make things very difficult, or they like pinchers, less

665
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: functioning if it was like a heart or pinchers, so

666
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: they could like grab grab hold of what anything, whatever

667
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: you might need to crap. So he had like one

668
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: of those grabber hands they hang on, I can't reach it.

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Speaker 1: Let me just so childish, how can we? I mean, yeah,

670
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: this was this was always going to be our most childish. Absolutely.

671
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 1: I hope y'all were not expecting some elevated conversation about this. Look,

672
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: they're one in five to six million people out there

673
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 1: with the failure. There's one in three thousand people out

674
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: there with with two uterus is. You'd wry that. It's

675
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: not gross, it's not weird. Everybody's I guarantee you everybody's

676
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: penis is different. It's like a fingerprint. You know that

677
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: they could start doing that at crimes. It's like a fingerprint.

678
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: Let's see the dick. It doesn't match what we have

679
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 1: on file. This one's clean. Bus get him out of

680
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: here pretty soon. So many people will have sent a

681
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,240
Speaker 1: dick pick that we probably could have like a national

682
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: dig pick file. So yeah, there's there's really not much

683
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: more to say about double dicks, about twin vaginas, all

684
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: these things I I really just think are fascinating, you

685
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: know that. I mean, I think they're fast, I think

686
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:51,240
Speaker 1: that yet the story is fascinating. I think the idea

687
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: of this being possible. I think human bodies are super fascinating.

688
00:42:55,200 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 1: And um again, everyone's is different, no one's is wrong. Yeah, true,

689
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: And I would be very interested to hear I mean

690
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: not I don't want to get creepy, but I'd love

691
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 1: to hear your experiences with Yeah, if you have either

692
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: of these conditions, or if you've experienced time spent with

693
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 1: someone who does right, I mean especially if there's two

694
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: evolves involved, because it could not find any examples of that,

695
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 1: it's just the two vaginas ones. So I'd love to

696
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: know somebody who's more like blanched, what their real experience

697
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 1: is like, you know, months to months and how, yeah,

698
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: how sex works. And again, not to be creepy, it's

699
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: really just like, well tell me more. It's so tough

700
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 1: because it's like we're always so interested as people, you know,

701
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 1: we're always so interested in the nitty gritty of these

702
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: kinds of stories. It's like when we talked about O

703
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: s I and the people who were in love with objects,

704
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: And of course the first thing that comes to your

705
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: mind is how do you do it? What's sex like?

706
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: And of course they're like, that's none of your business.

707
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: I don't ask you what your sex is like. So

708
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: you know, we're about asking what your sex is like.

709
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: But if you want to tell us, yeah, we're here

710
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,320
Speaker 1: to hear it. Yeah, just while we're on the subject,

711
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: you know, just we're on this topic. I did appreciate

712
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: the am as because everyone that did them with double

713
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: genitalia knew exactly The first question was, so, how do

714
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: you use it? How often do you use that with you?

715
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 1: How do they react like they knew they know how

716
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: gross we all are. Um, But yeah, I would love

717
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 1: to hear your experiences or just your thoughts on this

718
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