Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, twenty episode
Speaker 1: four of Dear Day'shi Guys Day production of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into American share consciousness. We serve kunt Mother. It's Thursday,
Speaker 1: January eleventh, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what that is? January eleventh? National Arnold
Speaker 2: Saw Day, National Stepping Up, Puddle and Splash your Friend's Day,
Speaker 2: National Human Trafficking Awareness Day. I don't know if that's
Speaker 2: a q Andon Gateway Day.
Speaker 1: I'd be a just unfuck upable day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you never know.
Speaker 2: And also National Milk Day.
Speaker 3: Wow. Crazy.
Speaker 1: Every time I look at the clock today, it's one eleven,
Speaker 1: the day is one eleventh. Oh anyway, cool, stupid.
Speaker 3: Stupid bread.
Speaker 1: Did Mike Pence start the mother thing?
Speaker 3: Is that we like that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Now, I mean I don't know, maybe maybe like if
Speaker 2: you look at if you watch Paris is Burning and
Speaker 2: go back into that documentary the Burning. Yeah, and he
Speaker 2: was like, Willy Ninja's like fucking protege.
Speaker 1: My name's Jack O'Brien, aka, do you really want a
Speaker 1: squirt pee? Do you really want a cake? My thighs.
Speaker 1: That is courtesy of Macaroni on the discord in reference
Speaker 1: to the time that my pants were wedded, I did
Speaker 1: not wet my pants. I have wet my pants many.
Speaker 3: I was. Yeah, I'm not afraid. You're a man.
Speaker 1: I'm a man. I spent a lot of time getting
Speaker 1: way too drunk. I have pissed my pants. But this
Speaker 1: was a miraculous saturation that still baffles physicists to this day.
Speaker 1: And I appreciate Macaroni continuously, continually, you know, keeping it
Speaker 1: alive in the AKA one associate you. Yeah, I'm thrilled
Speaker 1: to be jointed as always by my co host mister
Speaker 1: Miles Grant, mister Miles Gray AKA when.
Speaker 4: I'm off weed, I dream when I'm off we when
Speaker 4: I won't you dj kell it when I won't you
Speaker 4: tiny Dragon, Whenever.
Speaker 3: I'm off weed. All I ever do is dream.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Shane Pawnee on the dude board for
Speaker 2: that one. The Everly Brothers and yes.
Speaker 1: We written beautifully executed so many dreams.
Speaker 2: The Dragon one is it is just the weirdest subconscious
Speaker 2: like reveal ever, it's like entertain everyone with this toy.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: I think it's also because being in Asia, this is
Speaker 2: the year of the Dragon, so I had a lot
Speaker 2: of dragon.
Speaker 1: Iconography around me and that was bubbling up. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're great, unconscious exactly.
Speaker 2: And also you know in that calendar, you know, that's
Speaker 2: just means it's it's gonna be a strong year, because
Speaker 2: it's not gonna be some soft ship.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be fucking rock and roll.
Speaker 1: I like my shits hard. I like my beats hard,
Speaker 1: like two day old ship. There you go, Miles, we
Speaker 1: are threw woo tang out lyric.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure, anyways, we're thrilled to be joining in our third
Speaker 1: seat by very funny comedian the host of many a
Speaker 1: podcast prodcast Pied Yourself and Gun Pied Yourself the Wire,
Speaker 1: one of the best follows on social media, one of
Speaker 1: the funniest people doing it anywhere.
Speaker 3: I feel a poo poop coming.
Speaker 5: It's rolls to my rear end and I ain't done
Speaker 5: a poo poo since I don't know when. Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: stuck in poo poo prison, aka my butt.
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 1: It is gonna be here but your poopoo prison?
Speaker 3: Eh, But what's up? That's me mat to mad enter
Speaker 3: one one, Matt Leab, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, correct, you're referencing, Oh my god, by tribe called quests,
Speaker 2: that's what it was.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, oh my god, yes, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was always because I didn't have a dog growing up,
Speaker 1: so I didn't really get the reference that one. Oh man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: my shits are pretty soft after two days. That's because
Speaker 1: open air.
Speaker 3: Okay, we got that one on wax.
Speaker 1: How's it going, Matt, How are you going good?
Speaker 3: It's going good. I'm you know, I'm just living my life.
Speaker 3: I have a baby, as I've brought up multiple times,
Speaker 3: wonderful and uh yeah, she's back in daycare, which is
Speaker 3: one of the best things in the world. For three weeks,
Speaker 3: daycare went on vacation for the holidays. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Vacations are fun, aren't they. They're just relaxing.
Speaker 3: It was literally the time in my life that I
Speaker 3: realized like, oh this is this is it. From now on,
Speaker 3: vacations are no longer about being relaxed.
Speaker 1: A break for other people.
Speaker 3: Yes, there, they are a break for the people who
Speaker 3: we pay or the government pays to look after our children. Yes,
Speaker 3: and and now we're stuck with them during the most
Speaker 3: wonderful time of the year.
Speaker 1: It's like watful.
Speaker 2: It's like when you whenever you see people who like
Speaker 2: they're on vacation and they have like a nanny or
Speaker 2: like O pair with them. Now, I'm like, oh, that's y'all.
Speaker 2: That way y'all can do something. And I'm like, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I learned a lot. I learned a lot on this trip,
Speaker 2: being like, yeah, this is I'm a tour guide basically, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is what I do. Especially because nobody speaks. It's
Speaker 2: not fun, so you know, it's.
Speaker 3: In a different way, fun in a different way. No, Okay,
Speaker 3: here's your trip, I would say, right, but your child
Speaker 3: is used to your child is still small, small being age.
Speaker 3: He's flying around. Now, what do you mean he's flying around.
Speaker 2: He's he's got a jet pack, dude, I don't know
Speaker 2: where he got it from. He still I don't know
Speaker 2: where he is. I don't know where he is right now.
Speaker 2: But no, like he's like soup. You used to be like,
Speaker 2: he goes where you just put him on the ground,
Speaker 2: but now where you put him on the ground, he's like,
Speaker 2: I'm out, I'm the fuck out of here. And also,
Speaker 2: I think I experienced my first form of rejection where normally,
Speaker 2: like when I would pick him up, he would be like, yes,
Speaker 2: pick me up. But now he goes fucking limp like noodle,
Speaker 2: I want to crawl, motherfucker, don't fucking lift me. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, this motherfucker.
Speaker 3: It's very funny when they just are like, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: dead weight, yeah now, bitch, and you're like, oh, I
Speaker 3: just wanted to look yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And it's good, good advice. You know, we can all
Speaker 1: learn something from that. Just going dead. You don't want
Speaker 1: to go to work, just go dead.
Speaker 2: Go down when your boss tries to lift you up
Speaker 2: to take you in, just got the arms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm dead.
Speaker 1: Yes right, all right, Well, Matt, we're going to get
Speaker 1: to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 1: we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of things we're
Speaker 1: talking about. We're gonna talk about Nancy Mace, who had
Speaker 1: a crisis of some some manner when Hunter Biden showed
Speaker 1: up on Capitol Hill. We're going to talk about the
Speaker 1: phrase ESG, which was like environmental social governmental. It was
Speaker 1: like a term that was used by Wall Street to
Speaker 1: connote these are things that we're doing not necessarily for profitability,
Speaker 1: but mainly for you know, because they are the right
Speaker 1: thing to do and it is now. The Wall Street
Speaker 1: Journal just wrote an article being like it's a bad
Speaker 1: word now, like you can't say that shit anymore around anyone.
Speaker 1: So that's right, surprise. We might talk about judge, Judy.
Speaker 1: We're definitely going to talk about tunnels. Just tunnels are
Speaker 1: having a moment in right now. They're huge all over
Speaker 1: the national share conscious international international consciousness. We're and then
Speaker 1: we'll get into Jesse Waters groundbreaking report on Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: being a CIA, all that plenty more. But first, Matt Lee,
Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guest, what is something
Speaker 1: from your search history?
Speaker 3: Oh? Something from it? We're starting with search history. Bo,
Speaker 3: why are you acting like that's new?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, I just I wow, I form this is jazz.
Speaker 3: I guess I have overrated and underrated just right here ready.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, you know. And then when
Speaker 3: they asked search history, okay, let's go, let's look through it. Oh,
Speaker 3: I wanted to do a search. This is gonna be
Speaker 3: not funny, but interesting. Fun fact I wanted to do.
Speaker 3: I wanted to find out how many of the Israeli
Speaker 3: hostages have been rescued by the IDF because that was
Speaker 3: you know, it was like the impetus for going and
Speaker 3: doing this mass bombing campaign. Everything was like, we got
Speaker 3: to get the hostages back, right, and no cease fire,
Speaker 3: We got to get the hostages back. And so I
Speaker 3: looked up and the answer is one.
Speaker 2: One person through like rather than like the exchanges.
Speaker 3: That rather than a ceasefire and prisoner exchange, which is freed.
Speaker 3: I think upwards of I think one hundred and thirty
Speaker 3: Israeli hostages and then I don't know countless Palestinian prisoners
Speaker 3: slash also hostages slash children and yeah, one and so
Speaker 3: far I think the tally of how many hostages have
Speaker 3: been accidentally killed by the IDF is while waving a
Speaker 3: white flag, yeah is four so far? Jesus. Yeah, not
Speaker 3: a good record, Not a good record. Yeah. The reason
Speaker 3: I'm looking this up, sorry for shameless plug, is because
Speaker 3: I started a new podcast called Bad Hasbara, the World's
Speaker 3: most moral podcast. It is about Israeli propaganda, and you
Speaker 3: can check that out wherever you get your podcast. I
Speaker 3: promise it's it's more fun than me just reading facts.
Speaker 3: But but sometimes it's not, but it's it's you know
Speaker 3: what it is. It's cathartic. If you want to listen
Speaker 3: to an anti zionist to talk about Israel from his perspective,
Speaker 3: then yeah, check that out.
Speaker 1: Yeah you are the best follow You're one of the
Speaker 1: best followers for this sort of thing.
Speaker 3: And thank you. Yeah, I love you.
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: What's what's something?
Speaker 3: You think?
Speaker 1: It is overrated?
Speaker 3: Left handed people? Whoa listen? I just feel like I
Speaker 3: have gotten a point in my life where left handed
Speaker 3: people keep It's like they think they're the most special
Speaker 3: people are either you left handed?
Speaker 1: I'm half what I'm partially left handed?
Speaker 3: Wow? This full claimed. Wow, we're I mean your ambit
Speaker 3: your ambidextros.
Speaker 1: Like when I'm leaving a hostage note now I write
Speaker 1: and do small gestures of my left hand, so I write, eat,
Speaker 1: and shave with my left hand and then everything else
Speaker 1: I do righty.
Speaker 3: So all right, So you're left hand you're a left
Speaker 3: handed person, that's what. If you're writing with your weird
Speaker 3: little left handed crab claw, then wait, let me.
Speaker 2: See your left hand, Matt. This is what it actually,
Speaker 2: it's a little crab claw.
Speaker 3: It's a literal crab claw. Has one normal hand in
Speaker 3: one crab claw called your left hand. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: But you know, I just like, uh, I feel like
Speaker 3: people who like left handed people. I feel like, and
Speaker 3: I can't prove this, but I think it's I think
Speaker 3: it's true that they have their own like secret little
Speaker 3: groups in societies where they all like secretly meet up
Speaker 3: and they go like, we're smarter than the right hand people.
Speaker 3: Right like, Jack, you do that right?
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't talk.
Speaker 3: Yes see I knew it. I knew it. And meanwhile,
Speaker 3: the rest of us normal people, right handed people. You know,
Speaker 3: we have to prove our create activity other ways. But
Speaker 3: all you have to do is be left handed. And
Speaker 3: people are like, wow and Jimmy Hendrix, shut.
Speaker 1: Up, Jimmy Hendrix, we do we do say that that
Speaker 1: was dead on.
Speaker 2: M oh yeah yeah, Oprah Buzz Aldrons, Julia Roberts. Honestly,
Speaker 2: it's like, but you know, also Larry, like Larry Bird
Speaker 2: and Lebron are left handed? Are they writing?
Speaker 3: Oh like me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But we had such similar basketball obviously Obama.
Speaker 3: Yeah see, this is what I'm saying. You know, those
Speaker 3: like neo Nazi memes where they keep like showing people
Speaker 3: and they'll just put a star of David and they'll
Speaker 3: be like, this is the person who owns the buy
Speaker 3: a column and all those Like obviously I'm again said
Speaker 3: and that's all evil, but I want to do that.
Speaker 3: But for left handed, for left right? Yeah, and I
Speaker 3: think we need like a symbol, you know, just to
Speaker 3: separate them out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Bill Gates CARDI.
Speaker 3: B I'm just telling you that's right or parentheses four
Speaker 3: of them not three? Three is a semitic or is
Speaker 3: just pointing out who's left handed? Sorry, sorry, Sandy Kofax. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm like a groper for grip mc gripper, Yeah, gripper, but.
Speaker 2: Shaming the left handers, well brought left But who's the
Speaker 2: left hander that brought all this strife to your life?
Speaker 3: My dad? Oh, thank you for we just got that.
Speaker 3: We got right to the heart of the right. Yeah no,
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't need therapy. I already know of
Speaker 3: my life right with your left boy, full left y,
Speaker 3: full left y. You know, it's just like always bragging
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am very ashamed rightfully of my left handed.
Speaker 3: You are yourself you're a self hating left is self
Speaker 3: hating left.
Speaker 1: I yeah, but writing is like when you look at
Speaker 1: me writing like, people win when they see like because
Speaker 1: I like, curl my arm.
Speaker 3: All you got yeh, can't ship gross gross killing the fire,
Speaker 3: boil it in water and let me eat it. Butter, butter.
Speaker 3: Just your left hand just grabs dude. Mark Wahlberg bro Also, dude,
Speaker 3: I can tell you.
Speaker 1: You can just ask me. Ask me. I'll tell you.
Speaker 3: Who's a lefty s this is it? They all know
Speaker 3: they have they have a cartney. Yeah. This does be
Speaker 3: like the weirdest group chat.
Speaker 2: It's like Paul McCartney, Billy Corgan, Mark Wahlberg, Bill Gates, Cardi,
Speaker 2: b Obama Jack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, my people? What is uh? What's something you
Speaker 1: think is underrated?
Speaker 3: Amy good Man, Democracy Now dot Org, The Warren Peace Report. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I I her co host and her co hosts mild Gray.
Speaker 3: I've only started listening recently, so I don't I don't listen.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's the co host, One Gonzalez? That's right, I
Speaker 3: like one, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's but he's always at
Speaker 3: home now yeah right, there's always someone on the show
Speaker 3: who I'm like, are they recording from a bathroom? What
Speaker 3: is this? That's one? Yeah, probably are, yeah, but uh yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I I have my my my wife, My wife Francesca,
Speaker 3: you know, listens to it and I would always like,
Speaker 3: you know, tune a little bit and I'm just like, yeah, whatever.
Speaker 3: But in the last like three years so so months,
Speaker 3: I've been listening to it because I can't. I can't
Speaker 3: listen to The Daily anymore, unfortunately. Yeah, because it just
Speaker 3: it fills me with rage. Well yeah, because they're ripping
Speaker 3: us off. Yeah, because they're ripping it exactly what they do. No,
Speaker 3: that's it, That's why it's always been that. But I
Speaker 3: just like that was it was the final straw. They
Speaker 3: ripped you off. They start doing footnotes, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Yeah when Barbara started opening it with Hello the Internet
Speaker 1: and left them to the Daily Daily.
Speaker 3: And really yeah, yeah, for me, that was the final straw.
Speaker 3: But no, then I started listening at that Amy Goodman
Speaker 3: and I was just like, you know, I she she
Speaker 3: does a good job. This is like, you know it
Speaker 3: it feels very nineties, Zene. But I still am like
Speaker 3: the fact that they're keeping it going. You know, like
Speaker 3: this has been around forever and it's a you know,
Speaker 3: from a like a leftist perspective and you know, people
Speaker 3: have problems sometimes with the guests they they got or
Speaker 3: whatever because of whatever problematic you know, views they have,
Speaker 3: you know, visa V right shut or whatever. But I'm
Speaker 3: you know, I I'll listen to it, and I'm just like, no,
Speaker 3: this is a you just don't you don't see this
Speaker 3: kind of journalism being done on a consistent level, without equivocating,
Speaker 3: without waffling, without like kind of trying to both sides everything.
Speaker 3: And so I was like, you know, she's really you know,
Speaker 3: shout out to her even though she needs to clear
Speaker 3: her throat.
Speaker 2: Now do Sometimes you hear like the bubble in there.
Speaker 3: You hear the bubble, you hear it, and you just like,
Speaker 3: I'll listen to like four times while I'm listening, I'm like, ah,
Speaker 3: just right there, it's just right there. You got it.
Speaker 3: When I hear that in podcasts, I'm was like, come on,
Speaker 3: get that bubble up. I know it. There we go,
Speaker 3: and I'm back, here's my real voice. God that you
Speaker 3: got to get that frog out. But you know, I'll listen.
Speaker 3: I'll deal with a frog in order to get like
Speaker 3: some some news, you know, yeah, yeah, well unbiased news.
Speaker 2: All right, have you seen the thing when they do fundraising,
Speaker 2: like you could have a you could have like a
Speaker 2: meal with her, like yeah, yeah, yeah, Like if you
Speaker 2: for like a certain amount, it's like it's not an
Speaker 2: insignificant amount because obviously there it's like an independent thing.
Speaker 2: But like you will go to New York and you
Speaker 2: can have like dinner with Amy Goodman in conversation, just like.
Speaker 3: I would do that just to I wouldn't even have dinner.
Speaker 3: I would just be like, Amy, come on here, please.
Speaker 2: She's like, no, this is the longest bubble in broadcast history.
Speaker 2: I got I'm actually going for the trying to put
Speaker 2: out the Olympic flame.
Speaker 3: Fool. You cannot put this ship out.
Speaker 1: That's right. Oh yeah, all right, let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back with some news. And
Speaker 1: we're back, and I officially know who Nancy Mace is now,
Speaker 1: I think for the first time.
Speaker 3: Well she was.
Speaker 2: Also she wore like the scarlet letter. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you saw that headline, yeah, after the McCarthy thing,
Speaker 2: and it was just.
Speaker 1: Like someone in Congress is wearing a scarlet letter. This
Speaker 1: is the first time I'm having to like actually learn, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I now know who Nancy Mace is. And it feels irrevocable.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Granted, I'm pretty impressed with my ability to forget ship
Speaker 1: from day to day. But I think I now know
Speaker 1: who Nancy Macy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think right now it's just too yeah almost
Speaker 2: Nancy Grace Yeah, exactly, Yeah, and kind of a similar vibe.
Speaker 2: She also was like a Republican who was like January
Speaker 2: sixth was an abomination until she needed Trump's fucking endorsements,
Speaker 2: like I'm outside of your Trump Tower on my knees
Speaker 2: for my life, help.
Speaker 1: Me holding up a box.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But shorthand would be that she is arguably one of
Speaker 2: the thirstiest members of Congress, and it's a thirst that
Speaker 2: cannot be quenched by any known substance on earth, Like
Speaker 2: she will do anything to be in the spotlight right now,
Speaker 2: especially because she's been telling people she's like, I might
Speaker 2: be able to be VP just off all these stunts
Speaker 2: I'm pulling right now. And it's actually the duty of
Speaker 2: her staffers to go on daily quests to quench her
Speaker 2: media thirst. Her staff handbook leaked last year and the
Speaker 2: demands are wow to say quote. Staff are also expected
Speaker 2: to book Mays at least fifteen television appearances per week,
Speaker 2: a minimum of nine spots on national channels between one
Speaker 2: and three times a day, and six or more times
Speaker 2: on local outlets, and also being like, you also need
Speaker 2: to write any bills that so I can like put,
Speaker 2: I think, introduce something like sixty bills a year and
Speaker 2: have at least one like written into law, which is
Speaker 2: not easy at all. Like, I think she really doesn't
Speaker 2: know how like any of this works if she thinks
Speaker 2: she can get one bill like a year into a law.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: This is also the reason she voted to OUs Kevin McCarthy,
Speaker 2: Like not because she even cared. She was just like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, if I hop on this, like they're gonna
Speaker 2: ask me why, and then I can get on the
Speaker 2: fucking news.
Speaker 1: So she did my name in your mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, please, please, mother fucker please, which leads us to
Speaker 2: Wednesday morning's explosion. So Hunter Biden made a surprise appearance
Speaker 2: at the House Oversight Committee hearing where Republicans were about
Speaker 2: to approve at a resolution quote holding him in contempt
Speaker 2: of Congress for refusing to testify, which is wild because
Speaker 2: Biden was like, Yo, I will publicly testify so you
Speaker 2: can everyone can hear. What the fuck I'm saying, because
Speaker 2: if I do this shit behind closed doors, you're just
Speaker 2: gonna contort my words and say this that or the other.
Speaker 2: So I'm willing to do that. So he showed up
Speaker 2: and just like just so y'all, just so you remember,
Speaker 2: I said I will do this in public, and when
Speaker 2: he did that, Nancy Mace absolutely lost it. And you know,
Speaker 2: I just want to lay this clip because here's old
Speaker 2: Nance just going just going off about the sight of
Speaker 2: this ghost of Biden past Hunter.
Speaker 6: You, mister chairman, Chairman, comer. First of all, my first
Speaker 6: question is who bribed Hunter Biden to be here? Oh
Speaker 6: that's my first question. Second question, you are the epitome
Speaker 6: of white privilege coming into the Oversight Committee, spitting in
Speaker 6: our face, ignoring a congressional subpoena to be deposed.
Speaker 1: What are you afraid of?
Speaker 6: You have no balls to come up here.
Speaker 3: Mister chairman.
Speaker 2: Point of inquiry.
Speaker 7: Mister Chairman, if the General, if the General lady wants
Speaker 7: to hear from Hunter Biden, we can hear from him.
Speaker 7: Right now, Miss chairman, Let's take a vote, and here
Speaker 7: from Hunter Biden, what are you afraid?
Speaker 3: Are allowed to speak? In mixture this mixture of like
Speaker 3: half of it is just like this is you know,
Speaker 3: it's you are misogynistic, you're not letting me speak. And
Speaker 3: then also just random QAnon stuff where I was just like,
Speaker 3: you know, you clearly have like a pedophile ring under
Speaker 3: a pizzas shop, like this is clearly got no balls, bro,
Speaker 3: Also that mix in yeah you got no got no balls.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I've seen them. I just like that. He goes.
Speaker 2: First question who bribed him? Second question? Get ready? Actually
Speaker 2: a statement you are the epitome of white privilege. Yeah
Speaker 2: wait yeah, and I'm also wait, so that's a bad
Speaker 2: thing now like.
Speaker 1: Thing Yeah, but that's how we got it didn't exist?
Speaker 3: What the fuck are we come on?
Speaker 1: Nance?
Speaker 3: Which one is it? Again? Is it Ucci Wally or
Speaker 3: is it one Mike?
Speaker 2: Please let us know you are the epitome of white
Speaker 2: like yeah, and you got no balls even though we've
Speaker 2: all seen your balls in a picture that we looked
Speaker 2: a long time. Yeah, but yeah, very it was just
Speaker 2: wild to see her just totally be like you have
Speaker 2: no balls. And now that's trending on Twitter if you're
Speaker 2: curious why no balls?
Speaker 3: Because of that? It's funny. It's you know, I have
Speaker 3: been like I've missed out on a lot of what's
Speaker 3: been going on with these these clowns in Congress. Thank you,
Speaker 3: and uh so, like this is someone who is new
Speaker 3: to me. Yeah, and I'm watching it and it and
Speaker 3: it's making me once again want to tune out. And
Speaker 3: I was like, no, I don't need to know. I
Speaker 3: don't need to know about these people. They're still they're
Speaker 3: still on this Hunter Biden thing. Yeah, like it's will
Speaker 3: both parties are so fucking far off base.
Speaker 2: It's like laughable, you know what I mean, Like no
Speaker 2: one knows what what it actually matters to anyone.
Speaker 3: They're like it's Biden's ball sack.
Speaker 2: On one side, the other people are like have you
Speaker 2: heard of the biden omics?
Speaker 3: And also democracy.
Speaker 1: Is in peril?
Speaker 3: Yeah, will stop. Nothing else to add. That's it. That's
Speaker 3: our observation about right now. And now. I mean, I
Speaker 3: realize that I live in a bubble, and you know,
Speaker 3: everyone's got their own little news bubble, But I does
Speaker 3: everything everyone is saying feels like there. It's like I
Speaker 3: don't I don't even know what you guys care about anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you say like democracy is under attack, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you mean because of like lobbying. They're like, no, no,
Speaker 3: because because Trump.
Speaker 2: Okay, democracy is under attack. Why because like the like
Speaker 2: voters are saying they want things like you know, universal
Speaker 2: health care or codified abortion into law like things like that.
Speaker 3: Nah because Trump Trump bad? Yeah I don't remember Trump.
Speaker 3: Trump's still alive.
Speaker 2: Wait, so what can y'all? Can you all define what
Speaker 2: this democracy is that we need to say it.
Speaker 3: Makes something democracy? I just want to know at.
Speaker 2: This point, and can you tell me what the what's
Speaker 2: the cost benefit analysis here on this of what?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: What do we get out of it? Because a lot
Speaker 2: of things we're yearning for haven't quite come through this process.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it.
Speaker 1: Sounds like questions from some people who don't have both.
Speaker 3: Just you make a good point, You make a good point.
Speaker 3: These are ballless questions.
Speaker 2: He's got no balls to come up here.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, but yeah, this that I love the you
Speaker 3: have no balls? And also, guys, stop being misogynistic. Yeah exactly,
Speaker 3: like you know, swim, It's like, I don't think you're
Speaker 3: all right, you don't think you I think.
Speaker 2: Epitomy of white privileged thing also blows my mind, like yes,
Speaker 2: what are you?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Who's that for I don't know that's who's that for?
Speaker 3: You think Trump's watching and going yes, sister, yes, and
Speaker 3: he's snapping.
Speaker 2: Yeah, took his ass. Yeah, get his alabaster ass, honey.
Speaker 1: I bet he has a pretty well tanned ass, to
Speaker 1: be honest, I feel like it's a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh boy, yeah, all.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, I mean just in my imagination where.
Speaker 3: Just in my imagine name Oh yeah Hunters.
Speaker 2: Biden but is tan Okay, I didn't get that right,
Speaker 2: but anyway, that was good though. I tried, I swung
Speaker 2: and it was amazzing.
Speaker 1: All right. Uh, just quick check in with the world
Speaker 1: of Wall Street. So basically the name that people use
Speaker 1: for projects that are done because the world is coming
Speaker 1: to an like capitalism is causing the end of the
Speaker 1: world is ESG Environmental Social Governmental and like the the
Speaker 1: UN started using that about twenty years ago and Wall
Speaker 1: Street picked it up and it there's a Wall Street
Speaker 1: Journal article that's basically like, yeah, we can't say that
Speaker 1: where those three letters anymore. That's a bad word now.
Speaker 1: And it's not because there was like some major fuck
Speaker 1: up or like scandal that gave the SG a bad name.
Speaker 1: They are objecting to that phrase on the basis that
Speaker 1: like those projects aren't profitable, and there was a like
Speaker 1: backlash from investors to these projects that are designed to
Speaker 1: not be like to do things because they're the right
Speaker 1: thing to do instead of for the purpose of profitability.
Speaker 1: They instead of saying yes. So, like one guy came
Speaker 1: and he was like, yeah, I'm trying to figure out,
Speaker 1: like what I'm supposed to say here, I'm a CEO,
Speaker 1: Like what And they're like, what you should say is
Speaker 1: as little as possible. Basically, you need to keep your
Speaker 1: like good deeds a fucking secret if you want to
Speaker 1: keep your job, which is not super encouraging. The idea
Speaker 1: of projects that need to be invested in because they
Speaker 1: do good and not because they're profitable is just never
Speaker 1: going to be popular in Wall Street. And I think
Speaker 1: there is a debate about like whether you can cure
Speaker 1: what ails us with capitalism intact or whether you need
Speaker 1: to just disassemble the shit to get anything done. And
Speaker 1: I you know, this would certainly be a vote in
Speaker 1: favor of capitalism is the problem and you can't solve
Speaker 1: the problem with the problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, listen, I think market forces have always been
Speaker 3: a force for good, and I think that if we
Speaker 3: just let the invisible hand of the free market. Yeah,
Speaker 3: figure out what you know, humans are supposed to survive
Speaker 3: and what humans aren't.
Speaker 1: To this point extremely well without fail.
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, you can go to McDonald's and get
Speaker 3: a McDonald's whenever you want a McDonald's.
Speaker 1: That's true, but can you afford it?
Speaker 3: And also that's not our problem. Well you could eventually
Speaker 3: McDonald's will have McDonald's bucks, right that you know. Well,
Speaker 3: so you know the monopoly game, sometimes you win a McDonald's.
Speaker 3: So I think my point being, you let the piggies
Speaker 3: fight over the feed, and then you and your fellow
Speaker 3: farmers you build a society away from the pigs. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the big news is that you used to have
Speaker 1: to pretend you were doing something good for them. Now
Speaker 1: you keep that a secret. Aka, you just don't do
Speaker 1: the shit.
Speaker 3: Don't do it. You don't because then you don't want
Speaker 3: other people to start trying to do that, and everyone's
Speaker 3: like competing for that. That's not the kind of competition
Speaker 3: we want. There's only one kind of capital, and it's money. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we don't. We're not gonna talk about social capital or
Speaker 3: you know, public capital. You know, like this is just
Speaker 3: this is just money, all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's just I mean, I think this is
Speaker 2: so terribly predictable, right, because like this is just like
Speaker 2: with everything that happened after the summer of twenty twenty
Speaker 2: and companies were like, we hear you, Okay, we understand that,
Speaker 2: like there's some serious inequality and some serious inequities going
Speaker 2: on at this company that we need to address. It's
Speaker 2: like every fucking company, and then like ten months later
Speaker 2: they're like, all right, done with this ship, right, We're good.
Speaker 2: We just had to say that in the beginning, bro.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, we want left twigs and right twigs to
Speaker 2: realize that we are just twigs.
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Speaker 3: This is equality now, Twigs is just going to sell
Speaker 3: a rapper with nothing in it there like ceo ate it.
Speaker 1: So sorry, all right, let's take a quick break, we'll
Speaker 1: come back. We'll talk tunnels, and we're back. And the
Speaker 1: internet has been a flame over a couple of videos
Speaker 1: where it was revealed that a sect of a Hasidic
Speaker 1: community in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, were like, it's it's tough
Speaker 1: to say, like were they digging tunnels? Were they like
Speaker 1: did they break thro all to get to a like
Speaker 1: already existent space. It did seem like they were pretty extensive,
Speaker 1: and there is a video of a Hasidic gentleman like
Speaker 1: coming up out of the street. Were great, like a
Speaker 1: ninja turtle, Yeah, looking like a goddamn goonies. And then
Speaker 1: when the cops like found out like rated the building, they.
Speaker 3: Were like kind of pissed.
Speaker 1: They were like, the fuck you mean we can't have tunnels,
Speaker 1: And it was just kind of it was it was
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. Obviously, anytime something like this happens,
Speaker 1: just the anti Semitism isn't far behind.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately, Neo Nazis latched onto it for like,
Speaker 3: you know, they took what was a fun little story
Speaker 3: about about like Crown Heights shool that does not care
Speaker 3: about zoning permits, right, and they made it into like
Speaker 3: some rabidly anti semiticansp tunnels. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The amount of tweets that were like being like, this
Speaker 2: is what it's really about, and you're like, oh lord,
Speaker 2: I know, rather than like an explanation, because like when
Speaker 2: you dig into it, right, like at this specific synagogue,
Speaker 2: like there are these like twenty or thirty guys who
Speaker 2: believe that the founding rabbi is like the Messiah, and
Speaker 2: they're like they needed to expand the synagogue the size
Speaker 2: of it. So this is just like a misguided attempt
Speaker 2: to be like if y'all aren't gonna do it, fuck it,
Speaker 2: we'll break through underground and make some more space us.
Speaker 2: Just so fucking wild though, Like the whole that clip
Speaker 2: of the dude coming out it always made me wonder
Speaker 2: like when you see spy movies or some shit like that,
Speaker 2: it's like you can't low key just hop out from
Speaker 2: the underground, you know what I mean, like on a
Speaker 2: busy street and then play that ship off like this
Speaker 2: second your head starts popping out and somebody's walking by,
Speaker 2: They're like, Yo.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is this? What's going on right here?
Speaker 2: And the guy, the guy who was popping out, he
Speaker 2: was trying to be like we like trying to in
Speaker 2: his back.
Speaker 1: Power him.
Speaker 3: I would have been like, no one's gonna believe you, Broah, yeah,
Speaker 3: like you can't. I went to New York and I
Speaker 3: swear to God, I saw Jews coming out from holes
Speaker 3: in the ground, like no one would believe.
Speaker 2: Good luck with that good luck, Like okay, they're gonna
Speaker 2: say it's a deep fake, even if you show them
Speaker 2: this video.
Speaker 3: I personally all these videos and I was like heartened
Speaker 3: by them because I was like, you know, like Jews
Speaker 3: make tunnels, Palestinians make tunnels, right, yeah, like we are cousins,
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: The real Like there's a lot of common So there's
Speaker 1: like a the kind of theological explanation the Miles was
Speaker 1: getting into of like that there's this Messiah figure that
Speaker 1: like they're trying. There's also like some of them said
Speaker 1: they're down there to study, which you know, okay, makes
Speaker 1: as much sense as any other. Other people couldn't help
Speaker 1: notice that the tunnels were like around the women's wing
Speaker 1: of like vi shoals, So there's always a chance it
Speaker 1: was just a good old fashioned jerk off tunnel. Who knows,
Speaker 1: you know, just a regular jack off tunnel. I think
Speaker 1: there's also the very real explanation that there's something deeply
Speaker 1: human that longs to dig tunnels and crawl through tunnels.
Speaker 1: Like on the one level of my response was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's wild, Like I've never seen a more surreal video,
Speaker 1: just a human popping out of a street in New York.
Speaker 1: And like I have, you know, walking having lived in
Speaker 1: New York, you like walk over like these great thing
Speaker 1: you look down and you're like, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: going on down there?
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, what is coming coming up through these tunnels?
Speaker 1: What are those sounds?
Speaker 3: Who down there? Why is it smell without me?
Speaker 1: Are they roasting nuts down under the street? Why does
Speaker 1: it smell so good?
Speaker 3: Is something fun happening? Yeah down there?
Speaker 1: But I crawled through tunnels as a kid like that,
Speaker 1: Like I loved tunnels, Like I had a creek that
Speaker 1: ran past my house and went under a street through
Speaker 1: a like cement tunnel that then like branched into tunnels
Speaker 1: that went under people's houses. I think those are called
Speaker 1: sewage tunnels. Unfortunately, but I didn't know that at the time.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm a goonies, I'm a goonies with
Speaker 2: hepatitis exactly, get checked out.
Speaker 1: But it was, uh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think yes, and I think uh. My friend Ben
Speaker 3: Ziggy said, like all of the spoils down to the
Speaker 3: masculine urge to dig. There's just something about, you know,
Speaker 3: the freedom of digging a tunnel, because not only is
Speaker 3: it like this, like it's you don't ask why you know,
Speaker 3: and it's like, why because I dig? Why do we
Speaker 3: dig because a hole must be made? Why because I
Speaker 3: must dig? And then it's a singular, one direction kind
Speaker 3: of task. And at the end of it, if you
Speaker 3: do it right, you've got a new place to throw
Speaker 3: a kicker, right.
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: Chilling? Have you seen fucking Matt's tunnel, dude?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 2: With fucking home depot buckets and ship. That ship is
Speaker 2: pretty chill, dude. It's like, legit, she's a legit fucking
Speaker 2: that's a legit tunnel.
Speaker 3: That's one of the I think, you know, I would
Speaker 3: love to see a tunnel trend where everyone just kind
Speaker 3: of realizes, like, why aren't we just you know, if
Speaker 3: you own your property, you know, yeah, which I don't.
Speaker 3: I rent, but if I owned it, I would be like, here,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do a tunnel. Here, let's make a tunnel
Speaker 3: at least network of tunnels, you know, like then we
Speaker 3: can all hang out in each other's houses and there's
Speaker 3: no traffic.
Speaker 2: Till you actually learn what Like I remember like as
Speaker 2: a kid, like seeing in cartoons, You're like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: you'd be digging and ship.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 2: Then you realize you actually have to like excavate and
Speaker 2: do something with all the displaced ship that you've like done, Like.
Speaker 1: No, it's a whole it's a whole thing now like
Speaker 1: drop it through your pants shushing stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah for the jack.
Speaker 3: Shoes and Crown Heights. Just like you see them shaking
Speaker 3: their pants, You're like, why is there like sediment and
Speaker 3: rock coming out of there? Like every time they have
Speaker 3: like this softball game.
Speaker 2: Where they all play together and they're all, well, every
Speaker 2: guy who was up at bat is just just shaking
Speaker 2: out a lump of dirt. But like to your point, right,
Speaker 2: this tunnel thing, there was a dude. It was reported
Speaker 2: like a few days ago in Brazil, this seventy one
Speaker 2: year old Brazilian dude fell to his fucking death after
Speaker 2: digging a ridiculously deep tunnel straight down in his kitchen,
Speaker 2: straight down the earth. Yeah, because he was convinced there
Speaker 2: was gold down there. It sounded like he was probably
Speaker 2: having some kind of issues because he was like convinced
Speaker 2: these like people were telling him there was gold down there,
Speaker 2: there in fact was not, and he was like.
Speaker 3: Paying people to fucking go even deeper and deeper. And
Speaker 3: then did you see the TikTok tunnel lady, Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: she got shut down.
Speaker 2: She got shut down. And that's another one where again,
Speaker 2: so many people were captivated by just someone being like,
Speaker 2: fuck it, y'all, I'm gonna make a legit fucking tunnel.
Speaker 2: She says, she's an engineer, and like when you look
Speaker 2: at the actual like construction of it, it's pretty legit.
Speaker 2: Like she was building like air ducks, like all kinds
Speaker 2: of shit, like a whole other like a cistern system
Speaker 2: because she hit a spring. It was like a very
Speaker 2: legit tunnel and like to your point, Matt, like it
Speaker 2: was shut down by the authorities in Northern Virginia. But
Speaker 2: she says she's pretty confident, like she can get the
Speaker 2: proper approvals, because like even in constructing it, she was
Speaker 2: doing it like to her, I guess from her perspective
Speaker 2: a very sound way.
Speaker 3: It looked like it was a well made tunnel, and
Speaker 3: like so like, you know, I mean, what what do
Speaker 3: I know from tunnels? But I looked at it and
Speaker 3: I said, like, legit, she's not trying to you know,
Speaker 3: like she she's acting as if she had a permit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so all that's left is a piece of paper exactly.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure you got to get like a
Speaker 3: tunnel guy to come in there and be like, is
Speaker 3: this tunnel up to code?
Speaker 1: We tunnel? I'll get you a tunnel guy. Man, Oh,
Speaker 1: I can get somebody in a fake mustache, like a.
Speaker 3: You know, a tountal guy. I got your tontal guy.
Speaker 2: Jack just turns his back to you and.
Speaker 3: Heytal guy, what's going on? James Tunnel?
Speaker 1: They're named after me?
Speaker 3: Actually it's French.
Speaker 1: But really I think that this is like remember that
Speaker 1: there is a story we covered a while back where
Speaker 1: like Brad Pitt was just like digging up his French
Speaker 1: estate looking for gold and and like there they were
Speaker 1: just like tunnels all over his right, Like one of
Speaker 1: one of his properties because someone had told him there's gold.
Speaker 1: I think we're all just like barely holding back this urge,
Speaker 1: this deeply human urge to dig tunnels everywhere. Maybe not
Speaker 1: we're all, but there is a certain type of sickness
Speaker 1: that exists in like the deep young and like underground
Speaker 1: of the human soul.
Speaker 3: It's just like, you know, like we want to dig
Speaker 3: down ron shed skin, dig. It's in our nature to dig. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it's like one of his hands for digging.
Speaker 2: It's just like the one of the few ways you
Speaker 2: can truly feel like you are actually like breaking new
Speaker 2: ground and going somewhere where others have not, even if
Speaker 2: it is just like digging like a five foot hole
Speaker 2: in your backyard to burry Stefan, and.
Speaker 1: There's a safety Like I don't know, I have said before.
Speaker 1: I feel like I have the opposite of claustrophobia, Like
Speaker 1: I feel good when I'm in like a tight like
Speaker 1: I sleep on.
Speaker 3: My face like a hamster. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like being just like you know, in a confined
Speaker 1: and you have the.
Speaker 3: Earth, you have a weighted blanket. No, but I bet
Speaker 3: you my wife does.
Speaker 1: And then I just lay on top of her so yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're all just mushing. There's a lot of rushing happening.
Speaker 8: Closer closer, they son, put those dictionaries on my back.
Speaker 8: Burry me and my dumb bells. Bring your dad, come on,
Speaker 8: just bring that ana conduct. I want to be squeezed.
Speaker 8: My ultimate way to go bas that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just keep watching The Crucible, that Giles Corey
Speaker 3: scene for there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, more weight, number of turns up, jacked off to
Speaker 1: that thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, brother, we both get horny
Speaker 3: being eated by a snake.
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about the big Taylor Swift conspiracy
Speaker 1: theory that they're suspicious of her popularity as they as
Speaker 1: they often like they're they're always suspicious of like Hollywood
Speaker 1: when Hollywood makes a big movie and they're like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck's going on here, because because when they try
Speaker 1: to make a big comedy movie, it ends up not
Speaker 1: not going so well. But anyways, they you know, her
Speaker 1: Time magazine cover was interpreted but interpreted by far right
Speaker 1: media figures as evidence of her role as a covert
Speaker 1: government operative. And now Fox News is like really doing
Speaker 1: their best to run with this. Jesse Waters Akaa dollar Store,
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson dedicated an entire segment of his show to
Speaker 1: exposing how the Pentagon had secretly recruited Taylor Swift as
Speaker 1: an asset.
Speaker 2: You got to hear his words, like just just his
Speaker 2: delivery here is fucking it's a I don't even know
Speaker 2: what the fuck he thinks is going on.
Speaker 1: Here is like it feels like his show is like,
Speaker 1: at least partially, like maybe he thinks he's like The
Speaker 1: Daily Show or something like.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what his show is. Sometimes I
Speaker 3: just see clips of it and I'm just like, what,
Speaker 3: who is this? Is this a comedy show or is
Speaker 3: this just He also gets dunked on by his own family, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his mom calls in and is like, Jesse, you
Speaker 1: should be ashamed of your Be good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, be a force for good, not a force for
Speaker 2: dumb shit. Anyway, Here's this is how he This is
Speaker 2: how he opens the barrage against Taylor Swift.
Speaker 9: Well, Taylor Swift's the biggest star in the world.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Gutfield.
Speaker 9: She's been blanketed across the sports media entertainment atmosph The
Speaker 9: New York Times just speculated she's a lesbian and last
Speaker 9: year's tour what broke Ticketmaster, a tour that's revenue tops
Speaker 9: the GDP of fifty countries. I mean, I like her music,
Speaker 9: She's all right, but I mean have you ever wondered
Speaker 9: why or how she blew up like this?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 9: Well, around four years ago, the Pentagon Psychological Operations Unit
Speaker 9: floated turning Taylor Swift into an asset during a NATO meeting. Well,
Speaker 9: knave asset, a psyop for combating online misinformation.
Speaker 1: Listen, Okay, so he's about to cut away to a
Speaker 1: clip of what he claims is the Pentagon floating the idea.
Speaker 1: Somehow someone got a camera into a secret Pentagon meeting
Speaker 1: where they are floating the idea of cultivating Taylor Swift,
Speaker 1: an already successful, near billionaire musician, pop culture figure, bringing
Speaker 1: her in to work with the Pentagon, something that a
Speaker 1: cool pop culture you know figure would definitely want to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: absolutely all right.
Speaker 3: Also, can we just say, like his the premise of
Speaker 3: this entire segment, opening with do you ever wonder how
Speaker 3: she got so popular?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, no abundance. I wonder how like a hot, skinny
Speaker 3: blonde girl who sings good and writes songs got popular?
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I gotta say even that clip of her like getting
Speaker 1: the hot goss that what's the name one of the as?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kylie Jenner shut down a photo op with Selena Gomez.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with Selena Gomez. Like her reaction, everything about it
Speaker 1: is just like, I don't know, it's like a great performance.
Speaker 1: Every everything she does is just like a pitch perfect
Speaker 1: performance of Taylor swiftness. It's crazy. I'd never have once.
Speaker 1: The only thing I've wondered at is like how she
Speaker 1: manages to just like be this way all the time,
Speaker 1: not like whyl you dumb fuck No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like the only thing that I, you know,
Speaker 3: questioned was like how someone with actual talent got famous
Speaker 3: in the first place?
Speaker 1: Right? Do some people like her too much? That probably
Speaker 1: has to do with the fact that we don't have
Speaker 1: religion anymore, but like this we have.
Speaker 3: This is America. Our celebrities are our queens.
Speaker 1: We got Elvis and we got this, Like, you know,
Speaker 1: this is it. But it's it's just so the idea
Speaker 1: that you can tell people to like something and they'll
Speaker 1: like it, like is just so dumb. Right, how true
Speaker 1: the Republicans would have like had so much more success
Speaker 1: than they have, right.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's also that there's still you know,
Speaker 2: because back before she was like kind of being ambiguous
Speaker 2: about her politics.
Speaker 3: Remember, they were like, Yo, she's our fucking arian queen. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like we know, like she's keeping it hush hush.
Speaker 2: And then she was like, hey, red shirt to vote
Speaker 2: because people are like fucking gross, So like, fuck you,
Speaker 2: you fucking Sia.
Speaker 1: Fuck Okay, I think she might like trust fuck you.
Speaker 1: You have to remember that booth Willie style one for
Speaker 1: the for the right wing, the intelligence state, if it's
Speaker 1: not working in their particular white supremacist interest, then the
Speaker 1: intelligence State is trying to do woke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's trying to make your kids gay, and it's yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, like so just remember that critique that the
Speaker 3: right wing has said it's gonna be about you know,
Speaker 3: oh so maybe the c I a fucking plant unless
Speaker 3: you know it's someone who loves Trump, and then they're.
Speaker 2: Like, right, I mean co Intel pro was cool, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: like Taylor times up, the eye knows good.
Speaker 3: Sometimes they do good stuff like breaking.
Speaker 1: Up literally just fascinating people. So the video that he
Speaker 1: cuts away to is of a twenty nineteen event in
Speaker 1: which the Pentagon's psyop unit pitches NATO on the idea
Speaker 1: of turning to the swift into an asset. Wait, sorry,
Speaker 1: that's not even close to what it is. The woman
Speaker 1: giving the presentation is not a Pentagon employee specializing in
Speaker 1: syop work, rather a research engineer and applied physics at
Speaker 1: Johns Hopkins University. So the other people, the other people
Speaker 1: on stage weren't from the Department of Defense either. They're
Speaker 1: from like Mozilla, the Firepoffs browser, and there is someone
Speaker 1: from the British Army not so.
Speaker 3: What is he doing there? Yeah, all right, that's my
Speaker 3: six much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, it's just And she's like, wouldn't it
Speaker 1: be cool if you could leverage social media to change
Speaker 1: people's mind?
Speaker 3: Dude, that would be so sick. I hope no one
Speaker 3: ever thinks of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, exactly, social media marketing. Yeah. They also introduced
Speaker 1: a slide featuring depictions of several Game of Thrones characters
Speaker 1: being like, what if Danar's Targerian was a spy for
Speaker 1: the Democrats?
Speaker 3: What if instead of doing a quiz to find out
Speaker 3: what Hogwarts house you are, we do a quiz to
Speaker 3: find out how susceptible you are to being a Manchurion candidate. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Okay, they're saying, what if you could use social media
Speaker 1: influencers to battle misinformation, and that that is the overall idea.
Speaker 1: But he's like, they've done it before. They used Louis
Speaker 1: Armstrong and you know, Michael Jackson, Elvis, Nina Simone, they
Speaker 1: used them all, and it's just like they they used
Speaker 1: a Louis Armstrong tour and a Nina Simone tour as
Speaker 1: like a front to like do CIA work.
Speaker 3: They want that, right, Yeah, which, of course did Nina know?
Speaker 3: Feel like Nina knew.
Speaker 1: I think they were deceived and also like strong armed,
Speaker 1: you know. But and then Elvis, obviously we've talked about
Speaker 1: how he went.
Speaker 3: To well yeah, yeah, he knew. He went to the FBI.
Speaker 3: I want to be I would like imagine gun.
Speaker 1: Please was given an award by Ronald Reagan for his
Speaker 1: work in an anti drinking and driving campaign, and Ronald
Speaker 1: Reagan said Michael Jackson was taking time to help lead
Speaker 1: the fight against alcohol and drug abuse. But you think
Speaker 1: Ronald Reagan inviting Michael Jackson to the White House to
Speaker 1: give him an award for preventing abuse wouldn't be something
Speaker 1: Fox News would want to highlight.
Speaker 3: But that's well, you know that they only believe in
Speaker 3: child abuse if it happens at the in the basement
Speaker 3: of a pizza shop. That's right, every other like you know,
Speaker 3: noted and case with evidence. They're just like bag that's
Speaker 3: the same job.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'll but this is also just like some shit
Speaker 1: that was tweeted by a racist troll on social media.
Speaker 1: Mike Ben's the former State Department official, but like just
Speaker 1: a racist troll at this point, We're posted the same
Speaker 1: clip on Twitter and even his post soon warranted a
Speaker 1: community note that the claim is false, and he was like,
Speaker 1: this is a good primary source to work from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, god like and also like what I'm curious if
Speaker 2: I like, if they're going to go further, what exactly
Speaker 2: did the people in Langley, Virginia, Like, what are the
Speaker 2: orders for this operation? Taylor Swift become massively popular and
Speaker 2: like just cape for like semi progressive things or not
Speaker 2: at all and that's the entirety.
Speaker 3: Of it, or just or make Republicans look bad day
Speaker 3: get out there. Yeah, Yeah, it's it's weird to you know,
Speaker 3: like if she had like strong politics, then I you know, maybe,
Speaker 3: but her politics seem to be like pretty milk toes.
Speaker 3: It's just like you know, she I mean not that
Speaker 3: it's not good. She as a huge superstar her being
Speaker 3: out there and saying like, you know, we need to
Speaker 3: not have Trump as president, and I feel strongly about that.
Speaker 3: Very good and I'm I'm pro that. But it's just like,
Speaker 3: you know, I don't think you need the CIA to
Speaker 3: make a celebrity say lib stuff like that's like their
Speaker 3: baseline except for Israel, of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all inof it's all.
Speaker 1: But if you want to see what it looks like
Speaker 1: for the government and to like work with the media
Speaker 1: to try to make a thing happen and how successful
Speaker 1: that is, I will direct you to Mike Pence's career
Speaker 1: and you know the what was the last bush guy
Speaker 1: please clam.
Speaker 3: George W jeb Jim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they you can't just make a thing happen
Speaker 1: because you want it to because it's good for the
Speaker 1: rich and the powerful like you.
Speaker 3: Well, you can try, you can spend a lot of
Speaker 3: money to attempt that's you know, but at the end
Speaker 3: of the day, you know this this idea that like
Speaker 3: someone out there has the magic code, the magic combination
Speaker 3: of words that like now the c i A knows
Speaker 3: what words to use to do this so that they hypnotize.
Speaker 3: It's like these same people also believe in like pick
Speaker 3: up artists, ship yeah, libs Yeah, exactly like they they
Speaker 3: think that there is a combination of words that will
Speaker 3: make any hot woman fall in love with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's working even on me. I'm starting to
Speaker 1: like her songs.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think shake it Off works. Yeah, because it's
Speaker 3: got to be. It's gotta be the CIA. That song
Speaker 3: slaps too good to not be right.
Speaker 1: The creators of all the best players want to play.
Speaker 1: I mean, what the fuck? What do you think that means? Dude?
Speaker 3: There actually was a list of songs someone God, I
Speaker 3: need to look this up. But someone pointed out there
Speaker 3: was a list of songs that have come out over
Speaker 3: the last like fifty years with CIA co writing credits. Uh,
Speaker 3: but none of them were like particularly good or successful.
Speaker 1: Right, I need to look There's the Winds of Change,
Speaker 1: the Scorpions song.
Speaker 3: Is that is that right? That?
Speaker 1: There is a whole podcast about how that may have
Speaker 1: been a CIA.
Speaker 3: App Yes, Yes, that's yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it was like at the time of the
Speaker 1: fall of the Berlin Wall and they were like, let's
Speaker 1: make this cool, Let's make and but that was like
Speaker 1: such a weird time where everybody was like super susceptible
Speaker 1: to I don't know, like Reagan Ragan speaking.
Speaker 3: And to like by the Scorpions exactly.
Speaker 1: Well, Matt leave as always such a pleasure having you
Speaker 1: on the.
Speaker 3: Day, wonderful being here. I love you, Thank you for
Speaker 3: having me.
Speaker 1: We love you too, love you too.
Speaker 3: I love you. Guys.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Hear you all that good stuff?
Speaker 3: You can find me on Instagram at matt leab Jokes,
Speaker 3: where I post videos and stuff me doing jokes like
Speaker 3: I said, you stand up. And then also some like
Speaker 3: fun funny little Jewish anti Sionist videos that I enjoy doing.
Speaker 3: And then you can listen to me talk about the
Speaker 3: Wire or the Sopranos on pod Yourself a Gun. That's
Speaker 3: a podcast. And then my brand new podcast Bad has
Speaker 3: Barrah Hasbara and that is just me uh and a
Speaker 3: guest going through uh, you know, the latest and greatest
Speaker 3: in Israeli propaganda. I think they do a very funny
Speaker 3: They do a very bad job at propaganda now and
Speaker 3: it's just been fun to kind of catalog at all.
Speaker 3: So check that out wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 1: You don't like that SNL show that they do with
Speaker 1: the boy Kelman guess it on and Michael Rappaport guess.
Speaker 3: It's weird to like watch something so egregiously bad that
Speaker 3: you're just like, you know, I don't know how this
Speaker 3: is the Jewish State? Come on, guys, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Like, you wear a pretty funny people. I
Speaker 3: think people can you know, say that without it being
Speaker 3: too stereotypical. You watch that and you go like, this
Speaker 3: doesn't feel like the Jewish State. This feels like the
Speaker 3: the fucking Babylon b State, you know what I mean, right,
Speaker 3: Like it's like Babylon Bee had its own, like you know,
Speaker 3: self determination, and they're like, we need our own state
Speaker 3: because like the jokes are just so I mean, how
Speaker 3: many times can you be like, man, women with blue hair?
Speaker 3: Sure are anti.
Speaker 1: Some right, Like so many times it turns.
Speaker 3: Out so many times and this guy is kind of
Speaker 3: gay and it's like, wait, I thought your whole thing
Speaker 3: was that you love getting right Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Is there a work of media you've.
Speaker 3: Been enjoying a work of media that I have been enjoying.
Speaker 3: Is I'm going to shout out my homie. This is
Speaker 3: uh Daniel matte He is another Jew and he on Instagram.
Speaker 3: He's been, you know, like just doing these kind of
Speaker 3: like walk and talk videos that have just been very
Speaker 3: good and cathartic, and I just I think he's great.
Speaker 3: You can follow him at Daniel B. Mattey. And he
Speaker 3: was just on your show. He was just on the show.
Speaker 3: We had a great conversation. It was a lot of
Speaker 3: fun and I just enjoy I enjoy him a lot.
Speaker 3: And then a tweet, a tweet from Culin Crawford at
Speaker 3: Hello Cullen. He wrote, either go big or you go small.
Speaker 3: She replied to it or you go medium.
Speaker 1: Right, Well that's where you don't forget about that, or
Speaker 1: you don't go just don't go it off.
Speaker 3: It did not get nearly as much love as it
Speaker 3: needed to get. So yeah, at Hello Colon.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 3: Miles.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Is there a working media
Speaker 1: you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Find me at Miles of Gray wherever they got the
Speaker 2: at symbols Fine Jack and I are Basketball podcast, Miles
Speaker 2: and Jack Got Mad boostis We're back this week with
Speaker 2: a new episode.
Speaker 3: Because we're back. That's just how we do things and.
Speaker 2: Also find me on four twentyance with Sophia Alexandra.
Speaker 3: Where we talking about niney day fiance but off that gas.
Speaker 2: Now, let's see a tweet that I like is from
Speaker 2: Raheita Kadambi at Roheita Kandabi tweeted it said, so many
Speaker 2: people are using words like serves, slay, and mother when
Speaker 2: there is only one person who who has in fact
Speaker 2: served for slaying her mother and his.
Speaker 3: Gypsy Rose Blazer.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was like perfect, perfect, perfect, Wow.
Speaker 1: Yes, you can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore
Speaker 1: Brian a tweet I've been enjoying. Phil Jamison tweeted me, Actually,
Speaker 1: the M stands for machine, ha ha, so it's redundant
Speaker 1: to say MRI machine. The R in the I stand
Speaker 1: for Rhode Island doctor. See this is why we need
Speaker 1: to scan your brain. Machine wrote. You can find us
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Speaker 1: talked about today's episode, as well as a song that
Speaker 1: we think you might enjoy miles. There's not a song
Speaker 1: you think, yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Know, just I was just saying, we were just talking
Speaker 2: about the joys of digging and being under the ground
Speaker 2: and the comfort that it brings us. So it just
Speaker 2: reminded me of this, like ben Folds five song.
Speaker 1: I heard in eighth grade.
Speaker 3: Am I going to do? By mud Vain? There were
Speaker 3: so many I was like, what do we do? Six underground?
Speaker 2: So many things, but this one it's called Underground by
Speaker 2: ben Folds five, But this is the live version. Check
Speaker 2: out the live version, because it's just I don't know,
Speaker 2: I just I think that was the only version I knew.
Speaker 2: I know it's on an album, but it's underground, and
Speaker 2: you know, the hook is saying we can be happy underground,
Speaker 2: and that's the only.
Speaker 1: Option that applies to underground.
Speaker 2: And yeah, billionaires too, with their bunkers. All roads lead
Speaker 2: underground folks.
Speaker 1: Maybe we could tunnel into their bunkers. They'd probably be
Speaker 1: cool about that. I'd be like, oh hi.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, why don't we just plug up their
Speaker 2: like their air air tubes, you know, be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't think about this vulnerability you need outside air.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, diggity no, doubt.
Speaker 2: Hey dumn, play on, play it yes well.
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