Speaker 1: Kabbooms.
Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Mahler starts right now.
Speaker 1: In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Ben Mahler
Speaker 1: and Danny G. It is week five of the NFL
Speaker 1: season today, and we are your pregame show. Or it's possible,
Speaker 1: Dany G, that we are actually going alongside the Jacksonville Jaguars,
Speaker 1: or are they the London Jags taking on the Buffalo
Speaker 1: Bills here in a very early NFL matchup for those
Speaker 1: on the West Coast and even on the East coast.
Speaker 1: The game kicks off at nine to thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1: That's kind of early.
Speaker 3: It's a little bit Can I watch it as toy
Speaker 3: story again?
Speaker 1: Oh man? What are they doing? So there's such a
Speaker 1: bunch of hardos at the NFL trying to get kids
Speaker 1: to watch. I hate to tell them they're only watching
Speaker 1: highlights on TikTok. They're not they're not watching the games.
Speaker 1: They're not. But anyway, on this podcast, we've got the
Speaker 1: mail bag, mail bag, and if that was not enough
Speaker 1: for your dancing and dining pleasure, we did not get
Speaker 1: the pop culture. We thought about doing it on Friday,
Speaker 1: we considered it on Saturday, and here we are on
Speaker 1: Sunday and we haven't gotten the pop culture. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do a little bit of pop culture. Then we'll
Speaker 1: get to the mail bag. Is that good, Danny? Does
Speaker 1: that work for you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? It sounds like sloppy thirds let's do it.
Speaker 1: Oh, dare you.
Speaker 3: Jog?
Speaker 1: All right? Thank you? Ohio Al. Here's an interesting one
Speaker 1: from Michigan State. A professor at Michigan State had some
Speaker 1: explaining to do. This professor some investigators who happened to
Speaker 1: be some of his students, did some investigating and found
Speaker 1: out that he had been a convicted meth manufacturer in
Speaker 1: the past. But he was able to hide that information
Speaker 1: and became a college professor at Michigan State.
Speaker 3: Wow, we should write a TV show about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And they can throw pizzas on the roof and
Speaker 1: they can have they can have a fine time there.
Speaker 1: But yeah, this guy at Michigan State. Turns out, apparently
Speaker 1: everyone's got a past, Danny, Everyone's got a past, and
Speaker 1: this guy's past included a little methamphetamy. So the students
Speaker 1: found out about it and did not necessarily go over
Speaker 1: particularly well, as you might imagine in the world of academia,
Speaker 1: not so good. Michigan State has had a tough, tough road.
Speaker 1: But this guy, the guy's named Brendan. He was charged
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty for helping run a meth lab. He
Speaker 1: was arrested in Louisiana, and this fall he started teaching
Speaker 1: at Michigan State. Wow, that's impressive that you could be
Speaker 1: arrested in twenty twenty with the math and then a
Speaker 1: few years later you're teaching at a prestigious what I
Speaker 1: thought was a prestigious university.
Speaker 3: Anything as possible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at that man. He was charged with creation
Speaker 1: or operation of a clandest clandestine laboratory for the unlawful
Speaker 1: manufacturer of a controlled dangerous substance. So yeah, and he
Speaker 1: had taught anatomy and a few other classes there. According
Speaker 1: to one of the students there, he was erratic and
Speaker 1: just seemed impatient. Hey, yeah, they claim, So all right,
Speaker 1: here you go Michigan State Way to go sparty Drake.
Speaker 1: Drake is in some hot water. People are still hating
Speaker 1: on him. He gave a random fan at one of
Speaker 1: his concerts fifty thousand dollars. Did you see this, Danny
Speaker 1: fifty g's This guy got a bunch of hookers and cocaine. No, no,
Speaker 1: he wasn't going to the ballet, man, he wasn't going
Speaker 1: to the ballet. But I'm like, come on, I mean,
Speaker 1: Drake's living the life there. He's probably like al Chopo.
Speaker 1: He's got so much money he doesn't know what to
Speaker 1: do with the money. Right, But weren't that wasn't that
Speaker 1: the story about al Chopo and those guys in the
Speaker 1: Mexican cartels. They were burying money because they had so
Speaker 1: much money they didn't know what to do with it,
Speaker 1: and it just so they started like bearing it right man. Anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he gave a fan fifty thousand dollars in cash and
Speaker 1: got ripped for it. It was at a stop in Miami,
Speaker 1: and a certain fan kind of caught his attention there,
Speaker 1: and so he gave him fifty grand. Do you you
Speaker 1: have to pay taxes on that, right, or if it's cash,
Speaker 1: you don't have to. I don't think I mean you're supposed.
Speaker 3: To the one time gift.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man uh. Anyway, so people are ripping him, saying
Speaker 1: they're ripping Drake pretty much. Whatever he does, he's gonna
Speaker 1: get ripped. People are goofing on him. Well, here's sping
Speaker 1: of money. Some person walking on a beach in Florida
Speaker 1: discovered almost one million dollars worth of cocaine. What's that?
Speaker 1: It's cocaine. Now here's the thing. You were walking on
Speaker 1: the beach. You much rather find a million dollars cash
Speaker 1: because that you don't have to report taxes to a
Speaker 1: million dollars cash. You're supposed to. But again, you know,
Speaker 1: there's no paper trail on that. I don't believe, So
Speaker 1: I think you're you're in good shape there, couch May.
Speaker 1: In this story, the package weighed sixty seven pounds. The
Speaker 1: street value was approximately a million dollars. This was in
Speaker 1: Daytona beach. Beach was in Daytona. You know who lives
Speaker 1: in Daytona. Jed who fled? How upset is Jed that
Speaker 1: he's not the one that found that that cocaine? Man
Speaker 1: that's a lot of cocaine, Man White washed up right
Speaker 1: there on the beach in Florida.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he'd be on one hell of a bender right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. In July, during Shark Week, Discovery aired
Speaker 1: an episode in which scientists attempted to discern how all
Speaker 1: of the cocaine that's washed up on the beach is
Speaker 1: a Florida over the decades has affected the shark population.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that was was wonderful. Great. Back in August,
Speaker 1: the mayor of Tampa was on a family fishing trip.
Speaker 1: I think we talked about this one on the show.
Speaker 1: Was in the Florida Keys and caught a seventy pound
Speaker 1: what they thought was a fish, seventy pound bag of
Speaker 1: coke worth over a million dollars. Doubt. Yeah, pop goes
Speaker 1: the culture. Let's go to Vegas. You were just in
Speaker 1: Vegas and MGM Resorts continues to refuse to pay the
Speaker 1: people that have attacked them cyberly and shut down the
Speaker 1: cyber attack that shut down their whole thing. They're not
Speaker 1: paying the ransom attack. They're not given in at least
Speaker 1: not at this point. They were refusing to pay and
Speaker 1: it's still causing them all kinds of problems for their business.
Speaker 1: But they're like, we're not paying, so I guess they've
Speaker 1: been able to function. Did you go through any MGM properties, Danny?
Speaker 1: Did it look all messed up? Was it a lot
Speaker 1: different without.
Speaker 3: We were on an property, didn't have any problem?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, there you go. So we don't need we
Speaker 1: don't need you. We're good, We're all right.
Speaker 3: We do not negotiate with terrorists.
Speaker 1: That's right. The Ring camera people, here's a good marketing gimmut.
Speaker 1: They're marketing gimmick. They're offering a one million dollar reward
Speaker 1: for video footage of aliens captured using their camera.
Speaker 3: Big guys ten feet tall, have big.
Speaker 1: Eyes, exactly exactly. Well, here's something that I think we
Speaker 1: can both appreciate, Dandy. It says that AI is a
Speaker 1: legitimate threat to make the traditional college degree completely obsolete.
Speaker 1: That going to college and getting all that student debt
Speaker 1: that you get when you go to college, it's just
Speaker 1: not going to matter because with the AI, you just
Speaker 1: type of few words in about a being by the boom,
Speaker 1: and you've got as much knowledge as anybody with a
Speaker 1: bunch of degrees and the Rhodes scholar and all that stuff.
Speaker 3: So I have a huge basketball IQ.
Speaker 1: Dang. Yeah, well, Bob Ross, I saw this story floating
Speaker 1: around and this is interesting. Bob Ross, the first made
Speaker 1: for TV painting has popped up. It's on the sales market.
Speaker 1: You can get the Bob Ross first made TV painting.
Speaker 1: The legend the iconic Bob Ross man was he was
Speaker 1: he get actually dressed up as Bob Ross one year
Speaker 1: or was it last year? Maybe it was last year.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe it was last year. Time flies
Speaker 1: or it doesn't fly, I guess anyway. According to the
Speaker 1: Washington Post, the painting has been in possession of a
Speaker 1: single loan of the past forty years. That's that's a
Speaker 1: long time. Four decades. Volunteer at the PBS station in
Speaker 1: Virginia where that show was filmed, Ross donated the painting,
Speaker 1: and the volunteer likely paid about one hundred dollars or
Speaker 1: less for it. But they they're auctioning this thing off
Speaker 1: nine point eight million dollars. It's called a walk in
Speaker 1: the woods. It should be a walk to the bank.
Speaker 1: It should be what it's called there. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: we got some money here. And Bob Ross did not
Speaker 1: even get any like he wasn't rich from all this,
Speaker 1: Like his name has been worth more now since he's
Speaker 1: been dead than when he was around. Yeah. Eh, craziness
Speaker 1: the Bob Ross Inc. Which is I saw a documentary
Speaker 1: about this and they were like kind of goofing on
Speaker 1: the like the people that have hijacked the Bob Ross
Speaker 1: brand and put it on everything and.
Speaker 3: And all of that.
Speaker 1: People getting very excited on the tablet Lloyd's Danny here
Speaker 1: in LA and Hollywood because Jennifer Lopez and Ben Afflack
Speaker 1: her husband there were spotted at a McDonald's drive through.
Speaker 1: You know you got you don't want a big mac?
Speaker 1: You eat a big Mac? Is that is that? I
Speaker 1: mean there's celebrities that go to fast food restaurants all
Speaker 1: the time. It's la that's I mean, they have to eat,
Speaker 1: they go, and but people making a big deal about that,
Speaker 1: Like I can't believe it. It's amazing.
Speaker 3: Do you think j Lo got a mcflurry?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Uh well, you got to get the fries at McDonald's, right,
Speaker 1: that's the key. That's the everything else is secondary. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what you get after that. Why don't we
Speaker 1: get to the mailbag? You want to get the mail bag?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes Sunday a Sunday.
Speaker 1: It's mail bag. Thank you, Ohio, Al, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: First up on the mailbag, Mike in Fullerton in southern
Speaker 1: California rights in and he says, Hi, there, Ben and
Speaker 1: Danny g if the FCC all of a sudden allowed
Speaker 1: swearing on the radio, this is kind of like what
Speaker 1: we talked about the other day. If the FCC all
Speaker 1: of a sudden allowed swearing on the radio. How often
Speaker 1: do you to curse on your show? And do you
Speaker 1: think it would help or hurt the ratings? Some people
Speaker 1: out there aren't big fans of colorful language.
Speaker 3: I hear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we when we started doing the podcast, when
Speaker 1: I was doing it with West of the four h five,
Speaker 1: we would curse. He would curse a lot some episodes.
Speaker 1: I would curse a lot, and we ended up getting
Speaker 1: I got a lot of negative feedback. People were very upset.
Speaker 1: I'm not used to you cursing. I don't like you cursing.
Speaker 1: I kind of stopped. I mean, I'll put a ship
Speaker 1: in there every once in a while, for old times sake,
Speaker 1: I'll throw a shit in there, maybe even a fuck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 3: So it's like growing up with Captain and Kangaroo, and
Speaker 3: then all of a sudden you hear him dropping f bombs.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, who's the guy he died a couple of
Speaker 1: years of the guy that hosted America's funniest videot home videos.
Speaker 1: Remember he's a comedian. Yeah, but he was a he
Speaker 1: was a comedian, and he did dirty comedy like he
Speaker 1: did dirty. He worked blue, He worked blue, and people
Speaker 1: would sometimes be freaked out by that because he was
Speaker 1: like this wholesome part of Americana doing Bob Bob Saggot, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Bob Saggitt. Yeah. So there's an example. Mike also says,
Speaker 1: a great job maintaining your composure during all that Laker
Speaker 1: talk with Fred Rogan. That was impressive. Thank you, that
Speaker 1: was very, very painful.
Speaker 3: No, the Lakers are supporting your TV show.
Speaker 1: How about your clippers?
Speaker 3: Like that?
Speaker 1: Smile off your face, Danny. Next up, Francine writes in
Speaker 1: and says, why do you keep weed Man Hippie on
Speaker 1: the Friday lame jokes portion of the show. He isn't
Speaker 1: funny anymore. His laugh is fake and I have to
Speaker 1: turn the station off because I can't listen as long
Speaker 1: as he's part of it. Well, thank you for the email.
Speaker 1: The message here the reason, and this is totally transparent.
Speaker 1: I want to be transparent with you. The reason we
Speaker 1: have weed Man Hippie on is we we had a
Speaker 1: couple of meetings and we tried to figure out how
Speaker 1: can we piss off Francene, what would piss off what
Speaker 1: would really piss off Francene to turn the station off?
Speaker 3: And we all agreed weed Man Hippie. So that's why
Speaker 3: he's a paid caller. And if you don't use him
Speaker 3: during that segment, then it messes up the invoice.
Speaker 1: That is true billing. The billing department does not appreciate that.
Speaker 1: And weed Man, it's so funny. We were laughing. Actually,
Speaker 1: we had a post post show party and we Man
Speaker 1: was laughing because he said, all these people think I
Speaker 1: have no money and I'm getting paid for this every week.
Speaker 1: It's a gag. And sometimes people even send the extra
Speaker 1: money on that that Remember we started that dummy weed
Speaker 1: Man weed Man Hippie Gmail account and then people would
Speaker 1: like send him money and he thought that was funny too,
Speaker 1: but we had to take that out, if you remember, Danny,
Speaker 1: we had to take that out of his check, the
Speaker 1: extra money. Oh, Big Lou from the LBC rights in
Speaker 1: Good Old Big Lou and Big Lou says, this is
Speaker 1: ask Danny G. Being that you have worked in sports
Speaker 1: in the music business, who gives the best interview sports
Speaker 1: figures or people in the music business, and who has
Speaker 1: been a or favorite interview in both, respectively. So this
Speaker 1: is only for you, Danny. I'm gonna sit this one out.
Speaker 1: It's all you, Danny G.
Speaker 3: Go ahead. I'm gonna say musicians usually give better interviews
Speaker 3: because they're stone drunk, both just rolled out of a
Speaker 3: hotel bed with a random female or male, depending on
Speaker 3: who you're interviewing. So the debauchery in the music world
Speaker 3: it's a notch above the professional sports world. So you
Speaker 3: get some dirt. I'm thinking which rapper DMX was really good? Rip.
Speaker 3: Not only was he a really good interview, Ben, but
Speaker 3: we set up this whole Vegas weekend where me and
Speaker 3: my station we flew out a winner, and it was
Speaker 3: this girl and her best friend. We flew her and
Speaker 3: her friends out to Vegas to see DMX in the
Speaker 3: front row and meet him backstage. But Ben, it was
Speaker 3: better than a meet and greet. We had come to
Speaker 3: find out she actually slept with him. Whoa, and we
Speaker 3: got the dirt The next Monday. She wasn't really cooperating
Speaker 3: when we were talking to her on the phone, but
Speaker 3: we could tell that something shady had gone on. Her
Speaker 3: best friend calls the morning show and spilled the tea
Speaker 3: that they hooked up and that's why her friend was
Speaker 3: acting so weird because her friend's husband listened to our
Speaker 3: morning show. She came in super pissed, was screaming and
Speaker 3: yelling in the general manager's office that we probably caused
Speaker 3: a divorce. Talk about an awesome interview.
Speaker 1: Wait, so she's married, she's at the DMX thing and
Speaker 1: he wants to, you know, take her back to the badge.
Speaker 1: He ends you all, right, here we go. Here we
Speaker 1: go like Dak Prescott, Here we go.
Speaker 3: Get gigy. So we would always whenever we would do
Speaker 3: a flyaway, we always liked to check in with the
Speaker 3: winner the following monday to get a review on the
Speaker 3: concert and see how everything went. It was just like
Speaker 3: a quick couple minute phone call with them. We when
Speaker 3: we did that with her, she was very kind of
Speaker 3: weird about the whole meet and greet part, and we
Speaker 3: could tell something was wrong. So when her friend called
Speaker 3: us and let us know what happened. Fireworks went off
Speaker 3: and our general manager was stuck in the middle of it.
Speaker 3: And the next morning he made us apologize to her
Speaker 3: on the air, and we're like, apologize for.
Speaker 1: What she got to hook up with a rap star. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't need to a pop. I mean, she's the
Speaker 1: one that unless it was something that it wasn't, and
Speaker 1: she's the one that decided she wanted to go that direction.
Speaker 1: Why is that your fault?
Speaker 3: I guess it's because we let the cat out the
Speaker 3: bag that she cheated. But there was more than one
Speaker 3: interview that was spicy like that when it came to rappers.
Speaker 3: So that was a lot of fun on radio. Also,
Speaker 3: I interviewed Alicia Keys one morning and she got really
Speaker 3: pissy and she hung up on me, and that went
Speaker 3: down in radio history at the station I was at,
Speaker 3: So I was known as the guy that pissed off
Speaker 3: Alicia Keys.
Speaker 1: That's cool, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Musicians are much athletes are boring.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't get why so many they were on television
Speaker 1: because most of them just they just are robots. And
Speaker 1: the first casualty of interviewing an athlete is the truth
Speaker 1: and also entertainment, Like there are a few guys that
Speaker 1: are good, right, but most of them, they all they've
Speaker 1: all memorized. It's like that line from Bull Durham, you
Speaker 1: know about that you gotta learn your cliches. You know
Speaker 1: you're gonna deal with the writers, And so they just
Speaker 1: repeat that mumbo jumbo and they're just lifeless zombies.
Speaker 3: Also, think about it, Ben, your alumni of kiss Am yep.
Speaker 3: The musicians need you. They need you in your station
Speaker 3: to play their song after song after song they release.
Speaker 3: An athlete doesn't give a shit about the radio because
Speaker 3: there it doesn't change anything for them. If anything, it
Speaker 3: gives them crap and problems with you talking smack about
Speaker 3: them on sports radio. What does it help them with?
Speaker 3: It doesn't help them with sales. They're not pushing a
Speaker 3: song for somebody to buy. So Alicia Keys is a
Speaker 3: good example of that. I made up with her. She
Speaker 3: came on the show again and apologized. I interviewed her
Speaker 3: at a better time later in the morning, and I
Speaker 3: did a meet and greet with listeners and she was
Speaker 3: super extra suite at the meet and greet. So she
Speaker 3: made good. That happens with a lot of musicians because
Speaker 3: they want to stay in a good space with your
Speaker 3: radio station.
Speaker 1: So my only I never met DMX, but when we
Speaker 1: did the Malor Meet and greet in twenty nineteen, there
Speaker 1: was a down the street. We were at the Cask
Speaker 1: and flagging and down the street right near Finway, DMX was.
Speaker 1: I guess she was either performing there somewhere in Boston,
Speaker 1: but they came to a bar right near where we were,
Speaker 1: and Blair from Maine, the DMX people, the roadies from
Speaker 1: DMX were all partying and having a grand time, and
Speaker 1: that that freaked out Blair and Maine so much he
Speaker 1: had to leave early.
Speaker 2: Whoopee pie. Blair sucks and Fox Sports Radio knows it.
Speaker 1: He was so traumatized by the DMX crowd that was
Speaker 1: just having a grand old time there. What's next, Georgian,
Speaker 1: You've all the Texas rites? And he says, would you
Speaker 1: rather guys escape prison in a sewer pipe like in
Speaker 1: Shawshank Redemption or have to face have a face to
Speaker 1: face conversation with Brian Finley after after he ate a
Speaker 1: huge plate of garlic chicken Daddy, Yeah, yeah, I would
Speaker 1: much rather just roll around in a sewer just with you. Know,
Speaker 1: swamp creatures in there and all that. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I would go for rather than Brian Ferry spitting pieces
Speaker 1: of leftover garlic chicken with almond butter. I'm good.
Speaker 3: I don't need that. What about you, Danny, I'm with you.
Speaker 3: Just call me Andy Duframe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one, just chip away. He just got a chip away,
Speaker 1: Josie writes, since says any news on how Roberto is doing? Uh?
Speaker 1: Last night I talked to Roberto last time. He's doing well.
Speaker 1: He finally passed his driving test, and I believe he
Speaker 1: has started. Who should have him on? Maybe I'll get
Speaker 1: him on one of these weeks. We'll have Roberto on
Speaker 1: to talk about what it's been like as a school
Speaker 1: bus driver. But I think he's likely in the probationary
Speaker 1: period still, if they still have that, and so I
Speaker 1: don't know if he's actually running it by himself. He
Speaker 1: probably still has somebody kind of keeping an eye on him.
Speaker 3: But make sure you ask him about Josh McDaniels. He's
Speaker 3: a big fan the Greatness.
Speaker 1: Alright, did you you didn't go to You were not
Speaker 1: able to go to the Raider game this past week,
Speaker 1: which is probably better that way, right?
Speaker 3: Yeah? It was a travel day. But yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3: obviously McDaniels is on the hot seat.
Speaker 1: I don't think he is. I don't think Mark Davis
Speaker 1: wants to pay him, and they might have to pay
Speaker 1: more to Gruden depending on how the lawsuit goes with Gruden.
Speaker 3: So I mean, the controversy is that Sence Davis is
Speaker 3: now worth so many more billions of dollars because of
Speaker 3: the brand new, state of the art stadium in Vegas,
Speaker 3: with so many fans coming in from out of town
Speaker 3: for the visiting team and to make it a party
Speaker 3: weekend and get out of the cold, that he doesn't
Speaker 3: give a shit about the fan base because he knows
Speaker 3: that the stadium will still be full. I don't know
Speaker 3: if that's true or not, but if it is, his
Speaker 3: dad would slap him across the face.
Speaker 1: So the NFL's thirty two teams in the NFL last
Speaker 1: my using malomath, and of those thirty two teams, there
Speaker 1: are three teams that consistently have more fans of the
Speaker 1: other team than their team when they play at home,
Speaker 1: the Chargers, Rams, and Raiders. It's fascinating.
Speaker 3: Irony is when the Raiders play in LA, seventy percent
Speaker 3: of the stadium is Raider fans.
Speaker 1: I know, nuts and they wanted they wanted to move
Speaker 1: to LA and the NFL block them. The geniuses at
Speaker 1: the NFL A no, no, no, work on Park Avenue
Speaker 1: and live out in the Hamptons.
Speaker 3: I hate the NFL for blocking that.
Speaker 1: That would have been amazing for the for the ratings.
Speaker 1: What is next? Alf writes, and he says Alf is
Speaker 1: back from load management at Uncle Dennis's casa. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: wonder what happened. I was where. Anytime Alf doesn't send
Speaker 1: an email or respond to on social media during the show,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, let's do it well on this check
Speaker 1: on Alf. I mean, my Alf's my guy. He follows
Speaker 1: me around. I mean, whatever shift I'm doing, Alf is
Speaker 1: going to be. There's a few guys like Alf, and
Speaker 1: he's one of the guys on that list. Anyway, says,
Speaker 1: do either of you know what see you? L O
Speaker 1: t t s R Coulette's is that it?
Speaker 3: I believe.
Speaker 1: According to this thing that he sent me here, Alf,
Speaker 1: the word c U l o t t es. Coulettes
Speaker 1: is a women's knee high trouser cut with very full
Speaker 1: legs to resemble a skirt. He says. He says that
Speaker 1: should be the word of the week. No, I think
Speaker 1: we're good on that. Alf was back in Bella's prime,
Speaker 1: would she was she a daddy's girl or a mommy's girl? Okay,
Speaker 1: so Bella loved the wife more than me. In fact,
Speaker 1: when Bella we first got Bella and she had she
Speaker 1: was full of energy and excitement. When my wife would
Speaker 1: get home from work, she if she worked during the
Speaker 1: day the Dave shift, and I'd be at the house
Speaker 1: and then I'd be getting ready for the night show.
Speaker 1: And when she'd park her car and walk towards the door,
Speaker 1: Bella had such keen instincts that she would hear and
Speaker 1: sense her presence and start running and jumping at the
Speaker 1: door to try to get through the doorff. Now Bella
Speaker 1: lays around and all she does is shit and pissed.
Speaker 1: But back then she definitely was a bigger fan of
Speaker 1: the wife for sure. Fred from Spring Texas right since says, Hi, there,
Speaker 1: I know your voice is your moneymaker. Guys, do either
Speaker 1: of you do anything special to take care of this
Speaker 1: vital asset. That's our buddy, Fred, very reliable Fred. Every
Speaker 1: week we hear from Fred in Spring Texas so, yeah, dandy,
Speaker 1: do you do anything spectacular. Back in the old days,
Speaker 1: guys used to chain smoke to get their voice right,
Speaker 1: but we don't. Most of us don't do that anymore.
Speaker 1: The busiest part of the radio station was the smoke area,
Speaker 1: but that's kind of gone away from most people.
Speaker 3: The one part of Vegas that I loathe is all
Speaker 3: the cigarette smoke. Disgusting. Never a cigarette before. I can't
Speaker 3: stand the smell of it. I hate the way cigarette
Speaker 3: smoke gets trapped in your throat. This is just being
Speaker 3: a bystander and getting it secondhand. As far as taking
Speaker 3: care of it in a healthy way, I mean, we
Speaker 3: just got to make sure that when we're off the
Speaker 3: radio and off the podcast, we kind of shut it
Speaker 3: down and rest our vocal cords.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And the key is if you're around someone that
Speaker 1: is sick that could lead to laryngitis, you gotta go
Speaker 1: the other direction. You gotta do it. That's the only
Speaker 1: thing that can really knock us out as laryngitis.
Speaker 3: I use half a bottle of hand sanitizer daily, so
Speaker 3: you're right. I always am trying to make sure I'm
Speaker 3: not catching anybody's cooties.
Speaker 1: And my thing and I've talked about this, Fred I
Speaker 1: suck on raw garlic. If I'm thinking I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: sick and I kill the infection, Ben sucks before it
Speaker 1: becomes an infection. All right, let's get out on this
Speaker 1: one more. Marcus from Bruceville, Eddie, Texas. Right, Sandy says,
Speaker 1: are there any tricks to fasting? I never tried it,
Speaker 1: but have seen great things about it. Can you give
Speaker 1: a schedule maybe I can try as a rookie. I
Speaker 1: know you're not a nutritionist, but I need something to
Speaker 1: help shed a few pounds. And also, has Danny g
Speaker 1: Ever tried fasting? And if so, how did it go?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Why don't we start with you?
Speaker 3: Danny?
Speaker 1: Have you? Have you futched around with the fasting which
Speaker 1: is pretty popular these days?
Speaker 3: Now, I've done portion control before. For me, is better
Speaker 3: than fasting. The stomach growling and all that. It makes
Speaker 3: it too hard for me to focus on my work.
Speaker 1: Gotcha? So all right, here's the deal, Marcus. There's a
Speaker 1: couple of ways you're can attack it. The first thing,
Speaker 1: I assume you have a smartphone. If not, you forget
Speaker 1: what I'm about to say because you don't. There's no
Speaker 1: but if you have a smartphone, there's a bunch of
Speaker 1: apps that you can get and they're pretty much all free.
Speaker 1: They they usually have a pay area. The one I
Speaker 1: use is called zero. We'll give them a pop. They
Speaker 1: should buy a commercial, but it's called zero. That's the
Speaker 1: one I've been using. And there's different levels to it.
Speaker 1: You can really pick whatever works for you. As a
Speaker 1: rookie or a new beet, you gotta It's like it's
Speaker 1: like a race. If you're running the New York Marathon,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna start out running twenty six point two miles.
Speaker 1: You're not. You gotta work your way up to that.
Speaker 1: So I would advise you to start with thirteen hours,
Speaker 1: which seems like a lot. But if you just don't
Speaker 1: eat three hours before you go to bed, Let's say
Speaker 1: the average person sleeps eight hours. I'm not average. I
Speaker 1: don't sleep that much. But let's say it's six hours.
Speaker 1: Fine less than it. Say you sleep six hours, So
Speaker 1: if you don't sleep three hours before you go to bed,
Speaker 1: you for six hours. That's nine hours. So you only
Speaker 1: have to get four more hours when you wake up
Speaker 1: without eating, and then you've done the thirteen hours. But
Speaker 1: if you sleep eight hours, and you stop eating three
Speaker 1: hours before bed. That's eleven hours, so you only have
Speaker 1: to wait two hours when you wake up.
Speaker 3: Prick for your initial hunger pains. Is it just lots
Speaker 3: of water?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I drink a lot of water. Mind over matter.
Speaker 1: And there's a couple of points when you start fasting
Speaker 1: a lot like I went from. I started actually was
Speaker 1: sixteen and then I worked my way up to eighteen
Speaker 1: and now I'm usually somewhere between twenty two and twenty
Speaker 1: four hours. And then one stretch like this week I
Speaker 1: had a fast. I went three days seventy two hours
Speaker 1: without without consuming any food. So and I would have
Speaker 1: probably gone longer but for food for our life, like socially,
Speaker 1: you know Danny food, we go out, you know, I
Speaker 1: mean the wife will have lunch ores and it's a
Speaker 1: social thing.
Speaker 3: That's the thing I was thinking about, is that I
Speaker 3: think my wife, you would be pissy that I wasn't
Speaker 3: eating more with her, like your wife probably had to
Speaker 3: make an adjustment that she was eating some meals by herself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it is problem. And then I do cut
Speaker 1: back when we travel because I'll only do like sixteen
Speaker 1: hours when we travel, because then it becomes yeah, a big,
Speaker 1: big issue. So I hope that helps you out though, Marcus,
Speaker 1: So thank you, good luck. Let us know how it
Speaker 1: goes and whether it's the app I recommend it or
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of other apps, you can find one
Speaker 1: that works for you. And it's a good way to
Speaker 1: keep track of it because it has a timer and
Speaker 1: then you can see how long you have left and
Speaker 1: then when you accomplished it. There's also challenges. Can you
Speaker 1: do for sixteen hour fast in a week? Can you
Speaker 1: fast for two hundred hours and you know, twenty days
Speaker 1: or fourteen days or something like that. So that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff. It's all about getting the big word is ketosis.
Speaker 1: That's the big word you want to get in that
Speaker 1: Allegedly your body burns fat. And so if you if
Speaker 1: you in theory, if you're fast, you're you're setting your
Speaker 1: body up to burn burn fat.
Speaker 3: And that is it.
Speaker 1: It is Sunday, sn Y, New York. This morning s
Speaker 1: n Y New York. We'll have Benny versus the Penny
Speaker 1: for your television pleasure. So if you're in the New
Speaker 1: York area or have access to S and Y, believe
Speaker 1: I'm correct on that. I haven't doubled checked, but every
Speaker 1: week so far it's aired at the same time, so
Speaker 1: I don't know why it would be different. In fact,
Speaker 1: let me check that right now. Do you have anything
Speaker 1: to promote, Dany. I'll be on the radio tonight also
Speaker 1: at eleven o'clock in the West, and that is two
Speaker 1: am on Monday tomorrow, the ninth. I did double check,
Speaker 1: so s n Y Sports Net New York, you can
Speaker 1: watch Benny Versus the Penny today. It'll air at eleven
Speaker 1: thirty eastern local time there in New York, just before
Speaker 1: Jets game plan. So we're we're more exciting than Jet's
Speaker 1: game plan, I would think.
Speaker 3: But I already saw your show yesterday on the Lakers channel.
Speaker 1: Well listen, the Lakers. They've you know, they've been an
Speaker 1: enemy of mine, but occasionally they make a good decision.
Speaker 1: You know, occasionally they make a good decision.
Speaker 3: Danny.
Speaker 1: All have a great Sunday, looking forward to a big
Speaker 1: week on the radio. On the radio, and we will
Speaker 1: talk to you next time. I got to beat the Penny. Also,
Speaker 1: I got to beat the penny, Danny toy.
Speaker 3: I need you really do You're you're stinking it up
Speaker 3: just a little bit.
Speaker 1: I won last week, but it was. You know, we're
Speaker 1: both under five hundred. It's embarrassing, and we disagree on
Speaker 1: a lot of games this week, so it's it's a
Speaker 1: turning point week, is what it is.
Speaker 3: You did so well last season too. You need to
Speaker 3: get back to your twenty twenty two groove.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that was because of you, though. Is it
Speaker 1: possible that it was you? It might be so anyway,
Speaker 1: have a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful day. We'll talk to you
Speaker 1: next time later. Skater Hi, I like the Saints got
Speaker 1: a murder.
Speaker 3: I gotta go