Speaker 1: I leave in I you wanna way back home? Either
Speaker 1: way we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim to give us.
Speaker 2: Time and a turn and al and gay. We want
Speaker 2: to send you off inside. You wanna welcome you back home?
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need ride?
Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need
Speaker 3: a ride?
Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen kil Garrett.
Speaker 3: We're near the improv.
Speaker 4: It's so close you can feel it burning your neck.
Speaker 3: A show hasn't started, but you can hear the laughs
Speaker 3: of the ghosts of ghost shows.
Speaker 1: Past sad old audience members.
Speaker 3: That died, laughs from the sixties, powdered wig laughs. Oh whatever.
Speaker 1: The building the seventeen sixties, Yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, before the improv. A lot of people don't know this.
Speaker 3: Before the improv, the world famous improvisation was located there.
Speaker 3: It was a court room where a lot of powdered
Speaker 3: wig and the laws used to be so funny at
Speaker 3: the time, like you know your charge with not wearing
Speaker 3: your blue or whatever that people actually laughed during court. Oh,
Speaker 3: it's a lot of the laughs are from old court cases. Oh,
Speaker 3: I see, that's why I said all that. I got
Speaker 3: it and made up the story to follow.
Speaker 1: It was kind of a parallel.
Speaker 3: It was close to not being It was close to
Speaker 3: being a ridiculous non sequitor of a tangent that was.
Speaker 1: Can I say what I respect?
Speaker 4: Yes, you avoided Indian burial ground, which we're all tired of.
Speaker 1: Hearing about it.
Speaker 3: I'm so tired of that, especially that's close to the
Speaker 3: fourth July, where I am sensitive to Native American issues.
Speaker 1: Oh. Can I tell you something else?
Speaker 3: Yes? Please?
Speaker 4: I just looked at the map because of something on Twitter.
Speaker 4: There was a map it was probably about gay marriage passing,
Speaker 4: and they showed it probably of the United States. And
Speaker 4: I did not realize that Montana touched Canada.
Speaker 3: You thought that maybe now a lot of people confuse
Speaker 3: Montana from Minnesota or Wisconsin and but touch Canada.
Speaker 1: I thought that.
Speaker 4: I thought that Montana was kind of by Colorado and
Speaker 4: Idaho to Wyoming.
Speaker 3: You thought Montana was Wyoming. A lot of people do that?
Speaker 1: Is that? What that those things are? I just thought
Speaker 1: it was in that area more.
Speaker 3: You would be amazed at how many when I say, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm from Montana and people go, oh, I love Jackson Hole.
Speaker 4: I'm mostly embarrassed because I feel it's unfair. It's a
Speaker 4: gap in my education because I switched schools. I went
Speaker 4: from fifth grade to public school to sixth grade to private.
Speaker 3: School around the time you learned the states.
Speaker 4: Yes, where in at my old school you learned all
Speaker 4: that in sixth grade, the presidents and the states and
Speaker 4: all that stuff.
Speaker 1: And in my new school they had already learned it.
Speaker 4: So I thought New England itself was a state until
Speaker 4: I was a senior in high school and my friend's
Speaker 4: mom heard me say it, and because she was from Boston,
Speaker 4: and she screamed out loud and then planned a summer trip.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: He kind of gave us a head tilt. Okay, this
Speaker 3: rock and roll mountain biker.
Speaker 1: He wasn't terrible looking.
Speaker 3: That man on that bike, and he was borderline without
Speaker 3: a home. Yes, it's it's something you get used to
Speaker 3: right away. In Los Angeles's handsome homeless people with headshots,
Speaker 3: A lot of them.
Speaker 4: Look like the guy, the younger guy from Breaking Back.
Speaker 4: Many many of the homeless here look like Aaron Pinkston
Speaker 4: or whatever.
Speaker 1: That guy.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and you have to be careful because you
Speaker 4: get starstruck and then and then you of course.
Speaker 3: Get very sad about because all of a sudden, it's like,
Speaker 3: look at that handsome guy and he's yelling at a
Speaker 3: parking metereah with an underwear on his head.
Speaker 1: That poor man is he's gone.
Speaker 3: So he's down and out except in the jawline department.
Speaker 1: Good lord, after those permanently flared nostrils, I love so much.
Speaker 3: You could slice bread with those chisels, not nostrils.
Speaker 4: Now that we're talking about his people's nostrils, can I
Speaker 4: just and bread? One of our listeners tweeted this at
Speaker 4: us okay, and it made me laugh so hard.
Speaker 1: Thank you. It was a guy and I can't remember
Speaker 1: your name now. It made me laugh really hard.
Speaker 4: I have it saved, but it's way back in those
Speaker 4: because it was two episodes ago. We talked about Sally
Speaker 4: Kellerman for so long, but we called her Sally Kirkland. Yes,
Speaker 4: who is that crazy woman that shows up on the
Speaker 4: Red carpets and has like.
Speaker 1: Her she always is dressed crazy whatever.
Speaker 4: And I'm sitting here talking about how much I love
Speaker 4: Sally Kellerman or I said Kirkland, like I'm this big fan.
Speaker 1: I didn't even get her last name right right, and
Speaker 1: be embarrassing.
Speaker 3: I knew that you were saying her name wrong, but
Speaker 3: you had talked me into believing you because you said
Speaker 3: you used to do an impression of her. So he's like, well,
Speaker 3: certainly you know the name and I don't.
Speaker 1: Well, now I have to throw this in your face. Well,
Speaker 1: you were the.
Speaker 4: First one to say Kirkland. I just never corrected you
Speaker 4: because it sounded right to me.
Speaker 3: You know that I said that is because I'd just
Speaker 3: been to Costco for Kirkland signature jeans, muffins and batteries
Speaker 3: and waters and winter tires.
Speaker 1: Kirklands.
Speaker 3: We make everything actresses, tires, Kirkland sweaters. Here at Kirkland,
Speaker 3: we want to remind you that some child's fingers in
Speaker 3: another country or sore from making our products Kirkland.
Speaker 4: We cover it all on the backs of children in
Speaker 4: India and maland.
Speaker 3: We make sure everyone still wears high rise jeans.
Speaker 4: I feel like I've I carry the embarrassment of a
Speaker 4: mistake like that always, like I'm I'm totally the big
Speaker 4: mouth that's always like, I love Sally Kirkland the most,
Speaker 4: and just go on and on what an honor was
Speaker 4: to work with her and whatever, and the whole time
Speaker 4: I'm talking about Kellerman and don't really know what I'm
Speaker 4: talking about.
Speaker 3: Ever, I wish we could remember who tweet corrected us.
Speaker 1: He actually tweets. There were several.
Speaker 4: Things that we got wrong in that episode, and he
Speaker 4: tweet corrected all of them and was kind of enjoying it.
Speaker 1: He wasn't like, it wasn't me.
Speaker 3: I think I know who that was.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a new face.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're setting ourselves up for it.
Speaker 4: Oh really, Oh, I didn't recognize it as any any
Speaker 4: of our usual right.
Speaker 3: It was a string of things and there was no
Speaker 3: profile pick.
Speaker 1: I think so was he an egg? Was an egg?
Speaker 3: He was an egg man famous based on the famous
Speaker 3: Beastie Boys.
Speaker 4: The things he was correcting were so deeply wrong that
Speaker 4: it wasn't I kind of liked reading it.
Speaker 3: It wasn't John Rivett, John Rivett, I don't know. I
Speaker 3: don't know Jay the jam Well, those are two people,
Speaker 3: along with Kevin W. Young that continue to be a
Speaker 3: fan and chime in and I appreciate having three fans.
Speaker 3: I really do.
Speaker 1: It's fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was zero, be overwhelming. If it was a
Speaker 3: dozen or.
Speaker 4: More, I couldn't handle it because I would get so
Speaker 4: many things wrong.
Speaker 1: We would just be assaulted with sweets all day.
Speaker 3: And TMZ and not being able to go to lunch
Speaker 3: in public, all that stuff that comes along with having
Speaker 3: more than twelve fans.
Speaker 4: You and I love to lunch on the sidewalk while
Speaker 4: talking about ourselves and our podcast, so it makes it
Speaker 4: virtually impossible when fans are around.
Speaker 3: And you know, I don't do that if the lighting
Speaker 3: isn't right. But oh it's hard. It's hard to be
Speaker 3: a public figure, very difficult. It's this Chip's neighborhood. It's
Speaker 3: very nice.
Speaker 1: It is. I usually park right here.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, kind of diagonally on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1: I was looking at my text and trying to move
Speaker 1: my car at the same time. Not safe. It's okay
Speaker 1: or sane.
Speaker 3: Not safe for work.
Speaker 4: MSFW, guys, I have to apologize last time we missed.
Speaker 1: We missed you last week. It's on me. I had
Speaker 1: to go to Keealsburg, California to do the Small Town
Speaker 1: Comedy Festival.
Speaker 3: How was that? It?
Speaker 1: Was super fun.
Speaker 3: I didn't ask why you were going to be out
Speaker 3: of town, but I.
Speaker 1: Figure appreciate the freedoms you give me in this relationship.
Speaker 3: It's just me not having interest in things more than anything.
Speaker 1: And I'll be honest, the most interesting man in the world.
Speaker 3: What are we of not? And well this says all
Speaker 3: news to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm the guy from the Billboards. Oh wow, I
Speaker 1: just tried to keep the beard closer to my face.
Speaker 1: There he is.
Speaker 3: There he is. Let's fire off into traffic. He's waving.
Speaker 3: He seems excited to be on the show.
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna be excited.
Speaker 3: There he is. Yep, I'm gonna roll down there. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say hi, Hey, Chip getting.
Speaker 1: Into the car, Bits and Chips.
Speaker 3: Chip pup to the Hollywood Bowl. Please Hong Kong right away, sir,
Speaker 3: Chip Pope is in the vehicle.
Speaker 1: Chip Pulp.
Speaker 3: Everybody, how are you, buddy, I'm good. How are you
Speaker 3: guys doing? I feel like I haven't seen you in
Speaker 3: a long time.
Speaker 5: I saw your perform the other day at Little Joy.
Speaker 5: It was awesome, but I think I was like trapped
Speaker 5: in the audience, so I couldn't say hello.
Speaker 1: I think you left what was the best joke Chris did.
Speaker 5: Oh Man, The one about like not doing so well
Speaker 5: during the set.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I pepper my act with those and they're
Speaker 3: improvised and they always suggest and that's it's just a
Speaker 3: survival mechanism.
Speaker 4: Sure, there's always work to comment and tell the audience
Speaker 4: how much they're not enjoying you.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite part of any of my sets is that.
Speaker 5: Your neighborhood who said they want to be told what
Speaker 5: to think? And I think that's a good one. Maybe
Speaker 5: it was like Ron Babcock or somebody said, like they
Speaker 5: want to be dictated to the audience. Yeah, and I
Speaker 5: kind of like that philosophy. I don't really do it,
Speaker 5: probably myself.
Speaker 1: But maybe you have to lead them.
Speaker 4: If if you tell them they're doing badly, they'll start going,
Speaker 4: this is going badly exactly.
Speaker 5: So if you say it's going great and they just
Speaker 5: think he's diluted, but yeah, maybe it's going great.
Speaker 1: Wait did you do a set that night? No?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 5: I just came to see Kerry Lindo from.
Speaker 3: Austarry Lindo, she's tot's cool.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 1: Uh that's a girl from Austin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's terrific, a woman, a.
Speaker 5: Heteronormous have nonis.
Speaker 3: I don't know what they are.
Speaker 5: Why can't people understand? The labels are so easy?
Speaker 1: L B, G, D E l X.
Speaker 3: From Omaha. You also skipped that level of school where
Speaker 3: they tell you the alphabet we were talking. That's a
Speaker 3: reference to something earlier. Chip, You're you're being polite by
Speaker 3: laughing at it.
Speaker 5: This is just like being you know, putting a burlap
Speaker 5: burlap sack and being thrown off a river. Wait, what
Speaker 5: am I trying to say, being put in a burlap
Speaker 5: sack and thrown off a.
Speaker 3: Bridge into a podcast? Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm trying
Speaker 3: to say. Kittens, Yes, your style. You're in a tight place.
Speaker 3: You're looking at the back of two people's heads. It's
Speaker 3: exactly like being in a bur labsack.
Speaker 1: Animal hair.
Speaker 3: We made you put it.
Speaker 5: Oh shit, I'm wearing a black shirt too, are you.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That was a bad IDEA roller George Lopez.
Speaker 1: Hair, I call you, let me roll you.
Speaker 5: I have this exact car, and so it's weird to
Speaker 5: be in the back seat of it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure if I have been in the back seat.
Speaker 3: I've never been in the back seat if you're two
Speaker 3: thousand and eight, I don't think so is in no
Speaker 3: age it's a two thousand tons.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's we're not bragging.
Speaker 3: They got really nice. I think it's the same.
Speaker 1: Exact because this is too wide.
Speaker 5: No, the sight lines are awful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 5: There's no reason for a car to have two sniper windows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know up in the front I was almost
Speaker 3: killed in really well, which one I mean? I hate
Speaker 3: to make it. I'm just saying, be caref don't ever
Speaker 3: get rear ended when you're stopped at a light. Always
Speaker 3: check your mir That's all saying, Oh, wait, so you were.
Speaker 3: It's a bad omen for me to talk about it
Speaker 3: while in the car, But I.
Speaker 5: It won't happen again.
Speaker 3: Exactly happened? T mentioning it and then it happening. What
Speaker 3: are the chances of that. I'm not someone I've said
Speaker 3: this before that believes that by mentioning something, you put
Speaker 3: it out in the universe. I think you are canceling
Speaker 3: it out right.
Speaker 5: We've all seen world according to Garp.
Speaker 3: You know that's he.
Speaker 5: Bought that house because the plane crashed into it. And
Speaker 5: then not even sure if that's in the book and
Speaker 5: John Let's go traded traded his tongue in for a dress.
Speaker 5: I remember, yeah, he didn't have a tongue like that.
Speaker 5: She was a sexual suspect. Wait, I can't remember what
Speaker 5: thing is now?
Speaker 3: Sexual suspect and excell Linebacker the name of the name of.
Speaker 5: Garp's mom's book. There is a.
Speaker 3: Grumbling noise, but I'm going to pretend it doesn't exist.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to turn down. You'll note that the.
Speaker 5: Probably the led Zeppelin underneath the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Are you my head? Your system is great picking it up.
Speaker 1: The radio has Fool in the Rain on at all times.
Speaker 3: It's on the same frequency as your thoughts.
Speaker 1: Barren Ara. Oh there's you're gonna thing.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to pay for it. Oh, that's right,
Speaker 3: pay for the rights.
Speaker 5: How much is that gonna cost me for the little
Speaker 5: like Latin part in the middle of the song? Not
Speaker 5: that much for the rest of the song, A lot
Speaker 5: for the Latin carnival breakdown.
Speaker 3: It's like five dollars.
Speaker 1: Actually it's the Mexican rates.
Speaker 5: The actual Fool in the Rain song is like two
Speaker 5: million dollars.
Speaker 4: The whistle, the whistle samba in the middle it's actually
Speaker 4: only fifty dollars.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was from a sound library. That's where where
Speaker 5: led Zeppelin got that.
Speaker 1: It is a good song. You can't deny that song.
Speaker 3: It's oh right now, I know it's it's a slammer.
Speaker 1: Oh there's a ladin your through the outdoor and in
Speaker 1: the shuffling downtown.
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 5: Is it considered the last album because like your drummer dies,
Speaker 5: I mean I guess that that pretty much makes the
Speaker 5: last not for everybody doesn't make a last album.
Speaker 3: But no, you just say you man up and you
Speaker 3: learned to drum with your feet. It's usually instead. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: like definitely.
Speaker 4: That guy came back drum he drummed, he parted.
Speaker 5: Their songs got about I don't know, forty beats per
Speaker 5: minute slower though once he lost that arm. Seriously, because
Speaker 5: you know, take take the you know, time signature and
Speaker 5: photograph and put it up.
Speaker 3: You get to pour some sugar on me. It's like, man,
Speaker 3: yeah eight a minute and moved a hard accident. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was really complete there it is. That was perfect.
Speaker 3: That was Simpson's janitor. I mean, of course, no one
Speaker 3: times the loss of their drummer's arm. But if it's
Speaker 3: right before it's love ballad season. I mean that perfect.
Speaker 4: That was perfect Love out of your arm socket.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, too specific to go there you live.
Speaker 1: There, don't give a ship there.
Speaker 3: You don't give a ship where you live. That's my
Speaker 3: dad always.
Speaker 5: Said, go ship next where where the neighbors live?
Speaker 1: Where you live.
Speaker 3: I think that is the air conditioning on. Yes, I'm
Speaker 3: that up until now. We Oh, your mic is very powerful.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: It's quite all right.
Speaker 1: I'm glad it wasn't Zeppelin. It was just some nice.
Speaker 3: Ac in the car. We have seventeen mics set up
Speaker 3: for three voices. A lot of people think it's overkilled,
Speaker 3: but I just like troubleshooting.
Speaker 1: I've always thought it was under kill. Man, is that
Speaker 1: I'm going to start.
Speaker 3: That's a good one.
Speaker 1: Under Kill that's my new band name.
Speaker 3: And uh even just enough. And I've attacked it with
Speaker 3: reintroducing wolves into Montana. Did I miss that? Probably? No.
Speaker 3: It's a frustrating thing. And I know you guys are
Speaker 3: both thinking of Wyoming right now. But in Montana they
Speaker 3: reintroduced wolves which were going extinct. They were endangered, and
Speaker 3: then within a year you were able to hunt them.
Speaker 3: Because it turns out the wolves were killing deer, and
Speaker 3: deer are commodity and sporting, so in order to uh,
Speaker 3: you know, keep deer alive that the wolves were killing
Speaker 3: because they're part of nature, you can now control the
Speaker 3: wolf population to then continue to have more deer. Did
Speaker 3: I explain that it's the stupidest Yeah, what a horrible concept.
Speaker 4: Well, essentially, it sounds like they didn't need to be
Speaker 4: doing anything to nature because nature.
Speaker 1: Balances itself out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of thing that always happens when they like introduced,
Speaker 4: they stick some fish in a pond and suddenly that
Speaker 4: fish is eating everything else.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a fish getting introduced to a pond?
Speaker 3: Like where the mayor comes and they ever rippen draped
Speaker 3: over the pond? Did that? Then he goes with a
Speaker 3: snorkel out a number of times where I'm.
Speaker 1: From ponds and then they move on.
Speaker 5: Why would you leave that for the perfect pond? Why
Speaker 5: would you leave that for a fountain? And Gower Street?
Speaker 1: Oh, should I get should I get up onto some
Speaker 1: action streets?
Speaker 3: Chip?
Speaker 4: Remember that when we were on sunset that time and
Speaker 4: there was a curse. Listen to this because it really happened.
Speaker 4: Remember the limo of twelve year old girls that pulled
Speaker 4: up next to us singing out of the window. Were
Speaker 4: they singing Miley Cyrus or Katy.
Speaker 3: Perry one of those?
Speaker 4: And I ended up getting a short video of which
Speaker 4: they were so young and stupid and they were it
Speaker 4: was like they thought they were partying on sunset.
Speaker 1: It was really hilarious and you yelled something really funny
Speaker 1: at them, And now I can't remember.
Speaker 5: I wish I could remember. It was so many that
Speaker 5: would come in handy during a podcast.
Speaker 1: I know, or you're supposed to be funny, I got
Speaker 1: you exactly.
Speaker 3: We like to leave our anecdotes detail less.
Speaker 5: Yes, well, people could probably call in with the anecdote
Speaker 5: in the next week if they remember, you know.
Speaker 1: That would be good.
Speaker 4: What would have what would have been a good thing
Speaker 4: for Chip to have yelled at twelve year old girls
Speaker 4: on sunset? Tweet us yes, and let us know what
Speaker 4: you think the funniest thing, and then I will look
Speaker 4: at the video.
Speaker 1: Uh, but somewhere on my phone.
Speaker 5: Yes, I love unicorns.
Speaker 1: It it was similar to that.
Speaker 5: It probably was something like that. I love all the
Speaker 5: twelve year old girls were obsessed with unicorns when I
Speaker 5: was in middle school. That was a thing, yeah, to like,
Speaker 5: because you're already like subverting your sexual urges because you're
Speaker 5: just getting them and they're very scary. Yeah, and you're
Speaker 5: but and so you draw pictures of horses because that's
Speaker 5: you can't draw a picture of a dick. I draw
Speaker 5: a picture of something that has a big dick always,
Speaker 5: and then you draw a dick on its head.
Speaker 3: And I was so crazy because right out of the gates,
Speaker 3: I was drawn horse dicks. Yeah, just covering with a
Speaker 3: base on them, usually some kind of an oak base,
Speaker 3: and usually with wings.
Speaker 4: And that's how you got to become a designer for
Speaker 4: Babe Land the dildo Store.
Speaker 3: Where is that it's a store. I do some freelance
Speaker 3: work with mostly composite.
Speaker 1: That one was truly girl, that's a good side.
Speaker 3: Gigne exactly what designs. You will always recognize them because
Speaker 3: they're on an oak base. I love that. I treat
Speaker 3: my dil does like taxidermy. I keep them mounted and
Speaker 3: in on a grandpa's mantle so they're functional.
Speaker 1: Can we get just.
Speaker 3: A little because it's so hot, Yes, I'm gonna it
Speaker 3: does affect the.
Speaker 1: Sound, can turn my mic down or something.
Speaker 3: It is I guess what I'm dancing around is the
Speaker 3: answer being no, Well, but if.
Speaker 1: You this through a window because it's too.
Speaker 5: Hot, okay it but to me, the quality of this,
Speaker 5: because it is legitimate rumbling, and maybe I need to.
Speaker 1: Get a new how about this ambient sounds better?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, I just need a little air.
Speaker 5: Okay, you could like you could probably market that though,
Speaker 5: that kind of wall dick, you know, with like an
Speaker 5: oak base that you can hang. Yeah, because you know,
Speaker 5: because I've come across accidentally, you know, like accidental. We've
Speaker 5: all come across straight porn accidentally, and like sometimes that's
Speaker 5: the thing straight porn, like accidentally it.
Speaker 3: Just comes up on my computer. I think, oh, your
Speaker 3: broken every time I turn it on him typing in
Speaker 3: a specific U R L. Now you know what I'm
Speaker 3: realizing it's me. It's sorry, Yeah, I realized.
Speaker 5: But that's the thing though, wal dick right where they
Speaker 5: just have a dildo that's on a wall or against
Speaker 5: a desk or something. A lady is just like jumping
Speaker 5: up against it.
Speaker 3: What's that Dildo's for the dead? Dildo's for the dead,
Speaker 3: nor the den A lot of people can the dead.
Speaker 3: I mean if you set when you think of a den,
Speaker 3: you think of the dead, because only our grandpa's and
Speaker 3: people that have passed had dens.
Speaker 1: And Jerry Garcia, Oh, Jerry.
Speaker 3: I'm they're touring again with a hologram of him.
Speaker 5: A hologram.
Speaker 3: I hope so, and I hope it's just a mess
Speaker 3: up and it's just Tupac singing.
Speaker 4: The hologram store has two canisters. It's either Jerry Garcia or.
Speaker 3: No, you like me. I am so old though.
Speaker 5: When I went to that Coachella that had Tupac and
Speaker 5: when and it was happening, it was like at seven
Speaker 5: o'clock on Sunday.
Speaker 3: Night, and a lot of it in grade school, and I.
Speaker 5: Yes, but I was there and I and I just
Speaker 5: distinctly remember thinking, I wonder what's on sixteen minutes tonight.
Speaker 5: So that's not good when you're seeing like a once
Speaker 5: in a lifetime hologram of Tupac.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it didn't feel like a once in a
Speaker 4: lifetime situation because I remember seeing that.
Speaker 3: I do not like what that guy was doing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that was a little dangerous. And he just turned left.
Speaker 5: He looked like he was going to turn right right stoned.
Speaker 4: They're so crazy when they drive here something baseline, and it's.
Speaker 3: The day after the fourth July, so they're stoned. On
Speaker 3: top of having trace amounts of vodka and other liquors, moonshine,
Speaker 3: probably Crank Crank. They have a copy of Crank on DVD.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm always like a little more generous. So
Speaker 5: to the driving, I like, I get upset and then
Speaker 5: I just think, well, these people have all their broken
Speaker 5: dreams too, you know. It takes the edge off a
Speaker 5: little bit where I like get up to see who
Speaker 5: was doing all these bad driving things, and it's like
Speaker 5: some old lady looks like, you know, Gloria Stewart or
Speaker 5: you know, and I think, well, she was probably up
Speaker 5: for Titanic and she didn't get it, you know, audition
Speaker 5: still out there. Yeah, she's still putting herself up there.
Speaker 4: You can forgive anyone in a car if you go,
Speaker 4: oh my god, they just came away from some terrible right.
Speaker 3: And next time someone cuts cuts me off, I'm gonna say,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you blew it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're such a bad cold reader.
Speaker 5: Next time. It's all based on turns, You'll you'll get
Speaker 5: a turn next time.
Speaker 3: So random here, you almost killed me you should take
Speaker 3: an auditioning cold read glass behind toy. You know a
Speaker 3: lot of Wait, don't don't drive away. I'm so yelly.
Speaker 4: Wait, I know a great guy, no great audition stuff.
Speaker 3: It won't be intimidating.
Speaker 1: It to cold read its natural, it feels natural.
Speaker 3: Oh he's a mile away? Now?
Speaker 1: Does make me strift down at the top.
Speaker 5: I had to follow them for four miles.
Speaker 4: It's like that that urban myth about the guy that
Speaker 4: followed the girl, the guy in the backseat of a car.
Speaker 5: Oh, right, was that the one where the arm was hanging. Yeah,
Speaker 5: the guy was hanging from the tree.
Speaker 4: He was He was flashing his brights and she thought
Speaker 4: she was being chased by a maniac. But actually there
Speaker 4: was a maniac in the back seat.
Speaker 5: Oh no, you never heard of That's gotta be real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's scary.
Speaker 5: That sounds like it could happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard right away that if someone else the
Speaker 3: bright you don't flash him here because it's a gang
Speaker 3: member initiation. That's not true to drive with one headlight
Speaker 3: out or with.
Speaker 1: Your headlights on, your headlights off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you flash him and say hi, sir,
Speaker 3: look at this. Uh, the sight sounds of Los Angeles
Speaker 3: and people. I didn't like that. That guy made a
Speaker 3: horrible mistake. Oh, it's a little too like to pull over.
Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, don't pull over now, fool. You know what?
Speaker 5: That ambulance is full of two people who blew the audition,
Speaker 5: tring to get someone who blew the audition.
Speaker 3: They all had a call back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was so many bad auditions happening in that
Speaker 4: even though only one.
Speaker 5: In nine people in Los Angeles County working show business.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say that those ambulance drivers, whether.
Speaker 3: Whether or not you're an actor, you're auditioning every day, right,
Speaker 3: and you can quote me on that.
Speaker 1: You're wishing just to be in this world.
Speaker 3: Life is a play. You're Wayne Dyer. I don't know
Speaker 3: who that is.
Speaker 4: That's the That's the big, tall hippie guy that's always
Speaker 4: talking in a soothing voice on Channel nine.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was thinking of doctor Oss.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm totally different, two different guys.
Speaker 3: Uh, Chip, you like music so many different types of
Speaker 3: music a lot. You're are you do you like music
Speaker 3: so much that you enjoy the grateful Dad? We mentioned
Speaker 3: that no minutes ago. I don't. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 5: I never That's one of those ones. I could never
Speaker 5: never get into one of those hair pins station. You know,
Speaker 5: it just sounds like it's for infants.
Speaker 3: I was with my friend and her sister and uh
Speaker 3: uh oh, yeah, sure, sure can we can we have
Speaker 3: your sign of release? You're on our podcast? Do you
Speaker 3: want to?
Speaker 4: They're gonna I'm gonna let him get in. I hope
Speaker 4: I remember though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he has to turn right quick here and buy
Speaker 3: a new beanie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, clearly you're a badass. When the windows rolled up.
Speaker 1: It's not how it always is.
Speaker 4: Really think that the key to the grateful dead is
Speaker 4: a ship ton of drugs. I mean, isn't that What
Speaker 4: people are really enjoying is the experience.
Speaker 3: There was a guy that I used to before I
Speaker 3: had an outlet, which was stand up comedy, that's my art.
Speaker 3: I used to go to bars and break dance and
Speaker 3: there was yes, me and my friends. We had routines.
Speaker 3: Even I was deep in the game of bar and
Speaker 3: there wasn't a place to do. It was a good breakdance.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good. My days are kind of over. I
Speaker 3: broke my arm once doing.
Speaker 1: It, but I that all sounds like a live.
Speaker 3: I would dance every thing. I'm gonna say and this
Speaker 3: story is true. Okay, So there's this guy that hated
Speaker 3: me because I would break dance while he's playing pool.
Speaker 3: We ended up at an after hour show on that
Speaker 3: guy's side, my friend's sister and her friend. Everyone was
Speaker 3: out of their mind, but because of drinking. This guy
Speaker 3: was a drunk that liked the dead so much that
Speaker 3: at his house in the basement where he only had
Speaker 3: a bed and a log for a table with a
Speaker 3: hatchet in it. He was a bearded man before it
Speaker 3: was like a hip thing to have a beard. He
Speaker 3: really meant it. And I said I didn't like the
Speaker 3: grateful Dead, and he stood up and he said we're
Speaker 3: gonna We're going to fight. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I don't want to fight over the grateful dead. That's
Speaker 3: how serious people are about the dead of him yet,
Speaker 3: and he got really angry at me. He already didn't
Speaker 3: like me because of the break dancing thing. He doesn't
Speaker 3: like break dancing because he likes the grateful dead. I
Speaker 3: went upstairs. He actually loaned me a sleeping bag. I'm
Speaker 3: sleeping upstairs on the couch. Then his roommates come home
Speaker 3: and he wants to all of a sudden show off
Speaker 3: for them, and that's when he leapt across the room
Speaker 3: and his knee went in my back. I got scared.
Speaker 3: I picked him up like a baby, spun him around.
Speaker 3: His head hit a stained glass lamp, shattered the lamp
Speaker 3: right then the cops knocked at the door because they
Speaker 3: heard a ruckus and I said, there's two girls downstairs
Speaker 3: in this guy. It's potentially going to sexually assault them.
Speaker 3: I just kind of and he got in a lot
Speaker 3: of trouble because there was two my friends were in
Speaker 3: his basement passed out and everything I kind of conjured
Speaker 3: lined up, and so I had to tell the story.
Speaker 3: I had to.
Speaker 1: You do believe in putting something out into the universe.
Speaker 3: I did, I really, But the point is he was
Speaker 3: a terrible man. He dug his knee into my back
Speaker 3: from across the room. But I defended him, not in court,
Speaker 3: but a deposition. And are you Facebook fronts? He just
Speaker 3: invited me to play Candy Crush saga.
Speaker 5: Do people really invite people that play that or is
Speaker 5: it just like some algorithm that just thing?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Anytime there's an old lady that's my
Speaker 3: friend on Facebook, usually that they invite me to play
Speaker 3: Candy Crush or you will blitz and that's so I
Speaker 3: don't they do invite me though, along.
Speaker 5: With a group of makes you feel wanted.
Speaker 3: I just I want to talk, right, I just want
Speaker 3: to apologize for that boring story about that.
Speaker 5: It was fine. I mean, I've got a boring Grateful
Speaker 5: Dead story. Like I never had heard them until I
Speaker 5: was like eighteen, because that dumb song came out Touch
Speaker 5: of Gray, right, yeah, yeah, which remember.
Speaker 4: The video and oh yeah it was just like skeletons,
Speaker 4: robotic skeletons that were made badly and I will get.
Speaker 5: Back, Yeah, yeah, I will get fine. And I'm like,
Speaker 5: this is the way it was for this.
Speaker 4: You know, we used to sit around and watch MTV
Speaker 4: all day long. But if that came on, that was
Speaker 4: like bathroom break.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was horrible.
Speaker 5: And like my cousin, I would have liked the worst music.
Speaker 5: I mean, I still do like some of the worst
Speaker 5: music of all time, but I really would have liked
Speaker 5: the worst music of all time grown up if it
Speaker 5: wasn't for my cousin, who was like badass. But like,
Speaker 5: remember that Grateful Dead video comes on about like thirty
Speaker 5: seconds into it.
Speaker 3: He just goes.
Speaker 5: Boomer boomer tripe like baby boomer tripe.
Speaker 3: Weird.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think it was a phrase. What what
Speaker 5: jumped into his head?
Speaker 3: It's so hard work, not what you might have.
Speaker 5: He would like when there were when we would be
Speaker 5: at mister Gaddie's and they would would show MTV that
Speaker 5: there would be like a video by like you know,
Speaker 5: Nick Kershaw or something and it would be over and
Speaker 5: my cousin would just yell out, you'll get him next time,
Speaker 5: you know, or stuff like that. He was he was real,
Speaker 5: like he's just into rock, you know, like the good stuff,
Speaker 5: the who ye Zeppelin, now.
Speaker 1: Art do you think Do you think you like music
Speaker 1: or comedy more?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, moving on?
Speaker 5: Uh no, that would be that's like Sophie's choice. But
Speaker 5: with like two babies you want to keep, you know,
Speaker 5: you have to kill.
Speaker 4: Both babies, but you have to figure out which one
Speaker 4: is going to die humanly?
Speaker 5: Oh ship, and which I'd kill comedy the least.
Speaker 3: You just like Mary Carroll, but with babies, but with
Speaker 3: your hobbies. Okay, I like it now.
Speaker 5: Comedy is a profession, Karen. I know it's not just
Speaker 5: my hobby.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I know you made the hobby is anyone making
Speaker 1: money off of it. It doesn't seem like a way
Speaker 1: you could.
Speaker 5: Actually Louis is in a black T shirt every thirty
Speaker 5: minutes doing a special, So.
Speaker 3: That's that's crazy. He's he after he talks to girls
Speaker 3: into watching him mastery. Yeah, that's right, calling people out,
Speaker 3: you did it, or at least referencing stories that I've heard.
Speaker 1: Or just repeating yeah, yeah, just repeating.
Speaker 5: That's how much he's into the work of Bill Cosby. Okay, whatever,
Speaker 5: I like Luis too.
Speaker 1: He's the best answer.
Speaker 5: We just I would like comedy the least, even though
Speaker 5: it's the label that pays me. Yes, I would like
Speaker 5: go for music because you could live without comedy.
Speaker 3: It would suck, right, But that's a really good point.
Speaker 3: But you'd still have word out.
Speaker 5: Does that count?
Speaker 3: That's probably, But it's true.
Speaker 5: You could live without comedy, but were without music would
Speaker 5: be like, you know, I don't what it's like for
Speaker 5: most people that just listen to horrible music.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't realize that it. I get depressed
Speaker 3: when I don't like For a long time, I didn't
Speaker 3: have a stereo and I wasn't listening to music. And
Speaker 3: it wasn't until I started again that I realized it
Speaker 3: made me happy. It fired in doorphins. It didn't really
Speaker 3: do that. And I'm listening to comedy. Isn't that weird?
Speaker 4: No, that fires you jealousy endorphins? Ye me as a
Speaker 4: or like the I should have been doing more direct.
Speaker 5: Inspired by the good people, but it just seems like,
Speaker 5: you know, most of the people's I don't know, there's
Speaker 5: just so much.
Speaker 3: Of it now.
Speaker 4: Well, the people that you like, you've heard their stuff before,
Speaker 4: and then people that are new. Oftentimes it just you know,
Speaker 4: the routine, you know, the rhythm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like when I.
Speaker 4: Listen to comedy, you you know there's a setups, you know,
Speaker 4: like there's you know, all the pieces and you're analytical
Speaker 4: brain just because you've been listening to it for so long.
Speaker 4: It's just isn't the same kind of straight enjoyment.
Speaker 3: I think about that all the time when I'm listening
Speaker 3: to music, too, Like, would I like this band if
Speaker 3: I were a musician? Whe is dissecting the whatever time signatures?
Speaker 3: Is that a word? Yeah?
Speaker 5: If you're Amah the Jamal and you're like listening to
Speaker 5: some forty one, yeah, I feel like probably that's probably
Speaker 5: a great because.
Speaker 3: I'll know people that are good musicians, they've done it
Speaker 3: their whole life. But I know they like bad music.
Speaker 3: And I know that I like music that it's good.
Speaker 3: But you I feel like I would have a leg
Speaker 3: to stand on because I only paid played trombone for
Speaker 3: a couple of years, you know, and we aren't listening
Speaker 3: to trombone music.
Speaker 5: I mean, that would be great if you did just
Speaker 5: stand on one leg while you played the trombone. Though
Speaker 5: I only have one leg to stand on and play
Speaker 5: the trombone. That would have been a good gimmick. You
Speaker 5: have to play it, yeah, you have to. You have
Speaker 5: to play it and stand on it and stand on
Speaker 5: one leg. Well, I was just thinking of standing on
Speaker 5: one leg playing the trombone.
Speaker 3: Now. I can't stop thinking of if the guy from
Speaker 3: def Leppard had been a trombone.
Speaker 4: Player and he had a trombone armine, would he would
Speaker 4: be the party?
Speaker 5: They would have had them made a special trombone You're right,
Speaker 5: they should, which is like a trombone stand.
Speaker 3: I guess that's not really that special.
Speaker 1: What if you have already?
Speaker 3: They just get a guy to hold the trombone actually
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 4: But what if you were a robot with a trombone arm,
Speaker 4: most popular robot ever, or.
Speaker 1: The one that everyone goes, oh no, he's here again.
Speaker 3: Well, you would have to the mouthpiece would be somewhere
Speaker 3: near your arm pit. Yeah, so you'd have to also
Speaker 3: have a robot neck to bend over and blow into
Speaker 3: your armpit.
Speaker 1: Who's to say, I don't.
Speaker 3: I mean I maybe your robot trombone arm is a
Speaker 3: different design than mine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like it.
Speaker 3: But the one I'm imagining starts at the base of
Speaker 3: your shoulder and sticks out, meaning you know, I guess
Speaker 3: you know what now that I'm holding out my arm
Speaker 3: as if we're an imaginary trombone. It would be a
Speaker 3: left handed trombone, but the mouthpiece would line up perfectly.
Speaker 3: Good idea, Karen.
Speaker 1: Thank you, finally sorry.
Speaker 4: I know this is how it is for a lot
Speaker 4: of female robot designers.
Speaker 1: You have the male process it you really talk it
Speaker 1: through guys.
Speaker 3: Hear about the guy in the German factory for making volkswagons.
Speaker 3: He got crushed by a giant robot arm that he
Speaker 3: was repairing, and it said, I feel better now me
Speaker 3: absorbed and crushed his body. What very Germany. It's very true.
Speaker 5: A huge on cut cock. That's Germans, guys. I might
Speaker 5: not know they.
Speaker 3: Have more sensitivity because of their their.
Speaker 4: Cocked against Jews.
Speaker 3: Hey wait, that got dark.
Speaker 1: Okay, Karen, did you say Germany? I say Nazis Germany.
Speaker 3: Nazi Lazi.
Speaker 5: Can't we just had say way my fuck, I say
Speaker 5: neo crypto Nazi.
Speaker 3: Oh, I guess you just can't have a circumcision Germany
Speaker 3: conversation anymore without Nazis.
Speaker 1: Nazis so true.
Speaker 3: My mom called them Nazis, and she also called their
Speaker 3: logo Swaskika and I'll never forget that.
Speaker 5: She also said, why did she sound like she's from
Speaker 5: like Chicago instead of where?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What if it was Nancies?
Speaker 4: My mom used to call him Ronald Reagan and we'd
Speaker 4: be like, every night you watch the news and they
Speaker 4: say Reagan every night you hear it.
Speaker 1: It's like, I think it might be.
Speaker 3: My aunt, my dad's sister. I'll never forget it, said uh,
Speaker 3: And I was a kid. She goes, do you want
Speaker 3: these Bob Dyland albums?
Speaker 1: And I.
Speaker 3: Asked to be a reconcilent. I wanted to be.
Speaker 5: Divorced David Bowie my mom. My mom used to say,
Speaker 5: David Bowie.
Speaker 3: Every time I've done International waters and I'm just plugging
Speaker 3: another podcast that I do the great the UK people
Speaker 3: say David Bowie and they know better, Howie, that's right,
Speaker 3: Bowie Bowie.
Speaker 1: I hate that.
Speaker 3: I don't like it either.
Speaker 5: There's three different ways to say rightie bowiew like Jim
Speaker 5: Bowie and the rabbit way and oh.
Speaker 4: Everyone's riffing and someone stops to go, wait, what did
Speaker 4: you just say? And then you have to say it
Speaker 4: and it was so stupid that you have to say, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm just so stupid.
Speaker 3: Well that's where I could come in and help outis
Speaker 3: and I was having guys. I'll be honest.
Speaker 5: Look, I wanted to go back to def Leppard having
Speaker 5: trombone solos, but you know I can't.
Speaker 3: It's too gone at the moment. So I can't wait
Speaker 3: to bring back the grateful dead stuff. I can't wait.
Speaker 3: I just made a vein pop up in my temple.
Speaker 1: I really do. Miss.
Speaker 4: I feel very lucky because I think Chip and I
Speaker 4: are the same exact age.
Speaker 1: I think, am I younger than you? When it came out?
Speaker 4: Like I was like twelve and we literally I remember
Speaker 4: watching the first day of MTV and being like yes,
Speaker 4: and then.
Speaker 1: That's all we did.
Speaker 4: Like if you would go to a family party, all
Speaker 4: the kids would be in the TV room watching MTV
Speaker 4: and you just laid around watching music videos because you
Speaker 4: couldn't believe it was just a brand new thing.
Speaker 5: I remember day Thriller Premier Forget It Yea from the TV.
Speaker 3: Over and over my sister would have She would have
Speaker 3: friends over and they would wait and record, often with
Speaker 3: a VCR, but wait for Deuran Duran to come on,
Speaker 3: and when it came on, they would scream, like a
Speaker 3: footage of the Beatles. They were screaming, and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I was in the next ron. I
Speaker 3: just didn't understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dandan was are like Backstreet Boys for it really was.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I go, I go so far to
Speaker 5: say the Beatles of the eighties, because who are the
Speaker 5: Beatles of the eighties if not Duran Duran.
Speaker 1: That's very true.
Speaker 3: I mean it's not.
Speaker 5: All four of them wrote, well, see the thing is
Speaker 5: it breaks down like the thing is always The Beatles
Speaker 5: were the Beatles of the sixties, right, Queen Queen was
Speaker 5: the Beatles of the seventies, because all four of them
Speaker 5: wrote songs, all four of them had hits. All four
Speaker 5: of them have personalities, big hits, okay.
Speaker 3: And then in the eighties though, who is it? I
Speaker 3: think the Monkeys were the Beatles of the eighties. A
Speaker 3: lot of people don't know this. It's true. They did
Speaker 3: Pull It their album Pull.
Speaker 4: It That the movie where Mickey Dolans's daughter starred in
Speaker 4: it with Tony Danza's.
Speaker 3: Is that she's out of It's so funny. No one
Speaker 3: knows that you guys both for it and the and
Speaker 3: I think it was like the poster was a leggy girl,
Speaker 3: which is, you know, she's supposed to be a teenager,
Speaker 3: but she's like a leggy girl in a mini squirt
Speaker 3: ripping up a picture of Tony Danza. It's very inventive.
Speaker 1: Yea.
Speaker 3: I A lot of people miss MTV playing videos. I'm
Speaker 3: one of them. It was real important to me. And uh,
Speaker 3: and I didn't like when they started showing reality shows
Speaker 3: and everything, but there was that middle time when they
Speaker 3: showed cool animation and then shows like Austin Stories, which
Speaker 3: television was so ahead of its time. And yeah, no, I'm.
Speaker 1: That's really that was very professionally.
Speaker 3: Sho Chip was in Austin Stories from Stories. One of
Speaker 3: the originals just got in the car. We kicked out
Speaker 3: the old chip Pope. It was I don't realize how
Speaker 3: long ago that was until I see someone regram a
Speaker 3: photo of you guys in your Lee Jians that were
Speaker 3: baggier than Jenko. I think that was a gunshot, but
Speaker 3: it is the fifth It's funny. You live in La
Speaker 3: long enough you learn how to discern between fireworks and gunshots,
Speaker 3: but you also learned to react to them the same,
Speaker 3: which is no reaction. Yeah, I hear a gun and
Speaker 3: I'm like, God, I love America.
Speaker 5: Either someone died or liberty. Liberty, either way.
Speaker 1: Same death.
Speaker 3: Isn't it the same? If you go back far enough
Speaker 3: when you were on MTV Austin Stories.
Speaker 4: When Austin Stories got put on the air on MTV,
Speaker 4: was that a big deal for you because of your
Speaker 4: MTV background?
Speaker 3: As that was a big deal.
Speaker 5: It was a big deal anyway, really, because you know,
Speaker 5: you're a comic and you're gonna be on TV and.
Speaker 3: You're in Austin. Yeah, it's just weird. Never happened.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was an odd thing, but it was a
Speaker 5: big deal just because of MTV. And I remember there
Speaker 5: was this picture and TV Guide or something that was
Speaker 5: just like, oh, it just was like it was weird
Speaker 5: because it was a picture of everything in like teen
Speaker 5: pop culture that led up to Austin Stories. So it
Speaker 5: was like a flow chart and it just said and
Speaker 5: it had all these pictures. So it was like Nobe Kills.
Speaker 3: It was weird. It started like way in the you know,
Speaker 3: in the.
Speaker 5: Sixties or something, and then went in through like the
Speaker 5: Breakfast Club and then went in through like you know,
Speaker 5: reality Bites, Reality Bites, yeah, and Slacker and all that,
Speaker 5: and then went to like Austin like all these roads.
Speaker 5: It's awesome stories. I'm like, wow, I don't know, this
Speaker 5: is such a big deal. And I saw that page
Speaker 5: and I was just like, I guess I'm done.
Speaker 3: I don't know, like I became a came out.
Speaker 5: I was like, Okay, I'm twenty six and it's over.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 5: My life can end now, you know. But it just
Speaker 5: kept going.
Speaker 3: It was it was such and how many seasons A couple? Three?
Speaker 5: Oh, just I wish just one.
Speaker 3: One really and it's on YouTube. People, if you haven't
Speaker 3: seen Austin Stories, watch it and also realize that it
Speaker 3: was nineteen ninety seven or eight, and.
Speaker 5: I remember being at a party with Michael iam Black
Speaker 5: and like right before Ustince was about to come on,
Speaker 5: and he was just like, yeah, they'll bother you a
Speaker 5: lot and everything, but once the show comes on, you'll
Speaker 5: just be fine. Once the show gets on, everything will
Speaker 5: be great and there you go. And I always remember
Speaker 5: him like being wrong. I'm sure he doesn't remember that,
Speaker 5: but yeah, I mean he was because he was just
Speaker 5: trying to relate it to the State. Yeah so yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: which they got another season at least, or they might
Speaker 5: have had three seasons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was part of their song.
Speaker 4: I didn't like The State because there was too many people,
Speaker 4: and I felt like I loved kids in the hall
Speaker 4: so much. I felt like I I had to pick
Speaker 4: a team, and so I had to be against anyone
Speaker 4: that was interesting.
Speaker 3: I didn't watch The State.
Speaker 5: I loved the State. Yeah that's great.
Speaker 1: You're a company man, that's why.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I thought what thought said?
Speaker 5: Hey wait, it wasn't on until we went on until
Speaker 5: like two or three.
Speaker 3: White fat cat in a suit, I bet our listened everything, Yes, sir, mister.
Speaker 1: To the man.
Speaker 5: Then when I met Tom Lennon and like, blew my mind.
Speaker 5: He was like the nicest guy in the world. I
Speaker 5: was just like, oh my god, what a lovely guy.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I met Tom Lennon at Largo one night.
Speaker 5: Nice business.
Speaker 4: Yes, I was so excited to meet Tom Lennon. And
Speaker 4: when I said nice to meet you, he was like, Karen,
Speaker 4: we've met several times in the.
Speaker 1: Nineties, and I want that's it happens to.
Speaker 4: Me a lot because I was a big drunk in
Speaker 4: the nineties, but that one broke my heart, especially because
Speaker 4: I was like, I bet I was really rude to.
Speaker 1: Tom Lennon in the nineties.
Speaker 3: Horrible memory, such a Do you guys remember where you were?
Speaker 3: I didn't know that that would call all that.
Speaker 1: Hey, look we take the good, we take the bad. Chris,
Speaker 1: you know this. We take them both, and there you
Speaker 1: have them.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I didn't want to watch a lot of
Speaker 3: TV in the eighties. Do you guys remember island where
Speaker 3: you were when Lennon was shot? That was a dumb
Speaker 3: Tom Lennard from Russia.
Speaker 5: Tom Tom Lennon has been shot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they put it. They thought it was a blank
Speaker 3: and was ousted.
Speaker 1: Yea in Russia.
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, brag.
Speaker 5: Oh god, I've been to Lemon's parking.
Speaker 4: I thought, that's what you're gonna do to me, So
Speaker 4: then I did it to you.
Speaker 3: Who do you like more Lenin or Stalinsky? It's funny? Now,
Speaker 3: who's staling? Oh god? I sometimes I feel like my
Speaker 3: joke style is they are from just from the Mountains?
Speaker 5: Tell I was I was stalling. I was in that,
Speaker 5: I was stalling, And then I got the Trotsky. Hello,
Speaker 5: that's a good one.
Speaker 3: What are you doing? No, Chip? You posted a picture from.
Speaker 5: On a podcast?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good? Oh guys, let us know where we can listen
Speaker 3: to that? You guys on iTunes? Oh, you have to
Speaker 3: come comedy All things. If there's any you can think
Speaker 3: of that as comedic that isn't on All Things comedy,
Speaker 3: we will give you your money back.
Speaker 1: We will give you a certain kind of mattress.
Speaker 3: I thought you had really gotten a job at a restaurant.
Speaker 3: Chip you posted, Yeah, yeah, I thought you really ran
Speaker 3: into her and nice like, I don't want him to
Speaker 3: be working a real food daily or whatever.
Speaker 5: You well, I think that's gonna the kind of respect
Speaker 5: my comedy inspirers is that people would see that and go, oh,
Speaker 5: he is working at a restaurant. So you know, I
Speaker 5: think it's out of the realm. I got no that guy.
Speaker 3: Finally I got angry. That's not what I'm saying. You're
Speaker 3: putting words in my thoughts. Thoughts on my mouth.
Speaker 5: I posted a picture after the gay marriage ruly and
Speaker 5: I posted a picture of me and my television, like
Speaker 5: we finally can get car. I saw that too, and
Speaker 5: my LG was real LG and like my aunt she
Speaker 5: was like, who's LG.
Speaker 3: It's so great?
Speaker 5: Are you going to come here to have the wedding?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the worst thing.
Speaker 5: And I was like, I could have done this like
Speaker 5: two years ago in this state.
Speaker 3: Patrick Keene, do you guys he's been on the show before.
Speaker 3: He's one of my friends. He posted he was in
Speaker 3: a commercial or sketcher or something and had a daughter
Speaker 3: in it, and he posted a photo of this him
Speaker 3: and this fifteen year old girl who happened to look
Speaker 3: a lot like him. She was playing his daughter. But
Speaker 3: it was like the casting was lucky, and he just
Speaker 3: said it was a long heartfelt thing he deserved. He
Speaker 3: set himself up. But he just said, after fifteen years,
Speaker 3: it turns out I'm a dad. You guys, let's hope
Speaker 3: we can pick up on make up for lost time,
Speaker 3: and they both looked really happy and everyone believed it
Speaker 3: and I'm as good and I said, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I hope you must be going through a lot of emotions.
Speaker 3: Everyone was sending him these tech and he was just
Speaker 3: ignoring everyone. He was being bombarded with the aftermath of
Speaker 3: this joke that turned into a lie that pissed everyone off.
Speaker 5: Because like everyone wants to think the best, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 5: everybody's intentions are very pure except for two assholes. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and so you know, and everybody wants to be like, oh,
Speaker 5: it's great. So like when my aunt did, I couldn't
Speaker 5: be like to holler at my aunt because she exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people get happy.
Speaker 4: And I think because you know, people like everybody thinks
Speaker 4: that everyone's family or lives, like I've been put together
Speaker 4: so perfectly, Like your parents meet and date and then
Speaker 4: they get married and then they have babies or whatever.
Speaker 4: But so many families got slapped together by mistake and like,
Speaker 4: you know, just made it work that. Like, I think
Speaker 4: people these days, maybe older people especially are trying to
Speaker 4: be more supportive of like because they just didn't talk
Speaker 4: about it back then, and of like your parents got
Speaker 4: married because actually because your mom got knocked up or whatever.
Speaker 4: Thing that like is so common and that, but most
Speaker 4: people just don't admit it.
Speaker 1: I believe that to be true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, relationship views are just night and day now between
Speaker 5: you know, me and the twenty year olds I go
Speaker 5: out with.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you that.
Speaker 5: It's crazy because when you're a kid used to think, oh, well,
Speaker 5: I don't want to I'm in love, and they don't
Speaker 5: think that at all anymore, right, They just because like
Speaker 5: you know, when we're kids, it's like, hey, it's Duran
Speaker 5: Duran and they're singing about romance in their suits on
Speaker 5: a boat.
Speaker 3: What crazy?
Speaker 5: Well, you know, and like and then like their music
Speaker 5: is like you know, oh it's Rihanna and she gets
Speaker 5: beat up by her boyfriend. You know, there's just more
Speaker 5: like reality. I think that they that's okay to deal
Speaker 5: with putting out.
Speaker 4: Gold well and also we are we went from watching
Speaker 4: MTV and like Cyndi Laupper or whatever, straight to the
Speaker 4: AIDS epidemic. Oh yeah, so I think like the way kids.
Speaker 3: Grow up these days, or like gay two gay too,
Speaker 3: the AIDS epidemic.
Speaker 5: I don't know what did she said, straight to the
Speaker 5: AIDS epidemic More like gay to it.
Speaker 6: Ut did she say that just for a promotion for
Speaker 6: Live Aid or no? That was for fun Karen in
Speaker 6: the car, Okay, I thought you were quoting Cindy Lauder.
Speaker 3: Is it Cyndy Lauper?
Speaker 1: No, that's the way my dad.
Speaker 3: I thought it was Lauper back when she's Cindy Island. I.
Speaker 3: I always thought Live Aid was for you know, because
Speaker 3: it's live and the AID. There's an ass at the
Speaker 3: end of AIDS which ruined a gum I think there's
Speaker 3: a gum.
Speaker 1: Mercan It was a It was a diet candy called AIDS. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh man, they went spelled different.
Speaker 3: They went up. That was spelled You gotta make sure
Speaker 3: you don't name your product after a future disease.
Speaker 5: You just got it, you do, yes, remember that drink Skabies?
Speaker 3: Do you remember the cartoon muppets Scabies Muppets? Yeah, when
Speaker 3: they were younger, you.
Speaker 4: Muppet and all the first just falling off of the puppets.
Speaker 1: That's when they got lazy tending to those.
Speaker 5: That's when they were the feebles. Do you remember the Feebles?
Speaker 5: Oh the way the movies Peter Jacks with the Yeah,
Speaker 5: puppets that had aid.
Speaker 3: That was some dark ship. Yeah, like right in the eighties.
Speaker 3: It was Ladies an adult he had made Dead Alive,
Speaker 3: a gory horror movie. That's one of my favorite.
Speaker 5: I think this was before Dead Alive though really yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: like the one before Dead Alive.
Speaker 3: I think it's after anyway. The it was Peter Jackson,
Speaker 3: but there was only phone we could look up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and everyone's from New Zealand and their puppets and they're
Speaker 3: having sex and uh, it's very crude, and but it's puppets,
Speaker 3: so it's very watchable. Rotten tomatoes.
Speaker 1: Wait sorry, then the puppets get aids, one of them.
Speaker 3: One puppet gets aids, you know, I mean there were
Speaker 3: also is beheadings and fighting and you know, it's a
Speaker 3: very adult orient it's puppets, but don't these aren't your kids.
Speaker 5: Puppet It was like, you know, back the it was
Speaker 5: backstage at the Muppet Show. Basically it was the idea and.
Speaker 4: Did the puppets look like the Land of Confusion Genesis video?
Speaker 4: Puppets were like really overly horrifying face, they.
Speaker 5: Were really grotesque. They were cute, but then when they
Speaker 5: were off stage they were like not cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like like puppets without makeup and it
Speaker 3: started clever. Yeah, like that that started became the Larry
Speaker 3: Sanders show. I think is just behind the scenes or
Speaker 3: Sports Center, just do the reality guys.
Speaker 1: Did somebody that looks like a puppet?
Speaker 5: It's so funny. I always read that, Like every time
Speaker 5: I read about speaking of Larry Sanders, I always read
Speaker 5: about Judd Apatow, like learning from Larry Sanders on that
Speaker 5: show to go the funniest thing is the real thing
Speaker 5: that would happen. And so I saw that train Wreck movie,
Speaker 5: which is very funny, but it's just like the whole
Speaker 5: third act.
Speaker 3: I was like, what happened that good advice that you
Speaker 3: were just giving?
Speaker 5: So I feel like that might happen a lot where
Speaker 5: it's like you do the real thing that would happen.
Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, but that ain't the real thing that
Speaker 5: would happen.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's movies is the problem, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: You got to have like some upbeat, dumb ending.
Speaker 1: Or the studio won't let you be too real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one thing I won't know.
Speaker 5: It's not I don't think it's the quote's fault, is
Speaker 5: what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Whose fault.
Speaker 3: Is it.
Speaker 5: Dumb dumb people that that can't handle the truth.
Speaker 3: I always like the alternate ending on DVD extras more
Speaker 3: because I'm smart. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm totally.
Speaker 1: I'm really hot, and no one else is.
Speaker 3: It's okay, it's okay, it's hot.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. That's upsetting.
Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean you're sick.
Speaker 4: You know that was I feel like I just heard
Speaker 4: your mom's voice come through you.
Speaker 3: Right. No, my mom would be like, maybe you're probably
Speaker 3: sick and dying. Probably, Oh god, Oh why are we
Speaker 3: raised in a paranoia in this house?
Speaker 5: They look to your right, Chris, it's a Texas license plate.
Speaker 5: Oh why does it look photoshop? Why did their license
Speaker 5: plate look fake?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: They look fake, don't.
Speaker 3: Because it's flat. There's no indentation with the numbers or
Speaker 3: or extentation whatever. There's no what do you call that.
Speaker 3: They aren't embossed, they aren't in bombed. There are no embossment.
Speaker 3: They see they it's cheap. I guess right. They have
Speaker 3: lazy prisons in the prisons in California. They're like chink chink,
Speaker 3: and they're hammering. They're making the letter. He raised a
Speaker 3: bumpy Sorry, they're like chin chin chin.
Speaker 1: Then they're tapping, They're like ching chong.
Speaker 3: R Oh, we just lost ten less. San Francisco went
Speaker 3: through so much.
Speaker 1: Did I apologize? I'd like to take this time to
Speaker 1: apologize for saying ching chong.
Speaker 3: I'd like to. I think mine was worse because I'm
Speaker 3: not even making sound effects.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, everyone's so sensitive in this car.
Speaker 4: I know I kind of wasn't listening and I just
Speaker 4: made the first sound that seemed to fit with every
Speaker 4: all the other words I was hearing.
Speaker 5: This car was in England, we would be doing minstrel.
Speaker 5: We would be in blackface right now, he's around.
Speaker 1: Is that okay over there?
Speaker 3: I don't maybe it still is. I feel like it
Speaker 3: was like two years ago, so I mean, they don't.
Speaker 5: It's hard to get over owning everybody, you know, when
Speaker 5: you don't anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys know Ryan Stout, but
Speaker 3: one of his early jokes was a great one, and
Speaker 3: I think it went. I hate racism so much that
Speaker 3: I don't even like the word vinegar. We love that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I didn't say it right, but but I'm not willing
Speaker 3: to put the emphasis I'm not willing to put. Karen
Speaker 3: did not like the joke.
Speaker 1: I didn't understand that. I was still.
Speaker 3: Arms. What if I said vinegar without the vin part?
Speaker 3: Karen yikes, that's the joke. I don't even like three.
Speaker 5: It just shows that Karen is that not racist? That's right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that she wouldn't even make that association.
Speaker 3: I've let me stay.
Speaker 5: I only got that joke four years afterwards.
Speaker 3: I want everyone to know, yes, it was. It was one,
Speaker 3: as they call it in the circuit. And then the
Speaker 3: business on the Way Homer, I believe kind you mean
Speaker 3: the Iliad?
Speaker 5: That was a long way Homer.
Speaker 3: That's an on the way Homer. The odyssey.
Speaker 1: So exhausting. Sorry, So do you still pick music over comedy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I would totally pick music over comedy. Is that a
Speaker 5: central question of your podcast?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, I just brought it back up young. His comedy
Speaker 4: can be such drudgery. Sometimes it's like we're all trapped
Speaker 4: in doing it. It's like, uh, is what that.
Speaker 1: Made me think of? Here's the word I'm thinking of.
Speaker 5: Yeah, our friend Hark Krimmer, he was just I always
Speaker 5: liked his in I still do like his insight. But
Speaker 5: I always liked his insight on music, and I'm sure
Speaker 5: anything I say, he'll go No, that's not what I said.
Speaker 3: You're saying it wrong.
Speaker 5: But anyway, I do like the insight on his music,
Speaker 5: which he would just be the difference between performing comedy
Speaker 5: and performing music and just loving performing music, and just
Speaker 5: how performing comedy is horrible because in music, if you
Speaker 5: play a song and no one likes it, you still
Speaker 5: had the pleasure playing that song, and it's just kind
Speaker 5: of irrelevant to where people respond or not, whereas in comedy.
Speaker 4: The opposite, Yes, exactly, every performance affects your enjoyment of
Speaker 4: that joke.
Speaker 3: Ye, what about with a combination, like when you did
Speaker 3: our o mance you're r omance.
Speaker 5: That's good because character I used to like that because
Speaker 5: it didn't really matter. That doesn't really matter if people
Speaker 5: are laughing in a way.
Speaker 3: I you know, I thought it was great.
Speaker 5: The first time I did that, maybe like twenty people
Speaker 5: were really into it and the other people were kind
Speaker 5: of like, what did you first do it at mbar? No,
Speaker 5: it was downtown at like an art show or something.
Speaker 5: So but you put out an album Zach Gallifanakas and
Speaker 5: I'm not dropping names and glory days.
Speaker 1: That's the biggest thing.
Speaker 5: Zach Galifakas was sitting on the front row and he
Speaker 5: was dying, and then at the end he said, Hey,
Speaker 5: keep doing.
Speaker 3: That forever, so it's great. So yeah, So I was like, so,
Speaker 3: are you going to keep doing it forever? Well?
Speaker 5: No, I feel like I've let him down.
Speaker 3: But that person is jaywalking in some sort of a
Speaker 3: halatosis emergency. Bring his mouth. Wow, it seemed like he
Speaker 3: was jaywalking and also concerned about his breath at the
Speaker 3: same time.
Speaker 4: Wait, so in talking about our romance, why don't you
Speaker 4: explain really quickly what that?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: Oh, it was like a character that I used to do.
Speaker 5: That was from the eighties and he was Britain's top
Speaker 5: selling singer in the eighties for like one week in
Speaker 5: nineteen eighty one or something.
Speaker 1: Like a little bit of that song I can't it's
Speaker 1: not the same.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But there's that one where you you just keep
Speaker 4: talking about things. It sounds like one Night in Bangkok
Speaker 4: combined with something else Good Lady Boy.
Speaker 3: Like popcorn. I can't do it. It's so funny, guys,
Speaker 3: what if you wrapped them the illusion? The three people
Speaker 3: who like that character.
Speaker 1: Can you just state the lyrics?
Speaker 5: Yes, I honestly, that's not want. It's not okay sing
Speaker 5: sing a song, Karen bang Cock, I sing one of
Speaker 5: your songs.
Speaker 1: We did do that.
Speaker 3: We did do that. Hey, we're on an airplane. Tell
Speaker 3: me a joke and I'm sorry we did. Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 4: I was just your irritating aunt Marie, and I don't
Speaker 4: give a ship.
Speaker 3: I like it. I like that.
Speaker 5: You guys remember that.
Speaker 1: Because it's it seems like something you could shout out.
Speaker 3: I might.
Speaker 5: Maybe I should do that more because it is fun
Speaker 5: to do and it's not so, you know, reliant on
Speaker 5: the audience. I remember doing it one time. This is
Speaker 5: another person in the front row. The name name dropping,
Speaker 5: but it's not like I really know these people.
Speaker 1: I mean, let's guess.
Speaker 5: First, guess who is in the front row watching me
Speaker 5: do our romance.
Speaker 1: It was Julianne Moore, the Great Redheaded Acts.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: She wasn't wearing pants, Oh my god, like she was
Speaker 5: ironing nights in the short cuts mean.
Speaker 1: She did a monologue with no pants on.
Speaker 5: You think like music, think who's in there?
Speaker 3: You am the best at the day.
Speaker 5: You are good and I'm doing my dumb jokes and
Speaker 5: just thinking, wow, I've been doing these dumb jokes for
Speaker 5: one in front of one of the greatest songwriters of
Speaker 5: all time.
Speaker 3: She has to sit through this dumb music thing.
Speaker 1: And she loved it.
Speaker 3: She liked it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I don't know if she loved it.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I couldn't look at her. But then yeah, but then
Speaker 5: later I found I heard her on a comedy Bang
Speaker 5: Bang or Death Ray or something, and they had and
Speaker 5: when Scott used to play music and he played romance,
Speaker 5: and and she said that that my fake British accent
Speaker 5: was way better than hers ever.
Speaker 3: Once that's that's nice. That's the best compliment you can get.
Speaker 3: I guess you have a good fake British accent.
Speaker 4: I did a show one night and Maria McKee, who
Speaker 4: is the lead singer of Lone Justice and one of
Speaker 4: my favorite singer songwriters of all time, perhaps my number one.
Speaker 3: But above Harriet Wheeler from The Sunday Oh Shoots. Okay,
Speaker 3: I mean it's okay.
Speaker 1: License nugger.
Speaker 4: It's difficult because their bones, but you know, so she
Speaker 4: came to a show at the Fake Gallery and so
Speaker 4: I was doing a song This was when I was
Speaker 4: doing the songs with my friend Dawn. We made up
Speaker 4: a bunch of fake musical songs and literally, like halfway through,
Speaker 4: I just forgot the whole band because I couldn't believe.
Speaker 4: I couldn't get out of my own head that I
Speaker 4: was singing a song in front of Maria McKey. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's so awesome, right, it was amazing, but it also
Speaker 4: kind of ruined it because I was like, I want
Speaker 4: this to be I want this to really work out
Speaker 4: in all these different ways, and it's not going to
Speaker 4: work out in any way, and then my brain turned off.
Speaker 5: But it's weird, how like when it doesn't A lot
Speaker 5: of stuff means nothing to anyone else. Think, yes, exactly,
Speaker 5: not weird about life.
Speaker 3: I think we're about to find out if you can
Speaker 3: get ticketed for podcasting when you go through a sobriety checks.
Speaker 1: Sobriety check, I think.
Speaker 3: So. I've been wanting to go through these one of
Speaker 3: these sober for the first time, and I'm pretty excited.
Speaker 1: Okay, now it's not just me, because there's so much
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: It's hot, I'm warm, and I'm sorry you guys are sorry.
Speaker 1: At least I'm not very menopausal.
Speaker 3: That John song I'm a Warm guy.
Speaker 5: That was my song.
Speaker 4: But I also feel like maybe my car is gonna overheat.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I mean I don't think so of it.
Speaker 1: It's just a lot of certainly there's heat.
Speaker 5: Do you know that song by Morrissey called what Now?
Speaker 3: Little Man?
Speaker 5: By the way, I do not know that people when
Speaker 5: you perform, well, it's just this whole thing. I don't
Speaker 5: know what they you know, because it could be an abstraction,
Speaker 5: but it could be a thing from his reel life.
Speaker 5: But it's just about remembering watching someone on some show
Speaker 5: when you were a little kid, and then you meet
Speaker 5: them in real life and.
Speaker 3: No one remembers you.
Speaker 5: The horse is all like, but I remember you. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And I just feel like that's ninety five percent of
Speaker 5: my life. This is the Morrissey character in that song,
Speaker 5: not the forgotten person. That's the forgotten part is probably
Speaker 5: five percent.
Speaker 3: Line No, no, But you have a you are a
Speaker 3: walking encyclopedia of references that I some I feel really
Speaker 3: proud when you say something and I know what you're
Speaker 3: talking about because I know that you your your catalog
Speaker 3: is deep and obscure and uh, and now I sound
Speaker 3: like a doctor, and we're gonna have to remove I've
Speaker 3: never seen a catalog this deeper obscure. You have twelve
Speaker 3: weeks to learn new things, learn about news. We get it.
Speaker 3: It's organic, it's it's your anesthetic. Local is it? Where
Speaker 3: was it raised? Yes?
Speaker 4: I remember being very excited when the lead singer of
Speaker 4: Go West followed me on Twitter.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, yes, that would make me cream.
Speaker 1: They were amazing.
Speaker 3: I don't please do the think so like this.
Speaker 1: It was all important. It was all over his resenting.
Speaker 3: You is the king of wishful thinking. Go West, catch
Speaker 3: up to you, guys. Yeah you can, I know, I will.
Speaker 1: Set this ship's not sea thinking.
Speaker 5: He could hit those high notes, had a really powerful voice.
Speaker 4: And he looked kind of like he looked like a
Speaker 4: sensitive Huey Lewis. It was like if Huey Lewis had
Speaker 4: a brother who wore fringe leather jackets.
Speaker 3: He was hot.
Speaker 5: He was like in that British thing of like are
Speaker 5: they gay or just British. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The first time I saw George Michael Wham a Wham
Speaker 4: video which was to wake Me Up before you Go
Speaker 4: Go video, It was a Jennifer Donman's slumber party, and
Speaker 4: I remember all of it because the second he hit
Speaker 4: the screen, I couldn't figure out if I was in
Speaker 4: love with him or if I wanted to be as
Speaker 4: pretty as him, right because it was George Michael.
Speaker 1: He was just like all teeth and like feathered hair.
Speaker 3: That was the first as a kid, I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: this guy is handsome, and I wish I looked like him.
Speaker 3: I wish I had that jacket and I wish I
Speaker 3: had that as you know what.
Speaker 5: The thing and the moral of the story, Chris, you
Speaker 5: know what, he hated himself. It seems like he really
Speaker 5: hated himself in that face.
Speaker 3: It's weird, and get weird. Stop doing it, you idiot.
Speaker 3: She wanted. That's awful, I yelled.
Speaker 1: I called her.
Speaker 5: We were all just about to be on the laugh factory,
Speaker 5: God laughs.
Speaker 3: They were about to be on that billboard.
Speaker 5: That was right by the last We were going to
Speaker 5: get a triple. Perhaps maybe I don't do the laugh
Speaker 5: factor that much.
Speaker 1: I've only got to do.
Speaker 3: I think I did it for a showcase.
Speaker 1: Nate Ship, Yeah, I got so.
Speaker 3: Maybe we wouldn't get on the billboard.
Speaker 1: Here's my best heckle ever, that's the.
Speaker 3: Drop of my blood on the fillboard. Oh at least
Speaker 3: I'm featuring.
Speaker 4: I used to do a joke and it was it
Speaker 4: started out of me getting something in a store in
Speaker 4: San Francisco and then the owner going, uh, you can
Speaker 4: have everything for free, chips, candy, cigarettes, magazines, everything for free,
Speaker 4: which really happened to.
Speaker 1: Me in real life.
Speaker 3: Is that Sally Kellerman.
Speaker 1: This was during my sell cream ranch.
Speaker 5: And but by the way, her house is called Hidden
Speaker 5: Valley rancho Ix. My friend used to be your assistant. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 5: that's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm just saying that.
Speaker 4: The best heckle I ever got was I started doing
Speaker 4: that joke and some huge black man in the back
Speaker 4: of the room.
Speaker 1: Goes bullshit.
Speaker 4: And then because if you remember, what I had said
Speaker 4: was that I got everything for free, and then I
Speaker 4: just went, you're right, sir, and I left the stage
Speaker 4: because I was like, I'm not going to get screamed
Speaker 4: at while you're right.
Speaker 1: This is all bullshit. Everything I'm about to do is
Speaker 1: total bullshit. So I might love.
Speaker 3: That's my favorite hackle. Huh Uh, that's this at all true.
Speaker 3: I thought I came to a stand up truth show.
Speaker 3: I love you. Leaving the stage.
Speaker 5: I never have the balls to leave a stage. I
Speaker 5: would just be like, I'm going to get through it,
Speaker 5: and I still keep going and you are like that.
Speaker 3: I'm that way too. I think the times that I
Speaker 3: have I'm like, I can't do this, it's not worth it,
Speaker 3: and I've gotten off stage. I beat myself up. Even
Speaker 3: if it was a horrible audience. I hate it.
Speaker 5: Well, I respect it so much. I've seen it. I've
Speaker 5: never been would never be.
Speaker 3: Able to do it.
Speaker 4: I just I'm a lot like a British Royalty trying
Speaker 4: to do stand up where I can't even believe I'm
Speaker 4: there in the first place, much less be relegated to
Speaker 4: I've seen that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've a show with Natasha Lazara one time where
Speaker 5: she was just like, you know, it's a long story,
Speaker 5: but you know she's just at some point just gues
Speaker 5: this isn't no.
Speaker 3: Just left. Yeah, one day I'll have the courage to
Speaker 3: do that. Well, we're I think we're about to run
Speaker 3: out of I'm worried about this last little.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was that was a long drive. Well, it
Speaker 3: was a great drive. Ship. Thank you, Chip. You'll never
Speaker 3: you guys been to stop disappointing me. Sorry start, I'm
Speaker 3: so bad with goodbyes.
Speaker 1: Let's make this tonight.
Speaker 3: Please, don't in your sleep now, that's not going to
Speaker 3: happen because I erased it from the universe. Don't choke
Speaker 3: on your vomit now, that will never happen to you.
Speaker 3: We both love you great. I love you guys too.
Speaker 5: Mostly on Instagram. Insta is that your Twitter for dumb people?
Speaker 5: Twitter without all them words?
Speaker 1: Your handle?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: On Instagram? Get up in there? How thousands of free likes?
Speaker 5: You see all my real followers and my ghost followers.
Speaker 5: I got a lot of ghost followers. Mean, I don't
Speaker 5: know those these people that come on like dinsheim Ron
Speaker 5: guying is following you, and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 5: And I'll just be like, give him my legs.
Speaker 3: I'm your old partner, Chip Hope. I thought it was
Speaker 3: that kind of ges. I have great timing this episode speaking.
Speaker 4: He has been a real gulash of comedy and I
Speaker 4: loved it.
Speaker 3: And who's ready for more? Show to me, he continued, dot.
Speaker 4: Dot right now, this next comic has done clubs and
Speaker 4: colleges all over the country.
Speaker 3: Put your hands together. Why am I doing? Fred Schniner
Speaker 3: because I want Chip Pop Peterson. Yeah, there's a rock
Speaker 3: and that's a bush. Everybody, thank you. Now it's in
Speaker 3: the room.
Speaker 5: I met Fred Scheiner once and told my did impression
Speaker 5: of him, and he just went.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, was this response a lot of people do.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go stub my toe on a butter bean.
Speaker 1: What's that on your head?
Speaker 3: A wig? It looks like a hat, but like a cloud.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm doing's material. Now that's when you
Speaker 3: know where we're down. Let's go in and oh.
Speaker 1: That's the best one. What's not on your head?
Speaker 3: I think this brings us to the conclusion of this
Speaker 3: episode of do you need a ride?
Speaker 5: Thank you for Oh wait, Katy Perry's manager lives right there.
Speaker 5: Isn't it weird that he doesn't have a better house? No,
Speaker 5: not that one, but that one still equally.
Speaker 1: It's still in one of those apartments.
Speaker 5: I mean, I mean, and the off chances he hears this,
Speaker 5: he's awesome. But I mean, maybe this is just like
Speaker 5: his apartment here or something. I figure he probably has always.
Speaker 1: Like Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he's got a ranch style house up
Speaker 4: in Montana because he's got.
Speaker 5: That Katie perrymoney. Are we being attacked? But he's lived
Speaker 5: here a long time.
Speaker 3: I just realized Katy Perry and Zoe they shut on Nail,
Speaker 3: are different people. They look a lot alike anyway, that
Speaker 3: that's a great way to let's not keep that part
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 5: No, no, well, let's not out Katy Perry's managers.
Speaker 3: Oh, we don't know where we are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we never said anything about but it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: We will do that. At the bottom of the podcast,
Speaker 3: you can see where Chip's address is if you want
Speaker 3: me and I just learned the difference between Blake Lively
Speaker 3: and Caleb Deshanel. You've been listening to Do You Need
Speaker 3: a Ride? D y n A R.