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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim to give us.

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need ride?

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Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen kil Garrett.

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Speaker 3: We're near the improv.

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Speaker 4: It's so close you can feel it burning your neck.

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Speaker 3: A show hasn't started, but you can hear the laughs

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Speaker 3: of the ghosts of ghost shows.

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Speaker 1: Past sad old audience members.

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Speaker 3: That died, laughs from the sixties, powdered wig laughs. Oh whatever.

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Speaker 3: Yes, before the improv. A lot of people don't know this.

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Speaker 3: Before the improv, the world famous improvisation was located there.

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Speaker 3: It was a court room where a lot of powdered

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Speaker 3: It was close to not being It was close to

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Speaker 4: Yes, you avoided Indian burial ground, which we're all tired of.

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Speaker 4: Yes, where in at my old school you learned all

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Speaker 3: There he is. Let's fire off into traffic. He's waving.

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Speaker 1: Into the car, Bits and Chips.

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Speaker 3: Chip pup to the Hollywood Bowl. Please Hong Kong right away, sir,

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Speaker 3: Everybody, how are you, buddy, I'm good. How are you

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Speaker 5: I saw your perform the other day at Little Joy.

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Speaker 5: It was awesome, but I think I was like trapped

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Speaker 1: I think you left what was the best joke Chris did.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I pepper my act with those and they're

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Speaker 4: Sure, there's always work to comment and tell the audience

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Speaker 1: That's my favorite part of any of my sets is that.

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Speaker 5: Your neighborhood who said they want to be told what

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Speaker 1: But maybe you have to lead them.

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Speaker 4: If if you tell them they're doing badly, they'll start going,

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Speaker 4: this is going badly exactly.

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Speaker 5: So if you say it's going great and they just

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Speaker 5: I just came to see Kerry Lindo from.

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Speaker 5: This is just like being you know, putting a burlap

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Speaker 5: There's no reason for a car to have two sniper windows.

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Speaker 5: We've all seen world according to Garp.

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Speaker 3: Are you my head? Your system is great picking it up.

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Speaker 1: The radio has Fool in the Rain on at all times.

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Speaker 3: It's on the same frequency as your thoughts.

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Speaker 1: Barren Ara. Oh there's you're gonna thing.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna have to pay for it. Oh, that's right,

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Speaker 5: How much is that gonna cost me for the little

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Speaker 1: Actually it's the Mexican rates.

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Speaker 5: The actual Fool in the Rain song is like two

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Speaker 4: The whistle, the whistle samba in the middle it's actually

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that was from a sound library. That's where where

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Speaker 1: It is a good song. You can't deny that song.

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Speaker 5: Is it considered the last album because like your drummer dies,

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Speaker 3: But no, you just say you man up and you

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Speaker 4: That guy came back drum he drummed, he parted.

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Speaker 5: Their songs got about I don't know, forty beats per

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Speaker 3: You get to pour some sugar on me. It's like, man,

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, too specific to go there you live.

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Speaker 3: You don't give a ship where you live. That's my

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Speaker 5: Said, go ship next where where the neighbors live?

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Speaker 1: Where you live.

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Speaker 3: I think that is the air conditioning on. Yes, I'm

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Speaker 3: that up until now. We Oh, your mic is very powerful.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: It's quite all right.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad it wasn't Zeppelin. It was just some nice.

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Speaker 3: Ac in the car. We have seventeen mics set up

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Speaker 1: I've always thought it was under kill. Man, is that

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Speaker 3: That's a good one.

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Speaker 1: Under Kill that's my new band name.

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Speaker 3: And uh even just enough. And I've attacked it with

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Speaker 3: It's a frustrating thing. And I know you guys are

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Speaker 3: Because it turns out the wolves were killing deer, and

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Speaker 3: I explain that it's the stupidest Yeah, what a horrible concept.

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Speaker 4: Well, essentially, it sounds like they didn't need to be

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Speaker 1: Balances itself out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of thing that always happens when they like introduced,

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Speaker 4: they stick some fish in a pond and suddenly that

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Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a fish getting introduced to a pond?

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Speaker 3: Like where the mayor comes and they ever rippen draped

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Speaker 1: From ponds and then they move on.

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Speaker 5: Why would you leave that for the perfect pond? Why

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Speaker 1: Oh, should I get should I get up onto some

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Speaker 3: Chip?

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Speaker 4: Remember that when we were on sunset that time and

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Speaker 4: Remember the limo of twelve year old girls that pulled

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Speaker 3: Perry one of those?

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Speaker 5: I wish I could remember. It was so many that

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Speaker 1: I know, or you're supposed to be funny, I got

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Speaker 3: We like to leave our anecdotes detail less.

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Speaker 5: Yes, well, people could probably call in with the anecdote

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Speaker 1: That would be good.

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Speaker 4: What would have what would have been a good thing

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Speaker 4: for Chip to have yelled at twelve year old girls

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Speaker 4: on sunset? Tweet us yes, and let us know what

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Speaker 5: Yes, I love unicorns.

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Speaker 1: It it was similar to that.

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Speaker 5: It probably was something like that. I love all the

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Speaker 5: because you're already like subverting your sexual urges because you're

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Speaker 3: And I was so crazy because right out of the gates,

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Speaker 4: And that's how you got to become a designer for

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Speaker 3: Where is that it's a store. I do some freelance

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Speaker 1: Can we get just.

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Speaker 3: It is I guess what I'm dancing around is the

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Speaker 1: You this through a window because it's too.

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Speaker 1: Get a new how about this ambient sounds better?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I just need a little air.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you could like you could probably market that though,

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Speaker 5: a desk or something. A lady is just like jumping

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00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:17,679
Speaker 5: up against it.

452
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 3: What's that Dildo's for the dead? Dildo's for the dead,

453
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 3: nor the den A lot of people can the dead.

454
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:31,399
Speaker 3: I mean if you set when you think of a den,

455
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 3: you think of the dead, because only our grandpa's and

456
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,440
Speaker 3: people that have passed had dens.

457
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 1: And Jerry Garcia, Oh, Jerry.

458
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,639
Speaker 3: I'm they're touring again with a hologram of him.

459
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:42,880
Speaker 5: A hologram.

460
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 3: I hope so, and I hope it's just a mess

461
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 3: up and it's just Tupac singing.

462
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:53,359
Speaker 4: The hologram store has two canisters. It's either Jerry Garcia or.

463
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 3: No, you like me. I am so old though.

464
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:59,600
Speaker 5: When I went to that Coachella that had Tupac and

465
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 5: when and it was happening, it was like at seven

466
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 5: o'clock on Sunday.

467
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,120
Speaker 3: Night, and a lot of it in grade school, and I.

468
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 5: Yes, but I was there and I and I just

469
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 5: distinctly remember thinking, I wonder what's on sixteen minutes tonight.

470
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 5: So that's not good when you're seeing like a once

471
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 5: in a lifetime hologram of Tupac.

472
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it didn't feel like a once in a

473
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 4: lifetime situation because I remember seeing that.

474
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,120
Speaker 3: I do not like what that guy was doing. Yeah,

475
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:29,640
Speaker 3: that was a little dangerous. And he just turned left.

476
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 5: He looked like he was going to turn right right stoned.

477
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 4: They're so crazy when they drive here something baseline, and it's.

478
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 3: The day after the fourth July, so they're stoned. On

479
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 3: top of having trace amounts of vodka and other liquors, moonshine,

480
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 3: probably Crank Crank. They have a copy of Crank on DVD.

481
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 3: You know.

482
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,919
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm always like a little more generous. So

483
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 5: to the driving, I like, I get upset and then

484
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 5: I just think, well, these people have all their broken

485
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,159
Speaker 5: dreams too, you know. It takes the edge off a

486
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 5: little bit where I like get up to see who

487
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 5: was doing all these bad driving things, and it's like

488
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,439
Speaker 5: some old lady looks like, you know, Gloria Stewart or

489
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 5: you know, and I think, well, she was probably up

490
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 5: for Titanic and she didn't get it, you know, audition

491
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 5: still out there. Yeah, she's still putting herself up there.

492
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 4: You can forgive anyone in a car if you go,

493
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 4: oh my god, they just came away from some terrible right.

494
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 3: And next time someone cuts cuts me off, I'm gonna say,

495
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you blew it.

496
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,919
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're such a bad cold reader.

497
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,400
Speaker 5: Next time. It's all based on turns, You'll you'll get

498
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 5: a turn next time.

499
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,360
Speaker 3: So random here, you almost killed me you should take

500
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 3: an auditioning cold read glass behind toy. You know a

501
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 3: lot of Wait, don't don't drive away. I'm so yelly.

502
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 4: Wait, I know a great guy, no great audition stuff.

503
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 3: It won't be intimidating.

504
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,160
Speaker 1: It to cold read its natural, it feels natural.

505
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 3: Oh he's a mile away? Now?

506
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 1: Does make me strift down at the top.

507
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 5: I had to follow them for four miles.

508
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 4: It's like that that urban myth about the guy that

509
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 4: followed the girl, the guy in the backseat of a car.

510
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 5: Oh, right, was that the one where the arm was hanging. Yeah,

511
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 5: the guy was hanging from the tree.

512
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 4: He was He was flashing his brights and she thought

513
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 4: she was being chased by a maniac. But actually there

514
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 4: was a maniac in the back seat.

515
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 5: Oh no, you never heard of That's gotta be real.

516
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's scary.

517
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 5: That sounds like it could happen.

518
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard right away that if someone else the

519
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 3: bright you don't flash him here because it's a gang

520
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 3: member initiation. That's not true to drive with one headlight

521
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 3: out or with.

522
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,159
Speaker 1: Your headlights on, your headlights off.

523
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you flash him and say hi, sir,

524
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,919
Speaker 3: look at this. Uh, the sight sounds of Los Angeles

525
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:44,679
Speaker 3: and people. I didn't like that. That guy made a

526
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 3: horrible mistake. Oh, it's a little too like to pull over.

527
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, don't pull over now, fool. You know what?

528
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,640
Speaker 5: That ambulance is full of two people who blew the audition,

529
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 5: tring to get someone who blew the audition.

530
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 3: They all had a call back.

531
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was so many bad auditions happening in that

532
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 4: even though only one.

533
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 5: In nine people in Los Angeles County working show business.

534
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say that those ambulance drivers, whether.

535
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 3: Whether or not you're an actor, you're auditioning every day, right,

536
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 3: and you can quote me on that.

537
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 1: You're wishing just to be in this world.

538
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 3: Life is a play. You're Wayne Dyer. I don't know

539
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 3: who that is.

540
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 4: That's the That's the big, tall hippie guy that's always

541
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 4: talking in a soothing voice on Channel nine.

542
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 3: Oh, I was thinking of doctor Oss.

543
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: I guess I'm totally different, two different guys.

544
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 3: Uh, Chip, you like music so many different types of

545
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 3: music a lot. You're are you do you like music

546
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 3: so much that you enjoy the grateful Dad? We mentioned

547
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 3: that no minutes ago. I don't. Yeah, I can't.

548
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 5: I never That's one of those ones. I could never

549
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 5: never get into one of those hair pins station. You know,

550
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 5: it just sounds like it's for infants.

551
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 3: I was with my friend and her sister and uh

552
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 3: uh oh, yeah, sure, sure can we can we have

553
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 3: your sign of release? You're on our podcast? Do you

554
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 3: want to?

555
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 4: They're gonna I'm gonna let him get in. I hope

556
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 4: I remember though.

557
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, he has to turn right quick here and buy

558
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 3: a new beanie.

559
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, clearly you're a badass. When the windows rolled up.

560
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,199
Speaker 1: It's not how it always is.

561
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 4: Really think that the key to the grateful dead is

562
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 4: a ship ton of drugs. I mean, isn't that What

563
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 4: people are really enjoying is the experience.

564
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 3: There was a guy that I used to before I

565
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 3: had an outlet, which was stand up comedy, that's my art.

566
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 3: I used to go to bars and break dance and

567
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 3: there was yes, me and my friends. We had routines.

568
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 3: Even I was deep in the game of bar and

569
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 3: there wasn't a place to do. It was a good breakdance.

570
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good. My days are kind of over. I

571
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 3: broke my arm once doing.

572
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: It, but I that all sounds like a live.

573
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 3: I would dance every thing. I'm gonna say and this

574
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 3: story is true. Okay, So there's this guy that hated

575
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 3: me because I would break dance while he's playing pool.

576
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,959
Speaker 3: We ended up at an after hour show on that

577
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 3: guy's side, my friend's sister and her friend. Everyone was

578
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 3: out of their mind, but because of drinking. This guy

579
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,879
Speaker 3: was a drunk that liked the dead so much that

580
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 3: at his house in the basement where he only had

581
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 3: a bed and a log for a table with a

582
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 3: hatchet in it. He was a bearded man before it

583
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 3: was like a hip thing to have a beard. He

584
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 3: really meant it. And I said I didn't like the

585
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 3: grateful Dead, and he stood up and he said we're

586
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 3: gonna We're going to fight. And I was like, oh,

587
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 3: I don't want to fight over the grateful dead. That's

588
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 3: how serious people are about the dead of him yet,

589
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 3: and he got really angry at me. He already didn't

590
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 3: like me because of the break dancing thing. He doesn't

591
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 3: like break dancing because he likes the grateful dead. I

592
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 3: went upstairs. He actually loaned me a sleeping bag. I'm

593
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 3: sleeping upstairs on the couch. Then his roommates come home

594
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 3: and he wants to all of a sudden show off

595
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 3: for them, and that's when he leapt across the room

596
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 3: and his knee went in my back. I got scared.

597
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 3: I picked him up like a baby, spun him around.

598
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 3: His head hit a stained glass lamp, shattered the lamp

599
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,479
Speaker 3: right then the cops knocked at the door because they

600
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 3: heard a ruckus and I said, there's two girls downstairs

601
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 3: in this guy. It's potentially going to sexually assault them.

602
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 3: I just kind of and he got in a lot

603
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 3: of trouble because there was two my friends were in

604
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 3: his basement passed out and everything I kind of conjured

605
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 3: lined up, and so I had to tell the story.

606
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 3: I had to.

607
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 1: You do believe in putting something out into the universe.

608
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 3: I did, I really, But the point is he was

609
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 3: a terrible man. He dug his knee into my back

610
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 3: from across the room. But I defended him, not in court,

611
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 3: but a deposition. And are you Facebook fronts? He just

612
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 3: invited me to play Candy Crush saga.

613
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 5: Do people really invite people that play that or is

614
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 5: it just like some algorithm that just thing?

615
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 3: I don't know. Anytime there's an old lady that's my

616
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 3: friend on Facebook, usually that they invite me to play

617
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 3: Candy Crush or you will blitz and that's so I

618
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 3: don't they do invite me though, along.

619
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 5: With a group of makes you feel wanted.

620
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 3: I just I want to talk, right, I just want

621
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 3: to apologize for that boring story about that.

622
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 5: It was fine. I mean, I've got a boring Grateful

623
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 5: Dead story. Like I never had heard them until I

624
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 5: was like eighteen, because that dumb song came out Touch

625
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 5: of Gray, right, yeah, yeah, which remember.

626
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 4: The video and oh yeah it was just like skeletons,

627
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 4: robotic skeletons that were made badly and I will get.

628
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 5: Back, Yeah, yeah, I will get fine. And I'm like,

629
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 5: this is the way it was for this.

630
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 4: You know, we used to sit around and watch MTV

631
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 4: all day long. But if that came on, that was

632
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 4: like bathroom break.

633
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 3: Yeah it was horrible.

634
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 5: And like my cousin, I would have liked the worst music.

635
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 5: I mean, I still do like some of the worst

636
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 5: music of all time, but I really would have liked

637
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 5: the worst music of all time grown up if it

638
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 5: wasn't for my cousin, who was like badass. But like,

639
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 5: remember that Grateful Dead video comes on about like thirty

640
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 5: seconds into it.

641
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 3: He just goes.

642
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 5: Boomer boomer tripe like baby boomer tripe.

643
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 3: Weird.

644
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think it was a phrase. What what

645
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 5: jumped into his head?

646
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 3: It's so hard work, not what you might have.

647
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 5: He would like when there were when we would be

648
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 5: at mister Gaddie's and they would would show MTV that

649
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 5: there would be like a video by like you know,

650
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 5: Nick Kershaw or something and it would be over and

651
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 5: my cousin would just yell out, you'll get him next time,

652
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 5: you know, or stuff like that. He was he was real,

653
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 5: like he's just into rock, you know, like the good stuff,

654
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 5: the who ye Zeppelin, now.

655
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: Art do you think Do you think you like music

656
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: or comedy more?

657
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, moving on?

658
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 5: Uh no, that would be that's like Sophie's choice. But

659
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 5: with like two babies you want to keep, you know,

660
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 5: you have to kill.

661
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 4: Both babies, but you have to figure out which one

662
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 4: is going to die humanly?

663
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 5: Oh ship, and which I'd kill comedy the least.

664
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 3: You just like Mary Carroll, but with babies, but with

665
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 3: your hobbies. Okay, I like it now.

666
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 5: Comedy is a profession, Karen. I know it's not just

667
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 5: my hobby.

668
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: Sorry, I know you made the hobby is anyone making

669
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 1: money off of it. It doesn't seem like a way

670
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 1: you could.

671
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 5: Actually Louis is in a black T shirt every thirty

672
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 5: minutes doing a special, So.

673
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 3: That's that's crazy. He's he after he talks to girls

674
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 3: into watching him mastery. Yeah, that's right, calling people out,

675
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 3: you did it, or at least referencing stories that I've heard.

676
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: Or just repeating yeah, yeah, just repeating.

677
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 5: That's how much he's into the work of Bill Cosby. Okay, whatever,

678
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 5: I like Luis too.

679
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: He's the best answer.

680
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 5: We just I would like comedy the least, even though

681
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 5: it's the label that pays me. Yes, I would like

682
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 5: go for music because you could live without comedy.

683
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 3: It would suck, right, But that's a really good point.

684
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 3: But you'd still have word out.

685
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 5: Does that count?

686
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 3: That's probably, But it's true.

687
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 5: You could live without comedy, but were without music would

688
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 5: be like, you know, I don't what it's like for

689
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 5: most people that just listen to horrible music.

690
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't realize that it. I get depressed

691
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 3: when I don't like For a long time, I didn't

692
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 3: have a stereo and I wasn't listening to music. And

693
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 3: it wasn't until I started again that I realized it

694
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 3: made me happy. It fired in doorphins. It didn't really

695
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 3: do that. And I'm listening to comedy. Isn't that weird?

696
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 4: No, that fires you jealousy endorphins? Ye me as a

697
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 4: or like the I should have been doing more direct.

698
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 5: Inspired by the good people, but it just seems like,

699
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 5: you know, most of the people's I don't know, there's

700
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 5: just so much.

701
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 3: Of it now.

702
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 4: Well, the people that you like, you've heard their stuff before,

703
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 4: and then people that are new. Oftentimes it just you know,

704
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 4: the routine, you know, the rhythm.

705
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like when I.

706
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 4: Listen to comedy, you you know there's a setups, you know,

707
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 4: like there's you know, all the pieces and you're analytical

708
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,319
Speaker 4: brain just because you've been listening to it for so long.

709
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 4: It's just isn't the same kind of straight enjoyment.

710
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 3: I think about that all the time when I'm listening

711
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 3: to music, too, Like, would I like this band if

712
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 3: I were a musician? Whe is dissecting the whatever time signatures?

713
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 3: Is that a word? Yeah?

714
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 5: If you're Amah the Jamal and you're like listening to

715
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:59,760
Speaker 5: some forty one, yeah, I feel like probably that's probably

716
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 5: a great because.

717
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 3: I'll know people that are good musicians, they've done it

718
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 3: their whole life. But I know they like bad music.

719
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 3: And I know that I like music that it's good.

720
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 3: But you I feel like I would have a leg

721
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 3: to stand on because I only paid played trombone for

722
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 3: a couple of years, you know, and we aren't listening

723
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,399
Speaker 3: to trombone music.

724
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 5: I mean, that would be great if you did just

725
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 5: stand on one leg while you played the trombone. Though

726
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 5: I only have one leg to stand on and play

727
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 5: the trombone. That would have been a good gimmick. You

728
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 5: have to play it, yeah, you have to. You have

729
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 5: to play it and stand on it and stand on

730
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 5: one leg. Well, I was just thinking of standing on

731
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 5: one leg playing the trombone.

732
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 3: Now. I can't stop thinking of if the guy from

733
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 3: def Leppard had been a trombone.

734
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 4: Player and he had a trombone armine, would he would

735
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 4: be the party?

736
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 5: They would have had them made a special trombone You're right,

737
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 5: they should, which is like a trombone stand.

738
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 3: I guess that's not really that special.

739
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: What if you have already?

740
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 3: They just get a guy to hold the trombone actually

741
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 3: a lot.

742
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 4: But what if you were a robot with a trombone arm,

743
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 4: most popular robot ever, or.

744
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: The one that everyone goes, oh no, he's here again.

745
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 3: Well, you would have to the mouthpiece would be somewhere

746
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 3: near your arm pit. Yeah, so you'd have to also

747
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 3: have a robot neck to bend over and blow into

748
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 3: your armpit.

749
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: Who's to say, I don't.

750
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 3: I mean I maybe your robot trombone arm is a

751
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 3: different design than mine.

752
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like it.

753
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 3: But the one I'm imagining starts at the base of

754
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:34,240
Speaker 3: your shoulder and sticks out, meaning you know, I guess

755
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 3: you know what now that I'm holding out my arm

756
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 3: as if we're an imaginary trombone. It would be a

757
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 3: left handed trombone, but the mouthpiece would line up perfectly.

758
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 3: Good idea, Karen.

759
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: Thank you, finally sorry.

760
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 4: I know this is how it is for a lot

761
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 4: of female robot designers.

762
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: You have the male process it you really talk it

763
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 1: through guys.

764
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 3: Hear about the guy in the German factory for making volkswagons.

765
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 3: He got crushed by a giant robot arm that he

766
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 3: was repairing, and it said, I feel better now me

767
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 3: absorbed and crushed his body. What very Germany. It's very true.

768
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 5: A huge on cut cock. That's Germans, guys. I might

769
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 5: not know they.

770
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 3: Have more sensitivity because of their their.

771
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 4: Cocked against Jews.

772
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 3: Hey wait, that got dark.

773
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: Okay, Karen, did you say Germany? I say Nazis Germany.

774
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 3: Nazi Lazi.

775
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,919
Speaker 5: Can't we just had say way my fuck, I say

776
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 5: neo crypto Nazi.

777
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 3: Oh, I guess you just can't have a circumcision Germany

778
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 3: conversation anymore without Nazis.

779
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,840
Speaker 1: Nazis so true.

780
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 3: My mom called them Nazis, and she also called their

781
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 3: logo Swaskika and I'll never forget that.

782
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 5: She also said, why did she sound like she's from

783
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 5: like Chicago instead of where?

784
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 3: Yeah?

785
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: What if it was Nancies?

786
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,919
Speaker 4: My mom used to call him Ronald Reagan and we'd

787
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 4: be like, every night you watch the news and they

788
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 4: say Reagan every night you hear it.

789
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: It's like, I think it might be.

790
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 3: My aunt, my dad's sister. I'll never forget it, said uh,

791
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 3: And I was a kid. She goes, do you want

792
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 3: these Bob Dyland albums?

793
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 1: And I.

794
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,479
Speaker 3: Asked to be a reconcilent. I wanted to be.

795
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:28,879
Speaker 5: Divorced David Bowie my mom. My mom used to say,

796
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 5: David Bowie.

797
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 3: Every time I've done International waters and I'm just plugging

798
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 3: another podcast that I do the great the UK people

799
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 3: say David Bowie and they know better, Howie, that's right,

800
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 3: Bowie Bowie.

801
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: I hate that.

802
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 3: I don't like it either.

803
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 5: There's three different ways to say rightie bowiew like Jim

804
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:58,240
Speaker 5: Bowie and the rabbit way and oh.

805
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 4: Everyone's riffing and someone stops to go, wait, what did

806
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 4: you just say? And then you have to say it

807
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 4: and it was so stupid that you have to say, oh,

808
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 4: I'm just so stupid.

809
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,399
Speaker 3: Well that's where I could come in and help outis

810
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 3: and I was having guys. I'll be honest.

811
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 5: Look, I wanted to go back to def Leppard having

812
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 5: trombone solos, but you know I can't.

813
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 3: It's too gone at the moment. So I can't wait

814
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 3: to bring back the grateful dead stuff. I can't wait.

815
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 3: I just made a vein pop up in my temple.

816
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 1: I really do. Miss.

817
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 4: I feel very lucky because I think Chip and I

818
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,240
Speaker 4: are the same exact age.

819
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 1: I think, am I younger than you? When it came out?

820
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 4: Like I was like twelve and we literally I remember

821
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 4: watching the first day of MTV and being like yes,

822
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 4: and then.

823
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: That's all we did.

824
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 4: Like if you would go to a family party, all

825
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 4: the kids would be in the TV room watching MTV

826
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 4: and you just laid around watching music videos because you

827
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 4: couldn't believe it was just a brand new thing.

828
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 5: I remember day Thriller Premier Forget It Yea from the TV.

829
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 3: Over and over my sister would have She would have

830
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 3: friends over and they would wait and record, often with

831
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 3: a VCR, but wait for Deuran Duran to come on,

832
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 3: and when it came on, they would scream, like a

833
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 3: footage of the Beatles. They were screaming, and I was like,

834
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 3: oh my god, I was in the next ron. I

835
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 3: just didn't understand.

836
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dandan was are like Backstreet Boys for it really was.

837
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 5: I don't know, I go, I go so far to

838
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 5: say the Beatles of the eighties, because who are the

839
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 5: Beatles of the eighties if not Duran Duran.

840
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: That's very true.

841
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 3: I mean it's not.

842
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 5: All four of them wrote, well, see the thing is

843
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 5: it breaks down like the thing is always The Beatles

844
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 5: were the Beatles of the sixties, right, Queen Queen was

845
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 5: the Beatles of the seventies, because all four of them

846
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 5: wrote songs, all four of them had hits. All four

847
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 5: of them have personalities, big hits, okay.

848
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 3: And then in the eighties though, who is it? I

849
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 3: think the Monkeys were the Beatles of the eighties. A

850
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 3: lot of people don't know this. It's true. They did

851
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 3: Pull It their album Pull.

852
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 4: It That the movie where Mickey Dolans's daughter starred in

853
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 4: it with Tony Danza's.

854
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 3: Is that she's out of It's so funny. No one

855
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 3: knows that you guys both for it and the and

856
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 3: I think it was like the poster was a leggy girl,

857
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 3: which is, you know, she's supposed to be a teenager,

858
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 3: but she's like a leggy girl in a mini squirt

859
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 3: ripping up a picture of Tony Danza. It's very inventive.

860
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: Yea.

861
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 3: I A lot of people miss MTV playing videos. I'm

862
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 3: one of them. It was real important to me. And uh,

863
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 3: and I didn't like when they started showing reality shows

864
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 3: and everything, but there was that middle time when they

865
00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 3: showed cool animation and then shows like Austin Stories, which

866
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 3: television was so ahead of its time. And yeah, no, I'm.

867
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: That's really that was very professionally.

868
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 3: Sho Chip was in Austin Stories from Stories. One of

869
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 3: the originals just got in the car. We kicked out

870
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:19,479
Speaker 3: the old chip Pope. It was I don't realize how

871
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 3: long ago that was until I see someone regram a

872
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 3: photo of you guys in your Lee Jians that were

873
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 3: baggier than Jenko. I think that was a gunshot, but

874
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 3: it is the fifth It's funny. You live in La

875
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 3: long enough you learn how to discern between fireworks and gunshots,

876
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 3: but you also learned to react to them the same,

877
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 3: which is no reaction. Yeah, I hear a gun and

878
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, God, I love America.

879
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 5: Either someone died or liberty. Liberty, either way.

880
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 1: Same death.

881
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 3: Isn't it the same? If you go back far enough

882
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,240
Speaker 3: when you were on MTV Austin Stories.

883
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 4: When Austin Stories got put on the air on MTV,

884
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,839
Speaker 4: was that a big deal for you because of your

885
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 4: MTV background?

886
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 3: As that was a big deal.

887
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 5: It was a big deal anyway, really, because you know,

888
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 5: you're a comic and you're gonna be on TV and.

889
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 3: You're in Austin. Yeah, it's just weird. Never happened.

890
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was an odd thing, but it was a

891
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 5: big deal just because of MTV. And I remember there

892
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 5: was this picture and TV Guide or something that was

893
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,959
Speaker 5: just like, oh, it just was like it was weird

894
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 5: because it was a picture of everything in like teen

895
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 5: pop culture that led up to Austin Stories. So it

896
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 5: was like a flow chart and it just said and

897
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 5: it had all these pictures. So it was like Nobe Kills.

898
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 3: It was weird. It started like way in the you know,

899
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,280
Speaker 3: in the.

900
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 5: Sixties or something, and then went in through like the

901
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 5: Breakfast Club and then went in through like you know,

902
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 5: reality Bites, Reality Bites, yeah, and Slacker and all that,

903
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 5: and then went to like Austin like all these roads.

904
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 5: It's awesome stories. I'm like, wow, I don't know, this

905
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 5: is such a big deal. And I saw that page

906
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 5: and I was just like, I guess I'm done.

907
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 3: I don't know, like I became a came out.

908
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 5: I was like, Okay, I'm twenty six and it's over.

909
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 3: That's great.

910
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 5: My life can end now, you know. But it just

911
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 5: kept going.

912
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:08,439
Speaker 3: It was it was such and how many seasons A couple? Three?

913
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 5: Oh, just I wish just one.

914
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 3: One really and it's on YouTube. People, if you haven't

915
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 3: seen Austin Stories, watch it and also realize that it

916
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 3: was nineteen ninety seven or eight, and.

917
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 5: I remember being at a party with Michael iam Black

918
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 5: and like right before Ustince was about to come on,

919
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 5: and he was just like, yeah, they'll bother you a

920
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 5: lot and everything, but once the show comes on, you'll

921
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 5: just be fine. Once the show gets on, everything will

922
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 5: be great and there you go. And I always remember

923
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 5: him like being wrong. I'm sure he doesn't remember that,

924
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,439
Speaker 5: but yeah, I mean he was because he was just

925
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 5: trying to relate it to the State. Yeah so yeah, yeah,

926
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 5: which they got another season at least, or they might

927
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,240
Speaker 5: have had three seasons.

928
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was part of their song.

929
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 4: I didn't like The State because there was too many people,

930
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 4: and I felt like I loved kids in the hall

931
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 4: so much. I felt like I I had to pick

932
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 4: a team, and so I had to be against anyone

933
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 4: that was interesting.

934
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 3: I didn't watch The State.

935
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 5: I loved the State. Yeah that's great.

936
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: You're a company man, that's why.

937
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I thought what thought said?

938
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 5: Hey wait, it wasn't on until we went on until

939
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 5: like two or three.

940
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 3: White fat cat in a suit, I bet our listened everything, Yes, sir, mister.

941
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: To the man.

942
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 5: Then when I met Tom Lennon and like, blew my mind.

943
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 5: He was like the nicest guy in the world. I

944
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 5: was just like, oh my god, what a lovely guy.

945
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 3: You know.

946
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: I met Tom Lennon at Largo one night.

947
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 5: Nice business.

948
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 4: Yes, I was so excited to meet Tom Lennon. And

949
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 4: when I said nice to meet you, he was like, Karen,

950
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 4: we've met several times in the.

951
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:43,399
Speaker 1: Nineties, and I want that's it happens to.

952
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 4: Me a lot because I was a big drunk in

953
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 4: the nineties, but that one broke my heart, especially because

954
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 4: I was like, I bet I was really rude to.

955
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: Tom Lennon in the nineties.

956
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 3: Horrible memory, such a Do you guys remember where you were?

957
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 3: I didn't know that that would call all that.

958
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: Hey, look we take the good, we take the bad. Chris,

959
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: you know this. We take them both, and there you

960
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: have them.

961
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 3: Thank you. I didn't want to watch a lot of

962
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 3: TV in the eighties. Do you guys remember island where

963
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 3: you were when Lennon was shot? That was a dumb

964
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 3: Tom Lennard from Russia.

965
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 5: Tom Tom Lennon has been shot.

966
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, they put it. They thought it was a blank

967
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 3: and was ousted.

968
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 1: Yea in Russia.

969
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, brag.

970
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 5: Oh god, I've been to Lemon's parking.

971
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 4: I thought, that's what you're gonna do to me, So

972
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 4: then I did it to you.

973
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 3: Who do you like more Lenin or Stalinsky? It's funny? Now,

974
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 3: who's staling? Oh god? I sometimes I feel like my

975
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 3: joke style is they are from just from the Mountains?

976
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 5: Tell I was I was stalling. I was in that,

977
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 5: I was stalling, And then I got the Trotsky. Hello,

978
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:03,760
Speaker 5: that's a good one.

979
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 3: What are you doing? No, Chip? You posted a picture from.

980
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 5: On a podcast?

981
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 1: Yeah?

982
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,319
Speaker 3: Good? Oh guys, let us know where we can listen

983
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 3: to that? You guys on iTunes? Oh, you have to

984
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 3: come comedy All things. If there's any you can think

985
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 3: of that as comedic that isn't on All Things comedy,

986
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 3: we will give you your money back.

987
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 1: We will give you a certain kind of mattress.

988
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 3: I thought you had really gotten a job at a restaurant.

989
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 3: Chip you posted, Yeah, yeah, I thought you really ran

990
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 3: into her and nice like, I don't want him to

991
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 3: be working a real food daily or whatever.

992
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,760
Speaker 5: You well, I think that's gonna the kind of respect

993
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 5: my comedy inspirers is that people would see that and go, oh,

994
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 5: he is working at a restaurant. So you know, I

995
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,439
Speaker 5: think it's out of the realm. I got no that guy.

996
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:56,879
Speaker 3: Finally I got angry. That's not what I'm saying. You're

997
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,720
Speaker 3: putting words in my thoughts. Thoughts on my mouth.

998
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 5: I posted a picture after the gay marriage ruly and

999
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 5: I posted a picture of me and my television, like

1000
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 5: we finally can get car. I saw that too, and

1001
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 5: my LG was real LG and like my aunt she

1002
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 5: was like, who's LG.

1003
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 3: It's so great?

1004
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 5: Are you going to come here to have the wedding?

1005
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the worst thing.

1006
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 5: And I was like, I could have done this like

1007
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 5: two years ago in this state.

1008
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 3: Patrick Keene, do you guys he's been on the show before.

1009
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 3: He's one of my friends. He posted he was in

1010
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 3: a commercial or sketcher or something and had a daughter

1011
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 3: in it, and he posted a photo of this him

1012
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 3: and this fifteen year old girl who happened to look

1013
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 3: a lot like him. She was playing his daughter. But

1014
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 3: it was like the casting was lucky, and he just

1015
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 3: said it was a long heartfelt thing he deserved. He

1016
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 3: set himself up. But he just said, after fifteen years,

1017
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 3: it turns out I'm a dad. You guys, let's hope

1018
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 3: we can pick up on make up for lost time,

1019
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 3: and they both looked really happy and everyone believed it

1020
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 3: and I'm as good and I said, oh my god,

1021
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 3: I hope you must be going through a lot of emotions.

1022
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 3: Everyone was sending him these tech and he was just

1023
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 3: ignoring everyone. He was being bombarded with the aftermath of

1024
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 3: this joke that turned into a lie that pissed everyone off.

1025
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,399
Speaker 5: Because like everyone wants to think the best, you know, Yeah,

1026
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 5: everybody's intentions are very pure except for two assholes. Yeah,

1027
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 5: and so you know, and everybody wants to be like, oh,

1028
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 5: it's great. So like when my aunt did, I couldn't

1029
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 5: be like to holler at my aunt because she exactly.

1030
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, people get happy.

1031
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 4: And I think because you know, people like everybody thinks

1032
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 4: that everyone's family or lives, like I've been put together

1033
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,399
Speaker 4: so perfectly, Like your parents meet and date and then

1034
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 4: they get married and then they have babies or whatever.

1035
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 4: But so many families got slapped together by mistake and like,

1036
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 4: you know, just made it work that. Like, I think

1037
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 4: people these days, maybe older people especially are trying to

1038
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 4: be more supportive of like because they just didn't talk

1039
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 4: about it back then, and of like your parents got

1040
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 4: married because actually because your mom got knocked up or whatever.

1041
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 4: Thing that like is so common and that, but most

1042
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 4: people just don't admit it.

1043
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 1: I believe that to be true.

1044
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, relationship views are just night and day now between

1045
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 5: you know, me and the twenty year olds I go

1046
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 5: out with.

1047
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,280
Speaker 3: I'll tell you that.

1048
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 5: It's crazy because when you're a kid used to think, oh, well,

1049
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 5: I don't want to I'm in love, and they don't

1050
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 5: think that at all anymore, right, They just because like

1051
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 5: you know, when we're kids, it's like, hey, it's Duran

1052
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 5: Duran and they're singing about romance in their suits on

1053
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 5: a boat.

1054
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 3: What crazy?

1055
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 5: Well, you know, and like and then like their music

1056
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,919
Speaker 5: is like you know, oh it's Rihanna and she gets

1057
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 5: beat up by her boyfriend. You know, there's just more

1058
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 5: like reality. I think that they that's okay to deal

1059
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 5: with putting out.

1060
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,760
Speaker 4: Gold well and also we are we went from watching

1061
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:55,359
Speaker 4: MTV and like Cyndi Laupper or whatever, straight to the

1062
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 4: AIDS epidemic. Oh yeah, so I think like the way kids.

1063
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 3: Grow up these days, or like gay two gay too,

1064
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 3: the AIDS epidemic.

1065
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 5: I don't know what did she said, straight to the

1066
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 5: AIDS epidemic More like gay to it.

1067
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 6: Ut did she say that just for a promotion for

1068
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 6: Live Aid or no? That was for fun Karen in

1069
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 6: the car, Okay, I thought you were quoting Cindy Lauder.

1070
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:26,760
Speaker 3: Is it Cyndy Lauper?

1071
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: No, that's the way my dad.

1072
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 3: I thought it was Lauper back when she's Cindy Island. I.

1073
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 3: I always thought Live Aid was for you know, because

1074
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 3: it's live and the AID. There's an ass at the

1075
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 3: end of AIDS which ruined a gum I think there's

1076
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:42,720
Speaker 3: a gum.

1077
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 1: Mercan It was a It was a diet candy called AIDS. Yeah.

1078
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:47,800
Speaker 5: Oh man, they went spelled different.

1079
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 3: They went up. That was spelled You gotta make sure

1080
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 3: you don't name your product after a future disease.

1081
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 5: You just got it, you do, yes, remember that drink Skabies?

1082
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:05,399
Speaker 3: Do you remember the cartoon muppets Scabies Muppets? Yeah, when

1083
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 3: they were younger, you.

1084
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:12,919
Speaker 4: Muppet and all the first just falling off of the puppets.

1085
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,879
Speaker 1: That's when they got lazy tending to those.

1086
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 5: That's when they were the feebles. Do you remember the Feebles?

1087
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:23,879
Speaker 5: Oh the way the movies Peter Jacks with the Yeah,

1088
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 5: puppets that had aid.

1089
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 3: That was some dark ship. Yeah, like right in the eighties.

1090
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:32,720
Speaker 3: It was Ladies an adult he had made Dead Alive,

1091
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 3: a gory horror movie. That's one of my favorite.

1092
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 5: I think this was before Dead Alive though really yeah, yeah,

1093
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,760
Speaker 5: like the one before Dead Alive.

1094
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 3: I think it's after anyway. The it was Peter Jackson,

1095
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 3: but there was only phone we could look up. Yeah,

1096
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 3: and everyone's from New Zealand and their puppets and they're

1097
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 3: having sex and uh, it's very crude, and but it's puppets,

1098
00:52:54,560 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 3: so it's very watchable. Rotten tomatoes.

1099
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: Wait sorry, then the puppets get aids, one of them.

1100
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 3: One puppet gets aids, you know, I mean there were

1101
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 3: also is beheadings and fighting and you know, it's a

1102
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:14,760
Speaker 3: very adult orient it's puppets, but don't these aren't your kids.

1103
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 5: Puppet It was like, you know, back the it was

1104
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 5: backstage at the Muppet Show. Basically it was the idea and.

1105
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 4: Did the puppets look like the Land of Confusion Genesis video?

1106
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 4: Puppets were like really overly horrifying face, they.

1107
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 5: Were really grotesque. They were cute, but then when they

1108
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 5: were off stage they were like not cute.

1109
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like like puppets without makeup and it

1110
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 3: started clever. Yeah, like that that started became the Larry

1111
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 3: Sanders show. I think is just behind the scenes or

1112
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 3: Sports Center, just do the reality guys.

1113
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: Did somebody that looks like a puppet?

1114
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,319
Speaker 5: It's so funny. I always read that, Like every time

1115
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 5: I read about speaking of Larry Sanders, I always read

1116
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 5: about Judd Apatow, like learning from Larry Sanders on that

1117
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 5: show to go the funniest thing is the real thing

1118
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,720
Speaker 5: that would happen. And so I saw that train Wreck movie,

1119
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,839
Speaker 5: which is very funny, but it's just like the whole

1120
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 5: third act.

1121
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 3: I was like, what happened that good advice that you

1122
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 3: were just giving?

1123
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 5: So I feel like that might happen a lot where

1124
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 5: it's like you do the real thing that would happen.

1125
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,840
Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, but that ain't the real thing that

1126
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 5: would happen.

1127
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: You know.

1128
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 5: Maybe it's movies is the problem, you know what I mean?

1129
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 5: You got to have like some upbeat, dumb ending.

1130
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,879
Speaker 1: Or the studio won't let you be too real.

1131
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one thing I won't know.

1132
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 5: It's not I don't think it's the quote's fault, is

1133
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 5: what I'm saying.

1134
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: Whose fault.

1135
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:41,879
Speaker 3: Is it.

1136
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 5: Dumb dumb people that that can't handle the truth.

1137
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 3: I always like the alternate ending on DVD extras more

1138
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 3: because I'm smart. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm totally.

1139
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 1: I'm really hot, and no one else is.

1140
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 3: It's okay, it's okay, it's hot.

1141
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 1: I don't like it. That's upsetting.

1142
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean you're sick.

1143
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:17,399
Speaker 4: You know that was I feel like I just heard

1144
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 4: your mom's voice come through you.

1145
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 3: Right. No, my mom would be like, maybe you're probably

1146
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 3: sick and dying. Probably, Oh god, Oh why are we

1147
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 3: raised in a paranoia in this house?

1148
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 5: They look to your right, Chris, it's a Texas license plate.

1149
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 5: Oh why does it look photoshop? Why did their license

1150
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 5: plate look fake?

1151
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:38,279
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1152
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 5: They look fake, don't.

1153
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 3: Because it's flat. There's no indentation with the numbers or

1154
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 3: or extentation whatever. There's no what do you call that.

1155
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 3: They aren't embossed, they aren't in bombed. There are no embossment.

1156
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 3: They see they it's cheap. I guess right. They have

1157
00:55:55,280 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 3: lazy prisons in the prisons in California. They're like chink chink,

1158
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 3: and they're hammering. They're making the letter. He raised a

1159
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:05,879
Speaker 3: bumpy Sorry, they're like chin chin chin.

1160
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 1: Then they're tapping, They're like ching chong.

1161
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:13,839
Speaker 3: R Oh, we just lost ten less. San Francisco went

1162
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:14,479
Speaker 3: through so much.

1163
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 1: Did I apologize? I'd like to take this time to

1164
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 1: apologize for saying ching chong.

1165
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 3: I'd like to. I think mine was worse because I'm

1166
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 3: not even making sound effects.

1167
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, everyone's so sensitive in this car.

1168
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 4: I know I kind of wasn't listening and I just

1169
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,919
Speaker 4: made the first sound that seemed to fit with every

1170
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,280
Speaker 4: all the other words I was hearing.

1171
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 5: This car was in England, we would be doing minstrel.

1172
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 5: We would be in blackface right now, he's around.

1173
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 1: Is that okay over there?

1174
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 3: I don't maybe it still is. I feel like it

1175
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 3: was like two years ago, so I mean, they don't.

1176
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 5: It's hard to get over owning everybody, you know, when

1177
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 5: you don't anymore.

1178
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys know Ryan Stout, but

1179
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 3: one of his early jokes was a great one, and

1180
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 3: I think it went. I hate racism so much that

1181
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 3: I don't even like the word vinegar. We love that. Yeah,

1182
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:09,760
Speaker 3: I didn't say it right, but but I'm not willing

1183
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 3: to put the emphasis I'm not willing to put. Karen

1184
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:13,359
Speaker 3: did not like the joke.

1185
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 1: I didn't understand that. I was still.

1186
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 3: Arms. What if I said vinegar without the vin part?

1187
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 3: Karen yikes, that's the joke. I don't even like three.

1188
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 5: It just shows that Karen is that not racist? That's right, Yeah,

1189
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 5: that she wouldn't even make that association.

1190
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 3: I've let me stay.

1191
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 5: I only got that joke four years afterwards.

1192
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 3: I want everyone to know, yes, it was. It was one,

1193
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 3: as they call it in the circuit. And then the

1194
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 3: business on the Way Homer, I believe kind you mean

1195
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 3: the Iliad?

1196
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 5: That was a long way Homer.

1197
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 3: That's an on the way Homer. The odyssey.

1198
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 1: So exhausting. Sorry, So do you still pick music over comedy?

1199
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1200
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 5: I would totally pick music over comedy. Is that a

1201
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:12,920
Speaker 5: central question of your podcast?

1202
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 4: Right?

1203
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 2: No?

1204
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 4: No, I just brought it back up young. His comedy

1205
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 4: can be such drudgery. Sometimes it's like we're all trapped

1206
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 4: in doing it. It's like, uh, is what that.

1207
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 1: Made me think of? Here's the word I'm thinking of.

1208
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, our friend Hark Krimmer, he was just I always

1209
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 5: liked his in I still do like his insight. But

1210
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 5: I always liked his insight on music, and I'm sure

1211
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,960
Speaker 5: anything I say, he'll go No, that's not what I said.

1212
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 3: You're saying it wrong.

1213
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 5: But anyway, I do like the insight on his music,

1214
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 5: which he would just be the difference between performing comedy

1215
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 5: and performing music and just loving performing music, and just

1216
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 5: how performing comedy is horrible because in music, if you

1217
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:51,160
Speaker 5: play a song and no one likes it, you still

1218
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 5: had the pleasure playing that song, and it's just kind

1219
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 5: of irrelevant to where people respond or not, whereas in comedy.

1220
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 4: The opposite, Yes, exactly, every performance affects your enjoyment of

1221
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 4: that joke.

1222
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 3: Ye, what about with a combination, like when you did

1223
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 3: our o mance you're r omance.

1224
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 5: That's good because character I used to like that because

1225
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 5: it didn't really matter. That doesn't really matter if people

1226
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 5: are laughing in a way.

1227
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 3: I you know, I thought it was great.

1228
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 5: The first time I did that, maybe like twenty people

1229
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:27,680
Speaker 5: were really into it and the other people were kind

1230
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 5: of like, what did you first do it at mbar? No,

1231
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 5: it was downtown at like an art show or something.

1232
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,360
Speaker 5: So but you put out an album Zach Gallifanakas and

1233
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 5: I'm not dropping names and glory days.

1234
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 1: That's the biggest thing.

1235
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,479
Speaker 5: Zach Galifakas was sitting on the front row and he

1236
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 5: was dying, and then at the end he said, Hey,

1237
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 5: keep doing.

1238
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 3: That forever, so it's great. So yeah, So I was like, so,

1239
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 3: are you going to keep doing it forever? Well?

1240
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 5: No, I feel like I've let him down.

1241
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 3: But that person is jaywalking in some sort of a

1242
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 3: halatosis emergency. Bring his mouth. Wow, it seemed like he

1243
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 3: was jaywalking and also concerned about his breath at the

1244
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 3: same time.

1245
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 4: Wait, so in talking about our romance, why don't you

1246
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 4: explain really quickly what that?

1247
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 3: Yes?

1248
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 5: Oh, it was like a character that I used to do.

1249
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 5: That was from the eighties and he was Britain's top

1250
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 5: selling singer in the eighties for like one week in

1251
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,959
Speaker 5: nineteen eighty one or something.

1252
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 1: Like a little bit of that song I can't it's

1253
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 1: not the same.

1254
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, But there's that one where you you just keep

1255
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 4: talking about things. It sounds like one Night in Bangkok

1256
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 4: combined with something else Good Lady Boy.

1257
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 3: Like popcorn. I can't do it. It's so funny, guys,

1258
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 3: what if you wrapped them the illusion? The three people

1259
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 3: who like that character.

1260
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 1: Can you just state the lyrics?

1261
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 5: Yes, I honestly, that's not want. It's not okay sing

1262
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 5: sing a song, Karen bang Cock, I sing one of

1263
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 5: your songs.

1264
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 1: We did do that.

1265
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 3: We did do that. Hey, we're on an airplane. Tell

1266
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 3: me a joke and I'm sorry we did. Yeah, that's okay.

1267
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 4: I was just your irritating aunt Marie, and I don't

1268
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 4: give a ship.

1269
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 3: I like it. I like that.

1270
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 5: You guys remember that.

1271
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 1: Because it's it seems like something you could shout out.

1272
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 3: I might.

1273
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 5: Maybe I should do that more because it is fun

1274
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 5: to do and it's not so, you know, reliant on

1275
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 5: the audience. I remember doing it one time. This is

1276
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 5: another person in the front row. The name name dropping,

1277
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 5: but it's not like I really know these people.

1278
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,439
Speaker 1: I mean, let's guess.

1279
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 5: First, guess who is in the front row watching me

1280
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 5: do our romance.

1281
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: It was Julianne Moore, the Great Redheaded Acts.

1282
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:42,919
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1283
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 5: She wasn't wearing pants, Oh my god, like she was

1284
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 5: ironing nights in the short cuts mean.

1285
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 1: She did a monologue with no pants on.

1286
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 5: You think like music, think who's in there?

1287
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 3: You am the best at the day.

1288
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 5: You are good and I'm doing my dumb jokes and

1289
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 5: just thinking, wow, I've been doing these dumb jokes for

1290
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 5: one in front of one of the greatest songwriters of

1291
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 5: all time.

1292
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 3: She has to sit through this dumb music thing.

1293
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 1: And she loved it.

1294
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 3: She liked it.

1295
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I don't know if she loved it.

1296
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1297
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 5: I couldn't look at her. But then yeah, but then

1298
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 5: later I found I heard her on a comedy Bang

1299
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 5: Bang or Death Ray or something, and they had and

1300
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 5: when Scott used to play music and he played romance,

1301
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 5: and and she said that that my fake British accent

1302
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:38,920
Speaker 5: was way better than hers ever.

1303
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 3: Once that's that's nice. That's the best compliment you can get.

1304
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 3: I guess you have a good fake British accent.

1305
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 4: I did a show one night and Maria McKee, who

1306
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 4: is the lead singer of Lone Justice and one of

1307
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 4: my favorite singer songwriters of all time, perhaps my number one.

1308
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 3: But above Harriet Wheeler from The Sunday Oh Shoots. Okay,

1309
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 3: I mean it's okay.

1310
01:02:58,560 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 1: License nugger.

1311
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 4: It's difficult because their bones, but you know, so she

1312
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 4: came to a show at the Fake Gallery and so

1313
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 4: I was doing a song This was when I was

1314
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,400
Speaker 4: doing the songs with my friend Dawn. We made up

1315
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:21,720
Speaker 4: a bunch of fake musical songs and literally, like halfway through,

1316
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 4: I just forgot the whole band because I couldn't believe.

1317
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,400
Speaker 4: I couldn't get out of my own head that I

1318
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 4: was singing a song in front of Maria McKey. Yeah,

1319
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:32,439
Speaker 4: it's so awesome, right, it was amazing, but it also

1320
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 4: kind of ruined it because I was like, I want

1321
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,960
Speaker 4: this to be I want this to really work out

1322
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 4: in all these different ways, and it's not going to

1323
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 4: work out in any way, and then my brain turned off.

1324
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 5: But it's weird, how like when it doesn't A lot

1325
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 5: of stuff means nothing to anyone else. Think, yes, exactly,

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01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 5: not weird about life.

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01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 3: I think we're about to find out if you can

1328
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 3: get ticketed for podcasting when you go through a sobriety checks.

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01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 1: Sobriety check, I think.

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Speaker 3: So. I've been wanting to go through these one of

1331
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 3: these sober for the first time, and I'm pretty excited.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now it's not just me, because there's so much

1333
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: I know.

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01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 3: It's hot, I'm warm, and I'm sorry you guys are sorry.

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01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,200
Speaker 1: At least I'm not very menopausal.

1336
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 3: That John song I'm a Warm guy.

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01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:17,600
Speaker 5: That was my song.

1338
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 4: But I also feel like maybe my car is gonna overheat.

1339
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I mean I don't think so of it.

1340
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 1: It's just a lot of certainly there's heat.

1341
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:28,960
Speaker 5: Do you know that song by Morrissey called what Now?

1342
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:29,600
Speaker 3: Little Man?

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01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 5: By the way, I do not know that people when

1344
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 5: you perform, well, it's just this whole thing. I don't

1345
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,960
Speaker 5: know what they you know, because it could be an abstraction,

1346
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:39,760
Speaker 5: but it could be a thing from his reel life.

1347
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:43,200
Speaker 5: But it's just about remembering watching someone on some show

1348
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 5: when you were a little kid, and then you meet

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01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 5: them in real life and.

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01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 3: No one remembers you.

1351
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 5: The horse is all like, but I remember you. Yeah,

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01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 5: And I just feel like that's ninety five percent of

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01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:59,680
Speaker 5: my life. This is the Morrissey character in that song,

1354
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 5: not the forgotten person. That's the forgotten part is probably

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01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 5: five percent.

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01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 3: Line No, no, But you have a you are a

1357
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:10,640
Speaker 3: walking encyclopedia of references that I some I feel really

1358
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 3: proud when you say something and I know what you're

1359
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:18,040
Speaker 3: talking about because I know that you your your catalog

1360
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 3: is deep and obscure and uh, and now I sound

1361
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:26,040
Speaker 3: like a doctor, and we're gonna have to remove I've

1362
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:29,880
Speaker 3: never seen a catalog this deeper obscure. You have twelve

1363
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:34,440
Speaker 3: weeks to learn new things, learn about news. We get it.

1364
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:40,200
Speaker 3: It's organic, it's it's your anesthetic. Local is it? Where

1365
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 3: was it raised? Yes?

1366
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,760
Speaker 4: I remember being very excited when the lead singer of

1367
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,440
Speaker 4: Go West followed me on Twitter.

1368
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 5: Oh my god, yes, that would make me cream.

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01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 1: They were amazing.

1370
01:05:51,920 --> 01:06:01,200
Speaker 3: I don't please do the think so like this.

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01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:06,000
Speaker 1: It was all important. It was all over his resenting.

1372
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:19,479
Speaker 3: You is the king of wishful thinking. Go West, catch

1373
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 3: up to you, guys. Yeah you can, I know, I will.

1374
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:30,240
Speaker 1: Set this ship's not sea thinking.

1375
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:33,960
Speaker 5: He could hit those high notes, had a really powerful voice.

1376
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:36,000
Speaker 4: And he looked kind of like he looked like a

1377
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:39,080
Speaker 4: sensitive Huey Lewis. It was like if Huey Lewis had

1378
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,880
Speaker 4: a brother who wore fringe leather jackets.

1379
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 3: He was hot.

1380
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 5: He was like in that British thing of like are

1381
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:48,080
Speaker 5: they gay or just British. Yeah.

1382
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:50,800
Speaker 4: The first time I saw George Michael Wham a Wham

1383
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 4: video which was to wake Me Up before you Go

1384
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:55,480
Speaker 4: Go video, It was a Jennifer Donman's slumber party, and

1385
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,760
Speaker 4: I remember all of it because the second he hit

1386
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 4: the screen, I couldn't figure out if I was in

1387
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,000
Speaker 4: love with him or if I wanted to be as

1388
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:05,680
Speaker 4: pretty as him, right because it was George Michael.

1389
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:08,840
Speaker 1: He was just like all teeth and like feathered hair.

1390
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:12,280
Speaker 3: That was the first as a kid, I'm like, I'm

1391
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:16,160
Speaker 3: this guy is handsome, and I wish I looked like him.

1392
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 3: I wish I had that jacket and I wish I

1393
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:22,240
Speaker 3: had that as you know what.

1394
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:24,120
Speaker 5: The thing and the moral of the story, Chris, you

1395
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 5: know what, he hated himself. It seems like he really

1396
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:29,720
Speaker 5: hated himself in that face.

1397
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:35,760
Speaker 3: It's weird, and get weird. Stop doing it, you idiot.

1398
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:38,840
Speaker 3: She wanted. That's awful, I yelled.

1399
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:39,440
Speaker 1: I called her.

1400
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:42,880
Speaker 5: We were all just about to be on the laugh factory,

1401
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 5: God laughs.

1402
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 3: They were about to be on that billboard.

1403
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:50,080
Speaker 5: That was right by the last We were going to

1404
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:54,040
Speaker 5: get a triple. Perhaps maybe I don't do the laugh

1405
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:54,600
Speaker 5: factor that much.

1406
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:55,560
Speaker 1: I've only got to do.

1407
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:57,560
Speaker 3: I think I did it for a showcase.

1408
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:00,160
Speaker 1: Nate Ship, Yeah, I got so.

1409
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:01,440
Speaker 3: Maybe we wouldn't get on the billboard.

1410
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:03,320
Speaker 1: Here's my best heckle ever, that's the.

1411
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:05,720
Speaker 3: Drop of my blood on the fillboard. Oh at least

1412
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:06,400
Speaker 3: I'm featuring.

1413
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:11,320
Speaker 4: I used to do a joke and it was it

1414
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:14,120
Speaker 4: started out of me getting something in a store in

1415
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:17,360
Speaker 4: San Francisco and then the owner going, uh, you can

1416
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:22,679
Speaker 4: have everything for free, chips, candy, cigarettes, magazines, everything for free,

1417
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:23,519
Speaker 4: which really happened to.

1418
01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:24,000
Speaker 1: Me in real life.

1419
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:25,000
Speaker 3: Is that Sally Kellerman.

1420
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:29,559
Speaker 1: This was during my sell cream ranch.

1421
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:33,040
Speaker 5: And but by the way, her house is called Hidden

1422
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:37,439
Speaker 5: Valley rancho Ix. My friend used to be your assistant. Okay, sorry,

1423
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:38,200
Speaker 5: that's hilarious.

1424
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:39,160
Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm just saying that.

1425
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,080
Speaker 4: The best heckle I ever got was I started doing

1426
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:44,519
Speaker 4: that joke and some huge black man in the back

1427
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:45,120
Speaker 4: of the room.

1428
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,480
Speaker 1: Goes bullshit.

1429
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:51,120
Speaker 4: And then because if you remember, what I had said

1430
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,519
Speaker 4: was that I got everything for free, and then I

1431
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,960
Speaker 4: just went, you're right, sir, and I left the stage

1432
01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:58,479
Speaker 4: because I was like, I'm not going to get screamed

1433
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:00,000
Speaker 4: at while you're right.

1434
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:03,280
Speaker 1: This is all bullshit. Everything I'm about to do is

1435
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:05,799
Speaker 1: total bullshit. So I might love.

1436
01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:12,040
Speaker 3: That's my favorite hackle. Huh Uh, that's this at all true.

1437
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:14,920
Speaker 3: I thought I came to a stand up truth show.

1438
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:16,639
Speaker 3: I love you. Leaving the stage.

1439
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:19,439
Speaker 5: I never have the balls to leave a stage. I

1440
01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:21,400
Speaker 5: would just be like, I'm going to get through it,

1441
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:25,080
Speaker 5: and I still keep going and you are like that.

1442
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:27,400
Speaker 3: I'm that way too. I think the times that I

1443
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:29,720
Speaker 3: have I'm like, I can't do this, it's not worth it,

1444
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:33,519
Speaker 3: and I've gotten off stage. I beat myself up. Even

1445
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:35,120
Speaker 3: if it was a horrible audience. I hate it.

1446
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:37,760
Speaker 5: Well, I respect it so much. I've seen it. I've

1447
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:39,000
Speaker 5: never been would never be.

1448
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:39,639
Speaker 3: Able to do it.

1449
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:43,320
Speaker 4: I just I'm a lot like a British Royalty trying

1450
01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:45,519
Speaker 4: to do stand up where I can't even believe I'm

1451
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 4: there in the first place, much less be relegated to

1452
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:51,120
Speaker 4: I've seen that.

1453
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:54,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've a show with Natasha Lazara one time where

1454
01:09:54,479 --> 01:09:56,519
Speaker 5: she was just like, you know, it's a long story,

1455
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:59,759
Speaker 5: but you know she's just at some point just gues

1456
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:01,120
Speaker 5: this isn't no.

1457
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:07,720
Speaker 3: Just left. Yeah, one day I'll have the courage to

1458
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:10,120
Speaker 3: do that. Well, we're I think we're about to run

1459
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:11,959
Speaker 3: out of I'm worried about this last little.

1460
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:12,639
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're over.

1461
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:14,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was that was a long drive. Well, it

1462
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:19,519
Speaker 3: was a great drive. Ship. Thank you, Chip. You'll never

1463
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:23,960
Speaker 3: you guys been to stop disappointing me. Sorry start, I'm

1464
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,200
Speaker 3: so bad with goodbyes.

1465
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,080
Speaker 1: Let's make this tonight.

1466
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:33,160
Speaker 3: Please, don't in your sleep now, that's not going to

1467
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:37,200
Speaker 3: happen because I erased it from the universe. Don't choke

1468
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:40,240
Speaker 3: on your vomit now, that will never happen to you.

1469
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:44,680
Speaker 3: We both love you great. I love you guys too.

1470
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:50,799
Speaker 5: Mostly on Instagram. Insta is that your Twitter for dumb people?

1471
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,680
Speaker 5: Twitter without all them words?

1472
01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:54,240
Speaker 1: Your handle?

1473
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:55,840
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1474
01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:01,000
Speaker 5: On Instagram? Get up in there? How thousands of free likes?

1475
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:04,320
Speaker 5: You see all my real followers and my ghost followers.

1476
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:07,320
Speaker 5: I got a lot of ghost followers. Mean, I don't

1477
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:10,200
Speaker 5: know those these people that come on like dinsheim Ron

1478
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:12,160
Speaker 5: guying is following you, and I'm like, oh.

1479
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:12,479
Speaker 3: What is that?

1480
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,880
Speaker 5: And I'll just be like, give him my legs.

1481
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:19,240
Speaker 3: I'm your old partner, Chip Hope. I thought it was

1482
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:23,439
Speaker 3: that kind of ges. I have great timing this episode speaking.

1483
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:26,000
Speaker 4: He has been a real gulash of comedy and I

1484
01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:29,840
Speaker 4: loved it.

1485
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:36,000
Speaker 3: And who's ready for more? Show to me, he continued, dot.

1486
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:40,120
Speaker 4: Dot right now, this next comic has done clubs and

1487
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:41,559
Speaker 4: colleges all over the country.

1488
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:44,320
Speaker 3: Put your hands together. Why am I doing? Fred Schniner

1489
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:49,679
Speaker 3: because I want Chip Pop Peterson. Yeah, there's a rock

1490
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:55,120
Speaker 3: and that's a bush. Everybody, thank you. Now it's in

1491
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:55,559
Speaker 3: the room.

1492
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,080
Speaker 5: I met Fred Scheiner once and told my did impression

1493
01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:59,000
Speaker 5: of him, and he just went.

1494
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:02,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, was this response a lot of people do.

1495
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:07,639
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go stub my toe on a butter bean.

1496
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:11,400
Speaker 1: What's that on your head?

1497
01:12:11,479 --> 01:12:15,679
Speaker 3: A wig? It looks like a hat, but like a cloud.

1498
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:19,840
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm doing's material. Now that's when you

1499
01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:23,639
Speaker 3: know where we're down. Let's go in and oh.

1500
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:26,080
Speaker 1: That's the best one. What's not on your head?

1501
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:30,160
Speaker 3: I think this brings us to the conclusion of this

1502
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:31,799
Speaker 3: episode of do you need a ride?

1503
01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:35,160
Speaker 5: Thank you for Oh wait, Katy Perry's manager lives right there.

1504
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:37,400
Speaker 5: Isn't it weird that he doesn't have a better house? No,

1505
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,760
Speaker 5: not that one, but that one still equally.

1506
01:12:39,439 --> 01:12:41,600
Speaker 1: It's still in one of those apartments.

1507
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,080
Speaker 5: I mean, I mean, and the off chances he hears this,

1508
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:46,680
Speaker 5: he's awesome. But I mean, maybe this is just like

1509
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:50,080
Speaker 5: his apartment here or something. I figure he probably has always.

1510
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:51,880
Speaker 1: Like Los Angeles.

1511
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:54,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he's got a ranch style house up

1512
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:55,599
Speaker 4: in Montana because he's got.

1513
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:58,160
Speaker 5: That Katie perrymoney. Are we being attacked? But he's lived

1514
01:12:58,160 --> 01:12:58,840
Speaker 5: here a long time.

1515
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:02,040
Speaker 3: I just realized Katy Perry and Zoe they shut on Nail,

1516
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:05,920
Speaker 3: are different people. They look a lot alike anyway, that

1517
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:09,280
Speaker 3: that's a great way to let's not keep that part

1518
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:09,720
Speaker 3: in it.

1519
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:16,120
Speaker 5: No, no, well, let's not out Katy Perry's managers.

1520
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:17,360
Speaker 3: Oh, we don't know where we are.

1521
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:20,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, we never said anything about but it doesn't matter.

1522
01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:22,240
Speaker 3: We will do that. At the bottom of the podcast,

1523
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:24,320
Speaker 3: you can see where Chip's address is if you want

1524
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:26,759
Speaker 3: me and I just learned the difference between Blake Lively

1525
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:31,320
Speaker 3: and Caleb Deshanel. You've been listening to Do You Need

1526
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:34,360
Speaker 3: a Ride? D y n A R.