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Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subjects doggie

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Speaker 1: style lifestyle not what you think? Yeah, boy, down boy, down, down,

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Speaker 1: down boy. Okay. It is April Fool's Day today though,

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Speaker 1: and the nephew is here with today's frank phone. What

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Speaker 1: you got now? Can you fix my roof? Now? That

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Speaker 1: don't sound harmful? Right, That's why I said, Oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's nice. Yeah. Can you fix my roof? That's all

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Speaker 1: I ask? Is it leaking or something that's some issue?

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Speaker 1: I'm saying no, But can you fix my roof? That's

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Speaker 1: all I want to know. Look at my face, seems

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Speaker 1: like Carl always looking for that hard left. Where you

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Speaker 1: going with it? Though? It's always there, Tommy? Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: well get ready for the hard left. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Can you fix my roof? Let's go? Kay? Dog? Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Eduardo. Does that word Eduardo? Or

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? Man? I'm one of your neighbors. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually like two streets over. I wanted to see

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Speaker 1: if you can come around here man and help me out. Man,

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Speaker 1: I gotta leak in my roof. Are you able to

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Speaker 1: come around the corner real quicker and see about fixing

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Speaker 1: my roof. Who who's this? Yeah? This Sammy? Man? I

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Speaker 1: live like two streets over from you. You're you're Eduardo, right? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Is it word them? Okay, hey, I need you to

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Speaker 1: I gotta leak in my roof. Man. I wanted to

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Speaker 1: see if you can come around here and and take

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Speaker 1: a little in your roof. What does that have to

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Speaker 1: do with me? No, no, I gotta leak in it.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't have anything to do with you. But I

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Speaker 1: wanted to see you could come around here and fix

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Speaker 1: it for me. How did you get my number? Man?

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Speaker 1: I mean, where do you think I'm I would fix

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Speaker 1: your roof? I got your number from one of the neighbors.

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Speaker 1: But you you're you're you're you're Hispanic, right? Yeah? I know,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm Mistanical. I'm not from the STANDI I'm Mexican,

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Speaker 1: if that's what you're asking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well what

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Speaker 1: I'm American? Mexican American? I mean, are you are you

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Speaker 1: trying to be funny or what? What are you talking about? Right?

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Speaker 1: Or I gotta go fix your roof? I mean, what

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Speaker 1: do you don't don't know? Mexican people know how to

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Speaker 1: do roots. You know what, man, don't talk to me

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Speaker 1: like that. I'm an educated Mexican. I'm your worst nightmare.

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Speaker 1: Who do you do? Who? Who do you think you

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Speaker 1: can call me? Because let's think of all Mexican fixed

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Speaker 1: roofs and listen here, I'm not a roofer. I work

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Speaker 1: at a bank. Okay, you understand that. I understand you

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Speaker 1: work at a bank. But from my understanding, all your

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Speaker 1: spaniling people, I mean, what do you what do you?

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Speaker 1: What do you do with the bank? I mean you

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Speaker 1: l do you lay pilett a bank? What do you?

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Speaker 1: What do you do with the bank? Listen to you, ignorant?

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Speaker 1: I work at a bank. I'm a loan officer. I

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Speaker 1: am a dangerous I'm a Mexican with good credit. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm a dangerous Mexican. You put the wrong person. Are

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Speaker 1: you that stupid? Huh? What is the matter with you? School?

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Speaker 1: Who gave you my number? Where do you live? You

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Speaker 1: can't be one of my neighbors. I haven't seen a

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Speaker 1: retarded person walking around my neighborhood. Ladies, I'm two streets

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Speaker 1: over from you. Man, I'm I'm somehow, Like I said,

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Speaker 1: I got a leak in my room, and somebody gave

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Speaker 1: me a number. I thought all Hispanic people knew how

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Speaker 1: to fix rooms. Oh really, maybe if I don't cut

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Speaker 1: your class, like if you're going to scale type of

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Speaker 1: huh would that be cool? Huh? Why don't you come

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Speaker 1: over to my if I'll tell you what? Look, I man,

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Speaker 1: you you you're taking this. You're taking this the wrong way.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to give you some work. Man, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to what all I really wanted to see if you

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Speaker 1: could come over here and fix the league. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's that's really all I wanted to

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Speaker 1: do it. I heard you know that most Hispanic people,

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Speaker 1: you know, all of y'all supposed to know how to

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Speaker 1: do a route. I mean, are you are you kidding me? Man?

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Speaker 1: You stupid? I work at a bank, I've got a degree.

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Speaker 1: You didn't hear me. You're one of them ignorant to

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Speaker 1: don't listen everything. I live in a nice neighborhood, man,

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Speaker 1: what do you do? You sell drugs to live in

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Speaker 1: this neighborhood? You pieces, look at this, You're making me

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Speaker 1: degrade myself, Like just talking to you. I don't do tile.

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Speaker 1: I don't do construction. I don't fix rules. I'm not

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Speaker 1: a mechanic. I don't do yards. Okay, do you see

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Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with being a construction worker, for name,

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Speaker 1: brick or doing tile or doing roof, And there's nothing

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Speaker 1: wrong with that. Man. I got a lot of relatives.

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Speaker 1: I've done those jobs myself, but I educated myself. Now

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Speaker 1: I've got a degree and I work at a bank

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Speaker 1: as a loan officer. Don't you with me? Don't you

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Speaker 1: ever call me again? Hey, hey, hey, I need English, Man,

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Speaker 1: I need English English? You what what? What? What are

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Speaker 1: you saying? Man? What are you saying? Hey? Man, don't

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Speaker 1: don't be upset because I speak too languages and you

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Speaker 1: speak one or you can probably speak pig lattin or

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Speaker 1: something like that. You know this, You know what? Man,

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Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even like to talk like this.

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Speaker 1: I worked at a bank. I gotta deal with customers

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Speaker 1: every day, and I deal with ignorant. I don't even

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Speaker 1: like I deal with ignorant on a daily basis like you.

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Speaker 1: They got playing with it. Huh, Man, I grew up

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Speaker 1: on the West side. You need you need to watch

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Speaker 1: your prone okay, man, hey, man, let me let me

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Speaker 1: let me ask you this though. Do you know Julio?

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Speaker 1: Do you know Julios? Yeah, I know Julios. That's that's

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Speaker 1: my cousin. Now what does he have to do with Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Julio is the one that told me to call you.

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Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man,

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Speaker 1: your cousins just got me the prank phone call you Na, man,

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Speaker 1: I na dude, now, man, that's what and yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: here I listen to that show. Man, y'all got me what? Man?

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Speaker 1: He well? Who? I was ready to be a real

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Speaker 1: messan from the hood. Man, God, holly you all right? Man?

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Speaker 1: He got me Now, I was gonna go back to

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Speaker 1: be let my cousins. Who boy from Man? Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, d war though,

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land, Man, Steve Harvey in the morning. Man,

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Speaker 1: he got me, Hey, Tommy, Tommy, Man, before you go,

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Speaker 1: Man'll tell your boy Steve towards the stats ain't homeboard

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Speaker 1: from the hood. Love that man, he'd be one of

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Speaker 1: the homeboys. Man, crazy, yeah, yeah, A problem? Man, what

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Speaker 1: you asked? I told y'all gonna make a hard left. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: look at my face. Play way too much? Play? I

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Speaker 1: know you. Just because a man in Spanish does not

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Speaker 1: give you the right to call him and answer fix

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Speaker 1: not right? Having it? Man, this one was not having it.

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Speaker 1: I worked at the bank, bold of you. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know what, surely it's my job. Sure, it's my job.

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Speaker 1: How many people surely do you know it's the job

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Speaker 1: to be stupid? How many people you know? Oh, but

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of people being stupid that we no.

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Speaker 1: But I'm just saying it's my job. Okay, you would

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Speaker 1: do it for free. You do it for free. Why

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Speaker 1: are you? Why are you trying to bring my paycheck down?

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Speaker 1: How are you trying to do that? You're not You

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna from my stupidity. You can't help it. Tommy

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Speaker 1: aie crossing. I'm crossing. I don't. I do not discriminate.

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Speaker 1: I am I am not racist. I am hidding everybody.

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Speaker 1: So if you would like me the prank phone, call

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Speaker 1: one of your friends, or your pastor, or your co

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Speaker 1: worker or whatever. I always throw that in calling you

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Speaker 1: you have to get the past. That was the one mom.

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Speaker 1: See what I'm saying and you know what, anybody, they're

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Speaker 1: easy to find because they're home now. So that's good.

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Speaker 1: If you get that whole phone, let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: If you get that whole phone, you win it. Thomas

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Speaker 1: Miles dot com. Click on the prank button. Leave me

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Speaker 1: all your information. I call you, We talk, we get

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Speaker 1: our little story together, we decide what we're gonna do,

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Speaker 1: and the pranking begins. Thomas Miles dot com. Stupidity and

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Speaker 1: it's best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's nothing better. Columbia South

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Speaker 1: Kaka lak It Do you live first Baby at the

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Speaker 1: Koger That's right, the Coga Performing Arts Center. The nephew

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Speaker 1: will be coming. That spit and Polish Dappa as you know,

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Speaker 1: funny is all get out. Get your tickets there on

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Speaker 1: sale right now. That is once again Columbia South Kakallakhead

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Speaker 1: and you live first Thinkers on sale right now. You

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Speaker 1: can get them at the box office. You can get

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Speaker 1: them at the ticket masks. I don't know. You can

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Speaker 1: get them around the corner, but the barber shop. You

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Speaker 1: can get it at Burger King. I don't care where

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Speaker 1: you get it. You can get it. Tickets are on

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Speaker 1: sale right now. Yeah, you know where you know anywhere

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Speaker 1: you can drive through, they might have them. Now, okay,

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Speaker 1: lie through, glide up through Popeyes, get you a two piece,

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Speaker 1: a biscuit and U and tell them you want two

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Speaker 1: tickets to see Time. I promise you somebody to drive through.

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Speaker 1: Probably got there for you. Okay, all right, thank you, nephew.

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Speaker 1: Come on, it's time now when we come back for

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Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter, subject doggy style Lifestyle. Wait to hear

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Speaker 1: this one. Okay, okay, we'll be back with it right

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