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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, this is from Mallory in Gatlinburg. Mallory writes,

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Speaker 1: my husband left home last Friday evening and he didn't

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Speaker 1: call me or come back until four pm on Saturday.

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Speaker 1: He did not answer my calls or his son's calls.

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Speaker 1: My step son said he thinks he got arrested. My

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Speaker 1: husband said, it's a long story. Can that be it?

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Speaker 1: And he's ashamed to tell me. Why won't my husband

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Speaker 1: talk to me?

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Speaker 2: You better get that long girl.

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Speaker 3: Well, long stories always lead to long conversations, which stems

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Speaker 3: from a long interrogation. He don't really have the whole

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Speaker 3: story together yet because it's so many hours he got

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Speaker 3: account for. If you lead a house Friday, don't nobody

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Speaker 3: hear or see you again into Saturday at both that's

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Speaker 3: a lot of time to come.

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Speaker 2: It's different.

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Speaker 3: It's different from explaining why you come in at two

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Speaker 3: three in the morning. If that's a six hour window,

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Speaker 3: you can figure six hour lives.

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Speaker 2: It's easy to come up with the day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if the sunlight comes up on a new day,

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Speaker 3: that's a whole nother line. Now we're talking about nine hours.

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Speaker 3: You at nine you were supposed to be back. It's

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Speaker 3: six in the morning sun coming up and you just

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Speaker 3: coming in. That's a whole nother lie. Now you don't

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Speaker 3: let the whole morning go by and it's four in

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Speaker 3: the evening, wedn I fit to do twenty four hours?

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Speaker 2: Hard to come up with a twenty four.

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Speaker 1: Hours and answering phone calls? Don't forget that hurt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: See what he should have did was he should have

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Speaker 3: had intermittent phone calls and produce interminton lies and he

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Speaker 3: would have been alright, Like for an example, he wasn't

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Speaker 3: in jail, because that's you ain't even got to lie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was just in jail.

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Speaker 3: Oh what whatever it was, it wasn't you know that

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Speaker 3: for solicitation?

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Speaker 2: That's help.

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Speaker 1: We go with lass too much.

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Speaker 3: You've got to say you wasn't picking her over, trying

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Speaker 3: to help her out.

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Speaker 2: You thought she was just walking and lead it a

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Speaker 2: love to go.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on because this is not working,

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Speaker 1: all right, Adrian in East Texas Rights. I'm taking swim

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Speaker 1: lessons and my instructor happens to have a great body.

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Speaker 1: My husband saw him for the first time and he

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Speaker 1: went off on me. He wants me to find another teacher,

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Speaker 1: and I refuse to should I listen to my husband

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Speaker 1: to keep the peace? Oh he fine, yeah, took the

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Speaker 1: words right out of our mouths.

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Speaker 2: That you got aquaman. The teachers how to swim?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jason Moore, yeah you you really you might have

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Speaker 3: to and all they must be private lessons too, yeah yeah, oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah yeah. He holding her up, yeah, oh.

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Speaker 3: He got his hands under the stomach, and but sticking

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Speaker 3: about the water splashing her feet.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you gonna have to get a new trae.

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Speaker 1: Why is her husband's so mad because he has a

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Speaker 1: great body?

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 3: Just because her husband ain't because he ain't.

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Speaker 2: He ain't got no great body.

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Speaker 1: What's he looking like?

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Speaker 2: Probably me? You know, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, you

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Speaker 2: sixty eight though, you know? And wow over there, you know.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I mean you know, I mean you could

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Speaker 3: see I had it. Yeah, but you could clearly see

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Speaker 3: something has happened.

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Speaker 1: It's called aging rich so aging, yeah, aging gracefully all right.

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Speaker 1: Moving on to Clyde. Clyde haven't had a Clyde.

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Speaker 2: Wow, they ain't making no Clydes no more.

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Speaker 1: All right. Clyde and Tacoma writes, I messed around with

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Speaker 1: a married woman over forty years ago. She had a

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Speaker 1: son that could be mine, but he didn't do all

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Speaker 1: But we didn't do all that DNA stuff back then.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting older and I would like to see if

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Speaker 1: the boy is mine? Is it too late or should

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Speaker 1: I call her to find out?

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Speaker 2: Wow? Wow, man, if it's bothering, you call it, call

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Speaker 2: the lady?

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Speaker 1: Uh huh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Wow? What if if it were you, what would you

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Speaker 1: you would call her?

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Speaker 2: See if it's.

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Speaker 1: Yeahs ago the boy?

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Speaker 2: What are you gonna do with the boy? Name?

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Speaker 1: Fishing with them?

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Speaker 2: It's too late to play catch and all this? What

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Speaker 2: are you doing?

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Speaker 1: But you can have grandchildren and they could go fishing

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Speaker 1: with them right out.

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Speaker 2: See, I don't, I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand why he waited as long he didn't

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Speaker 3: just think of him? Yeah, yeah, well but see, what

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Speaker 3: is a series of events that happened in his life.

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Speaker 3: Now he had a point where he's trying to get

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Speaker 3: it together. Forty years ago, I messed with a married woman.

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Speaker 3: This dude in his sixty minimum. Now he's trying to

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Speaker 3: go back and fix everything because getting close to the gate.

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Speaker 2: Of heaven. I just said gate, yeahs.

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Speaker 3: You gotta start doing some stuff to get stay out

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Speaker 3: of the other gate. So I don't know, man, I mean,

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Speaker 3: you know, he curious to know, But why why wasn't

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Speaker 3: you curious? You know, when the woman was pregnant, why

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Speaker 3: wasn't you curious? Five years later? Why wasn't you curious?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that's right, Yes she.

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Speaker 1: Was married and yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well bruh, and it might not be your baby. So well,

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Speaker 3: here's the deal. Here's the deal. Obviously this boy has

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Speaker 3: been raised not looking for you, obviously thinking.

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Speaker 2: That her husband is his father.

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Speaker 3: Bro, you probably ought to just leave that alone, see,

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Speaker 3: because now you're gonna come in here because you all

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Speaker 3: of a sudden feeling self right, So you're gonna go

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Speaker 3: turn all these people's lives upside down, the woman, the son,

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Speaker 3: the husband, Brud, you should have thought of this a

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Speaker 3: long time ago.

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Speaker 1: So okay, he said, he's.

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Speaker 2: All Just go over or just find out they schedule

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Speaker 2: him when they go fishing. Just go down there and

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Speaker 2: fish next to them. Just don't say nothing.

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Speaker 3: He looks like you, look just like me, just like, hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 3: let me help you throw this line out there?

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Speaker 2: Looks you know, Just work with him like that. Y'all

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Speaker 2: come out here every Saturday. The fish I see you

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Speaker 2: next Saturday, my boy. All right, thank you. Feel you

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Speaker 2: call me Papa.

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