Speaker 1: This This Dan Tatrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Well, it looks
Speaker 1: like Dylan opened the door here because Larry one last week,
Speaker 1: not a lot, but Dylan minus three last week. So
Speaker 1: this is how it stands, plus twenty three point seven
Speaker 1: five units for Dylan and Larry plus seventeen point four units.
Speaker 1: Dylan lost every bet last week and Larry one on
Speaker 1: the Providence money line. Um. So, but where do we
Speaker 1: want to go with recapping or do we want to
Speaker 1: go move ahead to what we have for super Bowl WEEKA? Well, briefly, Dan,
Speaker 1: I did. I felt bad that Larry got hose the
Speaker 1: previous week and lost all his bets. I figured I'd
Speaker 1: do this. Well done, well done, you cracked the door open, Dylan.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bust it down, Dan. I I I have
Speaker 1: myself at plus eighteen units. I won one unit on
Speaker 1: Probitence money line. Okay, all right, so it's it's ok.
Speaker 1: Why is it every week? Larry has controversy. No, we're not. No,
Speaker 1: we're not conspiring. You know what helps me when you
Speaker 1: do well? Larry? I know Dan, Dan. It was very clear.
Speaker 1: I said, we don't know what the line is. I'll
Speaker 1: risk whatever it is to win one unit. Ok That's
Speaker 1: what we said. And now you're trying to give me
Speaker 1: a point four units for it. Okay, all right, you
Speaker 1: got it. Dylan's all in on the Bengals. Doesn't have
Speaker 1: a single bet that's in favor of the rams Um.
Speaker 1: Dylan picked the Bengals at plus four and a half
Speaker 1: and now the line is at four. Uh? Is that that?
Speaker 1: Everybody good with? Ye? Okay? All right? Dylan's picks from
Speaker 1: last week. He had Team USA over eight and a
Speaker 1: half gold medals. Right now, Team USA, as we're taping
Speaker 1: this has four gold medals. Almost halfway there. Okay, you
Speaker 1: had Maverick McNeely finishing in the top ten at Pebble Beach.
Speaker 1: That didn't happen. Uh, Sean Strickland to win by t
Speaker 1: k O one by decision. Yeah, that didn't happen, and
Speaker 1: Larry won the money line. All right, let's go with Dylan.
Speaker 1: I'll let you start out with your picks. For Super
Speaker 1: Bowl weekend. Alrighty um, heavy on the Bengals. The two
Speaker 1: units Bengals money line plus one seventy two units Bengals
Speaker 1: plus four. There have been eighteen underdogs to win straight
Speaker 1: up in Super Bowl history. Yeah, I kind of would
Speaker 1: have thought it would be a little more than that.
Speaker 1: But okay, um, Bengals rams under forty eight and a half. Dan,
Speaker 1: as you know, I'm an undergun, Undy, you are. I
Speaker 1: do feel like the Super Bowl always is kind of underwhelming,
Speaker 1: okay um. And then Larry's taking heads for the coin
Speaker 1: toss I believe, so I'm going tales never fails. And
Speaker 1: we did find out that edge is heavier than tails
Speaker 1: because of the texturing, right, yeah, because of you know,
Speaker 1: the head of who's ever on the coin makes the
Speaker 1: head part of the coin a little heavier. I'll take
Speaker 1: any advantage. I don't know if you knew that, Larry, Well,
Speaker 1: I figured they made up new coins every year, and
Speaker 1: this is something Vegas could handle. I would think, Um,
Speaker 1: I just gotta go heads, all right. In the previous
Speaker 1: fifty five Super Bowls, the toss has landed on heads
Speaker 1: twenty six times, tails twenty nine times. Oh anything else?
Speaker 1: Doing Yes, sir So one year bets Joey b Joe
Speaker 1: Burrow to win Super Bowl m v P plus two.
Speaker 1: Tyler Boyd first touchdown score plus eight. That would be
Speaker 1: huge now he I think he had five touchdowns during
Speaker 1: the year. Yeah, all right, Uh, Gatorade color? Are you
Speaker 1: betting on that? I am orange? And for a simple reason,
Speaker 1: Dan the ban when orange jersey has got to be
Speaker 1: orange Gatorade. I've used this principle before and it hasn't
Speaker 1: always worked out. Okay, The betting favorite is orange, second
Speaker 1: is water. Yeah, that would be really kind of anti climactica. Um.
Speaker 1: And then I am going I'm gonna obviously bet on
Speaker 1: how long the national anthem is Mickey guyden yep going
Speaker 1: under seconds, which a minute thirty eight second. Okay. Seven
Speaker 1: of the last nine have taken over two minutes. The
Speaker 1: other two have lasted at least one forty nine. Sounds
Speaker 1: like we're due for it to go. How you Okay,
Speaker 1: you gotta have a UFC of course in here, of course,
Speaker 1: even though its Super Bowl weekend, Israel out of Sanya
Speaker 1: is fighting taking him by t K chaos slash t
Speaker 1: K O plus one sixty five for two units. Okay,
Speaker 1: and that's against the Reaper. Yep. Alright, alright, bad lair,
Speaker 1: this is it. It's gonna come down with the coin
Speaker 1: to us. I think between and I I went Dan,
Speaker 1: I went back through my picks, and we all, it's
Speaker 1: well documented that Buffalo has killed me the most, the
Speaker 1: second most all your bungles. How to do Dan is
Speaker 1: beat the Jets? And I would have picked up three
Speaker 1: more teases and they couldn't beat the Jets. How are
Speaker 1: they going to win the Super Bowl? I just don't
Speaker 1: see it. Okay, then, what's uh? How many units do
Speaker 1: you have on the rams? Okay, I'm gonna I'll start
Speaker 1: on top of mine. I'm going three units on heads, Okay,
Speaker 1: three units on the under the first quarter. It was
Speaker 1: ten and a half when I did it. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is. I think it's under nine points
Speaker 1: in the first quarter. Under nine. I think it sounds
Speaker 1: like that one when I was in Maine. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: on the side of the road, and I'm on the
Speaker 1: Baltimore Washington Turnpike right now on my way to Virginia.
Speaker 1: I'm on the side of the road right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: But I don't Larry, I don't make these up, I
Speaker 1: don't go, what's Larry taken? Let me change it. I
Speaker 1: believe that, but I can't under nine points in the
Speaker 1: first quarters. What I have, uh the over in the
Speaker 1: second quarters for team okay, and I had a ten
Speaker 1: and a half and fourteen, so you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep the still, I mean that tens of big
Speaker 1: number because, as I said last week, one punt can
Speaker 1: you win that first quarter? So you say it's nine,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna change my pick to one unit as opposed
Speaker 1: to three units on that day, one unit on under
Speaker 1: the first quarter, two units on over the second quarter,
Speaker 1: two units on over barrows sacks. I didn't know what
Speaker 1: that number was, but I did send it in yesterday.
Speaker 1: So the over is three and a half sex, so
Speaker 1: I need four sacks there, Okay, I'll take that. Then
Speaker 1: I want over cups receiving yards that's I got one
Speaker 1: O six and I cancel that that. I don't want
Speaker 1: that hundred yards in the Super Bowl them awful lot.
Speaker 1: I don't want it at all. Over the longest past
Speaker 1: completion that's thirty eight and a half yards. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stay with that one and and Burrow and Stafford
Speaker 1: are among the top five quarterbacks for longest completions on
Speaker 1: the season. Okay, good, Then I have just two units
Speaker 1: on over the rams total rams by themselves, that's twenty
Speaker 1: six and a half. You love that. Okay, six and
Speaker 1: a half. And then I have four units on the
Speaker 1: rams minuster wore. Now, keep in mind, Dylan is seventeen
Speaker 1: and eight versus Bad Larry head to head this year.
Speaker 1: It's a good sign for the coin toss. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: the Bengals winning. Yeah, that's it. I mean, it's it's
Speaker 1: the season comes down to this. Bad Larry was running
Speaker 1: away with this. We thought Dylan was gonna be fired
Speaker 1: halfway through the season. But what a turnaround. When an
Speaker 1: incredible turnament. Dylan is the Bengals of this podcast. It's
Speaker 1: crazy what you can do with your backup against the wall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Bad Larry all the star power that Bad Larry
Speaker 1: brings with him, a man who was considered a professional gambler,
Speaker 1: he is the l a Rams. It's kind of the
Speaker 1: perfect allegory allegory. Yeah, Larry went to Providence. He has
Speaker 1: no idea what allegory is. He thinks it's a guy
Speaker 1: al allegory. Yeah. I want to give you. So I
Speaker 1: got three units on the heads, one unit on the
Speaker 1: under the first quarter, then two units, two units, two units,
Speaker 1: two units, and then four units on the rams minus
Speaker 1: the four Okay. I I wish you guys good luck
Speaker 1: this weekend, and UH America will be watching. Okay, good luck, Boddy.
Speaker 1: I can't I can't wait till next week's show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that one could be interesting. Thank you man, guys, We'll
Speaker 1: talk later. By