WEBVTT - Episode 22: America Will Be Watching 

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<v Speaker 1>This This Dan Tatrick takes a game. Gambling was something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Well, it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like Dylan opened the door here because Larry one last week,

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<v Speaker 1>not a lot, but Dylan minus three last week. So

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<v Speaker 1>this is how it stands, plus twenty three point seven

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<v Speaker 1>five units for Dylan and Larry plus seventeen point four units.

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan lost every bet last week and Larry one on

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<v Speaker 1>the Providence money line. Um. So, but where do we

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<v Speaker 1>want to go with recapping or do we want to

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<v Speaker 1>go move ahead to what we have for super Bowl WEEKA? Well, briefly, Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I felt bad that Larry got hose the

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<v Speaker 1>previous week and lost all his bets. I figured I'd

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<v Speaker 1>do this. Well done, well done, you cracked the door open, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna bust it down, Dan. I I I have

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<v Speaker 1>myself at plus eighteen units. I won one unit on

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<v Speaker 1>Probitence money line. Okay, all right, so it's it's ok.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is it every week? Larry has controversy. No, we're not. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not conspiring. You know what helps me when you

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<v Speaker 1>do well? Larry? I know Dan, Dan. It was very clear.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, we don't know what the line is. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>risk whatever it is to win one unit. Ok That's

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<v Speaker 1>what we said. And now you're trying to give me

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<v Speaker 1>a point four units for it. Okay, all right, you

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<v Speaker 1>got it. Dylan's all in on the Bengals. Doesn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a single bet that's in favor of the rams Um.

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan picked the Bengals at plus four and a half

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<v Speaker 1>and now the line is at four. Uh? Is that that?

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody good with? Ye? Okay? All right? Dylan's picks from

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<v Speaker 1>last week. He had Team USA over eight and a

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<v Speaker 1>half gold medals. Right now, Team USA, as we're taping

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<v Speaker 1>this has four gold medals. Almost halfway there. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>had Maverick McNeely finishing in the top ten at Pebble Beach.

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<v Speaker 1>That didn't happen. Uh, Sean Strickland to win by t

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<v Speaker 1>k O one by decision. Yeah, that didn't happen, and

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<v Speaker 1>Larry won the money line. All right, let's go with Dylan.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let you start out with your picks. For Super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl weekend. Alrighty um, heavy on the Bengals. The two

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<v Speaker 1>units Bengals money line plus one seventy two units Bengals

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<v Speaker 1>plus four. There have been eighteen underdogs to win straight

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<v Speaker 1>up in Super Bowl history. Yeah, I kind of would

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<v Speaker 1>have thought it would be a little more than that.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, um, Bengals rams under forty eight and a half. Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>as you know, I'm an undergun, Undy, you are. I

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<v Speaker 1>do feel like the Super Bowl always is kind of underwhelming,

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<v Speaker 1>okay um. And then Larry's taking heads for the coin

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<v Speaker 1>toss I believe, so I'm going tales never fails. And

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<v Speaker 1>we did find out that edge is heavier than tails

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<v Speaker 1>because of the texturing, right, yeah, because of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the head of who's ever on the coin makes the

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<v Speaker 1>head part of the coin a little heavier. I'll take

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<v Speaker 1>any advantage. I don't know if you knew that, Larry, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I figured they made up new coins every year, and

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<v Speaker 1>this is something Vegas could handle. I would think, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I just gotta go heads, all right. In the previous

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<v Speaker 1>fifty five Super Bowls, the toss has landed on heads

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six times, tails twenty nine times. Oh anything else?

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<v Speaker 1>Doing Yes, sir So one year bets Joey b Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Burrow to win Super Bowl m v P plus two.

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<v Speaker 1>Tyler Boyd first touchdown score plus eight. That would be

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<v Speaker 1>huge now he I think he had five touchdowns during

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<v Speaker 1>the year. Yeah, all right, Uh, Gatorade color? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>betting on that? I am orange? And for a simple reason,

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<v Speaker 1>Dan the ban when orange jersey has got to be

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<v Speaker 1>orange Gatorade. I've used this principle before and it hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>always worked out. Okay, The betting favorite is orange, second

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<v Speaker 1>is water. Yeah, that would be really kind of anti climactica. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I am going I'm gonna obviously bet on

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<v Speaker 1>how long the national anthem is Mickey guyden yep going

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<v Speaker 1>under seconds, which a minute thirty eight second. Okay. Seven

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<v Speaker 1>of the last nine have taken over two minutes. The

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<v Speaker 1>other two have lasted at least one forty nine. Sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like we're due for it to go. How you Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta have a UFC of course in here, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>even though its Super Bowl weekend, Israel out of Sanya

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<v Speaker 1>is fighting taking him by t K chaos slash t

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<v Speaker 1>K O plus one sixty five for two units. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's against the Reaper. Yep. Alright, alright, bad lair,

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<v Speaker 1>this is it. It's gonna come down with the coin

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<v Speaker 1>to us. I think between and I I went Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>I went back through my picks, and we all, it's

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<v Speaker 1>well documented that Buffalo has killed me the most, the

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<v Speaker 1>second most all your bungles. How to do Dan is

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<v Speaker 1>beat the Jets? And I would have picked up three

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<v Speaker 1>more teases and they couldn't beat the Jets. How are

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<v Speaker 1>they going to win the Super Bowl? I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>see it. Okay, then, what's uh? How many units do

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<v Speaker 1>you have on the rams? Okay, I'm gonna I'll start

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<v Speaker 1>on top of mine. I'm going three units on heads, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>three units on the under the first quarter. It was

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<v Speaker 1>ten and a half when I did it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what it is. I think it's under nine points

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<v Speaker 1>in the first quarter. Under nine. I think it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like that one when I was in Maine. I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on the side of the road, and I'm on the

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<v Speaker 1>Baltimore Washington Turnpike right now on my way to Virginia.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the side of the road right now. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't Larry, I don't make these up, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't go, what's Larry taken? Let me change it. I

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<v Speaker 1>believe that, but I can't under nine points in the

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<v Speaker 1>first quarters. What I have, uh the over in the

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<v Speaker 1>second quarters for team okay, and I had a ten

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<v Speaker 1>and a half and fourteen, so you know what, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna keep the still, I mean that tens of big

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<v Speaker 1>number because, as I said last week, one punt can

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<v Speaker 1>you win that first quarter? So you say it's nine,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna change my pick to one unit as opposed

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<v Speaker 1>to three units on that day, one unit on under

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<v Speaker 1>the first quarter, two units on over the second quarter,

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<v Speaker 1>two units on over barrows sacks. I didn't know what

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<v Speaker 1>that number was, but I did send it in yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>So the over is three and a half sex, so

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<v Speaker 1>I need four sacks there, Okay, I'll take that. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I want over cups receiving yards that's I got one

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<v Speaker 1>O six and I cancel that that. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>that hundred yards in the Super Bowl them awful lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want it at all. Over the longest past

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<v Speaker 1>completion that's thirty eight and a half yards. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna stay with that one and and Burrow and Stafford

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<v Speaker 1>are among the top five quarterbacks for longest completions on

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<v Speaker 1>the season. Okay, good, Then I have just two units

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<v Speaker 1>on over the rams total rams by themselves, that's twenty

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<v Speaker 1>six and a half. You love that. Okay, six and

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<v Speaker 1>a half. And then I have four units on the

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<v Speaker 1>rams minuster wore. Now, keep in mind, Dylan is seventeen

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<v Speaker 1>and eight versus Bad Larry head to head this year.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good sign for the coin toss. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>the Bengals winning. Yeah, that's it. I mean, it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>the season comes down to this. Bad Larry was running

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<v Speaker 1>away with this. We thought Dylan was gonna be fired

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<v Speaker 1>halfway through the season. But what a turnaround. When an

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<v Speaker 1>incredible turnament. Dylan is the Bengals of this podcast. It's

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<v Speaker 1>crazy what you can do with your backup against the wall. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and Bad Larry all the star power that Bad Larry

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<v Speaker 1>brings with him, a man who was considered a professional gambler,

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<v Speaker 1>he is the l a Rams. It's kind of the

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<v Speaker 1>perfect allegory allegory. Yeah, Larry went to Providence. He has

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<v Speaker 1>no idea what allegory is. He thinks it's a guy

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<v Speaker 1>al allegory. Yeah. I want to give you. So I

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<v Speaker 1>got three units on the heads, one unit on the

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<v Speaker 1>under the first quarter, then two units, two units, two units,

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<v Speaker 1>two units, and then four units on the rams minus

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<v Speaker 1>the four Okay. I I wish you guys good luck

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend, and UH America will be watching. Okay, good luck, Boddy.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't I can't wait till next week's show. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that one could be interesting. Thank you man, guys, We'll

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<v Speaker 1>talk later. By