WEBVTT - Episode 126: HOF Game For Your Mouth 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.520 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:20.320 Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.160 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.319 And now joined by bad Larry Shay and Irving and 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:26.759 Dylan the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.880 I have friends. 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:31.280 Here's Dan Patrick, Larry. 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:33.839 We haven't seen Shay, so we're going to get started. 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:37.159 So he's no problem being unprofessional and I know you're 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:37.919 being professional. 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:40.479 How are the new teeth perfect? 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:43.360 The Permanence go in? This is? That was my second 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:46.159 trip down the Permanent's go in on the fifteenth, I. 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:51.199 Believe was this a full set? Larry up to tops? 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:52.599 Just tops? Okay? 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:54.840 But are you finding that you're smiling more? 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:59.600 No? I laugh all day, Dan, well. 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:02.360 And trust no, trust me, we're laughing at you too. 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:04.840 And your dentist is he goes to the bank. 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:08.320 Yes, we got a big I gotta put the seatbelt on. 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:11.120 We got a big everyone's in town, Dan. I don't 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:14.480 know why, but MB was supposed to retire August first, 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:17.720 so the kids are all came here for the week, 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:19.959 so everyone's in town. It's a little busy at the hop. 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:23.600 Mb is Larry's wife Mary Mary Beth. So she was 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:25.760 a nurse for many, many, long, long time. 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:29.600 But you said supposed to retire today, she is retiring. 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:33.160 She retired July first. In said August first. But the 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:34.720 kids had planned a bunch of stuff. 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:39.920 So they're all here recapping. Dan Patrick takes a gamble bad. 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:44.280 Larry plus twenty two units on the season, lost one 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:46.920 unit last week, Shay minus two and a half. He 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:50.800 lost one unit, and Dyl is you're calling your way back. 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:54.880 You won two units last week? Is that right? Everybody's 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:55.400 math good? 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:56.560 Perfect? 0:01:56.640 --> 0:02:01.800 Okay, Marvin is here, pretty, Surrey is here, Dylan's here, 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:05.240 yours truly, and then we'll see if Shay shows up. 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:08.160 And he's probably hiding a body in like Galveston or something. 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:11.560 You think, no, he's back from Texas. I think allegedly. 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:13.480 Allegedly that's called an alibi. 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:20.560 Dan, is there anything any Olympic topics that you guys 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:23.840 would like to talk about or recap you You had 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:27.760 the send River athlete puked after the race. 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:30.800 I've been very obviously you've talked about on the show. 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:33.560 But I've been very dialed in on that story because 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:37.040 the whole thing is ridiculous that they even like they 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:39.960 did surfing in Tahiti, they couldn't have found a different 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:42.320 place from the jump to do the swimming part of 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:43.239 the triathlon. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:47.360 I would have thought you could have maybe just used 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:47.840 the pool. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:50.800 Yeah, right, Like it's just a distance thing, So just 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:54.000 have them, right, like dude laps in the Olympic pool 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:54.440 and then. 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:57.920 Yeah, couldn't you have one swimmer at one end and 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:00.120 one at the other end of each lane and then 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:02.760 you just kind of take the like take. 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:05.560 The lanes out or like the lanemarker things and just yeah, 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:07.840 and just just go versus getting equal. 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:08.040 Iy. 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:11.839 It feels like an inexact science anyway, So just throw 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:13.359 them in the pool, let him swim for a while, 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:16.200 and then say all right, everybody else, and then get 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:20.239 on your bike. Get on your bike and ride. Let 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:20.880 me see. 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:24.079 I did always think that was funny about triathlons, that 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:26.480 like you have to swim and then get on like 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:29.480 a bike seat all wet. 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:31.920 Yeah, it doesn't look like it's fun. That looks like 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:32.640 there's chaff. 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:35.240 Chafing, chafing everyone. But it's so you don't drown, which 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:37.400 I learned after the fact. Oh because like. 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:38.960 That's because like they don't want you to do like 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:42.040 running biking and then get in the water fatigued. 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:46.200 Yeah yeah, uh Football's back Hall of Fame game coming 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:49.640 up tonight. The spread, by the way, went from Bears 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:52.120 minus one and a half to the Bears getting one. 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:54.680 Caleb Williams is not going to play. Rest of the 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:57.240 starters won't play. What do you think this hinged on? 0:03:57.920 --> 0:04:02.200 Where all of a sudden book, I don't know, man, 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:05.400 I think the Bears they're gonna they're gonna be an 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:06.080 underdog here. 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:08.280 Well Vegas didn't. It's not like they thought he was 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:11.320 gonna play, right, No, No, But what changed I don't know. 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.400 From minus one and a half to plus one? 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:15.080 Yeah, big move? 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:16.880 Yeah, why why do you think that is? 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:21.440 Larry, I have no idea preseason. I'm betting the over 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:24.120 just because I probably will have the game on somewhere 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:27.640 tonight and I got a roof for a couple of touchdowns. 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:30.080 I went back and forth, I wasn't gonna bet it, 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:32.120 and then I for the show, and then I decided 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:32.800 to take the over. 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:35.159 I think the over is like thirty one. 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:35.680 Is that right? 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:36.160 Yeah? Right? 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:39.040 Well, I was gonna say I think I don't think 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:41.760 Roma Dunze is even playing. I think, like I think 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.760 we knew Caleb wasn't gonna play, But I don't even 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:45.760 think Roman Dunesa is playing, So that could have flipped 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:46.040 it too. 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:50.000 I don't think anybody's playing. It sounds like, yeah, I 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:53.080 don't think so, but Roma doonsay playing or not playing 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:54.840 is not going to make it go from minus one 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:56.120 and a half to plus one. 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:59.080 I mean maybe maybe some big bets have come in 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:02.800 on the Texans, do you think I mean it's I mean, 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:06.800 that would be the only thing outside of like football 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:07.960 related stuff that would move. 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:11.479 And I think, well, who's who's the backup quarterback for 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:12.159 the Texans. 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:15.520 They have a sneaky good quarterback room. They have case Keenum, 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:18.320 Oh yeah, he's a winner, and they have Davis Mills. 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:22.600 Okay, Davis Mills had a moment there at Stanford. 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:25.800 Yeah, yeah, better than Tyson Baguette or whatever is. 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:27.800 Wait, I thought Davis Mills was from Stanford. 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:29.479 No, no Texans legend. 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:33.320 Oh yeah, I thought he was. 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:37.960 Okay, there was a moment there a couple of moments. Guy, yeah, 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:41.840 I agree. Let me see recapping here with bad Larry 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:46.520 kind of a couple of baseball hits, a couple of misses. 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:52.239 Shay just hit on one baseball, missed on two. Dylan, 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:55.880 you did pretty well with your Olympic stuff, at least 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:58.559 I think you've done. Are these all futures in here? 0:05:58.839 --> 0:05:58.919 So? 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:04.560 Yeah, well there's some futures and uh only two or 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.320 no four of that. So Cocoa golf lost and Serbia 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:10.640 didn't cover. But Nicholas Geston. 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:12.360 Did he win the canoe slalom? 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:14.560 The CEE one canoe slalom? Damn those plus three hundred? 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:16.680 All right, well you called it. Not many people did, 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:17.520 but you you did. 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:18.400 I did my homework. 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:23.640 Uh So Spain to win handball, yep, that hasn't happened yet. 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:28.120 No China to win table tennis, that happened minus ten fifty. 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:30.880 Yes, she owes me a unit. Oh okay, we made 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:31.600 our ten to. 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:33.640 One bet and you got Shane Lowry to win the 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:35.000 gold yep. 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:36.320 I don't think that looks great. 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:41.039 Uh yes, so Shikari Richardson to win the gold in 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:44.080 the one hundred, yep, that's minus one eighty. 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:47.839 And she u Keif of China to win bad Man's 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:49.040 Golden that's plus two hundred. 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:50.440 He's looked good. 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:53.839 Would you rather watch bad mitton or table tennis? 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:56.479 I would rather watch the take. I think the table 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:59.279 tennis is cool bad I mean badminton is too. They're 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:02.599 kind of one and the same, honestly, because you don't 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:05.839 really know what you're looking at there, like them playing 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:07.159 ping pong does not look. 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:07.839 Like Oh. 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:13.760 Wow, I don't I don't know. 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:20.880 If back from Tahas you got a little you look good. 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:23.520 Yeah, let's speak in Spanish too, I just go back 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:29.000 from Texas. Yeah, how did you? Motherfucker? Okay, how'd you do? 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:30.480 We started without you? Yeah? 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:33.320 I heard about that, but that's just because I took 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.840 the vote. I said, Dylan, what do you think you said? 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:40.559 Yes that Larry said yes, so it's already two to one. 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:41.920 You. 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:44.600 Larry is just saying yes to something else happening, and 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:45.840 it happened to be at the right time. 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:48.560 Yes, Yes, Larry was talking to somebody going yes, I 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:49.160 go all right. 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:50.840 He's talking to the dentist. Do you want more teeth? 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:54.920 Yes, yeah, Larry's got his not his official new teeth 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:58.440 for his daughter's wedding. He's got the backups. So it's 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:01.920 like the Hall of Fame game for your You got 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:03.400 like the Wooden ones up there. 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:04.480 George Washington. 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:09.000 Yeah, he's got the backup teeth Old. 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:11.280 Hickory, the second stringers are in. 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:15.760 Yeah. So we recapped from last week. Anything that you 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:18.680 would like to bring up with the Olympics anything, Uh, 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:21.120 you're excited about bothering you? 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:24.920 Yeah, bothering me for sure. Okay, pretty much every one thing. 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:27.440 One thing, okay, one thing, one thing that's bothering you. 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:30.080 How are the flights? Were you okay? Getting back with 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:31.520 all the computer glitchers? 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:32.040 Oh? 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:34.040 You know what that happened the day we flew out 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:36.679 that computer glitch thing. The whole ship went down. The 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:39.920 day we were flying out every flight before us got canceled, 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:43.240 all of them, and ours was good to go. Divine 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:48.160 Providence Danny, No, oh yeah, that's Jesus. Absolutely. God was 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:48.920 on the wing. 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:51.719 No, you don't know what you know what it was? 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:52.360 It was. 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:55.960 They were doing everything they could in Dallas to get 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:56.559 you out. 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:59.840 No, he's want to slide into Dallas. They wanted me there. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.400 It was God. Yeah, And I went to church a 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:05.840 few times Why are you going to church because I 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:06.760 want to go to heaven. 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:08.000 You're not going to heaven. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:09.319 I already am. I'm saved, Danny. 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.720 No, there's no fucking shot. You set foot in a church? 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:13.200 Went twice? 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:13.840 Really? 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:14.200 Yeah? 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:16.400 Why what do you mean? Why? Because I love Jesus? 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:19.199 You're going to hell? Your phony? Okay? 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:22.720 Did you love Jesus when you're with you know, crack Horse? 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:24.960 And uh I did. 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:29.040 I'm a layered man, I've got I've got layers of 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.520 this shipcotomy. 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:31.719 Is actually exclusive. 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.120 And I apologize to the crack Horse. 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:36.920 I was gonna say, Danny, you stay up for three 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:38.800 days and pretend you don't believe in Jesus. That's the 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:41.160 only one you're talking to. God. 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:44.319 Get me the fuck out of here. Okay, so let's reintroduce. 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:47.280 We have Bad Larry in Jersey. We have Shay and 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:51.080 Irving here, Dylan is here, Ray the producer, and Marvin 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.000 has to sit and listen to all this as he 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:53.640 records it. 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:55.240 That leads us to Betts. 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:57.440 This week, Bad Larry, I'm going to start with you, 0:09:57.480 --> 0:09:59.199 since you're still the clubhouse leader. 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:04.120 Not much out there today, Dan, we talked about the Olympics. 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:06.920 I don't even watch the Olympics. That first week we 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:08.560 got to get into the track and field and stuff. 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:11.599 I couldn't care less about badminton or swimming or gymnastics. 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:13.000 Okay, you gotta watch canoe. 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:15.679 But the Olympics aren't for you, Larry. They're for your 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:18.120 wife and your daughter and kids. 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:18.440 Love that. 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:21.280 Yes, they actually they actually are watching it. I'm in 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:23.600 the other room watching. Yes, that's the baseball game. 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.719 I bet on Yes, that's what the Olympics are for. 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:32.800 Not for hardcore guys, hardcore sports fans. It's for your mom, grandmother, daughter, granddaughter. 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:33.800 That's okay. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:35.640 Well then then I guess they're having a pretty good. 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:36.960 They're doing extremely well. 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:41.760 I've been ripping the Olympics because the opening ceremony that 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:43.120 was probably love that ship. 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:50.000 Wait are you not watching? Because no, Danny, I'm a weirdo, 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:52.480 but I mean, come on, it was obvious what they 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:52.760 were doing. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:54.640 They watched the Last Supper thing with a gun in 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:55.959 his mouth. He's like, don't do it. 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:58.440 No, no, I don't give a shit about it. But 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:00.360 the part that pisses me off is empty and like 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:02.560 they weren't trying to be controversial, like of course you 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:05.640 were like, don't intelligence. I don't give a ship. Do 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:07.400 whatever you want. That's the most French ship I ever 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.959 seen in my life. But don't pretend like, oh, it 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:13.440 be so offended because it looks just like, God the 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:16.520 fuck out of here, the dock, gray blue, motherfucker. 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:19.600 The best part was the do you know what suck means? 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:20.440 Means? Holy shit? 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:25.520 The piano player during imagine on the Flake Floating Rock 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:28.200 almost got lit on fire. Okay, just slow he had 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:32.520 add like a little PLEXI and it just slowly builds up, 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:33.319 and I was like, that was. 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:35.160 Definitely it's all content, all right? 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:35.920 So bad Layer. 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:39.280 You got the Texans Bears over under over at thirty. 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:41.839 One over thirty one, And I want to add a bet. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.679 I'm not a football game tonight. I'm gonna take Texas. 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:47.600 She made it out out of Texas. I'm gonna bet 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:49.560 on them tonight. I'm actually gonna bet on them too. 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:51.560 I got them, do Layer, good job. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:54.360 Okay, Texas minus one one and a half. 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:56.680 I got this one one oh. 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:00.320 More. People are like the way I like. 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:01.800 The way it swung from the Bears to text. So 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:03.560 I'm gonna take So I want you want you to know 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:06.439 all these things, Dan, the Guardians minus want fifteen against 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:08.720 the Orioles. Okay, I want the I want the over 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:10.640 in the Cards Cubs game seven and a half. 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:11.320 I believe it was. 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:14.840 I want the Braves. I know I'm laying like one 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:17.160 or two hundred, you know, two to one, but the 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:20.360 Braves over the Marlins and then over the thirty one 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:22.720 and texted all one unit five one unit. 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:28.960 Bets okay, uh shay, hey Danny Hey? Uh? Well, uh 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:32.480 for the football under first half fifteen and a half, 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:36.480 Houston laying one and a half against the Bombs. One 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:39.160 is it one? Yeah? It's one now, not bad, it's 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:45.160 still uh, motherfucking basketball? Or Ray, what the fuck? Where's 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:45.560 my ship? 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:48.240 You don't have yourself in there? 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:48.600 No? 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:51.920 I got Olympic basketball five units team USA to win 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:54.040 the goal to win the gold. Yeah, minus five fifty. 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:57.200 Okay, Well, I don't see my golf bets. 0:12:57.400 --> 0:12:59.720 Uh you're bets? Are Sepstraka? 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:00.600 Yeah? 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:04.520 And Jason Day top five, JDA top ten. Yeah, all 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:07.040 I got is a bears on here way to go? 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:09.840 Ray, but I mean my shit, okay, but I have it, Okay, 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:13.640 hit it okay? So Sepstraka top five plus four fifty. 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:16.040 Yeah, I have sheet oh you do? 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:17.880 Yeah, okay, it's. 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:21.960 A tactical move, Jja top ten plus five hundred. Absolutely, 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:25.600 I got Olympic basketball five units team USA to win 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:25.840 the goal. 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:27.880 That's free money, Danny, minus five fifty, it should be 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:29.520 minus two thousand. What the fuck are we doing there? 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:33.480 You're all over the women's soccer team absolutely winning the 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:34.000 gold plus. 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:37.280 Yeah, it's a feminization of America Danny. 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:42.680 Yep, I'm taking Spain. Wow are you yeah? Communists to Jason, yeah, absolutely, 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:46.080 leftist government runs that country. Also runs Danny's brain. Everybody listening, 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:50.920 I thought you'd The opening ceremonies were wonderful, exactly. 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:53.839 Exactly, exactly half fun in hell with no ac. 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:57.760 Yeah, I will be in baseball. No, you want baseball? 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:03.000 You got Miami in Atlanta over eight and a half. Yes, okay, 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:05.680 and you got the Cardinals versus the Cubs. 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.880 Might just want to fine, that's team in baseball, the Cardinals. 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:09.040 No. 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:11.439 I also want the Mariners to win the World Series 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:13.160 plus twenty nine hundred. I want a unit on that. 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:16.120 I love them, Okay, getting nasty. I like that. 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:17.720 I have them to win the West. 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:20.760 You already picked them preseason. Yeah, yeah, I fucked that. 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:23.200 Up, but I feel like it's no one wants to 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:24.239 fade the Astros. 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:28.040 Yes, Ray, So Shay, you now have Mets to win 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:31.800 the World Series up plus five thousand, Phillies to win 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:34.040 the World Series at plus fifteen hundred, and the Braves 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:38.240 plus four fifty amazing. That card's great, and Baltimore awesome 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:40.880 to win the World Series at fourteen hundred, and the 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:44.120 Cardinals and the Mariners and now the Mariners. 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:46.800 Yeah, bang, Biscuits, just pick a. 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:51.480 Free balling all right, ideal? 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:53.320 What do you have, all right? 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:54.720 For the Hall of Fame game? 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:58.120 I immediately wanted to take the Texans, and I realized 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.480 that everyone probably was going to So I taking the 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:01.640 Bears plus one. 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:04.440 Okay, but I don't know if that's I mean, you 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:06.760 don't apply logic. You just say, well, everybody's taking this, 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:07.600 so I'm gonna take the other. 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:09.640 Here's my logic. Shay and Larry both took the. 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:12.760 Texans reverse jenks. I I could, all right, fair enough. 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:16.560 And I'm taking under thirty and a half. I love it. 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:17.160 I love it. 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:20.720 Total in thirty under thirty and a half or under 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:21.200 thirty one. 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:24.920 I mean it's probably been bouncing around. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:26.600 I'll take this thirty one. I got fifteen and a 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:27.480 half on the first. 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:28.320 Half, the thirty one. 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:32.200 Yeah, all right, perfect. So I don't know how you 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:34.320 can have a thirty and a half for you for 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:36.480 the under and a thirty one for the over for 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:37.160 everybody else. 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:39.160 Right. 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:43.480 Olympic basketball team USA versus Puerto Rico. 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:46.120 Yeah, I'm gonna lay Puerto Rico, poor Rico. 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:46.840 Lay. 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:50.480 That's what we call it. Intacted poor Rico. They've barely 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:54.640 got electricity. Don't tell Mario that he's Italian, isn't he 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:56.640 think now? His name is Mario. 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:59.880 He did think so because he's illiterate, But no, it's me. 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:05.920 No, his name is Maria, Maria like the Virgin Ye. 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:10.360 But in poor last time you went to puor Rico, 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:12.760 I never been. It's one of my favorite places in 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:13.040 the world. 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:14.800 Danny, don't you go like watch cockfights? 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:19.400 Cockfighting was legalized. They fucking Mitch McConnell canceled out in 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:21.320 the Farm Bill about five years ago. That piece of shit. 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:22.320 Uh. 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:26.280 They had cock fighting arenas, really cheap drugs, women everywhere, 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:30.640 and beaches. It's just perfect. Casinos too perfect. Let's go 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:36.640 all the food groups for you. It's I got everything 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:39.080 I need, not coming home hunt. By the way, how's 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:42.120 the family after the vacation to Texas? They're fine. They 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:44.200 get spoiled down there. My mama knows I'm such a 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:46.480 fucking mess that she just takes care of them like 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:48.720 you know, they're her own, and takes care of the roommate. 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:50.400 But nothing's wrong with you now. 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:54.440 No, I'm definitely still I mean, listen to this podcast. 0:16:54.200 --> 0:17:01.200 I exactly normal. No, but you're not like on something. Yeah, 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:05.440 I'm not drinking. I mean these guys are drinking white claw. 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:07.399 I mean they're pounding, they're drinking white claw. 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:13.720 You really struggle. Have you ever just took a taste? No, 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:16.879 I mean walk by somebody's drink and go Yeah, in 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:17.440 a bar. 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:20.320 For sure, Yeah, okay, absolutely like a like a half 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:23.359 drink beer on a table walking out. Absolutely absolutely. 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:26.719 Therefore you didn't buy a beer exactly. 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:29.000 It wasn't me. That's when I was drinking. I would 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:32.240 do that all the time. You know I'm talking about now. No, Danny, 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:33.840 if I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it. I'm 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:36.640 not gonna like cheat. Oh so you never go God, 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:38.800 I know, but I've planned my relapse, like I know 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:40.639 exactly when I'm going to do it, or like how 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:42.240 I'm going to do it when I get that itch. 0:17:42.280 --> 0:17:43.440 I just planted out. 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:44.840 Are you doing that now? 0:17:44.960 --> 0:17:46.480 No? I ain't playing nothing, but I will. 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:47.680