Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 3: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by bad Larry Shay and Irving and
Speaker 2: Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick, Larry.
Speaker 1: We haven't seen Shay, so we're going to get started.
Speaker 1: So he's no problem being unprofessional and I know you're
Speaker 1: being professional.
Speaker 3: How are the new teeth perfect?
Speaker 4: The Permanence go in? This is? That was my second
Speaker 4: trip down the Permanent's go in on the fifteenth, I.
Speaker 5: Believe was this a full set? Larry up to tops?
Speaker 3: Just tops? Okay?
Speaker 1: But are you finding that you're smiling more?
Speaker 4: No? I laugh all day, Dan, well.
Speaker 1: And trust no, trust me, we're laughing at you too.
Speaker 5: And your dentist is he goes to the bank.
Speaker 4: Yes, we got a big I gotta put the seatbelt on.
Speaker 4: We got a big everyone's in town, Dan. I don't
Speaker 4: know why, but MB was supposed to retire August first,
Speaker 4: so the kids are all came here for the week,
Speaker 4: so everyone's in town. It's a little busy at the hop.
Speaker 1: Mb is Larry's wife Mary Mary Beth. So she was
Speaker 1: a nurse for many, many, long, long time.
Speaker 5: But you said supposed to retire today, she is retiring.
Speaker 4: She retired July first. In said August first. But the
Speaker 4: kids had planned a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 1: So they're all here recapping. Dan Patrick takes a gamble bad.
Speaker 1: Larry plus twenty two units on the season, lost one
Speaker 1: unit last week, Shay minus two and a half. He
Speaker 1: lost one unit, and Dyl is you're calling your way back.
Speaker 1: You won two units last week? Is that right? Everybody's
Speaker 1: math good?
Speaker 4: Perfect?
Speaker 1: Okay, Marvin is here, pretty, Surrey is here, Dylan's here,
Speaker 1: yours truly, and then we'll see if Shay shows up.
Speaker 5: And he's probably hiding a body in like Galveston or something.
Speaker 1: You think, no, he's back from Texas. I think allegedly.
Speaker 5: Allegedly that's called an alibi.
Speaker 1: Dan, is there anything any Olympic topics that you guys
Speaker 1: would like to talk about or recap you You had
Speaker 1: the send River athlete puked after the race.
Speaker 6: I've been very obviously you've talked about on the show.
Speaker 6: But I've been very dialed in on that story because
Speaker 6: the whole thing is ridiculous that they even like they
Speaker 6: did surfing in Tahiti, they couldn't have found a different
Speaker 6: place from the jump to do the swimming part of
Speaker 6: the triathlon.
Speaker 3: I would have thought you could have maybe just used
Speaker 3: the pool.
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, Like it's just a distance thing, So just
Speaker 6: have them, right, like dude laps in the Olympic pool
Speaker 6: and then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, couldn't you have one swimmer at one end and
Speaker 1: one at the other end of each lane and then
Speaker 1: you just kind of take the like take.
Speaker 6: The lanes out or like the lanemarker things and just yeah,
Speaker 6: and just just go versus getting equal.
Speaker 7: Iy.
Speaker 1: It feels like an inexact science anyway, So just throw
Speaker 1: them in the pool, let him swim for a while,
Speaker 1: and then say all right, everybody else, and then get
Speaker 1: on your bike. Get on your bike and ride. Let
Speaker 1: me see.
Speaker 6: I did always think that was funny about triathlons, that
Speaker 6: like you have to swim and then get on like
Speaker 6: a bike seat all wet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't look like it's fun. That looks like
Speaker 1: there's chaff.
Speaker 5: Chafing, chafing everyone. But it's so you don't drown, which
Speaker 5: I learned after the fact. Oh because like.
Speaker 6: That's because like they don't want you to do like
Speaker 6: running biking and then get in the water fatigued.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, uh Football's back Hall of Fame game coming
Speaker 1: up tonight. The spread, by the way, went from Bears
Speaker 1: minus one and a half to the Bears getting one.
Speaker 1: Caleb Williams is not going to play. Rest of the
Speaker 1: starters won't play. What do you think this hinged on?
Speaker 1: Where all of a sudden book, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I think the Bears they're gonna they're gonna be an
Speaker 1: underdog here.
Speaker 5: Well Vegas didn't. It's not like they thought he was
Speaker 5: gonna play, right, No, No, But what changed I don't know.
Speaker 1: From minus one and a half to plus one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, big move?
Speaker 1: Yeah, why why do you think that is?
Speaker 4: Larry, I have no idea preseason. I'm betting the over
Speaker 4: just because I probably will have the game on somewhere
Speaker 4: tonight and I got a roof for a couple of touchdowns.
Speaker 4: I went back and forth, I wasn't gonna bet it,
Speaker 4: and then I for the show, and then I decided
Speaker 4: to take the over.
Speaker 1: I think the over is like thirty one.
Speaker 3: Is that right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right?
Speaker 7: Well, I was gonna say I think I don't think
Speaker 7: Roma Dunze is even playing. I think, like I think
Speaker 7: we knew Caleb wasn't gonna play, But I don't even
Speaker 7: think Roman Dunesa is playing, So that could have flipped
Speaker 7: it too.
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody's playing. It sounds like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, but Roma doonsay playing or not playing
Speaker 1: is not going to make it go from minus one
Speaker 1: and a half to plus one.
Speaker 6: I mean maybe maybe some big bets have come in
Speaker 6: on the Texans, do you think I mean it's I mean,
Speaker 6: that would be the only thing outside of like football
Speaker 6: related stuff that would move.
Speaker 1: And I think, well, who's who's the backup quarterback for
Speaker 1: the Texans.
Speaker 7: They have a sneaky good quarterback room. They have case Keenum,
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, he's a winner, and they have Davis Mills.
Speaker 6: Okay, Davis Mills had a moment there at Stanford.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, better than Tyson Baguette or whatever is.
Speaker 1: Wait, I thought Davis Mills was from Stanford.
Speaker 8: No, no Texans legend.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I thought he was.
Speaker 1: Okay, there was a moment there a couple of moments. Guy, yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree. Let me see recapping here with bad Larry
Speaker 1: kind of a couple of baseball hits, a couple of misses.
Speaker 1: Shay just hit on one baseball, missed on two. Dylan,
Speaker 1: you did pretty well with your Olympic stuff, at least
Speaker 1: I think you've done. Are these all futures in here?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 6: Yeah, well there's some futures and uh only two or
Speaker 6: no four of that. So Cocoa golf lost and Serbia
Speaker 6: didn't cover. But Nicholas Geston.
Speaker 3: Did he win the canoe slalom?
Speaker 5: The CEE one canoe slalom? Damn those plus three hundred?
Speaker 1: All right, well you called it. Not many people did,
Speaker 1: but you you did.
Speaker 5: I did my homework.
Speaker 1: Uh So Spain to win handball, yep, that hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 1: No China to win table tennis, that happened minus ten fifty.
Speaker 5: Yes, she owes me a unit. Oh okay, we made
Speaker 5: our ten to.
Speaker 1: One bet and you got Shane Lowry to win the
Speaker 1: gold yep.
Speaker 5: I don't think that looks great.
Speaker 1: Uh yes, so Shikari Richardson to win the gold in
Speaker 1: the one hundred, yep, that's minus one eighty.
Speaker 6: And she u Keif of China to win bad Man's
Speaker 6: Golden that's plus two hundred.
Speaker 5: He's looked good.
Speaker 1: Would you rather watch bad mitton or table tennis?
Speaker 6: I would rather watch the take. I think the table
Speaker 6: tennis is cool bad I mean badminton is too. They're
Speaker 6: kind of one and the same, honestly, because you don't
Speaker 6: really know what you're looking at there, like them playing
Speaker 6: ping pong does not look.
Speaker 3: Like Oh.
Speaker 2: Wow, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 5: If back from Tahas you got a little you look good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's speak in Spanish too, I just go back
Speaker 3: from Texas. Yeah, how did you? Motherfucker? Okay, how'd you do?
Speaker 3: We started without you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I heard about that, but that's just because I took
Speaker 1: the vote. I said, Dylan, what do you think you said?
Speaker 1: Yes that Larry said yes, so it's already two to one.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 6: Larry is just saying yes to something else happening, and
Speaker 6: it happened to be at the right time.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, Larry was talking to somebody going yes, I
Speaker 1: go all right.
Speaker 5: He's talking to the dentist. Do you want more teeth?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, Larry's got his not his official new teeth
Speaker 1: for his daughter's wedding. He's got the backups. So it's
Speaker 1: like the Hall of Fame game for your You got
Speaker 1: like the Wooden ones up there.
Speaker 5: George Washington.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got the backup teeth Old.
Speaker 5: Hickory, the second stringers are in.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we recapped from last week. Anything that you
Speaker 1: would like to bring up with the Olympics anything, Uh,
Speaker 1: you're excited about bothering you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, bothering me for sure. Okay, pretty much every one thing.
Speaker 3: One thing, okay, one thing, one thing that's bothering you.
Speaker 3: How are the flights? Were you okay? Getting back with
Speaker 3: all the computer glitchers?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: You know what that happened the day we flew out
Speaker 3: that computer glitch thing. The whole ship went down. The
Speaker 3: day we were flying out every flight before us got canceled,
Speaker 3: all of them, and ours was good to go. Divine
Speaker 3: Providence Danny, No, oh yeah, that's Jesus. Absolutely. God was
Speaker 3: on the wing.
Speaker 2: No, you don't know what you know what it was?
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: They were doing everything they could in Dallas to get
Speaker 1: you out.
Speaker 3: No, he's want to slide into Dallas. They wanted me there.
Speaker 3: It was God. Yeah, And I went to church a
Speaker 3: few times Why are you going to church because I
Speaker 3: want to go to heaven.
Speaker 1: You're not going to heaven.
Speaker 3: I already am. I'm saved, Danny.
Speaker 5: No, there's no fucking shot. You set foot in a church?
Speaker 3: Went twice?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why what do you mean? Why? Because I love Jesus?
Speaker 3: You're going to hell? Your phony? Okay?
Speaker 1: Did you love Jesus when you're with you know, crack Horse?
Speaker 1: And uh I did.
Speaker 3: I'm a layered man, I've got I've got layers of
Speaker 3: this shipcotomy.
Speaker 5: Is actually exclusive.
Speaker 1: And I apologize to the crack Horse.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, Danny, you stay up for three
Speaker 3: days and pretend you don't believe in Jesus. That's the
Speaker 3: only one you're talking to. God.
Speaker 1: Get me the fuck out of here. Okay, so let's reintroduce.
Speaker 1: We have Bad Larry in Jersey. We have Shay and
Speaker 1: Irving here, Dylan is here, Ray the producer, and Marvin
Speaker 1: has to sit and listen to all this as he
Speaker 1: records it.
Speaker 3: That leads us to Betts.
Speaker 1: This week, Bad Larry, I'm going to start with you,
Speaker 1: since you're still the clubhouse leader.
Speaker 4: Not much out there today, Dan, we talked about the Olympics.
Speaker 4: I don't even watch the Olympics. That first week we
Speaker 4: got to get into the track and field and stuff.
Speaker 4: I couldn't care less about badminton or swimming or gymnastics.
Speaker 5: Okay, you gotta watch canoe.
Speaker 1: But the Olympics aren't for you, Larry. They're for your
Speaker 1: wife and your daughter and kids.
Speaker 3: Love that.
Speaker 4: Yes, they actually they actually are watching it. I'm in
Speaker 4: the other room watching. Yes, that's the baseball game.
Speaker 1: I bet on Yes, that's what the Olympics are for.
Speaker 1: Not for hardcore guys, hardcore sports fans. It's for your mom, grandmother, daughter, granddaughter.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 4: Well then then I guess they're having a pretty good.
Speaker 1: They're doing extremely well.
Speaker 6: I've been ripping the Olympics because the opening ceremony that
Speaker 6: was probably love that ship.
Speaker 3: Wait are you not watching? Because no, Danny, I'm a weirdo,
Speaker 3: but I mean, come on, it was obvious what they
Speaker 3: were doing.
Speaker 6: They watched the Last Supper thing with a gun in
Speaker 6: his mouth. He's like, don't do it.
Speaker 3: No, no, I don't give a shit about it. But
Speaker 3: the part that pisses me off is empty and like
Speaker 3: they weren't trying to be controversial, like of course you
Speaker 3: were like, don't intelligence. I don't give a ship. Do
Speaker 3: whatever you want. That's the most French ship I ever
Speaker 3: seen in my life. But don't pretend like, oh, it
Speaker 3: be so offended because it looks just like, God the
Speaker 3: fuck out of here, the dock, gray blue, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: The best part was the do you know what suck means?
Speaker 3: Means? Holy shit?
Speaker 6: The piano player during imagine on the Flake Floating Rock
Speaker 6: almost got lit on fire. Okay, just slow he had
Speaker 6: add like a little PLEXI and it just slowly builds up,
Speaker 6: and I was like, that was.
Speaker 1: Definitely it's all content, all right?
Speaker 3: So bad Layer.
Speaker 1: You got the Texans Bears over under over at thirty.
Speaker 4: One over thirty one, And I want to add a bet.
Speaker 4: I'm not a football game tonight. I'm gonna take Texas.
Speaker 4: She made it out out of Texas. I'm gonna bet
Speaker 4: on them tonight. I'm actually gonna bet on them too.
Speaker 3: I got them, do Layer, good job.
Speaker 4: Okay, Texas minus one one and a half.
Speaker 3: I got this one one oh.
Speaker 1: More. People are like the way I like.
Speaker 4: The way it swung from the Bears to text. So
Speaker 4: I'm gonna take So I want you want you to know
Speaker 4: all these things, Dan, the Guardians minus want fifteen against
Speaker 4: the Orioles. Okay, I want the I want the over
Speaker 4: in the Cards Cubs game seven and a half.
Speaker 3: I believe it was.
Speaker 4: I want the Braves. I know I'm laying like one
Speaker 4: or two hundred, you know, two to one, but the
Speaker 4: Braves over the Marlins and then over the thirty one
Speaker 4: and texted all one unit five one unit.
Speaker 3: Bets okay, uh shay, hey Danny Hey? Uh? Well, uh
Speaker 3: for the football under first half fifteen and a half,
Speaker 3: Houston laying one and a half against the Bombs. One
Speaker 3: is it one? Yeah? It's one now, not bad, it's
Speaker 3: still uh, motherfucking basketball? Or Ray, what the fuck? Where's
Speaker 3: my ship?
Speaker 7: You don't have yourself in there?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I got Olympic basketball five units team USA to win
Speaker 1: the goal to win the gold. Yeah, minus five fifty.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I don't see my golf bets.
Speaker 1: Uh you're bets? Are Sepstraka?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And Jason Day top five, JDA top ten. Yeah, all
Speaker 3: I got is a bears on here way to go?
Speaker 1: Ray, but I mean my shit, okay, but I have it, Okay,
Speaker 1: hit it okay? So Sepstraka top five plus four fifty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have sheet oh you do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's.
Speaker 1: A tactical move, Jja top ten plus five hundred. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I got Olympic basketball five units team USA to win
Speaker 1: the goal.
Speaker 3: That's free money, Danny, minus five fifty, it should be
Speaker 3: minus two thousand. What the fuck are we doing there?
Speaker 1: You're all over the women's soccer team absolutely winning the
Speaker 1: gold plus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a feminization of America Danny.
Speaker 1: Yep, I'm taking Spain. Wow are you yeah? Communists to Jason, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: leftist government runs that country. Also runs Danny's brain. Everybody listening,
Speaker 1: I thought you'd The opening ceremonies were wonderful, exactly.
Speaker 3: Exactly, exactly half fun in hell with no ac.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will be in baseball. No, you want baseball?
Speaker 1: You got Miami in Atlanta over eight and a half. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: and you got the Cardinals versus the Cubs.
Speaker 3: Might just want to fine, that's team in baseball, the Cardinals.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 3: I also want the Mariners to win the World Series
Speaker 3: plus twenty nine hundred. I want a unit on that.
Speaker 3: I love them, Okay, getting nasty. I like that.
Speaker 5: I have them to win the West.
Speaker 3: You already picked them preseason. Yeah, yeah, I fucked that.
Speaker 5: Up, but I feel like it's no one wants to
Speaker 5: fade the Astros.
Speaker 7: Yes, Ray, So Shay, you now have Mets to win
Speaker 7: the World Series up plus five thousand, Phillies to win
Speaker 7: the World Series at plus fifteen hundred, and the Braves
Speaker 7: plus four fifty amazing. That card's great, and Baltimore awesome
Speaker 7: to win the World Series at fourteen hundred, and the
Speaker 7: Cardinals and the Mariners and now the Mariners.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bang, Biscuits, just pick a.
Speaker 2: Free balling all right, ideal?
Speaker 3: What do you have, all right?
Speaker 5: For the Hall of Fame game?
Speaker 6: I immediately wanted to take the Texans, and I realized
Speaker 6: that everyone probably was going to So I taking the
Speaker 6: Bears plus one.
Speaker 1: Okay, but I don't know if that's I mean, you
Speaker 1: don't apply logic. You just say, well, everybody's taking this,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna take the other.
Speaker 5: Here's my logic. Shay and Larry both took the.
Speaker 3: Texans reverse jenks. I I could, all right, fair enough.
Speaker 5: And I'm taking under thirty and a half. I love it.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 1: Total in thirty under thirty and a half or under
Speaker 1: thirty one.
Speaker 5: I mean it's probably been bouncing around.
Speaker 3: I'll take this thirty one. I got fifteen and a
Speaker 3: half on the first.
Speaker 5: Half, the thirty one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, perfect. So I don't know how you
Speaker 1: can have a thirty and a half for you for
Speaker 1: the under and a thirty one for the over for
Speaker 1: everybody else.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: Olympic basketball team USA versus Puerto Rico.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna lay Puerto Rico, poor Rico.
Speaker 1: Lay.
Speaker 3: That's what we call it. Intacted poor Rico. They've barely
Speaker 3: got electricity. Don't tell Mario that he's Italian, isn't he
Speaker 3: think now? His name is Mario.
Speaker 5: He did think so because he's illiterate, But no, it's me.
Speaker 3: No, his name is Maria, Maria like the Virgin Ye.
Speaker 3: But in poor last time you went to puor Rico,
Speaker 3: I never been. It's one of my favorite places in
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 5: Danny, don't you go like watch cockfights?
Speaker 3: Cockfighting was legalized. They fucking Mitch McConnell canceled out in
Speaker 3: the Farm Bill about five years ago. That piece of shit.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: They had cock fighting arenas, really cheap drugs, women everywhere,
Speaker 3: and beaches. It's just perfect. Casinos too perfect. Let's go
Speaker 3: all the food groups for you. It's I got everything
Speaker 3: I need, not coming home hunt. By the way, how's
Speaker 3: the family after the vacation to Texas? They're fine. They
Speaker 3: get spoiled down there. My mama knows I'm such a
Speaker 3: fucking mess that she just takes care of them like
Speaker 3: you know, they're her own, and takes care of the roommate.
Speaker 1: But nothing's wrong with you now.
Speaker 3: No, I'm definitely still I mean, listen to this podcast.
Speaker 3: I exactly normal. No, but you're not like on something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm not drinking. I mean these guys are drinking white claw.
Speaker 3: I mean they're pounding, they're drinking white claw.
Speaker 1: You really struggle. Have you ever just took a taste? No,
Speaker 1: I mean walk by somebody's drink and go Yeah, in
Speaker 1: a bar.
Speaker 3: For sure, Yeah, okay, absolutely like a like a half
Speaker 3: drink beer on a table walking out. Absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 1: Therefore you didn't buy a beer exactly.
Speaker 3: It wasn't me. That's when I was drinking. I would
Speaker 3: do that all the time. You know I'm talking about now. No, Danny,
Speaker 3: if I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it. I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna like cheat. Oh so you never go God,
Speaker 3: I know, but I've planned my relapse, like I know
Speaker 3: exactly when I'm going to do it, or like how
Speaker 3: I'm going to do it when I get that itch.
Speaker 3: I just planted out.
Speaker 1: Are you doing that now?
Speaker 3: No? I ain't playing nothing, but I will.
Speaker 5: We'll plan it for me.
Speaker 3: Well, what if something happens, Danny, where like my brain
Speaker 3: just clicks and says, you should get fucked up? I
Speaker 3: can't say no to that. Yeah you can, no, not
Speaker 3: you don't have my brain. You call me to what?
Speaker 3: Talk me down? Yeah? Okay, why don't you invite me
Speaker 3: over for dinner? Danny? I will? I will? Okay?
Speaker 1: Now am I viting the roommate?
Speaker 3: You said she has to come?
Speaker 1: I would like for her to be there as a
Speaker 1: buffer and the kids. I don't think we need that.
Speaker 7: Either.
Speaker 1: Let's see how we do, amen, Because look, your youngest
Speaker 1: scares me.
Speaker 3: She's tough, the other two delightful. She hit the roommate
Speaker 3: yesterday whom she's three. Yeah, she slapped the roommate on
Speaker 3: the chest, hit her pretty.
Speaker 8: Hard like Rick Flayers slab.
Speaker 3: Yeah pretty much. Yeah, that's a pretty good description it was.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're living a different life than our kids.
Speaker 3: She's most the most violent child I have.
Speaker 8: Because that's one of those you're about to see the
Speaker 8: black side of my grandmother's hands.
Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa Hungrie with that racial stereotype. But I think
Speaker 3: it's more connected to geography. Like I think Yankees never really.
Speaker 3: I think they were the first ones to stop hitting
Speaker 3: their kids, you know what I mean, Like they're the
Speaker 3: most enlightened. They're like, oh, we shouldn't use or coups.
Speaker 3: But in the Southrener and no, not like Brenner, but like,
Speaker 3: you know, you you didn't hit your kids. I mean
Speaker 3: like north of the Mason. I was like, my grandmother
Speaker 3: from from the South, That's what I mean. That's what
Speaker 3: I mean. I'm from Ohio. Yeah, that's north of the
Speaker 3: Mason Dixon. I think that was that was a free state.
Speaker 3: I think it's generational. But you didn't hit your kids,
Speaker 3: not that I know of. My parents hit the ship
Speaker 3: out of us.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we used to. My mom said,
Speaker 1: pick uh pick a switch. No, no, we could have
Speaker 1: the switch, or we could have a belt. It was
Speaker 1: a thin belt, and I took the switch every time. No,
Speaker 1: I had to switch it up. I was like Goodwill hunting.
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, I think she wants to use
Speaker 1: the belt on.
Speaker 8: Me, raising that too, because Rai's got old parents.
Speaker 3: Your parents beat you.
Speaker 7: No, But if I, if I fucked up really bad,
Speaker 7: I would have to face some punishments.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I get whacked a couple of times, But
Speaker 5: you can't say.
Speaker 2: I got boxed.
Speaker 5: I got wooked you No, never.
Speaker 3: My dad never ever, she would lay it out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she worked that ship.
Speaker 5: Out around a little bit.
Speaker 3: Right after they made you chicken pacada.
Speaker 1: I'm going to make you some warm milk, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to slap you around some French. How about you,
Speaker 1: bad Larry? Did you face a corporal punishment?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think though there were were There's no where you
Speaker 4: weren't getting hit to be hurt. You were more disappointed. Sure,
Speaker 4: memories are like, oh yeah I got hit by the belt.
Speaker 4: You got slapped on the butt with the belt more
Speaker 4: than the yelling. That guy you crying as opposed to
Speaker 4: the belt.
Speaker 1: No, no, the belt hurts the belt.
Speaker 4: Parent you know, No parent, no parent I know, wanted
Speaker 4: to hurt their kids with the belt. Could he did something?
Speaker 4: He kid me? I did have soap in my mouth
Speaker 4: for language. Once in a while, you'd be blowing bubbles.
Speaker 3: You probably got a cousin named Bubbles. Uh no, no.
Speaker 1: I think now if you give like a little pat
Speaker 1: on the rear end, you know, to you know, young baby,
Speaker 1: then the message.
Speaker 5: No no, it's like he's not gonna say anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, uh yeah, but like it was just
Speaker 1: part of life back then.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think it's just a it's just a changing times thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know why they did it to us
Speaker 3: to be I think they deserve.
Speaker 5: I think that's that's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I don't know if anybody deserves to be
Speaker 1: spanked or beaten.
Speaker 3: I did. Okay, I was a mess.
Speaker 8: I know where it came. I know where it came from.
Speaker 8: But I'll tell you guys, off mic, what.
Speaker 3: About off the No, No, we're not going yeah.
Speaker 5: The Quran actually correct the Quran.
Speaker 3: Wow, funny how they didn't mock the opening seriace Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know, how would that have gone? I didn't want
Speaker 3: to get No, we're not doing that, not bringing that up?
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: No, I'm going to edit that out right. The Olympic
Speaker 1: basketball team USA minus thirty three of our Puerto Rico Yes.
Speaker 6: Dan, And I'm going to hedge that with my Axis
Speaker 6: powers parlay Japan plus two against Brazil, Germany minus four
Speaker 6: against France, and then I'm going to lump Spain in
Speaker 6: uh plus nine against Canada. When Spain was at yeah, back,
Speaker 6: you would have love you and Frank I would have
Speaker 6: been boys.
Speaker 1: Plus six hundred. Uh you have Olympic golf.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna take Nelly Corda to win gold plus
Speaker 6: five hundred. Have your favorite and uh handball this weekend.
Speaker 6: Then I'm going to take Spain against Germany moneyline plus
Speaker 6: one twenty five.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: I actually love watching the handball. Okay, that's fun. I
Speaker 5: like the team handball. It's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, Well, it's like.
Speaker 6: Half of the Olympics is just like things you played
Speaker 6: in gym class in high school.
Speaker 1: That didn't really have a name. They just said all sports.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Uh So, Shane Irving podcast is coming.
Speaker 3: Did one last night, okay, and it was fantastic.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you might have gone off on the
Speaker 1: opening ceremony.
Speaker 3: No no, I went off on neo cons and the
Speaker 3: false pretense of spreading democracy throughout the country. Oh and
Speaker 3: we started a dynasty league for NCAA football. You should
Speaker 3: mention that, well you just did. Yeah, plug it for
Speaker 3: yourself though, like, hey, join the dynasty. Why why because
Speaker 3: it'll help me. What is the dynasty? It's for football,
Speaker 3: college football games. The nerds play games, and then we
Speaker 3: bet on it. Okay, yeah, we're going to set lines.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh yeah, yeah, I'm into that.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, Thanks for the plug, Danny that You're welcome,
Speaker 1: Shaye at Irving wherever you get your podcast, bad Larry
Speaker 1: anything we need to know.
Speaker 4: Say whenever you're ready to fall off the wagon, the
Speaker 4: Parker House has been looking for you.
Speaker 3: Thanks, I appreciate.
Speaker 4: I think I'm heading there for night. I think I
Speaker 4: know I'm heading there. Dan the five on five tournam.
Speaker 3: It's this weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: I Noel's been trying to drag you down for fifteen years.
Speaker 1: Longer than that that these guys know, I know, down
Speaker 1: at the Jersey Shore and all these guys come back
Speaker 1: from college and they sit around and tell these boring
Speaker 1: us stories about how fucking great they were, and I'm like, no, no.
Speaker 4: No, no, Dan's the people in Boston still try and
Speaker 4: win this. They come down, they come down. There'll be
Speaker 4: kids I've never seen before. I'm not playing, nobody's playing.
Speaker 5: None of us play anymore in basketball.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's all basketball, run out rebounds. It's just
Speaker 4: eight teams and it's unbelievable hoop. And then then we
Speaker 4: go to b A and drink and have a little fun.
Speaker 4: It's a nice weekend. I don't know how I am.
Speaker 4: I tell my kids are gonna miss him for a day.
Speaker 1: If Shaye is going to, you know, fall off the wagon,
Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna be with you in Seagret,
Speaker 1: New Jersey.
Speaker 3: No, that would take me way too long to score drugs.
Speaker 1: I mean, can't you fall off the wagon and just
Speaker 1: have something to drink?
Speaker 3: I mean I could, but I'd be boring. If I'm
Speaker 3: gonna hit it, Danny, I'm gonna hit a hard Okay,
Speaker 3: We're gonna get weird. It'll be a whole weekend. No,
Speaker 3: you're not doing that anymore. No, roommateal schedule emergency session
Speaker 3: again with the marriage therapist. See that motherfucker. That works
Speaker 3: every time, every time.
Speaker 1: But anytime, you know, if you guys would like to, don't.
Speaker 4: We don't need to fall off the wagon.
Speaker 1: Bo You know what, Dylan, that sounds like something that
Speaker 1: you and your girlfriend would go down for road trip
Speaker 1: down to.
Speaker 5: Seagret, Jersey.
Speaker 1: I mean it's very nice, very nice place, and the
Speaker 1: Parker House is really nice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've I've I've only been to Long Beach Island
Speaker 5: on the Jersey.
Speaker 3: Shore, of course. You have you fancy motherfucker.
Speaker 5: Yeah that New Jersey.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so much better than LBI.
Speaker 1: Did you have an O pair growing up as well
Speaker 1: like Ray?
Speaker 3: Did?
Speaker 5: No? Now, just my mom. Okay, they're too cheap to
Speaker 5: shut out for the other.
Speaker 3: Funny how that works.
Speaker 1: Uh so, so all right, so Larry is going to
Speaker 1: be entertaining down there Jersey Shore, uh dying anything you need?
Speaker 5: And now Dan sums it up and watch some handball
Speaker 5: this week out.
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, and we're glad to have you back.
Speaker 3: Shy. All the Chinese athletes are cheaters, they're all doping.
Speaker 3: Don't believe any of the metal ceremonies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know, it's actually interesting watching China play
Speaker 5: North Korea.
Speaker 3: What are we doing? Did you see the swimmer yesterday
Speaker 3: beat his own world record and everybody else by a second?
Speaker 3: Did you'll see that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay. Nineteen athletes in the last couple of years from
Speaker 3: China have tested positive for performance enhancing DRIs.
Speaker 1: Why are we letting them in.
Speaker 3: I agree, Danny, I agree we should shut it down.
Speaker 1: You know why we're letting them in because they're China,
Speaker 1: because they spend a ton of money on pre Olympics.
Speaker 3: Exactly, totally agree.
Speaker 1: All right, we have solved absolutely nothing. Once again, we
Speaker 1: were successful. Thanks for joining us on this program. I
Speaker 1: hope you have a wonderful weekend for bad Larry and
Speaker 1: his new teeth, Dylan Ray, the producer, Marvin and of
Speaker 1: course Shay and Irving. We'll talk to you next week
Speaker 1: on Dan Patrick Takes Again.