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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.

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Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a

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Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.

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Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.

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Speaker 3: It's easy to have a scapegoat.

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Speaker 2: And now joined by bad Larry Shay and Irving and

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Speaker 2: Dylan the graphics guy.

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Speaker 1: I have friends.

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Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick, Larry.

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Speaker 1: We haven't seen Shay, so we're going to get started.

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Speaker 1: So he's no problem being unprofessional and I know you're

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Speaker 1: being professional.

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Speaker 3: How are the new teeth perfect?

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Speaker 4: The Permanence go in? This is? That was my second

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Speaker 4: trip down the Permanent's go in on the fifteenth, I.

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Speaker 5: Believe was this a full set? Larry up to tops?

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Speaker 3: Just tops? Okay?

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Speaker 1: But are you finding that you're smiling more?

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Speaker 4: No? I laugh all day, Dan, well.

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Speaker 1: And trust no, trust me, we're laughing at you too.

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Speaker 5: And your dentist is he goes to the bank.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we got a big I gotta put the seatbelt on.

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Speaker 4: We got a big everyone's in town, Dan. I don't

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Speaker 4: know why, but MB was supposed to retire August first,

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Speaker 1: Mb is Larry's wife Mary Mary Beth. So she was

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Speaker 1: a nurse for many, many, long, long time.

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Speaker 5: But you said supposed to retire today, she is retiring.

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Speaker 4: She retired July first. In said August first. But the

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Speaker 4: kids had planned a bunch of stuff.

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Speaker 1: So they're all here recapping. Dan Patrick takes a gamble bad.

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Speaker 1: Larry plus twenty two units on the season, lost one

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Speaker 1: unit last week, Shay minus two and a half. He

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Speaker 1: lost one unit, and Dyl is you're calling your way back.

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Speaker 1: You won two units last week? Is that right? Everybody's

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Speaker 1: math good?

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Speaker 4: Perfect?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Marvin is here, pretty, Surrey is here, Dylan's here,

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Speaker 1: yours truly, and then we'll see if Shay shows up.

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Speaker 5: And he's probably hiding a body in like Galveston or something.

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Speaker 1: You think, no, he's back from Texas. I think allegedly.

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Speaker 5: Allegedly that's called an alibi.

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Speaker 1: Dan, is there anything any Olympic topics that you guys

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Speaker 1: would like to talk about or recap you You had

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Speaker 1: the send River athlete puked after the race.

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Speaker 6: I've been very obviously you've talked about on the show.

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Speaker 6: But I've been very dialed in on that story because

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Speaker 6: the whole thing is ridiculous that they even like they

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Speaker 6: did surfing in Tahiti, they couldn't have found a different

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Speaker 3: I would have thought you could have maybe just used

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Speaker 6: Yeah, right, Like it's just a distance thing, So just

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Speaker 1: Yeah, couldn't you have one swimmer at one end and

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Speaker 6: The lanes out or like the lanemarker things and just yeah,

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Speaker 1: It feels like an inexact science anyway, So just throw

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Speaker 6: I did always think that was funny about triathlons, that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't look like it's fun. That looks like

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Speaker 5: Chafing, chafing everyone. But it's so you don't drown, which

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Speaker 5: I learned after the fact. Oh because like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, uh Football's back Hall of Fame game coming

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Speaker 1: up tonight. The spread, by the way, went from Bears

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Speaker 5: Well Vegas didn't. It's not like they thought he was

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Speaker 4: Yeah, big move?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why why do you think that is?

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Speaker 4: Larry, I have no idea preseason. I'm betting the over

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Speaker 4: I went back and forth, I wasn't gonna bet it,

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Speaker 1: I think the over is like thirty one.

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Speaker 3: Is that right?

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Speaker 7: They have a sneaky good quarterback room. They have case Keenum,

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, he's a winner, and they have Davis Mills.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Davis Mills had a moment there at Stanford.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, better than Tyson Baguette or whatever is.

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Speaker 8: No, no Texans legend.

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Speaker 1: Okay, there was a moment there a couple of moments. Guy, yeah,

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Speaker 1: kind of a couple of baseball hits, a couple of misses.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well there's some futures and uh only two or

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Speaker 6: no four of that. So Cocoa golf lost and Serbia

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Speaker 5: The CEE one canoe slalom? Damn those plus three hundred?

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Speaker 1: All right, well you called it. Not many people did,

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Speaker 5: I did my homework.

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Speaker 1: Uh So Spain to win handball, yep, that hasn't happened yet.

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Speaker 1: No China to win table tennis, that happened minus ten fifty.

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Speaker 5: Yes, she owes me a unit. Oh okay, we made

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Speaker 5: I don't think that looks great.

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Speaker 1: Uh yes, so Shikari Richardson to win the gold in

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Speaker 6: And she u Keif of China to win bad Man's

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Speaker 5: He's looked good.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather watch bad mitton or table tennis?

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Speaker 6: I would rather watch the take. I think the table

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Speaker 6: tennis is cool bad I mean badminton is too. They're

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Speaker 6: ping pong does not look.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I don't I don't know.

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Speaker 5: If back from Tahas you got a little you look good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's speak in Spanish too, I just go back

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Speaker 3: from Texas. Yeah, how did you? Motherfucker? Okay, how'd you do?

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Speaker 3: We started without you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I heard about that, but that's just because I took

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Speaker 1: the vote. I said, Dylan, what do you think you said?

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Speaker 1: Yes that Larry said yes, so it's already two to one.

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Speaker 6: Larry is just saying yes to something else happening, and

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Speaker 6: it happened to be at the right time.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, Larry was talking to somebody going yes, I

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Speaker 5: He's talking to the dentist. Do you want more teeth?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, Larry's got his not his official new teeth

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Speaker 1: for his daughter's wedding. He's got the backups. So it's

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Speaker 5: George Washington.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got the backup teeth Old.

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Speaker 5: Hickory, the second stringers are in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So we recapped from last week. Anything that you

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Speaker 1: you're excited about bothering you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bothering me for sure. Okay, pretty much every one thing.

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Speaker 3: One thing, okay, one thing, one thing that's bothering you.

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Speaker 3: How are the flights? Were you okay? Getting back with

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Speaker 3: all the computer glitchers?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: You know what that happened the day we flew out

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Speaker 3: that computer glitch thing. The whole ship went down. The

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Speaker 3: all of them, and ours was good to go. Divine

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Speaker 3: Providence Danny, No, oh yeah, that's Jesus. Absolutely. God was

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Speaker 2: No, you don't know what you know what it was?

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Speaker 3: It was.

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Speaker 1: They were doing everything they could in Dallas to get

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Speaker 3: No, he's want to slide into Dallas. They wanted me there.

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Speaker 3: It was God. Yeah, And I went to church a

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Speaker 3: few times Why are you going to church because I

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Speaker 3: want to go to heaven.

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Speaker 1: You're not going to heaven.

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Speaker 3: I already am. I'm saved, Danny.

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Speaker 5: No, there's no fucking shot. You set foot in a church?

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Speaker 3: Went twice?

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Speaker 5: Really?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Why what do you mean? Why? Because I love Jesus?

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Speaker 3: You're going to hell? Your phony? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Did you love Jesus when you're with you know, crack Horse?

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Speaker 1: And uh I did.

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Speaker 3: I'm a layered man, I've got I've got layers of

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Speaker 3: this shipcotomy.

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Speaker 5: Is actually exclusive.

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Speaker 1: And I apologize to the crack Horse.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, Danny, you stay up for three

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Speaker 3: days and pretend you don't believe in Jesus. That's the

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Speaker 3: only one you're talking to. God.

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Speaker 1: Get me the fuck out of here. Okay, so let's reintroduce.

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Speaker 1: We have Bad Larry in Jersey. We have Shay and

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Speaker 1: Irving here, Dylan is here, Ray the producer, and Marvin

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Speaker 1: records it.

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Speaker 3: That leads us to Betts.

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Speaker 1: This week, Bad Larry, I'm going to start with you,

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Speaker 1: since you're still the clubhouse leader.

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Speaker 4: Not much out there today, Dan, we talked about the Olympics.

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Speaker 4: I don't even watch the Olympics. That first week we

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Speaker 4: got to get into the track and field and stuff.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't care less about badminton or swimming or gymnastics.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you gotta watch canoe.

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Speaker 1: But the Olympics aren't for you, Larry. They're for your

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Speaker 1: wife and your daughter and kids.

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Speaker 3: Love that.

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Speaker 4: Yes, they actually they actually are watching it. I'm in

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Speaker 4: the other room watching. Yes, that's the baseball game.

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Speaker 1: I bet on Yes, that's what the Olympics are for.

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Speaker 1: Not for hardcore guys, hardcore sports fans. It's for your mom, grandmother, daughter, granddaughter.

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Speaker 1: That's okay.

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Speaker 4: Well then then I guess they're having a pretty good.

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Speaker 1: They're doing extremely well.

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Speaker 6: I've been ripping the Olympics because the opening ceremony that

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Speaker 6: was probably love that ship.

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Speaker 3: Wait are you not watching? Because no, Danny, I'm a weirdo,

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Speaker 3: but I mean, come on, it was obvious what they

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Speaker 3: were doing.

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Speaker 6: They watched the Last Supper thing with a gun in

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Speaker 6: his mouth. He's like, don't do it.

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Speaker 3: No, no, I don't give a shit about it. But

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Speaker 3: the part that pisses me off is empty and like

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Speaker 3: they weren't trying to be controversial, like of course you

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Speaker 3: were like, don't intelligence. I don't give a ship. Do

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Speaker 3: whatever you want. That's the most French ship I ever

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Speaker 3: seen in my life. But don't pretend like, oh, it

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Speaker 3: be so offended because it looks just like, God the

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Speaker 3: fuck out of here, the dock, gray blue, motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: The best part was the do you know what suck means?

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Speaker 3: Means? Holy shit?

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Speaker 6: The piano player during imagine on the Flake Floating Rock

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Speaker 6: almost got lit on fire. Okay, just slow he had

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Speaker 6: add like a little PLEXI and it just slowly builds up,

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Speaker 6: and I was like, that was.

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Speaker 1: Definitely it's all content, all right?

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Speaker 3: So bad Layer.

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Speaker 1: You got the Texans Bears over under over at thirty.

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Speaker 4: One over thirty one, And I want to add a bet.

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Speaker 4: I'm not a football game tonight. I'm gonna take Texas.

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Speaker 4: She made it out out of Texas. I'm gonna bet

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Speaker 4: on them tonight. I'm actually gonna bet on them too.

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Speaker 3: I got them, do Layer, good job.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Texas minus one one and a half.

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Speaker 3: I got this one one oh.

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Speaker 1: More. People are like the way I like.

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Speaker 4: The way it swung from the Bears to text. So

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna take So I want you want you to know

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Speaker 4: all these things, Dan, the Guardians minus want fifteen against

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Speaker 4: the Orioles. Okay, I want the I want the over

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Speaker 4: in the Cards Cubs game seven and a half.

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Speaker 3: I believe it was.

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Speaker 4: I want the Braves. I know I'm laying like one

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Speaker 4: or two hundred, you know, two to one, but the

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Speaker 4: Braves over the Marlins and then over the thirty one

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Speaker 4: and texted all one unit five one unit.

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Speaker 3: Bets okay, uh shay, hey Danny Hey? Uh? Well, uh

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Speaker 3: for the football under first half fifteen and a half,

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Speaker 3: Houston laying one and a half against the Bombs. One

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Speaker 3: is it one? Yeah? It's one now, not bad, it's

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Speaker 3: still uh, motherfucking basketball? Or Ray, what the fuck? Where's

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Speaker 3: my ship?

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Speaker 7: You don't have yourself in there?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: I got Olympic basketball five units team USA to win

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Speaker 1: the goal to win the gold. Yeah, minus five fifty.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I don't see my golf bets.

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Speaker 1: Uh you're bets? Are Sepstraka?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And Jason Day top five, JDA top ten. Yeah, all

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Speaker 3: I got is a bears on here way to go?

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Speaker 1: Ray, but I mean my shit, okay, but I have it, Okay,

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Speaker 1: hit it okay? So Sepstraka top five plus four fifty.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I have sheet oh you do?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's.

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Speaker 1: A tactical move, Jja top ten plus five hundred. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: I got Olympic basketball five units team USA to win

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Speaker 1: the goal.

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Speaker 3: That's free money, Danny, minus five fifty, it should be

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Speaker 3: minus two thousand. What the fuck are we doing there?

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Speaker 1: You're all over the women's soccer team absolutely winning the

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Speaker 1: gold plus.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a feminization of America Danny.

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Speaker 1: Yep, I'm taking Spain. Wow are you yeah? Communists to Jason, yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: leftist government runs that country. Also runs Danny's brain. Everybody listening,

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Speaker 1: I thought you'd The opening ceremonies were wonderful, exactly.

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Speaker 3: Exactly, exactly half fun in hell with no ac.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I will be in baseball. No, you want baseball?

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Speaker 1: You got Miami in Atlanta over eight and a half. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: and you got the Cardinals versus the Cubs.

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Speaker 3: Might just want to fine, that's team in baseball, the Cardinals.

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Speaker 8: No.

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Speaker 3: I also want the Mariners to win the World Series

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Speaker 3: plus twenty nine hundred. I want a unit on that.

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Speaker 3: I love them, Okay, getting nasty. I like that.

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Speaker 5: I have them to win the West.

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Speaker 3: You already picked them preseason. Yeah, yeah, I fucked that.

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Speaker 5: Up, but I feel like it's no one wants to

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Speaker 5: fade the Astros.

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Speaker 7: Yes, Ray, So Shay, you now have Mets to win

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Speaker 7: the World Series up plus five thousand, Phillies to win

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Speaker 7: the World Series at plus fifteen hundred, and the Braves

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Speaker 7: plus four fifty amazing. That card's great, and Baltimore awesome

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Speaker 7: to win the World Series at fourteen hundred, and the

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Speaker 7: Cardinals and the Mariners and now the Mariners.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bang, Biscuits, just pick a.

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Speaker 2: Free balling all right, ideal?

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Speaker 3: What do you have, all right?

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Speaker 5: For the Hall of Fame game?

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Speaker 6: I immediately wanted to take the Texans, and I realized

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Speaker 6: that everyone probably was going to So I taking the

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Speaker 6: Bears plus one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but I don't know if that's I mean, you

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Speaker 1: don't apply logic. You just say, well, everybody's taking this,

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Speaker 1: so I'm gonna take the other.

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Speaker 5: Here's my logic. Shay and Larry both took the.

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Speaker 3: Texans reverse jenks. I I could, all right, fair enough.

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Speaker 5: And I'm taking under thirty and a half. I love it.

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Speaker 5: I love it.

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Speaker 1: Total in thirty under thirty and a half or under

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Speaker 1: thirty one.

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Speaker 5: I mean it's probably been bouncing around.

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Speaker 3: I'll take this thirty one. I got fifteen and a

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Speaker 3: half on the first.

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Speaker 5: Half, the thirty one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, perfect. So I don't know how you

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Speaker 1: can have a thirty and a half for you for

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Speaker 1: the under and a thirty one for the over for

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Speaker 1: everybody else.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 1: Olympic basketball team USA versus Puerto Rico.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna lay Puerto Rico, poor Rico.

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Speaker 1: Lay.

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Speaker 3: That's what we call it. Intacted poor Rico. They've barely

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Speaker 3: got electricity. Don't tell Mario that he's Italian, isn't he

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Speaker 3: think now? His name is Mario.

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Speaker 5: He did think so because he's illiterate, But no, it's me.

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Speaker 3: No, his name is Maria, Maria like the Virgin Ye.

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Speaker 3: But in poor last time you went to puor Rico,

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Speaker 3: I never been. It's one of my favorite places in

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Speaker 5: Danny, don't you go like watch cockfights?

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Speaker 3: Cockfighting was legalized. They fucking Mitch McConnell canceled out in

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Speaker 3: the Farm Bill about five years ago. That piece of shit.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: They had cock fighting arenas, really cheap drugs, women everywhere,

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Speaker 3: and beaches. It's just perfect. Casinos too perfect. Let's go

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Speaker 3: all the food groups for you. It's I got everything

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Speaker 3: I need, not coming home hunt. By the way, how's

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Speaker 3: the family after the vacation to Texas? They're fine. They

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Speaker 3: get spoiled down there. My mama knows I'm such a

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Speaker 3: fucking mess that she just takes care of them like

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Speaker 3: you know, they're her own, and takes care of the roommate.

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Speaker 1: But nothing's wrong with you now.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm definitely still I mean, listen to this podcast.

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Speaker 3: I exactly normal. No, but you're not like on something. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm not drinking. I mean these guys are drinking white claw.

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Speaker 3: I mean they're pounding, they're drinking white claw.

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Speaker 1: You really struggle. Have you ever just took a taste? No,

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Speaker 1: I mean walk by somebody's drink and go Yeah, in

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Speaker 1: a bar.

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Speaker 3: For sure, Yeah, okay, absolutely like a like a half

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Speaker 3: drink beer on a table walking out. Absolutely absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Therefore you didn't buy a beer exactly.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't me. That's when I was drinking. I would

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Speaker 3: do that all the time. You know I'm talking about now. No, Danny,

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Speaker 3: if I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it. I'm

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Speaker 3: not gonna like cheat. Oh so you never go God,

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Speaker 3: I know, but I've planned my relapse, like I know

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Speaker 3: exactly when I'm going to do it, or like how

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Speaker 3: I'm going to do it when I get that itch.

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Speaker 3: I just planted out.

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Speaker 1: Are you doing that now?

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Speaker 3: No? I ain't playing nothing, but I will.

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Speaker 5: We'll plan it for me.

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Speaker 3: Well, what if something happens, Danny, where like my brain

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Speaker 3: just clicks and says, you should get fucked up? I

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Speaker 3: can't say no to that. Yeah you can, no, not

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Speaker 3: you don't have my brain. You call me to what?

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Speaker 3: Talk me down? Yeah? Okay, why don't you invite me

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Speaker 3: over for dinner? Danny? I will? I will? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Now am I viting the roommate?

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Speaker 3: You said she has to come?

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Speaker 1: I would like for her to be there as a

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Speaker 1: buffer and the kids. I don't think we need that.

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Speaker 7: Either.

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Speaker 1: Let's see how we do, amen, Because look, your youngest

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Speaker 1: scares me.

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Speaker 3: She's tough, the other two delightful. She hit the roommate

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Speaker 3: yesterday whom she's three. Yeah, she slapped the roommate on

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Speaker 3: the chest, hit her pretty.

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Speaker 8: Hard like Rick Flayers slab.

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Speaker 3: Yeah pretty much. Yeah, that's a pretty good description it was.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we're living a different life than our kids.

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Speaker 3: She's most the most violent child I have.

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Speaker 8: Because that's one of those you're about to see the

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Speaker 8: black side of my grandmother's hands.

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Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa Hungrie with that racial stereotype. But I think

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Speaker 3: it's more connected to geography. Like I think Yankees never really.

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Speaker 3: I think they were the first ones to stop hitting

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Speaker 3: their kids, you know what I mean, Like they're the

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Speaker 3: most enlightened. They're like, oh, we shouldn't use or coups.

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Speaker 3: But in the Southrener and no, not like Brenner, but like,

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Speaker 3: you know, you you didn't hit your kids. I mean

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Speaker 3: like north of the Mason. I was like, my grandmother

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Speaker 3: from from the South, That's what I mean. That's what

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Speaker 3: I mean. I'm from Ohio. Yeah, that's north of the

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Speaker 3: Mason Dixon. I think that was that was a free state.

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Speaker 3: I think it's generational. But you didn't hit your kids,

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Speaker 3: not that I know of. My parents hit the ship

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Speaker 3: out of us.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we used to. My mom said,

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Speaker 1: the switch, or we could have a belt. It was

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Speaker 1: a thin belt, and I took the switch every time. No,

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Speaker 1: I had to switch it up. I was like Goodwill hunting.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, I think she wants to use

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Speaker 1: the belt on.

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Speaker 8: Me, raising that too, because Rai's got old parents.

446
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Speaker 3: Your parents beat you.

447
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Speaker 7: No, But if I, if I fucked up really bad,

448
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Speaker 7: I would have to face some punishments.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I get whacked a couple of times, But

450
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Speaker 5: you can't say.

451
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Speaker 2: I got boxed.

452
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Speaker 5: I got wooked you No, never.

453
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Speaker 3: My dad never ever, she would lay it out. Yeah,

454
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Speaker 3: she worked that ship.

455
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Speaker 5: Out around a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Right after they made you chicken pacada.

457
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Speaker 1: I'm going to make you some warm milk, and I'm

458
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Speaker 1: going to slap you around some French. How about you,

459
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Speaker 1: bad Larry? Did you face a corporal punishment?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I think though there were were There's no where you

462
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Speaker 4: weren't getting hit to be hurt. You were more disappointed. Sure,

463
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Speaker 4: memories are like, oh yeah I got hit by the belt.

464
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Speaker 4: You got slapped on the butt with the belt more

465
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Speaker 4: than the yelling. That guy you crying as opposed to

466
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Speaker 4: the belt.

467
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Speaker 1: No, no, the belt hurts the belt.

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Speaker 4: Parent you know, No parent, no parent I know, wanted

469
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Speaker 4: to hurt their kids with the belt. Could he did something?

470
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Speaker 4: He kid me? I did have soap in my mouth

471
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Speaker 4: for language. Once in a while, you'd be blowing bubbles.

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Speaker 3: You probably got a cousin named Bubbles. Uh no, no.

473
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Speaker 1: I think now if you give like a little pat

474
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Speaker 1: on the rear end, you know, to you know, young baby,

475
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Speaker 1: then the message.

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Speaker 5: No no, it's like he's not gonna say anything.

477
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, uh yeah, but like it was just

478
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Speaker 1: part of life back then.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I think it's just a it's just a changing times thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know why they did it to us

482
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Speaker 3: to be I think they deserve.

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Speaker 5: I think that's that's.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But I don't know if anybody deserves to be

485
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Speaker 1: spanked or beaten.

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Speaker 3: I did. Okay, I was a mess.

487
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Speaker 8: I know where it came. I know where it came from.

488
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Speaker 8: But I'll tell you guys, off mic, what.

489
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Speaker 3: About off the No, No, we're not going yeah.

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Speaker 5: The Quran actually correct the Quran.

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Speaker 3: Wow, funny how they didn't mock the opening seriace Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I know, how would that have gone? I didn't want

493
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Speaker 3: to get No, we're not doing that, not bringing that up?

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Speaker 3: What are you doing?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm going to edit that out right. The Olympic

497
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Speaker 1: basketball team USA minus thirty three of our Puerto Rico Yes.

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Speaker 6: Dan, And I'm going to hedge that with my Axis

499
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Speaker 6: powers parlay Japan plus two against Brazil, Germany minus four

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Speaker 6: against France, and then I'm going to lump Spain in

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Speaker 6: uh plus nine against Canada. When Spain was at yeah, back,

502
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Speaker 6: you would have love you and Frank I would have

503
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Speaker 6: been boys.

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Speaker 1: Plus six hundred. Uh you have Olympic golf.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna take Nelly Corda to win gold plus

506
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Speaker 6: five hundred. Have your favorite and uh handball this weekend.

507
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Speaker 6: Then I'm going to take Spain against Germany moneyline plus

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Speaker 6: one twenty five.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 5: I actually love watching the handball. Okay, that's fun. I

511
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Speaker 5: like the team handball. It's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, Well, it's like.

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Speaker 6: Half of the Olympics is just like things you played

514
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Speaker 6: in gym class in high school.

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Speaker 1: That didn't really have a name. They just said all sports.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Uh So, Shane Irving podcast is coming.

518
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Speaker 3: Did one last night, okay, and it was fantastic.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you might have gone off on the

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Speaker 1: opening ceremony.

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Speaker 3: No no, I went off on neo cons and the

522
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Speaker 3: false pretense of spreading democracy throughout the country. Oh and

523
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Speaker 3: we started a dynasty league for NCAA football. You should

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Speaker 3: mention that, well you just did. Yeah, plug it for

525
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Speaker 3: yourself though, like, hey, join the dynasty. Why why because

526
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Speaker 3: it'll help me. What is the dynasty? It's for football,

527
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 3: college football games. The nerds play games, and then we

528
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Speaker 3: bet on it. Okay, yeah, we're going to set lines.

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Speaker 5: Okay, oh yeah, yeah, I'm into that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, great, Thanks for the plug, Danny that You're welcome,

531
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Speaker 1: Shaye at Irving wherever you get your podcast, bad Larry

532
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,120
Speaker 1: anything we need to know.

533
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 4: Say whenever you're ready to fall off the wagon, the

534
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 4: Parker House has been looking for you.

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Speaker 3: Thanks, I appreciate.

536
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Speaker 4: I think I'm heading there for night. I think I

537
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Speaker 4: know I'm heading there. Dan the five on five tournam.

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Speaker 3: It's this weekend.

539
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.

540
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 4: I Noel's been trying to drag you down for fifteen years.

541
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 1: Longer than that that these guys know, I know, down

542
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Speaker 1: at the Jersey Shore and all these guys come back

543
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Speaker 1: from college and they sit around and tell these boring

544
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Speaker 1: us stories about how fucking great they were, and I'm like, no, no.

545
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Speaker 4: No, no, Dan's the people in Boston still try and

546
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,399
Speaker 4: win this. They come down, they come down. There'll be

547
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Speaker 4: kids I've never seen before. I'm not playing, nobody's playing.

548
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Speaker 5: None of us play anymore in basketball.

549
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's all basketball, run out rebounds. It's just

550
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Speaker 4: eight teams and it's unbelievable hoop. And then then we

551
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Speaker 4: go to b A and drink and have a little fun.

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Speaker 4: It's a nice weekend. I don't know how I am.

553
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 4: I tell my kids are gonna miss him for a day.

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Speaker 1: If Shaye is going to, you know, fall off the wagon,

555
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Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna be with you in Seagret,

556
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Speaker 1: New Jersey.

557
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 3: No, that would take me way too long to score drugs.

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Speaker 1: I mean, can't you fall off the wagon and just

559
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 1: have something to drink?

560
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Speaker 3: I mean I could, but I'd be boring. If I'm

561
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Speaker 3: gonna hit it, Danny, I'm gonna hit a hard Okay,

562
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Speaker 3: We're gonna get weird. It'll be a whole weekend. No,

563
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 3: you're not doing that anymore. No, roommateal schedule emergency session

564
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,680
Speaker 3: again with the marriage therapist. See that motherfucker. That works

565
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 3: every time, every time.

566
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Speaker 1: But anytime, you know, if you guys would like to, don't.

567
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Speaker 4: We don't need to fall off the wagon.

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Speaker 1: Bo You know what, Dylan, that sounds like something that

569
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Speaker 1: you and your girlfriend would go down for road trip

570
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Speaker 1: down to.

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Speaker 5: Seagret, Jersey.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's very nice, very nice place, and the

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Speaker 1: Parker House is really nice.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've I've I've only been to Long Beach Island

575
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Speaker 5: on the Jersey.

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Speaker 3: Shore, of course. You have you fancy motherfucker.

577
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 5: Yeah that New Jersey.

578
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, so much better than LBI.

579
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Speaker 1: Did you have an O pair growing up as well

580
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 1: like Ray?

581
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 3: Did?

582
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 5: No? Now, just my mom. Okay, they're too cheap to

583
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 5: shut out for the other.

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00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 3: Funny how that works.

585
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 1: Uh so, so all right, so Larry is going to

586
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Speaker 1: be entertaining down there Jersey Shore, uh dying anything you need?

587
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 5: And now Dan sums it up and watch some handball

588
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 5: this week out.

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00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, and we're glad to have you back.

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Speaker 3: Shy. All the Chinese athletes are cheaters, they're all doping.

591
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,679
Speaker 3: Don't believe any of the metal ceremonies.

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00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know, it's actually interesting watching China play

593
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Speaker 5: North Korea.

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00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 3: What are we doing? Did you see the swimmer yesterday

595
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 3: beat his own world record and everybody else by a second?

596
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 3: Did you'll see that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay. Nineteen athletes in the last couple of years from

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Speaker 3: China have tested positive for performance enhancing DRIs.

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Speaker 1: Why are we letting them in.

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Speaker 3: I agree, Danny, I agree we should shut it down.

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Speaker 1: You know why we're letting them in because they're China,

603
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Speaker 1: because they spend a ton of money on pre Olympics.

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00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 3: Exactly, totally agree.

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Speaker 1: All right, we have solved absolutely nothing. Once again, we

606
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Speaker 1: were successful. Thanks for joining us on this program. I

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00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: hope you have a wonderful weekend for bad Larry and

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00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: his new teeth, Dylan Ray, the producer, Marvin and of

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00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: course Shay and Irving. We'll talk to you next week

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Speaker 1: on Dan Patrick Takes Again.