Speaker 1: So people always talk about plane talkers, people that talk
Speaker 1: on planes to them, like you know, engage in conversation,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people don't want to talk on
Speaker 1: planes to people next to them, just like people don't
Speaker 1: want to talk maybe if they're getting a massage and
Speaker 1: once you open the door, then the massage person thinks
Speaker 1: that you're a want a talk wanter. And then on
Speaker 1: the plane too, if you you know, if someone just
Speaker 1: throws a little morsel but you engage, that might mean
Speaker 1: you're saying I'm open for business for conversation, But we
Speaker 1: don't talk about plane talkers that are not like in
Speaker 1: your party or next to you, but still are talking loudly,
Speaker 1: like I was recently on a plane next to a
Speaker 1: couple that didn't shut the fuck up for three hours,
Speaker 1: like I've had it happened with flight attendants two on
Speaker 1: a European flight, multiple flight attendant. It's not in like, oh,
Speaker 1: would you have a breakfast? Oh, I went to a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Oh I saw you know, Oh I saw cats on
Speaker 1: Broadway like not that like full fledged, long drawn out conversations.
Speaker 1: So I didn't sleep a wink to a flight into
Speaker 1: France because they wouldn't shut the fuck up. So that
Speaker 1: was plane talkers for people working there, and I thought,
Speaker 1: do I write a letter to the airline like it
Speaker 1: was egregious and my friend was on the plane shed
Speaker 1: my witness. I couldn't sleep, and I was on the
Speaker 1: second seat thinking I wanted the front to be towards
Speaker 1: the front, and I heard every bit of their conversation.
Speaker 1: It was maddening. And there's a little curtain that they
Speaker 1: might think indicates that like I can't hear them, But
Speaker 1: just because I can't see it doesn't mean I can't
Speaker 1: hear you. So that was challenging, but not worse than that,
Speaker 1: because that was excruciating because you would normally sleep on
Speaker 1: an international flight. But really bad was a couple and
Speaker 1: it happens in friendships or groups, but this was a
Speaker 1: couple next to me on a plane that from the
Speaker 1: time we took off to the time before we took off,
Speaker 1: time we're on the plane, to the time we landed,
Speaker 1: they didn't shut the fuck up with like a long
Speaker 1: drawn out conversations like did you make the reservation for tonight?
Speaker 1: Are we gonna see jan? Jane and Dan like and
Speaker 1: then get out and like, oh do you like that?
Speaker 1: Plane food and get out or like the seed is whatever?
Speaker 1: Or how like do you have a snack and get out? No,
Speaker 1: this was like one long drawn out discussion, like what
Speaker 1: do you think we should do at the house. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think we should decorate it this way,
Speaker 1: but I called the decorator and I'm not sure, and
Speaker 1: it's gonna cost as much money. But you know what,
Speaker 1: that's why people have mortgages and we have mortgages. And
Speaker 1: we took a second. I don't know, do you think
Speaker 1: we should take a second more like every bit of
Speaker 1: their lives, every body of their kids. Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well she's you know, let's get then FaceTime with the
Speaker 1: kids while we were still on the ground, a FaceTime
Speaker 1: with the kids out loud, like what the fuck is
Speaker 1: going on? Like I don't care if you call me
Speaker 1: a Karen. I don't give a fuck. Like there has
Speaker 1: to be some Plaine etiquette. That's they give you rules
Speaker 1: about plane safety and like what you should do in
Speaker 1: case of an emergency? What should you do in case
Speaker 1: someone won't shut the fuck up? Like give some rules
Speaker 1: before you get on the plane, like you know, short
Speaker 1: sentences like think it's a text don't go on loudly
Speaker 1: and talk in your normal voice on a plane like
Speaker 1: for long p It's that you're just like thinking, okay,
Speaker 1: it's gonna end in a second, and that's the problem
Speaker 1: because like what do you for breakfast? Did you get
Speaker 1: the snack? Blah blah blah? That's your seed? You comfortable?
Speaker 1: Are you okay? We gotta call whoever about when we're landing.
Speaker 1: All that is transactional speaking. That's fine. Transactional speaking is approved,
Speaker 1: like drawn out entire do you guys even fucking live
Speaker 1: together or know each other? You have to discuss the
Speaker 1: entirety of your home renovation and your mortgage and your
Speaker 1: insurance plan. It's insane and it's maddening, and it's like
Speaker 1: you and even and you like, you know, put on
Speaker 1: headphones that are noise canceling to like let everybody know
Speaker 1: you put earplugs inside before so everyone understands that you
Speaker 1: fucking are trying to obtain some silence. It is so
Speaker 1: narcissistic and so self involved. Shut the fuck up on
Speaker 1: planes if it's anything more than transactional speaking. Like, honestly,
Speaker 1: a baby cannot control it's crying, and you know there's
Speaker 1: nothing you can do, and that's awkward for a person,
Speaker 1: and we get it, and that sucks too. There's nothing
Speaker 1: you can do. You cannot complain about it. You got
Speaker 1: to weather the storm. But adults crying like babies, talking
Speaker 1: out loud absolutely not shut the actual fuck up. So
Speaker 1: annoying just happened, and then you're in it for hours.
Speaker 1: There has not been a final ruling on the Kardashians
Speaker 1: attending the Metella, and I did a rant on it saying,
Speaker 1: who cares if you know it's true, because I was
Speaker 1: just talking about what fashion really is, what fashion really means, like,
Speaker 1: does it mean spending money, does it mean front road,
Speaker 1: doesn't mean being a celebrity, doesn't mean logos and housewives
Speaker 1: wearing f gcs, ABCDG, you know, every letter on their
Speaker 1: belts and whatever. But my final ruling, because I want
Speaker 1: it on record. I don't think they all go, but
Speaker 1: I think she goes. How are you gonna fight that
Speaker 1: whole beast? It's too much so social media, it's too tempting,
Speaker 1: like Anna Wintour is effectively a boss bitch that has
Speaker 1: to protect the realm. In the bottom line, I just
Speaker 1: think there's no way they don't go. No way, No,
Speaker 1: it's too tempting. Oh my god, there was a fatal
Speaker 1: rollercoaster accident. Somebody used to be in a relationship with
Speaker 1: told me, no matter what paper you sign, what waiver
Speaker 1: you sign, there a you could still always sue them
Speaker 1: because it was an accident. They just have you sign that.
Speaker 1: So you're afraid to do that. But like, and that's
Speaker 1: an aside, because it doesn't matter if you can take
Speaker 1: legal action when a family member is dead. But I
Speaker 1: can't imagine. I can't think of a horror movie more
Speaker 1: scary than the description of those events. Like I could
Speaker 1: throw up, I could cry. And the older I get,
Speaker 1: the more scared I get of doing things like this.
Speaker 1: My daughter and I were once at a carnival in
Speaker 1: the Hampton's and you know this carnival stuff is it's safe,
Speaker 1: and it's been around the country, and it feels like
Speaker 1: a hot box. And we felt like we were in
Speaker 1: a hot box in one of these rides, Like okay,
Speaker 1: we were like panicking, And I just I know that
Speaker 1: there are car accidents and a plane accidents and things
Speaker 1: like that, But when I tell you that, this story
Speaker 1: freaks me out. And as you get older, you just
Speaker 1: are more afraid to do things that you weren't afraid
Speaker 1: to do when you were younger. It's because you have
Speaker 1: more to lose. You're just more aware. You've read more news,
Speaker 1: you've heard more. And I scare my child. I scare her.
Speaker 1: I'd send her articles and tell her things because like
Speaker 1: I sadly want her to be scared. I don't want
Speaker 1: her to be crippled with anxiety and fear. But I
Speaker 1: had no fear when I was a kid. I was
Speaker 1: in whales, through the country whales, and I would jump
Speaker 1: off the bridge. There was a bridge, and reckless, derelict
Speaker 1: kids would jump off it into a natural whirlpool. What
Speaker 1: could go wrong? Like a literal world, and then you
Speaker 1: have to swim out. I would do that. I was reckless.
Speaker 1: I was crazy, Like I want a sense of fear
Speaker 1: in her. The fuck is a difference between a smoothie
Speaker 1: and a shake? I looked it up and like, some
Speaker 1: of the definitions are the same. I talked to Paul,
Speaker 1: like a smoothie I think has some fruit in it.
Speaker 1: Because Paul's like, I had a shake. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: Thor you had a smoothie. He's like, it's shake, it's protein. Shake.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go, gay, bro, Let's go to Gold's gym
Speaker 1: in Venice and fucking take her shirts off and like
Speaker 1: wash clothing on her abs. And he did. By the way,
Speaker 1: Paul's literally the nicest. Paul's prince Charming. He's so sweet,
Speaker 1: He's so generous. He does anything that I want. He
Speaker 1: can handle me. And I and Tamarin Hall, I got
Speaker 1: onto like a skiff with her, if that's even a word,
Speaker 1: a scirfuffle, if that's even a word. When she came on,
Speaker 1: she was just ready to go. I was like, hand
Speaker 1: can handle. Well, someone doesn't need to handle you if
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, shut please basta. Paul can handle me. Okay,
Speaker 1: I could say whatever I want about myself. Yes I
Speaker 1: do need to be handled. Maybe Tamern Hall is perfect
Speaker 1: itches and need to be handled, but I certainly do,
Speaker 1: and Paul can. But anyway, Paul eats a protein shake
Speaker 1: and he's so fun to haze because he can handle.
Speaker 1: He does nothing to deserve it. I'm like, okay, bro,
Speaker 1: I all right, fucking Chris Helmsworth and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: think it's a smoothie and I look it up and
Speaker 1: he puts bananas in it, in some berries, And that's
Speaker 1: a fucking smoothie. I like. And a shake. A shake
Speaker 1: has ice cream, like is served at White Castle or
Speaker 1: in an out burger, and like you can barely get
Speaker 1: it through a straw, Like, that's a shake. You're eating smoothie.
Speaker 1: If you bananas, blueberries and you're blending something, I think
Speaker 1: that's a smoothie. Paul So