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Speaker 1: the other team, and you'll get the win. And then

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Speaker 1: people says to you, the team that runs the ball more,

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Speaker 1: they end up getting the win. So what what do

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Speaker 1: you think here, I guess the biggest BS are overrated stet.

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Speaker 1: I think quarterback rating, the quarterback reading. Part of it's

428
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Speaker 1: just because it's the stupid calculation of getting the rating

429
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Speaker 1: is a little bit overblown. I think that's the biggest

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Speaker 1: B A stat that we have right now. Why do

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Speaker 1: you say that. It's a simple formula, it's as past completions,

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Speaker 1: yards gain, touchdowns, interceptions. But yeah, I think it's a BS.

433
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Speaker 1: I think it's a BS statistic based on the fact

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Speaker 1: that you can have a perfect quarterback rating. And you

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Speaker 1: know this, We've had quarterbacks in the National Football League years,

436
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Speaker 1: year in and year out that are just these dink

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Speaker 1: and dunk guys and they'll have completion percentages, play flawless football,

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Speaker 1: but they can't drive the football down the field and

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Speaker 1: they get nothing in the red zone. It's all like

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Speaker 1: field goals, or you know, like a guy like Teddy Bridgewater.

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Speaker 1: He could be really good for a short period of

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Speaker 1: time and you look at his quarterback right and it's

443
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Speaker 1: off the charts, but they're not putting points on the board.

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Speaker 1: So I think that's a little bit overblown. I'd rather

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Speaker 1: have a guy that's like twelve of of twenty five

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Speaker 1: or twenty six for two hundred yards. But it's got

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Speaker 1: three touchdown passes and two of them are like forty

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Speaker 1: yards and above. Yeah, to me, the stat that's the

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Speaker 1: most important is yards per attempt. Yeah, I think that's

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Speaker 1: that's the most I didn't ask that question, he'll Billy,

451
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Speaker 1: but that's the one. Like and you you brought up

452
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Speaker 1: Bridgewater in that game the other night on Thursday, when

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Speaker 1: Bridgewater completed almost sevent his passes for less than six

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Speaker 1: yards in the tempt. And I remember working with football

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Speaker 1: coaches over the years at Fox Sports Radio. We you know,

456
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Speaker 1: shoot the shoot the ship off the air, and we

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Speaker 1: talked about different things, and it was always that yards

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Speaker 1: per pass. You know, the things that are most important

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Speaker 1: for a quarterback. Accuracy is the most important thing. But

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Speaker 1: it's accuracy and not just throwing it behind the line

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Speaker 1: of scrimmage. A lot of guys will just throw passes

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Speaker 1: behind the line of scrimmage and you'll have a very

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Speaker 1: accurate quarterback, but it won't be efficient. So you you've

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Speaker 1: got to have that Seven is average. If you're at

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Speaker 1: seven yards per pass attempt. If you get up about eight,

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Speaker 1: you're really good. Anything above eight. My god, are you

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Speaker 1: great in that statistic? And so that's that's the big

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Speaker 1: one of the I mentioned. The running stat thing is

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Speaker 1: is bull crap. I mean, there's several others. Off the

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Speaker 1: top of my head here. I think we'll move on

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Speaker 1: because they don't. I'm sure I'll remember them in a

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Speaker 1: minute from now. But thank you. Hillbilly Mike appreciate that, uh,

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Speaker 1: he says. Touchdown passes, he says, are the most overrated staff.

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Speaker 1: By the way, touchdown passes just another pass. I know

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Speaker 1: you throw out touchdown passes a lot, but it's just

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Speaker 1: another pass, says hill Billy Mike. Next up, Valls fan

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Speaker 1: Jimmy from Fayetteville says, Ben, I know you love betting

478
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Speaker 1: on sports. Tell us a couple of bad beats you took.

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Speaker 1: No missing a field goal at the end of the game.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about an unbelievable bad beat for both of you. Well,

481
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Speaker 1: there have been several bad beats over the years. The

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Speaker 1: one I bring up a lot is the Atlanta Braves.

483
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Speaker 1: I've been on the Atlanta Braves in the nineties late

484
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 1: nineties with Smoltz, Glavin and Maddox. They were playing the St.

485
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: Louis Cardinals, it was the opening round of the playoffs.

486
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Speaker 1: The Cardinals, a rag tag Cardinal team. This was the

487
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Speaker 1: year they had Will Clark. They had gotten Will Clark

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Speaker 1: from the Giants or maybe not maybe care for the

489
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Speaker 1: Orioles or the Rangers or whoever, but he was on

490
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Speaker 1: the Cardinals. And I still, I still am trying to

491
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Speaker 1: wrap my head around how the Atlanta Braves lost to

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Speaker 1: the St. Louis Cardinals. Uh, Like, it makes no sense,

493
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Speaker 1: It's completely illogical to me. But it happened. It happened,

494
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,239
Speaker 1: It happened. It happened. Uh. And there's been some other

495
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Speaker 1: random football games, the Music City Miracles the gold standard

496
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Speaker 1: for that. Uh. And that was betting Buffalo just on

497
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Speaker 1: the on the money line to win the game with

498
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Speaker 1: Wade Phillips's coach Rob Johnson at quarterback, the Doug Flutie

499
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: Rob Johnson period of Bills football. And to watch that

500
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: illegal forward pass get not get called, and to to

501
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: have that game lose because of that. I was actually

502
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Speaker 1: on the phone. I was dialing up my buddy who

503
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: had told me I was nuts for betting on Buffalo

504
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: and uh, and I was, you know, gonna trash talk him.

505
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: And then as that all went down. I was, holy crap,

506
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: any bad beats guesting and you're not as prolific a gambler,

507
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: but any bad beats that you want to hash up here?

508
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: I I made the cardinal sin of backing a team

509
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:20,479
Speaker 1: with high juice. I um, I remember this is a

510
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: handful of years ago when they were one of the

511
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Speaker 1: better teams in the Eastern Conference, but I backed Montreal

512
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Speaker 1: in a playoff series. They were up three games to

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Speaker 1: one against the Washington Capitals in Washington, Washington, or no,

514
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: excuse me, the other way around. Washington Capitals were were

515
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Speaker 1: the best team in the Eastern Conference. And this is

516
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Speaker 1: when they were going through the run of like choking

517
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Speaker 1: in the first round and Montreal was the eighth seed.

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Speaker 1: I believe it was. Washington was up three games to one.

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Speaker 1: They piste away games uh five and six, and then

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00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: they were huge favorites. They're like minus three d or

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Speaker 1: minus three thirty against Montreal, and I thought, now, there's

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Speaker 1: no way Washington's gonna blow this three one lead to

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Speaker 1: the Capital or to the Canadians. And I backed the Capitals,

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Speaker 1: and uh, you know, it was an expensive night with

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Speaker 1: that juice. That's it's it was. It was not a

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Speaker 1: pleasant site to see. So now, how did your hat feel? After? That? Hat?

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Speaker 1: Did not feel well? You know, because you were in

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Speaker 1: the Dunce cap. That's why. Yeah, I don't know if

529
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: I was barfing in it? Did you wear the shame

530
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: bell as well? In addition to the Dunce cap? I

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Speaker 1: didn't tell anybody about it. I Uh, that's like the

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Speaker 1: that's the last time I would ever take a favorite

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Speaker 1: with that kind of juice involved. It just so stupid.

534
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 1: You never take think of something that big, no no,

535
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: and you everyone's gonna learn this lesson who starts gambling

536
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 1: on sports is these sports books open up state to state.

537
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: I promise you, I gallantee. Everyone who's in the sports business,

538
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: in sports waging business, they they want you to bet

539
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 1: because they know that you will not know what you're doing,

540
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: bigian garbage out. You're gonna bet on all the big favorites,

541
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: all the you know that the road teams favored by

542
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 1: five or six points are gonna bet on those teams. Uh,

543
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: And you'll end up crying and you're gonna lose a

544
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: fortune on that. And at some point a certain percentage

545
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: of people will wise up and figure it out. But

546
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: a lot of people won't. Yeah, the herd mentality, but

547
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: not the herd. Not your guy, Colin Coward, the herd mentality. Alright,

548
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: Pete from Main Rights and he says, ben, what is babache?

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00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: I've actually gotten this question a lot gascon believe it

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00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: or not, because I I say the word bob a ganoe,

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00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: A lot people wondering if I want them to send

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00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: me bob a ganoe. I don't. In fact, I've only

553
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: had boba gus one time. I didn't really like it.

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00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: Bobba ganus is a Middle Eastern dish. It is, I believe,

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00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: egg plant with lemon and some other seasonings that are

556
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: all mixed together. And it's just a fun word to say.

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00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,479
Speaker 1: I think bob ganoosh is one of the fun words

558
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: out there. I love fun words, and so that's why

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00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: I say baked the baba ganoos because it's a fun word.

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00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 1: Where does that run? In contrast to smorgas board, smorgasborg

561
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: is a good word. I like flumm x. I don't

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00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: use that word a slabber knocker, which is a combined word.

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00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: I like slabber knocker. Horn Swoggle is also high on

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Speaker 1: the lists. Several of those fun words. We need to

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00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: have more fun words. I'm an advocate of fun words

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Speaker 1: to say, and baba ganoos is awesome. It is tremendous fun.

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00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: I thought about that when I did do like the

568
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: rare trip overseas, I actually did enjoy a smorgasbord of

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00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: of meats and fish when I went with a buddy

570
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: of mine to uh to answer that was the first

571
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: time ever. I thought like, oh my gosh, I'm actually

572
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 1: having a smorgas board of of food. It's like the

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Speaker 1: first time ever, like nicely like laid out trey and whatnot.

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Speaker 1: So uh yeah, step on it, dude. Get to get

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00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: the babba gan new shout there. Get it out to

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Speaker 1: the masses at least somebody. After you've got that wonderful

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00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: display of of rose petals and brownies and muffins earlier

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00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: in the week from one of your your loyalists, Well

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Speaker 1: you should have stayed around you. I would have given

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Speaker 1: you something. I was passing out brownies. Hopefully those things

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00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: aren't poisoned. I was passing out brownies and cookies to everybody.

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00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: Are they poison or their magic? I don't. I have

583
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: no idea. They were very nice and what a wonderful

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00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: present from Rachel Lamontabello, very kind, lovely Rachel almonta Bello.

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00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: And another fun word is sculled duggery. That's a good word. Also,

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Speaker 1: don't what yeah, what a skulled duggery? You've never used

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00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: the word. You've never heard of the words skulled duggery.

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00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: Guess no, never? What is that? College educated? I went

589
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: to saddleback and you went it's It's just it's another

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00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: way of saying, uh, like you're a odd you're up

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00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: to skullduggery, Charlatan, Yeah, you're you're double daling, you know

592
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 1: something along those lines. That's a good word, skullduggery, solid word, right,

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00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: use these words more. Listen. All we have is words.

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00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 1: Especially I learned this lesson years ago. I told this

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00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: before on the radio. Like we're all I'm saying the

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00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 1: same stuff that Cowherd and Patrick and Gottlieb and Jason

597
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 1: Smith and and all these guys, Jonas Knocks, we're all

598
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,319
Speaker 1: kind of saying the same Mike harm and all these guys,

599
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: we're saying the same thing. So if I can repackage

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00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: it and make it sound a little different, why not.

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00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: And Plus, it's just better. It's good to have these words.

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00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: Some people end up dazed and confused right there, lost

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00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: in a cordon Field maze when they are trying to

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Speaker 1: figure out these words. So I enjoyed one of my

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00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 1: favorite movies, underrated, but it goes right to the point

606
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: on This is a Dead Poets Society with Robin Williams

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00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: a classic yeah and basically said the same thing. All

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Speaker 1: you all we have is our words. That's right, yeah, alright.

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Speaker 1: Next up, Caleb from Meadville, Pennsylvania says Big Ben, the

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00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 1: best interview I've ever heard on this podcast was with

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Speaker 1: who do you think? Who do you think? Caleb's favorite

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00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: interview was with We've got a lot. We have a

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Speaker 1: very eclectic group. We've had We've had scientists, we've had

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00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: media people, my radio friends, we've had old ball players.

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00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: We've had an eclectic group. We've had politicians on the show.

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Speaker 1: A chef, we had a yes, right, wonderful chef. Um.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, that's a good question when you when

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Speaker 1: you moved guest, and I guess we can eat at

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Speaker 1: that restaurant, right, we can go that's right, big farm. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, was it Jerome Jerenovitch, j Rome seeing

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Speaker 1: it Headline Sports. That was fun. My favorite were part

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Speaker 1: of that. It's not Jerome dren my favorite part of Jenna.

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Speaker 1: Keep in mind, I've known Jerome casually for fifteen years

624
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Speaker 1: and I had never heard the story how he started

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Speaker 1: yelling his name Jerome Jovitch. It's it's one of the

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Speaker 1: great broadcasting stories. I put that in the top five,

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00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,760
Speaker 1: with Bob Ross growing his hair out into a perm

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Speaker 1: because he couldn't afford haircuts and then that becoming a

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Speaker 1: thing and he had his that was his trademark on

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Speaker 1: on PBS. But Jerome Duranovitch, they had a automated system

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Speaker 1: at CNN Headline News. Did you I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you listen to the podcast, nobody Jerome told the story,

633
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Speaker 1: so they had an automated system at CNN, so he

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Speaker 1: had I think it was I forget exactly the amount

635
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Speaker 1: of time, but it's like a minute forty seconds and

636
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 1: then if you if you go over, it cuts off.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like we have the top of the

638
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: hour on the network clock at Fox. If you go over,

639
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: that's it. You're done. They shut you off. And Jerome

640
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 1: was so paranol about going over they told him, don't

641
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: ever go over, don't ever go over. So he would

642
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,320
Speaker 1: do his update short and then to fill the final

643
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: five seconds or whatever, he would say jarro jach and

644
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,399
Speaker 1: he just melt it right and hit the post. Isn't

645
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Speaker 1: that great? He became known as that guy that became

646
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: his signure thing. People. He was telling the stories that

647
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 1: he'd go to these parties with with Gretzky and Jordan's

648
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: and all these big people, and they wanted to talk

649
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,879
Speaker 1: to him because they watched CNN and they knew who

650
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: he was because he screamed his name out. But the

651
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: answer to Caleb's question was Lenny distra nails. He says,

652
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Speaker 1: could you please have him on again? Sometime? I was

653
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: glued to my radio when you had him on. Yeah,

654
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: I'd love to have Lenny on. Lenny's a friend of

655
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 1: the show. Lenny would do it. Problem with this, though,

656
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: is the schedule when we record the podcast, Like, I

657
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 1: don't want these things to be dated. The podcast got

658
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: to breathe a little bit, and you do. You can't

659
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,839
Speaker 1: do a specific podcast about like the World Series during

660
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: the World Series because it's dated. Like, for example, the

661
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: World Series this week starts on Tuesday and on Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: I believe that's the start of the World Series. I

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00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 1: think I'm correct on that. Uh, first two games, then

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Speaker 1: they have a travel day on Thursday, they play. Uh

665
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: they might have a couple of days off, but they

666
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: play over the weekend. So we would if we were

667
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Speaker 1: to do the dicest podcast, we want to talk about

668
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 1: the World Series match up, and then we would have

669
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Speaker 1: to it would be dated right away because by the

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Speaker 1: time it aired to be a game that would have played.

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Speaker 1: So but after the World Series, get also, we have

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Speaker 1: to get an American hero, the great Rick Monday. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you go. I talked to Rick. Rick said he's he's

674
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: cool to do the podcast at some point, So we'll

675
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Speaker 1: get him on here, the man that saved the American flag.

676
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: And if that happened today, there would have been off

677
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Speaker 1: columnists at CNN and The New York Times that would

678
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Speaker 1: have ripped Rick. Oh yeah, well you know what if

679
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: Rick Monday would have done that today, I bet you,

680
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Speaker 1: I bet you everything I have in the tank that

681
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Speaker 1: even the hacks that the l A Times would would

682
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: trash Rick Monday. Hud that would would happen if that

683
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Speaker 1: if that happened at that happened at Dodgers Stadium and

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Speaker 1: the l A Times was there. I guarantee they would

685
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: trash Rick Monday. Oh yeah, oh yeah. The the think

686
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Speaker 1: police would be out there and they'd be doing their

687
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: their nonsense. So uh anyway, Uh, let's see your page down,

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00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: page down, all right. Uh. Next on the mail bag,

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Speaker 1: we have Carlos in Houston, Texas. Carlos and Houston, Texas

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Speaker 1: has been You have mentioned a few times that you

691
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Speaker 1: got in trouble by Major League Baseball because of the

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Speaker 1: cheating scandal. Can you go into detail with what they

693
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Speaker 1: told you? Yeah, Carlos, Unfortunately I am not able to

694
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Speaker 1: talk about that at this time, and for whatever reason,

695
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: I leave Fox Sports Radio and I write a book.

696
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: I promise you there will be a chapter about what

697
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 1: happened and the phone calls that were made, the emails

698
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Speaker 1: that were made. You know, the story. Guests on you're

699
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: aware of what happened, but unfortunately that is not for

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Speaker 1: public consumption at this time. Let's just say, once the

701
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Speaker 1: story comes out, many people will be bug eyed and

702
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Speaker 1: will not believe, will not believe what happened behind the scenes.

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Speaker 1: That's all I will says. I think I'm right on

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Speaker 1: that right, Yes, yes, wow, all right. He says, also,

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised that you haven't done a monologue on the

706
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 1: Rich Paul versus New Lands. No, well, story, Yeah, that's

707
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: that's kind of it's it's still a story, but it's

708
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 1: in a in a holding pattern right now. And I

709
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: did consider it, but there was something bigger that happened,

710
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Speaker 1: and so that that was on my What I do

711
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: is I put a list of things I might want

712
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: to do a monologue about. I like, I'll write down

713
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: like maybe i'll do this that, And then I thinned

714
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Speaker 1: the herd and I'll chop it down. And so that

715
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Speaker 1: didn't make the cut because there was something I like

716
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: more that I was more interested in that week that

717
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: story came out. He also says, may I recommend an

718
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Speaker 1: interview Tony Adams, the guy who made the sign Stealing

719
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Speaker 1: scandal dot com website? You ever heard of that guy? Uh? Guess, no,

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Speaker 1: sign Stealing scandal dot com. I'm clicking on it right now,

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Speaker 1: right when they click on it right now, and uh,

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Speaker 1: it appears to be not an actual site, So I

723
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Speaker 1: don't know what he's talking about. Maybe it was at

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Speaker 1: one point, Uh, science, I'm looking on. It's not Oh

725
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 1: wait a minute, it is coming up. Now, now it

726
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 1: is coming up. I guess I had a bad link.

727
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: It says I'm an Astros fan. They cheated during the

728
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Speaker 1: regular season. The evidence is clear. In an attempt to

729
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Speaker 1: understand the scope of the cheating and the players involved,

730
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: this guy wrote, I decided to listen to every pitch

731
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Speaker 1: from the Astros home games and log any banging noise

732
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,879
Speaker 1: I could detect, and then he gave the results here

733
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Speaker 1: and uh, there's a lot of ven diagrams, pie charts

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Speaker 1: and all that. Yeah, I don't know. Would that be

735
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Speaker 1: a good podcast. I don't know about that would be

736
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: an interesting to talk to you now? I think I

737
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:55,959
Speaker 1: feel like we need visuals to compliment it. Yeah, I'd

738
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Speaker 1: rather get that Mattress Mac guy on in Houston. Get

739
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: that guy on, that'd be good, that'd be that'd be

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00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: fun to talk to him. And if you want to

741
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Speaker 1: recommend anyone, you know, every week we have on Friday,

742
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: we try, unless we we fail, we'll get somebody on

743
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: to talk to. So if there's anybody you want that

744
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: you think is reasonable. And I've tried to get people

745
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: I want to know, some people won't do the podcast.

746
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 1: There's a lot of these these elites that won't do

747
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: the podcast because we're not big enough names or whatever.

748
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: We don't know. We don't know what it was. That

749
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Speaker 1: guy Mike Row. I really wanted to get mic Row on,

750
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 1: A big fan of micro and I emailed his publicist

751
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: and they asked for a list of names of people

752
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,479
Speaker 1: we had on the podcast, and I guess we didn't

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Speaker 1: make the cut, so mic Row would not do the pocket.

754
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Speaker 1: I'm sure Mike has no idea about this at all,

755
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 1: by the way that it's people below him and all that.

756
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: It was disappointing. I was, and I he's He's someone

757
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 1: I think it would have been great for the show

758
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: and talk to and you know, the dirty jobs guy

759
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: Mike Row, And unfortunately I'm not gonna get him on.

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Speaker 1: Who else? I was Ron Popeil he's dead now, but

761
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: Ron Popeo. We wanted to get him on and I

762
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: we had him booked and then at the last minute

763
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: Poppel backed out. At the last minute, I thought it

764
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: was a done deal backed out. That that one hurt.

765
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: Trying to feel like we had another athlete that was

766
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: on board, an athlete that backed out that we had

767
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 1: Why don't we try to get Alec Baldwin on how

768
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 1: about that? Oh my god, what a story? Holy, how horrible?

769
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Speaker 1: How horrific? Oh, you're in the movie business, guest Scott,

770
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: How the fund does that happen? I know what's happened before,

771
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:45,399
Speaker 1: but how that you're just a proper business and how

772
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: does that place? That's just gun safety one on one

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00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: on one though, like you just you never point a

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Speaker 1: firearm at somebody. You check the chamber. I mean, you

775
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,280
Speaker 1: check to see if it's loaded. Are you blaming Alec

776
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: Baldwin on one thousand, one thousand percent? That's neglig on

777
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Speaker 1: his part. Well, you don't know what happened, all the

778
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: all the details. I don't know what happened, But I'm

779
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,720
Speaker 1: gonna give him the benefit of the doubt that he

780
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: he's on set. He thought that was a a prop gun,

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00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: not a not a real gun. Who's who's got a

782
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 1: live gun laying around like that? Well, I'll put it

783
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 1: this way, though, if you have any kind of weapon,

784
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: why would you point it at somebody? One? And two?

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00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: Why would you point to somebody that's not even in

786
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: the scene with you? I mean, I could done this

787
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Speaker 1: down if you had a blowhorn. Would you put a

788
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 1: blowhorn point blank to someone's face or ear? Well, first

789
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Speaker 1: of all, if you knew in your in your head

790
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: that that was not a real you know, you were

791
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 1: just goofing around, right, it was a it was a

792
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 1: prop gun. So it's like when I was a kid,

793
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 1: we had these capo Yeah, they still have those, by

794
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: the way, those done. They do. But I mean even

795
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Speaker 1: if even a BB gun, if you had a b

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Speaker 1: B gun, you wouldn't you wouldn't aim that at somebody.

797
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: A paintball gun you wouldn't aim at somebody either. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I know you want to,

799
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,800
Speaker 1: but I'm not a big Alec Baldwin guy, but that

800
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Speaker 1: I don't unless I would have to read more about it.

801
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Speaker 1: Guesscou As I understand it right now. I don't blame him,

802
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: but I mean, that's that is man. If you I

803
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 1: just I can't think you're thinking you're shooting a toy

804
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Speaker 1: gun and it turns out to be a real gun

805
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: and you've killed someone. I mean, I'll put it this way.

806
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: I hate bringing this up, but Dante Stalworth killed a

807
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: man and it was in the middle of the night.

808
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: The man was crossing the crosswalk. I don't know if

809
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: he was. Yeah, and Stalwarth was he was in toxic kid.

810
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: I mean at worst, I mean not worst, but at

811
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: least he's he's negligent on what he did and he

812
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: needs to be held accountable. Man like that dude needs

813
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: to go to jail. So you think Alec Baldwin should

814
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 1: go to jail, Yeah, one thousand percent. He needs to

815
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 1: go to jail. Do you think he will go to jail?

816
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 1: I say no, no, he will not know he won't

817
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,280
Speaker 1: go to jail. And there's several reasons for that. There's

818
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,280
Speaker 1: I know it's different. But in California, there was an incident,

819
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: uh some we talked about this on the radio. Somebody's

820
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 1: some famous guy's kid, uh died in an accident with

821
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Speaker 1: a gun on a movie set years ago. I think

822
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Speaker 1: it's in the eighties or the early nineties, and there

823
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: were no criminal charges. Also, the state of New Mexico

824
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,879
Speaker 1: wants more Hollywood productions to come right to the state

825
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: of New Mexico. So that's where that happened. Yeah, so

826
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Speaker 1: they'll probably yeah, you know, it's just an accident and

827
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 1: we'll move on. But Matthew Broderick killed somebody he didn't.

828
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Speaker 1: I mean Jim Las Jimmy Larritz. I could get him

829
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: on the podcast Yankee Hero, Jim Layriz. I knew him

830
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: when he played with the Dodger a little bit and

831
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 1: the Angels back in the back in the day. Let's

832
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: see here, Greg and Iowas says, have either of you

833
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: piste on a live electric fence, whether sober or drunk?

834
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Speaker 1: Gascon that's all you. And my wife told me though,

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Speaker 1: she works at the police stations, and I one one

836
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Speaker 1: operator that is legal in the state of California to

837
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: ship on the street and to piss on the street

838
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: legal in the state of California. How the fuck has

839
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: that happened? Yeah, like we we mock people in San

840
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: Francisco in l A. San Francisco, in l A, they ship.

841
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:45,360
Speaker 1: There's piles of human feces in parts of San Francisco.

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Speaker 1: In l A. You've got San Francisco, one of you know,

843
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,879
Speaker 1: one of the most beautiful cities in in God's Green Earth.

844
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 1: On God's Green Earth, you've got these amazing mosaic views

845
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: of the skyline, the Golden Gate Bridge, the Bay Bridge,

846
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 1: these aws, some boats out in the harbor, and you

847
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: walk over human ship and it's not even against the law.

848
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:12,760
Speaker 1: It's wild. Don't worry, man, I don't worry. They know better,

849
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:16,439
Speaker 1: and the people voting for them no better. Well, you're

850
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 1: moving to a place where it is locally illegal to

851
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: ship and piss. I believe if I don't know where

852
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 1: you're moving, you haven't told me where you're moving, for sure.

853
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: But if you're moving somewhat in my area out adjacent

854
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: to the north Woods, not legal, not legal to do it.

855
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: They also, amazingly in those places, they actually when they

856
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 1: is graffiti just gonna blow your mind, guests, Gan, they

857
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:42,919
Speaker 1: clean it up within forty eight hours. Yes, they don't

858
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: just leave it there as a nice piece of art

859
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 1: like a Rembrandt or a van Go. They actually get

860
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: rid of it. And then it tells me they don't

861
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: allow robberies to take places like in cvs IS or

862
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 1: Right Aids, or like beauty stores or you know, best buys,

863
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 1: things like that. You can't go in with a duffeld.

864
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 1: I can fill it up and just walk out and

865
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:08,399
Speaker 1: then nobody cares, all right. Last email question Scott from

866
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: Parts Unknown says Ben and Gascon are there any photos

867
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: of some of the various characters on the show, such

868
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 1: as Spin Psycho Regina Tammy from Montana. He says, also,

869
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 1: what is the most embarrassing moment you've experienced on the air?

870
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 1: I love the show? F al tub Actually we can

871
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: say funk out because that's what he wrote. So Scott,

872
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm I don't know what spin Psycho

873
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 1: Regina looks like or Tammy. It's radio. Part of the

874
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:44,760
Speaker 1: fun for me is it is theater of the mind.

875
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: You can imagine what I look like, what Tammy looks like,

876
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: Spin Psycho Regina, Doc Mike flexis any of these characters

877
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 1: that call the show and are part of our family,

878
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: But you don't really know. Now with the Internet it's changed.

879
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: But spend Psycho Regina, I've I don't know if she

880
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 1: looks like. I don't know what Tammy, uh, Doc Mike.

881
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 1: I've met some of these characters. I've met Lance the

882
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 1: bus driver. I've met him several times. Jay Scoop had

883
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 1: a nice meal. We're friends because I had a meal

884
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 1: with the great Jay Scoop. Helmet but I met Helmet Man. Yeah,

885
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: Helmet Man. I knew him before he called the show.

886
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 1: I hope he's around. I don't know what happened to him.

887
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: He's gone, at least from calling the show. And uh,

888
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 1: I've seen Cowboy And when there's some of these guys

889
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: are on the internet, Cowboy John Brad. If you do

890
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: a search, I'm sure you rather it sounds like you'd

891
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,280
Speaker 1: rather see the beautiful women in the malle Militia Scott

892
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: then the guys. But Cowboy on the CBC website. My man,

893
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:49,280
Speaker 1: he was. He was such a prolific hoarder in Canada

894
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 1: that the Canadian government came and evicted him from his home.

895
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: And I think he called himself the handsome hoarder. But

896
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: if you type in uh, cowboy, John windsor hoarding, some

897
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 1: combination of those words into Google, you'll find the story.

898
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 1: And there's a photo of Cowboy John Brad in the

899
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 1: in the squalor that he was living in in his

900
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 1: home in Canada. Had the Canadian government had to they

901
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: had to find a new home for him. It's so

902
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: many papers and books and all that, and he is

903
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: his mind. It's fascinating. He does not use computers, he

904
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:34,800
Speaker 1: doesn't own a computer. He's got this photographic memory. It's wild.

905
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 1: I got a terrible memory. This guy's got an amazing memory. Uh.

906
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 1: And as far as the other part of the question,

907
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:47,799
Speaker 1: there Scott most embarrassing moments on the air? Where do

908
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 1: where do we begin? Uh? Well, I mean we've had

909
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 1: I've had guests on. I didn't realize. I thought I

910
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 1: was talking to player A and I was talking to

911
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 1: person B. That's been embarrassing. Uh. One time I did

912
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 1: a show, I was hammered, which is I don't even

913
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: get drunk very often. But this is years ago. I

914
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: was in my twenties. I've told the story before thumbnail version.

915
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: So it was during the Olympics. I was doing a

916
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: night show, local show in l A. We were told

917
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 1: we weren't gonna be on because of Olympic coverage network

918
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 1: coverage on the Olympics. The program director says, hey, go

919
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:23,280
Speaker 1: hang out at a restaurant and stay in the area

920
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: because if the Olympic coverage ends early, we'll put you

921
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: on for like an hour, so we'd have to fill

922
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 1: an hour. And so okay, So we stayed out. We

923
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: went to this place called Adults in Burbank, which no

924
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:39,800
Speaker 1: longer exists, and we just watched TV eight chicken fingers

925
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 1: and drank beer and told radio stories. All night and

926
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 1: then we get a phone call right when we're getting

927
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 1: ready just to kind of wander the streets of Burbank

928
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,399
Speaker 1: and try to sober up. And the boss is like, hey,

929
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,399
Speaker 1: we need you. So I went in and I did

930
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 1: an hour of radio. And when you're inebriated, you curse

931
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: and you don't even realize you're cursing. Like I have

932
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: some filter on the radio. I've developed a bit of

933
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 1: a filter, which isn't perfect, but it's pretty good. And

934
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: when you're drunk, you don't do that. Uh. The other

935
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: thing along that vein I I this was last Was

936
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 1: it last year? I guess it was two years ago.

937
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: Guess gun Remember the famous pizza when I burned my mouth?

938
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Rams game? Yeah yeah. So I was supposed

939
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: to go to a Rams Bucks game when Jamis Winston

940
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: was with the Bucks in I didn't get my request

941
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: into the Rams soon enough. The Rams would not allow

942
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 1: me in the stadium, would not allow me in the stadium.

943
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: So I stayed home and I made the Mallard pizza

944
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: garlic onion, bell pepper Mallard pizza. And I was so

945
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 1: excited and to eat the pizza that I ate it

946
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: before the pizza had cooled down and I burned my

947
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 1: tongue and for the next week I sounded like Lou

948
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 1: Holtz had the gods. I sounded like Lou holes I

949
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 1: had a lisp as I was hemming in on on

950
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:04,759
Speaker 1: the radio. Is embarrassing. It was the game that it's

951
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: a game that Jared Goff had multiple turnovers and Jamis

952
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 1: Winston had like what like six touchdowns or something like that. Yeah,

953
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 1: well that was actually I guess that was a a

954
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: preview a four shock of future attractions because that helped

955
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,959
Speaker 1: spur the Ramps to eventually get rid of Jared Goff.

956
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: So that was a big thing. Sold anyway, all right,

957
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:31,399
Speaker 1: that's it. Anything else, Gaston, I think we're We've run

958
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: through all the emails that I have here. I have

959
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 1: a stack of emails. Are some other ones, but no, no,

960
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 1: the hats did come in though a couple of days

961
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: ago was in the studio, so many thanks, and we

962
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 1: had a couple of emails and trackers. That's a reminder

963
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 1: so if anyone send anything to you or myself, they

964
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: have to put our names on it, because apparently the

965
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 1: package with the hats did not have a name on it.

966
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 1: So the people that were managing the mail for us

967
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,959
Speaker 1: are in a different department, and they were just holding

968
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 1: onto it because they had no idea who the um

969
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 1: recipient was of all that stuff. Yeah, so, and I

970
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: will give out the address, not that anyone will write

971
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 1: it down here Gascon. But if you would like to

972
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: send anything to Gascon or myself, not that you should,

973
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 1: and not that we were we want you to, but

974
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: actually we do want you to. But if you want

975
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 1: to be part of it, you can send your your

976
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:26,760
Speaker 1: package to Ben Mallard show. You gotta put that above

977
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 1: the address line, Ben mallows Show, Fox Sports Radio one

978
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: five two six oh one Ventura Boulevard. And I believe

979
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 1: it's sweet five now, Yeah, I believe five hundred Sherman Oaks, California,

980
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 1: oh three. And that is the address. And we will

981
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: let us know though, so we make sure there's a

982
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:53,800
Speaker 1: lot of Rush Limbaugh still getting me. I was in

983
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 1: the other night after the Dodger INDs game, and I

984
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:59,280
Speaker 1: look around at the stacks of mail looking for stuff

985
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,240
Speaker 1: for me and George nor He's got a bunch of stuff,

986
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:05,439
Speaker 1: and there's Russia Limbaugh, Cowherd, Steve Harvey, all the big

987
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:08,760
Speaker 1: stars of the premier networks. And uh, then I'm scrambling

988
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 1: to try to find stuff for me. So yeah, and

989
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,879
Speaker 1: and then and then just a reminder to piggyback off

990
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 1: of that. Um, I wear a large T shirt and

991
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: a seven and three size cat. Okay, uh, people know,

992
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: I guess, and I wear a size eight hat. I

993
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 1: have a big melon, a watermelon head, lemon head, and

994
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 1: I I generally wear a two X long. I could

995
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 1: wear an Excel, but I don't like to. I look

996
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 1: too skinny in that, So I like a too X.

997
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: Let it, let it breathe a little bit, but it

998
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: has to be long because I'm lengthy. I'm nank I

999
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: think would be the term. Anyway. You swim in your clothes?

1000
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 1: Now you do? You swim in your clothes? I like that.

1001
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 1: I like that. I like that because before when I

1002
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 1: originally lost all the weight, I'm a yo yo person.

1003
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: I been pretty good with this new intermitute fasting. But

1004
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 1: when I lost the weight before, I gained half of

1005
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 1: it back. I lost over two hundred pounds and I

1006
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 1: gained over a hundred pounds back, and I was so petty.

1007
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 1: I got married. My wife's a great cook, and you know,

1008
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 1: I was the hunting moon phase and I just ate

1009
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 1: everything literally and I get a hundred pounds back. But

1010
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 1: since I've lost the hundred, I've lost five over three

1011
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 1: hundred pounds in the last twelve years or so. But

1012
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 1: but but anyway, so yeah, so that the uh, the

1013
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 1: diet things working out and all that. But I like

1014
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: my clothes to be a little loose, just in case

1015
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 1: I gained a little weight back. I still don't feel

1016
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: like a big fatty. They do tell you, though, don't they.

1017
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:48,439
Speaker 1: The diet X was tell you to wear jeans because

1018
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 1: you can't cheat in jeans, and if you've gained weight,

1019
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 1: they'll show you won't be able to put those genes

1020
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 1: on anymore. And a lot of you it's the old

1021
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 1: trick we all do as fat people. We just wear

1022
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 1: the gym shorts and the sweatpants and the things that

1023
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 1: you can expand the waste. So if you gain a

1024
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 1: couple of pounds, it's no big deal. We're a lot

1025
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 1: of black, a lot of gray, and a lot of blue. Yeah,

1026
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: and do you can dress like me? I have my

1027
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 1: clothing right off skid Row. The aligned from skid Row

1028
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 1: very nice, all right, Thank you gusting on for showing up.

1029
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 1: Will you be how many podcasts next week? One? Two

1030
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 1: or three? What? What's what's the over under? Add is

1031
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 1: it one and a half or two? One and a

1032
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 1: half one and a half. I'll take the d D.

1033
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 1: All right, let's have a great day. We'll be back

1034
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: on the radio. I will be tonight. It's eleven o'clock

1035
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 1: in the West Sunday night, two am in the East

1036
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 1: Monday morning. A feeling You're opening monologue could be something

1037
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 1: Arizona related. It might be baseball related, a rare, a

1038
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 1: rare and appropriate baseball monologue. It could be all right anyway,

1039
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 1: have a great day. Thank you for supporting the podcast.

1040
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 1: Remember five Stars cameo dot com. You want a cameo,

1041
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 1: We're there for you and we'll catch you next time. Aloha.