1 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:17,599 Speaker 1: We are the losers? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. 2 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:19,799 Speaker 1: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you 3 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much 4 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 1: a sports genius. What's up? I'm Eddie and I know 5 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,320 Speaker 1: the least about sports. But I'm your average sports fan, 6 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: the sports watcher. I just don't know the who's who's 7 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,160 Speaker 1: or the what's what's? What's up? You guys? My name's 8 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:39,919 Speaker 1: Ray and you're drinking drinking some water boys, Because it's 9 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 1: the weekend. You gotta hydrate before you dehydrate. I'm from 10 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,479 Speaker 1: the North. I'm an alpha male. I love to head 11 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,160 Speaker 1: out to the bars, chilling the patio, and I shotgun 12 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,840 Speaker 1: white claws. If you do the same, hashtag it sore 13 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 1: loser shot. What's your deal with weather? Though? Like every 14 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: time a little storm looks like it's coming in, you 15 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 1: insto the story from your balcony, and you always like 16 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 1: it's coming Where I'm at in the hills, you can 17 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 1: see it five miles away. Do you set it rolling in? 18 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 1: So he thinks he looks cool because he wants to 19 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: show He wants to show off that he has a 20 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: nice pad with a nice view. So it's just an 21 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:16,480 Speaker 1: excuse to post his view from I thought he was 22 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: scared of the storm because that's what my kids do. 23 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: They're like, it's coming, dead, it's coming, look like exactly 24 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,759 Speaker 1: how his posts are. That's what my kids do when 25 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 1: they're scared of that. When there was a tornado warning 26 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: when you were kids, did you do anything like my 27 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:32,039 Speaker 1: friends parents made them get in the bathtub every time 28 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: there was a warning, And I was like, what, Yeah, 29 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,119 Speaker 1: we never did any of that. And they were getting 30 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 1: in the bathtub every single time with a mattress. You know. 31 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: We have a tornado warning every first day of the month. 32 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: On at noon, I hear the sirens. Dud, the sirens. 33 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 1: I learned that downtown the fifth year I lived there, 34 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: because I hear the sirens in my neighborhood. Sometimes I'll 35 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,440 Speaker 1: be like, sweetie, get the whole out of here, and 36 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 1: I look outside it's sunny. I'm like, oh, it's the 37 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: first of the month. My son is still terrified because um, 38 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 1: right by where Ray used to live. I took my 39 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 1: whole family on that bridge downtown, you know, and like 40 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 1: I remember, the storm started coming in and the sirens 41 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 1: were going off, and my eleven year old was like, 42 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,959 Speaker 1: oh my gosh, like, is everybody okay? And then remember 43 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,680 Speaker 1: the homeless guy. Then a homeless dude is yelling like 44 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 1: it's a twister, it's coming, It's gonna get us all 45 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:23,359 Speaker 1: and he's screaming this yelling down the bridge. By eleven 46 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 1: year old grabs my leg. He starts crying. I'm like 47 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 1: that he doesn't know what he's talking about. He's not 48 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:32,839 Speaker 1: right in the head, like he's just joking. My son 49 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 1: has still not forgotten. Did you think you were going, 50 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 1: did you think it was over? Did you think it 51 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 1: was trouble? No? I was worried from my son because 52 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 1: he was terrified. Dude, there's another story from that same bridge. 53 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:43,680 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's as good as your story. 54 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,359 Speaker 1: But we're all on their drinking wine on the river 55 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 1: and it was a I mean, tents were flying over 56 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 1: the freaking Oh yeah, it was a disaster. But who's 57 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 1: the guy that ran home and made it. You live 58 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: at home, chilling on the couch lunch. His wife and 59 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 1: my girlfriend are also stuck on the bridge with the 60 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: hurricane coming in because he left a little early. I 61 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 1: left five minutes before them. See there's something. This is 62 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: why I bring it up. There's something about Ray and weather. 63 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,920 Speaker 1: He knows whether like he stares at the clouds and 64 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 1: knows when something's coming. We we've figured this out about Ray. 65 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 1: He is he's paranoid, paranoid about everything, and so he 66 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 1: is always on edge. We'll go to eat lunch and 67 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: well we'll go. We'll go to the peg Leg Porker 68 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 1: and you can see the car like it is literally 69 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: twelve steps from us. No, we're sitting outside in the 70 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 1: pass the cars across the street. Se steps twelve steps 71 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: and we part get a meter and we're talking. There's 72 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 1: twenty meters. Ray is in the middle at number twelve, 73 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 1: so there's no way a toe truck can get in there. 74 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: And Ray will watch his clock, his watch, guys, it's 75 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 1: been fifty eight minutes. We only paid for an hour. 76 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 1: We gotta go right now. We have to go right now. 77 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 1: And he knows, what do you finish his food and 78 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 1: he's like, dude, I'm gonna get told. I'm gonna get told. 79 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go sit in the car and we're like, Ray, 80 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 1: we would see a tow truck pull down the road, 81 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: be they're not towing you. They would give you a ticket, 82 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 1: and you would see the ticket guy first, and he's 83 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: gonna start either car one or car twarding. They're not 84 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,960 Speaker 1: gonna go to car twelve in the middle and be like, 85 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,440 Speaker 1: oh you don't have but no, no, I can't do it. Guys, 86 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 1: I'll see I'm in the car. Yes, you are the 87 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,839 Speaker 1: most parent. Why are you so paranol So I waited 88 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: in the car and guess what, I didn't get towed. No, 89 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 1: you were never gonna get towed. We finished our food, lunch, 90 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,039 Speaker 1: took us about twenty more minutes to finish, and this 91 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,480 Speaker 1: dude sits in the car for twenty minutes, didn't get towed, 92 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 1: didn't have a boot. Did you do the toad truck? Ever? Come? 93 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 1: I thought I saw no liar, So why can can 94 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 1: you we we've tried to figure this out. Why are 95 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 1: you like? Why are you so paranoid? Maybe it's just 96 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:43,479 Speaker 1: about certain stuff. Okay, Well with the weather, I don't 97 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 1: feel like getting wet you guys, apparently we're finally. I 98 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 1: was getting paid to be there, so I stayed there 99 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 1: during the storm. As the tornadoes coming through, I'm like, hey, 100 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:54,919 Speaker 1: you know what I gotta do? What I gotta do. 101 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 1: I'm getting paid, and they haven't told me I can 102 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 1: leave yet. So people are fleeing the bridge and I 103 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 1: just stood there. So I don't like getting wet unexpectedly. 104 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 1: I don't like getting towed, just like every red blood. 105 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,719 Speaker 1: That's American point. The point is you were never gonna 106 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 1: get towed the all right, you got wet, You're smart, 107 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 1: you left five minutes early. But you worry about stuff 108 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 1: all the time. I'm worried about you worrying so much. 109 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: I'm not worried about anything right now? What am I? 110 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,559 Speaker 1: What could I POSSI? I mean, dang soundproof building. I'm 111 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:27,159 Speaker 1: chilling right now. You're actually good, exactly, not paranoid. Okay, 112 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 1: do we want to get the menu? What do you 113 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:34,480 Speaker 1: guys gonna eat? Man? Never give up on your dreams, guys, 114 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:38,480 Speaker 1: never on your dreams. Because I was about to give up. 115 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: Did Ray? Did Ray do his homework? We'll find out. 116 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, he obviously didn't and obviously didn't. And 117 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 1: it was a nightmare working with Lebron. But before we 118 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 1: get to all that, we got, Oh and football is back, 119 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: before we get it was not back, before we get 120 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,840 Speaker 1: to play the game. American laws, it's called you rather, 121 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,000 Speaker 1: would you rather know how to play every instrument or 122 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:14,839 Speaker 1: spell every word? Play instrument? There's no reason to spell 123 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 1: every word right OUTO correct. These days, you don't have 124 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:20,040 Speaker 1: to worry about spelling. I am the worst speller in 125 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 1: the world, and I don't even have to worry about 126 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,040 Speaker 1: it because Auto correct got me. It's got my bat 127 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 1: But playing a beautiful instrument, every instrument, a harp. I've 128 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,239 Speaker 1: seen people play a harp. Here seen a heart before 129 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,280 Speaker 1: one really big. When you watch someone play the harp, 130 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,360 Speaker 1: I'm like, there's eighty strings on that thing, and it's 131 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 1: like beautiful. I would love to play every instrument. Being 132 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,360 Speaker 1: able to spell, that's gonna make you. Those spelling be nerds. 133 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,360 Speaker 1: What do they get? Five thousand? It wasn't a very 134 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,600 Speaker 1: impressive number. Was something lower than twenty. That's all you're 135 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,839 Speaker 1: gonna make from being able to spell every word? Five 136 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:55,719 Speaker 1: thousand dollars. That's your cap with playing every instrument. Sky's 137 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,920 Speaker 1: the limit. You could be a guy that writes singles, 138 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,520 Speaker 1: have a huge music career. You could be a loser 139 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,240 Speaker 1: that plays in a grunge ban, but you're still gonna 140 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,280 Speaker 1: get some asks. I'm going with playing every instrument. Yeah, 141 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 1: because think about all the people you can impress with it. No, 142 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 1: you can a good party trick at any party. Any party, 143 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, hey, someone's gonna do you know 144 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 1: how to spell? Is you? Actually? I do? And you spell? 145 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 1: I'll give me a word, Give me a word, not 146 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,360 Speaker 1: dare you? I'll spell. If somebody asked me in a 147 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 1: party to spell a word, I will punch them in 148 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:26,000 Speaker 1: the foe would leave that party, and it would also 149 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 1: be you would be that annoying guy like man, you'd 150 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,160 Speaker 1: be in the office and something like man, I don't 151 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 1: know how to spell, well I know how to spell it, 152 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 1: and you spell like this, you would be there he does? 153 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 1: Tom does Tom? Go Tom? How do you spell? Super califern? Okay, 154 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,920 Speaker 1: you know how to smell? On? Aman? I want to 155 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,520 Speaker 1: be a cue like I mean, that would be so 156 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:47,120 Speaker 1: annoying and right hit the nail on the head. Money, money, money, 157 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,680 Speaker 1: You're gonna make more money playing every instrument because you 158 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,160 Speaker 1: can be in the what is that thing, the Symphony 159 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,960 Speaker 1: Country Music Hall of Fame, well that too. You can 160 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,000 Speaker 1: be in anything. You could be in anything and make 161 00:07:57,040 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: a lot of money because you can play every single instrument. 162 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,840 Speaker 1: And I thought you meant at parties you can literally 163 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,800 Speaker 1: be Is that a hart pellow on the wall there? 164 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 1: What it actually is? Like? Let me see that it's 165 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,000 Speaker 1: a pellow? And I don't know making it up, but 166 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 1: you know, I think my wife played the cello. She 167 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 1: does play the cello. It's very sexy. Played it for me. 168 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:22,040 Speaker 1: Girls that played cello very sexy. Really Oh yeah wow, 169 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: But I'd love to see her. Why I played cello. 170 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to look up what a cello looks like. 171 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 1: I guess it's kind of the thing where they you 172 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,600 Speaker 1: kind of straddle the instrument a little bit there. Get 173 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,959 Speaker 1: it's really I thought it was the one that you 174 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 1: put on your shoulder. That's a violin, idiot, both of 175 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 1: you idiots. But that cello, it's kind of like a 176 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,920 Speaker 1: big violin, right, Like it stands up and you put 177 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,680 Speaker 1: it between your legs. Oh, and then you just grow 178 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:52,160 Speaker 1: It's almost like you're grabbing by the neck. And then women, 179 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,160 Speaker 1: what if a guy plays it's not sexy? Okay, that's 180 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,880 Speaker 1: kind of like do guys play it? That's awkward? Hey, 181 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:09,120 Speaker 1: Tom's over there bone the cellar and that rather kick, Hey, coach, 182 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:13,240 Speaker 1: can't get a little more on this too on your headphone. Yeah, alright, boy, 183 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,400 Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. Still, I mean, let's just 184 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,200 Speaker 1: do it. It sounds like I'm yelling because I can't 185 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,440 Speaker 1: hear myself. You are kind of yelling. There we go, 186 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:24,319 Speaker 1: thank you. That's it. Perfect, alright, perfect. Yeah, they don't 187 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,439 Speaker 1: call me the audio guy for nothing. That's right now 188 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,839 Speaker 1: I can talk. No, guys, never give up. What was 189 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,600 Speaker 1: your dream as a kid, Eddie, what was your dream? 190 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,599 Speaker 1: Be a rock star, be a surfer man, invent a 191 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:36,640 Speaker 1: beer now, dude, I wanted to be a rock star 192 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,960 Speaker 1: so bad that my first I remember, I don't know, 193 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:42,040 Speaker 1: third grade Christmas list, I was like a guitar, electric 194 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:45,160 Speaker 1: guitar for Oscar. I'll take a bass guitar from Mike, 195 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,920 Speaker 1: I'll take drum set for Nick and me. Just give 196 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,400 Speaker 1: me that microphone because I want to be the lead 197 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,760 Speaker 1: singer of this band. Third grade, dude, I wanted all 198 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,640 Speaker 1: my friends to start a band and we're gonna be 199 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,079 Speaker 1: rock stars and we're gonna tour the world. You did 200 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,440 Speaker 1: a saying, oh, wish list for your friends? Yeah, wanted to. 201 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,800 Speaker 1: That's how Big wanted because he needed to get the 202 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,920 Speaker 1: band together. If they didn't have instruments. There was no band, 203 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,079 Speaker 1: so he had to put them on the list. He 204 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,640 Speaker 1: he only wanted one gift and then gifts for his friends. 205 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,280 Speaker 1: He want ten gifts. Ten gifts. He wanted to spread 206 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,560 Speaker 1: them around. What was your dream lunchbox? I wanted to 207 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:16,760 Speaker 1: be a professional athlete. I mean, I think every kid 208 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:20,319 Speaker 1: first to happen. The first thing, I wanted to be 209 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,560 Speaker 1: in the army. I thought it was gonna be so 210 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,679 Speaker 1: cool to be in the army because I loved camouflage. 211 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:28,000 Speaker 1: I love the color green, and I painted my walls green. 212 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:32,960 Speaker 1: I had like green and then he'd be the first 213 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Speaker 1: to go out. Then I realized they yell at you 214 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,319 Speaker 1: and like wake you up in the middle of the 215 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,000 Speaker 1: night and you can actually die. And I was like, 216 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:43,600 Speaker 1: I think, come out on that. So then I wanted 217 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,400 Speaker 1: to be an ambulance driver because they drive an ambulance 218 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,640 Speaker 1: and just because they drive fast, I thought it's so 219 00:10:49,679 --> 00:10:52,160 Speaker 1: cool they can red lights. Yeah, And then I discovered 220 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,760 Speaker 1: you had to deal with patients and blood and guts, 221 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,880 Speaker 1: and I was like, I think I'm out on that too. 222 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,920 Speaker 1: So then I wanted to be on the real world. 223 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,679 Speaker 1: I mean, so I had a lot of tricks, right, 224 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:04,480 Speaker 1: what did you want to be me? I narrowed it 225 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 1: down to baseball and basketball. That was usually the best 226 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,760 Speaker 1: up until middle school. Then kids started being better than me, 227 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,200 Speaker 1: and I then narrowed down basketball because I wasn't at tall, 228 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:15,040 Speaker 1: so I said, so I said, I can't be an 229 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,520 Speaker 1: NBA player. Boom. Narrowed it down to baseball still through 230 00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:19,800 Speaker 1: middle school. I thought I had chance at baseball. Freshman 231 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,480 Speaker 1: year of high school, I threw that out the window. 232 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:24,120 Speaker 1: And as we're driving through cities with my parents when 233 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,440 Speaker 1: we go on vacations and stuff, I saw these ups 234 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:28,680 Speaker 1: drivers and I thought it was a fascinating job. You 235 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:32,319 Speaker 1: drive through the city, you're speeding, you're throwing packages. There 236 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,240 Speaker 1: were times I talked to him and ask him questions. 237 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,079 Speaker 1: In high school. It's like, hey, man, you like your job? 238 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,760 Speaker 1: Is it fun? So I told my mom that and 239 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,760 Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, it's probably a good profession. I don't 240 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,120 Speaker 1: even think you have to go to school for it. 241 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,719 Speaker 1: So that was on the back burner. But then I 242 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:46,400 Speaker 1: went to college, got into the radio thing. Rest is history. 243 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:51,440 Speaker 1: Nathan Peter Patterson, he played baseball in high school. Didn't 244 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,600 Speaker 1: have a good arm. That's it. Quit like he's done, 245 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,880 Speaker 1: graduated high school? Does this thing. He's got a Rockies 246 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,480 Speaker 1: game a couple of weeks ago with his brother and 247 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:04,800 Speaker 1: they have one of those Hey how fast can you throw? Gardener? 248 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:13,240 Speaker 1: And so he gets in there. What wait wait, no 249 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:20,320 Speaker 1: warm up, nothing to dude, just fires a ninety what what? 250 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,240 Speaker 1: At this point the scouts are showing up right. His 251 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:27,400 Speaker 1: brother put a video up on Twitter. Guys, we're just 252 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,880 Speaker 1: chilling at the Rockies baseball game, and my brother decided 253 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,200 Speaker 1: to step in the speed pitch machine. His last pitch 254 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:37,319 Speaker 1: hit ninety six major League Baseball. Let's get him signed. Wow, 255 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:43,120 Speaker 1: he has now in Oakland. A Wow, that's amazing. Fall 256 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,600 Speaker 1: by the wayside and just he said in high school 257 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,319 Speaker 1: he was he didn't have that good of an arm. 258 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:51,040 Speaker 1: He just matured, I guess and rest and it all started. 259 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,880 Speaker 1: Here's what happened last year. He was a Nashville Sounds 260 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,040 Speaker 1: game last August. He's from here? Is he from here? 261 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,319 Speaker 1: I don't know where he's from. It doesn't say I 262 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,760 Speaker 1: was in the Rockies game. So maybe he's in Denver. 263 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,559 Speaker 1: If he's in a damn Sounds game, he lives in 264 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,800 Speaker 1: next you would travel to go to a Cubs game, right, 265 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,320 Speaker 1: was you travel to go to the Iowa? Doesn't say 266 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:17,439 Speaker 1: where he is from. It just says never gave up 267 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,120 Speaker 1: on your dreams. It just says that he was after 268 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,959 Speaker 1: he was at a Sounds game. Coach, I feel like 269 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,600 Speaker 1: he's our neighbor. It says that he was at a 270 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:29,320 Speaker 1: gas station in Nashville. This is amazing. But but but 271 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:32,280 Speaker 1: so if you were a major league team, you look 272 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,800 Speaker 1: at the video, You're like, all right, this probably is nothing, 273 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,880 Speaker 1: but we probably should fly him in to just check 274 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,640 Speaker 1: him out, because because I mean, it could one be 275 00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:44,200 Speaker 1: a fake video too, Like, how do you even trust 276 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:47,320 Speaker 1: they get him with a fake video? He really throws? 277 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:51,520 Speaker 1: That's a sixty one? Hey? Or dude, listen, how how 278 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,720 Speaker 1: is this? I have no idea where he's from, because 279 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:58,959 Speaker 1: he's everywhere. Coach, how is this? Has his dog at 280 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,800 Speaker 1: the game? Coach? I could have told you. I already 281 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,679 Speaker 1: told he's from Nahville. Well, we could ask him these 282 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,400 Speaker 1: questions in person. Okay, go ahead. How do you go 283 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,440 Speaker 1: from a non active arm like that for so long 284 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,280 Speaker 1: and then be able to pitch a whole game? So 285 00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:17,280 Speaker 1: like I couldn't talk to your cousin about that? Like, 286 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,920 Speaker 1: is that even possible conditioning wise, like to have your 287 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,880 Speaker 1: arm ready to do a major league game, Like I 288 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,440 Speaker 1: don't even know he's gonna be a starter, but even 289 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,480 Speaker 1: as a relief pitcher, I would like to say, he's 290 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:30,000 Speaker 1: still been throwing a lot with buddies. He plays inner murals. 291 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,520 Speaker 1: Something you got the ninety one. He hadn't been playing 292 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,640 Speaker 1: baseball since high school, hadn't thrown a ball. I mean, 293 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,760 Speaker 1: last year most unbelievable stories of all times. Last year 294 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,960 Speaker 1: at a Nashville Sounds game, he jumped in there and 295 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,440 Speaker 1: throw ninety six. He jumped in the game and you know, 296 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,920 Speaker 1: in the little thing, and the ns needed him to pitch, 297 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,600 Speaker 1: which which I've done. So then he started thinking, man, 298 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 1: why don't I If I can throw ninety six, I 299 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,800 Speaker 1: need to start training. So starting last August he started training. 300 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,400 Speaker 1: He's been training for a year. Then well still he 301 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:00,400 Speaker 1: jumped in without training. No, what I'm saying is a year. 302 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,840 Speaker 1: I'll sign you. You've been training for a year. If 303 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,840 Speaker 1: you were cold, this was you were at the Rockets 304 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,480 Speaker 1: game two weeks ago. I can't sign you like you're not. 305 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,200 Speaker 1: They're not giving millions of dollars they're giving him probably 306 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:13,840 Speaker 1: twenty dollars. It's you take a flyer. So it's really 307 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,680 Speaker 1: no a big cost of the organization. So not pitching 308 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:21,840 Speaker 1: tonight off of no an pitched? What are you talking about? 309 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,760 Speaker 1: He starts training and he joined a men's league team 310 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,640 Speaker 1: last like last August. He decides, Oh, you know what 311 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna start training. I'm gonna join a 312 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,480 Speaker 1: like a beer League Baseball showed up to beer League 313 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,560 Speaker 1: and this dude throws me a ninety one outprour fastball. 314 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:40,320 Speaker 1: I'm out. I'm out playing the stupid game. Hey, sweetie, 315 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,800 Speaker 1: So I started playing beer League with the guys, ended 316 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:46,480 Speaker 1: up playing a ringer that throws nineties six. Yeah, he 317 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,360 Speaker 1: pitched a no hitter against me, Bill and Jimmy. What 318 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:53,400 Speaker 1: part of beer League did he not understand? Yeah? So 319 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,240 Speaker 1: he begins training and he gets hit by a car, 320 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,880 Speaker 1: has to have surgery on his left arm. He's in 321 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 1: a cat This is a Hollywood movie. Scre should be forget. 322 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,160 Speaker 1: And so he's at the Rockies game. They see him 323 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,840 Speaker 1: again pitching on that thing. They signed him. He's with 324 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,160 Speaker 1: the Ace. Now Rockies probably put him in that day 325 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,000 Speaker 1: if they saw that. I mean, is that that you 326 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,600 Speaker 1: just go to a game screwing around and you jump 327 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 1: in one of these pitching machine games and you're now, 328 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,160 Speaker 1: it's not a pitching machine game. He's the pitching machine. 329 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,840 Speaker 1: You're the you're a major league basic. Well, you're you're 330 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:27,880 Speaker 1: a professional baseball player. Have you ever done one of those? Yeah, probat. 331 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,720 Speaker 1: I mean I'm the fastest, and I think if I 332 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,680 Speaker 1: tried it now, I'd probably throw my shoulder out. And 333 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,000 Speaker 1: that's the risk you take when you do those pitching things. 334 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,280 Speaker 1: Next the whole game. Yeah, but the entire game. Your 335 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,880 Speaker 1: arm is killing you. After throwing five paces, you're in 336 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,680 Speaker 1: hand of the day. I was playing catch with my 337 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,280 Speaker 1: kids and there I was teaching him like you gotta 338 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,400 Speaker 1: put your body into your throat, like put the step 339 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,960 Speaker 1: and I was like, I was like, let me show you, 340 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,320 Speaker 1: let me show you, and I was like, wanted to 341 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,040 Speaker 1: show off. So I threw the ball to the fence. 342 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,880 Speaker 1: I went like hard to the fence and did my 343 00:16:55,880 --> 00:17:00,400 Speaker 1: shoulders still hurt. This is a week ago, still hurts. 344 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,000 Speaker 1: But I pitched the hard and they were like, whoa, 345 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:06,360 Speaker 1: that's what happens when you use your leg Like yeah, ouch, dang, dude, 346 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,840 Speaker 1: that's awesome. Impressing. That's why I want kids just to 347 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,159 Speaker 1: impress them until they're not impressed anymore, until they can 348 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,840 Speaker 1: beat your ass. Yeah, because when they're young, I bet 349 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,080 Speaker 1: you they're impressed by everything. Every I mean, when they're 350 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,639 Speaker 1: five years old, they don't know any better. We took 351 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,520 Speaker 1: into a wrestling match and literally my foster kid was 352 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,560 Speaker 1: just like, are you gonna wrestle? Because you could totally 353 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,359 Speaker 1: beat that dude right there, and this guy was like 354 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,680 Speaker 1: two fifty pounds all muscle, and like, yeah, I probably could, 355 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,679 Speaker 1: but not to night's time tonight. Actually he was just like, 356 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,840 Speaker 1: why are you not in there? Like you're stronger than 357 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:39,119 Speaker 1: all these dudes here. He believes that about me. That's funny, 358 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,560 Speaker 1: and that funny. When I got older, I used to 359 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,159 Speaker 1: think my dad was kind of soft, you know what 360 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,560 Speaker 1: I mean. I punch him in the arm. There's a 361 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:51,360 Speaker 1: difference between kids and adult strength because my dad would 362 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,600 Speaker 1: punch me back on the shoulder. Damn, I'm never punched 363 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,560 Speaker 1: him again. That was really dumb, really dumb. But but 364 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:59,560 Speaker 1: but in reality today you can kick his ass. Probably not. 365 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,080 Speaker 1: That's still tell you his dad, And now I'll still 366 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,960 Speaker 1: tell you my dad. He's pretty strong. And he's big 367 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,320 Speaker 1: and he's does physical work. Yes, he does physical world, 368 00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:08,199 Speaker 1: let's not forget that. Yeah, I got, you know, soft hands. 369 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,680 Speaker 1: I used to have couses on my finger from pushing 370 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,639 Speaker 1: cars at Sam's. Dude, he's got radio station hands. His 371 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:17,200 Speaker 1: dad's got workers hands, man hands hands. This dude's been 372 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,600 Speaker 1: pecking on the keyboard all the morning. Yeah, I have been. 373 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,840 Speaker 1: I have. I've been checking some things out. And speaking 374 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,440 Speaker 1: of checking things out, right, I want to check your 375 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,160 Speaker 1: list out. We we've talked about it the other day. 376 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,159 Speaker 1: Uh NFL players under the most pressure this year. We 377 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 1: did our list yesterday. You were absent. So we're just 378 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,600 Speaker 1: gonna go world recap real quick. The way we're just 379 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:38,920 Speaker 1: going on minds mahomie, Okay, you number what number one? 380 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? The number one most most pressure? Yes, 381 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,560 Speaker 1: Number two has got to be Baker because he's Mr. Personality. 382 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,840 Speaker 1: He's doing a little bit of talking. The Browns are 383 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,760 Speaker 1: actually expected to kind of make the playoffs if he 384 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 1: I mean, he's not gonna suck. He's solid, but I 385 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,600 Speaker 1: feel like he's under pressure because he was such a 386 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,479 Speaker 1: standout last year. But I do say, baby, I think 387 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,879 Speaker 1: Eddie had anker number two, And I think it's a 388 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 1: good pick because you're right, Baker does talk a lot, 389 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,600 Speaker 1: so he brings a lot of the pressure on himself. 390 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,440 Speaker 1: The spotlight is on him. But you're right. I Eddie said, 391 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,640 Speaker 1: if they don't make the super Bowl, I said, playoffs. 392 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:14,000 Speaker 1: If they make the playoffs, it's a successful season. All 393 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,199 Speaker 1: I said is I think the Browns fan base is like, 394 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,080 Speaker 1: are like, we're going to the super Bowl. Baby, we 395 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:21,480 Speaker 1: got ode Odell Beckham, Like, we've got Baker, We've got 396 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,920 Speaker 1: the power to get to the super Bowl. And they're not. 397 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,160 Speaker 1: But I mean, I think they believe that we do three? 398 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,760 Speaker 1: How many we do? If you have number three, I'm 399 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,560 Speaker 1: gonna probably go out on a limit. This when Tom 400 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,280 Speaker 1: Brady just because he had He's did Christina have Tom. 401 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,760 Speaker 1: He's always had great seasons. He could have gone out 402 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,520 Speaker 1: on Tom could have gone out on top. He has 403 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:45,280 Speaker 1: a terrible season. That's a different angle. That's a kind 404 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,199 Speaker 1: of a good angle. That's the same angle as all 405 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,120 Speaker 1: your your whole list right now, That's what I'm saying. 406 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:51,439 Speaker 1: I like your angle because New Girl her angle was 407 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,000 Speaker 1: just like because he's the greatest of all time, so 408 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,400 Speaker 1: he still has to live up like she didn't. Your 409 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,040 Speaker 1: angle is what if he falls flat on his face, 410 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,199 Speaker 1: and it should like when when the wheels come off, 411 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,600 Speaker 1: the wheels come off. Forget. But here's the thing about 412 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:07,119 Speaker 1: Tom Brady. Even last year he did fall flat in 413 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,480 Speaker 1: his face for for a few games, like he had 414 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,040 Speaker 1: bad games in there. He he didn't look great, but 415 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,320 Speaker 1: then he went the super Bowl. That's Tom Brady, That's 416 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:16,080 Speaker 1: what he does. It's kind of like when he needs 417 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:19,680 Speaker 1: to play, he plays hard. When every other game it's 418 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,360 Speaker 1: just like, yeah, he'll have bad games where he looks 419 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:26,119 Speaker 1: like crap. So Eddie's number one was Kyler Murray? Okay, 420 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,160 Speaker 1: And I mean, are we all looking forward to Kyler Murray? 421 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,719 Speaker 1: Looking forward to is different than no, no, no. But 422 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,240 Speaker 1: but when you know you have a bunch of eyes 423 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,960 Speaker 1: on you, which he knows a lot of eyes are 424 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,560 Speaker 1: on him this year, it's a lot of pressure. I'm 425 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,600 Speaker 1: gonna see a lot of those Arizona games exactly, They're 426 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,040 Speaker 1: not gonna be on a lot of TV. You're not 427 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,879 Speaker 1: gonna see we all have the ticket. I don't have 428 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,600 Speaker 1: the ticket. You guys know I tried to do. Are 429 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,960 Speaker 1: you gonna bet Parlays if you don't I tried to 430 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,400 Speaker 1: have the ticket last year. I tried to do the 431 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,920 Speaker 1: direct TV ticket or whatever. And let me tell you, 432 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,359 Speaker 1: every time I would turn it on a game, it 433 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:58,359 Speaker 1: would just freeze and I could never watch it. My 434 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,639 Speaker 1: fault that sounds like the worst is the two Well, No, 435 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,879 Speaker 1: I used to college discount on my buddy works at 436 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,920 Speaker 1: the university. I used his email, so his ninety bucks 437 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,000 Speaker 1: because I'm being a hundred for the MLB package. It 438 00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:11,639 Speaker 1: is flawless, lawless. Do you want to hear Lunch's first pick? Yeah, 439 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:17,840 Speaker 1: Philip Rivers, Why do you think, right? Why is he 440 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,760 Speaker 1: under pressure just because Melvin Gordon's leaving? I don't know 441 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,720 Speaker 1: he's under pressure. He's under pressure because if he wants 442 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,000 Speaker 1: to if he wants to submit his legacy and go 443 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,480 Speaker 1: into the Hall of Fame, he hasn't submitted it exactly. 444 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,840 Speaker 1: He needs to win a super Bowl. He needs this. 445 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,280 Speaker 1: This is the best team he's had that they are 446 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,760 Speaker 1: set up to go deep into the playoffs and maybe 447 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,480 Speaker 1: a super Bowl. And can't he get it done. They're 448 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,439 Speaker 1: losing Melvin. They Yeah, Melvin wants to be trading now. 449 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,040 Speaker 1: He said, hey, you guys need to trade me. But 450 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:47,640 Speaker 1: he's gonna be remembered to me right now, Philip Rivers 451 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:51,639 Speaker 1: is gonna be Carmelo Anthony remember numbers, but just nothing. 452 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:56,720 Speaker 1: Philip Rivers is gonna be someone we don't even know. 453 00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:00,719 Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, gonna That's what I'm saying. He 454 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,119 Speaker 1: wants to be. No, you hate on Carmelo, but that 455 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,600 Speaker 1: name is going to stick around for like Philip Rivers. 456 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,320 Speaker 1: Look at Dan Fouts. What the hell you know? Dan 457 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:13,440 Speaker 1: Founts is the broadcaster. Yeah, he was a badass quarterback 458 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:16,359 Speaker 1: for the Chargers Super Bowl champion. Do you talk about 459 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:21,160 Speaker 1: Dan Fouts? No, because Ray is not old enough. Okay. 460 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,840 Speaker 1: Do you know Roger Sta Yes, exactly because he was 461 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:30,040 Speaker 1: Cowboys Ray, He's not a Texan. Cowboys are the biggest team. Okay, Okay, fine, 462 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:33,439 Speaker 1: do you know who Jerry Rice is? Stupid? Were alive 463 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,479 Speaker 1: when he played? Okay? Do you know Terry Bradshaw is? 464 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,760 Speaker 1: He's still on TV? So is Dan Fauls exactly, so 465 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,840 Speaker 1: we know who he is. Coach. All I'm saying is 466 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,639 Speaker 1: that it doesn't matter if Philip Rivers gets to the 467 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,679 Speaker 1: playoffs super Bowl. He has to win. I'm saying to 468 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,239 Speaker 1: go to the Hall of fame, not going to win 469 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,480 Speaker 1: a Super Bowl, and no one's ever gonna remember him. 470 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,680 Speaker 1: He's gonna be remembered as oh didn't have a bunch 471 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,160 Speaker 1: of kids. Oh yeah, And he was with the San 472 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,600 Speaker 1: Diego Charger, but then they switched to Los Angeles Chargers. 473 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,399 Speaker 1: I don't even know where they played their home games. 474 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,440 Speaker 1: I still don't know where they play their home games 475 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:06,000 Speaker 1: at a soccer stadium, that's what. And then Christina and 476 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,120 Speaker 1: you girls, she goes with Eli as their number one. 477 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,560 Speaker 1: I mean he's out. No pressure on Eli has no pressure, 478 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,439 Speaker 1: no al army, got no pressure. Done good. And to me, 479 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,719 Speaker 1: and what I said about Eddies is Kyler Murray has 480 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,240 Speaker 1: no pressure because there's no expectations of the Cardinals to 481 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,920 Speaker 1: be good. And he the difference. But on him he does, 482 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,960 Speaker 1: I don't think because the difference between him being the 483 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,720 Speaker 1: number one pick and Baker being the number one pick. 484 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:32,560 Speaker 1: Baker's a talker. Baker said, Hey, he got the hype 485 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,080 Speaker 1: train going. You don't hear anything from Kyler Murray. There 486 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,920 Speaker 1: is no talk but Baker Arizona Cardinal. But Baker didn't 487 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,560 Speaker 1: have the pressure because he went into a team where 488 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,360 Speaker 1: they already had a starter. He went into team where 489 00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:44,840 Speaker 1: Tyrod Taylor was a starter, he had pressure. No, no, 490 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,040 Speaker 1: once he was named the starter. Was that I mean 491 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,200 Speaker 1: during camp or whatever? I mean once because they started 492 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,320 Speaker 1: on both right a beginning season, it was Tyron's No. 493 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,719 Speaker 1: Tyrod was a starter until like week three when they 494 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,800 Speaker 1: were playing when they were playing the Jets and they 495 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:02,680 Speaker 1: were three point favorite, and he came in at halftime 496 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,879 Speaker 1: because Tyrod Taylor was terrible, terrible. Think with that scenario 497 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,239 Speaker 1: that you had no pressure. But with Kyler that's all 498 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:13,720 Speaker 1: they got, right, which means no pressure because they suck. Anyway, 499 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,719 Speaker 1: I would say more pressure is on Cliff Kingsbury the coach, 500 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,639 Speaker 1: because everybody's a good one. Why the hell would you 501 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,240 Speaker 1: hire someone that got fired from Texas Tech? He couldn't 502 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,200 Speaker 1: even make it at Tech and then you hire him 503 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,879 Speaker 1: in the NFL like what? So that I would say 504 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,760 Speaker 1: there's more pressure on him to prove that he can 505 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:34,639 Speaker 1: coach Cardinals play well. He said anybody in the NFL? 506 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,440 Speaker 1: Did you you can do anybody in the NFL? I 507 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,320 Speaker 1: think we need to look at that player or the 508 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,080 Speaker 1: team win total for the Cardinals and but under I 509 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:46,280 Speaker 1: betch look it up, I would say it's four. I'd 510 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:50,200 Speaker 1: say it's five. I mean, you got Cliff dude, you 511 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,720 Speaker 1: got a new boy Murray at what five eight? Run 512 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,800 Speaker 1: around back there, running around They're really fast. With all 513 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,359 Speaker 1: the hype in the world right now. Yes, so David 514 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:03,080 Speaker 1: Griffin is the Pelicans new GM, and it used to 515 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,679 Speaker 1: be the GM of the five and a half. Whoa 516 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:12,920 Speaker 1: under hello under now hello under that? Wow, hello under boys, 517 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,959 Speaker 1: we might have our futures bet we always like to make, 518 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,160 Speaker 1: and we did the Lakers they didn't make the playoffs. Yeah, 519 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,720 Speaker 1: that's a good idea for Monday. We need to come 520 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,480 Speaker 1: up with. We need to look at some futures bets 521 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,960 Speaker 1: right here, and we need to go in as a 522 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:29,959 Speaker 1: show five coach. That I mean, I mean you think 523 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,399 Speaker 1: they win four. I don't even look at their schedule. 524 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,879 Speaker 1: I'm gonna look at their schedule. Not even that. Without 525 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,840 Speaker 1: even looking at their schedule, that will be chilling off. 526 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:42,600 Speaker 1: Watch the week way win week one. They can't win 527 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,359 Speaker 1: Week one. They can't or can't they can now that 528 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,560 Speaker 1: they're not gonna be good. Dude, I don't know who 529 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,160 Speaker 1: they're playing, so I don't know who if they're gonna 530 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,639 Speaker 1: be if they can win week one or not if 531 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,200 Speaker 1: they're playing a dumpster fire like the Dolphins. Guys that 532 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,440 Speaker 1: they could win. Week one is the is the week 533 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,800 Speaker 1: that you win money on, Like that's the week because 534 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,000 Speaker 1: no one knows anything. The lines are are a little 535 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,120 Speaker 1: you know, shifting. That's why you don't you can. It's 536 00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,080 Speaker 1: hard to win money week one because you know nothing. 537 00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,120 Speaker 1: For some reason, I get lucky in Week one because 538 00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,040 Speaker 1: it's random. Well, then give me your lock, shut the 539 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,920 Speaker 1: door on something. You gotta do a lot. You gotta 540 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,280 Speaker 1: do a lot of different beasts. I mean, this says 541 00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,560 Speaker 1: the preseason. I mean preseason did start last night. I 542 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,200 Speaker 1: mean football is back. I mean you had the Broncos 543 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,680 Speaker 1: and Falcons. I mean, what a game in Canton. I 544 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,840 Speaker 1: didn't watch a second of it because it felt good. 545 00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:26,800 Speaker 1: I was like, man, I'm gonna I'm gonna just get 546 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,879 Speaker 1: the football vibe going in this house. No one watched 547 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,720 Speaker 1: it or whatever, but I had it on and hearing 548 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:36,280 Speaker 1: Collinsworth's voice, and I big the big dog. They're in preseason, Mo, 549 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,320 Speaker 1: they gotta get ready, they gotta get in shape. So 550 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,600 Speaker 1: their voices on the TV and like the kids yell am, 551 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,280 Speaker 1: I all right. Maybe it's starting to feel like football 552 00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,320 Speaker 1: season is here, and then I watched a little bit 553 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,760 Speaker 1: of it and like, this is terrible. It was crazy 554 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,080 Speaker 1: ending though, right, you know what happened? You know, like 555 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,760 Speaker 1: fourteen seconds to go, John Elway stepped in their fourth 556 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,600 Speaker 1: and fourteen from the fifteen yard line and instead of 557 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,240 Speaker 1: kicking game tying field goal, the Broncos go for it. 558 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,760 Speaker 1: They locked it up in the end zone. It's tipped touchdowns, 559 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:14,960 Speaker 1: Broncos win, Broncos cover, and the under hits lines. No, 560 00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,680 Speaker 1: but I read a story about it. Dude, I don't 561 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,880 Speaker 1: even know. I didn't know who was favorite. I don't 562 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,840 Speaker 1: even know. Why don't you bet more? I don't bet 563 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:26,760 Speaker 1: online because I would never cash out, there's no You 564 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,880 Speaker 1: just know yourself. Yeah, I know myself. I could win 565 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,960 Speaker 1: five and I'm just gonna keep it in there until 566 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,600 Speaker 1: I lose it. So what's the point of betting? Like, 567 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,240 Speaker 1: I've been watching the horse channel. What's it? What's it 568 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,520 Speaker 1: called ray? It's tv G, I think something like that. 569 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,400 Speaker 1: There's actually a horse channel, and I bet on the horses, 570 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,600 Speaker 1: and the people on there they called they call so 571 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,440 Speaker 1: many right, and like why are these guys not millionaires? Like, oh, 572 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,800 Speaker 1: they'll tell you sometimes they put their picks out there, 573 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,640 Speaker 1: just like I really like the number four. A lot 574 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,800 Speaker 1: of them do bet, Okay do they If they're talking 575 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,760 Speaker 1: betting all day, you're telling me they're not putting a 576 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,320 Speaker 1: dollar down on it. I don't know. I Ucky Derby. 577 00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,280 Speaker 1: They have a guy that they go to and they're like, 578 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,119 Speaker 1: who do you like? Well, like, I put fifty on 579 00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:06,600 Speaker 1: this guy, I put fifty on that one. I would 580 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,800 Speaker 1: never say that on this channel. They don't say the amountain, 581 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,320 Speaker 1: so I don't know if they're actually betting it, but 582 00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,119 Speaker 1: they nail a bunch of them guys. I'm looking at 583 00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:16,120 Speaker 1: the Cardinals schedule. I hate to go back. There ain't 584 00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,960 Speaker 1: a chance in hell that they they play Week one. Okay, 585 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,359 Speaker 1: you gotta get past Week one. Ram, you're not gonna 586 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,600 Speaker 1: like this one. Well, no, we're rooting for great teams. 587 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,040 Speaker 1: They play a horrible team. They play the Lions right away. 588 00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,520 Speaker 1: Lions will win. Okay. If they win, then the Cardinals 589 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:35,000 Speaker 1: aren't winning game all season, Ravens. Next week, that defense 590 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,240 Speaker 1: is gonna eat Kyler Murray a lot. Next week Cardinals 591 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:42,360 Speaker 1: win that one. Okay, So how about you right now 592 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:47,680 Speaker 1: do it online? I just know out, I know you're right, 593 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,720 Speaker 1: The Ravens defense is gonna be disgustingly dirty, and but 594 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:54,760 Speaker 1: the only thing is having a speedy quarterback like Lamar Jackson. 595 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,920 Speaker 1: I don't know what the Ravens offense is gonna look 596 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,960 Speaker 1: like with Kyler Murray back there. The Cardinals defense may 597 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,440 Speaker 1: be a little better equipped to match up with um 598 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,840 Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson. But I just think the Ravens defense is 599 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:11,600 Speaker 1: the school. We still just say there are at zero two. Okay, Panthers, 600 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,680 Speaker 1: oh and three. They ain't beating Cam Newton and the 601 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,240 Speaker 1: Panthers can has something to prove. It's the Lions game 602 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:22,320 Speaker 1: in Arizona or at Detroit in Arizona, doesn't matter, that 603 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,360 Speaker 1: matters why. I'd say they have home crowded, home crowd. 604 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,480 Speaker 1: They have one h next week, Seattle not happening. Next week, 605 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:35,240 Speaker 1: Bengals green. All right, so there's two wins. Bengal is 606 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:40,000 Speaker 1: gonna be that bad? Hey, Boys, two wins? Okay? Next 607 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:47,240 Speaker 1: week Falcons loss, yeah, loss, next week, Giants win, three wins. Saints, No, 608 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:52,480 Speaker 1: they're losing that one. Hey, forty Niners? Hell no, Bucks, 609 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,160 Speaker 1: hell no, no, I don't know, we don't know what. 610 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,880 Speaker 1: We don't know what the Bucks are gonna do so, 611 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,600 Speaker 1: But I do like the Bucks. I like I like 612 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,200 Speaker 1: Bruce Arians as a coach. Right now, my sleeper team 613 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,040 Speaker 1: for the year is the Bucks. I don't know, well, 614 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,480 Speaker 1: then they're obviously gonna beat the Cardinals. I just I 615 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,760 Speaker 1: like the Bucks. I think they're gonna surprise people because 616 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,080 Speaker 1: I think Bruce Arians. I think he's a good coach. 617 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,600 Speaker 1: I like his philosophy, what he did. He went to 618 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,880 Speaker 1: Arizona and he turned the Cardinals into a perennial contender 619 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,960 Speaker 1: every year they were in the playoffs, went in the West. 620 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,560 Speaker 1: I really like him as a head coach, and I 621 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,600 Speaker 1: think he's gonna go do good things with Jamis Winston, 622 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,560 Speaker 1: sort of like he did with Carson Palmer. All Right, 623 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,080 Speaker 1: we're at three wins, then they're gonna have the Niners. 624 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,960 Speaker 1: I think they split. They What you're you're underestimating is 625 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,880 Speaker 1: the division games are so close. We say no against Seattle, 626 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,440 Speaker 1: but they went to Seattle I think last year and 627 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,800 Speaker 1: one they were ten point favorites or something like or 628 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,280 Speaker 1: underdogs and they won guys and then they ain't winning 629 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,200 Speaker 1: after that. We got about a month left there at 630 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:51,720 Speaker 1: four wins over unders five and a half Rams, Steelers, 631 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:57,920 Speaker 1: Browns maybe maybe. Okay, there's five Seahawks. That's it we got. 632 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,280 Speaker 1: We can to lose another one. They couldn't. Did you 633 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,920 Speaker 1: are you ready for he just gave you an example 634 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,320 Speaker 1: of the the Seahawks. I think they split with the Seahawks. 635 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,400 Speaker 1: I just that's how it works in the division. Well, 636 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,080 Speaker 1: then they're not beating the Browns though. Then the time 637 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:12,680 Speaker 1: before and they split with the Seahawks last week, Rams, 638 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:16,240 Speaker 1: we're sitting in five and Rams already have home field advantage. 639 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:20,480 Speaker 1: Clinch rest everybody. That's how we lose it. You can't lose. 640 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,360 Speaker 1: That's how you do lose it. That's how gambling goes south. 641 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,960 Speaker 1: It really is. And you think that you know, we 642 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,760 Speaker 1: we just scaled the freaking schedule. I mean they nailed 643 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,360 Speaker 1: it at five point five because that is because they 644 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,440 Speaker 1: did the same thing we just did. But no, they 645 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,640 Speaker 1: did not. They did not just sit there and go, yeah, 646 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:41,200 Speaker 1: that's a win. They did know they have they run numbers, 647 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 1: are experts. They don't just sit there and go, oh, 648 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,040 Speaker 1: you know, like how they're gonna split with Seattle because 649 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,720 Speaker 1: because it's a division game, home field advantage, they may 650 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,600 Speaker 1: beat the lines. They don't do that they have actual 651 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,600 Speaker 1: reasons and philosophies and strategy and numbers that they run. 652 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,200 Speaker 1: That's how they said. They get a little table at 653 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,520 Speaker 1: Google Withcdoogle's and they just sit around and they're like, 654 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,080 Speaker 1: all right, guys, look at the schedule. The guys that 655 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,320 Speaker 1: do the line, Hey, will you hit me a beer? Yeah? 656 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,000 Speaker 1: I'm for sure they're drinking. Why they do it? What's 657 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:13,840 Speaker 1: that place is called oches? They're probably a little table 658 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,160 Speaker 1: at Hey, Tom, did you set the over runner at 659 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:19,280 Speaker 1: seventy last night? Hey, he's got a headache. I don't 660 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:27,680 Speaker 1: remember what a lot of people win. Yeah, so we 661 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,720 Speaker 1: I want to look at I think we should do that. 662 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,760 Speaker 1: We should do that next week. That's a great point. 663 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,600 Speaker 1: Next week we should take a couple of teams each 664 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,600 Speaker 1: day and break down the over under and just like 665 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,760 Speaker 1: just going off our gut, like what we see talking 666 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:44,080 Speaker 1: out just as we are going is we were generous. 667 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,360 Speaker 1: But that final week seventeen scares the hell out of me. 668 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,720 Speaker 1: They play the rams. You're right, they're gonna be benching everybody. 669 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,080 Speaker 1: That's how you're losing the bet the final week and 670 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,600 Speaker 1: they're playing nobody. I'd rather go with. I'd rather go 671 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,440 Speaker 1: to the Dolphins, Like if we're gonna pick a team 672 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,440 Speaker 1: to really screw it up, Like, I don't even know 673 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,400 Speaker 1: what the over under this for the Dolphins. Let's we 674 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,240 Speaker 1: can look next week. We can we'll look at Dolphins. 675 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,360 Speaker 1: I like the Bengals. I like looking at that. Okay, 676 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,280 Speaker 1: we'll go Dolphins Bengals Monday, and we'll look at the 677 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,760 Speaker 1: over under in their schedule. Perfect, and are we betting 678 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,680 Speaker 1: one of them? Talk about we're gonna talk about we're 679 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,840 Speaker 1: gonna go through all the teams. How much money do 680 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,320 Speaker 1: I need to say for the football season. I don't know. 681 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:22,000 Speaker 1: We're already and then hey, we need to all pick 682 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,680 Speaker 1: a Super Bowl team to bet on. Okay, I think 683 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:29,320 Speaker 1: that I was thinking about the show. I think we 684 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:33,720 Speaker 1: need to do more blanket predictions, not not locks or anything, 685 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:38,080 Speaker 1: but just how we think last year. Right, But I think, 686 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,680 Speaker 1: you know, like this, I think this is good how 687 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,600 Speaker 1: we went through the their schedule, even though not a 688 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,160 Speaker 1: lot of people care about the Cardinals schedule and how 689 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,440 Speaker 1: many games, but it's exciting just to talk about them. 690 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,920 Speaker 1: But then we talk about other teams. I think that's 691 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,840 Speaker 1: fun and I think we should do that more, Like 692 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:56,640 Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I've got our lock. The Cowboys are 693 00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:03,080 Speaker 1: at nine. Yeah over under? Are you talking about? Coach? 694 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,400 Speaker 1: The Cowboys are the biggest eight and eight team in 695 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,600 Speaker 1: the history of the NFL schedule last year, idiot, what 696 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,680 Speaker 1: was the record of the year before the night? What 697 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,879 Speaker 1: was the record here before then? Check it? I mean, 698 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,839 Speaker 1: your basis is just totally off. Check. As much as 699 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,000 Speaker 1: I don't like the Cowboys, you are totally nine is 700 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:25,480 Speaker 1: way too high for them. Year. Why does it start 701 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,120 Speaker 1: at two thousand and seven? I think Dac won like 702 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,200 Speaker 1: the last eight in a row there ten and six, 703 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,680 Speaker 1: nine and seven, thirteen and three. But they're just eight 704 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,279 Speaker 1: and eight every year, man, Idiots that once did they 705 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,799 Speaker 1: go under that? When he is why? That is why 706 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,440 Speaker 1: ray and gambling is hilarious because he just guesses, there 707 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,719 Speaker 1: we go two thousand and eleven to two thousand and 708 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,600 Speaker 1: thirteen for three years in a row, they are eight 709 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,600 Speaker 1: and eight, thank you. Different six years ago, different quarterback, 710 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:57,520 Speaker 1: different quarterback, running back, different wide receiver corps. I mean 711 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:02,120 Speaker 1: two thousand and fifteen, four and twelve. Wow, I can't. 712 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:07,879 Speaker 1: I think Wade Phillips was the coach. Jason Garrett, He's 713 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,560 Speaker 1: been there a long time. Look we're not gonna talk 714 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,399 Speaker 1: about Lebron and I know you gotta flight to catch 715 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,600 Speaker 1: He's going to Chicago. He's gotta go play music. Lebron is. 716 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,600 Speaker 1: So I do have something I want to talk to 717 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,399 Speaker 1: you guys about. I mean, I haven't finalized it yet, 718 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,640 Speaker 1: but next weekend I'm gonna be in Austin. I got 719 00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,440 Speaker 1: a show on Saturday on Friday night in San Antonio 720 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,680 Speaker 1: and then a show on Saturday night in Austin. But 721 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in Austin from the morning. We're driving 722 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:33,319 Speaker 1: back to Austin. Something. I play golf and maybe like 723 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,000 Speaker 1: get three sore losers listeners to go play with me 724 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,960 Speaker 1: nice like I have nothing to do me. I know 725 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,040 Speaker 1: I know one one that will do you that lives 726 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:45,840 Speaker 1: in Austin. Batters Box. Batter Box dude me bad with 727 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,160 Speaker 1: Boston to and two listeners. So this guy will come. 728 00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,680 Speaker 1: What up everybody that's a batter's box here? I'm down. 729 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,000 Speaker 1: I got nothing to do on Saturday morning, so I 730 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,600 Speaker 1: thought it would be kind of fun and maybe hit 731 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,799 Speaker 1: up Roy Kaiser. Maybe all right, you say this, but 732 00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,880 Speaker 1: you if you do it, you have to really do it, 733 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,440 Speaker 1: have to do it. And I want to do it. 734 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,960 Speaker 1: I've been thinking about it for two days. So you're 735 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:07,839 Speaker 1: gonna take your clubs, okay? Yeah, because I can check 736 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,480 Speaker 1: my bag as long as I have them, I can, 737 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,239 Speaker 1: and I can check my clubs as long as I 738 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,719 Speaker 1: have my guitar with me. I'm good. I know who 739 00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,799 Speaker 1: will play with you, Taylor Dial. I don't think he's 740 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:22,000 Speaker 1: in Austin. Maybe. Oh God, that chugs at just stopping. 741 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:26,480 Speaker 1: Sam Marsh speaking of listeners, right, I think we decided 742 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,160 Speaker 1: on our fantasy football league, and you're you're gonna hate it. No, 743 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,120 Speaker 1: I think you like it. I'm guessing I'll hate it. 744 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:35,960 Speaker 1: Hit me forty two people. You have your own division, okay, 745 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:41,560 Speaker 1: watching three divisions? Sorry, four divisions? Four divisions. You're the 746 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,160 Speaker 1: head of a division. I am Eddie and New Girl 747 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:50,000 Speaker 1: and twelve teams per division. But how sad if neither 748 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,800 Speaker 1: of us make make it to the playoffs, that's probably 749 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,560 Speaker 1: gonna be the case. The odds are because I think 750 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,360 Speaker 1: I don't know how to have to look at it. 751 00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,400 Speaker 1: But so you have the division winners all make the 752 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,840 Speaker 1: playoffs and then the next two teams. I think the 753 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:06,200 Speaker 1: division winners to should get some kind of money. Well, yes, 754 00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,800 Speaker 1: we're gonna have to figure all that out. But the logistics, 755 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,879 Speaker 1: if you win a division and you don't win money, 756 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,120 Speaker 1: that's gonna suck. The logistics of it sound really easy. 757 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,680 Speaker 1: Good luck, guys. You know what it does. It's there's 758 00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,880 Speaker 1: a website that allows you to have different divisions. You 759 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:23,240 Speaker 1: have your six or your division will have their own draft. 760 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,840 Speaker 1: And yes, so we're drafting the same players, so you 761 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:29,400 Speaker 1: could end up with the in the playoffs. Trust me, 762 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,520 Speaker 1: with people, i'd be having a chest running that's not 763 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,040 Speaker 1: even in the league. No that, Yeah, we didn't do 764 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:39,560 Speaker 1: it that way. Yes, that guys. I'm hoping my guy 765 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:43,880 Speaker 1: gets picked up in the NFL. I guess with the 766 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:51,480 Speaker 1: final pick, I'll take better bucks every so, yeah, I 767 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,239 Speaker 1: think I think that's I'm gonna I'm gonna look over 768 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,480 Speaker 1: it this week to set it. Actually like it, even 769 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,200 Speaker 1: though he said I'd hate it. I like it. I 770 00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:00,200 Speaker 1: mean it's gonna be it's gonna be chaos. I'm looking 771 00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,040 Speaker 1: at about it. For the playoffs. I'm guessing Thai City. Oh, 772 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,600 Speaker 1: it's determined by who scored the most points this season. 773 00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:10,000 Speaker 1: That's yes, that's gonna be because usually in a twelve 774 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,400 Speaker 1: team or there's at least a runaway. There's playoff guys. 775 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,759 Speaker 1: With this, there's gonna be Thy City USA. Well, there's 776 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,000 Speaker 1: gonna be division winners usually will win. I mean, there's 777 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,520 Speaker 1: gonna be someone that usually wins. There's not usually tie 778 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,719 Speaker 1: to the top of the division. Okay, so those four 779 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,080 Speaker 1: automatically and the next two is where it's gonna get difficult. 780 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,720 Speaker 1: Like if they have the exact same players'd be crazy. 781 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,080 Speaker 1: It'll be fun. So all right, everybody, have a great weekend. 782 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,280 Speaker 1: Hit us up on Twitter, Sword Losers Show on Twitter 783 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,520 Speaker 1: hashtag sword Loser shotgun Have a great weekend. Hey, and 784 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,520 Speaker 1: if anyone's coming out to see me in Chicago, man, 785 00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,359 Speaker 1: bring me a beer. Let's shotgun it. He said this 786 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,839 Speaker 1: last time. I think, well, someone told me, you know why, 787 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,439 Speaker 1: because the theater wouldn't they have to they open the beers. 788 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,680 Speaker 1: They're not allowed to. Coach Can can you puncture an 789 00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:55,520 Speaker 1: open beer? No? No, no, it's got to be closed. 790 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,040 Speaker 1: Coach Club's got a day game. If you hurry, you 791 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,799 Speaker 1: can find the brewers. What's time, noon? I gotta go. 792 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,000 Speaker 1: All right, we're out, Hey, do the five minutes or 793 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,840 Speaker 1: do the ninth inny Line Live bet it live. Hey, 794 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,520 Speaker 1: and it's not noon, it's one is when they Why 795 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,560 Speaker 1: do you lie? I looked at it quick. I thought 796 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,480 Speaker 1: it's at the eastern So you changed the time. When 797 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,239 Speaker 1: my phone goes fourteen twenty army times, So one twenty 798 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,719 Speaker 1: is central. Okay, in Chicago Central? Thank you? Okay, I 799 00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:24,920 Speaker 1: can still make it. Gotta go by