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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's another on

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Speaker 1: the twenty. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Monica. Yeah, this is Nica. Hi Monica.

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Speaker 1: My name is Scott Tatten. I'm on the board for

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Speaker 1: the homeowners Association. How are you doing today? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: How are you not too bad? Thanks for asking? Um

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Speaker 1: wanted to give you a call. I know that you're

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Speaker 1: new to the neighborhood and welcome. Thank you. Sorry, we

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Speaker 1: haven't met in person yet. Normally I like to drop

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Speaker 1: by into a little handshake, face to face time, but

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Speaker 1: I haven't been so busy lately. Yeah, yeah, Well, the

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Speaker 1: reason for my call today, if you have a moment,

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Speaker 1: is that Halloween is coming up and it's kind of

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Speaker 1: a big thing in our little community. Oh yeah, I heard,

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Speaker 1: I heard about that. Have good, good, good. Well. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to go over some of the rules and regulations

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Speaker 1: if you plan on participating in our Halloween festivities. Okay,

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Speaker 1: not anything like crazy, right, Oh no, no, nothing too bad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we like to give everybody the lowdown because as the

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Speaker 1: homeowners association, we like to make sure everybody's on the

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Speaker 1: same page. Okay, just make sure you plan on bringing

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Speaker 1: the little ones out and that somebody is home to

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Speaker 1: hand out treats. Don't want to be greedy, Dewey, No,

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Speaker 1: we don't. We don't. Also, one little thing that we

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Speaker 1: do differently, make sure you have two bowls at the door,

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Speaker 1: one for candy and one for veggies. Everyone's supposed to

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Speaker 1: have a candy ball and a veggie bowl. Yes, let

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Speaker 1: me clarify, I'm sorry. Our community really likes to promote

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Speaker 1: a healthy DMI body mass index. Are you familiar with that? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So if you see a chubbier top waddling down the road,

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Speaker 1: make sure to give them a veggie and not a suite.

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Speaker 1: Wait are you serious? Well, we have to watch out

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Speaker 1: for the portly ones, don't we whoa okay, what portly ones?

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Speaker 1: That's that's inappropriate. You're asking me to judge children when

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Speaker 1: they come to my door. I mean, I believe you

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Speaker 1: would do that. That is what we really inappropriate. I'm

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Speaker 1: not asking you to judge children. I'm not you're asking

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Speaker 1: me to judge children. You're asking me to judge their

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Speaker 1: weight and give them either candy or a veggie. I'm

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Speaker 1: not asking you to judge them. I mean, well, it's

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Speaker 1: it's very it's very obvious. You like, how would you

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you were a fat kid and you

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Speaker 1: went to somebody's door and you got a veggie on Halloween,

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Speaker 1: how would you feel? You know what I would do.

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Speaker 1: I would shake your hand. I would shake your hand,

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Speaker 1: maybe not at the moment, but years later when my

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Speaker 1: BMI was of a normal person, and I would thank God.

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Speaker 1: I would shake your hand and I would say thank

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Speaker 1: you for setting me up for success. Oh really, that's

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Speaker 1: what you would do that? I don't think so. I

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Speaker 1: think you probably have years of therapy getting over that

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Speaker 1: somebody thought you were fat when you were six years

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Speaker 1: old and this is a clown and that is possible.

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Speaker 1: And I don't frown on therapy. But after therapy, I

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Speaker 1: would come back to you and say thank you. It's

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Speaker 1: because of you I can't do this. And you're saying,

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Speaker 1: the whole neighborhood does this. The entire neighborhood has two

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Speaker 1: bowls of candy and veggies. Yes, yes, the entire neighborhood. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we do because we want to make sure that the

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Speaker 1: kids in our community have a healthy BMI. You know what,

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Speaker 1: I think the kids BMI should be up to the

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Speaker 1: parents to decide, not some homeowners association. Well, okay, you're

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Speaker 1: not charge of my son's health. I am, I'm the parent. Well,

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Speaker 1: we at the homeowners association feel like where everybody's parents,

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Speaker 1: it's our job. You're not. We pay a fee to

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Speaker 1: live there. You're not parenting right, and you will pay

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Speaker 1: a fee if you don't adhere by our veggie bowl rule.

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Speaker 1: Oh what do you charge? What do you charge for

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Speaker 1: me not partaking in this ridiculous event? What do you

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Speaker 1: charge if we catch you handing out sugary candy to

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Speaker 1: one of our larger children? Yeah? What are you going

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Speaker 1: to do? You will be fined seventy five dollars per

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Speaker 1: a fence. Ma'am, Well, maybe that's a charge I want

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Speaker 1: to take up. Maybe I'm just gonna drop seventy five

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars just to show you what it is. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, I've seen I've seen the car out front

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Speaker 1: of your house, and you clearly don't have that much money.

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Speaker 1: So let's just get off of that whole scenario. Wow, Wow,

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Speaker 1: you did not just say that. You Well, I thought it,

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Speaker 1: and then once I thought it was out on the

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Speaker 1: lips and into the air, so I sort of did

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Speaker 1: say it. Yes, you know what, We've had an awesome

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Speaker 1: three months, the first three months that we've been there,

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Speaker 1: but we are not going to live in a neighborhood

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Speaker 1: where where you're not supporting the growth of our children

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Speaker 1: at whatever phase they're in. Well, they're not. Let me

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Speaker 1: ask you any question. Have you ever had a coin before?

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Speaker 1: Have I ever had a coin? Yes, yes, I've seen

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Speaker 1: a coin. What are you talking about? Well, a coin

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Speaker 1: has two sides, doesn't it. So your side thinks that

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Speaker 1: you're helping children out by giving them sugary candies. My

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Speaker 1: side thinks that we're helping them by giving veggies. And

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Speaker 1: unfortunately I'm in charge of the homeowners association, so my

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Speaker 1: side of the coin wins. I don't even know what

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Speaker 1: you're talking about. You're talking gibberus right now. I can't

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Speaker 1: even understand. I don't have time for this, so right

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Speaker 1: it's probably because it work. It's probably because this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call and it's gotten a little out

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Speaker 1: of control, and I couldn't think of anything else to say, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what this is? This is actually Jewbil from brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewil in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your husband PJ set you up? Oh my god, wait

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Speaker 1: are you? It's a joke, all right. He told me

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Speaker 1: that you guys just moved into a new development and

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Speaker 1: the homeowners association is kind of all up in your business.

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Speaker 1: So you wanted me to mess with you. Well, hey,

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Speaker 1: you won't have to move as long as you get

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Speaker 1: that vegibowl for Halloween. Okay, all right, you take care

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Speaker 1: the week up every morning with Jelon taps on the

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Speaker 1: twenties point five