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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone Frameyday

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Speaker 1: Mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hi, my name is Pete

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Speaker 1: Eakins and I'm calling with building maintenance and I need

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Speaker 1: to speak with the resident who is on the lease

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Speaker 1: for that's me. How can I help you with everything already?

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Speaker 1: This is Arianna? Is that your name? Yes, it's Ariana. Sorry, Arianna, Sorry,

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Speaker 1: it's Ariana, Arianna. Yes, okay, sorry about that, Arianna. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling because, as you know, we've been doing some building

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Speaker 1: maintenance and we did come into your apartment to do

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Speaker 1: that work today. Perfect, So everything's good. No, nothing is

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Speaker 1: actually good, okay, And what would be the issue. The

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Speaker 1: issue is my sciatica? What does that mean? I'm so confused.

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Speaker 1: That means that I came into your apartment today to

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Speaker 1: do some routine maintenance and I didn't expect to leave

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Speaker 1: with whiplash. I will be calling my in urance and

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Speaker 1: I will be hiring a lawyer, and I'm gonna put

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Speaker 1: your butt in a flinger. I don't know why I

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Speaker 1: said that, but I'm obviously not happy. Yeah, I couldn't

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Speaker 1: see that. Number One, We're not going to threaten me

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Speaker 1: with anything because just as you can wire up, so

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Speaker 1: can I. You were hired to do a job, and

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Speaker 1: you're not explaining what happened whatsoever. You're complaining about your

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Speaker 1: back threatening my back and my pride because of you,

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Speaker 1: And how was it because of me? Because I came

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Speaker 1: into your apartment to do some routine maintenance. As I

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Speaker 1: was doing, oh oh, my bad. My back is seezing throw.

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Speaker 1: Every time I start to talk and I get a

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Speaker 1: little too worked up, my sciatic nerve pinches, and my

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Speaker 1: back is killing me. Okay, you're not going to scream,

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Speaker 1: all right. First of all, you have not explained anything.

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Speaker 1: You're taking so long explaining that you're back. First, you're

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Speaker 1: not telling me what actually happens, and my pride, what

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Speaker 1: happens back in pride, Back in pride, back and pride,

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Speaker 1: back and pride. Your stupid toilet tried to eat me.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me your toilet. The seat was up, which I'm

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Speaker 1: assuming was probably not from you but somebody else who

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Speaker 1: lives there, unless you pee with the seat up, my

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Speaker 1: husband most likely, Yes, your hubby left the seat up,

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Speaker 1: and there was a puddle of what I can only

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Speaker 1: think was urine on the floor, and so you fell.

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Speaker 1: You obviously know how to add things up. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: slipped in the urine and I fell straight into that

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Speaker 1: toilet that had the seat up, and it pretty much

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Speaker 1: swallowed me whole. I was stuck for forty five minutes

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Speaker 1: in your toilet with yourn all over my shoes, and

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Speaker 1: I was screaming for help, and I finally had to

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Speaker 1: be pride out of there by another couple members of

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Speaker 1: the maintenance crew. They had to grease up my thighs

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Speaker 1: and then pop me out of the toilet. And my

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Speaker 1: back hurts, and my head hurts, and my pride hurts,

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Speaker 1: and I want to soaf oft this foot because I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure I have urine on it. I'm still not

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Speaker 1: sure why it is that you're calling me, because it

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Speaker 1: was something that you could have avoid it. I could

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Speaker 1: not have avoided this. You're the party that is solely

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Speaker 1: responsible because you should have known that there was urine

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Speaker 1: on your floor and that the toilet seat was up,

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Speaker 1: and an accident like this could easily happen. This happened

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Speaker 1: on your property, in your apartment. It's because of your

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Speaker 1: negligence with leaving the urine on the floor that I

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Speaker 1: fell into that toilet and was stuck and now I

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Speaker 1: probably have back problems for the rest of my life.

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Speaker 1: Not to mention my pride because of the urine. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can't stand this anymore. If urine not urine, and

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Speaker 1: you expect me to believe that you have a lawyer

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Speaker 1: on retainer, which you can't even pronounce the word urine.

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Speaker 1: I'm worried about the urine on my back and pride,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not worried about if my lawyer wears a

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Speaker 1: retainer or not. All I know is I slipped in

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Speaker 1: urine container. If you had a lawyer, you would know

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Speaker 1: what that meant. I'm gonna end this phone call because

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Speaker 1: i have nothing more to say to you, and I'm

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Speaker 1: really sorry that you slipped and fell on some p

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Speaker 1: in my house. Youurine lawyer? What I slipped and fell

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Speaker 1: on urine? The word P is very offensive and very

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Speaker 1: harsh to hear. I slipped on the urine and then

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Speaker 1: I fell into your You're in urine. I gotta go

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Speaker 1: with good luck with life because it sounds like it's

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Speaker 1: really good. Don't go yet, because I need to let

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Speaker 1: you know that this is actually Jewel from Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. And your husband Dwight

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Speaker 1: set you up. Are you right now? Yes, blood pressure,

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Speaker 1: it's through the roof. Oh baby, I got you. This

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Speaker 1: is ridiculous. He says that you always give him a

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Speaker 1: hard time for being on the floor and leaving the

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Speaker 1: toilet seat up, and you had some maintenance screws coming by,

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Speaker 1: so he wanted to mess with you. See see, I'll

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Speaker 1: feel a better job of cleaning up my urine. The

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