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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, it's Donk.

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Speaker 1: Who.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is Donk. Maybe you don't remember even from

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Speaker 3: the other night. Uh, you were in a bar. I'm the

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Speaker 3: I'm the bartender there. I was serving you drinks. You

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Speaker 3: might not maybe you were hammed.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, this is Donk. Paul Donkler is my name,

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Speaker 3: but people call me Donk anyway. So I'm calling because

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Speaker 3: you left a wallet here the other night. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 3: so Donk found it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who who found it?

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Speaker 2: Donk?

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Speaker 1: So you you mean you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I Donk found it. And so I'm calling

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Speaker 2: you back because I'm sure you want your wallet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: So bro, I gotta talk to you about something though,

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Speaker 3: And like I hope you're sitting down or something like

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Speaker 3: not at work, you know what I mean, Like, because

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Speaker 3: this is like some shocking stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna work right now.

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Speaker 3: Well, So DONK was going through your wallet like to

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Speaker 3: like try to find out who you were, you know,

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Speaker 3: so I can call you back or whatever. And then

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Speaker 3: I noticed a picture in there of a chick.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like super hot chick. Her name is Michelle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my girlfriend. How did you know her name?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah that's your what my girlfriend? Bro? Like, donk?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, what the are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I like, so I just gotta be honest with

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Speaker 3: you because like, bro, code you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Like I had no idea dude, but yeah, so like

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Speaker 3: the other night, that chick that picture in your wallet,

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Speaker 3: you know my girlfriend?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so she was my girlfriend for the evening if

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, bro, what the are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: I mean like she has a thing for bartenders, especially

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Speaker 3: a donk if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: If you catch buddy, Buddy, I don't know what you're

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Speaker 1: trying to do right now, if you're trying to with me.

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Speaker 1: But I don't think this is funny.

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Speaker 3: Well I can see that, dude, Like I'm sorry to

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Speaker 3: break the news to you, Like you left your wallet

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Speaker 3: at the bar. I'm trying to call get back, and

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Speaker 3: then I see a picture of a girls.

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Speaker 1: Listen to me, Listen to your path, listen stop a

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Speaker 1: drawl or whatever the hell's going on your stone? You

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Speaker 1: think this is funny, I'm joking with you, dude.

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Speaker 2: I got you. I don't know her, dude.

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Speaker 3: I mean I know her because like she was in

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Speaker 3: there the other night with you, but like I just

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Speaker 3: remember her name or whatever.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I know it's all good. Bro, Still your girl?

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Speaker 1: What what? What do I see my wallet back?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Yes, sorry dude, Like sometimes Donk just can't help. But joke,

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Speaker 3: you know, like the life of a bartender. So hey, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I can get your wallet back to you. Bro.

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Speaker 2: So you come down here just like going to cost you.

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Speaker 1: Like two hundred What do you mean what are you saying?

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Speaker 2: Like, bring to you a hundred box and it's yours.

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Speaker 1: Bro. I pray that you are a joke right now,

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Speaker 1: is it? Because I'll come down there and I will

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Speaker 1: get my wallet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah for two hundred bucks, dude.

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Speaker 1: No, I'll come down there and I'll get my wallet one.

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Speaker 2: Hundred fifty bucks. Dude, hard bar.

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Speaker 3: You drive a hard bar again, But Donk can go

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Speaker 3: as low as a hundred fifty That's fine.

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Speaker 1: Oh don this what's gonna happen. I'm gonna come down

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Speaker 1: there and if you do have my wallet, if my

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Speaker 1: wallet is in that facility, you are going to give

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Speaker 1: it to me. I don't even give it about the wallet. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down there and i'm gonna I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: take your face, okay, and I'm gonna let you really

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Speaker 1: understand your own bar what I'm saying. Sort of confused,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick say talk. Does that make any sense

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Speaker 1: to you? So, so my advice to you, because I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna come down there right now, don't be there. Leave

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Speaker 1: the wallet with someone else because if I see you

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Speaker 1: when I get there, there's gonna be a problem.

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Speaker 2: Like what kind of problem, dude, I'm still confused.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna you and I will take my wallet.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right, totally got it now, bro.

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Speaker 3: Then I'll just let you know this is actually Jubil

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Speaker 3: from The Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 3: and your girl friend.

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Speaker 2: Michelle set you up. It's a joke. She said, she

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Speaker 2: stopped and got your your wallet on the way home yesterday. Machelle,

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Speaker 2: I am painting back and forth.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, wake up every morning with Jebile phone

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Speaker 1: Franks