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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand only on iHeart Radio and

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Speaker 1: the New Hits one oh six point one. It's almost

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Speaker 1: time for the Wheel of misfortune. First we have to

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Speaker 1: find out what the misfortune is going to be. Alex, okay,

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Speaker 1: spend that wheel very held. That was loud. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: about that. Okay, what did it fall on? Get tickled

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Speaker 1: for ten seconds? Getting tickled for ten seconds? It's ticklish.

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Speaker 1: That makes me really uncomfortable to even think about it.

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Speaker 1: Does seven? Are you ticklish? Like a tiny bit? If

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Speaker 1: you do it hard enough? Where so I can do it?

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Speaker 1: Yea jel are you ticklish? All it can be? To

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Speaker 1: find the right spot? I found it? Yeah, good time.

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Speaker 1: So it's me getting tickled. Then somebody's gonna have to

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Speaker 1: find the right spot. I have to leave the room

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Speaker 1: in a minute, all right, So that's the misfortune. But

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Speaker 1: before I play the game, let's meet who's playing and

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Speaker 1: now the starting lineup for your Jubile show at executive producer.

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Speaker 1: He's kind of a big deal. Pickle that is justin barn.

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Speaker 1: It's just a friendly reminder that October is just over

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Speaker 1: a week away. Already. The only Englishman who has semi okay,

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Speaker 1: teeth English. Even my mum's American, so I had Bryces

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Speaker 1: going up. She's like a sour patch candy, sour on

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Speaker 1: the outside but sweet on the end. Osh, I'm kind

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Speaker 1: of wondering what we're gonna do for Halloween. Is like

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Speaker 1: a in the yard type of thing. Virtual Halloween. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can take the boy out of the hood, but

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Speaker 1: you can't take the hood out of the board humos.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, that's everybody playing the game, so let's

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Speaker 1: get right into it. It's time for the Wheel of Misfortune.

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Speaker 1: Our toddler and a tiara of an executive producer, Justin

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Speaker 1: Barnes in studio with a bag full of names, is

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Speaker 1: going to reach into a sack and pull out a

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Speaker 1: name to see who'll face the beauty pageant of punishment.

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Speaker 1: The wheel is crowning you with Today. They'll be asked

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Speaker 1: a trivia question which will determine their fate or the

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Speaker 1: fate of someone else on the show. If they get

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Speaker 1: it wrong, they'll have to accept the bouquet of misfortune.

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Speaker 1: If they get it right, they'll have to choose someone

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Speaker 1: else in studio to take that misfortune for them. All right, Justin,

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Speaker 1: we spoke the wheel earlier, and the misfortune someone is

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Speaker 1: facing today is to get tickled for ten seconds if

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Speaker 1: they get the question wrong. So pull a name from

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Speaker 1: your sack and give misfortune a queen. Alex Fresh and

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Speaker 1: Alex is ticklish. Yes, just hope I get this right?

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Speaker 1: All right, All right, well here we go. Please read

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Speaker 1: Alex the Wheel of Misfortune trivia question of questions of

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Speaker 1: the four major American award shows, the physical trophy is

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Speaker 1: oftentimes used as the logo of the award show itself.

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Speaker 1: Each show has their own distinct, unique trophy for the winner,

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Speaker 1: and that trophy has a deep, rich and symbolic meaning.

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Speaker 1: But one of these statuettes depicts a winged woman, the

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Speaker 1: wings representing the muse of art, with her arms outstretched

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Speaker 1: and uplifting an atom to represent science. What award show

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Speaker 1: trophy am I describing? Okay, can you picture it? Yeah, yep, yep.

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Speaker 1: When I think of a trophy, that's when I think

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Speaker 1: So we have the Grammys, the Emmys, the this is

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Speaker 1: a pure guest the Oscars. Thank you whoa no no

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Speaker 1: no like with award shows, trust me, I know she.

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Speaker 1: So there's four so Grammy's, Emmy's oscars, and don't know

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Speaker 1: the oscars. One statuette depicts a winged woman, the wings

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Speaker 1: uplifting the atom to represent science, which is exactly the

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Speaker 1: symbolic goal of the Emmy's. The Emmy's just passed, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So what's the fourth one? The Tony's that's like, that's Broadway. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and lost, And who's gonna be tickling meat? Who? Well,

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Speaker 1: Evan's closest to you. So I think Jubil should do it.

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Speaker 1: That'll make us the most comfortable? Is it? Like you

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Speaker 1: One two three, go? One two three five seven? That

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Speaker 1: I need to learn to tickle better. I guess well,

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Speaker 1: you're actually because you love me. You know how bad

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Speaker 1: who learned how to tickle really really well, let's get

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Speaker 1: we will post the video of that. If you go

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Speaker 1: to at the Jewel Show on Instagram, you can see

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Speaker 1: video of that in the next few minutes. Just go

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Speaker 1: iHeartRadio and the new Hits one oh six point one.

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Speaker 1: Happy holidays, Holidays, it's the Jewil Show on Hits one

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Speaker 1: oh six point one. It is a holiday. You guys

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Speaker 1: didn't realize it. This whole week a confused. This week

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Speaker 1: is National Singles Week. It's like Christmas for sad people

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Speaker 1: all week long, lonely people all week long. And if

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Speaker 1: to be terrible. So if you're celebrating National Singles Week, weird.

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Speaker 1: How do you even know it was National Singles Week?

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Speaker 1: what it says on the website for National Singles Week.

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Speaker 1: National Singles Week is dedicated to the singletons of the nation,

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Speaker 1: which I didn't even know if that's a word, but

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Speaker 1: celebration embraces both the unique qualities single adults offer the

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Speaker 1: world at large and the challenges they face as individuals. Challenges. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and redefinance independence, family and lifestyles. I'd hard, they say,

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Speaker 1: that's what I can't comprehend as single people, guys, guys, men, males, malemen,

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Speaker 1: them on a different level. We're getting lots of tacks

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Speaker 1: how they've handled dating during the pandemic because it is

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Speaker 1: National Singles Week. Yeah, celebration. What do you get somebody

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Speaker 1: We've got a gift for you, straight from the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show to your sad, lonely household. That sounded rude, but

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Speaker 1: we have the top five pandemic dating tips. How to

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Speaker 1: do romance with the COVID nineteen coronavirus. Yeah, it's we

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Speaker 1: didn't make that up ourselves. We got this new story

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Speaker 1: and we're going to go over some of the top

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Speaker 1: like pr or you know, writing of some sort. Okay,

423
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Speaker 1: we actually know a news network that could maybe help

424
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Speaker 1: you out. Yeah, the Idiot News Network. I've actually heard

425
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Speaker 1: of that. And I'm trying to do real journalism, which

426
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,040
Speaker 1: is why I'm trying to go to school. Okay, all right,

427
00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:29,840
Speaker 1: Yeah I thought the idiot news network we do on

428
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,240
Speaker 1: this show was real journalism. But whatever, all right, I

429
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:37,400
Speaker 1: guess you're the one going to school. Yeah. So anyways,

430
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:41,440
Speaker 1: I was like propositioned to be kind of I don't

431
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,679
Speaker 1: know how to say it, but basically, I hang out

432
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:47,760
Speaker 1: with this man once a week and he pays me

433
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Speaker 1: five hundred dollars a week. Oh so you're an escort.

434
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,280
Speaker 1: I don't think of an escort. We were out for

435
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,560
Speaker 1: sushi when like me and my girlfriends and this man

436
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 1: was like, you know, he sent over like Apollo Champagne,

437
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,879
Speaker 1: and one thing led to the next and then the

438
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,240
Speaker 1: next thing. I know. We've been doing this for like

439
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,159
Speaker 1: two months and there's really no strings attached. But I

440
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,280
Speaker 1: do have to like hang out with him, and I

441
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,040
Speaker 1: don't want to call myself an escort, like calling you guys,

442
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,560
Speaker 1: and just like I have to get it off my

443
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 1: chest because it's good money. But like I don't, I

444
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,119
Speaker 1: don't know. And I mean it's very discreet, like no

445
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 1: one's posting on Instagram. So what do you do with them?

446
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,639
Speaker 1: I mean, we really just go to dinner. Sometimes I

447
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,399
Speaker 1: have to go like to like meet a client. I

448
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,480
Speaker 1: don't even really know what that means. You guys don't

449
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 1: even like cuttle cuttle fests. I mean we've had we've

450
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,880
Speaker 1: held hands, but I have never had to kiss him

451
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 1: or anything like that. Yeah, yeah, so you're saying, you

452
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,960
Speaker 1: guys just hang out and you've held out held hands

453
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Speaker 1: once for five hundred bucks. Every single time you hang out,

454
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,399
Speaker 1: you hang out with him. Yeah, and usually it's like

455
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,640
Speaker 1: fancy restaurants. I don't have to like go to his house.

456
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,920
Speaker 1: I mean my assumption is that he's married, but he

457
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Speaker 1: doesn't ever really disclose that or not. Wait, so he's

458
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 1: paying you five hundred dollars just to hang out and

459
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,960
Speaker 1: you're not like, you know, you're not having sex or

460
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Speaker 1: anything like that. No, I haven't had to do anything

461
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 1: like that. That's nice. That's a good deal right there.

462
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,240
Speaker 1: Keep doing you girl, And you don't see it? Do

463
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Speaker 1: you see it? Tony the Tiger going anywhere else? And

464
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 1: would you like if he was like, all right, I'm

465
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 1: gonna up it to one thousand dollars for a little

466
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 1: different kind of hangout, would you do it? Um? I mean,

467
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 1: I am enjoying his company, but I just am not

468
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Speaker 1: attracted to him. I feel like he's kind of like

469
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Speaker 1: a gross uncle. But two thousand dollars, yeah, I would

470
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Speaker 1: say three thousand. As much as I hate to admit it,

471
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Speaker 1: I would say there's a price on things, and I

472
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Speaker 1: would do it. You're not any relationship are you. I mean,

473
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,640
Speaker 1: I know kind of like I have a boyfriend that's

474
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Speaker 1: on again, off again, but nobody really knows what I'm

475
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 1: doing this, Okay, well yeah, I mean you do have

476
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 1: a relationship with this guy. It's a relationship if it's

477
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 1: not like sexual unless he has four thousand dollars, right,

478
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 1: it's your dirty little secret. The new hits one of

479
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Speaker 1: six point one. The Jewil shows Idiots in the News

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Speaker 1: and welcome back to the Iron and the Idiot News Network,

481
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

482
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Speaker 1: And for our first story of the day, let's send

483
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Speaker 1: it on over to Alex Fresh, who is on location

484
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Speaker 1: still in Los Angeles, California. Alex Jebil, I am alive

485
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Speaker 1: out here of the La County Sheriff's Department and the

486
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Speaker 1: idiots that are in the news today is the La

487
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Speaker 1: County Sheriff's Department because Vanessa Bryant, wife of late Kobe Bryant,

488
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 1: is suing the La County Sheriff's Department, claiming they have

489
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Speaker 1: caused her severe emotional distress. No fewer than eight sheriff

490
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Speaker 1: deputies allegedly took out their personal cell phones and took

491
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Speaker 1: pictures of the victims at the scene for their own

492
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 1: personal gratification. Wow. Yeah. When a deputy was at a

493
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Speaker 1: bar and showing the photos to a woman he was

494
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 1: trying to impress the bartend or herd a conversation and

495
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,360
Speaker 1: called the sheriff's department. The sheriff's department tried to cover

496
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Speaker 1: it up, saying that if they deleted the photos that

497
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 1: they would not face any discipline. Oh wow, So they

498
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 1: tried to hide the fact that their deputies were out

499
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 1: there at the scene of that helicopter crash taking pictures

500
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: for people. Yeah. Now Vanessa is suming them because of that.

501
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: She's in constant fear that the photos are going to leak,

502
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 1: of course, and she doesn't want strangers seeing what happened

503
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 1: to her family. So the strangest thing to gloat about,

504
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,359
Speaker 1: Like why is that? Yeah? Yeah, I mean I think that,

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00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,639
Speaker 1: you know, people in that sort of environment, who was

506
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 1: going to uh, you know, scenes like that, they shouldn't

507
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Speaker 1: even have personal cell phones on them. I feel like

508
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: because of that exactly, because you know they're going to

509
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Speaker 1: do that, and I you know that they're going to

510
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Speaker 1: sell them to something like TMZ, who would buy them

511
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Speaker 1: which is a terrible thing. We shouldn't pay for pictures

512
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Speaker 1: of a helicopter crash to see dead bodies. I don't

513
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Speaker 1: think they did. But one of the guys who was

514
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,120
Speaker 1: on the scene I remember, did call TMZ and tell

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Speaker 1: them that Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash. And

516
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 1: TMZ was a one who first reported it, And I

517
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Speaker 1: believe is how Vanessa she found out that her husband

518
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Speaker 1: and daughter died from TMZ. She found out from the

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Speaker 1: gossip sites and TMZ before she found out from the

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00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 1: actual law enforcement who was on the scene of the crash,

521
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: which is ridiculous because you're right, a deputy called because

522
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 1: you know TMZ, they have all the hookups with all

523
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 1: these cops. So when you know, Channing Tatum, you know,

524
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: gets Starbucks and walks down the street and as it

525
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 1: gets a parking ticket, the cops can call me, like

526
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 1: I just gave States a parking ticket quick you can

527
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 1: get a picture of them. But apparently they did that

528
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,400
Speaker 1: with Kobe's crash too. Yeah, how can even TMZ report

529
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,159
Speaker 1: on that? Right? They should check to make sure they

530
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 1: actual that she's been because actual news sources would check

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00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: to be like, have the victims families been notified and

532
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 1: TMZ doesn't care. That's insane, but especially about Kobe is insane. Yeah.

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00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 1: I mean also the fact that you know, why are

534
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: they doing that. That's that's a job way. You expect

535
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: them not to take pictures because they're involved in that

536
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,360
Speaker 1: sort of thing all the time, like fatalities is part

537
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 1: of their job. But yeah, that's why they shouldn't have

538
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: any personal cell phones on them. They shouldn't not in

539
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 1: situations like that, especially in LA That's my that's my

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Speaker 1: new story for team sitting it back to you. Thank you.

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00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,439
Speaker 1: That's it a bit of a downer. That was actually

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Speaker 1: some news. That was actually but those guys are idiots,

543
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 1: so it still counts. That is still an idiot in

544
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: the news because they are idiots. This is the i

545
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 1: N and the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

546
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 1: in the news. And for our next story of the day,

547
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 1: let's send it on over to English Evan who is

548
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 1: on the top of Mount Everest. I'm kind of close.

549
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm in Malaysia. Oh I almost got it right today. Yeah, okay,

550
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: but this hard hitting story is coming at you real fast.

551
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 1: There is a monkey taking selfies on phones what there's

552
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 1: a monkey running around Malaysia. Yeah, I do feel like

553
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 1: monkeys can to pick up a phone, push it and

554
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: then be like, oh, you know, pushing buns. And they're

555
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: just as narcissistic as humans are apparently. Yeah, and like

556
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 1: if you see them in captivity, they do a load

557
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 1: of crazy stuff. Yeah, they do, like they they're actually

558
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,359
Speaker 1: pretty smart. But this guy, Zachreids rods the he found

559
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 1: a phone, the phone a couple days later. It was

560
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 1: in the forest, it was full of mud, and then

561
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: he decided to take a video of his like camera role,

562
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: and then he posted it to TikTok, which of course

563
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: it just went fire. All pressing sounds staged. Yeah, it

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00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 1: sounds like he staged it, because how do you find

565
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 1: the phone? If a monkey steals your phone, I'm sorry,

566
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 1: they're taking that thing way up into the jungle. I've

567
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: had it happened to me many times. I seem like

568
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: an expert on this. Right now, let's just in on

569
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 1: the I and the idiot news network, where idiots aren't

570
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 1: just in the news. The story about the monkey stealing

571
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 1: a phone and taking selfies is false because it is fact.

572
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 1: If a monkey takes your phone, you will take it

573
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: so far into the hills that you will never find it.

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00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 1: Um if it is stage though, I mean, I do

575
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: flect the person gave the camera to them, maybe with

576
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 1: the camera open, and they were taking the selfies themselves,

577
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 1: but to create a viral video. Yeah, that's a weird

578
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 1: idea of giving you. Yeah. Not the person was taking

579
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 1: on the monkey was taking them. Yeah, yeah, I know.

580
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 1: I agree. I just like they gave it to the

581
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 1: monkey so that they could have a viral video. This

582
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: just in on the news network where idiots aren't just

583
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: in the news. Never trust the story from English evan,

584
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 1: because they're all stage. I would say, wonder how that

585
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 1: conversation went. Hey, monkey, take some photos on my iPhone. Monkey,

586
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: I want to go viral, So take some pictures. Yeah,

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00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: I'll tag you. Yeah. I mean, maybe it did happen,

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00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: and maybe it's legit. Maybe I'm just being cynical, but

589
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: I feel like he set that up. I think it happened. Yeah,

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00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: I want to believe it. Yeah. Yeah, Well anyway, I'm

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00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 1: sending it back to you, Juble. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: That was another hard hitting report here on the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the idiot news network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news For our next story of the day.

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Speaker 1: Rich people keep finding new and innovative ways to be

596
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 1: condescending to the pores. If you thought high end fashion

597
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: was all diamond encrusted leather handbags and silk dresses dripping

598
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 1: with pearls, think again, because Gucci is selling jeans with

599
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: deliberate grass stains on them for seven hundred and seventy dollars.

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Speaker 1: Going to be a no from me. And overalls too.

601
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: They have overalls with grass stains on them that they

602
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: put on them and those are like fourteen hundred dollars.

603
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know what's going to happen though,

604
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: in like a year, I'm gonna be like, I love

605
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: these grass but I always do. That's what happens. That's

606
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: part of their men's ready to wear collection for Fall

607
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: slash Winter of twenty twenty. The brand says channels a

608
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: grunge vibe or a worker vibe, like, oh wow, so

609
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: trying to relate to the normal. PI. Look at me,

610
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: I look like a gardener. This is hilarious, isn't It's

611
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: so funny? I look like the guy who comes by

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00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: every week in mosar lawn And what these pants that

613
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: I'm wearing costs more than his life. That's not kind

614
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: of what they're doing. Remember when like the rippedjeans came

615
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: out and everybody was like, how much did you pay

616
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: for those RiPP jeans? And I mean, but I do

617
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: feel like RiPP jeans are cute. I can't see the

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00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: grass ting no being cute. Yeah, and they did this

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00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: last year. They launched eight pants that were dirty looking

620
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: that it looked like you had been working in it,

621
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: like again outside, like a construction worker. So basically Gucci

622
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: is just mocking anybody with a real manual labor job,

623
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: just going like, we're going to charge more than you

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00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: make in a day. Yeah for some jeans that look

625
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: like you did work that you did. Next year we're

626
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: going to do oil stained gene so we can look

627
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: like mechanics. It's going to be a hard note for me.

628
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: They are Gucci, So and except you probably will get that,

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00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: I probably will. Yeah, this just in on the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the idiot News network where idiots aren't just

631
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: in the news days. I'm making fun of those Gucci jeans,

632
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 1: but I'm also a hypocrite and we'll probably get that.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get them for you actually definitely probably would

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Speaker 1: rock a job. You're about to lose your job, lady,

635
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Speaker 1: and that means you ad network is done from the day.

636
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Speaker 1: Oh nothing, yo job. You're about to lose yoth job?

637
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Speaker 1: Are you about to lose? Yo jobs? And that was

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Speaker 1: the I n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots

639
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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news is tune in tomorrow same

640
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Speaker 1: time for another hard hitting report. This is I n

641
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Speaker 1: N News. It's another jubile phone frame mornings only on

642
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: the new Hits one of six point one. What Hello, Hey,

643
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins calling from I was looking for Claire. Yeah,

644
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 1: hey Claire, how are you doing today? Hey, I'm doing great.

645
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: I was hoping I would hear from you guys soon. Yeah.

646
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean you applied to be an influencer

647
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: for our upcoming campaign. What made you want to apply?

648
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: First of all, I love your product and as you

649
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: can see, I have over twenty four thousand followers and

650
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: the halftag player's clause has been trending, and so I

651
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: think I just be like a really good fit. Yeah, well,

652
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 1: you know you sound like you'd be a good fit.

653
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: And going over your application and examples of posts, that

654
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: you've made about our product. I do have some good

655
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:45,239
Speaker 1: news and some bad news. Which one do you want first? Oh?

656
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: My god? Bad news? Did I not get it? I'll

657
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: give you the bad news first. How about that? Okay? Okay?

658
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: Can I rip that band aid off? Get the sting

659
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: out of the way early? Yeah, but doesn't sound good. Yeah, yeah,

660
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 1: it's not, Claire, And I'm sorry I do have to

661
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: give you the bad news, but it is nice to

662
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: end with something positive. And the bad news is, unfortunately

663
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: you were not selected to be the influencer for our

664
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: marketing campaign here. No. Yeah, I know, I feel like

665
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: I'm the perfect fit. Is there like a reason or

666
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: I feel like is there something that I can do

667
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 1: to change it? No? And honestly, you know, it's a

668
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: good thing because this will actually save you a ton

669
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,479
Speaker 1: of legal fees because we need you to stop posting

670
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: about our product. I mean what, Yeah, we would like

671
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 1: you to never post about our product ever ever again.

672
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: That was exactly what our CEO said, ever ever to

673
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: ever in there never ever again. Well, I mean, but

674
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: I've gotten so many likes and everyone seems to really

675
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: like the half. Yeah yeah, no, no, that's fine, that's cool.

676
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: That's great in everything, and we're perfectly fine with you

677
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: still having our product and trying our product, just never

678
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: in public, pleas, never publicly, never post about it again.

679
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: Never admit to anybody that I'm providing y'all free publicity though.

680
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think I've boosted You're following and everyone

681
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: really likes it. That's the thing is, we don't think

682
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: that you are a good representative for our brand, and

683
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 1: we would prefer not to be associated with you. I

684
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 1: don't understand, though, I'm the perfect representative if you see

685
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: all the hashtags of everybody that's posting about like, I'm perfect.

686
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: I post all Fourth of July like in bikinis with

687
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: my pretty friends. Don't understand, And that's twenty four thousand followers.

688
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: We're trying to go from the just you know, basic

689
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: image that we've had for a while, and so we're

690
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: trying to sort of switch that up, switch it up, Like,

691
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: are you saying that I'm basic? I think I just

692
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: said that. Yeah, yeah, so you know, it's not we

693
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: don't feel like it's the best image for us. I know,

694
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: but did you see the one where I was doing

695
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: the yoga post and then it was yeah, basically, m Yeah,

696
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 1: that's what we mean exactly. We're trying to get some

697
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: different clientele, but I think I'm your target demographic and

698
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: all of my friends drink it too, and so we

699
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 1: all post about it. I don't understand, like this is

700
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: offering you free publicity and you're telling me not to

701
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: post about it. Is there a different thing that you

702
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: want me to do on perfect Could you send you

703
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: something that's a little more your speed, more my speed?

704
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: What do you mean more my Well, we could send

705
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: you some hard lemonade. We'd love it if you'd post

706
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 1: about them. There are competitions hard lemonade. Yeah, it'd be

707
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 1: great if you could do that. That's what my image

708
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: is heard lemonade. I don't think so, yeah, definitely, And

709
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: if you could, like, will send you all the limitade

710
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,919
Speaker 1: you want, just so you can post about them, because

711
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: so people will associate you with them and not us.

712
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: Do you mind doing that for us? We'll pay you.

713
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: What do you think I'm a frat boy from the

714
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,760
Speaker 1: early two thousands, Like I'm going to a Dave Matthews

715
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 1: band concert and no, I mean that's not me, all right?

716
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: So you want what are you laughing for? I have

717
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 1: worked very hard. I've built up a following and I

718
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,720
Speaker 1: post about all the time. And now you're just laughing,

719
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 1: and you you think I'm a hard lemonade girl yourself.

720
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: Hold on, Claire, Claire, are you still there? Yes, I'm

721
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: still here. Why are you laughing? Because this is a

722
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: prank phone call. This is actually Jewel from Jewel Show

723
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. Wait what, it's a joke.

724
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: Your sister Cannae set you up. Oh my god. What. Yeah,

725
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 1: she said that you applied to be an influencer for

726
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: and she wanted me to mess with you. Oh my god,

727
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: this isn't real. No, I mean, this is a real

728
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: prank phone call. But I don't know if you got

729
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: the job or not. But you sound perfect honestly. Oh yeah,

730
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: I love Yeah, you do wake up every morning with

731
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: Jebil phone pranks. We mornings on the twenties only on

732
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: the New Hits six point one. First Date follow Up.

733
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 1: I really hope that the guy on the phone for

734
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: first Date follow Up today gets a second date because

735
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 1: his name is Ken and the girl that he emailed

736
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: us about her name is Lynn Ken Kennon Lynn It

737
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: rhymes So I think that the universe wants you to

738
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: be with Lynn Ken. Yeah. I hope she wants to

739
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: be with me, but I don't know, doesn't see what

740
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: I gets. Yeah, your email said, before we get into

741
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: how you met her and everything else, your email said

742
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: that she totally changed on you. Yeah, it was like

743
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: night and day from texting to then meeting up. It

744
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: was it was really weird. What do you like? What

745
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: what was different about it? The tone or was it

746
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: you know, she didn't seem interested anymore. No, So okay,

747
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: so here's the deal. We met on this dating app

748
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: and you know, we uh, we really kind of hit

749
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 1: it off immediately. We agreed to meet up for coffee

750
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 1: like ten minutes after we matched. It was it was

751
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: kind of crazy. Um, she's like really mean, and she's mean, yeah,

752
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: but in a good way, like makes fun of other people.

753
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: Like that's that's kind of what I think. It's fun.

754
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: So she's mean and judgmental. I like that about people.

755
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: That's a good quality in the world. Yeah. Yeah, but

756
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: then you know, once we met up, you know, I

757
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: I arrived first, she came in second, and it was

758
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,800
Speaker 1: just weird. Right off the bat. It was like I

759
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: was talking to a completely different person from who I

760
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 1: was texting with, it was just okay, yeah, it was

761
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: just odd. So give us an example, like what do

762
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: you mean by that? So when we were texting, she

763
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: had already said that she was telling her friends about me,

764
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 1: and you know, I was really excited. And then once

765
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 1: we got to the coffee place and she sat down,

766
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: it was just complete coldness, like there was just not

767
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: really weird. It wasn't the same. It was just it

768
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: was just weird. And I don't know what happened. If

769
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,359
Speaker 1: it was something I said, I don't know, but okay,

770
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: but you're not one of those dudes who's like five

771
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 1: to eight. But then goes, I've no right, No I am,

772
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm six foot. I said it in the profile, I am.

773
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: She wants to bring a tape measure out. I mean,

774
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: you never know, though, on the day she could have

775
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 1: been nervous. I mean myself, I get nervous on that

776
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 1: kind of situation, so you ain't that's true. But then

777
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: you know, I texted her after the date then I

778
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: had a great time there. She just you know, said

779
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: me too. But there was just no real conversation after that.

780
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 1: Just the conversation completely died. So the date wasn't very good. Then, No,

781
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: the date wasn't good. It was like kind of pulling

782
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 1: teeth trying to get her to talk. Okay, maybe she

783
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: was on her period. Men can't say that, Alex. You

784
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: can say that, I can. Yeah, we can't say that.

785
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: The struggles are real, you guys, Yeah, no matter how

786
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: freaking excited we are for a date exactly. And the

787
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: texting was so good that I kind of just overlooked

788
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: that first date. I wanted to have a second date

789
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: to kind of see if Lynn was who she was

790
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: on text it. Do you think maybe she was just nervous. No,

791
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: she could have been, you know, nervous, she could have

792
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: not been feeling great. Um, but I wanted to have

793
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,399
Speaker 1: that second date to really see, like is it her

794
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 1: personality because some people are just better at text than

795
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 1: meeting up. But yep, it was just weird that it

796
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: was on a dime like that you could always just

797
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: message back and forth with her and never meet her

798
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 1: in person again. And I mean it sounds like she

799
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,800
Speaker 1: was fabulous when you guys are texting. What kind of

800
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: relationships that? Yeah? Well, personally, I mean for me, I'm

801
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: really introvert and shy and nervous on dates, and I

802
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: remember I used to be a way better text than

803
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: in person. It's like, you know, I would text it

804
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: be great and everything, and then I meet up and

805
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: I was very quiet and reserved, and then literally we'll

806
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,839
Speaker 1: leave each other right after the date, and then I'd

807
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: just be texting great again, and they probably were so confused,

808
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: like what the heck? Yeah, texting too, you have like

809
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: all the time in the world to think about what

810
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: you want to say. Was you know, in the moment,

811
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: it's alata. Yeah. I'm the same way too, Like text

812
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: is fine or other things that I do is fine,

813
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: and then when anybody meets me in person, they're like, Wow,

814
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: that guy's a dud. So maybe that's what it was.

815
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 1: Out of everybody I've ever matched with on Tinder, that

816
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: was the best um conversation. So that's conversation until you

817
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: met in person, and then worst conversation. Yeah. I mean,

818
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like just the date wasn't her.

819
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: How did the date end? Assuming a passionate makeout? No,

820
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 1: I wish, I wish there was, but no, we kind

821
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 1: of just went our separate ways, and you know, like

822
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 1: I said, I texted her later that day and got

823
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: like a one word response and then the conversation just

824
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,439
Speaker 1: kind of ended. It sounds like there's something else going

825
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: on then, just yeah, you know, her being nervous. It

826
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 1: sounds like you may have done something to get her

827
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: off first. Hey Ken, Hey, yeah, I don't know what

828
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 1: it is about you, but I don't want to talk

829
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: to you anymore. Well you wouldn't be the only one. Yeah,

830
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us for the first date. Follow up,

831
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: We're on the phone with Ken and he went out

832
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 1: with a girl named Lynn. He said they met on

833
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,720
Speaker 1: tender and everything was great. They were texting back and forth.

834
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,399
Speaker 1: She was really funny. She was mean, and he liked

835
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: that about her, which is strange. Yeah, mean and judgmental.

836
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: I think he more just met like playful. But they

837
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 1: got along really well. And then when they actually met

838
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: in person, from the get she's just seemed kind of cold,

839
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: barely talked to him on the date, and then they

840
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: went their separate ways, and he hasn't talked to her since,

841
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: but he really wants to see even get another date

842
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: because he swears that her conversation before they actually met

843
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: in person was some of the best conversation that he's

844
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: ever had, and so we're about to call her and

845
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: see what happened. All right, Ken, are you ready to go?

846
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: Any last words before I get her on the phone. No,

847
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: I just nervous, but all right, here we go. Hello, Hi,

848
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:50,879
Speaker 1: may I speak to Lynn? Please? This is her? Hey Lynn?

849
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewel from the Jewel Show,

850
00:41:54,560 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: The jew Bil Show. Yes, it's a radio show. Okay,

851
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: I'll introduce you to who's on the phone. It's me.

852
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 1: My name is Jubil, my hot house wife, Alex Fresh

853
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: here and English Evan Eileen, good morning, Good morning. How

854
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: are you today? I'm okay. What's the reference to? It's

855
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: a good question, Lynn. You don't normally just receive phone

856
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 1: calls from random radio shows? Um? Not usually? Okay. I'm

857
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: calling you because we do a segment on our show

858
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: called the First Date follow Up. It's where if you

859
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: go out on a date with someone right, and then

860
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: you don't call them back after, they can email us

861
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: to get you on the phone and find out what happened.

862
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: And you recently went out with a dude name Ken?

863
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:40,839
Speaker 1: Oh Ken? Yes, yes, do you remember going out with Ken?

864
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: I do remember going out with Ken? He beard fished

865
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: men know exactly what that means. But the sounds of

866
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: things your date didn't go very well, but beard fishing

867
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: sounds like it's something cool happened. Listen, It's kind of

868
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 1: like catfish. But well, when we were tech thing and

869
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: I saw his picture, he had this nice, full, thick,

870
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: lush beard. I was so into that. M Okay. So

871
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 1: when I walk into the coffee shop, I'm looking around

872
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: for this big beard and I think I see him,

873
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: but he's Balkan shading. Okay, has the baby face. It

874
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,919
Speaker 1: is a dealbreaker for something, for some money some people

875
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: you are so you are a chick that likes a big,

876
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: healthy beard on a Yeah, total deal break. So Ken's

877
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 1: face was actually the deal breaker. His real face, Well,

878
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: I guess you could say that. I'm sorry, Yeah, I

879
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: guess you know. He had this baby face. It just

880
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: totally threw me off. Well do you remember when you

881
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 1: shaved your face at one time and you walked in

882
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: and I was like, don't ever do that again. Yeah,

883
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: that's true. It does make a big difference, it does.

884
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: He to he looked totally different. Yeah, okay, so he

885
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 1: beard fished you. I've never heard the term beard fishing

886
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: when when a guy wears a hat and he looks

887
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: bomb wearing a hat and he takes it off and

888
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: it's like, oh fished, Yeah, because I like either like

889
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: you know, a cold of sack, balding, um, just you know,

890
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 1: who knows what's going on underneath there. It's a huge thing.

891
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: I never knew men was so like deviant. I've been

892
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: hat fished before, too. We all fish. Yeah, I've been

893
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,799
Speaker 1: pants fished on dates before, just like you know, they

894
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: show up and they're wearing pants ors, like, what's wrong

895
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 1: with you picture? You have none? Yeah, come on, that's

896
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: up really weird. Okay, so you were you were beard

897
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 1: fished exactly. You didn't like his smooth baby face? No,

898
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: you know what, I really prefer the beard. Okay. He

899
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: also said, though that you were like really cold to him,

900
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,919
Speaker 1: didn't make you that mad that he shaved his beard

901
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 1: off before your date? Well, I don't know if I

902
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: was mad. I was just kind of disappointed. Yeah, you

903
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: want to go out with a thirty five year old

904
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: not a twenty five year old. Yeah that's such a

905
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 1: baby face. Okay, but looking young is usually quite a

906
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: good thing as well. His face was okay, but I

907
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: was way better with a beard, okay, had an okay

908
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: face without the beard. Well, thanks for being honest with us.

909
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Thank you. And now I just have

910
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: to be honest with you and tell you that Ken

911
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 1: is actually on the other line listening and wants to

912
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: talk to you. What Yeah, unless he hung up because

913
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 1: he's embarrassed about his beard. Are you still there, Kenn,

914
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 1: I'm still here. Yeah, I'm still here. And really, Lynn,

915
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 1: that's the reason that you were Actually that was the

916
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: reason I felt beard fished. Right, Well, I like my

917
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: beard too. If she what if she had really long

918
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: hair and you like long hair, and then she came

919
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: with a bob what's the bob? Bob is like a

920
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: really short haircut, really short? Oh, how would you like that? Ken?

921
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 1: I mean I would realize that you just cut your hair.

922
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: I would still like you. I liked your personality over

923
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,959
Speaker 1: tech when all I really knew was you wouldn't feel

924
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,919
Speaker 1: you wouldn't feel hair fished, No, because also I would

925
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: know that it grows back. Good point. But Ken, I

926
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 1: didn't really say I didn't like you. It just kind

927
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: of threw me off. Well, the actions told me that

928
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 1: you didn't. When you you weren't you talking? It was

929
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 1: like pulling teeth. Well, I apologize, but what else was

930
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,879
Speaker 1: I supposed to do? You showed up with a clean

931
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: shaven face, and I was expecting this big, luscious beard.

932
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: That is true. I mean you couldn't end up, you know,

933
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: dating someone completely different when you show up with a

934
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 1: no bid. Yeah, and I'm aware that I didn't have

935
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 1: a beard. You know, it was an accident. I nicked myself.

936
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: I had it. I couldn't show up with half of

937
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 1: the half of the beard. Well, I would probably preferred

938
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: half a beard. You're just like facial hair a lot,

939
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: don't you, Lynn. I really do like facial hair. I

940
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: really do. I do too. That's why I grew it

941
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: for two years. I mean growing it back as we speak. Well,

942
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm glad you're growing it back. Really

943
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 1: good on you. Well, if he grows his beard back,

944
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 1: would you be willing to go on another date with him?

945
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Yeah, we'll pay for you guys

946
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:09,839
Speaker 1: to go out again. Um, so, Ken, are you really

947
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: going to grow it back? Yeah? Yes, I have a

948
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: five o'clock show. As I promise you, I'm growing it back.

949
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 1: If you show me a picture. Um, I'll think about

950
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 1: going out with the picture proof that he's getting picture Okay,

951
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 1: I will send you a beard pick that's really funny. Okay.

952
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 1: So so basically that's a yes, you'll go out with

953
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 1: him again if he shows me proof. Okay, do you

954
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 1: have to wait until the beard's all grown out or

955
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: will you go out with him anyway? Just knowing that

956
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: eventually the beard is gonna be fully grown back, now

957
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: I'll go out with him again. Well, thank you for understanding.

958
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: And I'm super excited to go out with you again.

959
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: And you know, I promise I won't shave the foreseeable future. Yeah,

960
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm super excited about it too. Grow

961
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: that beard out big and beautiful, can grow it, Ken, Yeah,

962
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 1: it will be. It will be bushy before you before

963
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: you know it. Limp. Yeah, I want to see so

964
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 1: much food stuck in that thing and birds to make

965
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 1: a nest in it, you know, like make that the

966
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: biggest nest. Well, we don't. I don't want that. I

967
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: like a room. There's no pleasing you, Len, I know. Well, congratulations, Ken,

968
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: you got lend Yeah, Hey, thank you guys for your help.

969
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: Call that a win. God, I hate myself Jubils Dirty

970
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: Little Secret on the new heads of one six one

971
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: text in four one six one. If you have a

972
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: secret to share, and remember, we will always keep you anonymous.

973
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 1: And that's why we give everybody an anonymous nickname. And

974
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 1: on the phone right now, it's the dude who's sang

975
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 1: mambo number five lou Bega on the phone. Yeah, Blue Bega,

976
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 1: it's been a while, Hi, Yeah, sound a little different

977
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 1: down different. Yeah, I have great music, one of the biggest.

978
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: It's of the nineties. I don't even know when that was.

979
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 1: What's new, louh. So this is kind of like a

980
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: what would you do? Situation? Um, and I feel like

981
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 1: a horrible person because of what I did. What do

982
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:19,839
Speaker 1: you mean, what would you do? Are you asking us

983
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: what we would do? Yeah? Okay, so your dirty little

984
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 1: secret is also a question. Yes, okay, I want to

985
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: know what you guys would have done in this situation

986
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: because I feel like I'm the terrible person for the

987
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: choice that I made. Okay, well, let us be the

988
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 1: judge of that. Why do you think you're a terrible person? Yeah?

989
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 1: So I go I go running often. Um. So I

990
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: was running on my usual path and I just noticed

991
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: an envelope right on the ground. Um, and there's like

992
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 1: a little cash poking out, so I'll pick it up.

993
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: And I looked inside and there was fifteen hundred dollars

994
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: in costs. Whoa wow, Okay, that's awesome. Yeah. So I'm

995
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: looking around not a full site. And you know, I

996
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: ran from where I was coming from, so I I

997
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: I held onto the envelope and I did ran down

998
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,400
Speaker 1: the trail and then turned around and head back, and

999
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: I didn't see anyone. So I just decided to keep

1000
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 1: the money. Yeah, yeah, anybody, I would keep the money.

1001
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so you're gonna ask what would you do?

1002
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 1: I think I would keep the money too. I mean unless,

1003
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 1: I mean, what are you how are you going to

1004
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: give it back? Unless there's like there was it We'll

1005
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 1: hold on. Was there like an address or anything anything? Yeah,

1006
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: or it envelope it was a blank conval Yeah, I mean,

1007
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: there's no reason to feel bad if you would have

1008
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 1: nowhere to give it to you. Yeah, that's that's what

1009
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: I figured. But I still feel like horrible. Um, and

1010
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 1: karma ended up getting me back really how for it? Um? So,

1011
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 1: at the time, I was a server at a restaurant

1012
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 1: and that weekend, I had like this huge party, you know,

1013
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 1: come and take over, and I lost about like a

1014
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 1: thousand dollars and tips that I should have made well.

1015
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 1: So technically though, you were still five hundred dollars. Yeah,

1016
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: so still, Karma did a pretty good job and gave

1017
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 1: you five hundred bucks. Karma tips you five hundred dollars,

1018
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 1: which I think is a thousand percent on top of whatever.

1019
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't percentages very well, but it

1020
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 1: sounds like you actually made out on the deal. I

1021
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,839
Speaker 1: guess you guys are making me feel a little better.

1022
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 1: This is also a bad room to ask. I feel

1023
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: like we would take the money here. I mean I

1024
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: wouldn't give it if there was no name on it. Yeah,

1025
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 1: you don't know where it goes. You can't be I mean,

1026
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: you know, what are you gonna do? Sit out on

1027
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: the trail that you were running for days at a time,

1028
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 1: like I found fifteen hundred dollars. Yeah, The amount of

1029
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,240
Speaker 1: messages you'd get saying, oh, it's mine, it's definitely mine,

1030
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: definitely mine, or sit out there and stop everybody who

1031
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,879
Speaker 1: runs by, like I'm sorry, did you drop fifteen hundred

1032
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: dollars yesterday? Yeah? Yeah, it's better. Somebody else would definitely

1033
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 1: have taken it. Must you would have taken Yeah, that's

1034
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: how I figured it would have got stolen anyway. Exactly.

1035
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 1: It's the same thing if you're like you see outside

1036
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: of a bank and the arm cars unloading things, and

1037
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 1: if they drop a bag on the ground and they

1038
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,280
Speaker 1: didn't notice it, you could walk by and pick that up. No, Gil, Okay,

1039
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: feel better? All right, Well I'm glad you feel better.

1040
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret, even

1041
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 1: though it wasn't that dirty. Yours little secret is more

1042
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 1: of an understandable little secret. Yeah, we like those two. Yeah,

1043
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: any kind of secret is fine. Well, thank you very much,

1044
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: lou Bega. Wait for your next hit to come out,

1045
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 1: Mama number six. I guess what's your dirty little secret.

1046
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: It's time to get motivated, Sprinkles everyone. I'm Skippy, Sprinkles.

1047
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 1: I am a stand up comedian and guess what, everybody,

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Speaker 1: I open up on the jubil tour. We can actually

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Speaker 1: go on too. Yeah, yeah, we're not now, No, we're not.

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Speaker 1: I've been on to it for a while, the pandemic, Skippy.

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Speaker 1: But you know, one day, hopefully we'll be back on tour.

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Speaker 1: Next year. I was just gonna tell you guys out

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Speaker 1: there and that I have a traumatic brain injury. I

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Speaker 1: got hit by a drunk driver when I was seventeen.

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Speaker 1: I was in a coma for forty five days. And

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Speaker 1: if I can find a reason to be positive, so

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Speaker 1: can you. Yeah that's a very good point. You know,

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Speaker 1: we get up every single day we have something that

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Speaker 1: we're annoyed about. Yeah, like currently, right now, I'm annoyed

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Speaker 1: that I can't get through a sentence without saying, um,

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Speaker 1: that's bugging you. I mean if I say like anymore,

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Speaker 1: I would become the word like mine's alike as well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just such a bad and I am as I

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Speaker 1: wanted to say. I was just again, and so we're

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00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,839
Speaker 1: complaining about that. Meanwhile, we have Skippy here, who has,

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Speaker 1: like I said, a traumatic brain injury. Very positive dude.

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Speaker 1: We take him on tour. He does stand up comedy

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Speaker 1: things that he probably shouldn't be able to do with

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Speaker 1: the TBI. But he's got a much better perspective on

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Speaker 1: things like I'm so annoyed at small things, so or

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Speaker 1: most people who wake up this morning. So what should

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Speaker 1: be be positive about? Skippy? Hey, let's give you. I'd

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Speaker 1: love to give you some motivation if you will take it.

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Speaker 1: So turn your radio up. If you're giving it, I'm

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Speaker 1: taking it. Oh my god. You know, just like we're

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Speaker 1: little kids, you know, pushing the reset button is not quitting.

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Speaker 1: It's just finding another way. So you're saying, like starting

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Speaker 1: over is not a bad thing, right, Like finding a

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Speaker 1: different way could get you to the same result or

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Speaker 1: the result that you want. Well, I think that's important

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Speaker 1: for people to hear right now, especially when people have

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Speaker 1: had to be laid off or they've lost their jobs

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Speaker 1: because of the pandemic. Yeah, it's kind of like everybody

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Speaker 1: has a chance to hit the reset button right now

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Speaker 1: and maybe you can find something that you really really

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Speaker 1: want to do. If you were doing a job that

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Speaker 1: you didn't want to do beforehand or something like that.

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Speaker 1: You know well, and you always say, you well that

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Speaker 1: you've never found a job but you didn't think was

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Speaker 1: better than the one that you got let go from.

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Speaker 1: Very true, stop doing. Yeah, it's very very true. I've

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Speaker 1: never lost a job then found the next job. I

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Speaker 1: was like, this sucks, I'm away, was like, wait, this

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Speaker 1: was way better than the one before. No wonder, I

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Speaker 1: was unhappy at that other one. Yeah, I think that

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Speaker 1: every point of your life you're allowed to hit that

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Speaker 1: reset button in the reset button. You know, you learn

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Speaker 1: it as a kid. You know, parents just say hey,

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Speaker 1: we'll go hit that reset button or something like that.

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Speaker 1: And just like me, I got nailed by a drunk

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Speaker 1: driver in the coma for forty five days. That's forty

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Speaker 1: five days of reset, reset, Reset. I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: go through all the resets, but you get it. And

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Speaker 1: remember everyone, if you're trying to floor with a woman

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Speaker 1: during COVID, there's a difference between saying you take my

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Speaker 1: breath away and you give me shortness of breath. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I'll have that problem because I won't

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Speaker 1: be flirting with any women during corny. I'll set at

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Speaker 1: least thanks it. But he's for checking out the Jubo Show. Hey,

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Speaker 1: if you guys can do me the biggest favor tag

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Speaker 1: five year friends, get five year friends to listen to

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Speaker 1: the Jubo Show. And hey, Jubil, did I get my airhorn? Please? Yes?

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Speaker 1: You can? All right, there was Skippy Sprinkles reminding you

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Speaker 1: to hit the reset button. If you're having a problem,

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Speaker 1: just hit reset. Start over the next day and also

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Speaker 1: get five friends to hang out and listen to the show.

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Speaker 1: I think that's right. That was very motivating. Thanks Gippy Sprinkles.