Speaker 1: Hey, we got a brand new second date for you today.
Speaker 1: Thanks so much for being here at the podcast on
Speaker 1: a Friday. Yeah, it just means so much to us.
Speaker 1: So we got a great guy on the phone whose
Speaker 1: date totally you too. We also have you. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: his date totally vanished, and yeah he's wondering if it
Speaker 1: was a miscommunication or something he did. We're gonna find
Speaker 1: out here in just a second. Ye would be so good.
Speaker 2: Oh where you go? Oh no, what do you see?
Speaker 3: In the comment section, Bendy Oliviera said, Hey, guys, greetings
Speaker 3: from Brazil.
Speaker 4: You show.
Speaker 3: My wife is actually trying to learn English now because
Speaker 3: she's so curious to know why the hell I'm laughing
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 2: To Portuguese.
Speaker 1: That'd be cool. I always think it's so amazing when
Speaker 1: people can be funny in another language. Oh yeah, like
Speaker 1: that's when you know you've mastered it, which we can't
Speaker 1: do now. I don't even know if I'm funny in
Speaker 1: this language. Hey, thanks for being here. Your brand second
Speaker 1: day starts right now.
Speaker 2: Second date update. We've had some strange requests on this
Speaker 2: segment before, like, for example, the listener who wanted us
Speaker 2: to pretend we were from a British radio show because
Speaker 2: he lied and said that he was from London.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my accent's so good.
Speaker 2: But we tried it. Also someone who asked our producer
Speaker 2: if we could alter his voice so his wife wouldn't
Speaker 2: recognize him if she heard it. No, that wrong show
Speaker 2: for that. No, not us, we believe it or not.
Speaker 2: We do have a limit of what we're willing to do.
Speaker 1: It's very low.
Speaker 2: It is the bar is low, but there is a bar.
Speaker 2: But today one of our listeners has emailed with a
Speaker 2: request specifically for Brooke, and we'll find out if she's
Speaker 2: willing to accommodate it.
Speaker 1: Would you like another English accent?
Speaker 2: Let's find out his name is Briar Brier. Welcome to
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 4: Hey guys, I really need you on my side for
Speaker 4: this one.
Speaker 1: I can do that. I mean, unless you did something
Speaker 1: really dumb.
Speaker 2: This already stipulation.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like I said, yeah, so that I remembered.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about this man, that's true.
Speaker 2: Why do you want Brooks approval?
Speaker 4: I just I've listened to Brooke on a couple of
Speaker 4: different occasions. Before you know where the.
Speaker 1: Real power comes from. That's what you just see.
Speaker 4: To say yeah, I enjoy your ina.
Speaker 2: So let's get into your date that you went on.
Speaker 2: What's the girl's name was? Okay?
Speaker 4: I took her to like a medium price restaurant.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
Speaker 4: They served a lot of different types of Americans, but
Speaker 4: it was it was good Brook America.
Speaker 2: I'm not a big fan lately.
Speaker 1: I love Denny's. Yeah, all Miami. I mean Apple's kind
Speaker 1: of hit sometimes. You know, Chili's is my number one.
Speaker 1: I would say.
Speaker 2: So, now we got Brook back on board, let's keep
Speaker 2: going with it. How did it go with the restaurant?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 4: It was? It was good. I was just really trying
Speaker 4: to focus on her and making sure that she was okay,
Speaker 4: to see if she had any any type of needs,
Speaker 4: Like you mean.
Speaker 1: You were just like asking her questions and being inquisitive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean like asking if she had any type
Speaker 4: of dietary restriction.
Speaker 2: That's actually good. I mean, do you really need to
Speaker 2: ask that question because I like to propose that after
Speaker 2: they've gone into anaphylactic shot, because.
Speaker 1: How could you be the hero and the rest letter
Speaker 1: if she wasn't swelling enough? Oh?
Speaker 2: Was it the crab that's making you do that with
Speaker 2: your face?
Speaker 1: A woman. You needn't know you were allergic to crab.
Speaker 2: Maybe you eat more. Yeah, look good for you that
Speaker 2: you asked beforehand. Okay, that's a strong move.
Speaker 1: But what was the date like? Like, what was your
Speaker 1: connection like?
Speaker 4: It was fun, It was actually a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: We actually started talking about childhood TV shows and oh my.
Speaker 2: Gosh, that's such a good fun topic.
Speaker 1: We all want to jump in with our favors. Yea,
Speaker 1: even you mentioned it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what was your answer for a favorite childhood
Speaker 2: TV show?
Speaker 4: Well? Mine was, actually, hey, Arnold, I don't know if.
Speaker 2: You guys remember, dude, Yeah, Degenerate Children.
Speaker 1: Was hers?
Speaker 4: Hers was Rugrats Degenerate Babies.
Speaker 1: Okay, but look at your both Nickelodeon kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I did point that out.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, dude, I mean so you're hitting it off,
Speaker 2: finding things you have in common.
Speaker 4: And we also agreed that Duncan woos are actually overrated.
Speaker 2: Overrated. Gosh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I had one recently, and I'm with him on that
Speaker 1: one really as good as a kid.
Speaker 2: But you just keep talking about food because Brooke is
Speaker 2: not going to go against you again. I'm just curious,
Speaker 2: did you have any non food, non children's topics that
Speaker 2: you covered during your conversation.
Speaker 4: Uh. Yeah, well we did start talking about being a
Speaker 4: single on like this current dainty climate. It's it's a
Speaker 4: lot different than our past relationships. I mean, am I
Speaker 4: wrong in saying, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy. We can't wagh in on that because
Speaker 2: she hasn't dated in many, many, many decades, so she
Speaker 2: doesn't know what it's like.
Speaker 1: It's been a long time, over a decade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you lose track of time. Okay, Well it all.
Speaker 1: Sounds cute though. It sounds like you guys are vibing
Speaker 1: talking about some deeper stuff even you related.
Speaker 2: Was there something bad that happened?
Speaker 4: No, not not bad. Maybe a miscommunication or misunderstanding. Towards
Speaker 4: the end of the night, after we were done eating,
Speaker 4: I paid for a dinner. Yeah, and we went to
Speaker 4: the lobby and I had to use the restroom real quick.
Speaker 4: After I came out, she was gone, like I couldn't
Speaker 4: find her in a restaurant. I went outside, her car
Speaker 4: was gone. Oh goodness, Maybe she misunderstood me and like saying, hey,
Speaker 4: I have to go to a restroom. It was nice
Speaker 4: talking to you and see you later, but I just
Speaker 4: need to use the bathroom and I came back out
Speaker 4: and she was you.
Speaker 2: Thought there was gonna be more after You know, that's
Speaker 2: a real Angelica pickles move right, yeah, get it.
Speaker 1: I can feel that though, like just that awkward moment,
Speaker 1: You're like, wait, was that a goodbye?
Speaker 4: Do I leave?
Speaker 1: And maybe she was in her head like I don't
Speaker 1: want to stay because what if he just said goodbye?
Speaker 1: And then he comes out and I'm still here? Right?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, without a proper goodbye,
Speaker 2: it's totally you don't know where you stand. So where
Speaker 2: are you in? Fiona? Now?
Speaker 4: She did catch me a little bit later.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good. Okay.
Speaker 4: Since then, I've kind of, you know, alluded to the
Speaker 4: fact that maybe we should get up again. I really
Speaker 4: enjoyed myself and she's always busy.
Speaker 2: Oh that sound a good Okay, it could be a
Speaker 2: brush off there. Yeah, So we're gonna call her here
Speaker 2: in a second. But Brook, where are we at with Briar?
Speaker 2: He's asked that you have his back here are you
Speaker 2: willing to throw your support behind him? During the next
Speaker 2: part of the call?
Speaker 1: Sounds like you had a great date.
Speaker 2: Why is your voice going so high when you say yeah, great?
Speaker 1: Day, No, I really support Briar.
Speaker 2: All Right, We're gonna come back and hopefully brook is
Speaker 2: true to her word when we call Fiona and try
Speaker 2: and get you your second date update right after this
Speaker 2: hold on mane second date update. We don't have a
Speaker 2: ton of time here. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 2: but we're in the middle of a second date update
Speaker 2: where a guy named Briar desperately wants Brooks support because
Speaker 2: he's heard how these calls go. And if she's not
Speaker 2: one hundred percent behind you, then she's one hundred percent
Speaker 2: out to get you. You are so dramatic, Jeffrey, see
Speaker 2: brook is out to get me right now?
Speaker 1: One hundred percent were such a drama king.
Speaker 2: So just some bullet points about Briar's date real quick.
Speaker 2: He took a lady named Fiona out to a restaurant.
Speaker 2: They bonded over childhood TV shows and their mutual hatred
Speaker 2: of Dunkarouse. I'm still recapping, please don't interrupt, And they
Speaker 2: talked about how dating is different nowadays than it was
Speaker 2: with past relationships.
Speaker 1: Are you going to go into every detail of everything
Speaker 1: that happened? I mean, I think they just listened to
Speaker 1: part one.
Speaker 2: This is just a quick recap. Not everyone heard it, Brookmore,
Speaker 2: just to just if you missed it. But after they
Speaker 2: paid the bill, there was a little miscommunication about using
Speaker 2: the restroom, because when he came out, Fiona had already
Speaker 2: left and her car was gone.
Speaker 1: At least we're hoping it's a miscommunication and she didn't
Speaker 1: just bail.
Speaker 2: Yes, or is it possible that her car got towed
Speaker 2: and she blames Briar for that? What Briar, did you
Speaker 2: have her car toad on purpose so that she'd be
Speaker 2: stranded there and forced to get a ride home with you?
Speaker 2: Are you listening?
Speaker 4: I did? Yeah, I did. I am listening. No, I
Speaker 4: did not do that.
Speaker 1: I thought you just said I did.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know you're saying that, but the truth will
Speaker 2: come out when we call Fiona here in a second
Speaker 2: if she picks up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, no, I hope it does, because I'm
Speaker 4: just completely lost. That's what happened.
Speaker 1: I think she just thinks you don't like her that much,
Speaker 1: and that is something we can quickly clear up.
Speaker 4: Well, thank you so much, Broke. I really really hope
Speaker 4: that you have my backward dish because I just I'm lost.
Speaker 1: Bri it's all I've had so far, So let's keep
Speaker 1: going and move forward.
Speaker 2: We're all in your corner. I'm gonna dial Fiona's number
Speaker 2: and let's see if she answers here.
Speaker 4: We go, Okay, thank you?
Speaker 2: Hey is this Fiona?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hey Fiona. This is an entire radio show actually called
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning he show, Good morning.
Speaker 5: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's going on is a segment that we do
Speaker 2: you pretty regularly on the show called the Second Date Update.
Speaker 5: Okay, that sounds fun. Yeah that is.
Speaker 1: That's kind of fun, and it could our most popular
Speaker 1: segment and.
Speaker 2: It could be really fun for you because we're talking
Speaker 2: about a guy that you went on a really nice
Speaker 2: date with recently, a guy named Briar. Oh all right, laugh,
Speaker 2: you seem a little shy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The thing is where we're trying to help Briar out
Speaker 2: because he told us about your date. He felt like
Speaker 2: there was a good vibe happening. But he's a little
Speaker 2: bit confused because afterwards there hasn't been any communication about
Speaker 2: a second meetup.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no, he's reached out a couple of times.
Speaker 1: I just think it be okay, So it really is
Speaker 1: just a scheduling thing for you. You plan on seeing him again?
Speaker 5: Oh u No, no.
Speaker 1: You say no, you don't know plan on seeing him again?
Speaker 5: No, not really?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I mean that's fine, But is there a
Speaker 2: reason why you feel that way because Briar isn't sure?
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I mean he's kind of sweet. He's just
Speaker 5: a little bit of a mess.
Speaker 1: How so, uh so.
Speaker 5: He talked to you, he told you stuff or.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean just in a nutshell. Your date
Speaker 2: was at a nice American restaurant. You guys talked about
Speaker 2: childhood TV shows and current dating and past dating, and.
Speaker 5: So I'm guessing you heard about his breakup.
Speaker 1: We generalized.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't get into any like specifics about past
Speaker 2: relationships or anything like that.
Speaker 4: Gotcha.
Speaker 5: Okay, So at one point he did open up to
Speaker 5: me and was talking about how dating is different these days,
Speaker 5: and he volunteered the information about his last serious relationship
Speaker 5: and so he broke up with like a serious girlfriend
Speaker 5: to date an only fans model.
Speaker 1: That's what he told you.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I'm more up and down that he was
Speaker 5: like tricked into it.
Speaker 1: He probably was a day though. You think it's a
Speaker 1: popular only fans girls there are plenty of women on
Speaker 1: Only Fans that have like one fan like where it's
Speaker 1: the only fan.
Speaker 2: But knowing what you know about Briar, he probably gets
Speaker 2: the top tier only fans girls because I mean he's
Speaker 2: that type of guy.
Speaker 1: I could see him. I'll tell you this. I could
Speaker 1: see him being sweet and maybe a little naive when.
Speaker 5: It comes to so sweet. I mean he was crying,
Speaker 5: oh no.
Speaker 1: At the table. He was crying about the only fans.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was crying at the table because he found
Speaker 5: out that the only Fans model wouldn't commit to him
Speaker 5: because she's in a relationship too.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so you found out that Briar left his
Speaker 2: girlfriend to be with an only fans woman who refused
Speaker 2: to commit fully to him. Correct, and which was a
Speaker 2: turn off to.
Speaker 1: You pay for only fans well in a relationship.
Speaker 5: Still, for me, it was like we were talking about
Speaker 5: Dunkarus and kids shows and then aw he's crying at
Speaker 5: the table about his only Fans model, and I'm like, yep,
Speaker 5: dating do be different.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you think he's not over the only Fans girl?
Speaker 5: Harsony. I think he's not over it, because why you
Speaker 5: be crying and then I'm also like, what if this
Speaker 5: is us and then you meet another OnlyFans model and
Speaker 5: she's telling you that she's going to be with you, Yeah, if.
Speaker 1: You deposit X amount of money?
Speaker 2: Maybe or is there a chance that that was just
Speaker 2: kind of a made up story as like a flex.
Speaker 2: Sometimes guys will do that, as Alex.
Speaker 1: He got left only fans.
Speaker 5: The boy is not going to flex and then cry.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, you never know every We should really ask
Speaker 2: Briar about it, because I need to tell you he
Speaker 2: is on the other line right now listening to this call.
Speaker 1: Oh buddy, what yeah.
Speaker 4: Brian there? Yeah, how you doing? I feel a little
Speaker 4: bit embarrassed, but I'm okay, okay, what.
Speaker 5: Do you call the radio station?
Speaker 4: Brier?
Speaker 5: Like, what did you think is going to happen?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: I was just kind of trying to figure out what
Speaker 4: was going on. I mean I tried to reach out
Speaker 4: to you. You always said that you're busy. I mean,
Speaker 4: what's what's going on?
Speaker 5: I think, okay, just rule of some future dating. One
Speaker 5: I'm busy, she might be busy. Four I'm busy. Don't
Speaker 5: want to see you.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean you told me that you were busy
Speaker 4: three times. What does that mean as.
Speaker 5: There that you would text again?
Speaker 3: Okay, Brian, you just got to put yourself in her shoes, right, Like,
Speaker 3: if you were on a date and a woman was
Speaker 3: crying about her ex, you probably wouldn't feel great about
Speaker 3: that future with them.
Speaker 4: I mean I was comfortable with her at the end
Speaker 4: of the day, and I don't mind being sensitive, and
Speaker 4: she was sensitive to me, I would be open to
Speaker 4: it as well. I mean, is it wrong that I
Speaker 4: was open to her? Book?
Speaker 1: No, it just it just comes off as maybe you're
Speaker 1: not over Yeah, you know that's the thing, but maybe
Speaker 1: you were. Maybe you were crying because she took all
Speaker 1: your money, Like, was that why you're crying?
Speaker 4: It said, Yeah, Well she didn't take all my money,
Speaker 4: she just took some of it.
Speaker 2: Well that's really generous of her to leave some left
Speaker 2: over for you to date other women.
Speaker 1: Oh man, Fona, Like, how many men have been scammed
Speaker 1: by beautiful women? Oh? Yeah, thousands, thousands. I mean all
Speaker 1: you want is for Briar to have learned his lesson, right.
Speaker 5: Sure, yeah, I do want that for him.
Speaker 2: That's good and you could help give that to him
Speaker 2: if you agree to go on another date, a date
Speaker 2: that we would pay for.
Speaker 4: I'll promise that I won't cry on the second.
Speaker 5: Date, honestly. Well, but you didn't promise yourself that on
Speaker 5: the first date.
Speaker 2: Keona, Do you want to date a guy who's bottling
Speaker 2: his emotions just for you?
Speaker 1: At least?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: I don't want that either.
Speaker 1: Oh man, you're a confusing woman, Fiona.
Speaker 5: What did avraa lab say? Complicated?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you just want to hook up with him
Speaker 2: once and then move on that? Okay?
Speaker 5: Okay, of course you was.
Speaker 2: Okay, So is that a yes to the hookup?
Speaker 5: Briar? Very kind of you to say that that you
Speaker 5: sound comfortable with me, and you're very sweet.
Speaker 1: But no, oh my gosh, that's okay.
Speaker 2: Geez, Briar.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, man, I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 4: I guess I guess I'll go back to crying, Briar.
Speaker 5: Please don't cry again, right now, I guarantee.
Speaker 2: But starts all right? Well, you know what, Briar, it's
Speaker 2: not a date with Fiona, but we'll set you and
Speaker 2: brook ups. You guys can hug and cry into each
Speaker 2: other's arms.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm married, so it's nothing more than that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well he was, he was in a relationship before too,
Speaker 2: Rookie Jeffrey in the morning. We're getting a lot of
Speaker 2: text into seven eight, five nine two from the listeners
Speaker 2: saying Briar is just the sweetest man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then are they attaching their venmos so that
Speaker 1: Briar can set the money?
Speaker 2: No, they're not doing that, and nobody's asking to go
Speaker 2: out with him either. But they do like him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're the only fans girls like subscribe to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Probably. I mean, come on, ladies, a guy who cries
Speaker 2: at the dinner table on a first date after openly
Speaker 2: admitting that he broke up with his last girlfriend to
Speaker 2: date an only fans model. Where's the red flag there?
Speaker 2: I dare you to find it.
Speaker 1: I wish we could break that sentence up a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot, just there maybe few problems there, all right,
Speaker 2: Maybe Briar has some personal stuff he needs to work
Speaker 2: out first before he dives back into the dating pool.
Speaker 1: But I still support men that cry, Alexis, that's right, Hey,
Speaker 1: I find that just about your ex.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can even cry while you email the show
Speaker 2: while asking us for help. Oh, if we see tears,
Speaker 2: we will help. Yes, put those crying emojis in your
Speaker 2: email and we will definitely call that person who's not
Speaker 2: calling you back, and Brooke will have your back one
Speaker 2: hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Let's not just make that a blanket the situation.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, give us a few details and then we
Speaker 2: can help you out. But go subscribe wherever you get
Speaker 2: your podcasts. We're up at Brook and Jeffrey