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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode. About from this was that

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Speaker 1: I was only really exceptional in math in school and

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Speaker 1: really only times tables in the third grade. I want

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Speaker 1: a family sized bag of a hundred grand bars for

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Speaker 1: beating every single kid in my class in a one

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Speaker 1: on one multiplications flash card channel. That's right, one at

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Speaker 1: a time. I went from seat to seat and kicked

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Speaker 1: all the assets. Clearly, this singular scholastic achievement means more

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Speaker 1: to me than any of you, and I am super

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Speaker 1: okay with that. But I digress. Let's meet a rakshai

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Speaker 1: no particular order. Let's first go to Craig Atkowski for

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Speaker 1: his life by the Lake review corner. Kako, Kevin, I'm

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Speaker 1: I've driven across this beautiful land of ours to a

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Speaker 1: lake house and an undisclosed location in the northernmost of

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Speaker 1: the Carolina's. Uh. There are daily thunderstorms where you can

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Speaker 1: feel the electricity in the air. Uh. My lovely wife

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Speaker 1: Carlo is currently sleeping in a hammock outside. Uh. There

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Speaker 1: is water. There was water that I can see. There

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Speaker 1: was a dog under my feet. I gained ten pounds

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Speaker 1: in wine and barbecue in two weeks, so uh, let's

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Speaker 1: fucking do this. Yeah, alright, well that's good. No more calls.

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Speaker 1: Pencils down, we have a winter. Uh please say hello

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Speaker 1: to Chris Alvarado, Captain Sandy's favorite. You your take on

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Speaker 1: the Newish season of Blow Deck Mediterranean. Yeah, I think, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I like it. I like Captain Sandy Law.

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Speaker 1: I respect her, respect her, think of like right now

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Speaker 1: everything is escaping me. I mean, I'm all caught up,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know what. I don't know what to say.

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Speaker 1: It's a big boat, it's a big ship. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: that's my favorite review. You know what. It's a big

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Speaker 1: quick jeez, Craig. The way you just the way you

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Speaker 1: spelled out where you are, we felt, I think I could.

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Speaker 1: We felt that I'm trying to pay a picture with

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Speaker 1: words you did you did? And then I said, it's

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Speaker 1: a big boat. The password is yin and ya don't

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Speaker 1: look now. But Jack Giggins host, there are things in

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Speaker 1: the Who's that dear right about most things? Do you

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Speaker 1: subscribe to the edict? If you're not early, you're late.

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Speaker 1: I'm a very uh punctual person to a fault where

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Speaker 1: like I'll get there really early and then waiting my

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Speaker 1: car um. Yeah, so if I'm not gonna be punctual,

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Speaker 1: I hate that if you're not earlier late. No, not really,

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Speaker 1: but like get there on time. I am definitely like

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Speaker 1: the people that are always late to everything. And it's like, well,

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Speaker 1: that's just that's just Joe. It's like, well, Joe can

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Speaker 1: change that. Actually that's not that's not something he was

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Speaker 1: to make that decision. That as like a personality trait

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Speaker 1: of like that person is always late, Like the that

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Speaker 1: person's doesn't is not considerate. Get it. Joey just showed

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Speaker 1: up in the middle of that. And now please welcome

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Speaker 1: James Heeny, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Heen breakfast Meade of Choice

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Speaker 1: and why I like soy Chrees So because it's it's

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Speaker 1: well done, it tastes good, it's got a lot of

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Speaker 1: comes in tubes, which the best meats do. Yeah, when

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Speaker 1: I go to my favorite steakhouse, I definitely want to

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Speaker 1: make sure their meats and tubes. You're wrong. I think

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Speaker 1: I'm the only one consistently that's wrong at these answers. No,

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Speaker 1: your answer is golden because each of these are designed

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Speaker 1: to get the most of the person. And you you

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Speaker 1: nailed it, You crushed. Thank you. And last but Captain

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Speaker 1: Crunch will rip the roof of your mouth yet again.

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Speaker 1: If you think of least, it's Joey Greer Baby's first Chevy.

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Speaker 1: What was your favorite childhood cereal and which one did

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Speaker 1: you hate? Oh? Wow? Well this actually goes into breakfast

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Speaker 1: meats because I had a breakfast meat based cereal that

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Speaker 1: was so so good, Himbly's. It was this like I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it was, but anyway, so good, so addictive.

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Speaker 1: The meat was always seasoned so so well, and it

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Speaker 1: was always with steel cutouts. That's very remember. And now

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Speaker 1: let's do a damn show, Craig quick follow up? Okay

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Speaker 1: to say short lived or short lived? Right? I would

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Speaker 1: accept either one. Thank you. Let's do a damn show.

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Speaker 1: scene suggestion. Hello, fellow luritics. You didn't do my last scenes,

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Speaker 1: so I will suggest another one. No harm, no foul,

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Speaker 1: not on the menu. Here it is the pumper Nickel

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Speaker 1: Lady opens her own pumper Nickel shop. Joey, for the

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Speaker 1: love of God, bring her back correctly. Remember she sounds

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Speaker 1: like an eccentric Jewish woman. Maybe call her Rhonda pronounced

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Speaker 1: rang with the nest in there. Uh have you heard

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Speaker 1: something called pumper Nickel shop? I just heard amazing things, right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I just read about this um in the New York

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Speaker 1: Times cross Word. Yes, that's right. It was a Friday crossword,

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Speaker 1: so you know, of pretty severe difficulty. And they hid

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Speaker 1: a review of the bread shop in the cross word. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you saw that as well, so you've been to

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Speaker 1: the pumper nickel shop. No, no, but I've been meaning

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Speaker 1: to go after solving that cross word. My taste buds

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Speaker 1: are activate in of course. What is your favorite day

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Speaker 1: of the week for the cross root puzzle? By the way, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm a Saturday guy. Uh huh always an ink. Yeah. Anyway, stranger,

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Speaker 1: it's uh, it's it's been great meeting you. Hey, well

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Speaker 1: you got a second Yeah, hey, that's gone. But um,

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Speaker 1: I just want to talk to you. Just am I

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Speaker 1: in trouble. I just want to kind of just check

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Speaker 1: your temperature and where you're at with the puzzles lately. Um, um,

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Speaker 1: how are you? How are you feeling that? Well, I

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Speaker 1: haven't heard any complaints. That's how you're feeling. That's how

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling. I feel consistent. Okay. Um let's go through

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Speaker 1: a couple of things. Monday looking good, Tuesday, it's been nice. Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: a quick little thing. Are you are you working for

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Speaker 1: that pumper nickel shop? What? M what? Okay? The second

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Speaker 1: guilty as charging. Okay, okay, okay, Okay, okay, I'm dating girl. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's the only benefit I have. That's the only benefit

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Speaker 1: I have. Okay, I can't What am I gonna do? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Well well, well, well okay, okay, you're not in trouble. Okay, alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: but alright, bud, okay, alright, So so you're you know

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Speaker 1: you did this for a woman? Is that what you're saying?

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Speaker 1: I did it. I did it for a woman. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: off my chest, Hi, I'm here to try your delicious pumpernickele.

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Speaker 1: And Will Shorts sent me? What Will Shorts sent me?

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Speaker 1: You want some shots? Will Shorts? Oh yeah, so you're

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Speaker 1: the Pumpernicle lady. I so much about it. I read

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Speaker 1: about the cross word. Oh yeah, you don't sound like

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Speaker 1: I had imagined her sounding. What do you mean? I

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Speaker 1: that I imagined. And yeah, do you want the pupa Nicle? Sure? Sure?

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Speaker 1: How many varieties do you offer? Well, we're at a

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Speaker 1: pupa Nickel right now, you're wait, this is a pumper

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Speaker 1: nickele shop. Huh. I mean it said pumper nickel straight across.

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Speaker 1: I mean it was a straight across. If you want

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Speaker 1: to just leave twenty dollars, I'm sure we could get

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Speaker 1: the pumpa nickel to you. Okay, then it seems sketchy,

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Speaker 1: but yes, yes, we'll leave you. Uh, I'll leave you

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Speaker 1: with Jackson. What's your name? My name is Jackson? Oddly

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Speaker 1: and what do you do? I'm a painter? Pay dude?

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Speaker 1: Would you like to go on a date? What would

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Speaker 1: you like to go on a date? Hey? Will? Can

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Speaker 1: I come on in for a second. I'm pretty busy.

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Speaker 1: I'm working on a Saturday, so take Oh you're coming out,

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Speaker 1: I understand. Listen. I could tell by this part is

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Speaker 1: puzzle that things aren't going so well with the lady

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Speaker 1: you were hoping to go well with? Right, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: i'd say so is that all you wanted to say?

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Speaker 1: you could just go Okay, that's it, Okay, Okay, you

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Speaker 1: don't need to well, well, Will, I'm just saying, okay,

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Speaker 1: for instance, four down, can't be I don't. I just

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Speaker 1: I don't know in what world, bitch face. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you work, I'll tell you which world it is. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I know, I know okay, all right, okay, you're good.

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Speaker 1: You're good. Let's see resting blank nine letters. Yes. As

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Speaker 1: as a matter, Oh, you must be you must be, Samantha. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The pumper nickel ladies, Uh, Rhonda, say, set us up? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I thought when she set me up with you, I

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Speaker 1: thought she was asking me on a date. I'm very relieved.

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Speaker 1: But now I know, like all Jewish ladies of a

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Speaker 1: certain age, she is a matchmaker. Here is your pumper

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Speaker 1: nickel on a towel. There you go. Why is it

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Speaker 1: on a towel? I couldn't find plates? Okay, but the

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Speaker 1: Do you know how many years? Rick? Can? I can

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Speaker 1: I cut your Can I have a minute of your time? Um?

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of right in the middle of this article.

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Speaker 1: D I've made some mistakes, and I just I don't

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Speaker 1: want to I don't want to go behind your back anymore. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I appreciated make a real statement this Saturday I made

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Speaker 1: a mistake. I thought Rhonda was cheating on me because

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Speaker 1: I saw her preparing a date. It just wasn't for herself.

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Speaker 1: Saturday's crossword puzzle. Holy sh it. Well yes, yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm all for it. Hey, I'm proud of you. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: awful it's so, what's the clue going to be? What's

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Speaker 1: that maybe it would be, uh, you know that song

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Speaker 1: tell me Rhonda, help me Ronda. Oh my god, that

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Speaker 1: was an amazing threesome. I have had threesomes in my day,

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Speaker 1: but oh, she was trying to take both of ro dot.

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Speaker 1: Come on, I'll come on, you mean I actually that

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Speaker 1: is not just for the rise. But I really couldn't

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Speaker 1: find a plate honestly. Six seven tell me Ron to

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Speaker 1: tell tell tell me Ron? Uh stop, it's what's up?

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Speaker 1: She chated, me with two people and not a scene one.

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Speaker 1: Yes see, dude, comes from listener Bryce, who wrote, Hey, y'all,

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Speaker 1: I love the show and everyone on it, but my

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Speaker 1: absolute favorite Alchemist is hands down definitely not Kevin. Just kidding, keV.

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Speaker 1: I guess you're pretty okay. Anyways, I've been listening since

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Speaker 1: that my all time favorite character is Craig's Solomon Grundy.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember that, Correg vaguely yes, so my scene

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Speaker 1: suggested yep, I see where this is going. Solomon Grundy

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Speaker 1: call anybody? Man? I could call somebody. I could call

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Speaker 1: three comes with from Bill, who wrote High Alchemy Gang.

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Speaker 1: Bill steps in here a long time first time. I'm

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Speaker 1: you have? We have one thousand people saying face. They've

413
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: all signed this petition. They all signed this petition, and

414
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 1: they chose you a spokesperson okay, because we're gonna need

415
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: to interview all of them, even though you've come here

416
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: with the case. That's fine. I can help you in

417
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: Brockovich style. Yeah, I just need emails and contact and

418
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: prove my worth. I can talk with the people. I'm

419
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: very good at people. I have same faith sys them.

420
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: They see me, they recognize themselves. Then about that, how

421
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: do you all know who's who? Well, the face is

422
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: the same, but the body is still intact. Oh, excellent points,

423
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: so you judge, right, we can some people have similar

424
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: arm structure to me. Those people I left my shirt

425
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: a little bit shot, the belly, same belly. Okay, then

426
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 1: we're going higher. Can I ask a quick question that

427
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: will probably come up in court? Yes? How did it

428
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: happen that all thousand of you we're okay, getting the

429
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: same things. Well, do you know, Jennifer, you're to get

430
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: a cosmetic surgery? Uh? Huh, you know I should have

431
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: been doing this. But actually, here, let me just unfold

432
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: this picture. This, uh, this photo this right here? Yeah,

433
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: come here for a second. This uh, this photo here

434
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: is the hottest face in Europe. All right, probably should

435
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: be showing this to you, but you know this is

436
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: the surgeon here. You won't do it. You would do it.

437
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: There's not other fucking balls. Oops. Sorry for a person, okay,

438
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: for friends, no, right, but yeah, anyway, so I just

439
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: want to show that face before you went into this away.

440
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: You put that away? What happened to the woman? Those here?

441
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: She leave? She leave? Right? All right? Well just you buddy,

442
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: how you do it? Yeah? Yeah, I like that face

443
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: you're showing me. Yeah, yeah, uh you want it? Yeah?

444
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 1: All right? All right, come on, do you think you

445
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: would fit me? Of course it fits you. I mean

446
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: your head is a little bigger than what the faces.

447
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 1: But we can stretch it. You can face can just

448
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: go to the center, just center it on my head. Yeah,

449
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it the rest of your head. It

450
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 1: would be it would be a piece of sand in

451
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: the ocean, you know what I mean, Like it would

452
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: just yeah, So we need to stretch it out. Huh. Okay, alright, alright, alright,

453
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: I'll do it. All right, great, awesome, Thanks Jacob for

454
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: bringing me to the client. There's your ten bucks and

455
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: a gift cards. Hey man, I gotta stop doing this.

456
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: Why is that? I just want a different life? Already

457
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: paid my debt, I got two thousand people. You're making

458
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: a real cash. You're making a real cash. Now, I'll

459
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: give you ten dollars ahead, plus a gift card. Yeah,

460
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: well I found out that blown. He's shut down a

461
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: couple of years ago. So these gift cards they never

462
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: believe valid. Then you know, all right, fine, you're done,

463
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: You're done. Give me back a picture? There you go,

464
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: take it. Let picture of the face. Okay, okay, Hey,

465
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: do you want to look look at this? No? Do

466
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: you want to make you want to be a thousand

467
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: and one? No? I I gotta go, I gotta I

468
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: gotta girl waiting for me in New York. I find

469
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: out hard to believe he's You're very unattractive. You would

470
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: ever tell you that you're very ugly? You said that

471
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: every time I come in here. Stupid too. Now you

472
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: want to go out and find some more people for me?

473
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: Or you want to go do this thing you want

474
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: to do. I can find a couple more. Alright, take

475
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: this picture back? So what happened? Do we have attorney

476
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: to represent us in the class actions? Which is actually

477
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: turns out that yes, he's an eternity by name, and

478
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: I'm actually going to be doing most of the legal work.

479
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: But with a strong mentality and perseverance, I can do it. Well,

480
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: this is why you're our spokesperson exactly. I'm not scared,

481
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: I am not nervous, and the fact that we are

482
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: here together makes me feel very good. All thousands of

483
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: us very good, very good, every good. It's very good

484
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: to have you order in the court order in the

485
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 1: court plays. I don't want to have to ask that again. Now,

486
00:32:54,840 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: if the Council for the alleged Victims is ready for

487
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: opening statement again, outbursts like that is what setting us back.

488
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: I see that there are a lot of you here,

489
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: and I appreciate thousand and one. Okay, if the spokesperson

490
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: would like to begin with opening statement, let's please pursued.

491
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: And if not, I'll speak for myself. I'm a doctor

492
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: who allegedly did something wrong. Now I have opted to

493
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: represent myself because I have nothing to hide, and I'm

494
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,959
Speaker 1: here on behalf of myself. I rest my case. Well,

495
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: there's the opening statement from the defense. And now if

496
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: the UH alleged victims would like to pick a spokesperson

497
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: to begin with an opening statement, I believe we we

498
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: can proceeed it. I'm supposed to be me, but I

499
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: got very very our spoke sposed sick. She has sick. Kay. Um,

500
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 1: sorry that the case got thrown out. Who would have

501
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 1: known that somebody this would have happened. But you know,

502
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 1: maybe the justice system doesn't always work, and maybe you

503
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: should take things into your own hands. M you know

504
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I don't know. I just feel like

505
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,919
Speaker 1: maybe if they just stretch it a little more, I guess.

506
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: I guess you guys write about it. Um Like I

507
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: liked the face. It's just so tiny in the center

508
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 1: of my head. Yeah, you got it tiny. I really

509
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 1: can't believe how close everything is, your eyes, nose, whole, mouthful,

510
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: everything is so that wasn't really against looking like a

511
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 1: all those thousand people. I thought they looked pretty good,

512
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: but mind so so small on my state. Hey, hey guys,

513
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 1: guys you too? Oh hey whatever your face it's it's

514
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: it's a little mistake, mistake. Never mind that you guys.

515
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 1: You guys are food. Yeah of course, yeah? You like blownies? Wait? Blownies? No, No,

516
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: there's a new Blownies. Are you serious? Yeah? Yeah, I

517
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,359
Speaker 1: get too for once. You wanted too for one blown Yeah,

518
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 1: I got all these gift cards for blown Oh, I

519
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 1: don't know if the want of those those those are

520
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 1: those are all? But you give it a shot. Yeah,

521
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: two for one? Yeah? What do we gotta do for? Okay,

522
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: all right now this is important. When you go in,

523
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: you gotta say Ralph sent you. Okay, okay, yeah, right,

524
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: you say Ralph sent you? Of course? All right, okay, alright,

525
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: two for one for you, A two for one for

526
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: small face over here? Don't that's your name from that one.

527
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:15,840
Speaker 1: I'm from Brooklyn. Excuse me, I'm here, I'm here for

528
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: I've got Ralph's Welcome to Blows. Can I help you? Here?

529
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: You are? Ralph sent me, and I've got it too

530
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: for one and Ralph sent me and you can take

531
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: this cupon? Ye I see that. I just need you

532
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: to tell me what you'd like. Oh, I've it's been

533
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: a long time. Do you guys still have the same

534
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: incredible specials? Uh? I'm sorry, sir, you um site impaired.

535
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 1: There's a big sign right behind me. No, no, no, no,

536
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: I just was wondering what you like here because it's

537
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: been so long since I've been to Blonies. Okay, I'll

538
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 1: just get I'll just get the noodles and the noodles

539
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 1: and dogs. I'll get the noodles and dogs, hot dog noodle,

540
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: got it, Ralphie, Baby, thank you so much for bringing

541
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 1: these people for the two for one to me, it's

542
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: my pleasure, boss. I mean, they this community lacking of

543
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: blownies for so long, you know, deserved, deserve to get

544
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 1: it again. And I love those new commercials. It's blownies

545
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: or blow me. That's it. That's it. It's a great slogan.

546
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: It's catchy. I came up with catchy myself. Hey, uh,

547
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,879
Speaker 1: let's just try that again one more time. You see

548
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: the copy of their where it says blownies or blow me? Right, Okay,

549
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 1: so it's a misprint. It should be below below as

550
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: an under below men or below me. Okay, we'll do

551
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: it again. Okay, great, when oh that was great. If

552
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: I can just get one more for safe well, well, well,

553
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: if it isn't the alleged spokesperson of the alleged crime,

554
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: what are you doing in my office? What to say it?

555
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,919
Speaker 1: What do you what are you saying allegedly so much?

556
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,879
Speaker 1: Why are you saying that word so much? I don't

557
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: even because nothing has been proven in the case. It

558
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: has been thrown out. Now if you excuse me. I've

559
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,319
Speaker 1: got a lot of faces to make today. Oh do

560
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: you know? And then they aren't gonna look exactly like

561
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: my face. You know that I am the original. You

562
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 1: know you can't prove that to my family. It doesn't matter.

563
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 1: You're all three years ago. Now they see me everywhere.

564
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 1: I can't hide from anyone. Listen to me. So you

565
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: come to us and you ask us a favor, A

566
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 1: favorite that take care of an individual, A doctor, A

567
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: doctor Fingerman? Is that correct? Doctor Fingerman? Very bad? Now listen,

568
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 1: I also need you to take care of nine hundred

569
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: people who look exactly like me. Actually I didn't make

570
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: a friend. I did make a friend. When you ask

571
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: if these things, you must be sure. For instance, when

572
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 1: I opened up that new blown e Is, many many

573
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: of my friends and family told me that was a

574
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,720
Speaker 1: bad decision, but I was sure of it. I knew

575
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: that a blown Is in this community would not only

576
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: bring everyone together, but you wouldn't spire the community itself

577
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: to develop their own spaghetti and hot dogs. That's the

578
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: most pure expression of Italic cuisine. Are you awakers? We

579
00:39:52,640 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: will do this, my confident Ralph, and and we all

580
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: got signed to whack three hundred thirty three people each,

581
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: and they you know, I got the profiles in here

582
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 1: in front of me, and I'm looking at the same

583
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: face over and over again. What am I supposed to do?

584
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: We he's like whack a mole made, But they don't

585
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: look like a mole. They look like each other. You

586
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:24,760
Speaker 1: see that person whack them? I mean one after another.

587
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: But there's two. Apparently we're supposed to leave alone. But

588
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: they also look like cold easy as So good luck

589
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: those two, right, I think they're all gonna go. Yeah,

590
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill as many that we can kill my hand.

591
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: All right, guys, you got all the folders, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

592
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: we're good. Okay. I just want to say thank you

593
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 1: all so much for accepting me as me and not

594
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: as someone who thinks that from New York. It really

595
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:55,240
Speaker 1: means a lot. And I really appreciate the family here. Yeah,

596
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: no problem. So here, everything's been divided. Obviously, everyone looks

597
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,439
Speaker 1: the same. All got that, But please do the best

598
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 1: you can to kind of stick to the body or

599
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: you're we're getting up front again. You're getting fifty large

600
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 1: upfront blogny gift cards large. Yeah, you're gonna fifty of

601
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,919
Speaker 1: the Bologna gift cards. And they are the big ones.

602
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: That's why I said large, so they will not fit

603
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: in a standard sized wallet. Okay, all right, Um, I

604
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 1: guess that's it. If anybody has any questions about skateboarding,

605
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. You guys want to talk about skateboarding. Yeah,

606
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: that's funny. So I gotta follow up. Apparently there's two,

607
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 1: but none of us have been assigned. No, which too?

608
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 1: Give my hands on? Yes, she's gonna do a whack

609
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: a mole thing. I'm gonna try to be discerning. But

610
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: which which to? How do we know which? I actually

611
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: got both photos right in here. They stain this. Hello,

612
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 1: who's at my door? I don't I'm not expecting anyone.

613
00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: I got some flowers, all flowers, like flowers. You don't

614
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:15,240
Speaker 1: have flowers. Now I'm dead. Hello, Yeah, I came to you.

615
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,720
Speaker 1: I came to you as a confidantez, as a mastermind

616
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 1: man of the of the people with the guns. And

617
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: I told you I wanted nine dead to save two

618
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: myself and my friend. And who's the first person that

619
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: I hear is dead? Because I am on the line

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Speaker 1: with all of them on the line all the time.

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Speaker 1: My friend oh shit, he's sleeping. I am awake. And

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Speaker 1: still walk. So what don't we come at a conclusion.

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Speaker 1: You take this Blowne's apron and you work for me.

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Speaker 1: Now you understand, like you? Yeah, you, and now I

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Speaker 1: work for you. It's a bad deal. You see a

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Speaker 1: face off. So looking at that that billboard where it's

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Speaker 1: all spelled out, it clearly is it's blow knees or

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Speaker 1: and blow me like, you know, like suck my big one.

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Speaker 1: You know, that's not where I was hearing. But now

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Speaker 1: I see it spelled out. But now I just don't

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Speaker 1: think that's as good a slogan. I tell me, agree

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Speaker 1: with you? Yeah, yeah, I hear it. Do I hear

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Speaker 1: blowb I am I right? I thought I was going crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's blownees or blow me, it's blow me. I like blow,

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Speaker 1: but I don't I guess it's been. It's beneath me

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Speaker 1: as a come on, I mean, it's asking for too much,

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Speaker 1: but blow me. Come on, we know what that meats

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Speaker 1: you on an evening? Got noodles and dogs? Here, noodles

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Speaker 1: and dogs? Oh yeah, thank you? How much is that?

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Speaker 1: That's a bargain for twenties for noodles and dogs? I

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Speaker 1: don't have all right dollars? Um? Well no, wait wait

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Speaker 1: wait I left. I left twenty dollars a week ago,

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Speaker 1: and you said come back when you have it. So

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Speaker 1: do you have it? So do you have it? Oh? Yeah, yeah, Rolph,

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Speaker 1: I got you here. Yeah, okay, there you go. So

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Speaker 1: do we get the twenty dollars? Yeah? I owe you

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Speaker 1: both twenty and I owe you some dogs and noodles. Okay.

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Speaker 1: We found about this place from the New York Times

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Speaker 1: cross Word Sunday edition. Oh and you put together suck

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Speaker 1: my big One? And you understood that that reference to

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Speaker 1: this place. Will Shorts is getting more vulgar all the time.

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Speaker 1: There was his bitch face and how sucked my big one.

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Speaker 1: He's got a drinking problem. I do it do? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You knew? Will? Oh yeah, I will? Oh god? Okay.

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Speaker 1: Tennis in twenty twenty for you is twenty That is correct, dogs, ducks,

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Speaker 1: dogs and noodles and enjoy Did you say this is

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Speaker 1: ducks and noodles and that's our show for today? Oh man,

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Speaker 1: it's a good thing. I enjoy laughter, because otherwise this

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Speaker 1: show would be a pain in the ass. Thank you

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Speaker 1: and every damn one of you for making this particular

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Speaker 1: session so ridiculously enjoyable. Starting with Jacket. What a good time? Right?

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Speaker 1: Oh my, I mean, I'm sorry your bedroom, how to

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Speaker 1: get to get involved, but our best to Pat Matt

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Speaker 1: and uh hope all is well? Please over in that room,

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Speaker 1: over in that room. Yeah, but thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for being here. Anything you'd like to tell folks about

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Speaker 1: before we I imagine it's it's no longer July. But

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Speaker 1: if you are in August and you're you're still feeling

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Speaker 1: Christmas e, there are you know, some new episodes of

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Speaker 1: the most Wonderful pot of the Year from Christmas in

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Speaker 1: July that you can probably enjoy. Oh yes, yes, well

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Speaker 1: into the Fall even absolutely just recycled recyclsy for goodness sake,

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Speaker 1: Christo Erano, thank you so much for being Oh thank you.

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Speaker 1: I want to share a quick message we got from

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Speaker 1: a listener of ours. A friend of ours, A cosh

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Speaker 1: is his name sent me a nice message via Instagram. Um,

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Speaker 1: and just ended it with saying, so thank you and

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Speaker 1: the team. You guys make the world a little better

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Speaker 1: one episode at a time. Ain't that nice? And I

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Speaker 1: just thought that was really sweet of him. He's a

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Speaker 1: he's a positive force and always sending us love. So

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Speaker 1: a little love to our bud, a cosh much love

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Speaker 1: a Cosh and thank you Chris craig Kowski. Um, any

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Speaker 1: chance we could get Carla out of that hammock? Not

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Speaker 1: anytime soon? Good? That makes me super happy. She appears

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Speaker 1: to be completely asleep. Yeah, uh yeah, she gets two

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Speaker 1: hours of hammock time a day. Um, and I get

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Speaker 1: to record. Seems right. It's a fair deal. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: thanks for being here. Anything you would like to share,

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Speaker 1: folks before you are released back into the I've got

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Speaker 1: a blowny spot running right now. And uh and uh

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Speaker 1: read DC comics uh for for the real Solomon Grundy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah so sweet. I don't know how accurate my depiction

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Speaker 1: is pretty close, pretty close. James Heeney cared to comment

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Speaker 1: on how the depiction and its closeness it's really really

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Speaker 1: good and it's perfect. I honestly have never really read

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Speaker 1: any comic books with Solomon Grundy in it. I think

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Speaker 1: he's a rare character to be in there. Uh, but

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Speaker 1: I've played the video games and seen some of the

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Speaker 1: animateds and it is very much on point. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: it's exactly the same as my impression of Frankenstein's Monster,

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Speaker 1: by the way, reed by Frankenstein's Monster for the record. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for that, James and um all our very

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Speaker 1: best to the fine folks of Arizona. Please thank you

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Speaker 1: Joseph of German. Yes, thank you, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: I want to say a shout out yes to all

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Speaker 1: that we do have an email alchemy this email gmail

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Speaker 1: dot com. So if you just if you don't want

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Speaker 1: to use the Instagram, you don't want to use the reddit,

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Speaker 1: but you you just want to get a kind of

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Speaker 1: subject going a conversation, I'm sure Kevin will stop what

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Speaker 1: he's doing answer whatever you send. Yeah, I recently had

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Speaker 1: a conversation with the lady of the house saying we're

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Speaker 1: we're gonna be three years old in October. Um, why

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Speaker 1: am I carrying the complete load on reading all the emails?

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Speaker 1: I should talk to the other Alchemists. A UM, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so right to us with any questions, comments, suggestions. They

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Speaker 1: don't just have to be seen suggestions. We love to

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Speaker 1: hear from me. Alchemy the se email gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Let's thank our wonderful engineering producer of the stars.

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Speaker 1: Five folks that I art media. I'm host Cavin Poly

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Speaker 1: Remind me to please be kind to each other. It's

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Speaker 1: super easy to remember. And um tell everyone you've ever met.

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Speaker 1: We'd love to hear from you. So anyway you want

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Speaker 1: to reach out to us, please do and until next time,