Speaker 1: Ridiculous Crime is a production of I Heart Radio. Hey,
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Dutton, Hey's Aaron Burnett. You know what's ridiculous? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do. Okay, what I'm going to tell you exactly
Speaker 1: what is ridiculous. You know that guy Alfred, the great
Speaker 1: big friend of yours, King Angland, first King of England,
Speaker 1: my boy, hearing a lot of good things about him, Yeah,
Speaker 1: more and more every day. I love him, and you
Speaker 1: want to know why. He's a benighted figure. But also
Speaker 1: he established an eight pm curfew, did he really? Everyone
Speaker 1: had to cover their fires and go to bed. He
Speaker 1: also watered down the beer so that people wouldn't be
Speaker 1: too drunk to work the next day. But that's very
Speaker 1: responsible if you're forced to go to bed. And I
Speaker 1: say fake that it was a criminal offense to stay
Speaker 1: up late. I mean it made sense. They didn't want
Speaker 1: raiding parties to see the fires. But also, you know what,
Speaker 1: get get at least eight hours. Hello. Now he's very
Speaker 1: much in your camp of like, look, get enough sleep,
Speaker 1: don't drink too much the night before you have to
Speaker 1: work day hydrated. Let's let's all keep these vikings in mind.
Speaker 1: Don't burn candles. We don't need to burn were sun hats.
Speaker 1: So it's it's ridiculous. It's not that the eight p
Speaker 1: m curfew is ridiculous, it's the fact that we do
Speaker 1: not still have an APM curfew. Oh you find that ridiculous.
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. Yes, please, thank you? Okay, both duly noted.
Speaker 1: You blame me. Guess you have something ridiculous, Oh girl,
Speaker 1: do I And it's not about Ivar the Boneless. This
Speaker 1: one is about an Australian teenager throws a party that's
Speaker 1: so epic that the police they have to call out
Speaker 1: both helicopters and dogs to break up the party. Oh
Speaker 1: I like this. This is Ridiculous Crime a podcast about
Speaker 1: absurd and outrageous capers, heists and cons. It's always murder
Speaker 1: free and ridiculous. Elizabeth Ar, You didn't do a lot
Speaker 1: of partying in high school, correct? I'm playing like hard
Speaker 1: party party like you kind of enjoyed the life of
Speaker 1: a power nerd in my Yeah. Well, I did party,
Speaker 1: and by party, I mean I did orchestra before school started,
Speaker 1: I did tennis. After school, I did model you in it.
Speaker 1: At noon, I went home, I did my homework. I
Speaker 1: played more tennis as my brother and then maybe I Watson,
Speaker 1: what about a Saturday? Did I party on a Saturday?
Speaker 1: Everything you had your weet minus the school Everything is
Speaker 1: the same, but minus the school homework, tennis partying, right, yeah, totally. Now,
Speaker 1: where you got to college you changed up this. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then when I was a freshman, I called my mom
Speaker 1: on a Friday night, like the first semester I was there,
Speaker 1: and I was just, you know, what are you What
Speaker 1: are you doing back at the house And she was like,
Speaker 1: what is wrong with you? Why are you in your
Speaker 1: dorm room? To get out there, We'll get trashed or something.
Speaker 1: And I was like, And then that was all I needed.
Speaker 1: And then they regret it from that point forward, they
Speaker 1: being the university everybody, family, friends, strangers. Well, you had
Speaker 1: that one house right that you live with a bunch
Speaker 1: of BMX guys. Yeah, I imagine you guys party pretty well? Sure,
Speaker 1: yeah we did actually yeah right, yeah, so you did
Speaker 1: get into the full partying fervor once you got to college.
Speaker 1: And then I had a lot of wild years after that.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, okay, now I have another question for you. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: did you ever a party with Australians? Yes? Okay, do
Speaker 1: you want to admit anything or confess to anything. I
Speaker 1: don't know about the statute of limitation at least seven years,
Speaker 1: but we'll just carry this one forward. I I once
Speaker 1: party with some Australians. They were rugby players. We're up
Speaker 1: in Humboldt for a big like rugby tournament, and it
Speaker 1: was a lot of fun. There was Englishmen there and
Speaker 1: Danes and like all sorts of people who basically are
Speaker 1: into rugby, which meant, of course there were Australians. Right now,
Speaker 1: the Australians and the Brits they have like a rivalry
Speaker 1: just pretty much wherever they go. It's kind of like
Speaker 1: Texas and New York people the Yankee you know, not
Speaker 1: the baseball team, but what they call Yankee to South right,
Speaker 1: it's like you always want to beat in New Yorker
Speaker 1: in Texas. Kind of the same thing with England or
Speaker 1: you know, the UK and Australia. Right. So I'm hanging
Speaker 1: out with these Australians and I knew this, like theoretically,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize how far this went. So we're late
Speaker 1: into the party. We're into like a basically frat house,
Speaker 1: which you're in the froud Houses basement because this is
Speaker 1: in humbld It, which is a college town in California,
Speaker 1: northern California, and we're underneath the basement. We're getting drunk
Speaker 1: and we run out of beer, right, And the Australians
Speaker 1: convinced the Brits that the Australians they run out of beer,
Speaker 1: they drink their own urine. So wait, this was like
Speaker 1: youth Rugby. Were like what eleven? No, no, we're college.
Speaker 1: We're like a high school age and actually so we're eighteen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I am skipping fast. We're like eighteen, not youth Rugby.
Speaker 1: They were drinking illegally in this basement in a frat
Speaker 1: house in Humble with these Australians, some of whom we
Speaker 1: are all just up to. But basically it's like a
Speaker 1: youth Rugby, but not quite. It's it's club rug I'm
Speaker 1: with you, So we get drunk with them. They convinced
Speaker 1: the Englishman that Australians drink urine when they run out
Speaker 1: of beer. So they go one Australian peas and a
Speaker 1: red solo cup. Dis Englishman is like, I do anything
Speaker 1: in Australian will do and I was like, no, you couldn't.
Speaker 1: So the Englishman grabs the cups, like, yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: watch this mate drinks down some of the urine. Everyone,
Speaker 1: the Australian and the basement loses their minds because they
Speaker 1: tricked this brit into drinking their urine. That's all just
Speaker 1: to be tougher than the Aussies. That's when I was like, WHOA,
Speaker 1: Partying with Aussie's is the next level? And after that
Speaker 1: I did it numerous times. Only the people that were
Speaker 1: crazier than them that I've come across have been just
Speaker 1: people who are going to get you guaranteed in jail.
Speaker 1: You're like, you may not go to jail tonight. They're
Speaker 1: just full throttle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was really into it. Like, No,
Speaker 1: Kiwi's like the New Zealanders. They're like the chill. They're
Speaker 1: like the Northern California version of Aussie's. So they're like
Speaker 1: you would think, like, oh, are all the former British
Speaker 1: colonies like this? No, the Aussies are unique, Yes exactly.
Speaker 1: So my point of all that is, imagine if you're
Speaker 1: a teenager and you're trying to throw the most epic
Speaker 1: party in Australia. Oh, that's at level, right. So this
Speaker 1: story comes to us from an Aussie listeners recommendation. I
Speaker 1: had not heard about this, but listener John O'Connor, he
Speaker 1: wrote in and he said to us, quote, what if
Speaker 1: I told you there's a ridiculous Aussie crimester whose infamous
Speaker 1: surpasses even the succulent Chinese mealman. Ask any aussee about
Speaker 1: this man and they will know exactly who he is.
Speaker 1: If you weren't sure who I'm talking about. This guy's
Speaker 1: story inspired the movie Project X. His name Corey Worthington
Speaker 1: in two thousand eighth, this sixteen year old king of culture.
Speaker 1: Let loose this message on my Space. Parents away, tell
Speaker 1: your mates you don't want to miss it. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be huge, And in fact it was huge. Now the
Speaker 1: kid's name is indeed Corey Worthington's and at the time
Speaker 1: he was in facts sixteen years old and this is
Speaker 1: the story of Corey Worthington's party. Oh my goodness, Why
Speaker 1: are the Aussies coming through with such They're a full
Speaker 1: tilt culture. When I think of Corey's I think of, like,
Speaker 1: you know, eighties and nineties teen movie corries. Did you
Speaker 1: have a favorite Corey Corey doctor, Corey Booker, Corey Hart
Speaker 1: all good COEs, My friend, Corey Hawkins, another solid Corey.
Speaker 1: You know all the Corries. Okay, well those are all
Speaker 1: solid solid Corey. So let's not you know, let's not
Speaker 1: get tripped up on them. My dude, his name Corey
Speaker 1: Worthington's right, so Corey. Yeah, as I said two thousand
Speaker 1: and eight January, this takes place now January, in case
Speaker 1: you have to keep in mind, this is Australia, so
Speaker 1: that means it's the summertime in the Southern Hemisphere. Everything's flipped.
Speaker 1: Corey Worthington lives in Melbourne in the suburb of nar
Speaker 1: wearing like a Warren, like the name Warren nor n
Speaker 1: A R R E n or Warren. He'd been left
Speaker 1: home alone by his parents and his mother Joanne, his
Speaker 1: stepfather Stephen Delaney. Now Stephen, this dude's a real peach.
Speaker 1: He's like he would have been perfectly cast as like
Speaker 1: the jerk stepfather and just about any eighties teen kind. Yeah, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: yeah completely. So this guy's Joe the mom and Stephen
Speaker 1: the stepdad. They're on holiday in Queensland, right, and they
Speaker 1: know there's son for who he is, and so before
Speaker 1: they leave they tell young Corey promise us no parties,
Speaker 1: all right, if you have to tell your kid that,
Speaker 1: just bring the kids. It's not gonna yeah, like, just
Speaker 1: lesham up and bring him with either board him or
Speaker 1: bring him with the move to a family friend. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but don't leave him home alone. Have you
Speaker 1: ever thrown a house party? Has ever been something you've done,
Speaker 1: like rown a house at your house? Theyrown a house party,
Speaker 1: not like a dinner party, not one of your fancy,
Speaker 1: nancy nice things. I mean like, h yeah, come over
Speaker 1: and smash my furniture house party? Are you looking at
Speaker 1: me like that? What do you think? Right? Well? I
Speaker 1: mean in college, we had some big party. Imagine we
Speaker 1: had we had a party once where um the like
Speaker 1: rival college. I went to UC Davis and Sacramento State
Speaker 1: was the rival and it was we didn't pay attention
Speaker 1: to the football stuff, but apparently it was the big
Speaker 1: game the next day, and these Sacramento State guys showed
Speaker 1: up at our house and tried to trash it and
Speaker 1: when I'm tried to steal the phone the phone, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I just followed him out and was like ridiculing him,
Speaker 1: like I'm really embarrassed for you right now? Why are
Speaker 1: you trying to steal, like, oh, you're tough, you got
Speaker 1: my phone. Okay. So and it wasn't like, I mean,
Speaker 1: it was a cordless phone in the house. It wasn't
Speaker 1: high value. Yeah. We've had we've had what the kids
Speaker 1: call ragers. Yeah, so with the rage, your attendance rate
Speaker 1: is nothing you can really anticipate, right, you don't know
Speaker 1: how many you're gonna show up. You're just inviting, and
Speaker 1: then you know they tend to tell other people, Well,
Speaker 1: this is kind of how it's set up in Gnar
Speaker 1: Warren that slow, slow night in January in two thousand
Speaker 1: and eight, Corey Washington. I don't know if the dude
Speaker 1: had it like that and everyone just heard his name,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I gotta go to this party. I
Speaker 1: don't know. If it's like just a really really slow
Speaker 1: night that night, whatever happened. It starts out small, just
Speaker 1: Corey and a couple of friends hanging out his parents place,
Speaker 1: and by the time the police arrived, they estimated it
Speaker 1: was five hundred teenagers. But rather than just tell you
Speaker 1: about all this in small details, Elizabeth, I'd like you
Speaker 1: to close your eyes and I'd like you to picture
Speaker 1: its summertime Australia. It's been brutally hot for the last
Speaker 1: few days. Uh, there's a well over a hundred degrees
Speaker 1: fahrenheit on the tenth of January. You can settle down
Speaker 1: into the nineties. And the next day and now today
Speaker 1: on the twelfth, the weather is back down to a
Speaker 1: respectable eighties something, but still hot enough that everyone's looking
Speaker 1: to have a good time. You and Corey Worthington and
Speaker 1: a few of his mates. You're lying around on his
Speaker 1: parents couches right, just hanging out his parents place. Things
Speaker 1: are chill. Corey gets the bright idea to invite a
Speaker 1: few more friends over. You guys are having fun, but
Speaker 1: what's not going to be a larger, better time just
Speaker 1: a few more people. Cory logs onto my Space, but
Speaker 1: he puts out the word parents. So I tell you, mate,
Speaker 1: you don't want to miss It's a gun of by age. Now.
Speaker 1: Some friends do show up mediately, and then some more
Speaker 1: show up, and some more, and some more and some
Speaker 1: more until it's basic good team moviment just imagined car
Speaker 1: loads of SARTs, bum Australian teenagers, jaggy haired, blonde, mop
Speaker 1: haired kids. Everyone's in shorts and flip flops, music gets
Speaker 1: a little louder with every car that arrives. The more
Speaker 1: kids show up, everything gets a little louder. Now you're
Speaker 1: seeing all these sun big teams, and these red plastic
Speaker 1: solo cups are out there. People have fear bottles, fosters,
Speaker 1: they've got cans of cider. You're sipping on on a
Speaker 1: bottle of red wine you pulled from the family's wine collection.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're just drinking right out of the bottle.
Speaker 1: You spit the cork on the ground, and everyone's having
Speaker 1: a good time. Word spreads on my Space. It just
Speaker 1: keeps going. Now soon enough, nearly every team in the
Speaker 1: Melbourne area is at Gnar Warren for this party. Kids
Speaker 1: are getting drunker, music is getting louder. The neighbors are
Speaker 1: starting to get a little bit nervous because they're Australians,
Speaker 1: but they're not just insane people. They're like, look, we
Speaker 1: can't have like all these hundreds of kids. And the
Speaker 1: number just keeps growing. And now the kids spilled out
Speaker 1: of the Wordington's home. They're on the lawn, but the
Speaker 1: lawn can't contain them. Now they're on the neighbor's lawns,
Speaker 1: they're on the neighbors cars. They're dancing on the cars,
Speaker 1: They're throwing rocks at windows, they're kicking over mailboxes, they're
Speaker 1: trashing lawn gnomes, whatever there is that just destroying the place.
Speaker 1: I would imagine that the street is just choked with cars, right.
Speaker 1: Funny you mentioned the traffic is insane. Imagine Kay, you've
Speaker 1: got five hundred teenagers. Where are they parking their cars lawns,
Speaker 1: just wherever they can? Pretty much? You know, the word
Speaker 1: viking like, oh, you know, it started out as a verb.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like, oh, let's go viking. It's an activity.
Speaker 1: These kids decided to go viking. They just were just trashing,
Speaker 1: running amo, parking cars from grass, hanging from the trees,
Speaker 1: throwing rocks through windshood. They did not care. Right now,
Speaker 1: as they're doing this, the neighbors at this point are
Speaker 1: and pretty much a full froth. Their panic all right.
Speaker 1: So as his chaos and mayhem spreads the neighbors are
Speaker 1: carrying in their homes, they go, it looks like we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to call the police out. So people they
Speaker 1: call whatever and I one one is in Australia. But
Speaker 1: these teens they're super past respecting any law, that's gonna come.
Speaker 1: A couple of responding officers show up in these like
Speaker 1: young teens are like, wait, don't need any racid Johnny law.
Speaker 1: Join our n s. Get out of right. So the
Speaker 1: cops arrived. The teens stopped throwing rocks at each other
Speaker 1: and through windshields and start throwing them at the cops,
Speaker 1: throwing bottles at the cops. They start throwing cans in
Speaker 1: the cops. Now you reasonable as you are, You're like, guys, guys,
Speaker 1: I don't think this is what we should be doing.
Speaker 1: I mean, these cops are just doing their jobs. Kids,
Speaker 1: ignore you. This is too much fun. Come on, am,
Speaker 1: We're gonna throw your flip flops. You keep talking like that. Now,
Speaker 1: what can these kids possibly do? With all these drunk
Speaker 1: hooligan children just running around throwing things and everything flip
Speaker 1: but they're not quite flipping over cars, But that looks
Speaker 1: like that maybe right. The cops are like, well, what
Speaker 1: can we do? So they call in the flying squad,
Speaker 1: a bunch of air wing helicopters. They have cops with
Speaker 1: the chopper like with the spotlight on the kids. Because
Speaker 1: this does nothing. Kids are just throwing rocks at the
Speaker 1: at the police chopper. They're like, that's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to come up with something else. What
Speaker 1: do you think we should do? They have Gary and
Speaker 1: saying it's like, whoa, we could call in the dogs,
Speaker 1: and so then they bring out the canine unit. They
Speaker 1: set the dogs loosen. No, So this is after hours
Speaker 1: of basically a stalemate. The neighbor's cow a ring on
Speaker 1: their homes. They're just thousands of dollars or damage are
Speaker 1: being done in this quiet little neighborhood. And finally it
Speaker 1: all comes to not when the dogs do what nature
Speaker 1: does best and scares human beings. So the children, the teens,
Speaker 1: they all run off and the party is over and
Speaker 1: now it's just cops, dogs and Corey Worthington and his nights.
Speaker 1: So what do they do? And Corey's like, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: there they go. You need to go inside before your
Speaker 1: neighbors gonna be a piece of you. So it goes inside,
Speaker 1: and now what do we do with all of this?
Speaker 1: Bed Lemons, His parents are out of town, his neighbors
Speaker 1: are pissed. Thousands of dollars of damage have been done,
Speaker 1: The police have been called out. Not just the police,
Speaker 1: but their dogs have been turned on his friends. There's
Speaker 1: helicopters have been called out. Who's going to pay for
Speaker 1: all this? After this short break, I'll be back to
Speaker 1: tell you what happens when Corey's parents get home. Okay, Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: So we're in our war in Australia. We've just witnessed
Speaker 1: an epic rager take place. You've tried to reason with
Speaker 1: the kids. They listen to you. You You won't listen to
Speaker 1: my rum soaked bones, but you tried, and I appreciate
Speaker 1: the effort. Well, after all the damage gets tallied up
Speaker 1: and all the mailboxes get set a right, the teens
Speaker 1: have done and estimated twenty grand worth of damage, and
Speaker 1: the police have a bill that they would like someone
Speaker 1: to pay. So they're like, Corey, whereas mom and dad?
Speaker 1: He's like, oh about that mate. So as he's sobering
Speaker 1: up the next day, the cops come back around, they're like, look, Corey,
Speaker 1: how did this all get going? What happened? And Corey's
Speaker 1: you know, there's news cameras here. We could say taken
Speaker 1: into custody. They're just briefly taken into custody, but it
Speaker 1: sounds like he's only in police custody on the scene
Speaker 1: from what all the reports, he doesn't he's not like
Speaker 1: taking into the station and it's more like he's taken
Speaker 1: into police custody. But first they told him just to
Speaker 1: go inside, and then later on he's like, so that's
Speaker 1: what I did. Right now. When the next day, when
Speaker 1: the news cameras are there and the police are there
Speaker 1: and everyone's trying to sort out what happened, his parents
Speaker 1: are still not home, Corey gets on the news and
Speaker 1: somebody's asking they're like, so how did this all start?
Speaker 1: And he's like, I can't remember. I was just off
Speaker 1: my head. So he's like trying to plead ignorance. No,
Speaker 1: that's not gonna work, Cory. So this news of this
Speaker 1: epic party spreads across Australia because everyone's like seeing, like,
Speaker 1: you know, all the reports on my Space. The news
Speaker 1: cameras shown up and they're telling all that the damage
Speaker 1: has been done. The neighbors are giving like aggrieved interviews
Speaker 1: to the camera, being like I can't believe what they
Speaker 1: did to me. Long new right, So the television news
Speaker 1: they want to hear the story. So there's you know,
Speaker 1: there's a competition who can get Corey for an interview right.
Speaker 1: The person who wins this competition is Layla McKinnon. Now
Speaker 1: Layla McKinnon. She works for a show called A Current Affair. Now,
Speaker 1: we had that show here, but it's their version in Australia. Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: I don't think I can accurately convey to you what
Speaker 1: this interview was like. So I'm just gonna play it
Speaker 1: for you. But but first I need to set up
Speaker 1: just a couple of the visuals. Okay, I want you
Speaker 1: to imagine Corey Worthington's this kid. He looks like a
Speaker 1: surf rat teenage boy, you know, just like total uh
Speaker 1: ocean side Huntington's beach kind of surf rat, like a
Speaker 1: little surf ground kid. Right now, his blonde hair shoots
Speaker 1: out from underneath his little flat brim ball cap he's
Speaker 1: got on. Like his hair looks like like angry, hurtless straw. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: so you got that. Now he's wearing bright yellow Karen
Speaker 1: Walker style sunglasses. Okay, they're huge, but not comically big,
Speaker 1: like you're just really yeah over thinking, that's the charm oversize.
Speaker 1: Now he's shirtless on screen. He's wearing a hoodie that's
Speaker 1: open because one of your zip up style hoodies. He's
Speaker 1: got it's faux fur on the lining, which we can
Speaker 1: see on the hoodie, and he's got a big nipple
Speaker 1: ring that looks kind of fresh, and he keeps trying
Speaker 1: to make sure that's it's in camera prominently hime. Now, meanwhile,
Speaker 1: there's Layla and she's a bright eyed blonde. Now she's
Speaker 1: a broadcaster news broadcaster journalist, and she's also somewhat perky
Speaker 1: and sunny in her disposition, but at the same time,
Speaker 1: she's somewhat conservative underneath. So it's clearly an act as
Speaker 1: perkiness because, as you'll see, he gets her to reveal
Speaker 1: her true self to dis imagine Fox News but Assie style. Right,
Speaker 1: So these are our combatants and surf rat, ass teen
Speaker 1: versus pert and conservative news host. Got it, I'm ready
Speaker 1: choice of arena the live TV interview, you know, and
Speaker 1: the teenager already has the advantage, but the adult doesn't
Speaker 1: recognize that because they think, Oh, I'm the professional and
Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing exactly. Okay, So our opening
Speaker 1: salvo seems friendly enough. This is Layla Corey, thanks for
Speaker 1: joining us. The only question that I can think to
Speaker 1: ask is what were you thinking? Um? I wasn't really
Speaker 1: did your parents say you could have a party? Um? No,
Speaker 1: So now we have our battle line to draw, right,
Speaker 1: let's see where journalists Layla McKinnon takes this line of questioning,
Speaker 1: why did you? Um, I know, I was just to
Speaker 1: get together with a couple of mates at first, and
Speaker 1: then we thought we might as well just have a
Speaker 1: bit of a party, and then it sort of just
Speaker 1: got out of hand and yeah, yeah, yeah. At this point,
Speaker 1: Layla is still friendly in her demeanor, and then she's
Speaker 1: really after the facts of this story, right, but she
Speaker 1: also wants to get to the real drama. His parents, Well,
Speaker 1: five hundred people turned up, the air wing of the
Speaker 1: police force, the dog squad. Your neighbor's cars were being destroyed.
Speaker 1: What have your parents had to say? Corey? Now, Corey
Speaker 1: is like kind of cool about this. I haven't really
Speaker 1: talked to him with kids. Every time they call, I
Speaker 1: don't answer because, yeah, the protect kill me. So that's
Speaker 1: a short term strategy being an adult. She attempts to
Speaker 1: warn Curry Corey Worthington that there will be consequences for
Speaker 1: his He cannot wait till this blow is over. But
Speaker 1: Corey is what you call an optimist or a teenager,
Speaker 1: and he's unwilling to hear this reality that she's presenting him. Now,
Speaker 1: Layla takes back over her line of questioning and she
Speaker 1: basically tries to focus on the parents he wants to get.
Speaker 1: Nowt to the full drama, right, You're gonna have to
Speaker 1: talk to them eventually. What are you gonna say? Um? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Are you sorry? Now this becomes a new theme for
Speaker 1: her questioning. She just drills down on the question is
Speaker 1: he really sorry or not? Why this matters to her?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but Layla will not let it go
Speaker 1: until she gets her apologies, and in this case, she
Speaker 1: kind of becomes like a surrogate mother, which is real fun.
Speaker 1: Now back to Layla, you don't sound very sorry, but
Speaker 1: I can't be exactly what happened because it wasn't in
Speaker 1: the house, was out in the street, and I didn't
Speaker 1: do it like the police said, you stay inside so
Speaker 1: you don't get in trouble. So I did what he said.
Speaker 1: So okay, Well, look that's all well and good. At
Speaker 1: the end of the party, Corey, that's you're you're good there.
Speaker 1: But Layla, she's laser focused on getting this a pology
Speaker 1: and she wants it to happen live on air. She's
Speaker 1: got to store everybody, so she's got to get this
Speaker 1: to him, to him apologize. I'll give you a little hint.
Speaker 1: I didn't happen, I would guess. Yeah, Why don't you
Speaker 1: take this opportunity now to apologize to your parents and
Speaker 1: sher neighbors who have said today that they were frittened. Well,
Speaker 1: I've already I've already offered to say sorry to them
Speaker 1: and stuff when I see them, So I will say
Speaker 1: sorry now or everything that happened. Why don't you take
Speaker 1: your glasses off so we can see you and then
Speaker 1: apologize to your neighbors for frightening them. Nah, hollis on,
Speaker 1: I like them now. At this point, the sunglasses have
Speaker 1: become mad your go ahead, which he's wearing sunglasses through
Speaker 1: the whole whole interview, and it refuses to take him off.
Speaker 1: He's just sitting there with this like poop eating grin
Speaker 1: on his face, and the sunglasses has become this major
Speaker 1: sticking point. It's like the adult wanting to smack the
Speaker 1: off his face, but you can't because it's a live
Speaker 1: interview and he's on. You know, he's not in the
Speaker 1: he's on location basic and there's just a camera and
Speaker 1: he's just talking to the camera, and she's sitting there
Speaker 1: on set behind the desk looking print. Okay, so Layla
Speaker 1: tries to get back to the issue of Corey's parents. Right,
Speaker 1: they might be fined twenty dollars. Are you going to
Speaker 1: try and pay that for them? Yeah, but I don't
Speaker 1: think it's fair. They'll be finding because what happened. It
Speaker 1: was my party, but it could have just been any
Speaker 1: random person walking in the street doing it. What it
Speaker 1: happens all the time, he's basically trying to hack like
Speaker 1: all this damage at the damage to neighbors houses could
Speaker 1: have happened if some you know, street walking stranger just
Speaker 1: happened to pass many times? How many times we talked
Speaker 1: about all the time. Have I been sitting at home
Speaker 1: and Randa shows up and throws person party on my
Speaker 1: front porch? Yeah, and I'm having a great time there.
Speaker 1: But you know, come on, not really like I didn't
Speaker 1: ask who this to happen. Now, this was chance, serendipity,
Speaker 1: one might say. So. At this point, both Layla and
Speaker 1: Corey are around the bend like this aren't. Review has
Speaker 1: pretty much gone off the rails. Layla refuses to admit
Speaker 1: it to herself, and she's like, I'm gonna get this
Speaker 1: apology right. So the battle is not yet over and
Speaker 1: it's all still playing out live on air, which, as
Speaker 1: I said earlier, gives the teenager the advantage. Your parents
Speaker 1: were out of town, you put out the invitation, you
Speaker 1: started it. Why don't you make a grown up decision
Speaker 1: now and accept responsibility. Take off those glasses and apologize
Speaker 1: to everybody that you frightened, to the police who were
Speaker 1: forced to retreat and whose cars have been damaged, and
Speaker 1: to the community who have had to pay for this.
Speaker 1: Take your take a few glasses and apologize to us.
Speaker 1: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking all my glasses.
Speaker 1: Why not because the famous? Because your glasses are famous. Now,
Speaker 1: at this point, he's playing completely into his game, but
Speaker 1: she still doesn't see it yet. She's still trying to
Speaker 1: drag him into her adult world, but she doesn't understand
Speaker 1: that she's just the foil to his world. She's going
Speaker 1: to become a star on the internet as soon as
Speaker 1: his interviews right, because he understands TV better than she does.
Speaker 1: Why your glass is famous? I know everyone wats him. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I know I'm not taking off. You're pretty happy with
Speaker 1: the way you look and the attitude you've got, are you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: My parents aren't, but I am. At this point, she
Speaker 1: knows that she's lost. Right, she has to be seeing
Speaker 1: the YouTube clip school before her eyes, and as she's
Speaker 1: just trying to salvage what little dignity she can for
Speaker 1: her professional life. Right, Okay, Cary, we've got to wrap
Speaker 1: this up. But what would you say to other kids
Speaker 1: who were thinking of partying when their parents are out
Speaker 1: of town? Get me to do it for you. Get
Speaker 1: you should do it for you, not don't do it na,
Speaker 1: get made to do it for you. Best party ever
Speaker 1: so far, That's what everyone's been saying. So and if
Speaker 1: that's not enough, right, if he's hasn't just cemented like
Speaker 1: his legacy, he's the perfect kicker for their interview, and
Speaker 1: he's pretty make sure that the whole world talks about
Speaker 1: his party, because the video from this interview becomes the
Speaker 1: most watch video in January two eight around the world. Right,
Speaker 1: no way, here's the last bit. Well, we've got to go,
Speaker 1: but I suggest you go away and take a good, long,
Speaker 1: hard look at yourself. I have everyone has I love it,
Speaker 1: legend done, and just like that he became world famous.
Speaker 1: You know that in Layla's mind, she thought she was
Speaker 1: going to get the interview and chastise him and he'd
Speaker 1: feel so bad and she gets to be the voice
Speaker 1: of reason. And because I've seen that before when people
Speaker 1: are sort of in emergency situations and they think they
Speaker 1: can stop it and it's like they can't. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have to let nature play, not the bus. So now
Speaker 1: I promised you that I tell you about when Corey's
Speaker 1: parents got back. Yes, so they're still away at this point.
Speaker 1: This is like we're sixty two hours before any real
Speaker 1: contact between Corey and the parents. They get home, and
Speaker 1: they get home in time for an interview. So within
Speaker 1: forty eight hours he's been on the news. He's done
Speaker 1: the live on air interview with Layla MacKinnon, which cements
Speaker 1: his fame as the coolest teenager in Australia, if not
Speaker 1: the world. And this means that his parents are watching
Speaker 1: this from afar, watching their son become famous for trashing
Speaker 1: their home and pissing off all their neighbors. Sixty two
Speaker 1: hours later after the party, the parents finally make their
Speaker 1: way onto the local news they've come home, Corey is gone,
Speaker 1: and the news cameras are still at their house. So
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, you guys got a moment, right, So
Speaker 1: the parents decided to do an interview because they're trying
Speaker 1: to speak to their child. So they wanted to talk
Speaker 1: to me through the TV interview. Right. So remember how
Speaker 1: I said that stepdad Stephen Delaney was kind of a
Speaker 1: villain from an eighties team movie Wait Till You Hear Him? Okay,
Speaker 1: So when he's asked about his stepson Corey, staying away
Speaker 1: from the family home, Stephen Delaney has a message for
Speaker 1: his stepson, one that he shares with a local confused newscaster.
Speaker 1: Have enough guts, just enough guts? Do you better show up?
Speaker 1: Been plenty long enough. That's like his answer to a
Speaker 1: question about what he wants. He just talked talking right up.
Speaker 1: Y'all stayed way away during this, Like why didn't they
Speaker 1: immediately come home when this happened. They were on a holiday,
Speaker 1: they were at Sandals get their hair. This is the
Speaker 1: teen comedy movie of it all. It's like the parents
Speaker 1: should stay away. They're like, well, we did pay for
Speaker 1: this vacation, so we're going to enjoy it. Honey, let's
Speaker 1: go play shuffle board or whatever the hell they do. Now,
Speaker 1: Corey's mother Joy, and she was far kinder in a
Speaker 1: more motherly way, right, So she says, now, keep in
Speaker 1: mind the stepfather trying to talk through the cameras at Corey, like, look,
Speaker 1: you need to come home, like he would talk to
Speaker 1: a like a kidnapper. Yes, exactly. The mother she's like,
Speaker 1: more reasonable. So she's talking to the newscaster and she's saying,
Speaker 1: I don't know where he is. Obviously we're keen to
Speaker 1: get him back home. We need to work through this
Speaker 1: with him and the police. We need to, you know,
Speaker 1: sort everything out. Now. At this point, Corey has has
Speaker 1: been refusing to answer any of their calls. They have
Speaker 1: not spoken with him, and this is absolutely infuriating the stepfather.
Speaker 1: So on the interviews, his his anger is just blindling out.
Speaker 1: So when he gets asked about Corey, he's like his
Speaker 1: arrogance that he's demonstrated and his blase has obviously been
Speaker 1: happed up because all these mates on the side egging
Speaker 1: him on. So now he's like, it's not just Corey's fault,
Speaker 1: but all his friends he's got, these never do well
Speaker 1: made Corey's stepdad, living trope that he is. He's also
Speaker 1: focused on property over everything else. Right, he said, we've
Speaker 1: got a home back to some semblance of order. We've
Speaker 1: been very lucky hadn't been physically trashed. But it's been
Speaker 1: I supposed to put the best word forward is it's
Speaker 1: been violated. You know. Look, the condition of the house
Speaker 1: was disgusting. Just no respect, no regard, no his mom. However,
Speaker 1: he's like Australian Irish right now, he's he's moving around
Speaker 1: a little bit, all right, so we will be free
Speaker 1: to say his name is Delaney. What can I say,
Speaker 1: Steve Delaney? How am I going to contain that kind
Speaker 1: of understand? I understand. That's why I don't do these,
Speaker 1: because I can't do if I can remember to speak
Speaker 1: out of the side of my mouth and then the
Speaker 1: accent will stay. But it's like get heated. It moved
Speaker 1: to the center, and I'm like, oh, like a normal
Speaker 1: human being good. It's good anyway, So Joeanne, she says,
Speaker 1: a mother. He has to realize the damage he's created
Speaker 1: and he has to take responsibility. Now, the local news
Speaker 1: they give the stepfather the last word in this interview.
Speaker 1: Right now, what do we think Stephen Delane, He's going
Speaker 1: to say in his last oh my gosh, something like
Speaker 1: a catch phrase from a John Hughes eighties movies. Johnes Right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so Stephen Delane, he says, he obviously plut himself on
Speaker 1: public display, and he's gonna make himself a bit of
Speaker 1: a sitting duck. He just has to stop what he's doing.
Speaker 1: Just stop it, Just stop it, stop it. He doesn't
Speaker 1: he wants to. I'm like, I reading a lot of
Speaker 1: insight about his parenting style. Yeah. So, anyway, after staying
Speaker 1: away for as long as he physically can, Corey if
Speaker 1: actually has to return home, I guess his parents or
Speaker 1: his friend's parents are like, look, Cary, you need to
Speaker 1: go sat this at night. So he starts it out
Speaker 1: with his mother and his stepfather, and then he gets
Speaker 1: immediately to working on capitalizing his newfound fame. Of course,
Speaker 1: he said, look, I gotta raise his twenty grand I
Speaker 1: hope these people. So after this little short break, I
Speaker 1: will tell you about how Corey capitalizes on his fame
Speaker 1: and does everything WO would expect of a reality star. Perfect. So, Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: you are a teenager and you throw the most epic
Speaker 1: party ever, you become famous on the news, your parents
Speaker 1: eventually allow you back in the home. What do you
Speaker 1: do next? Throw another party? That'd be a good one.
Speaker 1: And that's pretty much exactly what happened. But first you
Speaker 1: have to wait for all the people who are hangers
Speaker 1: on in Charlottean's who surround the famous and go, hey,
Speaker 1: we can leverage enter Max Markson, agent for celebrities, and
Speaker 1: I guess stars will say, oh wait, wait, oh wow,
Speaker 1: yeah hustler, Mark Hustler. He shows up and uh, I quote,
Speaker 1: he did a great party in the wrong place. We're
Speaker 1: gonna put on a great party in the right place.
Speaker 1: And he has and get paid for it to So
Speaker 1: Max Markson takes upon himself to do what teach Corey
Speaker 1: to become the center of every party that we know
Speaker 1: and love. A DJ. Oh god, it gets wor this
Speaker 1: is what the world needs. Another area going to be
Speaker 1: a brand ambassador like so yeah, instead of taking responsibility,
Speaker 1: he becomes party expert and local DJ. So now the
Speaker 1: adult world they take a different response to Corey's fame,
Speaker 1: and someone creates a website. It's like a flash animation
Speaker 1: website for people who are irritated by this arrogant teenager, right,
Speaker 1: And there is a digital version of Corey and it's
Speaker 1: called slap Corey dot com equally gross. And the idea
Speaker 1: was that if you quote want to slap some scents
Speaker 1: into Cory, you had this enormous hand and you could
Speaker 1: hit Corey, this flash animation Corey with his huge hand
Speaker 1: and then be satisfied by that violence. I guess one
Speaker 1: point one million plays after a few years of this
Speaker 1: website being active. No longer is active. But there are
Speaker 1: three kinds of people playing that. Okay, The first kind
Speaker 1: opens the website season and it's like, ha ha ha,
Speaker 1: good one and closes it. The second kind they say,
Speaker 1: oh ha ha ha, they like one, two or three slaps,
Speaker 1: never opens it again. And then there are the people
Speaker 1: who need to be on a watch list because they're
Speaker 1: sitting there and they're spending like eight twelve hours just
Speaker 1: repeatedly in a flashing Corey filming themselves lapping Corey, uploading
Speaker 1: that on the discord. If I think that they should
Speaker 1: have done some sort of regulation that if you were
Speaker 1: logged into that page for more than thirty five seconds,
Speaker 1: you're out of here. That I can see that playing
Speaker 1: at mandatory curfew. And it's not like the curfews we
Speaker 1: have today. I'm talking about an Alfred curfew. Am okay, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: I just want someone to support my early bedtime. I'm
Speaker 1: seeing that someone with power early bedtime too. I like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't let myself indulge like that
Speaker 1: very often. I'm sitting here waiting for the purple hour
Speaker 1: when the light changes, when it's dawn, I'm like, time
Speaker 1: to go to bed. I can see the light coming back.
Speaker 1: You're like, I can see the light going away. Time
Speaker 1: they got to bed. It's APM. That's why this summer
Speaker 1: is so hard for me. I imagine. Okay, Well, back
Speaker 1: to our man, Corey Worthington. He's become a DJ and uh,
Speaker 1: as everyone knows, that is pretty much the sign of
Speaker 1: the times we live in. And uh there's also something
Speaker 1: he learns early, which is no such thing as bad
Speaker 1: fame in this world. Yeah, so it pays to me
Speaker 1: an arrogant and he becomes, uh, you know, pretty much
Speaker 1: the owner of a small fortune very quickly. Within a
Speaker 1: few months, he's got about two dollars. Then comes the
Speaker 1: reality TV show Big Brothers, Like, Hey, you want to
Speaker 1: be a contestant. So Corey gets to parlay his fame
Speaker 1: into a spot in the Big Brother House and that
Speaker 1: he's By the way, can you guess how much you're
Speaker 1: getting paid per episode? To bears? Thousand dollars per episode. Ye,
Speaker 1: people will sell their souls for ten grand an episode.
Speaker 1: But unfortunately the his time didn't last long because he
Speaker 1: was one of the first people voting out. Surprised, after
Speaker 1: nineteen days in the house, he got booted. Apparently everyone
Speaker 1: else in the show thought he was an arrogant out
Speaker 1: So around the same time, we're now up to about
Speaker 1: two eight, he gets famous. In January, we're in eight
Speaker 1: so Corey is back to work on his DJ lessons
Speaker 1: and he's getting ready he debuts. By the way, when
Speaker 1: he started Big Brother, he debuted his first track. He
Speaker 1: had an electro dance song ready for listeners that he
Speaker 1: had as his intro music when he walked onto the
Speaker 1: Big Brothers set. That was the first taste of what
Speaker 1: he was gonna do. Can you guess what he did
Speaker 1: for his elector I'll give you a hint. It's a
Speaker 1: it's a cover song. Help, oh, it's a cover What
Speaker 1: did he cover? The band? You like the Beastie boys,
Speaker 1: right to party? How fast? Come on? Man? He's going
Speaker 1: to a mediocre DJ school. Oh very much so, and
Speaker 1: also partnering with very questionable business partners. So the song
Speaker 1: quote was released exclusively on you Me now dot com
Speaker 1: and three Mobile. That's where we all get all of
Speaker 1: our best music. According to the promo materials that I
Speaker 1: found for this songs release quote, there have been extreme responses.
Speaker 1: Is seven Senior all Corey Worthington mainly long a generational lines.
Speaker 1: Corey Worthington embodies traditional teenage rebellion, but played out in
Speaker 1: a new arena. Web two point oh my space was
Speaker 1: used to publicize the party. YouTube spread the video worldwide,
Speaker 1: and now you Me Now users are expanding and merchandizing
Speaker 1: the Cory story. Merchandising the Corey story. Corey spent the
Speaker 1: last few months completing local and international filming commitments and
Speaker 1: also watching doing a Corey enter the lexicon as teenagers
Speaker 1: host out out of control parties throughout the world. Hey guys,
Speaker 1: what are you doing over there? I'm just doing a
Speaker 1: Corey dropping a Cory here in the bathroom, setting the
Speaker 1: Corey loose in the pool. So after that cover song
Speaker 1: in his short time a big brother Corey Worthington. He's
Speaker 1: got to keep this fame snowball rolling. So what's he
Speaker 1: gonna do next? Release an energy drink? He doesn't add
Speaker 1: for Australian insurance companies the Hottest Tea. They're all doing
Speaker 1: insurance exactly. It's real like an Airbnb style rental company.
Speaker 1: So one of the executives, chief marketing officer, Brent smart
Speaker 1: Brand from I A G. He says, which is the
Speaker 1: parent company that owns this insurance company. He defended the
Speaker 1: casting of Corey and some media and so I saw him.
Speaker 1: He had this choice quote and I quote Corey has
Speaker 1: first hand experience when it comes to throwing an epic
Speaker 1: house party, and in the ad for it, Corey tells
Speaker 1: the potential customers quote, guests can get out of control.
Speaker 1: And now I should know if that's not corn if
Speaker 1: that's not cheesy and corny enough for you. Corey later
Speaker 1: on says, and I quote, you nevern now what your
Speaker 1: guests are gonna get up to, what shenanigans are going
Speaker 1: to go down? And you spa, the last thing you
Speaker 1: want is to play your guest holiday to become your headache.
Speaker 1: He's now a responsible party thrower. Five months. Here's the thing,
Speaker 1: Like I can see like, on one hand, this ad
Speaker 1: campaign worked because check it out, we're talking about it,
Speaker 1: but really is anyone watching it? And me like I
Speaker 1: was kind of on the fence. And then old Corey
Speaker 1: because if they can handle Corey's mayhem, they can handle
Speaker 1: my sun Barry. He's hot property. If they got Corey
Speaker 1: for an ad, they must be cool. Exactly on in
Speaker 1: case you were wondering, he was still wearing the same
Speaker 1: yellow sunglasses because of course that's what he how he
Speaker 1: could be famous. Otherwise he looked like just about didn't
Speaker 1: need the Australian teenage boy. Yeah, blonde hair, Yeah, glasses
Speaker 1: are famous. That he knew it, He knew why he
Speaker 1: was famous. Right. So time passes on, as it does
Speaker 1: for all people and all things. Eventually, his fame his sunglasses.
Speaker 1: It loses some of his luster and uh, he basically
Speaker 1: becomes an inspiration for art at this point, so his
Speaker 1: fame gets milked one more time. He becomes the inspiration
Speaker 1: for the aforementioned to film project X. Not the Matthew
Speaker 1: Broderick Let's Free Them, not the really good project X. No,
Speaker 1: it was a party movie. Now and true Deformed. That
Speaker 1: film became most illegally down loaded film on BitTorrent, so
Speaker 1: keeping you know, revolutionary radical. There was one more epic
Speaker 1: free for all in Corey's Future by Corey Worthington once
Speaker 1: again emerges from the ether of his former fame or
Speaker 1: whatever it is, and he becomes the pitch promo man
Speaker 1: for Clean Slate, so for for Father's Day holiday that
Speaker 1: year in Australia. This company discovers that Australians, about sevent
Speaker 1: of them, believe that they have something that they would
Speaker 1: like to admit to their father. They'd like to clean
Speaker 1: the slate so to speak, right, something bad that they've
Speaker 1: done and that they would like to you know, like dad.
Speaker 1: No and Father's Day. Apparently the data is ruined with
Speaker 1: the confession. So the now heavily tattooed former team party
Speaker 1: boy has a hand tattoo that says not sorry this man.
Speaker 1: He takes his stepdad on a private plane and then
Speaker 1: they're on the end. He apologizes for all the stuff
Speaker 1: he'd put him through. A long last Yes, his step dad,
Speaker 1: Stephen Delaney, his days like all right. So apparently they
Speaker 1: they can't get past. Clean Slate is a clean slate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so at this point he's still a party planner. No
Speaker 1: word on his DJ career. I haven't seen any new
Speaker 1: releases lately, but he's so. He was working on an
Speaker 1: app for party planning last we heard from him, but
Speaker 1: his promised app he's yet to come to be. Well,
Speaker 1: that's better than what I was kind of anticipating you
Speaker 1: were going to tell me. I thought it was going
Speaker 1: to be like in that Penguin movie, every time Morgan
Speaker 1: Freeman would start a seeing sadly, I just I didn't
Speaker 1: want to hear anything beyond that. I only saw like
Speaker 1: little bits to that sadly. Oh, I'm noping out of that.
Speaker 1: So I thought you were going now sadly and I'd
Speaker 1: have to be like gritting through it. Well, sadly. We
Speaker 1: come to the end of this tale, But I have
Speaker 1: one last brush with Fameen Corey showed up as a
Speaker 1: competitor on Australia's Ninjia. Well, yeah, yes, and that was
Speaker 1: the last time he stood in the spotlight. He did well,
Speaker 1: competed well, but he ended up falling in the water,
Speaker 1: got disqualified. But man, what a hell of a run
Speaker 1: for just for epic teenage party that's incredible, pretty good, right,
Speaker 1: I figured that's ridiculous, really, definitely ridiculous from one kid
Speaker 1: to get that much of a run off of throwing
Speaker 1: a hell of a party. Well, Elisabeth, what's a ridiculous takeaway?
Speaker 1: I think a couple of things. One, everyone has to
Speaker 1: have a good pair of sunglasses to be your famous
Speaker 1: sunglasses if everything falls apart. Two, let's all be DJ's
Speaker 1: because apparently it's not that hard. And uh three, if
Speaker 1: you're a parent and you've got a little wild boy
Speaker 1: in the house, don't leave my home. Okay, I think
Speaker 1: I think those are all fair. The last one I
Speaker 1: take issue with As a former wild boy, I think
Speaker 1: you have to disco. Look, anything you do is going
Speaker 1: to be on you make I'm responsible or on. That's
Speaker 1: what my family did, so I knew that I had
Speaker 1: to be able to get away with it. It wasn't
Speaker 1: just that I had to do it. I'd be able
Speaker 1: to get away with it. So that's what Corey thought.
Speaker 1: He didn't really cover they when we talked about this.
Speaker 1: Often with our criminals, it's not just the crime, but
Speaker 1: you gotta have a plan for how you're going to
Speaker 1: get away with it. But I think he also kind
Speaker 1: of encapsulates the whole. What I think must be terrifying
Speaker 1: to parents, especially of teens, is when the kid says, well,
Speaker 1: what are you going to do about it? And then
Speaker 1: the parent has to reckon with the fact that well
Speaker 1: what am I Yeah that was so in this case
Speaker 1: it had to escalate to I'm gonna we're gonna turn
Speaker 1: dogs line, We're going to go to go to violence,
Speaker 1: which cool nature violence, But I think there's that moment.
Speaker 1: I think that when kids find out what are you
Speaker 1: gonna do about it, and the parents are like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: That's my takeaways basically what Lela McKinnon learned on Live
Speaker 1: on TV. Don't go after a teenager unless you have
Speaker 1: a plan. Kids, I've got this, I'm older, I'm wiser
Speaker 1: thing you never thought about. They live in a world
Speaker 1: you don't know exists exactly exactly got to be wiser
Speaker 1: than that. Well, the other question for you is would
Speaker 1: you qualify Corey Worthington in as official ridiculous crime approved
Speaker 1: rude dude? Oh totally now, he I think in the
Speaker 1: rude dude battalions, he's kind of over off to the
Speaker 1: side because rude did in general like in the billy
Speaker 1: idol wing. Yeah, he's definitely. He's in the billy idol
Speaker 1: wing of the Rude Dude most of the Rude Dude Nation,
Speaker 1: the Ridiculous Crime fans, solid folk. Yeah, just cool Ridiculous
Speaker 1: Crime family, solid folks. But you know, we all have
Speaker 1: in our family some like fringe elements who get act out.
Speaker 1: We love them. They're a little bit wild, but they're
Speaker 1: unctables that are the fringe. They're unpredictable. So yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that fringe. He's their fringe element. Rude dude dude. I
Speaker 1: like that reading. Well, thank you for joining us. I'm
Speaker 1: Zarin Burnett. Over there is Zaren Burnett. Zarin Burnett. So
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