Speaker 1: Start Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, Brooklyn buys
Speaker 1: dat Up. They're making noise data up. Episode one. So
Speaker 1: close it's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I'm scary. That's brody.
Speaker 1: We are. We're inching ever so closer to a non
Speaker 1: event because we don't have anything up our sleeves. I
Speaker 1: mean we we we may have a surprise guest. We
Speaker 1: we do. Yeah, we spoke to him a few minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Maybe available, but you know it's not gonna be you know,
Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport, Although that would be great if he checked in. No,
Speaker 1: but you know what, he should come on. And by
Speaker 1: the way, can we talk about Michael rapport We can
Speaker 1: always talk about Michael rab I told you something last
Speaker 1: night and you're like no, I'm like, yeah, yeah. Michael
Speaker 1: Rappaport is capitalizing on David Brodie's um you know something
Speaker 1: that Brodie pointed out, I'll just go for it. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: so so two things. He I got a little financially
Speaker 1: screwed maybe And by the way, the proof is in
Speaker 1: the podcast. You can actually go back to the podcast
Speaker 1: with Michael rapp Report and hear it unfold on the air. Yes,
Speaker 1: it unfolded. Uh, it unfolded for sure. Okay, so two things.
Speaker 1: The Cameo app. The most of you guys know what
Speaker 1: that is. It's where you pay people you like, famous
Speaker 1: or celebrities or just losing or just people like Scary Jones, right,
Speaker 1: you pay us to record like a video greeting a
Speaker 1: happy birthday for a friend or you know, and so
Speaker 1: people Scary and I were sort of early adopters of this.
Speaker 1: And when we had Michael Rapp report on our podcast,
Speaker 1: knowing that he's very big on social media and people
Speaker 1: either love him or hate him, I said, you know what? Uh?
Speaker 1: And plus also selfishly I said something to him because
Speaker 1: if somebody signs up for cameo and they when it
Speaker 1: says who told you about Cameo, if you tell them
Speaker 1: it was it was somebody, you know whoever it was
Speaker 1: like me, right, then then you get like or something
Speaker 1: like that of forever of their their income, something like
Speaker 1: that percentage I think, like a finder's feed percentage. And
Speaker 1: about Cameo, I did, and he said, oh, semi information,
Speaker 1: So I have I you know, we we we talk
Speaker 1: on social media directly occasionally. So I sent him a
Speaker 1: d M after the interview. I said, hey, man, thanks
Speaker 1: for coming on. You were great. Here's the information. Just uh,
Speaker 1: you know, when you sign up put me down and
Speaker 1: I we've talked about this on the podcast. Instead when
Speaker 1: he signed up, maybe he didn't remember it was me,
Speaker 1: but he signed up, and he he said he was
Speaker 1: recommended by Bethany Frankel, which some of the Real Housewife women.
Speaker 1: I don't know how they're friends. I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: she mentioned it. He forgot about me, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Don't forget about Brodie or Dre anyway. One of the
Speaker 1: things I'm good at scary and I talked about this
Speaker 1: last night is I pick up on accents, inflections, crutch
Speaker 1: word nuces, nuances, and speech. I love analyzing speech. If
Speaker 1: I talk to people on the phone from customer service,
Speaker 1: always so are you from you sound like you're from
Speaker 1: such a such state, And usually I'm pretty good, pretty close.
Speaker 1: So I noticed that when Mike and It's on the podcast,
Speaker 1: I did say it to him. I said, Michael, you
Speaker 1: have a very unique way, which I love of cursing people.
Speaker 1: You don't say you fuck you, say you fuck you
Speaker 1: you you like he's ready to start the next insult,
Speaker 1: like you fuck you assault, but he just goes you
Speaker 1: fuck you, like he's so mad. He's like, so, if
Speaker 1: I remember correctly, having listening the episode in a long time,
Speaker 1: he said, oh yeah, like he like he's like, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like he was. I guess I do that. But it
Speaker 1: was apparent from the podcast asked episode that he was
Speaker 1: realizing for the first time on our podcast because you
Speaker 1: pointed it out. Well, he took that idea and he
Speaker 1: ran with it. He now sells I think it's spelled
Speaker 1: you f you merch. Yeah, yeah, something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so whatever hats he's it's so he sells March Realist
Speaker 1: that says you fuck you, right, so he pretty much
Speaker 1: he sucked you twice Bertie right, Yeah, so he's sell him. Now. Look,
Speaker 1: there's a chance that he knew he said that and
Speaker 1: he thought it will be a catchphrase and I pointed
Speaker 1: it out. I pointed it out. So fat you nice
Speaker 1: guys that fish. Did he have a come out with
Speaker 1: that book that I gave him a title four? I
Speaker 1: don't know, but what was the name of the book?
Speaker 1: I gotta stop giving information on. Yeah, I mean this
Speaker 1: this goes back to the days of Greg Brady. No,
Speaker 1: Greg Brady, Oh, Greg, let's not get into Greg Brady Williams.
Speaker 1: Barry Williams, you gave him ideas? Yeah, we did, we talk,
Speaker 1: I wrote, I co wrote a it back and listen
Speaker 1: in order if you haven't heard about Yeah, I co
Speaker 1: wrote a parody with Barry Williams. Like co wrote a
Speaker 1: parody with a guy named j remember his last name,
Speaker 1: DJ and Cincinnati on Froggy FM. The two of us
Speaker 1: both called his agent and had an idea to do
Speaker 1: with the real Greg Brady to the real Slim Shady,
Speaker 1: like you know fifteen years ago when it was a hit,
Speaker 1: and so he used I don't know my lines, Jays,
Speaker 1: and then Barry and his agent changed one line so
Speaker 1: that they could get themselves a writing credit and it
Speaker 1: didn't pay me or j. Yeah. This is like the
Speaker 1: time the guys from WAMO, the Nerve Company out in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, they stole the idea of the hula hoop
Speaker 1: from a woman and then they never gave her the
Speaker 1: royalties after they said they would. I saw this the
Speaker 1: other night on the History Channel. They were they were
Speaker 1: talking about the the inventions of some of the most
Speaker 1: iconic toys in history. And these guys, these two guys
Speaker 1: are like their idea, man. But they finally had money
Speaker 1: to back them, so they had other people giving them
Speaker 1: ideas for things like the Hulu, like like the hula hoop,
Speaker 1: and some woman like said, I got this awesome ring
Speaker 1: that you you and look you get to you know,
Speaker 1: you do some dance to it or whatever, you have
Speaker 1: to keep it up. And they looked at it. They said,
Speaker 1: we love this. We're gonna market this, and when we
Speaker 1: make money on this, we're gonna we're gonna give you royalties. Well,
Speaker 1: it turns out later that year the Hulu becomes the
Speaker 1: hottest toy craze of nineteen fifty seven and became they
Speaker 1: had there was songs written about it, They made money
Speaker 1: hand over fist, and then they got they got a
Speaker 1: statement from the woman's lawyer, Sorry, we're suing you because
Speaker 1: you were supposed to give us royalties. And they said, ma,
Speaker 1: fuck you. Yeah. People people are people, man, that's terrible.
Speaker 1: Yep ye anyway, uh yeah, So myself, I give people ideas.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we we were speaking of merch and we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about this right up front, and we're not
Speaker 1: gonna mention. We're not gonna mention it. The rest of
Speaker 1: the podcast gingerbread Man, But gingerbread Man, right. But the
Speaker 1: important part of this is it is the holiday season.
Speaker 1: It's it's time to shop for your loved ones, for
Speaker 1: your loved one and for yourself and be indulgent. And
Speaker 1: if you didn't realize by now, we've been talking about
Speaker 1: it all over social media, if you buy any two
Speaker 1: items from our merch store, you get all three a
Speaker 1: set of three high quality mind you Christmas ornaments or
Speaker 1: holiday ornaments free. So we're gonna give you three three ornaments,
Speaker 1: the sweater, the gingerbread Man, and the snow globe, and
Speaker 1: they all have different logos on it, So please pick
Speaker 1: out any two. And we have some new items like
Speaker 1: the beanie and the beanie with the pomp pomp you know. So,
Speaker 1: so go to our merch store Brooklyn Boys dot Big
Speaker 1: Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot
Speaker 1: com and make a purchase because and and then we
Speaker 1: have the holiday sweatshirts that people were asking for that
Speaker 1: ran out of stock. Sweatshirt sweatshirt and boop do doo
Speaker 1: and doc yeah. So the holiday sweatshirts and T shirts
Speaker 1: are back, and along with everything that you've every did,
Speaker 1: we talk. We can mentioned the gingerbread man. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: talk about the ginger But I mean it's small, it's
Speaker 1: a small thing. It's it's been corrected. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: If you receive your you what two and you get
Speaker 1: three free holiday ornaments, right, one of them is a
Speaker 1: gingerbread man that said should say the chest. Some of
Speaker 1: them went out plain, so I guess you know what,
Speaker 1: I guess you people wouldn't have known that it was
Speaker 1: supposed to say if the graphics that we posted that
Speaker 1: a well clearly anyway, Uh, if you don't have the
Speaker 1: email address, I don't give it out now and have
Speaker 1: bombard the guys. But if you if just DM me
Speaker 1: if you're gingerbread man, does not say f you ape
Speaker 1: seventy seven, it'll least they'll they'll quickly replace. It's really
Speaker 1: the point of it all. Yeah, So just let us
Speaker 1: know and then we'll give you the email address to
Speaker 1: let Matt know, and Matt will take care of it
Speaker 1: because the people who made them for Matt did not
Speaker 1: properly print them all. So there you go. There you go.
Speaker 1: All right, Wow, that was a fast finger on the
Speaker 1: you know, on the thing. That's what they used to
Speaker 1: call me in college. Yeah, you hit that button fast.
Speaker 1: I would like to hear the the get your trick on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll bring that. I'll bring that. I'll bring that back.
Speaker 1: I'll bring hear that one. Speaking of I just got
Speaker 1: a text message from my buddy Jeff. I got tickets.
Speaker 1: You don't know the craze the other night, Monday night,
Speaker 1: I think Monday morning, Sunday night into Monday morning. So
Speaker 1: Monday morning, two am roughly spider Man tickets one on
Speaker 1: sale for the next Spider Man movie. Um, no way home.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. Well, luckily I was up at two
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning and I tried to get tickets,
Speaker 1: and every ticket site, every movie theater shut down, crashed, overloaded, mayhem.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the last time this happened, maybe for
Speaker 1: Avengers Endgame. And so you know I have to go
Speaker 1: the first day or the second day at least, right,
Speaker 1: And so luckily we do a morning show because when
Speaker 1: he got up at five in the morning, I went
Speaker 1: back on and I got tickets. So there for Thursday
Speaker 1: the sixteen, I got three d I couldn't get im
Speaker 1: X iMX was just gone, completely gone. So I told
Speaker 1: my my buddy Jeff, I said, hey, we're going to
Speaker 1: the movies the Thursday when the movie comes out. He's like,
Speaker 1: oh great, okay. So because my daughter got tickets with
Speaker 1: her friends, she managed to get tickets also, and so, uh.
Speaker 1: He just texted me a little while ago and he says,
Speaker 1: we're going tonight, right, what are you talking about? He says, yeah,
Speaker 1: the movie. I said, not this Thursday. You're two weeks away. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're already jumping the gun here. So so he says, no,
Speaker 1: my kids are going tomorrow. I said, no, they're not.
Speaker 1: They're going two weeks from tomorrow. So he just texted
Speaker 1: me back. Oh shit, Yeah, that happens sometimes. I get
Speaker 1: ahead of myself, especially in December, because there's so much
Speaker 1: planned that I know. He saw the kids, must have
Speaker 1: said we got for the Friday. Friday. I don't know
Speaker 1: what he was thinking. He's not a crazy marvel head
Speaker 1: like I am. He should have known that though, but
Speaker 1: he didn't know that. So I'm like, oh, I still
Speaker 1: go out tonight if you want. Okay, you gotta, You're
Speaker 1: gonna go out. But oh, by the way, um, I
Speaker 1: didn't tell you this, Brodi. I'm gonna gonna bring this
Speaker 1: on you and the slices at the same time. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna at the same damn time. You're about to
Speaker 1: get my natural reaction because I have no clue what
Speaker 1: you're talking about. Did I tell you about Well, if
Speaker 1: you did, then I just just I'll tell you about
Speaker 1: what what I'm gonna be doing a hun jingle ball?
Speaker 1: Maybe I did? No, Oh, you said something about um,
Speaker 1: you've been doing a lot of interviews. You're gonna tell
Speaker 1: me about it, right, so say what you said. I'm tired.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you later. And then you went to sleep.
Speaker 1: So I've been chosen by Extra TV, you know, the
Speaker 1: TV show to be their official red carpet on camera
Speaker 1: corresponded for Z one hundred jingle ball in New York
Speaker 1: City on the table. That's very impressive. How cool is that?
Speaker 1: That's not a hit the jingle that's an impressive There's
Speaker 1: no client, there's no sponsor, there's no catch not getting paid.
Speaker 1: That's not the way it works. I will tell you that,
Speaker 1: as excited as I am, I'm not nervous and I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna weird alva damn thing because because I don't
Speaker 1: only weird al makes me that way. I'm actually pretty
Speaker 1: okay with everyone else and very conversational, but I am
Speaker 1: nervous for anxious for a reason. You know how those
Speaker 1: red carpets go, Dude, then it's it's cut throat because
Speaker 1: you're not the only one there. When I did that
Speaker 1: Sebastian Manascalco piece, that was an exclusive, it was just us.
Speaker 1: We were in a quiet room and we had them
Speaker 1: all to ourselves. But now I got Entertainment tonight next
Speaker 1: to me and be on that Access Hollywood. Then to
Speaker 1: my right, I got you know this outlet, I got
Speaker 1: TV broadcast new here, and then there's millions of people
Speaker 1: screaming in the room, like over here, over here, Jonas
Speaker 1: Brothers over here, yo yo, Nick, And it's loud AND's
Speaker 1: gonna get you for a second. And a lot of
Speaker 1: times these artists and celebrities will get on the red carpet,
Speaker 1: they'll take their picture, they'll talk to one outlet or
Speaker 1: two outlets, and then they'll just just buzz off like
Speaker 1: by am alle. So and I know that I'm not
Speaker 1: going to be the first one on the carpet. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be like third. So even though I'm with Extra TV,
Speaker 1: I'll have that nice nice microphone. I'll feel empowered by
Speaker 1: having the extra microphone. Look look scary Jones with extra
Speaker 1: come here, you know, and they'll have a camera. Everything
Speaker 1: is professional set up and all that um, and I
Speaker 1: feel empowered for that. And I feel like, okay, but
Speaker 1: I should I don't. I'm not that aggressive guy that
Speaker 1: has to get be like oh yeah, yeah, one question,
Speaker 1: but one question at sharing at Sharon over here. My
Speaker 1: my hope is that somebody here will recognize you. Well,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. I would hope that Ed Sharon and
Speaker 1: maybe the Jonas brothers when they come by, will actually
Speaker 1: recognize me, Like oh shit, it's scary. You know, Ed
Speaker 1: Sharon might not know my name, but the Jonas brothers
Speaker 1: may because they grew up the Jonas your name and
Speaker 1: the story didn't know about Thejones brothers. Yeah, the Jonas brothers,
Speaker 1: Like they'll go across the room and like, oh hey Brownie,
Speaker 1: like because they know me for like a j R. Guys.
Speaker 1: I mean, man, we since since they started, when they
Speaker 1: performed on the former incarnation of this podcast air show
Speaker 1: twice we had them perform. It was crazy. It's it's
Speaker 1: like you can dig dig through that episode off air
Speaker 1: show speaking of the off air show. I don't want
Speaker 1: to not give credit where credit is due. I apologize
Speaker 1: because I should have had this ready. But one of
Speaker 1: our new slices tweeted at me and said, I just
Speaker 1: started the podcast. I just heard the latest episode. Love it,
Speaker 1: so I've gone back to the beginning. However, what she
Speaker 1: said was, I saw that on the same channel. I
Speaker 1: scrolled all the way down and I saw a fair show.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna start from the first episode of the
Speaker 1: off air show worked my way off, which is okay.
Speaker 1: It's still we still get credit because it's on this channel,
Speaker 1: so we get credit for it, right. I don't want
Speaker 1: to discredit the uh sorry my phone just one off.
Speaker 1: I don't want to discredit off fair show. I thought
Speaker 1: it was good. In fact, I'm on a couple episodes.
Speaker 1: I listened all the time. But it's a hundred and
Speaker 1: forty seven episodes, right. It weirdly starts at number thirty two,
Speaker 1: though I have to figure that out. I understand what
Speaker 1: some of them when we transferred platforms, maybe the first
Speaker 1: they didn't go yeah, but you know what, um, we
Speaker 1: can't go back. No. So my point was, I said,
Speaker 1: you have like a hundred whatever, you know, a hundred,
Speaker 1: I guess I thought a hundred forty seven hundred. Let's
Speaker 1: just say a hundred and fifteen or whatever. Uh sixteen.
Speaker 1: That's still a lot. That's hours and hours and hours
Speaker 1: before you ever get to We had a listened actually
Speaker 1: text the Big Show and say that they're starting with
Speaker 1: off air show and they plowed through the whole thing,
Speaker 1: and now they're they're on like episode thirty two of
Speaker 1: our show. Yeah, so we're gonna talk about how many
Speaker 1: hours and of some of our slices listen to the podcast.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to that later, right, and then after
Speaker 1: I want to tell a quick red Book of story
Speaker 1: before we Oh yeah, before you do that, I just
Speaker 1: need a pointer or a tip. How can I get
Speaker 1: the interview without being rude but being aggressive? What do
Speaker 1: I call out? Like? What do I say to get
Speaker 1: like Doja Cat's attention? Um? Do I yell Doja? Or
Speaker 1: do I call her by her real name? If I
Speaker 1: know that you know, you know, I would say, hey,
Speaker 1: it's me your best friend, like make a joke like
Speaker 1: do it like a joke like sweetie, I would say, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm your best friend. Makes I just don't know. I
Speaker 1: just I'm not an aggressive person. So dude, first of all,
Speaker 1: you should have a couple of drinks because I've seen
Speaker 1: you drunk with a microphone. You are the most aggressive.
Speaker 1: I'm assertive when i'm drunk. You're right, maybe I should
Speaker 1: have a few cocktails. I think you should have a
Speaker 1: couple of cocktails. You know how you are when you
Speaker 1: get on stage? Is that everybody? Yeah, I don't hear
Speaker 1: you make some noise? Yeah? Can I get a what
Speaker 1: you know? Yeah? The drop right? Yeah, I'll put the
Speaker 1: hounk in the bunk of Okay. So I've done I've
Speaker 1: done red carpet interviews as the interviewer twice where it
Speaker 1: was like, well, actually you and I did the TV
Speaker 1: guide thing, but like red red carpet, red red carpet,
Speaker 1: rest in peace, you before me. You you're not getting
Speaker 1: any older than okay. So I did two red carpets
Speaker 1: for the Walkers and Talkers podcast. The first one was
Speaker 1: a few years ago. Jamie and I are my podcasting
Speaker 1: co host from light FM in New York. Sounds like
Speaker 1: your dog is mangling a fucking buzzard in the back
Speaker 1: of what's going on there, barking at the hold you know, yep.
Speaker 1: Some of the male person must be the mail carry
Speaker 1: It must be coming or something. I don't know. It
Speaker 1: could be a dog outside. At least all three of
Speaker 1: them are going crazy. So anyway, um, if it keeps up,
Speaker 1: what we'll pause? So it's realism. Wait do you wait?
Speaker 1: Do you hear the construction going on above me? That
Speaker 1: kicks in? Oh? So Jamie and I go to the
Speaker 1: season eight premiere of The Walking Dead. They fly us out,
Speaker 1: a MC flies us out, and we go to the
Speaker 1: Greek theater, right, which was in the movie Get Me
Speaker 1: to the Greek. I think that's what. Right, it was
Speaker 1: the Greek theater, this beautiful outdoor clamshell uh in beautiful weather.
Speaker 1: It was great, and this very long red carpet, and
Speaker 1: they on the floor by our feet so that the
Speaker 1: talent can see who you are. So it's upside down
Speaker 1: to us, it says Walkers and Talkers podcast, and we're
Speaker 1: and like to the to the right of us is
Speaker 1: the guy from Comic book dot Com, Brandon. He very
Speaker 1: established guy. And then like, like you know, next to
Speaker 1: them is Extra and and Entertainment tonight. Like, so we
Speaker 1: we are from left to right, we are probably thirty
Speaker 1: out of thirty one, this one person to all right,
Speaker 1: that's right, by the way, it be very fatiguing when
Speaker 1: you're in the when you start in the beginning and
Speaker 1: you have to go through the first twelve media outlets
Speaker 1: where they are most of them are asking you the
Speaker 1: same question, how and how does it feel to be one?
Speaker 1: There were well, there was probably eight or nine cast
Speaker 1: members from The Walking Dead, and they came out in
Speaker 1: order of power, right, like the big shot first, and
Speaker 1: then you know Rick Rhymes, Andrew Lincoln, Uh, he comes
Speaker 1: out first, right, okay, and so the guy next to me, Brandon,
Speaker 1: he's a big shot book dot com. No, let's not
Speaker 1: go and uh, Brandon knows a lot of the cast members.
Speaker 1: He's interviewed the many times, and you know, he's got podcasts,
Speaker 1: he's he's a big name in the sci fi community, right,
Speaker 1: Brandon Davis, he does videos. Good looking guy with a
Speaker 1: suit to this thing. He's got a cameraman, you know.
Speaker 1: So the talent starts coming down the line and the
Speaker 1: big names they stop after like fifteen, sixteen seventeen, they
Speaker 1: get pulled away. They don't even make it down to
Speaker 1: our end. By the way, that's timed, that's planned, that's
Speaker 1: the that's the I'm going out on a date and
Speaker 1: in about twenty minutes call my phone so you can well,
Speaker 1: they can choose to because we're in size order. Basically,
Speaker 1: they know where where the drop off is. So I
Speaker 1: don't get the three or four biggest names, not so
Speaker 1: as the B list and C list cast members of
Speaker 1: the show I still love start coming down to us
Speaker 1: to our end. Brandon jumps in front of me every
Speaker 1: time and it's like, hey, what's going on, Pollyanna, Hey,
Speaker 1: you know Jeffrey, what's going on? Jd M A man,
Speaker 1: how's it going? And they know him, they've met him
Speaker 1: at previous things. This is our first time, so we've
Speaker 1: never met a lot of these people. So he then turns,
Speaker 1: so I'm behind him, right he makes a quick, uh
Speaker 1: ninety degree turn and has the camera and he's talking
Speaker 1: to them, and he's talking to them like he's doing
Speaker 1: a full blown, fucking interview with each one of them really,
Speaker 1: so by the time he's done with them, they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: a podcast, Like they looked down at our feet and
Speaker 1: go podcast. And they some of them walked away. Credit
Speaker 1: to some most of them, the B the season and
Speaker 1: d's all talk to us. But at that point he
Speaker 1: asked them all the good questions. So I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, but we had a real Mike. We we
Speaker 1: had a Mike flag, and you know, we were somewhat professional. No,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, listen, I'm sure. It's a great experience. So
Speaker 1: they don't put you in a position to win unfortunately.
Speaker 1: So out of the dozen I'm gonna say a dozen
Speaker 1: cast members, we probably spoke to seven, which was pretty good,
Speaker 1: and we got to take pictures and then we got
Speaker 1: ideas from them. It was a good experience. When Brandon
Speaker 1: finally Brandon is like, dude, we should hang out next
Speaker 1: time you're in town. Absolutely, but yeah, he's hugging them
Speaker 1: like he knew them. I'm like, this is the worst
Speaker 1: guy to be behind. Right. The second time I did
Speaker 1: a red carpet was also for The Walking Dead at
Speaker 1: the Pailey Center in Manhattan. Someone who Yeah, it's an
Speaker 1: artsy fartsie like movie screening documentary plays. It's really fancy schmancy.
Speaker 1: So they put me again at the end of the
Speaker 1: red carpet. But now I thought I was I was
Speaker 1: just going to because they had a screening of the
Speaker 1: season premiere or the finale or something. I think it
Speaker 1: was the premier season nine, will say. And so all
Speaker 1: I have is my phone. So they're like, you can
Speaker 1: go on the red carpet. I'm like, oh, fantastic. So
Speaker 1: now I'm at the end of the red carpet and
Speaker 1: again the camera cruise, there's Local, there's you know, Sci
Speaker 1: Fi Channel, everybody's the AMC big shots. And then I
Speaker 1: get like, uh, they're running a little behind. So when
Speaker 1: they get to you, You've got like three questions. What
Speaker 1: what I thought I would have six? I wrote six? No,
Speaker 1: you said six. No. Three questions, three questions. Can I
Speaker 1: get him? Can I get him into an I d
Speaker 1: no ideas? Can I get a photo? Can I get
Speaker 1: a selfie? Note? No photos, You're at the last you
Speaker 1: just ask for forgiveness. No, that's not They stood next
Speaker 1: to him off to the side in my peripheral vision,
Speaker 1: and when I got to the third question, they were
Speaker 1: like preaching for his shoulder. So when I said, can
Speaker 1: I get into let's go. We gotta go. This meeting starting.
Speaker 1: So I interviewed Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who looked may have
Speaker 1: known him from Grey's Anatomy. He uh, he was in
Speaker 1: love with is he. I don't tell you what happened,
Speaker 1: but anyway, he's a big name. So I've interviewed them
Speaker 1: on my phone. You know, look, the sound quality was good,
Speaker 1: but I was like not the guy with My point
Speaker 1: was you're gonna be with the extra crew and Mike
Speaker 1: Flag and that's real deal. I was a puts with
Speaker 1: a podcast that I want a shirt that says that
Speaker 1: with podcast and phone here talking talking to my phone.
Speaker 1: The three look at podcasting. You got you gotta do
Speaker 1: a little bit better than that. Absolutely podcast. So we
Speaker 1: have no wondering why we're recording on a Thursday. So
Speaker 1: yesterday somebody tweeted us and again I don't have it ready.
Speaker 1: I apologize, and they said, hey, is the podcast up yet?
Speaker 1: It was like two o'clock in the afternoon, So I
Speaker 1: was like, we we never do this early on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: I said, it'll be up to later today and then,
Speaker 1: as as always, something came up. I mean, we're busy
Speaker 1: during the week, right, Well, you know again, it's not
Speaker 1: my fault, so we're doing it today. Okay, So that's fine,
Speaker 1: which is fine, and we listen as long as we
Speaker 1: as long as we issue a podcast somewhere within the
Speaker 1: work week. I think we're good, but you know, certain
Speaker 1: people are waiting for it to drop. I get that,
Speaker 1: you know, we just can't. Unfortunately, there are things that
Speaker 1: take precedent and absolutely so. So I was out last night.
Speaker 1: I mean I had to take my daughter. I love
Speaker 1: to be on the schedule. Yes, I dropped my daughter
Speaker 1: off every day in school activity and I drive home
Speaker 1: and we do the podcast. Well, I had some extra
Speaker 1: time because I was pretty sure we weren't doing the
Speaker 1: podcast till later. And so on the way home, I
Speaker 1: pass a shop rite, not my normal one, but the
Speaker 1: one I passed every day dropped my daughter off. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I need a couple of
Speaker 1: things that I'm out of. I like to eat a
Speaker 1: couple of oranges or clementines in the morning during the
Speaker 1: show and don't fill me up, Like well yeah, but
Speaker 1: they keep me busy when I get the munchies at
Speaker 1: eight am. So I was like, oh, let me just
Speaker 1: stop a shop right, But I was listening to the radio.
Speaker 1: You guys know you guys listen to radio. You have
Speaker 1: have like something's on you just can't get out of
Speaker 1: the car. Like a good phone tap or an interview. Right,
Speaker 1: So I'm listening to sports, a sports radio interview. It's
Speaker 1: uh in New York and they're interviewing the new general
Speaker 1: manager of the Mets, and I'm very excited and it's
Speaker 1: a really good interview. So when I pull into shop, right,
Speaker 1: it's it's still going. So I turned the car off
Speaker 1: and I have the radio on and I'm charging my
Speaker 1: phone and I'm sitting in the park a lot, maybe
Speaker 1: ten minutes, and all of a sudden, Uh, this is
Speaker 1: not my Dodge charger. By the way, I was in
Speaker 1: my my daughter's car. She's away of college, so it
Speaker 1: was in the ford, and Uh, the radio shuts off.
Speaker 1: What the funk? Why is the radio going off? So
Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe it's got like I had the car
Speaker 1: in accessory. So I turned the car off, turned the
Speaker 1: car back on, and the radio is not going on.
Speaker 1: That's weird. So I go to start the car, figuring
Speaker 1: I'll start the car and that will reset the radio.
Speaker 1: Oh man, the battery tied from you having the engine
Speaker 1: off and just listening too long. Yeah. Now, I put
Speaker 1: the battery in the car a year and a half ago,
Speaker 1: a good battery. It's it should not have done. So
Speaker 1: I'm in the second spot. Sure, okay, that would have
Speaker 1: sucked you up for good. That's a lot of money.
Speaker 1: It is placed. Yes, So I'm in the second spot
Speaker 1: in the rows. In other words, the car to my
Speaker 1: right is on the end, and I'm in the second spot.
Speaker 1: And so I'm sitting there and it's cold outside, and
Speaker 1: I have jumper cables because I'm prepared, maybe, and so
Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm looking around and there's a woman
Speaker 1: in the car to the left of me, and I
Speaker 1: go I and she looks over like she I have
Speaker 1: a dead battery. And she gets back in her car
Speaker 1: and she drives away, and somebody pulls into our spot,
Speaker 1: another woman and this is not a male woman. Thing
Speaker 1: just happened to be a woman, and and I do
Speaker 1: the ruuor and she's like, looks at me, and she
Speaker 1: walks away and Scooby Do impression. What she thinks you're
Speaker 1: doing the Scooby Doo impression. And the woman to the
Speaker 1: right of me in a white suv, she's standing next
Speaker 1: to my passenger window getting her keys out, and I
Speaker 1: give it, give her the puppy dog eyes, and she
Speaker 1: looks like, oh, that guy has a dead battery and
Speaker 1: gets in her car and drives off. The guy in
Speaker 1: the spot not knows two knows what me, but knows
Speaker 1: two knows one to the left. Guy pulls in and
Speaker 1: he looks like the kind of guy who either works
Speaker 1: on cars or has owned a couple of pickup trucks
Speaker 1: in his life. He's got like a trucker hat on.
Speaker 1: He's superhero that the day. So I look at him
Speaker 1: and I go, fuck, yeah, so I time it perfectly.
Speaker 1: He gets out of his car, he got to his
Speaker 1: trunk and as he's walking through the cars, he's ten
Speaker 1: feet from my hood, I go yeah, and he looks
Speaker 1: at me and he goes, I got cable. Of course,
Speaker 1: Now now I heard. Now, I don't know if this
Speaker 1: is right or not, but if you don't do this
Speaker 1: ship right, you can funk up your own car. If
Speaker 1: you don't, you could also flood the engine if you
Speaker 1: put too much gas. Yeah, I know what to do,
Speaker 1: what not to do. So I knew this guy. I
Speaker 1: had a time it. Though I couldn't open the window
Speaker 1: and bother him. I was I was going for like
Speaker 1: the pity the note like he was like, I got cables,
Speaker 1: So I got the cargo. I do too, let's do this,
Speaker 1: thank you. And the woman to my right it just
Speaker 1: pulled out. He goes and the spots open, so he
Speaker 1: swung around real quickly. That's cool. He parked next to me,
Speaker 1: didn't jump. It couldn't have been nicer. So I just
Speaker 1: want to give a shout out to scruffy mc struffy.
Speaker 1: Scruffy mctrucker hat a the crime door. So he gave
Speaker 1: me the jump. I didn't go shopping because I don't
Speaker 1: want to turn the car off, because you know, once
Speaker 1: you jump that car, you want to get the car running.
Speaker 1: You want to drive and charge that battery. So positive
Speaker 1: goes to positive, negative goes to negative, rights correct, and
Speaker 1: then the way the which is the red one. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, well one of them alway, as long as
Speaker 1: you're consistent. Well, because the cables just have colored handles.
Speaker 1: They don't know what color they are, but the red
Speaker 1: the handle goes on the red terminal. Black is negative. Okay, yeah, okay, alright, fine, positive,
Speaker 1: that's good. But if you switch them, as long as
Speaker 1: you switch them on both cars, it isn't a big
Speaker 1: I'd be scared hipless because I wouldn't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: You've never jumped a car on the first thing I've
Speaker 1: had my car jumped. Oh my god. Do you know
Speaker 1: how to check your oil? Yes, that I know how
Speaker 1: to do, But you don't know how to like if
Speaker 1: you if you needed a jump start, you don't know
Speaker 1: what to do. Uh No, I don't. I mean I
Speaker 1: know I know how to again, I know where the
Speaker 1: I know where the battery is. You know you have
Speaker 1: to go. You have to go front to front. You
Speaker 1: have to open the hoods right and then and then
Speaker 1: you connect the cables. All right, thank you ariana grande yea,
Speaker 1: I will open it up like a door or whatever.
Speaker 1: So so no, you and you take like they usually
Speaker 1: have these crimpy fucking things like you know the clamps
Speaker 1: clamps right, the clamps go on each each on the
Speaker 1: terminal terminal, right if you just clamp them not but
Speaker 1: when do you? But when do you get Now? Is
Speaker 1: your car supposed to be running when you do that? No? No,
Speaker 1: the car both cars have to be off. Yes, Now
Speaker 1: what you do is know that both cars have to
Speaker 1: be off. Yes, yes, you should have them off unless
Speaker 1: you're a daredevil. You want to um. Some newer cars
Speaker 1: have a ground pole in your engine, so you can
Speaker 1: put the black on the on the on the on
Speaker 1: the ground. So once the once the the I understand
Speaker 1: the cables. Once they're connected, then the car that can
Speaker 1: start with the with the good battery starts their car
Speaker 1: first right right, and then you depending on how dead
Speaker 1: you think your battery is. It's like flushing your toilet.
Speaker 1: You don't want to flush it when the tank hasn't filled,
Speaker 1: because then you do it to your battery charging. Your
Speaker 1: battery is now charging while that car is on. For
Speaker 1: every second that car is running, your batteries now charging. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I I knew that I didn't have a severely
Speaker 1: dead battery. I didn't leave it like for a winter.
Speaker 1: So do you then with the other car running, start
Speaker 1: your car. Yeah, that's how it works. Yeah, of course
Speaker 1: you start your car right. If it doesn't start, you
Speaker 1: get a percentage right in your mind, like it goes
Speaker 1: like your car would normally go right, but it might
Speaker 1: go click click clickick. If you get a click click click,
Speaker 1: your battery is completely dead for that like you've got nothing,
Speaker 1: but then eventually get the then you get the close. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going electric next time, I think I think I'm
Speaker 1: really going. The Dodge charger is going to be either
Speaker 1: a hybrid or electric. Now, if ever a car should
Speaker 1: be like the Dodge charger, that's the car because it's
Speaker 1: called the charger. Right. So my lease will get me
Speaker 1: a twenty three because my lease will be up in
Speaker 1: twenty three, so I will actually have done, don't guess well,
Speaker 1: I'll be done with guests when I get the twenty six.
Speaker 1: Probably I have to figure that out. But here's the
Speaker 1: problem with the charger. They have to figure this out.
Speaker 1: If it's a hybrid, it won't be a problem. But
Speaker 1: you know, when you have an electric car doesn't make
Speaker 1: any sound. I know that the best part of my
Speaker 1: Dodge charger is it goes maybe when you started and
Speaker 1: the engine sounds like yeah, when I accelerate, it goes right. Now, Now,
Speaker 1: do will the electric version of that car at least
Speaker 1: have the sound effect? Just they're gonna have to do so.
Speaker 1: I don't want a quiet car. The point of a
Speaker 1: Tesla is to have a quiet car. I don't want
Speaker 1: to quiet. Same thing with cell phone. These these fake
Speaker 1: rings on these cell phones. I mean, they're gonna have
Speaker 1: to manufacture and and come up with the accurate sound
Speaker 1: for the Dodge charger, because no one wants a muscle
Speaker 1: car that goes. I don't want that. I want people
Speaker 1: to know I'm coming five blocks away. Yeah, if that's
Speaker 1: gonna be a problem, I'll record. I'll record the engine
Speaker 1: noise on a loop and play through my stereo if
Speaker 1: I have to. I love this idea. This is great
Speaker 1: to reproduce. So when all regular cars get noise like
Speaker 1: when you start, as they move into the into the
Speaker 1: electric world, will they ever retain the sound? Do you
Speaker 1: start a Corvett? You don't? You want to? You want
Speaker 1: that sound? Imagine starting a motorcycle. Electric motorcycle didn't make
Speaker 1: any noise, and it's all sound effect At this point,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's all cosmetic. It has nothing. It's like
Speaker 1: a Nascar It's like the fucking headlights are decals. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm afraid of. Though, Let's say buy a
Speaker 1: Darge charger and they give you the fake sound effects, right,
Speaker 1: so my car sounds like like an old charger, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's to stop somebody with a Nissan Sentra from putting
Speaker 1: in the same like module. So when you drive the
Speaker 1: little Pea Shooter, you know you get the like that'll
Speaker 1: be like a fun thing. You have a a small
Speaker 1: car with a small engine, but you buy the sound
Speaker 1: effect for the charger, you upgrade it. That would be great.
Speaker 1: I love that. In fact, what what about cross pollination
Speaker 1: of cars where a Porsche could start like a Volkswagon
Speaker 1: or vice versa company in it or even what it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, you name it. Whatever the car is. You
Speaker 1: have a sound panel. How do I want to start
Speaker 1: my car today? Which with which cars sounds? That would
Speaker 1: be good? Yeah? Like yeah, yeah, that's that's my big catch.
Speaker 1: That's the big catch. I gotta have the noise. So, um,
Speaker 1: do you know what a recipro sexual is? A reciprosexual? Yep? Um,
Speaker 1: so I told you about my friends, Say who's dating
Speaker 1: on dating apps? So he just he he told my friend?
Speaker 1: Uh who told me? Because I'm asking him for juicy information?
Speaker 1: There are like you can you can check boxes like
Speaker 1: what you're into? Yeah, right, like homosexual, heterosexual, high sexual, sexual,
Speaker 1: pan sexual, and then there's so there's there's gray sexual.
Speaker 1: I never heard of sexual yep, looked at up this demisexual?
Speaker 1: Is that Vado? Yeah? Or Demi Moore? But reciprosexual? Uh?
Speaker 1: Stuck with me when he told me about this one.
Speaker 1: So uh, it's it's I'm into you once I find
Speaker 1: out you're into me. In other words, reciprocal. So if
Speaker 1: you think I'm sexy, then I'll find you sexy automatically,
Speaker 1: and you sexy first. I don't automatically, right, So they're
Speaker 1: not attracted to people. So if you're into me, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't make the decision. Wait, I would automatically be into
Speaker 1: you because you're into me. Let's say, let's say I'm
Speaker 1: trying to meet a girl who's who's reciprosexual. She is
Speaker 1: not going to sleep with you or find you attractive
Speaker 1: until you say, you know what, I'm into you. I
Speaker 1: kind of you're you're hot, I'm into you. Then she'll
Speaker 1: be like, oh, this guy's into me. That's hot. I'm
Speaker 1: into him now. But what I'm saying is is it
Speaker 1: an automatic? No? No? No. In other words, that's what
Speaker 1: allows her to like you, is right, But he would
Speaker 1: like you at all. She's not turned on by you
Speaker 1: until until. So she's she's waiting for people to come
Speaker 1: to her. And I get that, but once, No, it's
Speaker 1: not automatic, it's automatic. Oh my god, he's in love
Speaker 1: with me. You know what I love you too. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's now wait a minute, she may not find you
Speaker 1: attractive at all. What I'm saying is that's when they
Speaker 1: that's when they first are attracted to you, if they
Speaker 1: find out you're attracted to them. I don't think it's automatic.
Speaker 1: I think I didn't know. Oh my god, there's like
Speaker 1: he told me, there's like thirty, but he told me
Speaker 1: a couple that were that were the ones. I want
Speaker 1: to hear more of these. We have him on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I want to hear him go down the list. Yeah,
Speaker 1: i'll see if he'll go on, i'll talk to him.
Speaker 1: But so anyway, So but here's my problem. If two
Speaker 1: people are reciprosexual, they can never get together because neither
Speaker 1: one will find the other one attractive first. Right, So
Speaker 1: then yeah, they'll just sit there like it's your move. No,
Speaker 1: it's your move. Romantic sexual with a never romantic. It's
Speaker 1: all kinds of it's a whole list, apparently, I I
Speaker 1: don't remember all of them. I'll look him, you know,
Speaker 1: if if he won't go on, I'll ask him to
Speaker 1: tell me what app it was, and then I'll I'll
Speaker 1: have him send me a screenshot. That's probably the best thing.
Speaker 1: Come send me a screenshot of all of them and
Speaker 1: then I'll look them up and I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: they are. Sounds good, You gotta get better. It like
Speaker 1: telling me you get hitting that button You're like, sounds good. Hey, listen.
Speaker 1: I want to go over our Spotify playlists because they
Speaker 1: came out with their wrapped which is basically you know,
Speaker 1: it gives you your year with the Spotify favorite song.
Speaker 1: How are your favorite podcast, your favorite artists, your favorite everything,
Speaker 1: and how how much you listen to them? And before
Speaker 1: we go any further, shout out to everybody who's screenshotted
Speaker 1: the favorite podcast Brooklyn Boys man, because I guess a
Speaker 1: lot of slices they spend time with the Spotify app
Speaker 1: on and they listened to the listen to our podcast
Speaker 1: through their app, and Spotify said, hey, guess what, the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys is your favorite podcast and you spent three
Speaker 1: minutes listening to them this year. So I I took
Speaker 1: as many as I could and I put them on
Speaker 1: my instant story. I actually did the same and I
Speaker 1: got a whole bunch more today, so maybe I'll put
Speaker 1: them up later. But I want to just mention a
Speaker 1: couple please, don't get mad if I don't mention you.
Speaker 1: But Sean fourteen seventy five hundred ninety two episodes, twelve thousand,
Speaker 1: five hundred and sixty six minutes for Sean will I Am.
Speaker 1: That's will underscore. I on E y E, I mentioned
Speaker 1: all the time listen to a hundred and ninety nine episodes,
Speaker 1: which means he at least listen to one more than once.
Speaker 1: Up hold on, I gotta interrupt here top this spin
Speaker 1: Dog Fresh fourteen, and we finished with the one I'm reading.
Speaker 1: Will I Am twelve thousand, four hundred and fourteen minutes. Okay,
Speaker 1: this one you got, well, you got Fresh fourteen got
Speaker 1: a hundred eight episodes for ten thousand nine yep and
Speaker 1: Lindsay Specter a hundred nine nine episodes twelve thousand, four
Speaker 1: hundred fourteen minutes. But I got a winner. I gotta win.
Speaker 1: I gotta figure who's miss Lauren Taylor right, No, Lindsay Specter,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Lindsay Specter, I had that wrong number, Lindsay
Speaker 1: Lindsay Specter one episodes, fifteen thousand and seven minutes. Wow,
Speaker 1: there you go. That's the winner. But honorable mention for
Speaker 1: r and Es four thousand, five hundred sixty eight minutes streamed,
Speaker 1: and also j WAG five nineteen with three thousand, eight
Speaker 1: hundred sixty seven minutes. But you know what, we'll take
Speaker 1: it a lot. Oh, this one just came in, uh
Speaker 1: farming on, that's Danny for the Winsodes fourteen thousand, five
Speaker 1: hundred one minutes. Holy crap. So yeah, we got these.
Speaker 1: Uh and so let's let's you know which one I
Speaker 1: thought was the best for scary. I want you to
Speaker 1: read your top five genres of music that you listen
Speaker 1: to on Spotify. Let's say if we're compatible, Okay, from
Speaker 1: number five to number one. Yeah, tropical house, progressive house, house,
Speaker 1: dance pop, and slap house. The number one genre. Slap house.
Speaker 1: What the slap house? I think that's isn't that legal
Speaker 1: in Nevada house? That's the house the prostitute house. Isn't
Speaker 1: that called slap house? I don't know. I have no
Speaker 1: idea what that's a genre of music, and that's my
Speaker 1: number one genre on Yeah that I apparently I listen
Speaker 1: to you hear the music, and you just slap people
Speaker 1: in front of you, like in the face. Well, truth
Speaker 1: be told. When I go to Spotify, it's always for
Speaker 1: a dance playlist. I always yeah, and truth be told,
Speaker 1: I'm leaving, I'm lying, lying, Yeah. Okay, So my five
Speaker 1: top five, let's see if any of them were the same.
Speaker 1: Number five glam metal, number four, metal core, number three,
Speaker 1: scott Punk. That's probably a lot of minority boss tones.
Speaker 1: If I had to guess number two classic rock and
Speaker 1: number one hard rock, did we overlap? Not not a chance.
Speaker 1: We are so completely opposite. Now you're in understand why
Speaker 1: we do a podcast together because we are nothing alike
Speaker 1: in any way. What are your five most played artists? Um?
Speaker 1: I didn't. Oh yeah, five most played artists. Once again,
Speaker 1: I have no idea how it became this, and I
Speaker 1: don't even know my number one artist. Number five is
Speaker 1: Joel Corey, who does a lot of dance music. Joel
Speaker 1: Corey does Becky Hills. Number four the Hell's Becky Hill,
Speaker 1: and which one of these is? Slaphouse? Number three is Medusa, Medusa, Medusa?
Speaker 1: What is Z and they do? They do what they
Speaker 1: do with like three or four songs that I love.
Speaker 1: David Getta is number two. He's okay, I gave you
Speaker 1: that one. And number one is an artist called a
Speaker 1: l Okay, I don't even know how to pronounce his
Speaker 1: name a lock or a lock. I don't know how
Speaker 1: these big names. But I here's why. I think because
Speaker 1: I go to the dance the top dance songs, a
Speaker 1: lot is probably always on there and it's always being played,
Speaker 1: so that's probably why it ended up number one. So
Speaker 1: you don't even know if it's like a lock or alone.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I never heard of this motherfucker. Alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: so what about yours? So so I have to preface
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna give you my top five songs.
Speaker 1: These are not my five favorite bands. But so I
Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, I have um my, Spotify
Speaker 1: and bluetooth speaker in the bathroom outside the bedroom, so
Speaker 1: I don't wake anybody up and I have to get
Speaker 1: a bed to stop it. But I tend to wake
Speaker 1: up to uh playlists where the first song starts off
Speaker 1: really loudly to wake me up. Okay, so before you
Speaker 1: go go, right, so I pick songs that are that
Speaker 1: start playlists that are good for waking me up. So
Speaker 1: number five and tracks the Man, Well, that's yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: you would know that one. Yeah, number four, you too,
Speaker 1: A great choice. You got rate taste on this beautiful day.
Speaker 1: It's like a beautiful yeah. Three is The Struts, Love
Speaker 1: the Struts. Two is a band. I'm gonna spell it
Speaker 1: for you. It's pronounced the tray. You a t r
Speaker 1: e y u H. Discover them about three or four
Speaker 1: months ago, maybe six months ago. Love them, you've been
Speaker 1: love them. They are a I guess to consider metal
Speaker 1: corpet your melodic and catchy as hell. If you like
Speaker 1: hard rock, hard rock, it's really good. And number one
Speaker 1: is Motley Crue because kickstart my heart, Start my heart,
Speaker 1: kick start your day with the motorcycle and now that
Speaker 1: wakes me up. So those are my top five wake
Speaker 1: up songs. Now I don't know how this happened, but
Speaker 1: my top songs. Number five is Memories by Kid Cutty
Speaker 1: and which is an old song from two thousand and ten.
Speaker 1: It's like all the crazy shit I did last nasies,
Speaker 1: Um lose Control from Medusa. Won't you be the one too?
Speaker 1: When I lose control? A bad up, a bad ad up,
Speaker 1: I need sorry? Um. Then there's a song that I
Speaker 1: never heard of, No Time for Tears again you never
Speaker 1: heard of it? Little Mix and Nathan daw I don't
Speaker 1: know what. Then number two is a song called Again
Speaker 1: Never Heard It Gotta be You by a group called Nervo,
Speaker 1: who I know. They're DJs Nervo. And number one is
Speaker 1: goose Bumps. I'll get those goose bumps every time. But
Speaker 1: I don't think that this is a good portrait or
Speaker 1: snapshot of me. It's not representative of who I am
Speaker 1: in real life. I just think it's more representative of
Speaker 1: the fact that every time I turn on Spotify, I
Speaker 1: hit the Dance Current Dance playlist and those were all
Speaker 1: the songs and artists that were in my rotation. Because
Speaker 1: I don't use Spotify for anything else really, it's only when,
Speaker 1: you know, if I'm just hanging out and I just
Speaker 1: need music, I'll just pop it on, you know. Uh,
Speaker 1: So I had a little unning with Spotify. Tell me
Speaker 1: what you would do in this situation. So, uh, Sometimes
Speaker 1: when I hear a song, I don't know your shazam
Speaker 1: it right. Sometimes it's a song I know, but I
Speaker 1: don't know what album it's on, so I'll shazam it
Speaker 1: because I wanted, like just remind myself while I'm in
Speaker 1: the car or what album is that so I can
Speaker 1: listen to it later or make sure I have the
Speaker 1: album right. Okay. So I'm listening a couple of days ago, uh,
Speaker 1: and A C d C comes on a song called
Speaker 1: big Gun, and I know it's on one of the
Speaker 1: late later albums, the last one of the one before
Speaker 1: it's recent, but it's a really good song and I
Speaker 1: wasn't sure what album was on, so I shazammed it. Now,
Speaker 1: when you shazam it at the bottom, it says open
Speaker 1: and Spotify, right, you know that? Yeah, you can't change that.
Speaker 1: Is that the default? Or is that yeah? No, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's they send me deal with. It's like they
Speaker 1: work together. It's the cage radio. So you open it
Speaker 1: in Spotify. So if you like a song, you can
Speaker 1: go open it up and Spotify and too a playlist.
Speaker 1: Whatever cornered the market, right. So when I opened up
Speaker 1: a C d C, now a C d C if
Speaker 1: you don't know, it's spelled a C slash d C.
Speaker 1: So I go to open it in Spotify and it
Speaker 1: says no songs found by the band d C. It's
Speaker 1: reading it as d C. It doesn't read a C
Speaker 1: slash d C. So if you just wrote a C
Speaker 1: d C in a row without the slash, don't find
Speaker 1: I'm not the one writing it. The app opens it
Speaker 1: up automatically right if you if you're if you're in
Speaker 1: the search window, you type in a C d C,
Speaker 1: it knows it's a C d C. So it's obviously
Speaker 1: a glitch. Now, I don't know if it's a permanent clitch.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a recent glitch. I don't
Speaker 1: remember if I've ever searched A C d C songs
Speaker 1: before in this way. So I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: I have the Spotify email address already in my phone
Speaker 1: book because I've had to correct like bands that are
Speaker 1: in the wrong uh folder. I've sent them corrections and
Speaker 1: they they're always right back. They're great at it. So
Speaker 1: I wrote them in an email and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: I described the problem. I just explained to you scary.
Speaker 1: I sent a screenshot of the error, and I said, look,
Speaker 1: I don't have the time. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: all A C d C songs, If it's just this
Speaker 1: a C D C song, I don't know. I'm letting
Speaker 1: you know that when you connect from Shazam for this song,
Speaker 1: there's a problem. But if you guys want to check
Speaker 1: it out to see if it's all a C D
Speaker 1: C songs. I don't know if it's it's a new
Speaker 1: thing an old thing. Just want to let you know. Thanks. Now,
Speaker 1: I've done my part right, that's it. That's all you
Speaker 1: can do. I mean, I wouldn't stress over it any further.
Speaker 1: So here's what I got back hither David, Thanks for
Speaker 1: getting in touch. We know it's not cool when your
Speaker 1: Spotify app it's not working seamlessly. Don't worry. Resolving issues
Speaker 1: is what we're best at. Well, it's not my issue.
Speaker 1: First off, we appreciate your effort in sending us a
Speaker 1: screenshot of what's happening. Okay, uh with that? Have you
Speaker 1: tried using other devices different internet connection? Also, does the
Speaker 1: issue persist if you tried searching the said song manually
Speaker 1: directly in our app? Please also make sure that both
Speaker 1: the app that that the app is up to date.
Speaker 1: We're eager to get this sore it out. We'll keep
Speaker 1: an eye off of your response. So I wrote back,
Speaker 1: Dear Spotify, I do not have time to investigate this problem.
Speaker 1: I'm not It's not my WiFi connection? What what reference?
Speaker 1: What would it matter what my data connection was your
Speaker 1: app isn't searching properly, okay. I don't know if the
Speaker 1: app is updated or not. I mean it is updated, right,
Speaker 1: but that's not Go just do a search see if
Speaker 1: it works for you. So I wrote back, I, I really,
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in helping you. I'm sorry. I don't
Speaker 1: have the time. I gave you. As much information is
Speaker 1: more than how many people would even give that much
Speaker 1: information scary and a screenshot. No one would even come
Speaker 1: close to putting that much energy into it, that's correct,
Speaker 1: so they So I wrote them and I said, I
Speaker 1: don't want to help you anymore. Basically politely, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to help Okay. They wrote back, Hello, David,
Speaker 1: thanks for getting back to us. Kindly send us a
Speaker 1: video clip of what's showing from your end so we
Speaker 1: can investigate further. It's also best to try searching other
Speaker 1: songs to check if the issue still persists. We'll be
Speaker 1: on the lookout for your response. So I wrote back again,
Speaker 1: and I said again, I'm not gonna send you a
Speaker 1: video clip. I sent you a screenshot and I detailed
Speaker 1: in my explanation and I told you I didn't want
Speaker 1: to be more involved, but now you're making me send
Speaker 1: another email I'd like to move on, love your app,
Speaker 1: have a nice day. Then they wrote me back, thanks
Speaker 1: for recently contacting Spotify customer service. We would love to
Speaker 1: hear your feedback about how we did in helping you
Speaker 1: with your question you chasing your chail. How they want
Speaker 1: me to fill out a survey to let them know
Speaker 1: how they didn't listen to what I said because it's
Speaker 1: all done by bots. I mean, we've had this. This
Speaker 1: is the same conversation over and over again with these
Speaker 1: customer service that are on autopilot, where they're just algorithms
Speaker 1: or they're looking for certain keywords and phrases. They take
Speaker 1: up on certain things, and they're not gonna they're not
Speaker 1: really answering your question. They referenced my screenshot, they referenced right,
Speaker 1: the referenced it's still on. But he's no, there's no
Speaker 1: human behind this. That's not true. Maybe not these, but
Speaker 1: every time I've written written them about a song being
Speaker 1: miscategorized before or or like. Okay, so one of my
Speaker 1: favorite bands is T n T. It's a glam metal
Speaker 1: band from the eighties, hand metal band. When I went
Speaker 1: to their folder, there was a Latin DJ group called
Speaker 1: T n T. Their songs were in the same folder.
Speaker 1: I emailed them the problem. I got an email back
Speaker 1: within an hour. We see the problem. We're gonna fix it.
Speaker 1: And then later that day it was fixed. And then
Speaker 1: another time I saw two bands with the same name,
Speaker 1: We're in the same folder. They corrected it. They sent
Speaker 1: me a thank you note. It was customized to me.
Speaker 1: It was not a bot. This situation pissed me off.
Speaker 1: No end. You try to do a nice thing and
Speaker 1: they try to bleed you dry. Am I right, you're right, Brodie,
Speaker 1: But you're not gonna change the world. This is gonna try. No,
Speaker 1: you're not. You're not. It's not gonna happen. It's not
Speaker 1: gonna happen. You just you know what, sometimes you used
Speaker 1: to need to lay down and roll over and just
Speaker 1: like you know, sometimes you need to take it in
Speaker 1: the ass. I'm not I'm not gonna take that recommendation,
Speaker 1: but you know what I'm saying. But because just let them,
Speaker 1: let them, let them cram their bullshit, no time comes
Speaker 1: and then just walk away say you know what, I tried,
Speaker 1: I did my part. I'm a good americanounced about I did,
Speaker 1: I did. I Well, listen, I did give up. I did,
Speaker 1: but I'm I usually win. You know that. You remember
Speaker 1: that story I told you about the woman who wanted
Speaker 1: me to discount the chairs because she wanted to pay
Speaker 1: to have them reupholstered. Yes, well I won that one.
Speaker 1: You know why, because I didn't sell him to her.
Speaker 1: And last week a woman came and said, I'm going
Speaker 1: to reaphulseter the chairs. When can I come get him? Uh?
Speaker 1: And she came and I said, I told her the story.
Speaker 1: She says, well, my husband's an upholsterer, he's gonna do
Speaker 1: it personal. I got full price for the chairs and
Speaker 1: I sold them to an upholsterer. Finally, you got some closure.
Speaker 1: You lost a little a few hairs while you were
Speaker 1: at it. That's not what you went a little grayer.
Speaker 1: But you know what, you got your cash. You gotta
Speaker 1: pay day. Look, we're we're running late. Hereath, I got
Speaker 1: I got one story, which will do right after this,
Speaker 1: Right after this. Jesus, it's gonna end up on a
Speaker 1: T shirt. Okay, we have some email to podcast time management,
Speaker 1: David Brody time Management. Okay, so I want to tell
Speaker 1: you this story. I want to explain to you. Do
Speaker 1: you know what bob is Bobka is Yes? From the
Speaker 1: TV show Perfect Strangers. No, that's Balky Bobka. They had
Speaker 1: the baby Bobka episode where Balki was a Bobka baker
Speaker 1: and he had to do the Bobka song when when
Speaker 1: you're rolling out the dough, just be sure to roll.
Speaker 1: It's slow, okay, so um, Baby Bobka make you Sickopka
Speaker 1: was also featured in an episode of Seinfeld. It's it's
Speaker 1: a chocolate e that's chocolate on. It could have chocolate undertones,
Speaker 1: but it's it's a cakey. It's a Bobka is a
Speaker 1: sweet braided bread or cake which originated in the Jewish
Speaker 1: communities of Poland and Ukraine. It is popular in Israel
Speaker 1: and in the Jewish diaspora. It's Polish. It's it's jew bread.
Speaker 1: It's an oscar Nazzi thing. Okay, you can either Usually
Speaker 1: it's either chocolate within the fold or cinnamon. It's within
Speaker 1: the folds right, cinnamon. Like your people, scary Italians would
Speaker 1: never like on Christmas have like a ham and a bobka.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, my family likes a lot of
Speaker 1: things that are not a Catholic I understand that, but
Speaker 1: they wouldn't. It's traditionally it's in Jewish. You wouldn't go
Speaker 1: into an Italian Calandra's. They're not they're not sound Bobka. Okay,
Speaker 1: so when you see bob Okay, when you go to
Speaker 1: a Jews house, you might bring a nice Bobka chocolate
Speaker 1: bob Seinfeld said. The choco Bombka doesn't take cinnamon Bomba
Speaker 1: doesn't take a back seat to the choco Obopka. A
Speaker 1: chocolate Bobka is fantastic, Cinemaboka is pretty good. So Jewish
Speaker 1: Bobka Bobka is like, could not be any more Jewish.
Speaker 1: If it's name is Moishe Bobka, it's it's on the
Speaker 1: same level as Google. So, uh, I was I was invited.
Speaker 1: We were invited to a to a friends Thanksgiving Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, a little pre Thanksgiving dinner at
Speaker 1: a friend's house. Okay, So I go to Whole Foods.
Speaker 1: They told me I was in charge of dessert. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a peacamp pie, maybe a pumpkin pie,
Speaker 1: maybe both, Please do eat. I'm in the produce section, okay,
Speaker 1: and on the ledge, you know the produce Sometimes it's
Speaker 1: in like square boxes and they put ice in it. Right,
Speaker 1: there's a square box and un diagonally on the corner
Speaker 1: of the box is a chocolate bobka. Now this is
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the store, random rab. There's a
Speaker 1: couple of people in the general area, but there's nobody
Speaker 1: looking at the bobka, just sitting there by it. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is a this is a it's a
Speaker 1: sign from God. Get the bobka and bring it to
Speaker 1: your friend's house. They would like a good Jewish bopka. Okay,
Speaker 1: I go and put my hand on the bobka to
Speaker 1: put it in my cart, and I hear this, yo man,
Speaker 1: that's mab bobka. Let me guess it was the last
Speaker 1: person around you that you would think that was what
Speaker 1: he was was ordering the I would say to you
Speaker 1: describing the man, Uh not a fan. He was a
Speaker 1: six ft six at least obviously he was. He was
Speaker 1: a black gentleman. And I in the word these words
Speaker 1: have never proceeded the word bobka, yo man' that's how
Speaker 1: exactly what he said. That's great. He sounded like a
Speaker 1: little exhaquille O'Neil. I was like in a cultural melting pot.
Speaker 1: So I turned around. I'm I thought he was joking,
Speaker 1: honestly in my life growing up. First of all, he
Speaker 1: knew the name of it. He knew it was Bobska
Speaker 1: my life. Listen, not only have I never seen an
Speaker 1: Italian person grab a Bobka in my recollection, I have
Speaker 1: certainly never seen a black man grab a Bopka. And
Speaker 1: he said it like like I would say, like, hey,
Speaker 1: that's my Bobka. He said it like this was his
Speaker 1: pride and joy for the evening, this was his life
Speaker 1: kiss home runs like he was like, yo, man, that's
Speaker 1: my bob Did you ask him where to find the
Speaker 1: rest of him? No? I knew where they were there
Speaker 1: in the bakery section, but I was like, it's right
Speaker 1: there by the produce. So I was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna grab grab the vodka. But what was he
Speaker 1: Why did he Why was it unclaimed? Why was it
Speaker 1: not in his card? Because I think he put it
Speaker 1: down for a second, Because was when I walked into
Speaker 1: the area, I noticed he was talking to a friend
Speaker 1: or somebody else. Okay, that's it's like, put the bodka
Speaker 1: down and I walked off. I'm like, because you know,
Speaker 1: you look around. Right, you look around if there's an
Speaker 1: empty cart, right you go anybody looking like you? Look around?
Speaker 1: Anybody did know it's an empty car? Why why are
Speaker 1: you so fascinated by this? Is it the fact that
Speaker 1: this man is the last person on earth that you
Speaker 1: thought would be buying a vodka? Yes, that is correct,
Speaker 1: and not because I look. He may be Jewish Jewish,
Speaker 1: which is fine. Yeah, he could be. You could be
Speaker 1: black and Jewish, but Colin Kaepernick is Jewish. You to understand,
Speaker 1: you have to understand something. But I grew up in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: which wasn't called and of course we grew up in
Speaker 1: our little circles and people in the neighborhood, and I
Speaker 1: understand that. But there a lot of thing that my
Speaker 1: my parents did, and my father is we would we
Speaker 1: would enjoy the delicacies of other nations. We would drive
Speaker 1: all the way. We would drive all the way to
Speaker 1: at the time green Point, Brooklyn, which we had a
Speaker 1: very big Polish and we would go to a place
Speaker 1: called White Eagle Provisions. And I would walk in the
Speaker 1: store and you know, I'm used to the Italian pastries
Speaker 1: and the cold cuts, and the Italian this, and you know,
Speaker 1: the superside of the chicken palm. I used to delis
Speaker 1: like that. But but we would go into these Polish
Speaker 1: places where I would get a whole new perspective on life.
Speaker 1: And my father would order some Polish delicacies from behind
Speaker 1: the counter and said, oh, give me a little bit
Speaker 1: of that. And I learned over the years we would
Speaker 1: go into the Russian neighborhoods and order chicken Kiev. I
Speaker 1: would bring my father to bring home. Chicken Kiev is
Speaker 1: pretty close to chicken color. But I was beautiful, it
Speaker 1: was wonderful. It had a very different taste to it. Yes,
Speaker 1: and that's like a Russian dish. You know what. We
Speaker 1: went by the way, Chicken Kiev is now pronounced chicken Kiev.
Speaker 1: Didn't know you is pronounced Kiev and didn't know that well.
Speaker 1: So but my what I was getting at was I'm
Speaker 1: the last person on earth that you would think would
Speaker 1: be ordering the chicken Kiev or the Kiev, the chicken Kiev.
Speaker 1: But I learned about Mediterranean food, about about you know,
Speaker 1: Israeli and Greek, and you know Russian and Polish and
Speaker 1: all all this stuff. So I have learned this over time,
Speaker 1: and I was learned learned to keep an open mind
Speaker 1: about other people, and I e I eat food from
Speaker 1: other cultures. Also, if I hear a guy say yo
Speaker 1: man's I'll tell you why it's different, I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: not thinking twice. I'm not flinching. In fact, I'm actually amused.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you go. Is the thing that if
Speaker 1: you're not Jewish, you weren't understand this. Necessarily everybody eats
Speaker 1: Italian food, right, Everybody eats Mexican food, text max Spanish food,
Speaker 1: they were like French food. They were a bigger culture.
Speaker 1: Yours bigger, bigger types of food group cultures, uh that
Speaker 1: people eat. Right, You don't necessarily eat food from Indonesia.
Speaker 1: You might, right, but it's not as popular as Chinese
Speaker 1: food of Japanese. Correct. Okay, there's tears of food, there's
Speaker 1: levels of cultural food. It's all great. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: Indonesian food is not as good as Chinese food. It's
Speaker 1: just not as Americanized and as popular in America. Okay.
Speaker 1: So Jewish food I think has a stigma that people like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that matza? Balls? What's matza? They
Speaker 1: don't even know what it is? They like people don't
Speaker 1: know what a kinisia is outside. And that's why I
Speaker 1: love I love it so much. I I I'm a
Speaker 1: glutton for Jewish. When you grew up in Brooklyn with
Speaker 1: his Jews, everyone is huge Jewish community. Guess my point was,
Speaker 1: I I I am not accustomed to non Jews eating
Speaker 1: Jewish food understood. And so when this man was like, yo,
Speaker 1: man as my popka, I was like, what what I
Speaker 1: thought he was joking with me. I thought he was
Speaker 1: like an employee. He was like, I'll watch me, let
Speaker 1: me a fool as Jewish kid here and just watch
Speaker 1: a freaking that's hysterical. That's great. Did you have a
Speaker 1: conversation with him? No, I said, I just said, oh,
Speaker 1: you're like Bobka. I said, it's good. Here He's like
Speaker 1: it's great. I was like, okay, great good. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get my own things. Trust him because he's not you.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you never you never know, but you
Speaker 1: know it's similar. Just throw me so now, I don't
Speaker 1: think I'll have a look at a bopka again. And
Speaker 1: not I I don't think to myself. Some of them
Speaker 1: sweet smelling pastries I've had or tasted and smelled was
Speaker 1: in a Portuguese bakery in uh in the Iron Bound
Speaker 1: section of New York. I walked to Portuguese Portuguese bakery.
Speaker 1: They have these awesome little Oh my god, they have
Speaker 1: a little cream inside these little little You like Cuban food?
Speaker 1: H Yes, I do? I love? I love. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: mean I'm gonna say rope. I'm gonna say the obvious stuff, right. So,
Speaker 1: so I didn't eat Cuban food till about five six years.
Speaker 1: Food is great. I like my because you know what's
Speaker 1: on a Cuban sandwich. Mustard and pickles, keep things. This
Speaker 1: is one thing, okay, But growing up, when I heard
Speaker 1: Cuban sandwich and it had I thought mustard and pickles.
Speaker 1: Why would I like Cuban food If their signature sandwich
Speaker 1: has two things I hate? Why would I do? I
Speaker 1: assumed Cuban food was a lot of pickles and mustard.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. So then when I got older, I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, Cuban food is steak and different plantains.
Speaker 1: I love Cuban a lot of stuff. But Cuban food
Speaker 1: again not as popular as Mexican food in America. No terrific.
Speaker 1: But I so Jewish food. Listen, you can go to.
Speaker 1: I would say of America does not have Jewish food
Speaker 1: or Jewish people have tasted Jewish food, right right, Like
Speaker 1: I said, I knew a woman who will moved from Jersey.
Speaker 1: Was That's why I told everybody when they come to
Speaker 1: New York, they gotta go to Saidel's going to cats
Speaker 1: His Deli, not Saidel's. You don't go to foo food
Speaker 1: to start. You don't go to the fooful place. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Alright, I got that challenge like other way.
Speaker 1: It didn't explain to that. Explank you you're talking over
Speaker 1: the jingle. Damn it. It's from explain it. Okay. Kiev
Speaker 1: used to be part of the Soviet Union, but now
Speaker 1: it's part of Ukraine and they have a different dialect, right,
Speaker 1: so they're called Kiev. Right, it's k y I V
Speaker 1: now where it used to be k I e v. Okay. Hold,
Speaker 1: I'll take the man rush like talking over the jingles
Speaker 1: like you've got when we keep talking. On always emails
Speaker 1: at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com, Rebecca
Speaker 1: Chan writes to us it says, please thank the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys really appreciate you for addressing the mispronunciation of pang
Speaker 1: shoe eyes name in the media. As a child of
Speaker 1: Chinese immigrants, people constantly pete constantly, People constantly mispronounced and
Speaker 1: misspell my parents names. While I understand that these mistakes
Speaker 1: can happen, the stakes are higher when it comes to
Speaker 1: the new is. Mispronouncing a name and one that is
Speaker 1: actually not that complicated if someone just took an extra
Speaker 1: few seconds to fact check comes off as dismissive and disrespectful,
Speaker 1: especially given the circumstances. Thank you, Rebecca. Yes, and we're
Speaker 1: she's talking about p e n g s h U
Speaker 1: a I where people were calling her ping sway because
Speaker 1: of feng shui, and and but we know it's peng Shui.
Speaker 1: I get that right, Yeah, Well you know what? Um?
Speaker 1: Do you know who? Uh? Well, you don't watch the
Speaker 1: Daily Show. Well, one of the correspondents on the Daily
Speaker 1: Show is Um. I want to get his His background
Speaker 1: is Indian, is Indian descent. His name on the Daily
Speaker 1: Show was a Samanage right. As a comedian, he was
Speaker 1: a Samanage right. Well, now he has his own show
Speaker 1: in a bigger career and he's not on the Daily
Speaker 1: Show anymore. And he was on the Tonight Show about
Speaker 1: a month ago. And Jimmy Fallon says, coming up on
Speaker 1: the show, let Yemen Hassan Minha. So wait a minut
Speaker 1: it So I said, what how does Jimmy Fallon not
Speaker 1: not how to pronounced his guests name Hassan Minhaj. So
Speaker 1: he comes out and he goes, your name is Hassan Minhaj. Right,
Speaker 1: he goes yep, he said, they americanized my name. Oh
Speaker 1: but his name is actually Hassan Minha, brother of Nikki.
Speaker 1: Is that the cousin not Minaj Minhaj said Mina, anyway,
Speaker 1: she's French. That's manage. Craig Brosler wrote to us on email.
Speaker 1: I saw this while scrolling through Facebook instantly though out
Speaker 1: of you, guys. It's a huge sign that someone put
Speaker 1: up professional and it's an a T M machine available inside. Yes,
Speaker 1: I saw that. That's hilarious. Brandy Simmons with the Simons
Speaker 1: with the typo police. Um, listen. I want to say.
Speaker 1: My stepdad passed away recently after the long battle with Parkinson's.
Speaker 1: One thing we shared was our sense of humor. He
Speaker 1: was in and out of I see you for weeks
Speaker 1: and was bored out of his mind. I played him
Speaker 1: a few of the brodies rants and the stories from
Speaker 1: that you guys tell. The first was the ups story,
Speaker 1: one of the few times he left in his final
Speaker 1: few weeks. It is the gift. I cannot thank you
Speaker 1: guys enough for um anyway, that's yeah. And then she
Speaker 1: goes into a typo that she saw on the TV
Speaker 1: show Hoarders. That's from Brandy Wikowski and that was it's
Speaker 1: a visual but they spelled orders wrong. Hey, um, before
Speaker 1: we get out of here, should we make a shirt
Speaker 1: that with a picture of a bobca It says, yo,
Speaker 1: man has my Bob? Yo Man? That's Bob. I don't
Speaker 1: know it. Mike sell about three my one. Okay, let's see.
Speaker 1: I gotta go, okay, okay, alright. So, dear Beery and Scrody, understand,
Speaker 1: you guys work hard and often and often, but I
Speaker 1: greatly appreciate you getting off your asses and getting back
Speaker 1: to work. I need new Brooklyn Boys. Podcasts. Don't take vacations.
Speaker 1: I love your off time. But please that he wants
Speaker 1: us to issue a podcast on a non working week. Um,
Speaker 1: I've done that in the past. We couldn't do it
Speaker 1: this time. I'm getting I'm ready. This is what he
Speaker 1: wrote when we were on vacation. I'm ready for you
Speaker 1: to get back behind the mic and talk some ship
Speaker 1: for fox sake. I know there's gotta be a ton
Speaker 1: of stories from the past couple of weeks. Uh, Brody
Speaker 1: and Squary, Scary and Brody, Beery and Scroty and Scrody
Speaker 1: and Beery. Thank you so much. So that goes for you,
Speaker 1: Chris Travers, We're back. What can we say for you? Um?
Speaker 1: Then we have one other one if I may gotta go. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: my last one, Okay, alright, alright, Brody and Scary. I
Speaker 1: love the Bizarro episode one episode where Brody is healthy
Speaker 1: and Scary is less bougie. Brodie's eating healthy Scaries less bougie.
Speaker 1: But I do have a gripe with Scary. My last name,
Speaker 1: Della Bernarda is a class Italian name, and Scary thought
Speaker 1: it was Jewish, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 1: Take his Italian card away, Brody totally joking. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: I miss pronounce your named Brian Della Bernarda, but there
Speaker 1: you go. I thought he was Jewish and um and
Speaker 1: finally Paola says, oh my god, love you guys. Go
Speaker 1: benson Hurst I recently visited a friend in the Poconos.
Speaker 1: We went to a Dunkin Donuts and she placed her order,
Speaker 1: which was three large cough, he's in a couple of
Speaker 1: a couple of sandwiches. The girl at the window told
Speaker 1: her to please drive up and park in the handicap
Speaker 1: parking area. I lost my ship. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: don't you dare pull up. This is a drive through,
Speaker 1: not a park through. My friend, who doesn't listen to
Speaker 1: you guys, who now she now does, did not understand
Speaker 1: why I lost my ship, but of course I explained it,
Speaker 1: and she thought it was ridiculous to get upset, and anyway,
Speaker 1: it was pretty funny. I got upset. She didn't. But
Speaker 1: I listened to your podcast Wonderful Love you guys, been
Speaker 1: listening since episode zero. I'm up on number nine, number
Speaker 1: seventy six right now. Love Paula d no relation to
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Speaker 1: RAO sponsor hits the bench. What the what are you
Speaker 1: doing to me? What the fun is that all about?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What are you doing? Brodie? The hell. Hey, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, that's not right. Hello. He fucking left me
Speaker 1: here by myself. I can't end it like that, Okay.
Speaker 1: I just want the slicest to know that Dave Brody
Speaker 1: did inappropriate fucking commercial for himself a sponsor on the
Speaker 1: way out when it was too late to hate the jingle.
Speaker 1: And I don't even have a jingle for him. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have a jingle, Maide, and we're gonna play the
Speaker 1: jingle on Brodie next time. Funk that guy.