WEBVTT - Episode 8 - Cheeseburger Salad 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:08.319 Welcome to Get It to Dutch, a screenwriter's Journey. I'm Mark, 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:11.560 I'm Greg, I'm Brendan, and we are a team of 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:14.200 Hollywood screenwriters who meet every week to read from an 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:16.480 original screenplay that one of us has written. We give 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:19.160 notes and rank the scripts, and of course, at the 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:21.119 end of the season, we were going to pitch the 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:25.160 best script to the now deceased Dutch Huxley. But luckily 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:27.280 his son Duck is still alive as far as we know, 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:29.240 so hopefully we will be pitching it to him. We 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:35.080 had a pretty exciting, tumultuous, crazy week, so let's jump 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:40.000 right into new business. What the fuck? Greg? Hey, what 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:41.000 the holy fuck? 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:44.000 We were all supposed to go to Joshua Tree smooth 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:48.240 things over with Duck, together as a group, and Duck 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:50.720 and Greg no show. What the fuck happened? 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:52.479 He didn't show up? Is what happened? 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:54.680 Well, I was in Joshua Tree with Duck. I just 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:56.080 didn't connect with you, guys. 0:00:57.240 --> 0:01:01.280 What the hell? That was the point? You owe us money? 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:02.040 You shall pay? 0:01:02.200 --> 0:01:05.520 Where were you? What happened with Duck? And what the fuck? 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:08.160 You know what? Guys? Before I answer that, let me 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:10.600 ask you this, did you have a good time. 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:11.720 An amazing game. 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:16.680 It's a beautiful national park, absolutely unbelievable. Desert is so peaceful. 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:19.280 Being in Mars, I've never seen so many stars. 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:21.280 To be there with Mark was fantastic. 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:23.160 We got so many little antlers. 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:25.720 Oh wow, just loaded with him. I got an awesome 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:28.360 T shirt that cost eighty bucks. Unfortunately I ripped it 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:29.760 in the damn laundry. 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:32.320 This it's a shame. That looks so good. 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:33.520 It looked awesome on me. 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:37.000 We had a classic American fare at Pappy and Harriet's. 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:40.520 The Rolling Stones showed up and did a set. I 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:44.760 got to do my Micjagger impersonation for Mick Jagger and 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:45.920 he said, well are you going? 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:49.120 He loved it. He wouldn't let us take a selfie, 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:50.440 but otherwise it was great. 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:52.360 Well it sounds great, guys, I don't know what you're 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:53.360 freaking out about. 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:54.200 Unbelievable. 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.720 We had to uber both ways. You were supposed to 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:57.400 drive us. 0:01:57.640 --> 0:01:59.960 Let me tell you something. This guy's a goddamned delight 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.560 to hang out with. He knows things about wines. He 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:03.600 knows names of wines. 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:06.120 Mark, Yes, yes, and what it. 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:08.639 Tastes good with. I had a meal with a wine 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:10.799 that he recommended in my mouth exploded. 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:12.640 Bring some of that expertise back to here, because the 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:14.120 wine around this apartment is awful. 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:17.120 I've had enough, man, I have had enough where we 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:19.040 should pay for our uber both ways. 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:21.160 I'm not gonna pay for your uber dip. 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:23.480 Into the tidy sum my man. 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:23.720 I don't believe in. 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:25.520 Don't you have stock and uber? No? 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:26.919 I have stock and men in a van? 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:28.919 What the fuck is man in a van? 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:30.920 Men with fans who pick you up and take you 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:32.680 where you need to go. I think it's self explanatory. 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:34.959 It's all in the title. Oh actually, right now, it's 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:36.399 just one man and one van. 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:37.480 Tell what happened. 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:41.240 Sorry, guys, I did not connect with you. Sometimes, you know, 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.520 you have to you have to play the vibes, and 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:45.639 the vibes weren't right. We went to Duck's house out 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:49.560 in the desert, his beautiful mirrored Joshua Tree retreat, and 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:50.840 we're cool. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:52.840 Now, why didn't you invite us? Yeah? 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:54.800 Well it's hard to find because it's reflective. 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:57.399 Yeah, but if we were with you there, we could 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:58.960 have taken the journey together. 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:02.160 Well, they're also wasn't enough room in my slingshot two 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:03.840 seats one product one for me. 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:06.400 In case you missed it, Greg is leasing a slingshot 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:08.919 which looks like a Batman car. 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:10.440 It looks better than a Batman car. 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:12.760 It really does well. What happened? What happened? 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:15.440 Look, guys, Duck and I had a lot of things 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:17.040 to work out. We took a bunch of drugs, We 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:19.919 built a fire, and then we had a ceremony. We 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:22.919 had a shamanic ceremony, and a lot of stuff comes 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:23.480 up in those. 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:24.960 What came up. 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:28.000 What came up for him was that I was treating 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:30.160 him like a steps on and he doesn't need that 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:30.800 right now. 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:32.800 How are you treating him like a step So? 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:35.480 I tossle his hair. I always ask him to play catch, 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:39.080 I go to his baseball games. I buy him ice cream. 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:42.480 That's a grown man, yeah, Gregg and older than you. Yeah. 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:45.200 I told him if he masturbated too much, he'd go blind, 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:47.720 and if he didn't, he'd go completely animal crackers like 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:48.640 markedad that one time. 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:51.880 Here's a good little role for everybody about masturbation. There's 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:53.800 a rule about watching her hair. You shouldn't watch her 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:55.600 every day. That's something I learned as mike hair started 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:58.440 falling out, so go every other day. Here's a nice 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:01.280 little rhyme for you. If your hair is so nope, nope, nope. 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:02.760 If your hair is dry, let it fly. 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:06.880 This just turned into a completely different podcast anyway, guys. 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:09.560 The headline is he didn't like that. I could see 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:11.240 what and I can see why he didn't want that. 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:14.840 Right now, his dad just died and I'm with his mom, 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:19.080 and so I agreed that I would stop treating him 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:21.039 like a steps on and start treating him like my 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:25.480 best friend again. Okay, And he agreed to give us 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:26.480 a first look deal. 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:27.480 Wo. 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:34.120 Yes, I got us a first look Wow, first first 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:34.680 look deal. 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.599 Deal do we get paid for that? What is? What's 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:39.720 the first. 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:42.719 Going to be the first one to look at anything 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:45.719 we bring to him? Guys? And he's gonna buy it? 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:47.560 Wasn't he already gonna look at Well, he. 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:50.360 Was gonna be, but not officially not he not first. 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:53.440 He's first in line and he's first to buy or 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:58.839 the listener, the listeners first. When someone has the first. 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:05.600 First look at a script script and we don't film it, 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:07.000 definitely he reads it. 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:09.440 He reads the script and he doesn't see the movie. 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:11.840 Basically, he wants to be the guy that looks through 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:14.200 the first thing that comes through the door and from Oh, 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:18.080 and we get money, get that look. 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:20.760 Look we get he gets to look at it, He 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:22.480 gets to look at what happens if someone else looks 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:23.800 at it before he looks at it. 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:25.400 Oh, then that's not good. 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:27.960 So we are not allowed to like pass this to 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:29.280 friend Steve nodit or and. 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:30.359 They have to sign something. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.000 You know. I asked him that, but at that point 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:35.520 he was crouching on top of a rock and saying, 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:38.240 if he screamed the right tone, he could be one 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:38.719 with God. 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:41.840 I believe it out there. I really believe God is anywhere. 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:42.920 He's in Joshua Tree. 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:45.000 Believe me, guys, this is better than a second look deal. 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:46.599 What is a second look deal? 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:48.800 That's where you sign a deal where the studio says, 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:50.640 if you can get any other studio to look at 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:53.640 this and pass, then we'll take a look at it. 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:56.760 So the studio is basically saying, we wouldn't give you 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:57.599 one foot out the door. 0:05:57.800 --> 0:05:58.839 So it's an open door. 0:05:59.000 --> 0:05:59.880 One out the door. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:01.640 It's more like a closed door, but you're welcome to 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:02.200 knock on it. 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:04.240 If you've already gone in the door. They want you 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:06.320 out of the door before they let you knock on 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:06.720 their door. 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:09.920 Look, what Duck is saying is closed door. 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:11.120 That's good. 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:12.400 He said, it is a closed door. You have to 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:14.120 knock on it, which is and if. 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:15.040 You kind of have to knock on it, and you 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:16.560 can hear him brustling around inside. 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:19.440 They're in there though, Yeah, in there. 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:21.880 They sometimes are pretending not to be in there. 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:23.599 Are you allowed to open it if it's not locked? 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:25.680 And that's always kind of a question depends on what studio. 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:26.960 What can you pop your head in. 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:28.880 If you pop your head in, you might not like 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:31.679 what you see. That's so better to knock. 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:33.560 But that's not our deal. 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:37.840 That's a second looking everyone in there. 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:40.039 So Douck is saying, you get me the script. I'll 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:41.440 look at it and I'll buy it. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:42.120 I'll buy it. 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.599 Well, I don't know actually if he'll buy it. 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:48.440 Just to reset the initial point of this podcast was 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:52.800 to get a script to Dutch, who's now dead. But 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:55.960 now we're in bed with his son Duck as we 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.520 are Greg used to be in bed with his mom 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:02.440 still him and that's fine because we're all in bed 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:04.360 with Doc and that's great. 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:07.560 Yeah, Well, is it his comfy under the sheets. 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:08.280 That sure is. 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:12.000 Yeah. I mean you should feel those sheets. They're unbelievable. 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:14.040 They're two thousand thread count. 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:17.120 Okay, well I'm pumped, So let's get into this week's script, 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:20.320 which is Brendan's Hey, why don't you set it up 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:20.760 for us? 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:23.679 Well, I am dipping a toe and a little something 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:27.800 called horror excellent. Tell Yeah, So I wrote this a 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:29.840 couple of weeks ago. I came up with this idea 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:32.760 on my Uber ride home. It was that day we 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:34.360 all went out to lunch. You guys remember that we 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:36.200 decided to go get something healthy for lunch. 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:36.760 No. 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:39.040 I bought that teeseburger and I asked them to put 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:43.080 it on my salad. Mm no, do you don't remember that? 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:43.520 I think? 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:45.240 So I went to Burger Mystery. 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:46.480 Oh I guess I kind of. 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:50.040 Oh yeah, that's the one where you get a mystery Burger. Yeah. 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:52.200 They spin this giant wheel and whatever it lands on, 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:53.920 you got to get that. I ended up with a 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:56.360 triple cheese bacon barbecue. 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:58.480 Sauce, and all the waiters are famous TV detectives. 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:00.920 No, no, no, no, that style m for Burger. I 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:02.680 love that place too. Every time I go there. I 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:05.560 get Colombo though, and he actually is a pretty good detective. 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:08.680 You know, he's always like, oh I noticed it stumbled 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:11.760 when he asked for the mixed greens. You really want 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:14.560 loaded bacon fries, don't you. He's always right now. Yeah, 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:16.680 he's actually a really good detective. I keep telling him 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:18.040 to get the hell out of there. He's a better 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.960 detective than a waiter never refills my iced tea a 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:21.480 second time. 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:25.560 I always get McNulty from the wire. 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:26.520 Oh. 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:28.640 Yeah, he's always hitting on whoever i'm with. 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:32.439 Yeah, he's always like, hey, hey, we got to get 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:34.559 this guy some ketchup for these fries. 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:39.040 Snot Yeah, it's like a British accent trying to. 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:49.880 There's dead people in the shipping contato. Okay, it only 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:53.640 sounded like he needed an affronsh McNaughty. 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:55.440 Mcnaughte. 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:58.160 Where did we go Trey Ho's tacos? 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:00.400 No? We went to Richard Jenkin salad bags? 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:03.960 Was that where we went? Why are celebrities making restaurants? 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:05.160 Are those guys celebrities? 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:05.480 Yes? 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:05.920 He's great. 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:07.640 Richard Jenks Jenkins is great. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:10.120 Every time I see that guy, I forget he makes movies. 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:11.560 I always think he's a state senator. 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:13.920 Yeah, well he's in everything. He's in a Cohen Brothers 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:14.960 movie for a couple minutes. 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:17.800 All right, well, okay, and he was in Six Feet 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:20.200 Under for a couple of minutes. Oh yeah, he was. 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:22.960 He was in Shape of Water for a couple of minutes. 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:25.440 He was in Burn After Reading for a couple of minutes. 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:28.240 He was in the Visitor. It seemed like a couple 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:29.760 of minutes, but it was actually the whole movie. 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:32.240 He was the dad and stepbrothers for a couple of minutes. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.920 That guy. Yeah right, he's not a senator. 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.920 No, he played a senator in Kong Skull Island, I 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:38.840 think for a couple of minutes. 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:41.040 That's right, Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of. 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:51.600 So let's set up this horror movie. 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:53.480 Okay, why don't we go right off the top. I 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:56.280 think we're just gonna get ourselves into the world. This 0:09:56.320 --> 0:10:00.239 is a little movie called Fat Pig, and it's about 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:04.840 a bullied teenager named Gordon Schlumpley and this classic R 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:08.640 movie trope small town and his family is a bit 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:12.480 odd and has maybe some mysterious powers. Oh and then 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:15.360 the town is shook to its core when a series 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:19.240 of grizzly murders start to happen. Excellent, So I like 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:22.600 to take you guys right into the top. Scene one meat. 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:26.160 Gordon Schlumpley, an unpopular teenager. 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:28.160 Okay, great, that's what it says here. 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:31.360 All right, Mark, would you mind doing stage or extra 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:32.760 putting those golden pipes of that? 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:33.319 All right? 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:36.959 Very nice? And Greg, put your west golden pipes to 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:38.600 the parts I highlighted there for you. 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:40.000 Brass pipe song. 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:43.240 Rusty Brown. All right here we in copper. 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:43.840 Ladies and gentlemen. 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:50.679 Fat pig. Exterior, dilapidated house night. Gordon schlumpy an unpopular, overweighteen, 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:53.520 opens a rusty old gate and sadly shuffles up the 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:56.520 walkway to the house. His t shirt is torn. He 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:59.640 looks dirty and beat up. He clumps up the rotting 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:02.960 wood steps of his house, opens the door and walks in. 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:05.840 Interior continuous Gordon throws his bag down and starts to 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:09.400 head up the staircase. He pauses, tears fill his eyes. 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:11.520 We zoom in tight to his eyes, so we all 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:15.200 know we're flashing back in time. Exterior open field. Today 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:18.839 we see Gordon surrounded by bullies, Marv and Craig toss 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:23.040 poor Gordon's backpack back and forth as three beautiful girls Amanda, 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:28.680 Doris and Sarah cackle shoelessly twirling in the grass. Craig says, can. 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:30.720 You believe he actually has books in this thing? Marv 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:33.600 I thought this was his feedbag, stufful of doughnuts. 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:37.960 Don't cry, GORDA, We're just making sure you get some exercise, bud. 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:41.040 As Gordon lunges for the bag, Marv side steps him 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:43.960 and trips him. The portly doof plops into a pile 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:46.560 of mud, face first. Craig takes the book bag and 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:50.400 unloads the contents onto Gordon's head. Amanda ties back her 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:51.679 long blonde hair as she. 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:54.959 Laughs down in the mud where a pig belongs. 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:58.200 The bullies laugh and walk off their feet. Filthy we 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:00.679 zoom in on the eyes of Gordon of past and 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:04.800 returned to interior house. Gordon wipes tears away and old 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:08.520 steps groan as the big sad sack glumps all the 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:10.440 way up to the top of the winding stairs to 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:13.320 a solitary door. All the way at the top, the 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:17.160 door is adorned with strange cymbals, small paintings of fire 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:21.240 and pigs. Gordon opens the door and enters interior Grammy's room. 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:24.120 Grammy sits in an old rocking chair, staring deep into 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:27.240 a fireplace. The room is adorned with weird things like 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:30.760 skulls and shrunken heads and weird shit. The old Crone's 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:34.360 eyes snap to attention as Gordon's shadow eclipses over her. 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:39.440 Gordon, my sweet boy, that fayat hats told me much 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:42.240 of your day, Come get your sweet. 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:45.880 The old gal's hand pulls a dark, mysterious cookie from 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:48.959 a jar that looks like a cauldron. The rotund boy 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:52.240 quickly shuffles over and begins to devour the sweet from 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:55.600 her hand. As we cut to interior Amanda's kitchen. Night 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:59.679 close on Amanda's long, elegant feet as they spin the 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:02.880 girl around. She dances around her kitchen and nothing but 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:05.560 a T shirt and her underwear, singing into a spoon 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:08.320 she's using to make a yogurt parfe. 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:10.200 Shake it off, Shake it Off. 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:14.680 A loud bang on the back door rattles her the fuck. 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:17.640 She pads over to the back door and looks out nothing. 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:20.880 She shrugs and slaps her elegant floppers back over to 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:24.000 the counter that is covered in granola, avocados and yogurt 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:28.120 and shit blam. The door rattles again with a violent rumble. 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:31.600 Craig marv. If you chere fucking with me, I'll kill 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:32.400 you corroll. 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:35.480 The bottom of the door explodes as a huge pig 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:40.160 runs into the kitchen ah. The pig knocks the girl 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:43.320 to the ground. It squeals a high pitched nightmare sound 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:47.520 and snapped into her left foot. Amanda screams bloody murder. 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:51.120 Blood pours from her footless limb. She tries to crawl away, 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:53.600 but is pulled back as the swine bites into her 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:57.560 right foot. The hungry slopper takes huge chomps and munches 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:01.719 her leg down hole. Amanda's dreams turned to gurgles as 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:05.880 blood pours from her mouth, her eyes cross and go lifeless. 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:09.240 We hear the ravenous sounds of the pig feasting as 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:14.560 we fade to black exterior backyard night. We slowly fade 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:18.000 up and through the window we see the kitchen as trashed. Hell, 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:20.800 food and blood cover the floor and walls as police 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:24.280 walk about surveying the grizzly crime scene. Meanwhile, in the 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:27.840 backyard bushes, we hear grunting the camera lands on the 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:32.440 killer pig squatting to defecate. He finishes and quickly scurries away. 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:35.800 The camera stays on the pile of his excrement. The 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:40.920 dukie seems to hum an evil tone. A blonde hair 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:49.280 slowly grows out of it, and scene wading. Holy shit, man. 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:51.760 Do you have a foot? Finish? But there's so much 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:54.240 fools and that's slopping. 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:56.040 I'm just explaining what the camera seeing. 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:58.520 So they're always on the feet. Why the feet? Is 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:00.000 it like a pig's eye of you or is it? 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.160 Do you want to Yeah, it's just like it's talking 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:04.000 about her feet more than serumst tag. 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:08.680 If you have a foot fetish, Hey, no kink shaming. 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:11.880 If that's your thing to just that's your thing. Never stopped? 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:13.560 Do you what? 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:16.240 What are we? Never stop? What? Where are you going? 0:15:16.320 --> 0:15:18.960 Where's your problem? Dude? What do you not? 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:19.800 What? What do you mean? 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:19.960 Not? 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:22.520 Where are you going? What's not? Where? 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:25.440 Bring your elegant flappers back across the floor and talk 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:28.280 to us. Man, don't where's he going? I don't know 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:29.720 the fuck? What is wrong? 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:31.400 He's acting like? What is he doing? 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:33.160 Dude? You think this is I'll be. 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:35.160 Honest, he's been weird all wheat. 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:36.960 He's been really, really strange. 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:39.440 He's not returning my calls anytime I talk to him. 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:41.880 He says, nap, I never call him, but I'm sure 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:42.720 if I did, he wouldn't. 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:45.400 Now he's showing up weird with a script with two 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:46.920 assholes named Marvin Craig. 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:49.400 Oh my gosh, I just noticed that. To be honest, 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:52.080 I never really paid much attention to his character details. 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:53.800 Just the foot stuff stuck out to me. 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:56.320 Here's a theory. What do you think he's mad? We 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:59.000 laughed at his cheeseburger salad I do last week? 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:04.520 Well, because he brought a burger into Richard Jenkins salad bags. 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:07.000 You can't get burgers there, and he tore it up 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:08.200 and put it into. 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:11.240 The bread and French fries. 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:14.360 Yes, he's back back again. 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:15.600 Hey, welcome back man. 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:20.760 Boom boom boom Brodley Chipper. Everything just had to go 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:22.960 to the bathroom is cleansed. 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:26.360 Yeah, it seems so so mad is everything? Okay? Oh great? 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:30.280 No, I'm great. You guys want to keep reading this bad. 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.920 But yeah, let's do it. Yeah, set up the next scene. 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:36.040 Okay, So I want to take you a couple of 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.640 scenes down here. Flip a couple of pages here. This 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:41.920 is the scene. Everyone in town is shocked about Amanda's 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:47.040 terrible murder when shockingly, she shows back up a lot 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:51.080 of shocks. She is, you, guys never stopped well, hey man. 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:53.840 This is the podcast. Just having fun. 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:58.960 We're just having fun. What's not Just come sit back down, man, 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:00.960 I'm just messing around. 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:04.040 Yes, he's mec I'm back, guys. 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:07.320 Yeah, Oh, I just said, why'd you just go over 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:09.280 and stand in the corner looking at the wall and 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:10.400 then turned around and came back. 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:12.280 Caf got tight, wanted to stretch it out. 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:16.639 Okay, everything's fine. We're gonna take your face value. Everything's fine. 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:20.960 Okay, So everyone thinks Amanda's dead, and then she returns 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:25.480 to school alive. Oh and guess what. She's having lunch 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:28.280 with Gordon, and she's laughing at everything Gordon says, and 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:31.120 she has this weird, creepy smile every time she talks 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:35.360 to her friends. Suddenly she thinks Gordon is amazing. Her 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:39.320 friends Sarah and Doris think this is really weird. So 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:42.520 in this scene, Amanda's friends Doris and Sarah catch Gordon 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:44.680 and Amanda in the hallway and they confront them. 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:49.800 Oh fun, all right, cool interior school hallway. Later, Sarah 0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:52.159