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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This this this COVID

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Speaker 1: nine edition. And I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes that

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pokers. Yes you did catch me at a good time.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Hello? Hello? That was so Joe, But I digress.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet Arakami Shawi. No particular orders. Say hello to

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Speaker 1: Caroline Catter seven seven c CS. Stat If you had

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Speaker 1: to address an auditorium of college students regarding what to

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Speaker 1: do after graduation, what's the third thing you would encourage

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Speaker 1: them to consider? Um to like maybe take a walk

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Speaker 1: every once in a while, how long ago? Talking anywhere

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Speaker 1: from one to ten miles. Try, Hey, it's time to

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Speaker 1: make camp. Chris Alvarado's here, handsome Dan of Chris's. If

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Speaker 1: you were to name your favorite pair of shoes, what

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Speaker 1: name sounds most appropriate? Oh, jeez, your mother. I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is a real touchy issue. And to say the one,

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Speaker 1: it's a big to do. I mean, like go to

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Speaker 1: his rhyme with random myth Uh, don't give me those words.

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Speaker 1: I don't I pass. I can't you get to name

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Speaker 1: these shoes whatever name you want, not not the brand,

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Speaker 1: just name them. These are my Larry's. Oh okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: these are my Jeffies. That's easy, Okay, cool, Hey everybody,

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Speaker 1: it's James. He need time, Jimmy Red. If you could

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Speaker 1: change one thing about Joey Greer, what would it be.

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Speaker 1: I would change the fact that he really likes Mac products,

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Speaker 1: and I would bring him into a PC world and

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Speaker 1: we would run together with PC laptops and hold hands.

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Speaker 1: Uh would be con Actually, I feel like I'm tearing

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Speaker 1: up just thinking about it. If I could just ship

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Speaker 1: the video, that would be good enough for me. Holy crap,

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Speaker 1: it's cool. Stratten, the semi private dancer who was the

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Speaker 1: first famous show business person you spoke to ever. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: um gosh, that is that is um. I guess when

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Speaker 1: I was a kid, I met some people locally famous people,

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Speaker 1: that's right. I mean some Michigan State football players. So

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Speaker 1: I remember I went to one of the press days

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Speaker 1: and stuff, and my mom worked at MSS. You and like,

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Speaker 1: I have pictures of meeting like hoisted up and sitting

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Speaker 1: on their shoulder pads and stuff. Again, the state university

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Speaker 1: football player and some of them may have gone onto play.

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Speaker 1: Some of them may have, so you've you've kept an

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Speaker 1: eye on their career. That's good. It's possible. These are

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Speaker 1: all good answers. And last, but may your shoes be

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Speaker 1: one size too big. If you think of least it's

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Speaker 1: joey queer, crazy legs. Give me one more reason to

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Speaker 1: love you. I can make a mean scrambled eggs. Huh.

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Speaker 1: And what would you say is the little joey you're

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Speaker 1: a secret you might want to share? Well, the secret

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Speaker 1: I got I got from my brother in law, Andy,

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Speaker 1: who got it from a French chef. So strapping, uh,

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Speaker 1: whisk like a motherfucker. Get those air pockets in there

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Speaker 1: because that makes them fluffier and lighter, and so just

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Speaker 1: like just so when you dump them in there, So

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Speaker 1: make that sound while you're whisking whatever you want to

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Speaker 1: do to kind of get the the elbow rocking and

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Speaker 1: then they come out just so fluffy, so good. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the French shout out to Andy, I love you so

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Speaker 1: much more. Do you use your elbow when you whisk? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I strapped. Use both hands that go like this so

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Speaker 1: people can't see this. What he's doing. James is using

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Speaker 1: both hands like he's trying to start a fire, like

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Speaker 1: he's a boy scout and that that's gonna burn you. Out, dude,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna burn you out, so you want to use

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Speaker 1: You've seen my muscles and burning out. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: speaking of James muscles, there's a little cleanup crew from

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Speaker 1: the West Side Comedy Theory that met down in Santa Monica,

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Speaker 1: Um after the I think first night of writing. Uh

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Speaker 1: that that is to say looting excuse me, um when

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Speaker 1: the Peaceful March became an issue in certain pockets and

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Speaker 1: parts of Santa Monica were ripped up pretty bad, and

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Speaker 1: some of us gathered down there to clean up. James

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Speaker 1: uh And and the Mrs Aaron were there super early apparently.

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Speaker 1: But James was wearing a picture of this if you will,

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Speaker 1: so the red hair, and he's got an alchemyist alchemy

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Speaker 1: this hat on backwards, super cool, and he's got like

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Speaker 1: those kind of goggles the basketball players started wearing once

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Speaker 1: one of them lost a n eye. And then he's

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Speaker 1: got a brown tank top on and b mL spray

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Speaker 1: painted on the back of the tank top, spray painted

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Speaker 1: like long. It's just beautiful. But the tank talk really

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Speaker 1: able to reveal the gun show on heney Land and

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Speaker 1: I bought tickets and you said, b mL, I think

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Speaker 1: you mean b LM. Oh god, I was really hoping

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Speaker 1: I didn't do it wrong. B LM b LM using

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Speaker 1: my beat and yeah, yeah, you rarely see just the initials,

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Speaker 1: had been spray painted on the back of his uh

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Speaker 1: tank top. Um so, so good on you, James. That

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Speaker 1: was awesome to see you on tank top. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: you did. You certainly did, and you did it correctly,

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Speaker 1: I remembered incorrectly. Let's do a damn show. Almost all

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Speaker 1: from Oscar listener Oscar, who wrote, Hey, gorgeous, this is

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Speaker 1: your friendly neighbor in western China. Just the other day,

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Speaker 1: Sorry it took so long. Thanks for bringing struggling comedian

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Speaker 1: Nikki Shits to life. Who remember remember? Yeah, here's my suggestion,

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Speaker 1: Nikki Shits makes a comeback as a youth pastor. Love

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Speaker 1: to all, stay safe, Oscar, Western China. Thank you? Uh

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Speaker 1: is it? Father? I just ship my pants? Yeah? Come

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Speaker 1: on in? What's going on? Uh? Yeah? Hi? Um my family?

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Speaker 1: I wanted to bring them to uh to your sermon

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Speaker 1: on Sunday. Yeah, but I saw your name listed and

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Speaker 1: I wanted to make it see if that was a

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Speaker 1: typo or or no, no, Nikki Niki, it's nick father

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Speaker 1: Nikki with two KSh father Nicky. Yeah. See that that's

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Speaker 1: the part that I'm not sure the six and eight

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Speaker 1: year old will appreciate. Is it a French name? Did

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Speaker 1: you pronounce it differently? I think Nikki is Russian by origin.

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Speaker 1: And then the last name comes from You're you're saying

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Speaker 1: like the bad word for poops, right? Oh wow? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. This is kind of my first a couple

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Speaker 1: of days in the mix here. Uh, that's my stage name,

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Speaker 1: and I figured to roll that over to what I did.

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Speaker 1: Your hostile work on the stage as a pastor yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know, I get to get everyone juiced up. I

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Speaker 1: have a lot of experience working crowds. So I think

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Speaker 1: did you say you were a comedian previously? I was yeah. Actually, Um,

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Speaker 1: anyway to hear any of your stuff? You got like,

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Speaker 1: just gonna do a set for you right now? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: do a set? So okay? Five? Um, don't you try type?

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Speaker 1: YEAHI father? Sorry, is it okay if I come? And I? Um,

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Speaker 1: you said I could host this set? So uh yeah, totally. Um,

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Speaker 1: Hey everybody, what's up? You know me? I'm Deacon, uh Sam.

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Speaker 1: We got a hot, hot show for you all tonight.

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Speaker 1: We got one headliner you're gonna love, Nicky Shits. You've

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Speaker 1: seen him holding the Bible giving master kids. Let's let's here,

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Speaker 1: let's put your hands together. Nicky Shits. Thank you so much, Deacon,

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Looks like we've got a small

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Speaker 1: crowd today. Don't worry. I hope my ships don't become

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Speaker 1: bigger than the crowd we got here today. So I

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Speaker 1: was just wondering, how many people here? How many people

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Speaker 1: are stidy diet? OK? So so you can you can answer,

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Speaker 1: you can you can answer, Deacon. You don't have to answer.

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Speaker 1: You can someone's going on? Are you right? You weren't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what a steady diet is. You don't

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Speaker 1: know what a steady diet is? You know, everyone in

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Speaker 1: the congregation. Why don't we take a second here, when

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Speaker 1: we take a second here to realize what a steady

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Speaker 1: diet is. Now, we have a young man here, preach it.

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Speaker 1: Young man here? Your name is Bred Is that right? Brad? Brad?

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Speaker 1: I'm a young man here named Brad. And how many

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Speaker 1: people here I want to see Brad to get shifted

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Speaker 1: on father ships. Thank you for coming to my office.

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Speaker 1: I can still hear the crowd screaming your name. Listen,

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Speaker 1: we brought you in here because we wanted you to

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Speaker 1: touch the youth, right, We needed a younger. Maybe we

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Speaker 1: should use a different kind of terminology. I'm a father,

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Speaker 1: I'm father long Don and here I have a sister

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Speaker 1: bleed here. We are getting older and we admit that,

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Speaker 1: and we don't want to lose the connection, so we

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Speaker 1: need you to Maybe the connection has already lost, father,

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Speaker 1: You know, that's what we're worried about. We're worried about

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Speaker 1: are out of touch. That's what we're saying. Exactly exactly

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Speaker 1: what father is saying, maybe you too need to step

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Speaker 1: And my ass that's exactly what the father is saying.

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Speaker 1: I think. So you you get the message, which is good.

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Speaker 1: We need you to really reach in, you know, grab

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Speaker 1: the youth by where it hurts. You know. Maybe what

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Speaker 1: I need to do is grab the youth exactly. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's correct, that's correct. That's correct. Oh, God, bless you, God,

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Speaker 1: bless you, God, bless you. Thank you. Yeah, I'm looking

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Speaker 1: for a Nikki Shits. I'm a former agent of his

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Speaker 1: and just coming to the small town. I heard rumbling

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Speaker 1: and rumors that he might be working here or something. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: he'll be here later today. You know, I don't need

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Speaker 1: my windows wash. It's it's fine. Can I ask what

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Speaker 1: this is about? Yeah, I'm a former agent of his,

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Speaker 1: and I uh, I'm worked in Hollywood and I worked

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Speaker 1: just hearing that NICKI might be getting back on on stage,

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Speaker 1: so I mostly heard the word former. No, you don't

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Speaker 1: need to you don't need to wash the window. Yes, former,

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Speaker 1: we split ways while back and uh, are you calling

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Speaker 1: from your car? Sir? I'm in my car. My phone

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Speaker 1: is on. I always recording the conversation. I have to

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Speaker 1: my phone, but I'm not. You don't have to wash

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Speaker 1: wanted to know if you had any inside or any

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Speaker 1: idea of where Nick you might be. He he works

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Speaker 1: here at the church and he'll be here a little

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Speaker 1: later today. But hey, Nikki, that was a great, great,

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Speaker 1: really really good. Now listen, Um, you probably don't know,

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Speaker 1: you don't know me. Sure the water, get the water. Um,

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Speaker 1: you don't know me. But I thank you for the watch. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you, that's yours. Anything, it's mine and George. And

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Speaker 1: that's kind of why I'm here. I'm a I'm a boutique.

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Speaker 1: Is this at scrap yea, yeah, take it, take it

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Speaker 1: Turkey avocado. So I have a very small, small roster

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Speaker 1: client rochter Ta. I've got to two of the best

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Speaker 1: birthday clowns in the city on my roster, and um,

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Speaker 1: why wouldn't you put anything else like to, you know,

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Speaker 1: to expand my roster. Maybe somebody with a little more

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Speaker 1: edgy like you. I mean, it's just blind, it's just dry,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's just like anything other

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Speaker 1: than just like a turkey avocado? Like, do you have

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Speaker 1: representation currently? And if not, would you like to get working? Here?

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Speaker 1: In this water's warm? So I don't know what you

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Speaker 1: want me to do with I'm not gonna drink. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say the biggest birthday parties are happening, and my

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Speaker 1: Let's start science fiction? Science Okay, what's the opposite of

418
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: science fiction? Science fact? Okay? Okay, see what I'm doing here? Um?

419
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 1: Would you too like to continue having this conversation or

420
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: can we get on with the yoga retreat? We have

421
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 1: a group of individuals here, right, Yes, I'm so sorry,

422
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: Yeah we can let's do let's do the yoga retreat.

423
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: I am so sorry to you. Don't have to apologize, um, right,

424
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: So everyone welcome. UM. I guess we already kind of

425
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 1: know um kind of a book deal going on. So

426
00:26:55,160 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 1: if there's anything else side, okay, um. And I did

427
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 1: make it abundantly clear that everyone has to be very

428
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 1: healthy before coming on this retreat. So I hope no

429
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:11,199
Speaker 1: one's trying to hide. And he's smoking right now, and

430
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: I didn't think that was allowed either. It's certainly not allowed. Okay,

431
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,479
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I did not put it out. Did you

432
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: just put on a voice for that? Because before you're okay? Okay,

433
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: are we allowed to put on voices? Yes, you just

434
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: have to let me know before you do it, okay,

435
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: because I get confused. Okay, any other questions before we begin?

436
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: Can we can we do the yoga? Yeah? Okay, okay,

437
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 1: all right, we'll start in. Um, I have a question

438
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: real quick. Is it going to get really crazy hot? Yes?

439
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: The room goes up to a hundred degrees um. It

440
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 1: helps with flexibility. And I also like it when people

441
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: get wet and sweaty for me, that's fun. Okay, okay, wow,

442
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 1: crazy And they just kind of randomly paired us up

443
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 1: to bunk together. But here we are sci fi robot guy,

444
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: sci fi alien guy. Yeah, it's crazy, right. We would

445
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: have thought it would have thought that we would be

446
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: it's nuts here together. It's crazy. It's just me. It

447
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 1: was I don't know. You know, I don't have a

448
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 1: big history in yoga, so I can't really talk. But

449
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 1: it's kind of weird that Yogi there was really really

450
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 1: into making sure that it was really hot and wet

451
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: in there, like super important, wouldn't start until it was

452
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: super hot and wet. Yeah, I mean, I'm familiar with

453
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: with the hot yoga well you know, but the wet

454
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: part that that weirded me out because it was the

455
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: dumping of water over us repeatedly that I was not

456
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: helping me either a be secure in my footing or

457
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 1: people were slipping. There was a lot of a c

458
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: L terrors on the first day. Yeah, it's dangerous. So yeah,

459
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: So so what I did is I put the sci

460
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 1: fi robot guy in the sci fi alien guy in

461
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: this theme. So I have I have a camera in

462
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: there and I'm listening. I imagine fascinating things are gonna

463
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: come out of this. You know, I could, frankly, I

464
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 1: could use this for my book. I think this is

465
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: a great plan. So let's let's just listen in. Let's

466
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: listen in. Okay. So yeah, yeah, you got to make

467
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: sure that you add a lot of flour to the

468
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: stock or it's not gonna you know, thicken correctly, So

469
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: you gotta do that, I mean, make it blendses is fun.

470
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 1: So I'll give you the recipe. Yeah, I really love

471
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: love that. Sorry, this is the footage. Ye, just the

472
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 1: two of them talking recipe right now. It's a live feed,

473
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: so who knows. I imagine they're gonna get to the

474
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,959
Speaker 1: small talk and then get to the good talk. I mean,

475
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: we're talking to sci fi alien and side by robot.

476
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: What's the good talk? Are we looking forward? Do you

477
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: think something that has to do with sci fi aliens

478
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,239
Speaker 1: or sci fi robots that would be great? And if

479
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: you core of it honestly? To me, what really matters here?

480
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: It comes loose on the waist, tied in the thoughts.

481
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: I'm the same way. I am the same way. You know.

482
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: I didn't think that sci fi aliens and sci fi

483
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: robot writers would get along as well as we do. Right. Oh?

484
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: I forgot to say, um pre heat, excuse me? Yoki?

485
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: Are you busy right now? Yes? What can I help

486
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: you with? Oh? You're busy, I'm very busy. Okay, Well,

487
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: I just can who are those people chanting in your

488
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: Those are my boys? Is this Is this where the

489
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: v I P yoga? Yes? Okay, well I was worried.

490
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: I just feel like I was expecting four element yoga

491
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: and I'm only getting too. Is is that where the

492
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: other two elements are? Look? I can I come in?

493
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm an expert yoga person. Fine, yes, come in.

494
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: You're not listening to anything I've fucking said already, So literally,

495
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 1: just do whatever you want. This is ok you're you

496
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: know house basically, now you're already in here. Just come in,

497
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: come in. Just don't scare my boys. Okay, one of

498
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: those ropes, just take it. Why would you say it

499
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: says my name on it? It is embroidered with my name.

500
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: Why would you assume I would walk into your bunk

501
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: and immediately go let me sleep in your bed? I'm sorry,

502
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm scared my boys. Boys, boys, boys, boys? What get

503
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: dunk your heads in the water? Boys? Yes? Okay, what

504
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: were you saying? You're wearing my robe? It actually looks

505
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: good on you. What can I help you with? Thank you? Well,

506
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: I just felt like I was ready for the next

507
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: two elements. We get the heat or fire, and we

508
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: get you know, water, But I wanted, you know, I

509
00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: was promised four elements of yoga here the earth and wind.

510
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: That's you bring that yourself. You'll find that within you,

511
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: and so the audience, well, you know, the reader will

512
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: understand that those last two elements are within Damien, Damien,

513
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to send on myself. Okay. Look, can

514
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: we talk about this when we're out, all right? I

515
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 1: just I'm hot. I'm hot right now. You know we're

516
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 1: all hot as hot as start. You're having a full

517
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: volume conversation in the middle of a yoga class. Okay,

518
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: So as a punishment, I am turning the heat up

519
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: to one degrees. Yes, it's a punishment, and I am

520
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: dunking you all with my water. Boys will come through

521
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: and they'll dunk you all. Okay, what you're gonna get more?

522
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: There we go, There you go, there you go. All right,

523
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 1: and now we're going to transition to dog. Sorry I

524
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: should have told you boys. Okay, Okay, now it's getting good. Listen,

525
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 1: listen in. This is what I've been hoping for. What

526
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 1: did we want? Okay? Here we go. Listen to this.

527
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: I mean, did you did you hear that? Uh? Sci

528
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: fi wizard guy didn't even come back. You want to

529
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:15,479
Speaker 1: talk to Yogi like this afternoon didn't return. Yeah, I mean,

530
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to like start spreading sci fi rumors here,

531
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: But the word is they saw him roaming the beach

532
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: early morning, muttering to himself, wearing the yogis fucking rope

533
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 1: bing bung? Hello? Hold on, sorry, what's my phone? Hello?

534
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: He's just Jim. Yeah, this is a JOm Hey jo?

535
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: What room am I in? Is this a prank call?

536
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 1: This a fucking prank call? Are you pranking me? Right now? Okay, sorry,

537
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. They wanted to know what room you're in? Yeah,

538
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: hardcover novelists across the way or having retreated there. It's

539
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: a pretty low stakes prank. Yeah, but it hurts nonetheless.

540
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 1: So anyway, God, I got under my skin. I got

541
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 1: under my skin. I know I was shouldn't it, but

542
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: it fucking got under my ska. Damn. You need you

543
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 1: need to sci fi focus here, um, because let's steal

544
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 1: the yoga boat, go over to their camp and and

545
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: and I don't know, burn some ship or oh you

546
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 1: know what we could do? You know what we could do?

547
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: Do you know what we could do? Huh? I don't

548
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: please tell me, do you know what we could do.

549
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: Do you know what we could do? Huh? I've probably

550
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 1: answered that. I don't think they're gonna stop calling. Oh,

551
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: don't want hello? This is yes, it is who's calling.

552
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: Choose your balls? Okay, this is a prank. Okay, okay,

553
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:50,280
Speaker 1: fuck you, fuck you. God damn it. When I heard that, Um,

554
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: they wanted you to show them your balls over the phone. Yeah,

555
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna do it. I wasn't gonna do it.

556
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: So wait, we're talking about stealing the yoga boat. Yeah,

557
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: it got under my skin. Man, I don't want it

558
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: to be, but it did, got in my gun near

559
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: the skin. Look, let's steal the boat. Let's go over there.

560
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 1: You know what we could do? Mrs yogi head, you

561
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: can just call me Sandra. I don't None of those

562
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: titles are necessary, Okay, Sandra. Um, I'm one of the

563
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: patrons here. We've been having a really nice retreat. Um.

564
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: There's been talk that you're not letting us in on

565
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: who it is you are exactly. Um, well, my name

566
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: is Sandra, I have my water boys, and this is

567
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: a yoga retreat. I don't know what more information, Oh,

568
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. Do the numbers zero zero one one

569
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: zero zero one means anything to you? Who told you that?

570
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 1: Who told you? Zero? Zero one one zero one? I

571
00:35:53,520 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: can't a roboto zero that. Scene number two O my gud.

572
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 1: Scene three to come to us from Garat, who wrote,

573
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: Dear Alchemists, you are all a shunning light in these

574
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: humorist gray days of pandemic anting lists. Scene suggestion. It's

575
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,919
Speaker 1: Joey Greer has won the presidency in a landslide. Within

576
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 1: days of his inauguration, he delivers on his campaign promised

577
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 1: to create a new bill changing the national anthem to

578
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: come on, let's just hang out, come on, let's eat beef.

579
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:45,760
Speaker 1: Senators debate his proposed new anthem. Enjoy Garrett from Detroit,

580
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: what's the problem with it? Mr? President? What you're two o'clock?

581
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: Is here? Is it? My agent using my agent comes

582
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: around two o'clock. My agent usually pops Center on that time,

583
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: sols Carl Stephenson, Carl Susan. Yeah, put him, bring him,

584
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:08,760
Speaker 1: bring him in, Put him in and bring him in. Okay,

585
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: he's wearing a T shirt and shorts. Sir, I'm not

586
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: sure that's appropriate actire for the over office. I think

587
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: it's fine. Okay, there's a kiddie pooling here. Just in

588
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 1: a second. Mr Stephenson, Yeah, hi, Hi, the President will

589
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: see you now, sir, great, great? What up? Man up? Top?

590
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: No that to me? Are you doing that to me?

591
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: Or you? Yeah? What's up? Man? I didn't know what.

592
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 1: High five back to you? Baby? Nice? Nice? Nice? What's up?

593
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: How do I know you? What your deal? How did

594
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:49,280
Speaker 1: you get in? Uh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

595
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 1: Can I can't take a little dippy? Yeah, go for it?

596
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: Hell yeah now, Mr Stephens, Senator Stevens, Director Mundo, I'm

597
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: all right, serious, sucker. You're a senator from Nevada, and

598
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 1: as I know, you're on defense about changing the antheamo. Yeah, yeah,

599
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: on the piece of ship. Come on, come on, come on,

600
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: why you know why? Why? What was? Why? What? Why

601
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: do you want to change it? Come on, let's all

602
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: hang out. Come on, seed beef. Huh Why people can

603
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 1: say that that's a universal language? English is a universal language.

604
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 1: M m m m you know what you know what

605
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: I mean? I mean, Nevada is in, Nevada is in

606
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: Okay you okay? I am at of here. Bye bye

607
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: bye bye bye bye, Mr President, Mr President. Yes, man,

608
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 1: I have a moment of your time. You can. My

609
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: constituents in the Great State of Georgia have concerns about

610
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: all hanging out and all eating meat. They wanted me

611
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: to run them by you so because quite frankly, we

612
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: might succeed from the union if we have to see it. Oh,

613
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: that's easy. Is that? It's just that it fucking doude dude,

614
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 1: I'll beat the ship out of your asks if you

615
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: do that ship dude, all right, you're f kidding me,

616
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: do it. I don't give a fun dude. I filmed

617
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: a movie with Kurt Russell straight to DVD. Didn't he

618
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: didn't get released, but I filmed it with Kurt Russell,

619
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: so I know how to fu handle myself. My man, Okay,

620
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,399
Speaker 1: I missed the president. Uh. I mean, I do love

621
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: this country, and h I do love you and your

622
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: word I leave. Do you hear a dumb you sounded

623
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Speaker 1: you're gonna leave and then you love it? How dumb

624
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 1: is that? I personally love it? But I represent the

625
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:52,399
Speaker 1: people of Georgia. Kurt Russell personally told me I'm super chill,

626
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 1: and he wanted to hang out. We weren't able to

627
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: conflicts bit conflicts, but we did we we hung out

628
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Speaker 1: on set. Understand that. Let me tell the people that

629
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Speaker 1: Georgia that you are from the playback. The President told

630
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Speaker 1: the governor from Georgia he would beat his ass if

631
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Speaker 1: he didn't get on board with the anthem. We're gonna

632
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Speaker 1: now go to the field for another report from Tina Carter. Tina, Hi, Yeah,

633
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Speaker 1: we're out here on the field in front of the

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Speaker 1: White House. Um. You know, as you can see, some

635
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Speaker 1: of the windows in the White House are broken because

636
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,760
Speaker 1: the President keeps kind of in a cartoonish way throwing

637
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 1: senators out there to quote prove a point unquote. Um,

638
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: so as and we see now another one is just

639
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Speaker 1: coming through. See if you can grab an interview with

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Speaker 1: the senator. Let me run Hi, sir, sir, sir, Hi,

641
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Speaker 1: I'm Tina from ABC News. So you're the Senator of Massachusetts, right,

642
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 1: let's hang out and that's the present. Let's see beef.

643
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: So you were we just saw you get injected through

644
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: the window of the White House. You tell me a

645
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: little bit about that. I said, I said, I can't

646
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Speaker 1: beat the song. And then he said what's that? And

647
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: what and he said look over there, and then I looked,

648
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: and then he threw me out to the window, and

649
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 1: I landed on my face and my plate, and I'm

650
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 1: already you landed on your face and your butt. I

651
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:30,919
Speaker 1: think that's kind of impossible. Yeah, it's a bad day.

652
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: Anything else is bad happened aside from getting kicked out

653
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: of a window. I think I think he's going to

654
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: get what he wants. I think that's gonna be our

655
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 1: new anthem. James, you're my secretary defense. I am just

656
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:51,720
Speaker 1: really I'm not organized. You're my secretary of the treasure.

657
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 1: I know it's a lot of pressure. I made up

658
00:41:54,800 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: another secretary position for you. Secretary. What the hell am

659
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: I supposed to do? Huh? I don't know. You're my

660
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 1: most trusted and only advisor. Okay, I know it's just

661
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: maybe you should get fill each position with a different person.

662
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: It's not going to pass that I'm gonna be able

663
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: to clone you. And have you wait a second, what

664
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: if we're able to clone you? I don't think we should. No, no,

665
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: no, no no, no no. I I really, honestly, I feel

666
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: pretty exhausted being one person. I don't want to be

667
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of people. What Joey, I can't be

668
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: cloned I'm exhausted. You wouldn't be tired as the clone.

669
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Speaker 1: The clone would be the whole another thing. It'd be

670
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 1: like alright, James entered the chamber here for the record,

671
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. There's a lot of

672
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: smoke coming out of that chamber, fire smoke. There's the

673
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: rails going in there. I don't want to go in there. Please,

674
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: you have to see an executive order, James, let's go inside.

675
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:55,359
Speaker 1: The skin ready to be removed. Oh, I don't want

676
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: your skin is going to be removed for it's a

677
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: quick procedure. It's only about four hours. So um, we're

678
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and uh like, go ahead. Hold on

679
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: to the handles there on the side, these handles for

680
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 1: Katie penis what is in ivory right now? To preserve it.

681
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: It's it's gonna hurt a lot, all right. How's he

682
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: doing in there? You know? Is the outpatient? Good? Is?

683
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: When when am I going to get more? James's well,

684
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 1: the penis replicated, fine, but there was a problem with

685
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 1: the rest of it. Problem. What do you mean problem? Well,

686
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: there's clones on the clones what well, I'll just you'll

687
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,720
Speaker 1: just have to see it. I'm not a doctor. Doctor

688
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 1: speak to me like I'm a dumb guy. You know

689
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: in the movie Total Recall where the guy has a

690
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: little quatto on his stomach, the guy, the guy and

691
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 1: the guy, well his name is quat, right, Yeah, that's

692
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. It's like that. But the

693
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,720
Speaker 1: character the thing is called Quata, you know whatever. Alright,

694
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: but it up Tata. Look the thing is this movie

695
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 1: is a sci fi classic. Okay, don't shot on that,

696
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: all right, I'm not hitting at it. I used it

697
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: to the analogy because I love the film that to

698
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: the short fucking story and made a classic. Do you

699
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: know that? Huh yeah, I understand. It's Phil Okay, Dick,

700
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: it's great. It's it's a fucking bad ass dude. That

701
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 1: part where schwartz Niger takes off the little mask. Look

702
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:26,399
Speaker 1: what what this doctor dick to me is all over

703
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 1: my Hi, Joe, you got to tell this doctor to

704
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: remove these penises off of me. Don't kiss him. Do

705
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: not kiss him. It does not do you want to

706
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: be kissed? James? Okay, I I gotta go on a

707
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: little trip. Okay, what you can't leave me here here

708
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 1: next to me? James, listen to me. Okay, I'm the president.

709
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: I'm the president. Okay, I get to do I have

710
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 1: to do things. And if you can't do whatever we

711
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: need you to do, James, I need your my advisor. Okay,

712
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to public James. I know that. Okay,

713
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: I know that. Okay. Right now I'm juggling the presidency

714
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:12,320
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to get a movie deal. Okay. I

715
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: got a lot of things going on in my life.

716
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: All right, So I need you to as a president

717
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 1: if you could just uh, I hate to say that,

718
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 1: put it this way, but an elevator pitch for the

719
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:28,439
Speaker 1: film would be helpful. We can see what you see, yes, yes,

720
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: of course, so um uh uh to armadillos live action

721
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,959
Speaker 1: that are trying to find a magic key to get

722
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 1: them out to get to open up a portal so

723
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: they go back to their armadillo um dimension. So we're

724
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 1: on the same page. Do you actually mean the animal

725
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: seen mostly as road kill in the state of Texas, Yes, yeah, okay,

726
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 1: but they're taking on human care juristics, yes. Do they

727
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:09,919
Speaker 1: wear hats? Yeah? Yeah, I think that's totally talk about that. Yes,

728
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: So we have a question. Assist. Thanks for thanks for

729
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 1: taking the meeting. I think lions Gate is gonna be

730
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 1: super into this script. It's called Dicks Ahoy. It's about

731
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 1: a guy every hour on the hour, more dicks pop

732
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: up on his body. Keep talking. Yeah, so eventually, I

733
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,760
Speaker 1: mean it's really funny at first, but then it becomes

734
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: a bit of a horror story as he's completely overtaken

735
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,439
Speaker 1: by these dicks. Okay, the dicks are out to get

736
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:42,479
Speaker 1: him somehow. Yeah. Well, initially they love him because they're

737
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,479
Speaker 1: his host, but then they realize that he's not paying

738
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: enough attention to them, so they rise up, this is

739
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 1: a guy, This is a guy. Yeah, but I mean

740
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 1: you're telling me the guy is not paying attention to

741
00:46:53,360 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: his dicks. Dr Turmrn. You know you were pitching the

742
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: Lion's Gate as well, Mr President. Uh, yeah, it's good.

743
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 1: You know they have a they can green light several films.

744
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,839
Speaker 1: I don't think, I don't know competing. Do you mind

745
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: if I see your pitch? Sure? Sure, it's what did

746
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: you give me your pitch? Actually? Okay? Uh, that's about

747
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: a guy who every hour on the hour, a bunch

748
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 1: of dicks keep popping up all over him, and so

749
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 1: so within the movie, he sells a movie. Okay, now

750
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: this is the book. Look, look, look, it's too convoluted.

751
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 1: It makes you goddamn sense as you've got away from

752
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 1: the point about him wanting to make the national anthem.

753
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: That was completely about. I don't know how many times

754
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 1: I have to reprimand YouTube for a meeting in the

755
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: middle of class, but this is the last time, and

756
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 1: I mean it for real temperature. What am I gonna do?

757
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 1: I'm a boy. I don't know if you've noticed. It

758
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: took everyone here a long time, and you guys must

759
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: be dumb. But from waist down, I am basically microchips

760
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 1: and the top I am a human woman. So yes,

761
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 1: you look good in yoga pans. Still am I right?

762
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: Thank you? I do a good thank you, and that

763
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: actually means a lot. I do like it when men

764
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,360
Speaker 1: comment on my body because that's mainly why I exist.

765
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 1: So thank you so much. But if you guys do

766
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 1: that again, I'm turning the temperature up to fifty degrees

767
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: for me. It doesn't matter. Okay, I'm a robot, but

768
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: that should matter. There should be a temperature thing that

769
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 1: like you know, Also, the water should distort the chips.

770
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:43,760
Speaker 1: There's a lot of I mean, yeah, we got a question. Hey, sorry,

771
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need a new yoga mat because that is

772
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: crept over in Jesus hilarious though, right, I should think

773
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 1: it a wrong. That was funny. That was funny. Okay,

774
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: So I'm assuming we're gonna end this yoga session in

775
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: the way we and all of them. And that's the

776
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: thing that I guess exactly. Someone please stand up, put

777
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:08,359
Speaker 1: your right hand on your heart. Um, well, her heart

778
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: is on her head. Look at that. That's weird, cool cool?

779
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: All right? Shall we? Yes, let's the American anthem, Let's

780
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: hang outday, always leave them wanting less. It's harder to

781
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: sing on zoom calls than in person. Let's thank all

782
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,320
Speaker 1: of our alchemist, starting with the very James Heeney. James,

783
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: thank you so much. How is your hashbrown supply? We're

784
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 1: getting seen emailing raies about that. I'm not even actually

785
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: funny story. It was doing well for a while, but

786
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: the past two orders that I've made, they have asked

787
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: me if it was okay to replace those hash browns

788
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 1: with shredded potatoes. And that is not okay. So I

789
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: have not a lot left. I don't know what's going

790
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: to happen. I mean, it's been minced potatoes. I don't

791
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: know what it is. It's all packed into a patty

792
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:31,240
Speaker 1: and or a phone call with some sort of missive

793
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: from the folks you ordered from saying how about shredded

794
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: potatoes instead? Well, here's what happens when I use instatcart

795
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,479
Speaker 1: is they have a little thing that pops up and says,

796
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 1: is it okay for this to be a replacement? And

797
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: I will. I'll approve almost everything, but I am not

798
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:49,879
Speaker 1: going to approve shredded potatoes. Clearly they don't dealing with

799
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,919
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, good on you, but I am almost out.

800
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: So anyone listening, remember James is almost out of hash

801
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: Browns from Costco. Right, Oh, I shu, I had a

802
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: Costco card. I use Smart and Final. It's pretty close.

803
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say it's close by, man, I wouldn't say

804
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 1: it's a big boxes and damned do I like big boxes? Okay, okay, Wow,

805
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: that went sideways. Caroline Connor, thank you so much for

806
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: being here today. Happy here, huh and uh good luck

807
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 1: in the coming days. You'll keep us posted on your progress.

808
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: Yeah please, we'd like to know, you know, post up?

809
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Yeah, it's a big operation and it's

810
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 1: not really considered essential or allowed by doctors, so I'm excited.

811
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: Yeah you should be. Chris Baro, thank you so much, buddy,

812
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: Thank you for having me and Cole Stratton. Great to

813
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 1: have you back and fold and uh the entire damn magazine.

814
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: So thank you for joining us again. Thanks always, good

815
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:04,720
Speaker 1: to be here. Joey Greer, that's my name. What happened?

816
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know fair enough. Thank you

817
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: very much for being here. As always, Let's thank our

818
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:18,959
Speaker 1: producer and engineer to the stars, Mr Dougan. Find folks

819
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: at I Heeart Media. Please attend to right to the podcast.

820
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Speaker 1: Love reading your emails responding to them. That's your name

821
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Speaker 1: here at alchemy this dot com. Please right to your

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00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: name here at alchemy this dot com. I'm your host,

823
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Speaker 1: Kevin pob We love you so very much. Please stay healthy,

824
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Speaker 1: please be safe. Until next time. The boy bet a

825
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Speaker 1: pall of pepper for he