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Speaker 1: All right, let's go MICHAELA. You know there's so much

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Speaker 1: to glean for guys and girls here for men and women.

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Speaker 1: So she's on the dating apps. Let's go through the

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Speaker 1: four most recent opening lines.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, okay, first one? Hey there, hope all is well,

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Speaker 2: Happy New Year. If you're down to chat, give me

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Speaker 2: a buzz.

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Speaker 3: I like it.

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Speaker 1: He's not super creative, but chat and buzz chat and

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Speaker 1: give me a buzz are cool.

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Speaker 3: Like that's that's relaxed. But I don't know if I'm.

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Speaker 4: Feeling this guy for you.

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Speaker 3: That's what I thought, Ruby, What you mean the vibes,

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Speaker 3: the look of the guy? You don't like the look?

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Speaker 4: You just feel like it's not her vibe?

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Speaker 3: Who's looking for looks these days?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: What's the next one? Okaymber, definitely not this look. I

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Speaker 3: can tell this one's not the look.

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Speaker 2: How does this sound me? You? Dinner? I pay? Then

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Speaker 2: you tell your friends about the guy who had killer

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Speaker 2: eye contact and definite mom issues.

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Speaker 3: Wait block him number three.

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Speaker 2: I was going to come up with a clever pickup line,

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Speaker 2: but then I got lost in your eyes. Totally fault.

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Speaker 2: Now you need to message me back.

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Speaker 1: Cute.

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Speaker 5: I don't like them now you need to message me

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Speaker 5: by un slowly.

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Speaker 4: It has it has traits of cuteness, but also not okay,

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Speaker 4: so now one more here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Look, I'm a solid five, but I'm funny and

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Speaker 2: have a great personality. Plus I cook, so that basically

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Speaker 2: makes me a TENL love.

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Speaker 3: Ry for us. That's the one for us. How about

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Speaker 3: the way them? I like his hat to I like it?

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Speaker 1: It comes in Saney's a five nothing but upside Yeah, no.

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Speaker 2: This is good. That was That was my favorite out

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Speaker 2: of the four.

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